Author Topic: Worse text message you could get? (Read 6556 times)

Palpatine Q · « **Reply #25 on:** February 09, 2011, 01:46:39 PM »

Nothing dramatic....but I've never had a good convo that starts with "we need to talk"

Parker · « **Reply #26 on:** February 09, 2011, 01:57:40 PM »

Quote from: CalvinH on February 09, 2011, 01:38:26 PM

That would suck!

There was a journalist for the NY Times or WS, who had a 2010 Porsche 911 Turbo sitting in his garage...he was doing a review of it...his son unbeknownst to him tried to drive it...he hit the garage door, and part of the garage fell on the car...dad was pissed, and Porsche was as well, but laughed it off, soon the article came out, it was not about the car, but about his son...and how we all do stupid things...

Quote from: Groink on February 09, 2011, 01:46:39 PM

Nothing dramatic....but I've never had a good convo that starts with "we need to talk"

Nothing good ever comes with "We need to talk", methinks there needs to a a surprise intro that replaces that. Like, "Hey, got a minute?" or "Remember when..."

Parker · « **Reply #27 on:** February 09, 2011, 02:03:34 PM »

This from you Dad: "PTPS!"
meant for your Mom....

But you get it...

Option D · « **Reply #28 on:** February 09, 2011, 02:57:12 PM »

Quote from: Master Blaster on February 09, 2011, 01:34:33 PM

evry1 @ d office knOz U lIk muscle bears

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!

johnnynoname · « **Reply #29 on:** February 09, 2011, 02:57:51 PM »

Quote from: CalvinH on February 09, 2011, 01:15:06 PM

For the older posters.

"Dad I have a new friend named johhnynoname"

pw3nd

Rickson Gracie · « **Reply #30 on:** February 09, 2011, 02:59:00 PM »

"ur record is not the 400-0-0. U r the liar and u r the gay"

tendonitis · « **Reply #31 on:** February 09, 2011, 03:00:00 PM »

Quote from: Groink on February 09, 2011, 01:46:39 PM

Nothing dramatic....but I've never had a good convo that starts with "we need to talk"

the dreaded "we need to talk" conversation
never ever good

Nirvana · « **Reply #32 on:** February 09, 2011, 07:56:59 PM »

"I wanna be a bodybuilder."

Kim Jong Bob · « **Reply #33 on:** February 10, 2011, 12:23:53 AM »

Quote from: johnnynoname on February 09, 2011, 12:47:58 PM

"hey, this is Vince goodrum. Want to hang out?"

fixed

CalvinH · « **Reply #34 on:** February 10, 2011, 09:59:31 AM »

There's a book out with some of the worst and funniest texts ever sent.

.....pratty damn funny.

CalvinH · « **Reply #35 on:** February 10, 2011, 10:46:38 AM »

Quote from: Xerxes on February 10, 2011, 10:12:38 AM

Well.. not gonna tell us the name of the book at least?

Can't think of it right now

...someone stole it from me

Wiggs · « **Reply #36 on:** February 10, 2011, 11:17:24 AM »

Quote from: Groink on February 09, 2011, 01:46:39 PM

Nothing dramatic....but I've never had a good convo that starts with "we need to talk"

this....x 1,000,000,000

Doug_Steele · « **Reply #37 on:** February 10, 2011, 11:40:37 AM »

Quote from: Groink on February 09, 2011, 01:46:39 PM

Nothing dramatic....but I've never had a good convo that starts with "we need to talk"

That is the fucking worst thing, EVER!!

Nothing good has ever came from that and never ever will.

I just prayed that it was negative every single time.

No kids.

biggerthanuandu · « **Reply #38 on:** February 10, 2011, 03:03:45 PM »

I recently sent one to all of my ex's family members and friends that were in my phone telling them that they needed to be sure she sought treatment for std's I just discovered I had received from the various sorts of intercourse with her the weekend prior....Had to be sure she saw a doctor before it developed into something else.

dyslexic · « **Reply #39 on:** February 11, 2011, 04:18:36 AM »

"Honey, you remember the other night when I was out kind of late...?"

You need to get tested...

devilsmile · « **Reply #40 on:** February 11, 2011, 04:33:13 AM »

"hey I had fun last night

, grrr! So hows it going, I'd like to see you again sometime!"

Eeewwww, noooo, man, aawhhh

CalvinH · « **Reply #41 on:** February 11, 2011, 09:56:41 AM »

"Hey it's Alex23"

Doug_Steele · « **Reply #42 on:** February 11, 2011, 12:28:46 PM »

Quote from: CalvinH on February 11, 2011, 09:56:41 AM

"Hey it's Alex23"

"Hey Calvin, it's Vince" $:-\$ $:-\$ $:-\$

bigbadwolfe · « **Reply #43 on:** February 11, 2011, 12:51:07 PM »

Quote from: Parker on February 09, 2011, 02:03:34 PM

This from you Dad: "PTPS!"
meant for your Mom....

But you get it...

What is PTPS? I looked it up but talked about abs?

Doug_Steele · « **Reply #44 on:** February 11, 2011, 02:42:55 PM »

Quote from: bigbadwolfe on February 11, 2011, 12:51:07 PM

What is PTPS? I looked it up but talked about abs?

Post The Pussy Shots.

Schmoe's in Ohio wanna see PTCS

Mr Nobody · « **Reply #45 on:** February 11, 2011, 02:48:49 PM »

Quote from: Doug_Steele on February 11, 2011, 02:42:55 PM

Post The Pussy Shots.

Schmoe's in Ohio wanna see PTCS

LOL.