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« Reply #25 on: February 09, 2011, 02:46:39 PM » |
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Nothing dramatic....but I've never had a good convo that starts with "we need to talk"
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« Reply #26 on: February 09, 2011, 02:57:40 PM » |
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That would suck!
There was a journalist for the NY Times or WS, who had a 2010 Porsche 911 Turbo sitting in his garage...he was doing a review of it...his son unbeknownst to him tried to drive it...he hit the garage door, and part of the garage fell on the car...dad was pissed, and Porsche was as well, but laughed it off, soon the article came out, it was not about the car, but about his son...and how we all do stupid things... Nothing dramatic....but I've never had a good convo that starts with "we need to talk"
Nothing good ever comes with "We need to talk", methinks there needs to a a surprise intro that replaces that. Like, "Hey, got a minute?" or "Remember when..." |
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« Reply #27 on: February 09, 2011, 03:03:34 PM » |
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This from you Dad: "PTPS!"
meant for your Mom....
But you get it...
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« Reply #28 on: February 09, 2011, 03:57:12 PM » |
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evry1 @ d office knOz U lIk muscle bears
LMAO!!!!!!!!!! |
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« Reply #29 on: February 09, 2011, 03:57:51 PM » |
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For the older posters.
"Dad I have a new friend named johhnynoname"
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Rickson Gracie
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« Reply #30 on: February 09, 2011, 03:59:00 PM » |
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"ur record is not the 400-0-0. U r the liar and u r the gay"
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« Reply #31 on: February 09, 2011, 04:00:00 PM » |
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Nothing dramatic....but I've never had a good convo that starts with "we need to talk"
the dreaded "we need to talk" conversation never ever good |
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« Reply #32 on: February 09, 2011, 08:56:59 PM » |
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"I wanna be a bodybuilder."
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Chew Tobacco.
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Mensa Bob
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« Reply #33 on: February 10, 2011, 01:23:53 AM » |
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"hey, this is Vince goodrum. Want to hang out?"
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« Reply #34 on: February 10, 2011, 10:59:31 AM » |
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There's a book out with some of the worst and funniest texts ever sent.
.....pratty damn funny.
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« Reply #35 on: February 10, 2011, 11:46:38 AM » |
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Well.. not gonna tell us the name of the book at least?
Can't think of it right now  ...someone stole it from me  |
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« Reply #36 on: February 10, 2011, 12:17:24 PM » |
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Nothing dramatic....but I've never had a good convo that starts with "we need to talk"
this....x 1,000,000,000 |
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« Reply #37 on: February 10, 2011, 12:40:37 PM » |
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Nothing dramatic....but I've never had a good convo that starts with "we need to talk"
That is the fucking worst thing, EVER!! Nothing good has ever came from that and never ever will.  I just prayed that it was negative every single time.  No kids.  |
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« Reply #38 on: February 10, 2011, 04:03:45 PM » |
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I recently sent one to all of my ex's family members and friends that were in my phone telling them that they needed to be sure she sought treatment for std's I just discovered I had received from the various sorts of intercourse with her the weekend prior....Had to be sure she saw a doctor before it developed into something else.
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« Reply #39 on: February 11, 2011, 05:18:36 AM » |
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"Honey, you remember the other night when I was out kind of late...?"
You need to get tested...
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« Reply #40 on: February 11, 2011, 05:33:13 AM » |
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« Reply #41 on: February 11, 2011, 10:56:41 AM » |
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"Hey it's Alex23"
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« Reply #42 on: February 11, 2011, 01:28:46 PM » |
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"Hey it's Alex23"
"Hey Calvin, it's Vince"  |
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bigbadwolfe
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Bigger Stronger Fatter then you!!!!
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« Reply #43 on: February 11, 2011, 01:51:07 PM » |
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This from you Dad: "PTPS!"
meant for your Mom....
But you get it...
What is PTPS? I looked it up but talked about abs?  |
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« Reply #44 on: February 11, 2011, 03:42:55 PM » |
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What is PTPS? I looked it up but talked about abs? Post The Pussy Shots.  Schmoe's in Ohio wanna see PTCS |
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« Reply #45 on: February 11, 2011, 03:48:49 PM » |
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Post The Pussy Shots. Schmoe's in Ohio wanna see PTCS LOL.  |
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