You are above devilsmile now. And I know you're not serious 
I'm working my way through the thread. Sorry, I can't keep up with it minute by minute but I'm out in the real world touching people's lives and making the world a better place. This is not about DS. It never was. It's about truth, justice and the American way.
I'm making my case for your impeachment as we speak.
BTW, this was taken a few years ago when I was surfing practically everyday and down to 180 lbs (I'm now at a brutally, massive, skin stretching 195 lbs). Is this far enough away from the camera for you? Is the lighting "natural" enough for you? How long have you been a racist?
(BTW, just behind me is where they filmed scenes from the Karate Kid and further down the street is where they filmed "Lost")
Note that even under the hot tropical sun I don't drip with sweat but rather "shimmer" like a god. Quite an impressive sight in person.