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[FitnessFrenzy]

Re: Getbig Christmas Card 2017

I sent a copy to Vissy.  He liked it so its Vissy approved.

[QuietYou]

Re: Arm Gaining Contest - Who can make the greatest improvements in 8 weeks

Ever seen this actual video? It’s of Malena Morgan getting eaten there. Extremely sexy I will be scarred for life now thanks

[DroppingPlates]

Ever seen this actual video? It’s of Malena Morgan getting eaten there. Extremely sexy I will be scarred for life now thanks

I hope you will recover from this traumatic experience

[QuietYou]

I hope you will recover from this traumatic experience

Having your favorite cat run over by a garbage truck in front of you? Or being touched as a kid? I can understand recovering after years even though it's tough.

But seeing DJ's face?! I don't know if i will ever be able to do it.

[FitnessFrenzy]

Re: Bitcoins - about to hit $5,000 per coin today!

Will be amusing to go back and read all of it. 

Bubbles and human behavior are NEVER different, it's just the stories that are different.  Bubbles may go on for a while longer than people expect, but you always have the die-hard believers who think: "It's different this time!".    Guess what... it's NEVER different this time.

IMO, bitcoin is headed into the "denial" phase.

[FitnessFrenzy]

Re: WYHI - Milf edition

I would be done by 10:50.

[FitnessFrenzy]

Anyone here worth over 10 million?
If so, how are you investing your money right now. How much in stock,  cash, property etc?

Goodrum has 20 million, but he doesn't flaunt his wealth.

Ha ha. Prefer serious answers please ...

WELL YOU'RE ON THE RIGHT FORUM FOR THAT ASSHOLE

[NelsonMuntz]

LOL, this new guy Bicycle Repairman is witty

Re: Be There deletes account?

An early Xmas present for me

So instead of a nice guy with an original insight of bodybuilding and a trusted competitor we have a drug addict obsessed with his weight and a twink who believes his physique is something out of this world when doesn't even look like he lifts.

Seems a pretty good evolution for the forum.

It's almost as if he never left...

[FitnessFrenzy]

Re: If Getbig was a prison...

If i was in for life id make most of you suck me off.

I would rape your white ass DAILY and make you wear a leash pussyboi. I'd ensure you had "Property of Wiggs" branded on your lower back you little cuck.

[FitnessFrenzy]

Re: LOL - when Derek and Vince met

Vince Goodrum is getting famous, talking about when derek spit on vince

I think this is from instagram live where people asked questions

"Listen, I got nuttin against Vince Goodrum.  Okay, he's a, you know, I feel bad for him.  You know, eeeeee, I do.  I'm not sure if he's retarded or not?  But I, I feel bad for him."

LMFAO!   

[AbrahamG]

Re: LOL - when Derek and Vince met

When Derek spit in Vince's fat, black face, did he also call him mouli?

[balzac]

 

Skippy La Cour

[DroppingPlates]

Skippy La Cour

Ha, brilliant!

[FitnessFrenzy]

Re: Biggest Getbig tough guy?

Guys who are genuinely not to be messed with are Josh and ESFitness. Both crazy bastards who have been to jail so don't give a shit.

Derek Anthony spit in Goodrum's face or direction. Up until then many thought Goodrum had street fighting skills because he said

he wasn't afraid to use a knife. We all remember the confrontation where Queen Vissy had to hold Goodrum back from demolishing some nuisance.

How can we forget Guy Grundy who challenged everyone to fisticuffs! He joins DJ 181 and Matt C as genuine dangers to society.

[FitnessFrenzy]

Then I am the toughest here by far.

Omg. No you are not.

You're not the "toughest" guy anywhere.

Places you are not the "toughest" include;

Your trailer park
Standing in line at a Redbox kiosk
Under the bridge that goes over the Tijuana River
Waiting room at Planned Parenthood
a Starbucks in the gayest part of San Francisco
Interview for an backup fluffer for a gay porn gangbang
Security guard at a Celine Dion concert
Mexican Royal Rumble midget wrestling match
Testicular cancer survivors support group meeting
Starbucks Barista School
Community College nail technician evening classes

...the list goes on

[DroppingPlates]

Nightmare Gold Digger Fiancé

Bitch looks like a Duck Billed Platypus.

You’d explode in your piss stained 50” waist sweat pants if she just breathed heavy in your ear.

[FitnessFrenzy]

Funny you should mention that...

In prison there was a fella named Doug, whom I didn't like very much... dude would whine. Not just complain, but actually whine like a girl. Reminded me of babysitting my nieces (well, not really "babysitting" since they were like 7 or 8... more like watching them and making sure they didn't burn the fucking house down. anyways...) and they didn't care for whatever food I cooked for them, or having to clean their room, or what color the sky was, or whatever the fuck happened to come to mind. So instead I'm just telling him to pack his shit and get the fuck out of my aisle (barracks-type housing at that prison), or beat him up/have him beaten-up...

