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Re: Patron,Grey Goose,and Coors Light.
« Reply #1450 on: May 05, 2011, 09:49:26 AM »
I don't even golf....that's the point, lightweight!

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Re: Patron,Grey Goose,and Coors Light.
« Reply #1451 on: May 09, 2011, 06:41:36 AM »
I don't even golf....that's the point, lightweight!


Then what was your fat ass doing drivibg around in a golf course ???


....just beers this weekend.

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Re: Patron,Grey Goose,and Coors Light.
« Reply #1452 on: May 09, 2011, 09:21:47 AM »
We "borrowed" a golf cart. ;)
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Re: Patron,Grey Goose,and Coors Light.
« Reply #1453 on: May 09, 2011, 09:31:47 AM »
We "borrowed" a golf cart. ;)


Supposed true story as told from my Uncle to me.

the first hole at my course is down hill and when you're on the T box you can't see to the bottom of the hill.
my Uncle and his 3 playing partners were waiting to hit onto the green when someone from the first tee hit a ball that hit one of the guys in the head and knocked him out! so they call the pro shop and 911.the pro shop sends out an equipment cart so they can bring him to the parking lot where the ambulance can pick him up.
on the way the knocked out guy falls off the cart! the driver panics and backs up real fast and runs over his leg :o :D!!!


...they go and visit the guy at the hospital and he says's "Damn my head hurts but I can't figure out why my leg is so sore? did I fall funny when I got hit?" ;D ;D

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Re: Patron,Grey Goose,and Coors Light.
« Reply #1454 on: May 16, 2011, 06:16:10 AM »
Fri night-beers and tequila
Sat night-beers.


....was in Manhattan and stopped in a strip club.$11.00 for a Bud Light :o

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Re: Patron,Grey Goose,and Coors Light.
« Reply #1455 on: May 16, 2011, 06:36:42 AM »
Fri night-beers and tequila
Sat night-beers.


....was in Manhattan and stopped in a strip club.$11.00 for a Bud Light :o
Damn man outrageous time for you  to go to Myrtle Beach.

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Re: Patron,Grey Goose,and Coors Light.
« Reply #1456 on: May 16, 2011, 09:06:00 AM »

Supposed true story as told from my Uncle to me.

the first hole at my course is down hill and when you're on the T box you can't see to the bottom of the hill.
my Uncle and his 3 playing partners were waiting to hit onto the green when someone from the first tee hit a ball that hit one of the guys in the head and knocked him out! so they call the pro shop and 911.the pro shop sends out an equipment cart so they can bring him to the parking lot where the ambulance can pick him up.
on the way the knocked out guy falls off the cart! the driver panics and backs up real fast and runs over his leg :o :D!!!


...they go and visit the guy at the hospital and he says's "Damn my head hurts but I can't figure out why my leg is so sore? did I fall funny when I got hit?" ;D ;D


Funny story!

Not so funny stories are 2 guys I know both got hit in the eye w/a golf ball...one has vision probs in that eye and one lost his eye. :(
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Re: Patron,Grey Goose,and Coors Light.
« Reply #1457 on: May 16, 2011, 09:19:56 AM »
Great story Debbie Downer.

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Re: Patron,Grey Goose,and Coors Light.
« Reply #1458 on: May 16, 2011, 09:40:18 AM »
Funny story!

Not so funny stories are 2 guys I know both got hit in the eye w/a golf ball...one has vision probs in that eye and one lost his eye. :(



Way to bring the mood down ::)

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Re: Patron,Grey Goose,and Coors Light.
« Reply #1459 on: May 16, 2011, 11:14:05 AM »
BigFoot stomping out the humor in this thread.

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Re: Patron,Grey Goose,and Coors Light.
« Reply #1460 on: May 16, 2011, 12:12:03 PM »
We "borrowed" a golf cart. ;)

These guys "borrowed" a couple of boats and look what happened to them.


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Re: Patron,Grey Goose,and Coors Light.
« Reply #1461 on: May 16, 2011, 06:07:51 PM »

These guys "borrowed" a couple of boats and look what happened to them.




They turned into a red X  :o
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Re: Patron,Grey Goose,and Coors Light.
« Reply #1462 on: May 17, 2011, 05:39:01 AM »
BigFoot stomping out the humor in this thread.

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Re: Patron,Grey Goose,and Coors Light.
« Reply #1463 on: May 17, 2011, 06:54:41 AM »
BigFoot stomping out the humor in this thread.

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Re: Patron,Grey Goose,and Coors Light.
« Reply #1464 on: May 17, 2011, 09:59:25 AM »
They turned into a red X  :o
wtf >:(


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Re: Patron,Grey Goose,and Coors Light.
« Reply #1465 on: May 18, 2011, 06:22:33 AM »
Damn man outrageous time for you  to go to Myrtle Beach.


Thats normal for Manhattan,that's why I don't go to strip clubs there.

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Re: Patron,Grey Goose,and Coors Light.
« Reply #1466 on: May 23, 2011, 06:16:07 AM »
Fri was softball and beers then a bar and two bottles of vodka.
Sat was a beach bonfire with beers.

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Re: Patron,Grey Goose,and Coors Light.
« Reply #1467 on: May 26, 2011, 11:39:05 AM »
Fri was softball and beers then a bar and two bottles of vodka.
Sat was a beach bonfire with beers.
Are the liquor stores open on memorial day?

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Re: Patron,Grey Goose,and Coors Light.
« Reply #1468 on: May 26, 2011, 11:56:43 AM »
Are the liquor stores open on memorial day?


Nope,Sunday either.

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Re: Patron,Grey Goose,and Coors Light.
« Reply #1469 on: May 26, 2011, 01:11:26 PM »

Nope,Sunday either.
Damn my credit card is almost maxed out I make sure I got enough to cover a few days or I got to go to showstoppas hopefully he is covered.

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Re: Patron,Grey Goose,and Coors Light.
« Reply #1470 on: May 27, 2011, 06:38:13 AM »
Anyone have good plans for the three day weekend ???

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Re: Patron,Grey Goose,and Coors Light.
« Reply #1471 on: May 27, 2011, 09:39:36 AM »
Anyone have good plans for the three day weekend ???

I do..Riding bitch later bar hopping on the shore, hitting the Rib, but since I'm in training and prepping for the next half marathon in 4 weeks I need to drop what I gained over the last 3 weeks. Cousins baby shower..Heading to Schenectady. Get to see my fav aunt..

No drinking for me for another 10 days..Day 3 of 7 of full body cleanse

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Re: Patron,Grey Goose,and Coors Light.
« Reply #1472 on: May 27, 2011, 01:20:11 PM »
Anyone have good plans for the three day weekend ???

yep

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Re: Patron,Grey Goose,and Coors Light.
« Reply #1473 on: May 28, 2011, 09:29:04 AM »
The weather is getting pretty nice. Clavin, upper Fairfield County has annexed SoNo and we don't like your types hanging around there.

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Re: Patron,Grey Goose,and Coors Light.
« Reply #1474 on: May 28, 2011, 10:18:45 AM »
Anyone have good plans for the three day weekend ???

Yeah.  Great.  Digging a hole behind my Air Conditioner to see where to patch a leak in my crawl space and screaming when spiders appear.    Had to stop to wait out a thunderstorm. ::)

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