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Title: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: The Showstoppa on April 17, 2006, 09:14:34 AM
I was in the middle of a set of deadlifts, nothing over the top, 365 for 8 when I notice this 150lb turd loading 135lb's on the bench behind me.  He hops around for a couple of minutes and then jumps under the weight.  I was doing a bit of stretching when I noticed the bar was in a slow downward movement, I thought maybe he is doing a negative, but then it just dead stopped on his chest.  Pause, maybe?  After about 10 seconds he raised his head, looked at me and asked if "hey man can I get a spot" to which I pointed at my lower back and told him I couldn't risk injury.  Some 110lb desk worker chick finally wrestled it off him. It was pretty damn comical. 
So I finished my 3rd set of 365 and gave him an old-school head nod greeting and left. 
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Post by: Dingleberry on April 17, 2006, 09:16:49 AM
Funny story but you should have helped him, no matter what kind of clown he was.
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Post by: sarcasm on April 17, 2006, 09:17:10 AM
hahahaha, what a beast!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by: SS on April 17, 2006, 09:17:54 AM
hahaha! was it "luciousfox"
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Post by: jaejonna on April 17, 2006, 09:18:32 AM
I hate watching young or inexperienced lifters use free wieghts without the collars... first you see the tilt, then that side drops off then the other side shoots up like a seesaw to only drop the rest.... hahahahah
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: hillbilly on April 17, 2006, 09:20:04 AM
I was in the middle of a set of deadlifts, nothing over the top, 365 for 8 when I notice this 150lb turd loading 135lb's on the bench behind me.  He hops around for a couple of minutes and then jumps under the weight.  I was doing a bit of stretching when I noticed the bar was in a slow downward movement, I thought maybe he is doing a negative, but then it just dead stopped on his chest.  Pause, maybe?  After about 10 seconds he raised his head, looked at me and asked if "hey man can I get a spot" to which I pointed at my lower back and told him I couldn't risk injury.  Some 110lb desk worker chick finally wrestled it off him. It was pretty damn comical. 
So I finished my 3rd set of 365 and gave him an old-school head nod greeting and left. 

Monster helpfulness
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: anvil on April 17, 2006, 09:25:18 AM
hahahaha, what a beast!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I saw a guy on Saturday doing squats with a 25 pound dumbell... i started laughing as Sarcasm's line "WHAT A BEAST" kept running through my mind!  He was a true SAVAGE!

Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: puredrive on April 17, 2006, 09:33:07 AM
if that story is true then you are a classic prick. and it is no wonder why people stereotype bodybuilders as ass holes. real nice dude. i think it is funny how you act as if you were doing nothing big with 365 for 8. reality is you probably shit yourself after your first attempt and gave up. you couldnt spot him becuase you didnt want the shit to come tumbling out of your little weeny bikini training shorts.
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: Palpatine Q on April 17, 2006, 09:36:26 AM
I was in the middle of a set of deadlifts, nothing over the top, 365 for 8 when I notice this 150lb turd loading 135lb's on the bench behind me.  He hops around for a couple of minutes and then jumps under the weight.  I was doing a bit of stretching when I noticed the bar was in a slow downward movement, I thought maybe he is doing a negative, but then it just dead stopped on his chest.  Pause, maybe?  After about 10 seconds he raised his head, looked at me and asked if "hey man can I get a spot" to which I pointed at my lower back and told him I couldn't risk injury.  Some 110lb desk worker chick finally wrestled it off him. It was pretty damn comical. 
So I finished my 3rd set of 365 and gave him an old-school head nod greeting and left. 

Outstanding work.  Perhaps you should have pissed on him a little while he was trapped.
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: Dan-O on April 17, 2006, 09:38:50 AM
Outstanding work.  Perhaps you should have pissed on him a little while he was trapped.

Good idea.  Or at least he could've taken the opportunity to fart in his face. :)
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: candidate2025 on April 17, 2006, 09:40:30 AM
hahaha yeah great story bro.    im bout to head to the gym....but before i gotta tell you about yesterday at my gym..hahaha...i walk in and every single fucker in there is wearing a wife beater and a bandana. no joke. lol.   most of em are doing pretty sissy shit, like benching 135, and half squatting 225 for two reps.   but then....this ops it..a man walks in about 500 lbs and 5'10''..the mother fucker is wearing all sweats.  he does two sets of concentration curls cheating his ass off with 1 25 lb dumbell, then gets up strips off his sweats to reveal mc hammer workout and starts shadow boxing like a motha fucka yelling like hes in the middle of squatting 5 plates or somethings...he proceeds to do this for about 10 minutes till he finally picks up his sweats off the florr, throws them oevr his shoulder and walks out.   the classic tough man head nod as he leaves. LOLOL.
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: king on April 17, 2006, 09:46:35 AM
i dont understand why you didnt help him?..
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: Dingleberry on April 17, 2006, 09:49:27 AM
i think it is funny how you act as if you were doing nothing big with 365 for 8. reality is you probably shit yourself after your first attempt and gave up. you couldnt spot him becuase you didnt want the shit to come tumbling out of your little weeny bikini training shorts.

LOL, for some reason that cracked me up.
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: Palpatine Q on April 17, 2006, 09:50:36 AM
Good idea.  Or at least he could've taken the opportunity to fart in his face. :)

That would be more appropriate.  ;D
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: LuciusFox on April 17, 2006, 09:57:16 AM
hahaha! was it "luciousfox"

 I could have tossed that around for 7 reps without a bench shirt ;D
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: jpeso on April 17, 2006, 09:57:40 AM
I was in the middle of a set of deadlifts, nothing over the top, 365 for 8 when I notice this 150lb turd loading 135lb's on the bench behind me.  He hops around for a couple of minutes and then jumps under the weight.  I was doing a bit of stretching when I noticed the bar was in a slow downward movement, I thought maybe he is doing a negative, but then it just dead stopped on his chest.  Pause, maybe?  After about 10 seconds he raised his head, looked at me and asked if "hey man can I get a spot" to which I pointed at my lower back and told him I couldn't risk injury.  Some 110lb desk worker chick finally wrestled it off him. It was pretty damn comical. 
So I finished my 3rd set of 365 and gave him an old-school head nod greeting and left. 

Pretty dick of you not to help the jackass   :-\

But, another gym story similar to yours: The other day in the gym, a pair of obvious newbs come in to the weight room after some basketball (they were carrying a bball so don't know if they were actually playing or what).  They load the BRUTAL 135 on the bar......and then proceed to PSYCHE each other up by........slapping each other in the FACE!  I mean, one would go for 6 reps, get up, and then proceed to slap the other one prior to his set.....

This Weider principle should probably reserved for the Advanced trainers  ;D
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: The Showstoppa on April 17, 2006, 09:58:09 AM
i dont understand why you didnt help him?..

Help him?  Not my job.  They pay the chick at the desk good $$$ for that type of thing.  What if I had injured my back?  Would you pay my bills?  
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: natural al on April 17, 2006, 09:59:07 AM
i dont understand why you didnt help him?..

geezz....because he's a big bad ass...man don't you know anything.....he really proved something there..wow!!  I hope I can do that one day....man...and people wonder why people say bodybuilders are arrogant assholes....man, that guy is c-o-o-l!!!
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: The Showstoppa on April 17, 2006, 10:00:09 AM
geezz....because he's a big bad ass...man don't you know anything.....he really proved something there..wow!!  I hope I can do that one day....man...and people wonder why people say bodybuilders are arrogant assholes....man, that guy is c-o-o-l!!!

Thanks natural al, I'm glad some people understand where I'm coming from.
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: natural al on April 17, 2006, 10:00:58 AM
Help him?  Not my job.  They pay the chick at the desk good $$$ for that type of thing.  What if I had injured my back?  Would you pay my bills?  

yeah, lots of people hurt thier backs spotting someone with 135lbs...I thought you were a really strong guy....
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: king on April 17, 2006, 10:02:33 AM
u were deadliftin 365 but would get hurt pullin up probably 10 pounds seein as he would be pushin
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: robocop on April 17, 2006, 10:03:18 AM
I was in the middle of a set of deadlifts, nothing over the top, 365 for 8 when I notice this 150lb turd loading 135lb's on the bench behind me.  He hops around for a couple of minutes and then jumps under the weight.  I was doing a bit of stretching when I noticed the bar was in a slow downward movement, I thought maybe he is doing a negative, but then it just dead stopped on his chest.  Pause, maybe?  After about 10 seconds he raised his head, looked at me and asked if "hey man can I get a spot" to which I pointed at my lower back and told him I couldn't risk injury.  Some 110lb desk worker chick finally wrestled it off him. It was pretty damn comical. 
So I finished my 3rd set of 365 and gave him an old-school head nod greeting and left. 


piece of shit.  you should have helped him >:(
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: The Showstoppa on April 17, 2006, 10:04:37 AM

piece of shit.  you should have helped him >:(

Why?  Not my job.
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: drkaje on April 17, 2006, 10:04:52 AM
The guy on the bench is responsible to ask for a squat in advance.

135 isn't a lot but it pisses me off when people are consistiently lifting way more than they're capable of and always need a spot. A spotter should spot or even give you a lift but spotting someone shouldnt' turn into a second work-out.
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: Petrucci on April 17, 2006, 10:06:57 AM
I was in the middle of a set of deadlifts, nothing over the top, 365 for 8 when I notice this 150lb turd loading 135lb's on the bench behind me.  He hops around for a couple of minutes and then jumps under the weight.  I was doing a bit of stretching when I noticed the bar was in a slow downward movement, I thought maybe he is doing a negative, but then it just dead stopped on his chest.  Pause, maybe?  After about 10 seconds he raised his head, looked at me and asked if "hey man can I get a spot" to which I pointed at my lower back and told him I couldn't risk injury.  Some 110lb desk worker chick finally wrestled it off him. It was pretty damn comical. 
So I finished my 3rd set of 365 and gave him an old-school head nod greeting and left. 

LOL  , funny story, but i also think you should help him...And then if you still wanted to make fun of him you could just say:
'Oah, be careful with those MONSTER WEIGHTS!" :)
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: The Showstoppa on April 17, 2006, 10:07:05 AM
The guy on the bench is responsible to ask for a squat in advance.

135 isn't a lot but it pisses me off when people are consistiently lifting way more than they're capable of and always need a spot. A spotter should spot or even give you a lift but spotting someone shouldnt' turn into a second work-out.

Thanks doc.  See, you guys should listen.  doc is a chiropractor and he will tell you I could have injured my back.
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: robocop on April 17, 2006, 10:07:40 AM
Why?  Not my job.

are you retarded?
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Post by: king on April 17, 2006, 10:09:53 AM
haha
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: drkaje on April 17, 2006, 10:11:00 AM
Thanks doc.  See, you guys should listen.  doc is a chiropractor and he will tell you I could have injured my back.

I'm surprised you didn't pull something laughing at him.
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: Team Diver on April 17, 2006, 10:14:08 AM
I was in the middle of a set of deadlifts, nothing over the top, 365 for 8 when I notice this 150lb turd loading 135lb's on the bench behind me.  He hops around for a couple of minutes and then jumps under the weight.  I was doing a bit of stretching when I noticed the bar was in a slow downward movement, I thought maybe he is doing a negative, but then it just dead stopped on his chest.  Pause, maybe?  After about 10 seconds he raised his head, looked at me and asked if "hey man can I get a spot" to which I pointed at my lower back and told him I couldn't risk injury.  Some 110lb desk worker chick finally wrestled it off him. It was pretty damn comical. 
So I finished my 3rd set of 365 and gave him an old-school head nod greeting and left. 

you're a loser. The one who is only tough with little boys.
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: LuciusFox on April 17, 2006, 10:14:24 AM
 Why was he benching something so heavy to him that he could tell he couldn't lift it , even on the way down? ??? Noone is that stupid , I think we've been had ;D
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: drkaje on April 17, 2006, 10:16:32 AM
Maybe next time he'll use the Hammer Strength machines or cables untils he's stronger.
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: HERACLES on April 17, 2006, 10:17:02 AM
I was in the middle of a set of deadlifts, nothing over the top, 365 for 8 when I notice this 150lb turd loading 135lb's on the bench behind me.  He hops around for a couple of minutes and then jumps under the weight.  I was doing a bit of stretching when I noticed the bar was in a slow downward movement, I thought maybe he is doing a negative, but then it just dead stopped on his chest.  Pause, maybe?  After about 10 seconds he raised his head, looked at me and asked if "hey man can I get a spot" to which I pointed at my lower back and told him I couldn't risk injury.  Some 110lb desk worker chick finally wrestled it off him. It was pretty damn comical. 
So I finished my 3rd set of 365 and gave him an old-school head nod greeting and left. 

Wow you stated to us 2 times you were doing 365 deadlifts. Woooaahh Monster Weight!  :rotfl:

"you couldnt risk injury" helping some body struggling with 135? Your a pathetic mother fucker! Not him! PATHETIC!

OMG LMAO!  "I cant help you, might hurt my back!" If you said that to someone in my gym, we woul dbitch slap you!!!!

I can see if the guy had 315 on there or something.
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: Man of Steel on April 17, 2006, 10:19:15 AM
I was in the middle of a set of deadlifts, nothing over the top, 365 for 8 when I notice this 150lb turd loading 135lb's on the bench behind me.  He hops around for a couple of minutes and then jumps under the weight.  I was doing a bit of stretching when I noticed the bar was in a slow downward movement, I thought maybe he is doing a negative, but then it just dead stopped on his chest.  Pause, maybe?  After about 10 seconds he raised his head, looked at me and asked if "hey man can I get a spot" to which I pointed at my lower back and told him I couldn't risk injury.  Some 110lb desk worker chick finally wrestled it off him. It was pretty damn comical. 
So I finished my 3rd set of 365 and gave him an old-school head nod greeting and left. 

Best you left him trapped under that "monstrous" weight AHAHAAHAH!!!   How else is Knny gonna learn?



