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[illuminati]

Spencer has a head like a beluga whale

whereas Brian is more about sperm

Accurate & Classic. 

[Sandrock]

Calum Von Moger looking to make a comeback

Bringing a whole new meaning to the term “anabolic window”!

[wes]

The Shitter Went Down To Georgia:


[Verse 1]
The Shitter went down to Ashleys
He was lookin' for a kid to sniff
He was in a bind 'loved her behind
And he was getting very stiff

When he came across this young lady
In the shower and damn boy she was hot
And the Shitter jumped right in the shower
And Boy, did he grab her twat

[Verse 2]
I guess you didn't know it, but Joe's a kiddie diddler too
And if you'd care to take a dare, Prime's a gay caulk-sukker too
Now you suck a pretty good c0ck Prime, but give the pervert his due
Joe puts a throbbing pole against your hole, sprays you full of glue
The Pervert said, "My name's Joey, and it might be a sin
But I'll take your kid and you're gonna regret biggest perv there's ever been

[Bridge]
Joey, rosin up your cock and play your diddler hard
'Cause Hell's broke loose at Ashleys and Joe's a perv libtard
And if you win, you get this shiny wrinkled pole
But if you lose ole Joe he gets your hole...

[Verse 3]
The Pervert opened up her pants and said, "I'll start this show"
And Jizz flew from his wrinkled dink as he touched her down below
And he pulled his c0ck across her ass it made a evil hiss
And then a band of perverts libs joined in and went something like this

[Fiddle Solo]

[Verse 3]
When the perverts finsihed, Joey said
"Well, you're pretty good ole' son
But sit down in that chair like cucks
And let me show you how it's done"

[Chorus]
"Fire in her hole," cum boys cum
The perverts in the house w/ Ashleys bum
Joe is in the bathtub bending her down
Joe you kid touchher, the worst around

[Fiddle Solo]

[Verse 4]
Joe he bowed his head when done, just him and his spent meat
And he laid that old spent condom on the ground at Ashleys feet
Joey said, come on back if you ever wanna try again
I done told you dear, you little *****, I'm the best there's ever been"

[Chorus]
"Fire in her hole," cum boys cum
The perverts in the house w/ Ashleys bum
Joe is in the bathtub bending her down
Joe you kid touchher, the worst around

[Taffin]

I know I'm going to catch a lot of shit for this, because I know you guys hate Brian, but as far as I'm concerned this crazy solipsistic paranoid/schizophrenic delusion of grandeur is right up there with 'I don't tolerate disrespect' and 'Girls and Sons'...

I have been preparing my whole life to die by combat against multiple attackers because that is how a man dies. They will come for you when you are old and weak you got to be ready. I am going to lose that final battle. It can not be won. I plan to take as many with me as I can.

But one thing I will not do that day is tell them they better back off or they will be sorry later because they don't care. They are there to take my life and they will I can not stop all of them. But I can take some with me. But in no world are words of any kind going to be a credible self-defense when someone actually wants to harm you.

They are not concerned about anything you are going to say. There is no way out. When the day comes you either fight like a man or die like a bitch. But don't start trying to tell them about how they will be sorry when they get in trouble later because they don't care. Put up your hands clench your teeth and fight.

Brian WH Hankins, esq.

[Skeletor]

I know I'm going to catch a lot of shit for this, because I know you guys hate Brian, but as far as I'm concerned this crazy solipsistic paranoid/schizophrenic delusion of grandeur is right up there with 'I don't tolerate disrespect' and 'Girls and Sons'...

Brian WH Hankins, esq.

That is a very modest, if not self-deprecating, post by bhank's standards since he admits he will lose that battle. Prime bhank would never admit to losing. But still a classic post and the delusion is off the charts.

[Hulkotron]

Not that long ago he posts talking about how healthy he is and now he is talking about dying the end of the year.

Anything for Mr. 0-3 to get out of a fight.

I really hope its Autumn at the latest

[Hulkotron]

Your legs look like small rudiments from a species that is trying to abandon them as it is evolves into an ocean-dwelling creature where lower extremities are no longer needed.

[Taffin]

^^^ Hahaha - beat me - well deserved Raymondo 

[beakdoctor]

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"Overcooked wieners are what he used to eat, thugs would tremble as soon as he set foot on those cobblestone streets......"

