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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5625 on: August 23, 2023, 03:50:05 PM »
Not a 20-story balcony this time. Probably had a nice chat with Putin who wished him well on his travels...

https://www.rt.com/russia/581729-wagner-chief-plane/

Wagner chief among passengers on crashed plane – officials
Evgeny Prigozhin was listed on board the Embraer Legacy that crashed with no survivors, authorities have reported

A private jet traveling from Moscow to St. Petersburg crashed on Wednesday in Russia’s Tver Region. The Russian Emergencies Ministry said all 10 people on board had died. Rosaviation has since said that Evgeny Prigozhin, the head of the Wagner Private Military Company, was listed among the passengers.

I hope they find the two black guys that did this

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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5626 on: August 25, 2023, 12:12:47 PM »
LOL - you've got a sixth sense for this sort of thing dude - wherever I drop a big girl (which I know we both like) you're like a Great White Shark sensing a drop of blood in the ocean...

 ;D ;D ;D

At the risk of posting inappropriately in this celebration thread, have another one on me  ;D




That dress must be made of the same material as the Hulk's pants.

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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5627 on: August 26, 2023, 08:47:07 AM »
Looks like sofia vergaras hot sis^
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« Reply #5629 on: August 28, 2023, 01:32:11 PM »
Anyone who marries in the 21st Century is crazy.

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« Reply #5630 on: August 28, 2023, 02:42:00 PM »
“Where’s the evidence”

"It's been Debunked"

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« Reply #5631 on: September 05, 2023, 02:00:58 PM »
Fuck Tinder,Twitter,Tik Tok,Facebook,Instagram and any other "social media" nonsense I may be overlooking.

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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5632 on: September 08, 2023, 12:25:46 PM »
 :D

The amount of deranged 30-40 yr old women  out there with severe mental and entitlement issues far outweigh  the good ones.
Talking to a woman is like talking to a dog, it's ok for the first minute and then you realise what the fuck am I doing.

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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5633 on: September 08, 2023, 05:50:02 PM »
ballsack, you need a use a little bit higher bar for what you decide to post in this thread.

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« Reply #5634 on: September 08, 2023, 05:52:40 PM »
ballsack, you need a use a little big higher bar for what you decide to post in this thread.

Lmao!

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« Reply #5635 on: September 09, 2023, 10:54:27 AM »
 :D

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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5636 on: September 13, 2023, 05:09:14 AM »
Quote from: The Scott on Today at 02:43:48 AM

The Butthole Hymn of the Greene Bidet

Put rainbow wings
On bhanky's chest
1/2 a gram biodential test

Bikini bottoms from "his girl"
Does dumb things
Strict Nation Curl

No one knows
Just what he'll do
When he squats to take a poo

He shits blood
That's what they say
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On the Greene Bidet

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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5637 on: September 13, 2023, 06:12:32 PM »
Quote from: The Scott on Today at 02:43:48 AM

The Butthole Hymn of the Greene Bidet

Put rainbow wings
On bhanky's chest
1/2 a gram biodential test

Bikini bottoms from "his girl"
Does dumb things
Strict Nation Curl

No one knows
Just what he'll do
When he squats to take a poo

He shits blood
That's what they say
But bhanky's cool
On the Greene Bidet


I made the list of lists!!  HUZZAH! Thank you, my brother!

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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5638 on: October 03, 2023, 03:04:19 PM »


Lost Boys
Trading Places
Friday the 13th
Beverly hills cop
Lethal Weapon
Evil Dead
Raging Bull
Aliens
Terminator
Die Hard

Thats all folks


I'd recommend adding gremlins and ghostbusters

The rest are junk however

Im 58, Im not watching that shit

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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5639 on: October 05, 2023, 10:24:03 AM »
Re: Russia has penetrated Ukraine

yes you...  go & fight but you won´t because you are just a steroid ridden waste of oxygen. :D

What challenge does a battlefield pose to an iron warrior? Step one foot on the front lines and strike a 3/4 twisting back double biceps and you would literally blow Putin back to the kremlin. If you were to hit a front ab and thigh in a sequined thong it would put and to this and all future wars. Don't even ask about a most muscular. It is the equivalent of a 6 mega ton nuclear bomb and it would end humanity as we know it.