MOS
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: jpeso on April 17, 2006, 10:20:15 AM
Before you all crucify showstoppa, how many times have you guys seen some moron lifting more than he should without a spot?  I bet next time, the guy will make sure he has a spot BEFORE he goes for a heavy lift.  I used to stop my set to help someone out, but it happens more than I care to admit.  
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: king on April 17, 2006, 10:21:34 AM
of course he shouldnt have used that.. but u should have still helped him.. i'm sure the kid felt dumb enough as it is
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Post by: Man of Steel on April 17, 2006, 10:24:21 AM
AHAHAHAHAH!!!  "You should've helped him Showstoppa.....why didn't you help him?!!"  AHAHAHAHAHAAHAH!!!!   You should've spit on him for bein that fuggin pathetic.




MOS
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: king on April 17, 2006, 10:25:44 AM
oh dang man of steel.. ur so cool.. everyone who is weak should just not be helped ever right? hahaha
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Post by: Dingleberry on April 17, 2006, 10:27:51 AM
oh dang man of steel.. ur so cool.. everyone who is weak should just not be helped ever right? hahaha

He's a badass for sure. LOL
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: Dan-O on April 17, 2006, 10:28:29 AM
Showstoppa was just giving that kid some tough love.  How else is he going to learn his true capabilities in the gym if someone's always around to enable him by helping him lift more than he's able to do on his own?

That kid will thank him someday.
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: Man of Steel on April 17, 2006, 10:28:57 AM
oh dang man of steel.. ur so cool.. everyone who is weak should just not be helped ever right? hahaha

Bingo!!!!   


MOS
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: The Showstoppa on April 17, 2006, 10:31:17 AM
Showstoppa was just giving that kid some tough love.  How else is he going to learn his true capabilities in the gym if someone's always around to enable him by helping him lift more than he's able to do on his own?

Exactly Dan-O, plus I could have pulled something or slipped a disc.  I wonder if any of these tough-guys would be paying my bills when I missed work.
Hell, I should have went over and pushed down on the bar.  Stupid little turd interferring with my Iron Warriorness.
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: king on April 17, 2006, 10:31:48 AM
hahah, sucks for those of us who are weak i guess
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: The Showstoppa on April 17, 2006, 10:32:05 AM
AHAHAHAHAH!!!  "You should've helped him Showstoppa.....why didn't you help him?!!"  AHAHAHAHAHAAHAH!!!!   You should've spit on him for bein that fuggin pathetic.




MOS


MOS understands.  He is a true warrior.
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: HERACLES on April 17, 2006, 10:40:01 AM
No, im not arguing the fact that supposedly the poor guy got buried by 135, but the fact that showstoppa lool..said he couldnt help the guy becaue he didnt want to hurt his back..what a TOOL.   :D
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: Man of Steel on April 17, 2006, 10:44:18 AM
hahah, sucks for those of us who are weak i guess

I allow you pansies to fetch my weights and refill my water jug.



MOS
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: bigbalddaddy on April 17, 2006, 10:52:00 AM
What a f*king joke!!!  Come guys give him a break!!!  What should he do from here on out?  Run around the gym spotting everyone and being the "gym spotter"?  If you can't handle the weight then go home, myself included!  At some point people need to learn how to handle weights and not get in over there head.  Ever heard of the smith machine?  I'm not saying I would or woudn't help him but that's not my call, I wasn't there.  Showstoppa had an agenda and it was to teach the kid a lesson, not wipe his a$$ for him.  Besides, I have never heard of 135lb bench press hurting anyone who got stuck with it!
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: Man of Steel on April 17, 2006, 10:55:30 AM
What a f*king joke!!!  Come guys give him a break!!!  What should he do from here on out?  Run around the gym spotting everyone and being the "gym spotter"?  If you can't handle the weight then go home, myself included!  At some point people need to learn how to handle weights and not get in over there head.  Ever heard of the smith machine?  I'm not saying I would or woudn't help him but that's not my call, I wasn't there.  Showstoppa had an agenda and it was to teach the kid a lesson, not wipe his a$$ for him.  Besides, I have never heard of 135lb bench press hurting anyone who got stuck with it!


It's obvious you've never met Knny187.




MOS
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: bigbalddaddy on April 17, 2006, 10:56:51 AM

It's obvious you've never met Knny187.




MOS

Come on is Knny187 that bad?  No way!!! ;D
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: Billy Rosewood on April 17, 2006, 10:57:34 AM
The saddest part of the story was when the kid was rescued before the weight could crack his ribcage.
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: Man of Steel on April 17, 2006, 10:58:58 AM
Come on is Knny187 that bad?  No way!!! ;D

LOL!!!  Knny couldn't military press a quart of Gatorade with 2 hands and a spot.



MOS
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: The Showstoppa on April 17, 2006, 11:00:29 AM
The saddest part of the story was when the kid was rescued before the weight could crack his ribcage.

hahah, Billy is meaner than me.  I was happy that I could check out the young chicks rack when she was struggling to get the weight off of him.
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: alexxx on April 17, 2006, 11:02:57 AM
LOLOLOLZ hahahaha the guy was doing 375 deadlift hahahaha skinny 180 pounder I would'a slapped him in the face!
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: Man of Steel on April 17, 2006, 11:04:15 AM
hahah, Billy is meaner than me.  I was happy that I could check out the young chicks rack when she was struggling to get the weight off of him.

Titties are very important!!



MOS
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: The Showstoppa on April 17, 2006, 11:04:53 AM
LOLOLOLZ hahahaha the guy was doing 375 deadlift hahahaha skinny 180 pounder I would'a slapped him in the face!

Well alexxxis, by the look of your "physique" you have never deadlifted in any, way shape or form.  And you are the one who weighs in at a MASSIVE 180lbs, swimmer-boy.
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: The Showstoppa on April 17, 2006, 11:05:36 AM
Titties are very important!!



MOS

Her's aren't bad for such a small chick.  Might be fake, but a damn good job if so.
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: alexxx on April 17, 2006, 11:14:24 AM
Well alexxxis, by the look of your "physique" you have never deadlifted in any, way shape or form.  And you are the one who weighs in at a MASSIVE 180lbs, swimmer-boy.

Brutal comeback ::)
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: HERACLES on April 17, 2006, 11:15:55 AM
Dude, you tried to impress folks w/your monster 375 deadlift, and then said you didnt want to spot someone struggling wtih 135. your a loser.. HAHAHAHAHAHHA
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: king on April 17, 2006, 11:17:57 AM
i agree
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: The Showstoppa on April 17, 2006, 11:18:18 AM
Dude, you tried to impress folks w/your monster 375 deadlift, and then said you didnt want to spot someone struggling wtih 135. your a loser.. HAHAHAHAHAHHA

It was 365 for 2 sets of 8, then 1 set of 10.  You obviously don't deadlift.
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: Man of Steel on April 17, 2006, 11:20:55 AM
Dude, you tried to impress folks w/your monster 375 deadlift, and then said you didnt want to spot someone struggling wtih 135. your a loser.. HAHAHAHAHAHHA

HERACLES!!!!!!   You insolent pencil-necked rod polisher!!!  How you dare insult a true iron warrior like Showstoppa!!  Be grateful Show doesn't mash your pimple-covered face into the mud with his size 13s!   Oh brother, I bet you're the type of queerass that goes to his local Bally's for a brutal Pilates workout followed by a vegan lunch and then 2 hours of yoga and meditation!   Gayer than bobbin for bananas at Musclebear summer camp!



MOS
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: alexxx on April 17, 2006, 11:22:12 AM
HERACLES!!!!!!   You insolent pencil-necked rod polisher!!!  How you dare insult a true iron warrior like Showstoppa!!  Be grateful Show doesn't mash your pimple-covered face into the mud with his size 13s!   Oh brother, I bet you're the type of queerass that goes to his local Bally's for a brutal Pilates workout followed by a vegan lunch and then 2 hours of yoga and meditation!   Gayer than bobbin for bananas at Musclebear summer camp!



MOS


uh oh sombody is sticking up for their boyfriend.
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: The Showstoppa on April 17, 2006, 11:24:13 AM

uh oh sombody is sticking up for their boyfriend.

Why did someone attack Lucius?  It's good that you two stick together.
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: Man of Steel on April 17, 2006, 11:24:31 AM

uh oh sombody is sticking up for their boyfriend.

Oh look it's Alexxx.....hate to let you know, but your request for an all-male c'ocksucker board has been denied yet again.



MOS
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: Naked4Jesus on April 17, 2006, 11:24:40 AM
Showstoppa was just giving that kid some tough love.  How else is he going to learn his true capabilities in the gym if someone's always around to enable him by helping him lift more than he's able to do on his own?

That kid will thank him someday.

That's exactly what I was thinking.  Give a guy a spot when he gets stuck on the bench and you'll help him with one workout but if you teach that same guy a lesson then you'll help him for thousands of workouts.  God Bless Showstoppa!   :'(
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: The Showstoppa on April 17, 2006, 11:25:38 AM
That's exactly what I was thinking.  Give a guy a spot when he gets stuck on the bench and you'll help him with one workout but if you teach that same guy a lesson then you'll help him for thousands of workouts.  God Bless Showstoppa!   :'(

Thanks bro.  Just doing my part.
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: Man of Steel on April 17, 2006, 11:28:58 AM
MOS AND SHOW SITTING ON A TREE K I S S I N G!!! FAGszzzz!

We got in the tree because your sister likes to blow us up there.



MOS
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: Cavalier22 on April 17, 2006, 11:29:03 AM
Reminds me of weight training class in high school.  Some bball player asked me for a spot, he said he was going for 5 reps.  He was on some program which calculates what you should lift on a certain day for your max.  Well obviously he had gave himself a higher max than he really could do, because on the first rep he couldnt get it by himself.  by the third rep im diong all of the weight, i thought he was gonna do the obvious and rack it up. He tries to get another one, im tryin to help him my back is about to break, so im like fuck it. Two other kids come up from the sdies and get it off him.  Ands up gettin in my face about me not spotting him, i was like Im not doing all 5 of your fuckin reps for you are you fuckin kidding me or somethign.  ANyway, teacher comes over breaks us up.  Dumbass idiot.  Ego lifting is stupid
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: The Showstoppa on April 17, 2006, 11:31:50 AM
Reminds me of weight training class in high school.  Some bball player asked me for a spot, he said he was going for 5 reps.  He was on some program which calculates what you should lift on a certain day for your max.  Well obviously he had gave himself a higher max than he really could do, because on the first rep he couldnt get it by himself.  by the third rep im diong all of the weight, i thought he was gonna do the obvious and rack it up. He tries to get another one, im tryin to help him my back is about to break, so im like f**k it. Two other kids come up from the sdies and get it off him.  Ands up gettin in my face about me not spotting him, i was like Im not doing all 5 of your fuckin reps for you are you fuckin kidding me or somethign.  ANyway, teacher comes over breaks us up.  Dumbass idiot.  Ego lifting is stupid

See, Cav understands where I'm coming from.
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: SS on April 17, 2006, 11:50:35 AM
stoppa i think you struck a nerve with some of these pusswads!
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: The Showstoppa on April 17, 2006, 11:53:48 AM
stoppa i think you struck a nerve with some of these pusswads!

I agree superstar.  Evidently some of these guys have been stuck under 135lbs.  hahaha
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: Man of Steel on April 17, 2006, 12:02:09 PM
Why was a branch stuck in your ass then?

We're in a fuggin tree...what else you gonna sit on?


A better question would be: why's there always a dick in yours?



MOS
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: Necrosis on April 17, 2006, 12:03:12 PM
showstoppa, your a straight homo, stop being a pussy and help the fucking kid, really. shit i could curl that weight with no strain, deadlifting 365 you should be able to curl 135, plus he would be pushing fat cocks into your stinky, greasy little chute while you rub his ball sack with kevin levornes new gel to give him monster gains in erections, so you could suck the man gravy out to bust out a monster 400 deadlift for one hard rep, bitch. my post took an unexpected turn there
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: The Showstoppa on April 17, 2006, 12:08:42 PM
showstoppa, your a straight homo, stop being a pussy and help the fucking kid, really. shit i could curl that weight with no strain, deadlifting 365 you should be able to curl 135, plus he would be pushing fat cocks into your stinky, greasy little chute while you rub his ball sack with kevin levornes new gel to give him monster gains in erections, so you could suck the man gravy out to bust out a monster 400 deadlift for one hard rep, bitch. my post took an unexpected turn there

usmokepole, you might want to search out BayGBM and discuss this further.
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: Man of Steel on April 17, 2006, 12:12:45 PM
showstoppa, your a straight homo, stop being a pussy and help the fucking kid, really. shit i could curl that weight with no strain, deadlifting 365 you should be able to curl 135, plus he would be pushing fat cocks into your stinky, greasy little chute while you rub his ball sack with kevin levornes new gel to give him monster gains in erections, so you could suck the man gravy out to bust out a monster 400 deadlift for one hard rep, bitch. my post took an unexpected turn there

Hey noob!!!   Go fvck yourself.




This message from Squad Mgmt



MOS
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: natural al on April 17, 2006, 12:16:36 PM
Hey noob!!!   Go fvck yourself.




This message from Squad Mgmt



MOS

who's in "the squad" anyway?
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: The Showstoppa on April 17, 2006, 12:18:08 PM
who's in "the squad" anyway?

All the BMOC's.
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: natural al on April 17, 2006, 12:18:55 PM
All the BMOC's.

what does BMOC mean?
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: The Showstoppa on April 17, 2006, 12:20:19 PM
what does BMOC mean?

Big Men On Campus.  You know, we run the whole f'n show.
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: brianX on April 17, 2006, 12:33:57 PM
I was in the middle of a set of deadlifts, nothing over the top, 365 for 8 when I notice this 150lb turd loading 135lb's on the bench behind me.  He hops around for a couple of minutes and then jumps under the weight.  I was doing a bit of stretching when I noticed the bar was in a slow downward movement, I thought maybe he is doing a negative, but then it just dead stopped on his chest.  Pause, maybe?  After about 10 seconds he raised his head, looked at me and asked if "hey man can I get a spot" to which I pointed at my lower back and told him I couldn't risk injury.  Some 110lb desk worker chick finally wrestled it off him. It was pretty damn comical. 
So I finished my 3rd set of 365 and gave him an old-school head nod greeting and left. 

What an asshole you are. Anyone who refuses to spot another lifter should have their ass kicked.

