That would suck!
There was a journalist for the NY Times or WS, who had a 2010 Porsche 911 Turbo sitting in his garage...he was doing a review of it...his son unbeknownst to him tried to drive it...he hit the garage door, and part of the garage fell on the car...dad was pissed, and Porsche was as well, but laughed it off, soon the article came out, it was not about the car, but about his son...and how we all do stupid things...
Nothing dramatic....but I've never had a good convo that starts with "we need to talk"
Nothing good ever comes with "We need to talk", methinks there needs to a a surprise intro that replaces that. Like, "Hey, got a minute?" or "Remember when..."