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Re: So I'm meeting a girl from Tinder

I met a 23 year old hot little Asian college girl on Tinder...She made it way too easy to hook up, To the point where I thought she was a trap or I was being lured to be robbed or something...So I stressed out and didn't eat anything all day and was very anxious and over thinking the situation.

Turned out she was real, and realllllly hot...I met her at her dorm room and we watched game of thrones and drank Bullit Whiskey, maybe 3-4 shots sipped over an hour..

She stripped and mounted me on a chair and we grinded and made out for like 5 - 10 mins.

Then I lifted her up and dropped her on the bed, pulled down her panties and started licking her pussy and bhole and finger pounding up into her gspot until she was squirming and begged for the dick.

I laid on the bed and she started sucking it...AND NOTHING!....Not even a glimmer of a chub, not one movement or stimulation, that little fucker was completely paralyzed..

I even took 12.5mg liquid cialis earlier that day, just because I had been beating off to porn for a couple days and wanted to make sure I was 100% rock when the time came...

I explained it had NEVER happened before and that was true, I don't drink and I really rarely have sex on the very first meeting...It wasn't awkward and I was super into it, but my body wasn't I guess...

I still don't know if it was 100% the Whiskey or a combination of Whiskey, serious anxiety, and not eating a bite of food all day, but cialis did nothing...

I still haven't even fully recovered from this event, she basically said dude put your clothes on and get the fuck out...Never msg'd me again and deleted our Tinder "match" convo completely...It was a fucking disastrous nightmare I do not wish on my worst enemy...


So my words of wisdom...
Don't drink or be anxious in any way...Eat well that day, and if you don't feel 100% POSTPONE that shit to a second date to familiarize yourself with this whore...

Whiskey dick / anxiety have probably led to many a suicide...All I can say. The fact that you're already talking about the dick, and sending dick pics, and etc....You better be careful living up to those expectations lol...The body does what the fucking retarded anxious brain tells it...

She sounds like a cold hearted bitch. You are better off finding out on the first date than down the track. Don't let this ruin your confidance and self estem. I am being serious btw. This bitch isn't worth it.

Thank you Booty, I was totally out of my element lol. I am 27, healthy, don't drink, and have always been into committed relationships, and she was a slutty 23 year old in a dorm room eating macaroni and cheese and drinking whiskey...probably screwing 15 other guys from Tinder. To me I thought I wanted a "friends with benefits" situation that would last a while...After all I was attracted to her.

The worst part was the brutally painful time between the bed, and slowly getting my shit together and putting my clothes on, this all took place in a fully lit room with a stranger mind you. Just so totally mind fucked I didn't even know what was coming out of my mouth...Uhh I like you...I really want this to work, I really liked the other stuff we did...Will you call me again? "Yeah probably not" she says lol...Brutal.

I texted her "I am 99% sure it was just the alcohol, I don't drink and that has never happened before seriously" "I think you're hot and want to keep seeing you"

No response, shortly after that she deleted our "match" and text convo.

Fuck the whiskey dick this bitch made me feel like I was a fucking ugly, useless, sack of shit, that didn't even deserve a response from her, forever alone and will never make anyone happy again. lol...I'm pretty much over it by now but goddamn it was a rough week after that..Breaking into a cold sweat reliving that shit in my mind over and over, Bahhh.


But goddamn was that tiny little pussy and bhole the most delicious thing I've ever tasted...My god that may be the hardest part of it all..

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[DroppingPlates]

Bravo

Re: Caption the picture

a very postmodern clash between female and male values. Even though the vissy-doll is in some ways revolting, Arnold can't help but to feel love for the erratic movement in the doll's eyes. Basile enjoys a voyeuristic view of the before-mentioned both grotesque and semi-erotic setting.

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Re: Why does David Beckham have such a shitty physique?

decent everyday physique easy to maintain without any exercise or diet

Poor sob will never make it to the thong games.

[FitnessFrenzy]

i've been trying to meet with dominicana for weeks but everytime i realize i just cant fit it into my bodybuilding schedule

will try to see her tomorrow after my delt workout, have a dinner with her and raw dog that nasty ho


i think she will want to go clubbing tho

i dont want that

too much catabolism and lack of sleep and general disruption of the anabolic routine

that's unacceptable.

arms must be driven to become larger, more separated..and thicker.  at all times. if you go to a funeral...open and close the casket in a curling motion and don't become emotional and release cortisol. the person is dead and doesn't care

[solipsistic]

x

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Re: Caption this picture.