Oh, and congratulations on your brutal deadlift set with 365. You weak sissy.
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: sarcasm on April 17, 2006, 12:34:54 PM
What an asshole you are. Anyone who refuses to spot another lifter should have their ass kicked.

Oh, and congratulations on your brutal deadlift set with 365. You weak sissy.
all hail the internet tough guy. :-*
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: The Showstoppa on April 17, 2006, 12:35:41 PM
What an asshole you are. Anyone who refuses to spot another lifter should have their ass kicked.

Oh, and congratulations on your brutal deadlift set with 365. You weak sissy.

hahaha, mark brianX as another guy who's had 135lbs stuck on him. hahahaah
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: sarcasm on April 17, 2006, 12:37:32 PM
hahaha, mark brianX as another guy who's had 135lbs stuck on him. hahahaah
hahahaha, you want a laugh Showstoppa, go look at Brian's workout log on the natural board he claims to upright row 235 for reps but only bench 320 for 4, hahahaha, monster innaccuracies.
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: bigbalddaddy on April 17, 2006, 12:39:14 PM
hahaha, mark brianX as another guy who's had 135lbs stuck on him. hahahaah

ahahahahahaahahahahah LOL!!! And that was on the smith rack!!! LOL!!!
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: The Showstoppa on April 17, 2006, 12:41:08 PM
hahahaha, you want a laugh Showstoppa, go look at Brian's workout log on the natural board he claims to upright row 235 for reps but only bench 320 for 4, hahahaha, monster innaccuracies.

hahaha, sad that he can't even find someone who can actually do the 235 and ask them what their bench is, so he can sound convincing. hahaha
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: bigbalddaddy on April 17, 2006, 12:41:16 PM
showstoppa, your a straight homo, stop being a pussy and help the fucking kid, really. shit i could curl that weight with no strain, deadlifting 365 you should be able to curl 135, plus he would be pushing fat cocks into your stinky, greasy little chute while you rub his ball sack with kevin levornes new gel to give him monster gains in erections, so you could suck the man gravy out to bust out a monster 400 deadlift for one hard rep, bitch. my post took an unexpected turn there

monster detailed post about gayness!  Seems a little preconcieved to fly off the tongue like that!  Hmmm!
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: The Showstoppa on April 17, 2006, 12:41:44 PM
ahahahahahaahahahahah LOL!!! And that was on the smith rack!!! LOL!!!


haha, he will be doing Hammer Strength exclusively in no time. hahaha
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: Bast175 on April 17, 2006, 12:42:47 PM
I saw this one dude benching the Bar a few weeks ago. hahahahaaa

monster 45lb bench press.
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: bigbalddaddy on April 17, 2006, 12:43:16 PM

haha, he will be doing Hammer Strength exclusively in no time. hahaha

ahahahahah!!! right beside mr. ismokepole with the moster 320 bench for 4 on the hammer decline!!! :o ::) :o
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: The Showstoppa on April 17, 2006, 12:43:50 PM
I saw this one dude benching the Bar a few weeks ago. hahahahaaa

monster 45lb bench press.

hahaha, Bast, i didn't know you worked out in the same gym as brianX. hahaha
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: Bast175 on April 17, 2006, 12:44:01 PM
hahahaha, you want a laugh Showstoppa, go look at Brian's workout log on the natural board he claims to upright row 235 for reps but only bench 320 for 4, hahahaha, monster innaccuracies.

yea and if you noticed he has no back exercises in his workout except for pullovers... LOL haahhaah, monster neglecting of the lats and romboids.
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: sarcasm on April 17, 2006, 12:45:46 PM
yea and if you noticed he has no back exercises in his workout except for pullovers... LOL haahhaah, monster neglecting of the lats and romboids.
hahahaha, brutal deadlifts and squats.
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: The Showstoppa on April 17, 2006, 12:45:57 PM
yea and if you noticed he has no back exercises in his workout except for pullovers... LOL haahhaah, monster neglecting of the lats and romboids.

Oh brother, and he has the nerve to act like 2 sets of 365lb deadlifts followed by 1 set of 10 is a joke.  I bet he couldn't get it for one. hahaha
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: bigbalddaddy on April 17, 2006, 12:50:27 PM
Oh brother, and he has the nerve to act like 2 sets of 365lb deadlifts followed by 1 set of 10 is a joke.  I bet he couldn't get it for one. hahaha

I could just see him try 315 and shoot a 12" turd out just before he let go of the bar which never even got a bend in it!
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: The Showstoppa on April 17, 2006, 12:51:30 PM
I could just see him try 315 and shoot a 12" turd out just before he let go of the bar which never even got a bend in it!

And then he would superset his non-lift with some pullovers. hahaha
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: JOHN MATRIX on April 17, 2006, 12:51:36 PM
showstoppa, your a straight homo, stop being a pussy and help the fucking kid, really. shit i could curl that weight with no strain, deadlifting 365 you should be able to curl 135, plus he would be pushing fat cocks into your stinky, greasy little chute while you rub his ball sack with kevin levornes new gel to give him monster gains in erections, so you could suck the man gravy out to bust out a monster 400 deadlift for one hard rep, bitch. my post took an unexpected turn there
lmao, this guy's long, richly-detailed and creative posts crack me up.
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: bigbalddaddy on April 17, 2006, 12:53:33 PM
And then he would superset his non-lift with some pullovers. hahaha

LOL!!! ahahaha, followed by the BAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM....AB-SHOOTER pose!!!!! ::)
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: The Showstoppa on April 17, 2006, 12:55:53 PM
LOL!!! ahahaha, followed by the BAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM....AB-SHOOTER pose!!!!! ::)

hahaha, yes followed by a Tri-Shooter lean on the counter while ordering his protein shake.  BAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: natural al on April 17, 2006, 12:56:28 PM
all hail the internet tough guy. :-*

isn't that what 99% of the people that post here are?
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: Man of Steel on April 17, 2006, 12:57:17 PM
hahaha, yes followed by a Tri-Shooter lean on the counter while ordering his protein shake.  BAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!

AAHAHHHAAH!!!  Yes, exactly that type of pussy!



MOS
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: bigbalddaddy on April 17, 2006, 12:58:24 PM
hahaha, yes followed by a Tri-Shooter lean on the counter while ordering his protein shake.  BAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!

ohhhhhh lets not forget the BAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM .....VACUMM pose because he just expanded his MONSTER rib cage like Ahhhnold!!! ::)
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: The Showstoppa on April 17, 2006, 12:58:41 PM
AAHAHHHAAH!!!  Yes, exactly that type of pussy!



MOS

MOS are you saying brianX isn't much of a man?
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: sarcasm on April 17, 2006, 12:59:04 PM
AAHAHHHAAH!!!  Yes, exactly that type of pussy!



MOS
hahahahaha, he probably sitll wears the 1985 comb with the handle in the back pocket so he can flex his massive 14 inch biceps while he combs his mullett.
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: bigbalddaddy on April 17, 2006, 01:00:36 PM
hahahahaha, he probably sitll wears the 1985 comb with the handle in the back pocket so he can flex his massive 14 inch biceps while he combs his mullett.

ooohhhhhhhhhh my LOL!!! ahahahahahaha!!!! The ole' pink handled comb in the back pocket action!!! Nice one!!!
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: The Showstoppa on April 17, 2006, 01:02:02 PM
ooohhhhhhhhhh my LOL!!! ahahahahahaha!!!! The ole' pink handled comb in the back pocket action!!! Nice one!!!

hahah, brianX is the kinda guy who still carried a Trapper Keeper in 1990. hahaha
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: Dingleberry on April 17, 2006, 01:02:21 PM
hahahahaha, he probably sitll wears the 1985 comb with the handle in the back pocket so he can flex his massive 14 inch biceps while he combs his mullett.

How can you guys miss him pulling up his shirt in the mirror? A true ab-shooter move
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: brianX on April 17, 2006, 01:02:36 PM
all hail the internet tough guy. :-*

You are the textbook definition of "internet tough guy," dipshit.
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: sarcasm on April 17, 2006, 01:04:07 PM
hahahaha, dollars to donuts says that BrianX is just like Uncle Rico in Napolean Dynamite when he was in the restaurant doing the arms folded biceps push, hahahahahaha, what a tool.
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: brianX on April 17, 2006, 01:08:56 PM
hahahaha, you want a laugh Showstoppa, go look at Brian's workout log on the natural board he claims to upright row 235 for reps but only bench 320 for 4, hahahaha, monster innaccuracies.

This coming from a guy who claims to military press 270 for reps, but can only bench 375.

What's funny is that you're 34 years old and a steroid user, but can't outlift me on anything. hahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahaha!!!
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: brianX on April 17, 2006, 01:15:04 PM
yea and if you noticed he has no back exercises in his workout except for pullovers... LOL haahhaah, monster neglecting of the lats and romboids.

Pullovers do work lats and rhomboids, you dumb shit.

BTW, I like how your flat bench is only 20 lb stronger than your incline bench. Fucking clown.
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: Bast175 on April 17, 2006, 01:20:11 PM

they should do pullovers in the world's strongest man competition because BrianX does them as the only back exercise.
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: brianX on April 17, 2006, 01:23:10 PM
Oh brother, and he has the nerve to act like 2 sets of 365lb deadlifts followed by 1 set of 10 is a joke.  I bet he couldn't get it for one. hahaha

That's pretty pathetic for an experienced lifter who presumably weighs over 200 lb (since you're always bragging about your weight). I knew a 60 year old powerlifter who could do 500 for 10.
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: Dingleberry on April 17, 2006, 01:27:08 PM
Actually, I didn't really believe Brian did them at all until I stumbled across some footage of him. A true beast.

Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: The Showstoppa on April 17, 2006, 01:30:01 PM
That's pretty pathetic for an experienced lifter who presumably weighs over 200 lb (since you're always bragging about your weight). I knew a 60 year old powerlifter who could do 500 for 10.

ahahaha, brianX "knows somebody."  You can't do it yourself, but you "know" somebody.  What grade are you in, junior?  Oh brother... hahahaha
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: brianX on April 17, 2006, 01:33:59 PM
AAHAHHHAAH!!!  Yes, exactly that type of pussy!



MOS

Look kids, it's the great Man of Steel! The man who military presses 365! The man who claims his father was stronger than Bill Kazmaier and Paul Anderson! BRUTAL CREDIBILITY!!!

I'm starting to think the "Squad" is just a club for fat clowns with delusions of greatness. You never could cut it in the gym, so you make up bullshit claims on the internet to make yourselves feel better! BRAVO!
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: Necrosis on April 17, 2006, 01:34:25 PM
the squad, what a bunch of fags, grown men who formed an internet band loosely based on robin hood, but insted of tights, thongs are issued. fucking losers, i cant get over how you fags can look at yourselves in the mirror, you little bitches can't even spot 135 pounds without hurting your backs, i got an idea why dont you stop posting endless bullshit on the internet like a bunch or 10 year old kids looking for porn and try lifting some weight.

sarcasm u smok pole bitch, man of steel, that is the gayest name i ever heard, shit, i bet all the guys go for that at the x bar, peace out bitches
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: Necrosis on April 17, 2006, 01:36:43 PM
forgot to mention, well maybe i didn't, sarcasm is a flat out cock smoker
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: The Showstoppa on April 17, 2006, 01:40:58 PM
the squad, what a bunch of fags, grown men who formed an internet band loosely based on robin hood, but insted of tights, thongs are issued. fucking losers, i cant get over how you fags can look at yourselves in the mirror, you little bitches can't even spot 135 pounds without hurting your backs, i got an idea why dont you stop posting endless bullshit on the internet like a bunch or 10 year old kids looking for porn and try lifting some weight.

sarcasm u smok pole bitch, man of steel, that is the gayest name i ever heard, shit, i bet all the guys go for that at the x bar, peace out bitches

hahaha, oh brother. Mini-melt.
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: Necrosis on April 17, 2006, 01:43:30 PM
mini-melt, is that what you call it when your dad has blueballs cause your ass is too loose bitch.
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: The Showstoppa on April 17, 2006, 01:44:36 PM
mini-melt, is that what you call it when your dad has blueballs cause your ass is too loose bitch.

Nah, you are a little tiny twat, so you only qualify for a mini-melt.
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: brianX on April 17, 2006, 01:46:09 PM
ahahaha, brianX "knows somebody."  You can't do it yourself, but you "know" somebody.  What grade are you in, junior?  Oh brother... hahahaha

My point, which your inferior mind failed to grasp, is that there are geriatrics stronger than you. Any decent lifter with 6-8 months of training could outlift you, including that kid on the bench. It's pathetic that you would even try to brag about such a mediocre lift.
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: The Showstoppa on April 17, 2006, 01:48:33 PM
My point, which your inferior mind failed to grasp, is that there are geriatrics stronger than you. Any decent lifter with 6-8 months of training could outlift you, including that kid on the bench. It's pathetic that you would even try to brag about such a mediocre lift.

You don't even deadlift, so how can you qualify to judge it lil brian?  I have actually pulled 455, nothing special...just like in my original post I said I wasn't doing anything "over the top" with the 365.  I've never claimed to be the strongest guy on here...but you can bet I do more than pullovers on back day.
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: JOHN MATRIX on April 17, 2006, 01:54:56 PM
pullovers are an underrated mass builder, they actually do hit the lats as well. that said they certainly are not all you should be doing for back though...thats just retarded.
Man of Steel, you used to be a creative counter-balance to the squad, and now it seems you are trying way too hard to mimic them, and you are not as funny as you were when you guys were enemies, its disappointing really.
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: brianX on April 17, 2006, 01:55:19 PM
Exactly Dan-O, plus I could have pulled something or slipped a disc.  I wonder if any of these tough-guys would be paying my bills when I missed work.
Hell, I should have went over and pushed down on the bar.  Stupid little turd interferring with my Iron Warriorness.

LOL! "I could have pulled something or slipped a disc". What do you think deadlifts are gonna do to your back, dumbass? I've never seen anyone injure themselves spotting a bench press.