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« Reply #5640 on: October 05, 2023, 10:25:37 AM »
Re: Relationship advice

Shit with the door open. I did it this morning and changed the whole dynamic of my home…assert your dominance!

Also, make her flush it

Bench

She’ll be gone in a week

Stench

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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5641 on: October 05, 2023, 11:52:42 AM »
irishdave and bench = 2 board legends!!

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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5643 on: October 17, 2023, 07:19:36 AM »

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« Reply #5644 on: October 17, 2023, 03:37:21 PM »
I’ve finally got out of my garage gym after more than 10 years and decided to go to a public gym again.  There are some annoying fuckers , a lot of ugly fat chicks but also some fine pussy sprinkled about.  There’s this one chick I’ve seen a few times that I’m enamored with.  She wears headphones. Works out alone and does some serious weight training.  She doesn’t mess around or socialize with anyone. How do you approach a gym girl wearing headphones who actually works out and don’t come off as creepy? I’d love to chat her up but I don’t know how these chicks today handle guys coming up to them. 

We’ve made eye contact a couple times but not long enough for me to read her.  She seems to just want to keep to herself.

Would love to hear some serious tips.

I would just play it cool

Be polite, say hello to her in passing or nod hello.  That's all.

If she's interested she'll let you know.

She's aware of you already.

That's such a betacuck move.

She's in a room with a bunch of horny alpha males, clearly she wants it bad.

You have to make it clear you have the biggest dick in the room.

Post a video on Tiktok of you working out beside her, make it clear and loud that you have an 8 inch cock.

Get a logbook, mark down her work out routines and times. Make it clear you're courageous brave and powerful, don't let her think you're gonna back down like a beta.

Find her outside the gym, catch her off guard, to show her your true wit and cunning.

If you're not committed to be a courageous beast to slay the dragon and take the virgin, maybe fucking chicks at the gym is a bad idea.

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« Reply #5645 on: October 20, 2023, 07:44:46 PM »
Re: Getbiggers have any tips on how to meet girl in gym?

I used to fuck 100 girls during Spring break and have threesomes with air hostesses, but somehow I’ve forgotten how to talk to women

So I finally got out of my garage gym after more than 10 years and decided to go to a public gym again the last few weeks.  There are some annoying fuckers there, a lot of ugly fat chicks but also some fine pussy sprinkled about.  There’s this one chick I’ve seen a few times that I’m enamoured with.  She wears headphones. Works out alone and does some serious weight training.  She doesn’t mess around or socialise with anyone but I can read between the lines:  I think she might be trying to source cock

But I decided not to try chat her up - I don’t know how these chicks today handle guys coming up to them without the guy coming off as creepy.  We’ve made eye contact a couple times but not long enough for me to read her.  She seems to just want to keep to herself

So at first I just played it cool.  I was polite, said hello to her in passing, nodded hello.  That’s all.  I figured that if she was interested she'd let me know – I mean, she’s aware of me already, right?

But that wasn’t working.

So I decided to get a logbook and conspicuously mark down her work out routines and times.  I wanted to make it clear to her that I’m courageous brave and powerful, and she shouldn’t think I’m gonna back down like some beta cuck.  I also confronted her outside the gym a few times, catching her off guard to show her my true wit and cunning

Then I started wearing ultra thin cycling shorts with no underpants and kept training besides her with a chub-on.  This culminated with me posting a video on TikTok of me working out beside her, making it loud and clear that I have a legit 6.45 inch cock and I’m nearing 32,000 posts on GetBig

I mean, even if she decides to fuck me, it's not like she cleansed her snatch in the hours leading up to her workout, right?  For all I know she just had wicked diarrhoea shits.  There are certain unwritten rules in our society:  Women don’t talk about having diarrhoea shits, and we don't sniff about inside the gym.  Besides, it’s only rape if she coat-hangers my love child and becomes difficult to find – otherwise it’s just deep and powerful Jungian shadow sex...

