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denarii

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Best Chick quotes
« on: December 01, 2014, 02:37:56 PM »
I know he used to post here and a couple of his quotes are famous, namely

'its only gay if you want it to be'

'and (steriods) are just the finish touch'

What other nuggets were there from back in the day?


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Re: Best Chick quotes
« Reply #1 on: December 01, 2014, 02:43:34 PM »
words to live by

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Re: Best Chick quotes
« Reply #2 on: December 01, 2014, 02:44:36 PM »
Yeah...fantasyland.  You see, I made $2,000 for 3 minutes of work in that photo you like to post...you talk shit anonymously on a BB forum.

Welcome to reality, kid....

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Re: Best Chick quotes
« Reply #3 on: December 01, 2014, 02:46:04 PM »
 sometimes you get the elevator, somtimes the shaft

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Re: Best Chick quotes
« Reply #4 on: December 01, 2014, 02:48:51 PM »
I think GB was best when Bob posted here.

He would never back down , was a good poster.

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Re: Best Chick quotes
« Reply #5 on: December 01, 2014, 02:49:19 PM »
an entire thread on Bob having rectal examinations... gad damn  :o ;D

actually, many docs advocate HRT as part of the therapy...I rule nothing out these days.

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Re: Best Chick quotes
« Reply #6 on: December 01, 2014, 02:50:52 PM »
I think GB was best when Bob posted here.

He would never back down , was a good poster.

x 2

bob was the only pro ever to post here that could give as good as he got

he used to make basille look like an idiot

good stuff
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Re: Best Chick quotes
« Reply #7 on: December 01, 2014, 02:55:33 PM »
So, army of ones response to me calling him out as a closet homo, was to post a naked pic of Tom prince he had sitting on his desktop....?

Game, set and match

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Re: Best Chick quotes
« Reply #8 on: December 01, 2014, 03:03:48 PM »
I think GB was best when Bob posted here.

He would never back down , was a good poster.

Thats true , although G O A T B O Y pushed him to his limit.

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Re: Best Chick quotes
« Reply #9 on: December 01, 2014, 03:05:22 PM »
Thats true , although G O A T B O Y pushed him to his limit.
Do you think GoatBoy posts on another account now ?

Another good poster from the past.  :)

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Re: Best Chick quotes
« Reply #10 on: December 01, 2014, 03:13:08 PM »
Just does, bro...you can't contain the chickster....CHICKAMANIA IS RUNNING WILD

Would ya just watch the hair. Ya know, I work on my hair a long time and you hit it. He hits my hair.

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Quote from: tom joad on March 06, 2012, 04:36:48 PM
are you natural there, Bob?

yep

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Quote from: Fortress on March 06, 2012, 10:49:51 AM
Dude, I spit out my joe reading your comment. Cheesy HILARIOUS.

I was thinking along the same lines: brutal trying to look pro sports and shit.

well I'm sure Joe appreciated it when you put it back in your mouth....

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Quote from: Nails on March 06, 2012, 02:42:27 PM
hey chick good job on the Arnold, i see MD made you wear a nice suit this time,  .... How bad did wolf get shafted saturday night???

Dont know...guess we could ask his wife


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Quote from: DBX on February 08, 2012, 05:43:14 PM


given the size of the fatty you date, I can see where you might think that's a thong...





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Re: Best Chick quotes
« Reply #11 on: December 02, 2014, 02:10:16 PM »


Only moronic amateurs use synthol...

Chick invented the Jason Genova school of self promotion lol

 

what I do, these days, Is represent companies, as a spokesman, consultant, as well as host shows throughout the year...

here's a clue for you...you don't need a " killer instinct" to succeed in business...you need to be smart and show people that you can represent their company with integrity and be a valuable asset to them. 

I do know is plenty of assholes who are unemployed and trying to make ends meet, because they thought they needed to have a killer instinct and were unwilling to do anything but sign 8x10s and act like prima donnas...



to quote myself : "It's not how much you bench, it's how much you LOOK like you can bench!"




[Bob servations]: this month: 30 things I've observed in 30 years
by Bob Cicherillo


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Having had a close relationship with training and competing over the last 30 years, I have been able to reflect on various lessons I've learned as I eventually made my way to the pro ranks by winning the overall at the 2000 NPC USA. Believe me, there was a lot to learn in 15 pro qualifiers ranging back to 1987!

Here is a list of some of what I have figured out during my journey. Some concepts are oversimplifications, but like all good aphorisms, there is at least a kernel of truth contained within each. Consider my advice as insight gained from experience--maybe these tips will make your path a bit easier.