You are a clown and an idiot. I bet you hurry out of the gym when the big guys walk in. hahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahaha!!!
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: Dan-O on April 17, 2006, 02:01:05 PM
LOL! "I could have pulled something or slipped a disc". What do you think deadlifts are gonna do to your back, dumbass? I've never seen anyone injure themselves spotting a bench press.

You are a clown and an idiot. I bet you hurry out of the gym when the big guys walk in. hahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahaha!!!

No way!  You sound like you've never set foot in a gym, much less spotted anyone on the bench.

The body mechanics for spotting someone are totally different than doing a deadlift.  When you're spotting a guy the weight (and therefore your center of gravity) is out in front of you and your lower back is at greater risk.  In order to be in the strongest and safest biomechanical position you'd have to be standing on the guy's neck while spotting him.

Showstoppa clearly made the right choice in not subjecting his lumbar region to potential injury trying to help a clown who was trying to bench way more than he was able to.
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: Dingleberry on April 17, 2006, 02:03:35 PM
No way!  You sound like you've never set foot in a gym, much less spotted anyone on the bench.

The body mechanics for spotting someone are totally different than doing a deadlift.  When you're spotting a guy the weight (and therefore your center of gravity) is out in front of you and your lower back is at greater risk.  In order to be in the strongest and safest biomechanical position you'd have to be standing on the guy's neck while spotting him.

Showstoppa clearly made the right choice in not subjecting his lumbar region to potential injury trying to help a clown who was trying to bench way more than he was able to.

Although I agree that spotting can be hard on the lower back, I disagree with him not helping. That's a wuss move in my book when only talking about 135 pounds.
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: Man of Steel on April 17, 2006, 02:06:34 PM
MOS are you saying brianX isn't much of a man?

Yes, that's correct...in other words, if cocksucking was considered a heinous crime BrianX would be on deathrow.



MOS
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: shiftedShapes on April 17, 2006, 02:07:21 PM
Showstoppa you are full of shit.

what are you 220lbs 30% BF?

you will never post pics because yur physique is shit, and your lifts are fake.



Your single greatest life accomplishment is getting me to respond to your pathetic azzz.....feel privleged bitch
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: The Showstoppa on April 17, 2006, 02:11:23 PM
Showstoppa you are full of shit.

what are you 220lbs 30% BF?

you will never post pics because yur physique is shit, and your lifts are fake.



Your single greatest life accomplishment is getting me to respond to your pathetic azzz.....feel privleged bitch


hahaha, spoken like ANOTHER 150lb beast who routinely gets 135lbs stuck on his "chest." hahahaah
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: Man of Steel on April 17, 2006, 02:11:24 PM
Look kids, it's the great Man of Steel! The man who military presses 365! The man who claims his father was stronger than Bill Kazmaier and Paul Anderson! BRUTAL CREDIBILITY!!!

I'm starting to think the "Squad" is just a club for fat clowns with delusions of greatness. You never could cut it in the gym, so you make up bullshit claims on the internet to make yourselves feel better! BRAVO!

You have my military press confused with Superstar's.....I've only managed 325 for 4 reps on a Smith....Superstar has the huge military.


Never said anything about my father bein stronger than Kaz or Paul Anderson....those are your words....I said he inclined pressed 450 for 10 reps while in his prime in college.....if he happened to out press Kaz on that movement then so be it.....you couldn't believe that.....I didn't care......nothin is changed AHAAHHH!!!

Oh brother, what a f'aggot!!!  Gayer than sippin Evian while on the Adductor machine!!




MOS
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: SS on April 17, 2006, 02:16:27 PM

hahaha, spoken like ANOTHER 150lb beast who routinely gets 135lbs stuck on his "chest." hahahaah
HAHAHAHA!
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: shiftedShapes on April 17, 2006, 02:22:40 PM
same challenge goes to you internet tough guy


i bet dollars to dimes that neither you nor anybody in your internet friendship group has a good build, or can lift impressive weight.  Feel free to prove me wrong.

I bet you guys have lots of fun playing on AIM, internet friends are the bestest
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: brianX on April 17, 2006, 02:24:04 PM
No way!  You sound like you've never set foot in a gym, much less spotted anyone on the bench.

The body mechanics for spotting someone are totally different than doing a deadlift.  When you're spotting a guy the weight (and therefore your center of gravity) is out in front of you and your lower back is at greater risk.  In order to be in the strongest and safest biomechanical position you'd have to be standing on the guy's neck while spotting him.

Showstoppa clearly made the right choice in not subjecting his lumbar region to potential injury trying to help a clown who was trying to bench way more than he was able to.

Yes Dan-O, spotting someone doing benches with one plate a side is MUCH more dangerous than doing deadlifts. ::)

In reality, it takes very little effort to help someone when they get stuck on the bench, unless he's attempting a weight which is way beyond his abilities. My dad has multiple herniated discs from doing heavy DEADLIFTS, and he has no trouble spotting me when I get stuck with heavy weight.

It is almost comical how little the average Getbigger knows about lifting. I have never seen so much idiocy on one board.
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: Ursus on April 17, 2006, 02:26:35 PM
60kg is nothing. he prob refused to help for comical value. in reality he was maybe lifting 10kg as the guy would still be pushing.

also BrianX he said a 110lb girl helped him out so i gues she is stronger than showstopper.
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: brianX on April 17, 2006, 02:38:09 PM
You have my military press confused with Superstar's.....I've only managed 325 for 4 reps on a Smith....Superstar has the huge military.


Never said anything about my father bein stronger than Kaz or Paul Anderson....those are your words....I said he inclined pressed 450 for 10 reps while in his prime in college.....if he happened to out press Kaz on that movement then so be it.....you couldn't believe that.....I didn't care......nothin is changed AHAAHHH!!!

Oh brother, what a f'aggot!!!  Gayer than sippin Evian while on the Adductor machine!!




MOS

You said that your father was stronger on the incline bench than Bill Kazmaier, a man who held the WR bench for 10 years.

You did claim to "military press" 315 for reps, but later changed your story and said it was on a Smith Machine. You then claimed a 225 military for 10 reps, but I doubt you can even do that.

I guess making bullshit lifting claims is a "Steel" family tradition. ::)
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: brianX on April 17, 2006, 02:41:26 PM
60kg is nothing. he prob refused to help for comical value. in reality he was maybe lifting 10kg as the guy would still be pushing.

also BrianX he said a 110lb girl helped him out so i gues she is stronger than showstopper.

Yes, a tiny girl can spot that weight, but "Showstoppa" is worried about herniating a disc. ;D
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: The Showstoppa on April 17, 2006, 02:42:20 PM
60kg is nothing. he prob refused to help for comical value. in reality he was maybe lifting 10kg as the guy would still be pushing.

also BrianX he said a 110lb girl helped him out so i gues she is stronger than showstopper.

110lb chick with a nice rack...
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: Ursus on April 17, 2006, 02:46:30 PM
neway the story prob aint true. i always like a spot on bench and i always want a lift off from as little as 190lb
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: The Showstoppa on April 17, 2006, 02:50:38 PM
neway the story prob aint true. i always like a spot on bench and i always want a lift off from as little as 190lb

Of course you always want a spot, so some guy can teabag you.
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: Man of Steel on April 17, 2006, 02:57:12 PM
You said that your father was stronger on the incline bench than Bill Kazmaier, a man who held the WR bench for 10 years.

You did claim to "military press" 315 for reps, but later changed your story and said it was on a Smith Machine. You then claimed a 225 military for 10 reps, but I doubt you can even do that.

I guess making bullshit lifting claims is a "Steel" family tradition. ::)

BrianX, best not to parse words with me....I act like a jackass, but I'm far from it.


First off, I told you my father's stats and you replied "that's stronger than Kaz....bullshit"  to which I replied "If my father happens to be stronger than Kaz in that particular movement then so be it".....done and done.


I've made it no secret that I've pressed on the Smith......I find no shame in pressin on the Smith.....I've also posted that I don't have the guts to push super heavy with a free weight barbell.....all posts on stated clearly on a public board....done and done.   I've posted that I've regularly repped with 315, but I've also stated that my best was 325 for 4-5 reps and then stated that no days before I pressed with 300 lbs yet again....done and done.   You're pullin the 225lb comment either out of your ass, out of context or you have me confused with another male crush of yours; hence, its value is completely negated in this circumstance....done and done.


Pullin words out of context, changing them completely or makin shit up altogether doesn't win debates against someone like me.....I've hidden nothing and don't make false claims.  If I said I used 225lbs as a max, more than likely I was referring to a rehab phase of shoulder injury  in some distant thread you "researched"......loser.   


In summary, you're basically a moron who no chance in hell of ever defeating me in this type of debate.  I'm human and miskey things like everyone else, but I don't make shit up just for teh sake of an arguement like this.....you come at me and I will defend myself as I have nothin to lose.


MOS

Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: Dnizneer on April 17, 2006, 02:58:02 PM
Help him?  Not my job.  They pay the chick at the desk good $$$ for that type of thing.  What if I had injured my back?  Would you pay my bills?  

lol, So the chick at the desk is stronger than you?
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: The Showstoppa on April 17, 2006, 03:00:14 PM
lol, So the chick at the desk is stronger than you?

She's no joke.  110lbs with a nice rack.
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: Dnizneer on April 17, 2006, 03:01:41 PM
She's no joke.  110lbs with a nice rack.

I bet you could deadlift a car for her.
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: The Showstoppa on April 17, 2006, 03:02:34 PM
I bet you could deadlift a car for her.

Easy bro, maybe some foreign job, but not an American one.
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: Ursus on April 17, 2006, 03:04:01 PM
nope man the bench supports r very low and i have big long arms. ur weaker than a girl so...
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: The Showstoppa on April 17, 2006, 03:05:35 PM
nope man the bench supports r very low and i have big long arms. ur weaker than a girl so...


Is that your wife? She's pretty stout.
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: Ursus on April 17, 2006, 03:06:36 PM
Is that your wife? She's pretty stout.

des not make sense kid
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: The Showstoppa on April 17, 2006, 03:08:07 PM
des not make sense kid

In the pic.  Is that your wife lifting the car?
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: Big Worm on April 17, 2006, 03:14:14 PM
if that story is true then you are a classic prick. and it is no wonder why people stereotype bodybuilders as ass holes. real nice dude. i think it is funny how you act as if you were doing nothing big with 365 for 8. reality is you probably shit yourself after your first attempt and gave up. you couldnt spot him becuase you didnt want the shit to come tumbling out of your little weeny bikini training shorts.
AGREED !!!
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: Ursus on April 17, 2006, 03:16:10 PM
In the pic.  Is that your wife lifting the car?

o no my older brother. hes quite strong
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: The Showstoppa on April 17, 2006, 03:17:38 PM
AGREED !!!

AGREED, what?
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: triple_pickle on April 17, 2006, 03:17:52 PM
I hate watching young or inexperienced lifters use free wieghts without the collars... first you see the tilt, then that side drops off then the other side shoots up like a seesaw to only drop the rest.... hahahahah

i saw one guy in my gym getting crushed on flat bench by a monster 115lbs.  that was quite a seesaw....
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: The Showstoppa on April 17, 2006, 03:18:43 PM
i saw one guy in my gym getting crushed on flat bench by a monster 115lbs.  that was quite a seesaw....

hahaha, that's worse than the tool in my gym.  Did you openly laugh or just chuckle to yourself?
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: Big Worm on April 17, 2006, 03:21:44 PM
AGREED, what?
THAT YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE !!!! >:(
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: The Showstoppa on April 17, 2006, 03:23:10 PM
THAT YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE !!!! >:(

So you would prefer I put myself in peril to aid some sub-180lb turd who would be better suited as a plate-monkey?  Wow, that's really nice.
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: HERACLES on April 17, 2006, 03:25:07 PM
Ive trained in many gyms, and I find it intersting if the far-fetched stories like "showstoppas" are true.

Also, I never been around so many asshole gym people in my life here. Most folks with attitudes like these are outcasts and arent even in a particular gyms "cool crowd". Your just a loser hater that jus tknows how to make fun of people, meanwhile you looks like dogshit.
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: Ursus on April 17, 2006, 03:27:57 PM
i have never sen an incident even vaguely resembling these far fetched storie. i can relate to certain characters etc in gym but these stories seem ridiculous. definately exaggerated. sumtimes amusing nevertheless
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: The Showstoppa on April 17, 2006, 03:28:09 PM
Ive trained in many gyms, and I find it intersting if the far-fetched stories like "showstoppas" are true.

Also, I never been around so many asshole gym people in my life here. Most folks with attitudes like these are outcasts and arent even in a particular gyms "cool crowd". Your just a loser hater that jus tknows how to make fun of people, meanwhile you looks like dogshit.

hahaha HERACLES is in his gym's "cool crowd." hahaha.  You have one thing right though, I am a "loser hater."  Can't stand losers like yourself.
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: Man of Steel on April 17, 2006, 03:30:05 PM
Ive trained in many gyms, and I find it intersting if the far-fetched stories like "showstoppas" are true.

Also, I never been around so many asshole gym people in my life here. Most folks with attitudes like these are outcasts and arent even in a particular gyms "cool crowd". Your just a loser hater that jus tknows how to make fun of people, meanwhile you looks like dogshit.

The "cool crowd"  HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!    Lemme guess, you're a college kid about 19-22 yrs old right?  You'd suck three big dicks if a "cool kid" told you to........as the day is long!


MOS
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: The Showstoppa on April 17, 2006, 03:31:35 PM
The "cool crowd"  HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!    Lemme guess, you're a college kid about 19-22 yrs old right?  You'd suck three big dicks if a "cool kid" told you too........as the day is long!


MOS

Bwahahaha Heracles is one "cool kid." hahahaah
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: Big Worm on April 17, 2006, 03:34:53 PM
So you would prefer I put myself in peril to aid some sub-180lb turd who would be better suited as a plate-monkey?  Wow, that's really nice.
Your back couldn't have been that messed up? You forgot you took a second to brag about your monstrous deads #'s !?  The guy asked for help !

 I hope a loved one of yours doesn't come across an ASSHOLE like you , when they need help !?  

 
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: The Showstoppa on April 17, 2006, 03:38:00 PM
Your back couldn't have been that messed up? You forgot you took a second to brag about your monstrous deads #'s !?  The guy asked for help !