I’ll let you know how I get on...

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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5646 on: October 22, 2023, 02:11:37 AM »
Blaha is roommates with this girl that murdered her boyfriend -

https://www.khou.com/article/news/crime/hcso-woman-charged-with-murder-after-fatally-shooting-boyfriend/285-6f8830fd-f697-4315-adf8-3ab314d27771 .

He's scared of her, and sometimes she does weird things off camera (dope sick? perhaps.) -

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But other than that, he isn't worth following outside of the clip channels. Just a garbage channel even for laughs now. He must really need money though, as he's back doing lives almost every day and he hated those.

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« Reply #5647 on: October 24, 2023, 10:49:18 PM »
Re: Bhanky's new house

Interviewer: Hello Mr Hankins, would you like to come in?
Bri: uhh yeah thanks
Interviewer: Would you like some coffee or tea before we begin?
Bri: uhh no thanks
Interviewer: So, this is mostly a formality. This is a volunteer coach job for three hours a week, working with disadvantaged youths. You pretty much have the job, we were very impressed by your references, particularly John Cooper's.
Bri: uhh yeah thanks
Interviewer: Ok... what makes you a good fit for this job?
Bri: uhh I mean I can deadlift 500lbs and squat 405 and no matter what some people say about  me on the internet you may have noticed if you have done a google search on me if you havent dont worry about it i actually did brench press 225 for 15 good solid reps full range of motion stable as a motherfuc... excuse me really stable good solid reps
Interviewer: Ok..
Bri: i have a ton of knowledge i wrestled when i was a kid i have competed in MMA i have done bodybuilding shows i have raced cars i lived in maui i think i am the perfect fit for this job i mean who else would you hire also i love working with kids and i was a kid myself at one time
Interviewer: Erm... ok...
Bri: again by all means check my background you will see i am of impeccable character i competed in mma bodybuilding shows i love the outdoors i love working with children some people say i am like a child myself so i know how children think i am awesome that way
Interviewer: Mr Hankins, can I -
Bri: and regardless what those bitches at getbig say its all lies i never hit my ex wife those were false charges if you see mugshots of me online dont worry about it i was never convicted of anything in this particular county this is very important i have no charges here in this county also not in the county next to this one did i mention i also did mma i mean of course i am the best fit for this job just ask coop i mean thsoe sons of bitches at scn did not validate my world record and i was a little bit pissed off about it if i see that rancid old man i was beat his fucking brains in how dare he do that to me after all this effort that pussy ass bitch
Interviewer: Mr Hankins, please this is not acceptab-
Bri: and wes can go suck a dick and jeff too i have more muscle than frank zane have you seen what jeff looks like i would go to england to compete in a show but there is this guy 38 who told me he would carve up my face i mean normally i don't give two fucks about threats who is this guy to threaten me but actually i think it was a bit serious so i am not going to england anytime soon fuck england anwyay have you seen their fucking teeth i mean these pussy ass bitches fuck with me all day long it never stops and it drives me crazy i mean noone wants to join my bench press scorecard those pussy ass bitches
Interviewer: Tyrone, get in here! Mr Hankins, I think you should meet Tyrone our security guy, he will talk things out with you. Please follow Tyrone.
Bri: Those pussy ass bitches

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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5648 on: November 06, 2023, 03:29:50 AM »


3,1,2,4

A tranny, a retard and two lesbians walk into a bar.....

Is that octopus Greta's service animal?  I would think that she'd want something more environmentally friendly, like a rock.

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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5649 on: November 08, 2023, 02:45:04 PM »
Re: Taxes Seem to Get More Complicated Every Year......

Just finished mine a few hours ago....even with Turbo Tax , the tax code is meant to just fuck with business owners.

You can take like 250k in losses per entity and have like 3 different business entities to offset any actual personal income from a job or investments. Additionally, you can depreciate everything having businesses is how you avoid paying taxes.

I wrote this in February, you know...🙄

This gets funnier if you imagine Vince getting ready to toss Hankins off a roof right before he blurs it out.

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