(* closest I actually did come to beating his ass was during d 2008 Olympics and he made a comment about me "loving to watch the knee-grow-er bitches" while I was watching the Jamaican girls and they're spectacular asses and quads run the 100m. Him being a skinny-fat meth addict, quickly realized he had said the wrong thing to the wrong guy and looked like a deer in headlights, and was quick to make a thorough apology LoL. again, anyways.....)

... I chose to fuck with him and emasculate him on a semi-daily basis with dumb shit but was funny because he couldn't do anything about it. One of the things that you're tainted the hell out of them was tell him (in front of as many people as possible) that I had the blueprint for his success upon release. His parole plan would be to star in a hit TV show (that I would produce, of course) called "Doug the Booty Hunter". The premise of the show involved  Doug searching out gay guys for sex in places like public restrooms at the park & beach, truck stops, and this newfangled thing at the time called "Craigslist". Apparently this dude "Craig" had a list of places Doug could hunt some booty ( well, the premise of the show what change every so often however it always involved Doug doing gay shit.. At first it was funny for everybody but after oh about 3 weeks or so maybe a month it was no longer funny for him but it was extra funny for everybody else to see him have to sit there and take it lol (much like Shiz-mo here).

Another favorite of mine was introducing Doug to "new" inmates. Younger dudes, oh, 'bout 18-20 years old or so, whom he had already met and been hanging out with and shit for a week or so. To introduce dog to these younger guys I thought it was more sincere if I would sing a song, and as luck would have it, despite my I typically baritone voice I was able to sing "Waiting for a Girl Like You" by Foreigner, in damn near the correct pitch and key. Now, having had pretty good success with simply substituting words of existing, well-known shit, is young men quickly learned that Doug had been waiting for a boy like them to come into his life, and just when they (& he) thought that was the only line of the song I would sing, I would keep it going and going. Just like how he was amuse less and less the more he heard it it amused us more and more. Haha.....

/storytime w/ESFitness. Brought to you by Nelson's "Booty Hunter" comment that jog my memory. Prison is fun. 😀

[FitnessFrenzy]

Hopefully this will help in the interim

[FitnessFrenzy]

Re: RimJob Etiquette

I love licking rim and my partner does it to me, but not all the time. Get the missus to put a vibrating strap on while she blows you, o my god

How is this anatomically beneficial?

Is she fucking your throat while she blows you?

The fuck am I reading here?

This thread is like the Bat Signal for Prime.

[DroppingPlates]

Pakistani Hulk Khan Baba weightlifting champ

Looks like the marauding chubster has managed to steal Matt Canning's shoes, Vince G's wrestling belt, and Shizzo's North Face puffa jacket.

[FitnessFrenzy]

And the Emmy for best sexual act with a fruit product goes to........ KAI GREENE!!!

Enough with the grapefruit joke. Word is that they've remained good friends and only have good things to say from one another.

[DroppingPlates]

Random Bodybuilding Pics

[Nether Animal]

Massethtic.   Arnold and Franco both possessed such a physique.   Haney was comparatively worthless and should have lost more than a few times to better developed, shorter men but I think Weider let Lee win 8 to try and teach Arnold a lesson and instead wound up showing the world just how great the Oak was and to be honest, still is. 

With the arrival of Dorian we began the age of Assethetics, especially with the slob of a blob known as Ronnie Coleman who took it so far as to be absurd.  Phildo the Dwarf is filling out nicely as the more midgie version of Assethtics.  In between we had Cutler and the nearly ageless Hobbit Dexter Jackson.

The Golden Age ended around 85 or so.  Now we're stuck in the Moldy Age.  Fat guts and fat asses.  Overbuilt dwarves and calf-less tall(er) guys that all have the carapace gut and bubble butt so admired by the schmoe judges.  Even the so-called "classic" physique division is nothing compared to the likes of Mentzer or Zane, let alone Arnold.

I think this is due to the total reliance on drugs alone.  How else to explain total shitheaps like Kai Greene or Phildo Heath, two manlets that wouldn't weigh more than 165 lbs. sans their dope and without the little helpers they wouldn't dare enter a gym.  Fuck 'em.  Prime  Mentzer rules over those twin turds with ease.  And mentally?  Mike on an off day would show the world just how much a faux philosopher Grapefruit Fucker Greene really is.

[FitnessFrenzy]

Re: $188,900 For A New Home? Fu#k That Shit!!!  I Got A Better Idea..

Mortgage adviser: "Okay, Mr Goodrum, that's you all set. So, let's just quickly go through the numbers:

        Principal:  482.09
        Taxes:  18.84
        Homeowner's Insurance:  55.58
        Total Amount of Loan $50,412

        Interest Rate:  7.42%

Plus the extra 3% for being black, that gives us an Interest Rate of 10.42%.

Now, as a successful entrepreneur, I won't insult your intelligence by telling you how many years it will take for you to pay everything off, so all that's left your you to do is just sign here..."


Goodrum:

[FitnessFrenzy]

Re: $188,900 For A New Home? Fu#k That Shit!!!  I Got A Better Idea..

Several years ago during the last financial crisis we urged Melvin to acquire one of those houses for almost free. He declined the suggestion.

Then he was going to live off the grid. Then buy a Jaguar. This dude doesn't think clearly and bullshits all day long.