1 No posing routine using a costume ever looked cool.

2 I've never seen a bodybuilder bring up a lagging bodypart by training it more often.

3 Cardio sessions over an hour never result in losing more fat without the expense of muscle.

4 The heavier I trained, the worse the end result.

5 The harder you strike a pose, the more it looks the same.

6 My mother thinks I should have won every show I ever competed in.

7 The further out you cut water, the flatter you'll look.

8 The more you carb up, the softer you'll look.

9 The answer to most questions is "In the middle."

10 The smaller the waist, the bigger the shoulders.

11 The scale has been responsible for more bodybuilders losing contests than any other factor except the next one.

12 The process of carb depleting and loading doesn't work most of the time.

13 There is no defense in bodybuilding.

14 The illusion of a better bodybuilder is better than a better bodybuilder.

15 If you think you know your body better than anyone, you're probably wrong.

16 The phrase "I'm in the best shape of my life" is the kiss of death.

17 Looking good in "bad light" means you're ready.

18 It's better to look good than to feel good on the stage.

19 It's better to feel good than to look good any time before the day of the show.

20 The average prep time is 12 weeks. The average time to screw it up is 48 hours.

21 If there are two people in a class and you don't win, you're last.

22 Just because you qualify to compete nationally doesn't mean you should.

23 Drugs don't build better genetics.

24 There is a fine line between dedication and obsession.

25 Training smarter trumps training harder.

26 The worst bodybuilders make the best gurus, and vice versa.

27 The best poser never wins the posing round, and the most symmetrical never wins the symmetry round.

28 Ninety-nine percent of competitors who don't win look better on Fridays and Sundays.

29 One hundred percent of winners are satisfied with the judging.

30 It's not how much you lift, it's how much you look like you can lift.

BONUS ROUND

* Everyone not in the bodybuilding industry knows someone bigger, stronger and better than me.

* There is no "bench press" round.

* No matter who designs them, white posing trunks look like underwear onstage.

* If I had a dime for every time someone asked me "Whaddya bench?" I'd have a lot of dimes.

* The three worst enemies to a competitive bodybuilder are the scale, the tape measure and his mind.

* No bodybuilder ever thought he was "100%" at a show.


   


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Re: Best Chick quotes
« Reply #12 on: December 02, 2014, 02:52:20 PM »
re wrestling naked schmoes at the mirage:  it's only gay if balls touch

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Re: Best Chick quotes
« Reply #13 on: December 02, 2014, 02:53:51 PM »
Just another schmoe puppet with the clown suits and the hair piece. Pathetic excuse for a human being.

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Re: Best Chick quotes
« Reply #14 on: December 02, 2014, 03:00:39 PM »
One of Bobby's favorite phrases is "....I gotta be honest......" and it is always followed by a big fat lie.

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Re: Best Chick quotes
« Reply #15 on: December 02, 2014, 03:03:25 PM »
Just another schmoe puppet with the clown suits and the hair piece. Pathetic excuse for a human being.

Seriously Halo, you should be the last one calling anyone a schmoe puppet.

At least Robert knew how to roll with the punches here and have a good laugh. He is also very well connected in this industry.

Robert is a good man.

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Re: Best Chick quotes
« Reply #16 on: December 02, 2014, 03:05:17 PM »
Rebuttal.

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Re: Best Chick quotes
« Reply #17 on: December 02, 2014, 03:13:00 PM »
Chick was/is a good guy. Gave plenty of good training advice and never got caught up in the macho heavy joint killing training.

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Re: Best Chick quotes
« Reply #18 on: December 02, 2014, 03:21:34 PM »
Was this chick hot?

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Re: Best Chick quotes
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Re: Best Chick quotes
« Reply #20 on: December 02, 2014, 04:48:33 PM »
Bob is not very intelligent
My fav bobby chicky boom boom blunders

He tried convincing us his dumb egg whites international were good quality

When he was caught sitting to watch pj Braun squat

His captain crunch costumes

When he screwed up the voice over work for that stupid bodybuilder reality show he was trying to do

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Re: Best Chick quotes
« Reply #21 on: December 02, 2014, 04:51:55 PM »
Bob is not very intelligent
My fav bobby chicky boom boom blunders

He tried convincing us his dumb egg whites international were good quality

When he was caught sitting to watch pj Braun squat

His captain crunch costumes

When he screwed up the voice over work for that stupid bodybuilder reality show he was trying to do



Chick's reply would be "scram loser" or "scram fool."

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Re: Best Chick quotes
« Reply #22 on: December 02, 2014, 04:57:21 PM »
He had a dry humor, older guy, and had a good build.


He posts under the name Groink now.

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Re: Best Chick quotes
« Reply #23 on: December 02, 2014, 04:57:38 PM »
sometimes you get the elevator, somtimes the shaft

In shaft is he referring to cock??

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Re: Best Chick quotes
« Reply #24 on: December 02, 2014, 06:45:03 PM »
x 2

bob was the only pro ever to post here that could give as good as he got

he used to make basille look like an idiot

good stuff

Haha yes

Bob C used to run circles around that imbecile.