No homo
Those guys are feminine enough that you could fuck them many times over a weekend and it would not be considered gay.
Solid trolling... ButWho takes a 70 year old lady to the bar?
Are we 70 and older folks not allowed in bars?
Only behind them.
bubble butt
I asked another woman:
I was going through the self serve checkouts out my local supermarket and I noticed a young female staff member supervising the checkouts appeared to be crying, as I approached a checkout I asked her if she was OK. She said she was just suffering from hayfever but I don't think i believed her. We proceeded to talk and she seemed grateful that someone had noticed her condition and was also prepared to talk to her. The supermarket was busy and nobody else seemed to notice or give a fuck. As I left I said "Enjoy the rest of your day" and she gave me a nice smile. It was kind of weird, not used to seeing someone crying in public. Crying in public seems to be socially frowned upon, a bit like farting.
She must have been reading your posts on Getbig.
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Nothin' sexier than cat food/water in the bedroom.
Thanks for finding a clever way to come out.
Even if I WAS gay I would be able keep a woman longer than you.
Internet porn seems very damaging the more you look into it. Informational Ted Talks for anyone interested.
Only feminist women, manginas and white knights dislike porn. Women hate porn because it devalues the cost of vagina, it gives them less leverage over men. Manginas and White Knights hate it because the feminists tell them too and they do whatever it takes to appease women as a strategy to try and fuck them, and because they can't watch porn, they become even greater slaves to their cocks and ever more willing to be dragged around by their penis by the women in their life.And look at the guy giving the talk, a man guaranteed to dry up every whores vagina within a 50km radius.
From Shizzo's "dad bod" thread...
Sylva is not a bad place but I got a job offer I could not refuse and am taking it back to South Carolina. Any ideas Getbiggers as how to decorate the place....maybe some Arnold posters, Squat Rack, Tbombz posters???
Vince already made the list of notable residents...https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greenville,_South_Carolina#Notable_people
HAH!
She wants like $300/hr!!!
In order to pay her food bill...
LMAO!!! She does have some feeding videos too!
Bring a blender, funnel & some junk food with you for a nice discount
I could put the funnel in her ass, pour in some milk and have her shoot it out! (i saw that in a video on Evil Angel once....._
You're still fat though.
once you're dead, you're dead, who gives a fuck if somebody remembers you after you're gone
Obviously you don't since you've done nothing that made a difference in anybody's lives.I'm glad that people remember, and past on those memories to me, of people like Einstein, Mozart, Socrates, Lincoln, George Washington, Mark Twain, Ronald Reagan, Jesse Owens, Ben Franklin, Patton, John F. Kennedy, Aristotle, Jesus Christ....But to each his own. Just continue and be satisfied with being a nothing whose existence in this world made zero difference.
lol, i see that from your standpoint it's obviously important ( that actually didn't come as a surprise since you're like 80 years old and still post shirtless pictures on the internet), but well to me it isn't, people are different
I would have been certain pellius's list would include such luminaries as Ronald McDonald, the Hamburgler and Grimace.
Oops.
Re: Website tells you how attractive your photo is
To a cocksucking loser like you, yep..
meet me buddy. I'm in southern California... not too hard to find, either. feel free to PM me your phone number.you know there's free apps like TextFree or Pringer for smartphones... so your coward-ass doesn't even need to use your own number.i'll be waiting.... actually, I won't be waiting. because I know your bitch ass won't do a damn thing and you know deep down.. hell, not even deep down, it's right on the surface, that if you were dumb enough to meet up and call me a "cocksucking loser" to my face, getbig would never 'hear' from you sissy ass again.... or maybe they would, when they all get a good laugh outta seeing you on spankwire getting buttfucked by one of my 380lb clients/customers in exchange for a few kits of serostim. bitch.kind regards, punk bitch. pm me.