[wes]

[Hulkotron]

The competition is going to be stiff (nh) for POTY this year but BB is making a strong case for the repeat.

[Rambone]

The competition is going to be stiff (nh) for POTY this year but BB is making a strong case for the repeat.

[FitnessFrenzy]

Re: Flex Wheeler needs another kidney ?

A while back he said they have warned him that the arms may go too. But he was still positive, "as long I'm alive it's worth it"
Imagine having just a torso.

Maybe he could get a job in law enforcement?

[FitnessFrenzy]

Timeline
This guy messages Brian on FB asking Brian to get in touch
I post his image here
Brian deletes the post from FB with the message
Bailey Sanchez makes his FB private


And Brian wants us to believe he doesnt know Bailey..

I wonder if Bailey posts here?
At a guess its "Royalty"

[illuminati]

Front runner for POTY  - Brilliant.

[Taffin]

[Taffin]

Zoom in - trust me - this is the pic that keeps on giving

GENIUS

[FitnessFrenzy]

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[Humble Narcissist]

Zoom in - trust me - this is the pic that keeps on giving

GENIUS

What am I missing?

[joswift]

What am I missing?

everyones a hanky

[Rambone]

Zoom in - trust me - this is the pic that keeps on giving

GENIUS

Hahahah!

[The Scott]

Jeff,I hereby am changing Dereks name to....."Derek Lumpsford" !! 

H.O.F. post, Wes!

[wes]

H.O.F. post, Wes!

Thank Scott....it`s been a while since I made it to this thread.

[Skeletor]

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"This is the diary of Dukie Wood Healy Hankins, car chaser, and all around good pup.
 
 My life started out pretty good, I remember this man they call Brian came and picked me up. It was tough leaving my brothers and sisters, but he had a huge house and a dimwitted good natured manner about him. He bought me lots of kibble, and occasionally gave me hot dogs and SpaghettiOs from his plate. Sometimes a couple of hours after we ate, he'd run to the bathroom and stink up the place. It smelled like blood and guts, and all types of other things. I imagined my ancestors smelled similar when they took down a wounded elk or deer long ago. Sometimes I wished I spoke English instead of barks so I could tell him to go outside and do his business like I do. 

There were other nice things, there was a drunk girl that came to visit. She was fun, she'd sit on the couch with a bottle of Jack, and watch Lassie with me. She left after the police came. I'm not sure what they do, but they sure do come around a lot. I think they're like dog catchers for humans. Brian complains that they don't knock a lot.

Then there was my buddy Rocky. Normally my type aren't suppose to like cats, but Rocky was different. He was big, African, and  mischievous. And he hated Hankins, that's what he called him, not master, boss, or Brian. He called him Hankins.

Rocky loved to knock Brian's drugs off the counter, and then paw them under the furniture. When he was down there looking for them, Rocky then pounce at Brian's head. Rocky said that patchy fur on Brian's head was the best toy a cat could have.

One day we were by the pool, Brian is always by the pool, I don't understand why he doesn't work, and he threw a ball to Rocky. Rocky ignored him like usually, but I wanted to play so I brought the ball back. Brian started dancing around half nude, yelling, "Dukie can't be faded, Dukie can't be faded. See that Rocky? Dukie can't be faded." I was happy, but Rocky told me he was certain our owner was fag now, not just a fag, but an asshole.

Rocky left soon after that.

I miss my buddy Rocky.

Things were slow, but normal. Brian would sit by the pool, and eat and get high. And then get high and eat. He'd argue with people on the internet, and sometimes he'd leave, and I wouldn't see him for a few days. Like the time he had to go to the vet, and get his pec fixed. He didn't say how that happened, just for me to be careful around bitches and cars.

Then one day it all changed, he'd been arguing all day with the Indians about his Summerboard, whining into the phone about it. Not a bark  , growl, or snarl, but a whine. He was angry the whole night, yelling about how many bio-identicals he could've bought with that Summerboard money. Brian was always buying silly shit. I'd gone to my couch to sleep, when Brian came walking over with a jar of peanut butter.......

From that day forward, my days of blissful puppyhood were over."


I imagine an audiobook book version read by Morgan Freeman.


                                                                                     

[Taffin]

Gah!  Beat me!  It's the Morgan Freeman voice that tipped me over the edge with this one!