 I hope a loved one of yours doesn't come across an ASSHOLE like you , when they need help !?  

 

Honestly, the guy should have brought a partner or something.  Plus, between sets I like to stretch a bit, jot down my numbers in my workout log and maybe get a sip of water.  Spotting that tiny twat would have broke my rhythm.  Sorry, no can do.
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: Dan-O on April 17, 2006, 03:38:21 PM
This thread raises an interesting point.

I think gyms should be segregated into under- and over 200 lbs. areas.  Then the little kids can do ab and tricep shots in the mirrors, they can do their back workouts consisting solely of dumbbell pullovers and get stuck under 135 lb. benches to their heart's content, while the serious, experienced trainers don't have to be distracted by all that nonsense.
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: The Showstoppa on April 17, 2006, 03:40:59 PM
This thread raises an interesting point.

I think gyms should be segregated into under- and over 200 lbs. areas.  Then the little kids can do ab and tricep shots in the mirrors, they can do their back workouts consisting solely of dumbbell pullovers and get stuck under 135 lb. benches to their heart's content, while the serious, experienced trainers don't have to be distracted by all that nonsense.

Dan-O, I think that's a great idea.  That way these guys would have something to work up to.  A goal, if you will.  I'm going to suggest that at the gym tomorrow.
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: triple_pickle on April 17, 2006, 03:43:02 PM
hahaha, that's worse than the tool in my gym.  Did you openly laugh or just chuckle to yourself?

i was several machines away, heard this loud sound of plates hitting the floor, and then the guy's scary face with a shade of amazement emerging from under the bar.  will never understand folks who ego train.

one day there were three guys bench pressing, each on a separate bench, and each of them was lowering the bar just half the way.  each with monster 135-155 lbs.  wtf?

the other day, i spotted a guy for "eight" on incline barbell press, brutal 60 lbs dumbells.  he barely got the first rep, his arms shaking all over the place, and then i did the next seven for him.  on his second set, he again did one rep himself and then i did five.  the best thing was when he said "man, my shoulders are killing me!"  what a fag.
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: The Showstoppa on April 17, 2006, 03:44:23 PM
i was several machines away, heard this loud sound of plates hitting the floor, and then the guy's scary face with a shade of amazement emerging from under the bar.  will never understand folks who ego train.

one day there were three guys bench pressing, each on a separate bench, and each of them was lowering the bar just half the way.  each with monster 135-155 lbs.  wtf?

the other day, i spotted a guy for "eight" on incline barbell press.  he barely got the first rep, his arms shaking all over the place, and then i did the next seven for him.  on his second set, he again did one rep himself and then i did five.  the best thing was when he said "man, my shoulders are killing me!"  what a fag.

Man, you should have just stepped away from barbell boy and let him finish himself.  I mean, what the hell is the point if the spotter has to do all the work?
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: HERACLES on April 17, 2006, 03:57:47 PM
lol..If you were in my gym and said to someone "Sorry I cant help you get that 135lb bar off your throat, bc ill hurt my back" You woul dbe considered an ASSHOLE.

And sad but true, there are the "losers" no one likes in every gym, like you showstoppa!  (lmao at your queer name)

Watch when you tie your shoe, you dont pull a hammie, you homo
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: SS on April 17, 2006, 04:30:22 PM
7 pgs! keep stringing these pussies along Stoppa! I see at least 10 pgs ;D
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: candidate2025 on April 17, 2006, 04:34:59 PM
Big Men On Campus.  You know, we run the whole f'n show.
ooooohhhh that must mean im in squad.   why wasnt i informed?
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: bigbalddaddy on April 17, 2006, 04:36:18 PM
This thread raises an interesting point.

I think gyms should be segregated into under- and over 200 lbs. areas.  Then the little kids can do ab and tricep shots in the mirrors, they can do their back workouts consisting solely of dumbbell pullovers and get stuck under 135 lb. benches to their heart's content, while the serious, experienced trainers don't have to be distracted by all that nonsense.

At Golds in Vegas it's called the Womens gym which is off to the side.  This is where these p*ssies should be lifting and pressing the freshly windexed chrome dumbells.  Barbells are out of the question since the dumbells are easy to dumb off on the ground.  I think there are a lot of mirrors for AB & TRI-SHOOTERS!!!
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: candidate2025 on April 17, 2006, 04:39:20 PM
ahahaha, brianX "knows somebody."  You can't do it yourself, but you "know" somebody.  What grade are you in, junior?  Oh brother... hahahaha
hey hey hey...nothing wrong with being a junior.   its being a soaaking wet vagina that makes brainx  hate-able. ;D
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: triple_pickle on April 17, 2006, 04:39:44 PM
the point is not whether you may "pull a hammie", but (1) why some people are so stupid to use (tiny) weights they cannot handle, (2) why not ask for a spot in advance.  i am more than happy to spot if somebody asks and i do not care about the tiny weight as not long ago 135 lbs crushed me too.  but i never got to the point, whether it was 135 or 315, when i could not finish a rep.  when i am not sure, i ask for a spot or do not go for another rep.  it's that simple.

one exception to the above: several times i got crushed under a weight out of curiosity as i wanted to see how hard it is to get from under the bar myself when nobody's around.  this gives you extra confidence that it is not a big deal, well, at least up to a certain weight.  same with squats, when i was training a friend, i made him go deep down and drop the weight (usually 95 lbs) so he could not get scared shitless in the future when the weight gets heavier.  some folks are too "shy" to do a dynamic movement with their body so that the bar does not hit your spine, and they are also too afraid of the noise they will make.  fvck that.  show these skinny bitches right now how to handle light weights before it is too late and they seriously injure themselves.
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: Darth Muscle on April 17, 2006, 04:46:28 PM
Why?  Not my job.

So let me get this straight, you bench 365 for 8 but a 365 partial dead would hurt your back?  What a pussy!  I mean shit, what a piece of shit, I would have got it off him and then slapped the shit out of you.  And yes I would have dared you to say anything.  And by the way, 365 is not that impressive.
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: Hugo Chavez on April 17, 2006, 04:47:29 PM
The funny thing about this story: how many times have you seen a bigger guy need a spot from a smaller guy.  more than a few times I've helped a big guy in trouble on bench.  But you're right, fuk that.  Not my job.  Let the bastard rot. ;D
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: triple_pickle on April 17, 2006, 04:59:41 PM
a while back ago, when i was still struggling with 60s on the bench press, this big black dude came to me asking for a spot (it was a sat morning and there was nobody else around).  he was repping 120s on the incline for 12 and his elbows were thicker than my legs.  that was really cool.
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: gibberj2 on April 17, 2006, 05:13:44 PM
The other day there were these two guys who looked like high school kids. each was about 150 about 5'8". they were pressing 135 which wasn't too bad for how they looked. They thought they were strong and i was wearing a zipped up thing and i'm 5'11" 180 so I don't look like any kinda beast. Anyway since I have problems I'm always looking at people in the gym trying to size them up to see if they're bigger than me. Of course I knew those 150 guys were smaller than me but I've got muscle dysmorphia so sometimes I'll see someone 20 pounds lighter than me and think they're bigger. They thought I was looking at them because I was impressed with their strength. I was doing a few sets of leg press and was pyramiding up. my last set was with 3 plates of 100 and a plate of 45 on each side. The two of them just stopped to watch in awe... I felt good.  ;D
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: alexxx on April 17, 2006, 05:15:51 PM
lol omg gibber you are a beast!
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: triple_pickle on April 17, 2006, 05:15:59 PM
you're a monster, gibber.
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: candidate2025 on April 17, 2006, 05:16:24 PM
7 plates a side??!!! what a beast!@!!!!! hahahahahahahaha an iron warrior!!
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: triple_pickle on April 17, 2006, 05:18:58 PM
it's seven and two-thirds.  don't be mean.
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: candidate2025 on April 17, 2006, 05:20:57 PM
it's seven and two-thirds.  don't be mean.
oh haha YESSSSS   that extra 2/3 really was impressive!!
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: triple_pickle on April 17, 2006, 05:21:54 PM
know what you mean, bro.  gibber is the real deal.
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: alexxx on April 17, 2006, 05:22:39 PM
makes my last leg workout seem so much less impressive... 315 pound squats, 1000 pound leg presses and 600 pound standing calf raises  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: candidate2025 on April 17, 2006, 05:26:34 PM
makes my last leg workout seem so much less impressive... 315 pound squats, 1000 pound leg presses and 600 pound standing calf raises  ;D ;D ;D
ohhh hahahaha another iron warrior hahaha oh brother im in such good company!!!
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: triple_pickle on April 17, 2006, 05:29:04 PM
alex also does lunges with the pink dumbells.
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: bigbalddaddy on April 17, 2006, 05:50:18 PM
7 plates a side??!!! what a beast!@!!!!! hahahahahahahaha an iron warrior!!

What a monster iron beast!!!  What's next, half the stack on leg extensions...oh brother!!!
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: gibberj2 on April 17, 2006, 06:12:45 PM
I don't work calves... I'm blessed :)    That incident was a while ago. 2 months. i just did squats today for the first time in like 3 months and I could only do 225 for 4 reps. my legs are definately weaker but not as weak as my lower back. the good thing is that when you are getting back into squatting your poundage goes up by 15 pounds every week.
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: triple_pickle on April 17, 2006, 07:13:46 PM
.... I could only do 225 for 4 reps .... when you are getting back into squatting your poundage goes up by 15 pounds every week.

given 35 weeks left in 2006, by new year's eve you will be squatting 750 for four....
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: gibberj2 on April 17, 2006, 07:16:37 PM
no man you go up 15 pounds a week until you get to the weight you used to lift before.
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: triple_pickle on April 17, 2006, 07:19:18 PM
what was your max squat then?
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: gibberj2 on April 17, 2006, 07:24:00 PM
255 or so... 4 reps  :)
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: triple_pickle on April 17, 2006, 07:27:45 PM
brutal poundages!  this is so totally sweet and inspiring!  do you mind, sir, sharing your leg workout?  it would be so cool to squat as much as you do!
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: RAT MCBAT on April 17, 2006, 07:31:37 PM
Outstanding work.  Perhaps you should have pissed on him a little while he was trapped.
hell the guy could probably use the electrolites ;D
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: alexxx on April 17, 2006, 07:42:38 PM
brutal poundages!  this is so totally sweet and inspiring!  do you mind, sir, sharing your leg workout?  it would be so cool to squat as much as you do!

Perhaps I can enlighten you.. Gibbler likes to warm up with sissy squats because he says that that defines the glutemus muscles much better then those lunges his personal instructor  prescribed to him. Then for his real set he prefers to go for 4 really hard reps 225pounds around his waist but the real kicker is that he does them all with the squat suit around his neck for support after long and grueling setions Dr. Boninghisass, who wouldn't be "exhausted"?
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: gibberj2 on April 17, 2006, 07:53:02 PM
Alexxx you are no sarcasm. what you're saying doesn't work in being funny because first of all i never claimed to be strong and secondly i never talked about your lifts. i only speak of your dilusions of having never been in contest shape or competed but claiming to be a future mr. olympia. go pour man gravy over your steak dinner... if you can afford steak.
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: gibberj2 on April 17, 2006, 07:57:48 PM
listen guys my goal for the end of the year in squatting is 3 plates. my ultimate goal is to be ripped at 195. my goals aren't so crazy and i am realistic... if you guys see my progress thread in the natural board you'll see i was the skinniest guy ever to pick up a weight. i used to do barbell rows with a 5 plate on each side.
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: Dingleberry on April 17, 2006, 08:40:12 PM
Hey gibber, keep it up bro. At least you're honest. The funny thing is your probably lifting the same weights as many of these chode-chompers who are calling you a monster.
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: candidate2025 on April 17, 2006, 09:26:28 PM
Hey gibber, keep it up bro. At least you're honest. The funny thing is your probably lifting the same weights as many of these chode-chompers who are calling you a monster.
first of all yur right...its great he is being honest and he should keep it up.    i fell bad for him and his shitty genetics.   but...do not call me a liar, chump.  ive never lied about one thing on this board. ..only been training for one year as well.
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: alexxx on April 17, 2006, 09:28:42 PM
first of all yur right...its great he is being honest and he should keep it up.    i fell bad for him and his shitty genetics.   but...do not call me a liar, chump.  ive never lied about one thing on this board. ..only been training for one year as well.

ummmm news for you... gibbler kills you kid!
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: candidate2025 on April 17, 2006, 09:29:47 PM
ummmm news for you... gibbler kills you kid!
alexxx...if you dont shut up im going to have to find a picture of myself only been training for one year natural that owns the shit out of you....now quiet down pansy!!!
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: alexxx on April 17, 2006, 09:33:37 PM
alexxx...if you dont shut up im going to have to find a picture of myself only been training for one year natural that owns the shit out of you....now quiet down pansy!!!

Isn't that hard to do while swinging from tree to tree?
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: candidate2025 on April 17, 2006, 09:34:18 PM
Isn't that hard to do while swinging from tree to tree?
im not black, if thats what your incinuating. ;D
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: haider on April 17, 2006, 09:36:59 PM
lets see the pics candidate, if you're so confident in your natural gains in just one year....atleast enough for u to talk shit on other people all day
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: candidate2025 on April 17, 2006, 09:37:33 PM
only on alexxx. haha..i dont know...well see.    this site is rough. ;D
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: alexxx on April 17, 2006, 09:38:33 PM
im not black, if thats what your incinuating. ;D

No but you have the brain capacity of a three legged monkey.

(I seen that pic of fat you and wish you well on the road to special olympics)


 :P
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: candidate2025 on April 17, 2006, 09:40:03 PM
No but you have the brain capacity of a three legged monkey.