I am Dr. Phil and I have the cure for your muscles.

"I was 'pose to work the deli counter this week, but now they got me in the back, labeling this fart powder....".

[D.O.A.]

[Palpatine Q]

best quote I ever heard in my life. my friend owns a repair shop,...and we're chilling as he replacing a water pump or some shit. so he's having a problem getting this one bolt to thread, so now it's "guy mode" and everyone has the solution. re-thread it.  re-thread the block,  spray it with brake-free,  heat it  ..blah blah.....

So he puts up his hand to "shush" us, closes his eyes, sticks his hand into the engine and just puts the fucking bolt in with his hand, perfect.

and says....."stupidity overcomes technology"

[anabolichalo]

best quote I ever heard in my life. my friend owns a repair shop,...and we're chilling as he replacing a water pump or some shit. so he's having a problem getting this one bolt to thread, so now it's "guy mode" and everyone has the solution. re-thread it.  re-thread the block,  spray it with brake-free,  heat it  ..blah blah.....

So he puts up his hand to "shush" us, closes his eyes, sticks his hand into the engine and just puts the fucking bolt in with his hand, perfect.

and says....."stupidity overcomes technology"

that guy was mister myagi right?

[DroppingPlates]

Re: ASK Mr TAIWAN? Q&A Thread

i only flex them when a hot babe asks for it

i dont flex them for any other reason in public

this pic which my hot babe asks for it and did not flex muscle.

Finished my Nikko World Heritage Tour today 

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Have you tried ronnie coleman stack no the pumps and vascularity are insane.

Is it true that each bottle comes with a dollar off future hip surgery?

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Re: Bodybuilders stigma

It was not until I had a son that I finally took serious look at my own OCD/bodybuilding/drugged lifestyle that I had been leading for 20 years.  I realized I was role modeling horrible behavior to a little kid who thought I was a god and was going to imitate me and my behavior patterns.  By the time he was around 2+ he noticed I looked different and was "big".

That was when I knew it was time to drop the lifestyle and narcissistic/abusive/unhealthy ways I had followed due to my own body dysmorphia.  Now he is 7 and I'm "normal" sized.  No regrets.

[The Scott]

Musclecenter lookin' Suavo...Pinky Suavo.

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Musclecenter lookin' Suavo...Pinky Suavo.

Coach Huang has a worldwide fan base..

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Re: Great Minds of the 20th Century: Jason Genova

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Re: how to get over ex gf being with ofher guys

I've been through many break ups, here's my advice to you:

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[DroppingPlates]

iMeister is in beast mode

Re: Wolf Vs Aliens

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Re: Dr Phil ,  listen up bitches

i see they broke into the patten office and stole the Doc Brown patten for the flux capacitor and made a Supplement blender out of it

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Re: Would you live alone in the Overlook Hotel during the winter?

You had nearly unlimited: steak, chicken, turkey, salmon, cheese, rice, potatoes, oatmeal, pasta

You had nearly unlimited: free weights, bars, dumbbells, kettlebells, racks, hammer machines, boxing equipment ect...

You had whatever video games, movies, ect that you wanted

You were paid $200 a day

You had to stay from October 1st - April 1

I don't suppose they told you anything about the tragedy we had up here?  Well.  My predecessor hired a bodybuilder named Johnny Falcon.  Now this Falcon seemed like a completely normal individual.  But at some point during the winter he must have suffered some kind of complete mental breakdown.  He ran amok.  Grounded the plumbing.  Undertook electrical work without a licence.  In the end he put on about 100lbs.  It's what the old timers used to call Permabulking.  Anyway, I'm sure you can appreciate why I wanted to tell you.

[FitnessFrenzy]

I prefer handwriting but it would mean retyping on a computer so laptop it is.. I do prefer writing in english as it comes more natural to me. In romanian you need to type with diacrytics so it's slower and hinders the thinking process. I think faster than I write so I prefer dictating ideally.. gotta find a hot secretary 

I'll just leave this here...

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Re: Bodybuilders stigma

Well if you want to go from point a to b in a ferari while you could do the same in a "normal" car, it means you re whoring for attention and shouldnt be too suprised of some kind of hate/backlash from poorer people you precisely intended to belittle in the first place. Ever heard of humility? If you choose an extreme instead of a balanced approach, dont be surprised to generate extreme answers in return.

typical poor mans answer. Talkd anout humility cause he is afraid that his wife eill leave him for a guy with a ferrariä