Quickerblade's Pussy conquest (Adults Only)

[Tapeworm]

Lol great story Hawkins!!  10 posts and already a Getbig legend!

[Mr Nobody]

Lol great story Hawkins!!  10 posts and already a Getbig legend!

hawkins is headed for the hall of fame

[just_a_pilgrim]

I don't know where you live, but in these parts we call a bitch like that a 'GOLDDIGGER'
your friend should be happy he's not with her and she's scamming some other loser into buying her $2000 Louis Vuitton bags.

I actually noticed this part more

'and  would make her pay for half even though he had more money than him'

Outed

[calfzilla]

Nice thread. 

Love these parts:
-Shadow boxing to rid nervous energy.
-Slut fucking a total stranger in hotel room freaks out over a litte semen. 
-Refusal of a neslte crunch bar because he is unwilling to spend $5. 
-Admires abs in bed. 

Questions?
-Where n how did u meet her?
-Why were you staying at a hotel? 

Nice to hear from you QB, you are a good man. 

[G o a t b o y]

Cliff notes
*met a slut
*dude pays top bucks to impress slut
*i fucked slut
*slut leaves hotel hungry.

Getbig rule #1:  Pics or it didn't happen!

You, being a Getbigger in good standing, know this rule better than you know the 10 Commandments.

Therefore, POST THE PICS OF HER SLOPPY USED PUSSY ALREADY!  Quit holding out on us! 

[BeefMan]

Thanks Wiggs and the rest of you guys.  I'm basically the other end of the spectrum of Quickerblade.  I have TONS more nightmarish stories to tell you, but I don't want to hijack this thread.

more stories mate

[nzmusclemonster]

Getbiggers only have sex with supermodels.

Hope this helps.

[Hulkster]

nah i would kill myself i i got this hoe pregnant, i refuse to take that chance.

then you should not have blown your load all over her ass.

she could have gone to the shower, rubbed some of your jizz from her behind into her pussy and you could have been a father.

if you don't trust the girl, don't let her have any access to your semen..

pyscho bitches have done shit like this before.. and its been on the news..

one unlucky guy blew his load into a chicks mouth, she went to spit it out in the bathroom and instead impregnated herself with his load. that one was on yahoo news a few years ago...

there was a court case because he was trying to get out of child support because she unwillingly tricked him into getting her pregnant - since they did not have sex, he had a case.

I can't remember how it turned out though. I will see if I can find an old article or link..just to scare the shit out of all of us guys LOL

[tbombz]

Guys, if you want to fuck a girl, ask her.

qft

[Hulkster]

found it:

http://writ.news.findlaw.com/colb/20050309.html

In a lawsuit against his ex-girlfriend, Richard O. Phillips has alleged that about six years ago, he engaged in oral sex with her. Unbeknownst to Phillips, he says, his girlfriend, Sharon Irons, allegedly saved the resulting semen and used it to inseminate herself. A pregnancy resulted, Irons gave birth to a baby, and DNA tests proved Phillips to be the genetic father.

if what he says was true, that is some fucked up pyscho shit..

[uberman09]

I have an entire Qb journal written out, for the day I should become single. 

I shall employ his techniques, hopefully with great success.

already tired of being married?

[big14]

QB cockblocked himself and sent her straight into
the concert ticket guys arms.
She was not happy with the outcome she will
not return or recommend you to her girlfriends.


train starts running at 2AM?

[big14]

Here's a more realistic story that happened to me:

i just got home from college (lived in a small town, no vagina around for hours)
the girl from the "big city" (about 30 minutes of driving through corn) was talking to me on aol instant messenger (yes, this was a few years ago).  so i'm sitting there drinking in my parents basement by myself (i graduated in december, no one was home yet).

So, she tells me she's 30 (i'm 21, this is great) and she's a waitress at a popular bar, but she's off tonight and she's drinking by herself.

So, a few minutes of talking pass by, she asks me for a picture, then sends me one. It's a miniskirt shot of her legs only.  She says "guys like you aren't interested in the rest".  Legs look decent.  Anyways, a few minutes later, she tells me she's home alone (she lives with her old man; apparently he lives upstairs and she has the downstairs part of the house) and asks me to come over.  Being a little buzzed and horny, I agree.

So I drive over there.  Since it was cold out, i brought a couple beers with to keep me warm.  45 minutes later (got lost a few times), i'm pretty drunk and at her doorstep.

I knock on the door and she answers.  Here's a brief description of her:
about 5'11", 220 lbs, mullet like hair that hasn't been washed for a few days, flannel shirt, tight stone washed jeans, gut, and yes...a moustache.  Big tits though I guess, kinda like Bob from Fight Club.

I immediately try to think of excuses to leave.  She talks to me for 30 seconds, and lures me in with a beer and a cigarette (I smoked my last few driving).

So 5, 6 beers later, she sits in my lap and starts talking to me.  I'm not really listening, just drinking, A LOT.  I must've had 20 beers by now in the last 2 hours.  She goes "what do you think of my legs?" And I go "well, you got 2 of them".  Silence.  It's obvious at this point the leg photo was not hers.

She goes "I feel kinda filthy, I'm gonna take a shower. (thank god, that hair was turning into a helmet)  Do you want to watch me shower?"