Couldn't say anything until recently but the new movie "Free State of Jones" is coming out and both me and Adonis got small bit roles in the movie. You'll see me picking...err hauling around cotton bales while that lucky bastard Adonis got lucky and spent most of his time on a horse riding. Good to finally meet him. It will likely be only a few seconds of footage but Getbig will represent May 13th.
good to hear it. I hope you will be a Hollywood star, buddy!
Nah...just wanting to raise my profile for my business ventures
Gawd I hope it is a snuff film...
"Was" because you felt threatened by me. What were the reasons that you voted against me?
Here's a clue. It was a unanimous vote. You figure it out from there.
I guarantee you it wasn't. Why are you lying to the good people of Getbig?
Would you like to put your account on the line?
< Oh brother. That is golden. Good job SF1900!
SF needs to lay off the TXT messages. Mine usually consist of 2 texts. Me: I'm waiting outside, Girl: I'm calling the cops.
So as an 18 yr old i moved away from home in Cleveland to Toledo , Ohio. Its about 90 minutes west of Cleveland. Lucky for me, all the dorms were full so i lived in an aprtment just across the street from campus with a roommate. Now, i didnt know the roommate prior to moving, i think my parents met his at Orientation and being that he was black (and a MAJOR Malcolm X follower) they thought it would be "cool" if we lived together. Ok, whatever. Anyway, i move in and get all my shit together and we have some time to kill. Lucky for me, he knew some girls that went to Toledo also. They were from his hometown of Youngstown. One was black, one was Asian-ish. Forgot the black shicks name, but the Asian was Jeanette. Was about 5'8, long black hair, decent body. So, they come over and we head out and go downtown. Nothing fancy in downtown Toledo but nasty strip clubs (will tell an AWESOME story about me banging a fatty i met on Spring Break a few years later that worked at one of the strip clubs) and hookers. So its about 11pm and we head back to our place. Me and Jeanette are flirting and sitting in the back seat and grabs my hand. Ahhhhhhhhhh shit!! Now, back then my dick would get hard when the wind blew and i know i seem like a bad ass pimp, but i had only banged 3 girls prior to leaving for college so i wasnt THAT experienced.So we are chilling and shit and i go into my room for something. When i turn around Jeanette has came in and shut the door. ITS GOING DOWN...i think to myself. Sooooo, we start kissing. Off comes the bra. DAMN!!! She has some nice tits and those big, dark nipples. So i suck the boobies a bit and move south. The pants come off and so do the panties and back then, bald beaver wasnt popular. She had the 1970s Christy Cayon bush!!! So, i go down on her and this bitch is WET!!! Like, sopping wet. And back then i wasnt the pussy licking master i am now and didnt like it too much but i did it anyway. Noting worse than a hairy bush! After about 5 minutes of muff diving, i head back up and say "suck my dick" Her response, "I dont suck dick" WTF?? Bitch i just ate your hairy pussy! Fuck it. So, i go to get on top thinking she may tell me to stop and put a condom on but NO!!! RAW pussy! Now, prior to this i banged the 2 of the 3 chicks before her raw but they werent THIS wet. I enter her. OMFG, this asian pussy feels GREAT and tight! I look at the mirror next to bed and her yellow legs are open taking my dick......Oh shit.....I felt something. Something i was famiiar with...an orgasm! FUCK!!! Not yet, please not yet! Quick, think of baseball.....Nothing worked and within 4 minutes i was done! Came right inside her! FUUUCCCKKKK!!! She looks at me and says "Did you cum inside me?" I reply, "No, i pulled it out" But the look of disappointment on her face was obvious. I told her not to worry bc i can get hard again. She went to the bathroom to clean my teen creampie up, comes back in, gets dressed and says "See ya around campus." I saw her a few weeks later hoping to get another shot at that asian puffer fish, but she wasnt having it. More Stories to Cum. Next: BMC and the Goth BBW. Another take of premature ejaculation
Who started a Goodrum wikipedia page? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vince_Goodrum
