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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2825 on: October 23, 2014, 12:38:37 PM »
Re: Why does David Beckham have such a shitty physique?





decent everyday physique easy to maintain without any exercise or diet



Poor sob will never make it to the thong games.

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2826 on: October 23, 2014, 01:23:10 PM »
i've been trying to meet with dominicana for weeks but everytime i realize i just cant fit it into my bodybuilding schedule

will try to see her tomorrow after my delt workout, have a dinner with her and raw dog that nasty ho


i think she will want to go clubbing tho

i dont want that

too much catabolism and lack of sleep and general disruption of the anabolic routine



that's unacceptable.

arms must be driven to become larger, more separated..and thicker.  at all times. if you go to a funeral...open and close the casket in a curling motion and don't become emotional and release cortisol. the person is dead and doesn't care

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2827 on: October 23, 2014, 02:09:36 PM »
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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2828 on: October 24, 2014, 03:17:21 AM »
Re: Caption this picture.





I am Dr. Phil and I have the cure for your muscles.



"I was 'pose to work the deli counter this week, but now they got me in the back, labeling this fart powder....".

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2830 on: October 24, 2014, 03:33:14 AM »
best quote I ever heard in my life. my friend owns a repair shop,...and we're chilling as he replacing a water pump or some shit. so he's having a problem getting this one bolt to thread, so now it's "guy mode" and everyone has the solution. re-thread it.  re-thread the block,  spray it with brake-free,  heat it  ..blah blah.....

So he puts up his hand to "shush" us, closes his eyes, sticks his hand into the engine and just puts the fucking bolt in with his hand, perfect.

and says....."stupidity overcomes technology"

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2831 on: October 24, 2014, 04:00:32 AM »
best quote I ever heard in my life. my friend owns a repair shop,...and we're chilling as he replacing a water pump or some shit. so he's having a problem getting this one bolt to thread, so now it's "guy mode" and everyone has the solution. re-thread it.  re-thread the block,  spray it with brake-free,  heat it  ..blah blah.....

So he puts up his hand to "shush" us, closes his eyes, sticks his hand into the engine and just puts the fucking bolt in with his hand, perfect.

and says....."stupidity overcomes technology"
that guy was mister myagi right?

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2832 on: October 24, 2014, 08:43:05 AM »
Re: ASK Mr TAIWAN? Q&A Thread

i only flex them when a hot babe asks for it

i dont flex them for any other reason in public

this pic which my hot babe asks for it ;) and did not flex muscle. ;)



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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2834 on: October 24, 2014, 02:22:36 PM »
Have you tried ronnie coleman stack no the pumps and vascularity are insane.








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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2835 on: October 24, 2014, 03:27:55 PM »
Re: Bodybuilders stigma

It was not until I had a son that I finally took serious look at my own OCD/bodybuilding/drugged lifestyle that I had been leading for 20 years.  I realized I was role modeling horrible behavior to a little kid who thought I was a god and was going to imitate me and my behavior patterns.  By the time he was around 2+ he noticed I looked different and was "big".

That was when I knew it was time to drop the lifestyle and narcissistic/abusive/unhealthy ways I had followed due to my own body dysmorphia.  Now he is 7 and I'm "normal" sized.  No regrets.

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2836 on: October 24, 2014, 04:58:31 PM »



Musclecenter lookin' Suavo...Pinky Suavo.

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2837 on: October 24, 2014, 09:35:11 PM »
Musclecenter lookin' Suavo...Pinky Suavo.

Coach Huang has a worldwide fan base..


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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2838 on: October 25, 2014, 01:10:50 AM »
Re: Great Minds of the 20th Century: Jason Genova


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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2839 on: October 25, 2014, 05:33:40 AM »
Re: how to get over ex gf being with ofher guys

I've been through many break ups, here's my advice to you:



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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2840 on: October 25, 2014, 05:49:49 AM »

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2843 on: October 25, 2014, 10:15:19 AM »
Re: Dr Phil ,  listen up bitches

i see they broke into the patten office and stole the Doc Brown patten for the flux capacitor and made a Supplement blender out of it










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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2844 on: October 25, 2014, 11:27:18 AM »
Re: Would you live alone in the Overlook Hotel during the winter?

You had nearly unlimited: steak, chicken, turkey, salmon, cheese, rice, potatoes, oatmeal, pasta

You had nearly unlimited: free weights, bars, dumbbells, kettlebells, racks, hammer machines, boxing equipment ect...

You had whatever video games, movies, ect that you wanted

You were paid $200 a day

You had to stay from October 1st - April 1





I don't suppose they told you anything about the tragedy we had up here?  Well.  My predecessor hired a bodybuilder named Johnny Falcon.  Now this Falcon seemed like a completely normal individual.  But at some point during the winter he must have suffered some kind of complete mental breakdown.  He ran amok.  Grounded the plumbing.  Undertook electrical work without a licence.  In the end he put on about 100lbs.  It's what the old timers used to call Permabulking.  Anyway, I'm sure you can appreciate why I wanted to tell you.

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2845 on: October 25, 2014, 11:52:00 AM »
I prefer handwriting but it would mean retyping on a computer so laptop it is.. I do prefer writing in english as it comes more natural to me. In romanian you need to type with diacrytics so it's slower and hinders the thinking process. I think faster than I write so I prefer dictating ideally.. gotta find a hot secretary  ;D

I'll just leave this here...

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2846 on: October 25, 2014, 11:10:15 PM »
Re: Bodybuilders stigma

Well if you want to go from point a to b in a ferari while you could do the same in a "normal" car, it means you re whoring for attention and shouldnt be too suprised of some kind of hate/backlash from poorer people you precisely intended to belittle in the first place. Ever heard of humility? If you choose an extreme instead of a balanced approach, dont be surprised to generate extreme answers in return.

typical poor mans answer. Talkd anout humility cause he is afraid that his wife eill leave him for a guy with a ferrariä

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2847 on: October 25, 2014, 11:26:26 PM »
Re: Would you live alone in the Overlook Hotel during the winter?


Ha! Classic Tapeworm. Bravo, sir.

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2848 on: October 25, 2014, 11:42:43 PM »

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2849 on: October 26, 2014, 01:42:43 AM »
Re: Anybody here live in or have previously lived in Dubai, India?

Dubai/Qatar is a complete shithole
unless you are a billionnaire want to throw cash away



This sums up the average getbigger.



Impossible.  By definition, no getbigger can be average.

99% of getbiggers fall in the top percentile of getbiggers.