(I seen that pic of fat you and wish you well on the road to special olympics)


 :P
lol.    ive seen that picture of you and your well on your way to competing in anatural contest one day. hahahaha   i think thats only funny to me.
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: SS on April 17, 2006, 09:46:10 PM
post your pic candiate. i'll put my money on alexxx.
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: candidate2025 on April 17, 2006, 09:47:27 PM
post your pic candiate. i'll put my money on alexxx.
really? ok.      the only one i have is a back double bi from about a month ago...does alexxx have a back double bi picture?
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: SS on April 17, 2006, 09:49:21 PM
does alexxx have a back double bi picture?
um not sure ::)
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: haider on April 17, 2006, 09:51:47 PM
Alexxx, post a back double bi, now!
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: candidate2025 on April 17, 2006, 09:56:26 PM
yep...im in the process of posting it in the pictrues section now.

it says my file is too large...so just keep checking.
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: Dingleberry on April 17, 2006, 09:58:58 PM
yep...im in the process of posting it in the pictrues section now.

it says my file is too large...so just keep checking.

You might need to resize it, let me know if you need help "chump"
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: candidate2025 on April 17, 2006, 09:59:42 PM
photobucket.com    i got it under control.....its uploading now
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: LuciusFox on April 17, 2006, 10:00:04 PM
 I take it this was a flame thread.
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Post by: Dingleberry on April 17, 2006, 10:00:49 PM
We are about to have a contest, Alexxx verses Canidate. I'll be honest
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Post by: Dingleberry on April 17, 2006, 10:03:58 PM
Here's Alexxx  -

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=61453.0;attach=71313)
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: candidate2025 on April 17, 2006, 10:11:00 PM
http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=66328.0
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: king on April 17, 2006, 10:15:40 PM
alexxx looks better
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Post by: Dingleberry on April 17, 2006, 10:17:13 PM
Let me put your pics here to keep eveyone from having to bounce around..

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Post by: king on April 17, 2006, 10:19:18 PM
how old are you candidate?
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Post by: candidate2025 on April 17, 2006, 10:24:33 PM
how old are you candidate?
16.
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: candidate2025 on April 17, 2006, 10:26:40 PM
no one has replied? lol.
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Post by: king on April 17, 2006, 10:26:59 PM
oh.. well damn then.. u look good for 16, by the time ur alexx's age u'll look better if u keep at it
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Post by: LuciusFox on April 17, 2006, 10:28:45 PM
 You look very solid, candidate! What office do you want to run for eventually?
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Post by: candidate2025 on April 17, 2006, 10:30:18 PM
You look very solid, candidate! What office do you want to run for eventually?
lol ummm yea my math was wrong when i origianally made my screen name (aol) when i was like 13..it should be 20224.   but eventually it would be cool to be president and mr.olympia at the same time.
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Post by: Dingleberry on April 17, 2006, 10:32:12 PM
Props to you posting your pics but Alex takes it. To be fair though, he's much older than you.
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Post by: king on April 17, 2006, 10:32:51 PM
haha good luck with that one
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Post by: candidate2025 on April 17, 2006, 10:33:41 PM
Props to you posting your pics but Alex takes it. To be fair though, he's much older than you.
:o id ont thnk sooo  but its your opinion.  we'll see the end count.
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Post by: triple_pickle on April 17, 2006, 10:36:13 PM
monster gloves, "candidate2025"!

oh brother, you'd better not post any more pictures....
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: LuciusFox on April 17, 2006, 10:37:48 PM
lol ummm yea my math was wrong when i origianally made my screen name (aol) when i was like 13..it should be 20224.   but eventually it would be cool to be president and mr.olympia at the same time.

 I think you'll be dead in 20224 ;D If you're still alive then, I'll give you a pat on the back ;D
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: candidate2025 on April 17, 2006, 10:38:33 PM
I think you'll be dead in 20224 ;D If you're still alive then, I'll give you a pat on the back ;D
lol you know what i mean
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Post by: SS on April 17, 2006, 10:56:25 PM
well that pic looks alot better then the first one you posted. defenatly looking big for 16 but, alexxx is light years ahead of you, but then again he's light yrs ahead of all of us ;D
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: LuciusFox on April 17, 2006, 10:58:00 PM
well that pic looks alot better then the first one you posted. defenatly looking big for 16 but, alexxx is light years ahead of you, but then again he's light yrs ahead of all of us ;D

  Sometimes at night, I ask God why Alexxx is so big and I am so small :-[
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: candidate2025 on April 17, 2006, 10:58:03 PM
well that pic looks alot better then the first one you posted. defenatly looking big for 16 but, alexxx is light years ahead of you, but then again he's light yrs ahead of all of us ;D
ehh looking back at the picture my lats don seem to take the stage as they normally do when looking in the mirror.   maybe ill tak e few more tomorrow with my borther...hos a good photograppher. thanks hotugh billy.
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Post by: king on April 17, 2006, 10:58:47 PM
anyone know how old alexx is?
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Post by: candidate2025 on April 17, 2006, 10:59:16 PM
anyone know how old alexx is?
i believ 24
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Post by: SS on April 17, 2006, 11:03:25 PM

  Sometimes at night, I ask God why Alexxx is so big and I am so small :-[
i hear ya!.......sometimes  at night  i ask myself what the fuck is wrong with me! then i continue eating my ice cream and posting on get big ;D
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Post by: ignorance on April 17, 2006, 11:37:46 PM
hahahahah
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: Dingleberry on April 18, 2006, 06:58:02 AM
I'm really impressed with you guys. I thought for sure I'd check this thread this morning to find some serious ownage.
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: sarcasm on April 18, 2006, 07:33:25 AM
This coming from a guy who claims to military press 270 for reps, but can only bench 375.

What's funny is that you're 34 years old and a steroid user, but can't outlift me on anything. hahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahaha!!!
wrong again assclown, i only shoulder press 225 for 5 and bench 380 for a single.
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: The Showstoppa on April 18, 2006, 07:45:55 AM
some of you guys aren't very bright.  Here is what I said...."I was in the middle of a set of deadlifts, nothing over the top, 365 for 8 when..."

Some of you have claimed I said I was benching, etc... read the post before you start babbling.  And by the way, I saw the lil guy back in the gym today and gave him another old-school head nod greeting.  He looked away real quick.  hahahaha
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: Dingleberry on April 18, 2006, 07:53:41 AM
some of you guys aren't very bright.  Here is what I said...."I was in the middle of a set of deadlifts, nothing over the top, 365 for 8 when..."

Some of you have claimed I said I was benching, etc... read the post before you start babbling.  And by the way, I saw the lil guy back in the gym today and gave him another old-school head nod greeting.  He looked away real quick.  hahahaha

And as you walked away, you overheard him say to another little guy "that puss was scared to spot my 135lb bench, hehehe" :)
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Post by: the_doc on April 18, 2006, 08:08:21 AM
listen guys my goal for the end of the year in squatting is 3 plates. my ultimate goal is to be ripped at 195. my goals aren't so crazy and i am realistic... if you guys see my progress thread in the natural board you'll see i was the skinniest guy ever to pick up a weight. i used to do barbell rows with a 5 plate on each side.

wow, finally. Some real goals and real achievement's. Keep up the training gibber. I'm 5'11" my ideal would be around 200 ripped. (I'm currently close to 200 but my abs are a distant memory). My end of year goal is 285 bench, it's currently 235 for a few reps.)
keep it up,
the Doc :)
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: The Showstoppa on April 18, 2006, 08:09:31 AM
And as you walked away, you overheard him say to another little guy "that puss was scared to spot my 135lb bench, hehehe" :)

Nah man, he KNOWS better. hahahaha
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: Dingleberry on April 18, 2006, 08:10:46 AM
Nah man, he KNOWS better. hahahaha

hahaha, it is funny you saw him again.
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: sarcasm on April 18, 2006, 08:12:14 AM
hahaha, it is funny you saw him again.
hahahaha, yes, some little twats have no shame.
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: The Showstoppa on April 18, 2006, 08:36:52 AM
hahahaha, yes, some little twats have no shame.

In fact, surprise....surprise.... he was doing ARM DAY.  Blasting his 14" guns. hahaha
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Post by: drkaje on April 18, 2006, 08:48:36 AM
Maybe you should have him get a bench press shirt.
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: sarcasm on April 18, 2006, 08:50:17 AM
Maybe you should have him get a bench press shirt.
yeah, he could get a quarter on each side with it.
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: The Showstoppa on April 18, 2006, 08:54:31 AM
Maybe you should have him get a bench press shirt.

I think I will suggest that.  Might give the poor little guy some dignity back if he can at least get the 135lbs off his chest.
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: drkaje on April 18, 2006, 08:59:15 AM
I think I will suggest that.  Might give the poor little guy some dignity back if he can at least get the 135lbs off his chest.

Triple ply!
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: sarcasm on April 18, 2006, 09:00:03 AM
Triple ply!
hahahaha, he cant lower anything lighter than 125 in it.
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: drkaje on April 18, 2006, 09:04:48 AM
Stoppa,

You'll have to help him in the suit before every set, LOL!
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: Dingleberry on April 18, 2006, 09:05:17 AM
I seriously can't remember not being able to do 135. I remember breaking the two plate barrier back in the day, but 135 was just a given. How old is this kid?
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: The Showstoppa on April 18, 2006, 09:07:31 AM
I seriously can't remember not being able to do 135. I remember breaking the two plate barrier back in the day, but 135 was just a given. How old is this kid?

He drives to the gym, so at least 16.  Always got his ballcap cockeyed like somebody just slapped him.
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: drkaje on April 18, 2006, 09:10:22 AM
He drives to the gym, so at least 16.  Always got his ballcap cockeyed like somebody just slapped him.

That's gangsta'!
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: gtbro1 on April 18, 2006, 09:29:07 AM
hmmm...you sure are a "tough guy" aren't ya...If you had done that to me,you would have been smacked in the mouth in the parking lot.You showed what a true jackass you really are.You were afraid you would get injured?If you aren't strong enough to lift it off of him(hahaha should have been no problem for a stud like you )all you had to do was help him roll it to his waste so he could sit up with it....and who are you kid'n anyway.."nothing over the top,just 365 for 8 reps"...you couldn't do that with a chain hoist.. ::)
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: The Showstoppa on April 18, 2006, 09:31:22 AM
hmmm...you sure are a "tough guy" aren't ya...If you had done that to me,you would have been smacked in the mouth in the parking lot.You showed what a true jackass you really are.You were afraid you would get injured?If you aren't strong enough to lift it off of him(hahaha should have been no problem for a stud like you )all you had to do was help him roll it to his waste so he could sit up with it....and who are you kid'n anyway.."nothing over the top,just 365 for 8 reps"...you couldn't do that with a chain hoist.. ::)

Another tough guy.  hahaha, you smack me in the mouth? hahaha, oh brother.  You would probably get the little chick behind the desk to "back you up." hahahaha
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: Dingleberry on April 18, 2006, 09:31:55 AM
Always got his ballcap cockeyed like somebody just slapped him.

hahaha.
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Post by: drkaje on April 18, 2006, 09:32:29 AM
hmmm...you sure are a "tough guy" aren't ya...If you had done that to me,you would have been smacked in the mouth in the parking lot.You showed what a true jackass you really are.You were afraid you would get injured?If you aren't strong enough to lift it off of him(hahaha should have been no problem for a stud like you )all you had to do was help him roll it to his waste so he could sit up with it....and who are you kid'n anyway.."nothing over the top,just 365 for 8 reps"...you couldn't do that with a chain hoist.. ::)

Dude,

A kid who can't get 135 off his chest in the gym ain't smackin' nobody in the mouth outside, LOL!
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Post by: Man of Steel on April 18, 2006, 09:35:41 AM
Another tough guy.  hahaha, you smack me in the mouth? hahaha, oh brother.  You would probably get the little chick behind the desk to "back you up." hahahaha

AHAHAHAAHAH!!!!  Yes, he is gayer than a vegan diet!



MOS
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: alexxx on April 18, 2006, 09:38:21 AM
Let me put your pics here to keep eveyone from having to bounce around..



lol @ candidates pics ahhahahaha I am not gonna bash you just gonna say that first of all you are no where near my weight and second I looked better than you before I ever touched a weight.
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Post by: SS on April 18, 2006, 09:45:17 AM
hmmm...you sure are a "tough guy" aren't ya...If you had done that to me,you would have been smacked in the mouth in the parking lot.You showed what a true jackass you really are.You were afraid you would get injured?If you aren't strong enough to lift it off of him(hahaha should have been no problem for a stud like you )all you had to do was help him roll it to his waste so he could sit up with it....and who are you kid'n anyway.."nothing over the top,just 365 for 8 reps"...you couldn't do that with a chain hoist.. ::)
looks like you really struck a nerve with this guy!
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Post by: gtbro1 on April 18, 2006, 09:46:41 AM
Another tough guy.  hahaha, you smack me in the mouth? hahaha, oh brother.  You would probably get the little chick behind the desk to "back you up." hahahaha

No ...I would just do it myself....MOS...do you honestly think that your lame jokes are funny?I mean seriously..Can't you do better than that?.. are you really that dumb that all you can ever come up with is "He is gayer than"..jokes.LMFAO.. :D  :-*
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Post by: alexxx on April 18, 2006, 09:50:57 AM
really? ok.      the only one i have is a back double bi from about a month ago...does alexxx have a back double bi picture?


Its says the date on your pics dumbass ::)


House of Pain... you borrowed that shirt from your mother? 

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D


Work more the weights and less your mouth little guy ;)
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Post by: drkaje on April 18, 2006, 09:53:47 AM
Funny,

Yesterday I was setting up for decline bp and was at a weight where I like to have a spotter sometimes. There were only a few guys around I could even trust to get the weight off me.

Just before asking, I thought about this thread and decided to go without a spotter, after laughing my ass off for a second. :)
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Post by: gtbro1 on April 18, 2006, 09:55:55 AM
looks like you really struck a nerve with this guy!

No he didn't strike a nerve...I just think it is comical that he starts a thread like this laughing about how he was a total prick to some kid.Yeah  he is 100% right that the kid shouldn't have tried to lift it without a spot, and it  wasn't his problem,but that isn't the point.It is just common courtesy to help someone in a situation like that.Would it be any different at all if it were some big dude that normally benches 400 and for whatever reason got 315 stuck on his chest and needed help?
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Post by: The Showstoppa on April 18, 2006, 09:56:31 AM
looks like you really struck a nerve with this guy!