I grab 2 beers, put one each in my pocket and say "sure, fuck it".

She gets naked.  She's pasty as shit, with a pretty decent amount of stretch marks around her inner thigh (how do those happen?)  Her pussy looks like it's a member of Funkadelic (huge fro).

She's showering, i'm sitting on the toilet drinking.  She says "hey, do you like a shaved pussy?  I bet you do."  I'm thinking "yeah on an 18 year old half your size", but i say "of course".  She goes "i'm gonna shave my pussy for you, and i want you to watch".  

I go over to the living room, take a cigarette, pocket the rest of her pack, and grab 2 more beers.  Now, if you've never seen a fat chick shave her pussy, it's probably the most disgusting thing you can see on the planet.  She's sitting there, shaving, masturbating with the shower head.  I'm more and more disgusted and more and more drunk.

She finally finishes, puts on some dirty robe, and says "i'm gonna wrap my hair in a towel, it's too long so i can't blow dry it."  Obviously a sad attempt at trying to look sexy.

So at this point i'm burping up beer, and some of it's coming out my nose.  She goes "let me see your dick".  So instinctively, I whip it out.  She starts sucking on it.  It gets hard after a while.  To shorten this up, I'm fucking her.  Imagine fucking a soggy bag of flour, that's what it felt like.  I came on her fat tits (i used a condom).  She's like "let's cuddle".  I'm like "I have to go to work in the morning".  She starts crying and goes "but you're so nice, stay with me"  I go, "I'll call you tomorrow, I really have to go".

I get back in the pickup, drive outside of town, pull over and puke my fucking guts out.  Not from the drinking, but I just got a mental image of fucking her, moustache and all.  I drive home, take one of those "i just got raped" showers, and literally start to cry.  I'm drunk, got puke on me, and I'm crying.

I didn't wake up til noon the next day.  I was still pissed.  I go online to check my mail, and there she is.  "Hey, can you still walk after last night?  I rode you like a racehorse".  I just stood there, stared at the screen, called AOL and cancelled my account.

To this day, I still get a mental image of her every now and then.

P.S.  The "hottest bar in town" she worked at was fucking Red Robin.

Awesome!   This story was
so much better.

[Captain Equipoise]

Hawkins = 1 , quickerblade = 0

[polychronopolous]

Hawkins = 1 , quickerblade = 0

Yep.

Pretty much any anonymous douchebag could replicate Quickerblades "stories"

[Captain Equipoise]

Yep.

Pretty much any anonymous douchebag could replicate Quickerblades "stories"

That Hawkins story had me cracking up, I'm waiting for him to post a follow up!

[polychronopolous]

That Hawkins story had me cracking up, I'm waiting for him to post a follow up!

Hawkins you got a bright future in this business my friend!   

[Quickerblade]

Nice thread. 

Love these parts:
-Shadow boxing to rid nervous energy.
-Slut fucking a total stranger in hotel room freaks out over a litte semen. 
-Refusal of a neslte crunch bar because he is unwilling to spend $5. 
-Admires abs in bed. 

Questions?
-Where n how did u meet her?
-Why were you staying at a hotel? 

Nice to hear from you QB, you are a good man. 

I met her at work.
I had a credit for the hotel, i decided to use it when she contacted me, I dont take every girl to my place.

[Gino30]

I move on, there is always better talent around, life never revolves around one pussy and a dumb bitch.
she must have felt like a real slut in the elevator on her way to the lobby, her self esteem may have hit rock bottom.
shes 28, she probably thought a few years ago she would me married to her perfect man, kids, nice home, nice car, romantic holidays, then reality hits, just another whore with limited funds and no sense of direction...not even worthy of a chocolate bar from the mini bar fridge.

Imagine her state of mind on the train station? she left at 1.45am-2.30am the trains dont start till 4am or 5am.
just sitting there alone in the dark, hungry and used. LOL

The mindset of a guy used and discarded by the pussy

Now he's fighting back



You have issues.......good issues

[Quickerblade]

The mindset of a guy used and discarded by the pussy

Now he's fighting back



You have issues.......good issues

Hahaha i like that, cant say its not true!

[nzmusclemonster]

I have an entire Qb journal written out, for the day I should become single. 

I shall employ his techniques, hopefully with great success.

I often read the pm's I have from Qb before I got out to a social event.

The Qb principles have got me laid 10 times at least I'd say.

[WillGrant]

I often read the pm's I have from Qb before I got out to a social event.

The Qb principles have got me laid 10 times at least I'd say.

[Quickerblade]

I often read the pm's I have from Qb before I got out to a social event.

The Qb principles have got me laid 10 times at least I'd say.

Thanks NZMM, I appreciate you're kind words

[Bobby]

I often read the pm's I have from Qb before I got out to a social event.

The Qb principles have got me laid 10 times at least I'd say.

post the pics PMs or it didn't happen

[Petrucci]

Thanks Wiggs and the rest of you guys.  I'm basically the other end of the spectrum of Quickerblade.  I have TONS more nightmarish stories to tell you, but I don't want to hijack this thread.

this is probably the best history ive heard here...Even if you tell its a lie probably we are going to believe its true!  congrats