Maybe he is the little guy in my gym?  
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Post by: The Showstoppa on April 18, 2006, 09:57:57 AM
Funny,

Yesterday I was setting up for decline bp and was at a weight where I like to have a spotter sometimes. There were only a few guys around I could even trust to get the weight off me.

Just before asking, I thought about this thread and decided to go without a spotter, after laughing my ass off for a second. :)

Did the desk chick have to help you?
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: alexxx on April 18, 2006, 09:58:46 AM
Ok I'll admit it. I got stuck under that weight once on my final set of my final reps when I was a kid. Never hapened again!
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: The Showstoppa on April 18, 2006, 10:00:14 AM
Ok I'll admit it. I got stuck under that weight once on my final set of my final reps when I was a kid. Never hapened again!

Translation...this happened to alexxx last week.
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: drkaje on April 18, 2006, 10:00:33 AM
No, the desk chick doesn't look like she's even walked by a weight.

There is one hottie working there but she wasn't on and is too small to help with something like that. And there's no way I'd be able to lift while staring up at her cooter.
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: SS on April 18, 2006, 10:03:02 AM
No he didn't strike a nerve...I just think it is comical that he starts a thread like this laughing about how he was a total prick to some kid.Yeah  
i just think it's comical that he has strung you guys along for 11pgs ;D
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: alexxx on April 18, 2006, 10:03:34 AM
Translation...this happened to alexxx last week.

Yes you caught me... don't tell anyone!  >:(  ;D
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: drkaje on April 18, 2006, 10:04:08 AM
i just think it's comical that he has strung you guys along for 11pgs ;D

Shhhhhhhh!
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Post by: gtbro1 on April 18, 2006, 10:04:53 AM
i just think it's comical that he has strung you guys along for 11pgs ;D

lol...good point.
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Post by: Man of Steel on April 18, 2006, 10:05:46 AM
No ...I would just do it myself....MOS...do you honestly think that your lame jokes are funny?I mean seriously..Can't you do better than that?.. are you really that dumb that all you can ever come up with is "He is gayer than"..jokes.LMFAO.. :D  :-*

AHAHAAHAHAH!!!  You're about 6 MOS posts from fashioning a noose, but my squad colleagues don't need my assistance with a little turd bump like you AHAHAAHAHAH!!!




MOS


Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: The Showstoppa on April 18, 2006, 10:06:14 AM
You guys are acting as if my story isn't true.... ;)
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Post by: gtbro1 on April 18, 2006, 10:07:20 AM
AHAHAAHAHAH!!!  You're about 6 MOS posts from fashioning a noose, but my squad colleagues don't need my assistance with a little turd bump like you AHAHAAHAHAH!!!




MOS




hahahahahahahahahahahaha haha...what are they gona do? Call me gay?...go get em who cares. ::)
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: Man of Steel on April 18, 2006, 10:08:06 AM
i just think it's comical that he has strung you guys along for 11pgs ;D

Yes Superstar, Show's thread has become quite hot.......what can you do?   Tiny tits are drawn to it like moths to a flame.....they're practically lining up and beggin to be extinguished!!



MOS
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: alexxx on April 18, 2006, 10:08:14 AM
lol I knew that Showstoppa didn't have the balls!
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: Dingleberry on April 18, 2006, 10:09:08 AM
Ok I'll admit it. I got stuck under that weight once on my final set of my final reps when I was a kid. Never hapened again!

Anyone who's ever lifted for any amount of time has got stuck. Luckily I never got stuck in a gym, but have a couple times at home.
The stupidest thing I ever did at a gym was walk straight into the end of a barbell that was racked on a shoulder press. It was right at eye level. I kept on working out with my eye all watering and shit, tying to act like it didn't hurt. hahaha
I ended up getting a minor black eye.
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: gtbro1 on April 18, 2006, 10:15:13 AM
Yes Superstar, Show's thread has become quite hot.......what can you do?   Tiny tits are drawn to it like moths to a flame.....they're practically lining up and beggin to be extinguished!!



MOS

Do you honestly not know how stupid you sound?  ::)
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: SS on April 18, 2006, 10:15:32 AM
Yes Superstar, Show's thread has become quite hot.......what can you do?   Tiny tits are drawn to it like moths to a flame.....they're practically lining up and beggin to be extinguished!!



MOS
hahaha! yes when anyone from the elite SQUAD starts a thread........... it's guaranteed to be HOT!
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: Man of Steel on April 18, 2006, 10:15:40 AM
Anyone who's ever lifted for any amount of time has got stuck. Luckily I never got stuck in a gym, but have a couple times at home.
The stupidest thing I ever did at a gym was walk straight into the end of a barbell that was racked on a shoulder press. It was right at eye level. I kept on working out with my eye all watering and shit, tying to act like it didn't hurt. hahaha
I ended up getting a minor black eye.

I never got stuck under a barbell, but I did get stuck in plate loaded leg press after I'd been lifting for a couple years....I thought I'd be Dorian Yates and go full out high intensity to failure all badass and shit.   I learned the importance of a good spotter at the end of that set LOL!!!



MOS

Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: alexxx on April 18, 2006, 10:15:54 AM
Anyone who's ever lifted for any amount of time has got stuck. Luckily I never got stuck in a gym, but have a couple times at home.
The stupidest thing I ever did at a gym was walk straight into the end of a barbell that was racked on a shoulder press. It was right at eye level. I kept on working out with my eye all watering and shit, tying to act like it didn't hurt. hahaha
I ended up getting a minor black eye.

That sounds like it hurts.

The dumbess thing I did was put eye glass cleaner into my contacts case by accident and left my contacts there for the whole night. I put my contacts on in the morining and everything went blurry and my eyes got irritated. I still took the bus for one hour to go train at the gym. I literally couldn't see shit for the whole day.
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: alexxx on April 18, 2006, 10:16:58 AM
I never got stuck under a barbell, but I did get stuck in plate loaded leg press after I'd been lifting for a couple years....I thought I'd be Dorian Yates and go full out high intensity to failure all badass and shit.   I learned the importance of a good spotter at the end of that set LOL!!!



MOS



lol @ you fool! ;D









I think it hapened to me once :(
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: Dingleberry on April 18, 2006, 10:21:34 AM
I never got stuck under a barbell, but I did get stuck in plate loaded leg press after I'd been lifting for a couple years....I thought I'd be Dorian Yates and go full out high intensity to failure all badass and shit.   I learned the importance of a good spotter at the end of that set LOL!!!



MOS




hahaha, too funny. Alexxx's contact story is funny as hell too.
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: Man of Steel on April 18, 2006, 10:24:02 AM
Do you honestly not know how stupid you sound?  ::)

AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!  Ok "gtbro1" LOL!!!  Oh brother, I bet you're the type of lady that joins the marines straight out of high school and when first approached by your drill sargeant that asks, "Holy shit look at this steaming pile of dogshit!!  Do you suck cock?!!  Why did you join my beloved core maggot?!" you reply, "Sir yes sir!!!  Heard this place had a few good men!!  So I'm here to suck some big cock, lick some taint and have some hairy balls dangled in my face.....errrr.....I mean, I'm here to serve my country sir!!"   Whew brother, as the day is long!!!



MOS 
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: Dingleberry on April 18, 2006, 10:27:45 AM
That sounds like it hurts.


Oh yeah, hurt like a bitch, was like getting punched but worst cause knuckles are softer than iron. I was trying to act like it didn't happen which is almost impossible when I could hardly even keep my eye open.
 I forgot to mention that a few days later I went to my Dad's for Thanksgiving and he took some family pictures. To this day, he has one of me on the wall with a black eye (not bad, but a nice dark spot under my eye). LOL, I laugh at my dumb ass every time I see it.
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: bigbalddaddy on April 18, 2006, 11:06:37 AM
AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!  Ok "gtbro1" LOL!!!  Oh brother, I bet you're the type of lady that joins the marines straight out of high school and when first approached by your drill sargeant that asks, "Holy shit look at this steaming pile of dogshit!!  Do you suck cock?!!  Why did you join my beloved core maggot?!" you reply, "Sir yes sir!!!  Heard this place had a few good men!!  So I'm here to suck some big cock, lick some taint and have some hairy balls dangled in my face.....errrr.....I mean, I'm here to serve my country sir!!"   Whew brother, as the day is long!!!



MOS 

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: Sir William Idol on April 18, 2006, 11:07:13 AM
candidate beats alexxx
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: candidate2025 on April 18, 2006, 11:09:40 AM
candidate beats alexxx
yeesssss.......theres one tally mark
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: Man of Steel on April 18, 2006, 11:14:15 AM
Alexxx beat off his boyfriend....does that count?




MOS
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: Dingleberry on April 18, 2006, 11:16:07 AM
yeesssss.......theres one tally mark


haha, lurking on this thread like Weed does on "Homosexuality 101" in the 18+ area.
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: candidate2025 on April 18, 2006, 11:17:02 AM

haha, lurking on this thread like Weed does on "Homosexuality 101" in the 18+ area.

no i just woke up and logged on.
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: Sir William Idol on April 18, 2006, 11:18:49 AM
Alexxx beat off his boyfriend....does that count?




MOS

yes, in fact it does count.....it was that crucial placing that secured his Mr. Hom"O" 2006 victory. 
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: SS on April 18, 2006, 12:06:56 PM

haha, lurking on this thread like Weed does on "Homosexuality 101" in the 18+ area.
hahaha! you got that right!.........careful alexxx, you have a stalker in the making ;D

candidate2025  12:04:54 PM Viewing alexxx's profile.
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: alexxx on April 18, 2006, 12:12:17 PM
hahaha! you got that right!.........careful alexxx, you have a stalker in the making ;D

candidate2025  12:04:54 PM Viewing alexxx's profile.

Oh you better believe it! I got that effect on all the little twats. There are lots of guys eyeing me in the gym. Last time it was some ab shooter's girlfriend :)
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: candidate2025 on April 18, 2006, 12:12:57 PM
hahaha! you got that right!.........careful alexxx, you have a stalker in the making ;D

candidate2025  12:04:54 PM Viewing alexxx's profile.
haha...go look at my activity log and youll see all mornign long ive been checking everymembers profile to see who has aim
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: FREAKgeek on April 18, 2006, 07:45:11 PM
I was in the middle of a set of deadlifts, nothing over the top, 365 for 8 when I notice this 150lb turd loading 135lb's on the bench behind me.  He hops around for a couple of minutes and then jumps under the weight.  I was doing a bit of stretching when I noticed the bar was in a slow downward movement, I thought maybe he is doing a negative, but then it just dead stopped on his chest.  Pause, maybe?  After about 10 seconds he raised his head, looked at me and asked if "hey man can I get a spot" to which I pointed at my lower back and told him I couldn't risk injury.  Some 110lb desk worker chick finally wrestled it off him. It was pretty damn comical. 
So I finished my 3rd set of 365 and gave him an old-school head nod greeting and left. 

you should of taken 1 45 off and let the bar tip over if you're that paranoid about your back. It was irresponsible for that guy for trying the lift but you could of shown more class.
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: gtbro1 on April 19, 2006, 01:01:13 AM
hahaha! yes when anyone from the elite SQUAD starts a thread........... it's guaranteed to be HOT!

ELITE?  ???HAHAHAHA  they are just a bunch of dorks!! LMFAO :D
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: Mars on April 19, 2006, 01:17:31 AM
"gtbro1" do you really want to get crucified like the little bag of skin you are?
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: gtbro1 on April 19, 2006, 01:52:04 AM
"gtbro1" do you really want to get crucified like the little bag of skin you are?

Crucified ???....hahahah ...PALEASE!!What can you guys do to me? NOTHING. ALL you will do is show how RETARDED you are and respond to all my posts with "I bet you're the type of guy who..." or " Yes,he is gayer than Elton John's hairdresser"...or lets see...what are some of the other "OWNINGS"  ::) I have seen..HMMM OH WELL there have been SO many classic lines from you guys,that it is hard to remember them all... ::)..YOU GUYS ARE NERDS. You act like eighth graders...your "ownings "are dumb...it might be somewhat entertaining to read,even when it is directed at me, IF THEY WERE FUNNY!!but that is just it ,they are not funny..they are stupid.Use me as a target all ya want,I could use a few good laughs...but for Gods sake..just do one thing before you guys "crucify" me...come up with some new material will ya..something that is creative..something that will make people laugh...not just the same old not funny crap you always "OWN" people with....Think hard  little boy ..I am looking forward to the crucifiction of gtbro1..it has been boring around here so please make it good...LMFAO
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: Mars on April 19, 2006, 02:05:04 AM
Crucified ???....hahahah ...PALEASE!!What can you guys do to me? NOTHING. ALL you will do is show how RETARDED you are and respond to all my posts with "I bet you're the type of guy who..." or " Yes,he is gayer than Elton John's hairdresser"...or lets see...what are some of the other "OWNINGS"  ::) I have seen..HMMM OH WELL there have been SO many classic lines from you guys,that it is hard to remember them all... ::)..YOU GUYS ARE NERDS. You act like eighth graders...your "ownings "are dumb...it might be somewhat entertaining to read,even when it is directed at me, IF THEY WERE FUNNY!!but that is just it ,they are not funny..they are stupid.Use me as a target all ya want,I could use a few good laughs...but for Gods sake..just do one thing before you guys "crucify" me...come up with some new material will ya..something that is creative..something that will make people laugh...not just the same old not funny crap you always "OWN" people with....Think hard  little boy ..I am looking forward to the crucifiction of gtbro1..it has been boring around here so please make it good...LMFAO

Brutal m.eltdown
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: gtbro1 on April 19, 2006, 02:35:12 AM
NO MARS...I wasn't melting down...I was making fun of you....LMFAO..Come on now, little boy,I expected better from YOU...out of all of you "SQUAD" jackasses .. you are the only one who has been even  remotely entertaining...I think it was your "Team MID GETS 1ST AND 2ND AND THE COVER" ...hahaha now I will give ya credit ,that was funny!...I figured you could come up with something a little more creative than your typical  m.eltdown line.You are disappointing me MARS...I want you to think hard about your next post .....make it a good one..I am hoping for some new comedy from you geniuses...after all,you did say you were going to crucify me.So let's hear it. I want to hear the best "OWNING" you guys have ever dished out.Don't post anything else to me until you have something really funny. Your reputation as "THE ELITE SQUAD" (hahaha) is on the line...show us all how stupid cool you are.I don't know how many of you there are,I am guessing just a few nerds with multiple accounts,but I will play along. 8)
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: drkaje on April 19, 2006, 05:45:01 AM
Crucified ???....hahahah ...PALEASE!!What can you guys do to me? NOTHING. ALL you will do is show how RETARDED you are and respond to all my posts with "I bet you're the type of guy who..." or " Yes,he is gayer than Elton John's hairdresser"...or lets see...what are some of the other "OWNINGS"  ::) I have seen..HMMM OH WELL there have been SO many classic lines from you guys,that it is hard to remember them all... ::)..YOU GUYS ARE NERDS. You act like eighth graders...your "ownings "are dumb...it might be somewhat entertaining to read,even when it is directed at me, IF THEY WERE FUNNY!!but that is just it ,they are not funny..they are stupid.Use me as a target all ya want,I could use a few good laughs...but for Gods sake..just do one thing before you guys "crucify" me...come up with some new material will ya..something that is creative..something that will make people laugh...not just the same old not funny crap you always "OWN" people with....Think hard  little boy ..I am looking forward to the crucifiction of gtbro1..it has been boring around here so please make it good...LMFAO

LOL!

It seems like you read a lot of The Squad's posts, LOL!
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: sarcasm on April 19, 2006, 07:17:12 AM
NO MARS...I wasn't melting down...I was making fun of you....LMFAO..Come on now, little boy,I expected better from YOU...out of all of you "SQUAD" jackasses .. you are the only one who has been even  remotely entertaining...I think it was your "Team MID GETS 1ST AND 2ND AND THE COVER" ...hahaha now I will give ya credit ,that was funny!...I figured you could come up with something a little more creative than your typical  m.eltdown line.You are disappointing me MARS...I want you to think hard about your next post .....make it a good one..I am hoping for some new comedy from you geniuses...after all,you did say you were going to crucify me.So let's hear it. I want to hear the best "OWNING" you guys have ever dished out.Don't post anything else to me until you have something really funny. Your reputation as "THE ELITE SQUAD" (hahaha) is on the line...show us all how stupid cool you are.I don't know how many of you there are,I am guessing just a few nerds with multiple accounts,but I will play along. 8)
m eltdown................. O WNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: haider on April 19, 2006, 07:21:37 AM
NO MARS...I wasn't melting down...I was making fun of you....LMFAO..Come on now, little boy,I expected better from YOU...out of all of you "SQUAD" jackasses .. you are the only one who has been even  remotely entertaining...I think it was your "Team MID GETS 1ST AND 2ND AND THE COVER" ...hahaha now I will give ya credit ,that was funny!...I figured you could come up with something a little more creative than your typical  m.eltdown line.You are disappointing me MARS...I want you to think hard about your next post .....make it a good one..I am hoping for some new comedy from you geniuses...after all,you did say you were going to crucify me.So let's hear it. I want to hear the best "OWNING" you guys have ever dished out.Don't post anything else to me until you have something really funny. Your reputation as "THE ELITE SQUAD" (hahaha) is on the line...show us all how stupid cool you are.I don't know how many of you there are,I am guessing just a few nerds with multiple accounts,but I will play along. 8)
Monster M.E.L.T.D.O.W.N in Brutal Fashion!!!!
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: Dingleberry on April 19, 2006, 07:23:47 AM
or " Yes,he is gayer than Elton John's hairdresser"

I'm flattered you remembered one of my jokes, it must have been pretty good.
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: Dingleberry on April 19, 2006, 07:24:27 AM
NO MARS...I wasn't melting down...I was making fun of you....LMFAO..Come on now, little boy,I expected better from YOU...out of all of you "SQUAD" jackasses .. you are the only one who has been even  remotely entertaining...I think it was your "Team MID GETS 1ST AND 2ND AND THE COVER" ...hahaha now I will give ya credit ,that was funny!...I figured you could come up with something a little more creative than your typical  m.eltdown line.You are disappointing me MARS...I want you to think hard about your next post .....make it a good one..I am hoping for some new comedy from you geniuses...after all,you did say you were going to crucify me.So let's hear it. I want to hear the best "OWNING" you guys have ever dished out.Don't post anything else to me until you have something really funny. Your reputation as "THE ELITE SQUAD" (hahaha) is on the line...show us all how stupid cool you are.I don't know how many of you there are,I am guessing just a few nerds with multiple accounts,but I will play along. 8)

Spontaneous human combustion
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: The Showstoppa on April 19, 2006, 07:43:59 AM
Crucified ???....hahahah ...PALEASE!!What can you guys do to me? NOTHING. ALL you will do is show how RETARDED you are and respond to all my posts with "I bet you're the type of guy who..." or " Yes,he is gayer than Elton John's hairdresser"...or lets see...what are some of the other "OWNINGS"  ::) I have seen..HMMM OH WELL there have been SO many classic lines from you guys,that it is hard to remember them all... ::)..YOU GUYS ARE NERDS. You act like eighth graders...your "ownings "are dumb...it might be somewhat entertaining to read,even when it is directed at me, IF THEY WERE FUNNY!!but that is just it ,they are not funny..they are stupid.Use me as a target all ya want,I could use a few good laughs...but for Gods sake..just do one thing before you guys "crucify" me...come up with some new material will ya..something that is creative..something that will make people laugh...not just the same old not funny crap you always "OWN" people with....Think hard  little boy ..I am looking forward to the crucifiction of gtbro1..it has been boring around here so please make it good...LMFAO

hahahahaha, epic, hahahahaha
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: blondmusclhunk on April 19, 2006, 08:56:14 AM
I was new at one time and I made mistakes but I tried to be a safe as I could. And never tried to lift too heavy, but I read a lot on bb most guys dont.  Using too much weight or not using collars is a pet peeve of mine. Guys that dont use them I guess they feel stronger??  I always use them.  I give tips to any new guy i see doing something wrong in hopes that it will greatly benefit him.  I always sought advice and took advice from experinced guys.  Although sometimes you may tell one guy something and he will take it so personally like your attacking him or something.  But maybe one day they may say he was right after all.
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: sarcasm on April 19, 2006, 08:57:48 AM
I was new at one time and I made mistakes but I tried to be a safe as I could. And never tried to lift too heavy, but I read a lot on bb most guys dont.  Using too much weight or not using collars is a pet peeve of mine. Guys that dont use them I guess they feel stronger??  I always use them.  I give tips to any new guy i see doing something wrong in hopes that it will greatly benefit him.  I always sought advice and took advice from experinced guys.  Although sometimes you may tell one guy something and he will take it so personally like your attacking him or something.  But maybe one day they may say he was right after all.

you sound like a HUGE guy "blondmusclhulk", hahahaha. ::)
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: LuciusFox on April 19, 2006, 09:08:05 AM
 In all likelihood, the kid learned his lesson and will get a spot next time. We have all made mistakes, that's how we gain experience.
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: Dingleberry on April 19, 2006, 09:09:05 AM
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Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: anvil on April 19, 2006, 09:10:51 AM
Cool socks!!

I don't want to know where you came up with that picture...
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: SS on April 19, 2006, 09:11:08 AM
In all likelihood, the kid learned his lesson and will get a spot next time. We have all made mistakes, that's how we gain experience.
is that how you got to your massive 160lb bench....
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: LuciusFox on April 19, 2006, 09:14:15 AM
is that how you got to your massive 160lb bench....

 160 is my current weight. I benched 187 once, that's my max, and I also benched 185 at a bodyweight of only 155, raw and drug-free.
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: sarcasm on April 19, 2006, 09:15:19 AM
160 is my current weight. I benched 187 once, that's my max, and I also benched 185 at a bodyweight of only 155, raw and drug-free.
"185 raw and drug free", hahahaha, if you need drugs and a shirt to bench 185 you're a sad little bitch.
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: SS on April 19, 2006, 09:15:51 AM
160 is my current weight. I benched 187 once, that's my max, and I also benched 185 at a bodyweight of only 155, raw and drug-free.
LOL "raw and drug free"
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: anvil on April 19, 2006, 09:27:47 AM
come on, drug free maybe but you surely had on a bench shirt!  It would be too mind-boggling to attempt without :o
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: gtbro1 on April 19, 2006, 09:31:27 AM
I'm flattered you remembered one of my jokes, it must have been pretty good.

That one wasn't too bad.....but Mars has you beat with his "TEAM MID GETS 1ST AND 2ND AND THE COVER!!"
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: alexxx on April 19, 2006, 09:50:41 AM
lol I am sure within 3 months lucius will be beating you sarcasm. I am sure he is already beatin mars!
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: The Showstoppa on April 19, 2006, 09:53:34 AM
160 is my current weight. I benched 187 once, that's my max, and I also benched 185 at a bodyweight of only 155, raw and drug-free.

Lucius, you should make your tag line "raw and drug free."
 hahaha classic.
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: Man of Steel on April 19, 2006, 10:00:54 AM
Lucius you should just go suck a fat cock.




MOS
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: drkaje on April 19, 2006, 11:27:42 AM
160 is my current weight. I benched 187 once, that's my max, and I also benched 185 at a bodyweight of only 155, raw and drug-free.

Good gimmick account but couldn't you have used semi-impressive numbers?
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: LuciusFox on April 19, 2006, 11:37:12 AM
Good gimmick account but couldn't you have used semi-impressive numbers?

 I'm not a gimmick account and these are my real numbers. Seriously, I am just not that strong. :-[
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: anvil on April 19, 2006, 11:40:28 AM
Just keep at it, man.  Time and hard work can do amazing things, so don't get discouraged 8)
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: LuciusFox on April 19, 2006, 11:43:32 AM
Just keep at it, man.  Time and hard work can do amazing things, so don't get discouraged 8)

 Thanks, but bench will never be my thing. I have a skinny chest and long skinny arms. Helps on the deadlift though ;D
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: alexxx on April 19, 2006, 11:44:25 AM
yeah budday! I remember when I was struggling with 115 pound incline benches for 8-10 reps. I made up my mind that the weight is not the boss of me and loaded 135 for 4 sets of 5 reps getting angry at it without a spot. It worked got stronger faster and now have done 275 for 6 reps. Its in your mind Lucius get angry in the gym! think about all the assholes on this board ;)
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: LuciusFox on April 19, 2006, 11:48:42 AM
yeah budday! I remember when I was struggling with 115 pound incline benches for 8-10 reps. I made up my mind that the weight is not the boss of me and loaded 135 for 4 sets of 5 reps getting angry at it without a spot. It worked got stronger faster and now have done 275 for 6 reps. Its in your mind Lucius get angry in the gym! think about all the assholes on this board ;)

 You're right. I should storm into the gym with bloodshot eyes and a chip on my shoulder! >:(
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: alexxx on April 19, 2006, 11:51:57 AM
You're right. I should storm into the gym with bloodshot eyes and a chip on my shoulder! >:(

Yeah baby go get them weights and teach them not to mess with you! You are a WARRIOR!!
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: anvil on April 19, 2006, 11:53:33 AM
yeah budday! I remember when I was struggling with 115 pound incline benches for 8-10 reps. I made up my mind that the weight is not the boss of me and loaded 135 for 4 sets of 5 reps getting angry at it without a spot. It worked got stronger faster and now have done 275 for 6 reps. Its in your mind Lucius get angry in the gym! think about all the assholes on this board ;)

5 reps was a great strength builder for me too.  Two summers ago I spent my bench workouts doing 5 sets of 5 reps and my max went from 345 to 405 in 12 weeks.  It felt awesome, and I only weighed 203 at the time.
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: Dingleberry on April 19, 2006, 11:56:37 AM
My motto has always been - If you can do more than 6 reps, up your weight. Has always worked for me.
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: blondmusclhunk on April 19, 2006, 12:16:06 PM
Hey sarcasm. Im not HUGE!!!! Im damn big though at six foot 240.  Besides I try to be cool to the new guys at the gym weve all been there before
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: T-Bag on April 19, 2006, 12:54:38 PM
Unbelieveable that a thread started about an incident that never even happened has made it to 14 pages  ::).  Even more unbelieveable is that I read every word of it  :-\.
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: Tap Out on April 19, 2006, 12:59:08 PM
Unbelieveable that a thread started about an incident that never even happened has made it to 14 pages  ::).  Even more unbelieveable is that I read every word of it  :-\.
even more unbelievable is your screen name is T-Bag.......gayer than  clay aitken wearing hot pants.
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: T-Bag on April 19, 2006, 01:03:01 PM
I took on this name after your mother kept requesting them from me  :D
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: Tap Out on April 19, 2006, 01:06:17 PM
I took on this name after your mother kept requesting them from me  :D

riiiiight.......you t-bag women. ::)
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: T-Bag on April 19, 2006, 01:12:20 PM
You asking for one too?  Sorry bro - no can do.
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: Tap Out on April 19, 2006, 01:17:13 PM
You asking for one too?  Sorry bro - no can do.
sorry i don't want one, but you can try this place www.musclemayhem.com. nobody will turn you down there.
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: Gordon_Gekko on April 19, 2006, 02:08:03 PM
160 is my current weight. I benched 187 once, that's my max, and I also benched 185 at a bodyweight of only 155, raw and drug-free.

Was that with a pause, or "touch and go"?
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: LuciusFox on April 19, 2006, 02:10:57 PM
Was that with a pause, or "touch and go"?

 With a pause. All of my max lifts are with textbook form. Squats are ass-to-the-grass and deadlifts involve no hitching.
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: SS on April 19, 2006, 02:12:06 PM
With a pause. All of my max lifts are with textbook form. Squats are ass-to-the-grass and deadlifts involve no hitching.
and don't forget "raw and drug free" ;D
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: LuciusFox on April 19, 2006, 02:13:28 PM
and don't forget "raw and drug free" ;D

 I don't even use supplements because they are unnatural and against the will of Jesus Christ.
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: SS on April 19, 2006, 02:15:51 PM
I don't even use supplements because they are unnatural and against the will of Jesus Christ.
yeah but so is sucking your boyfreinds cock!
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: LuciusFox on April 19, 2006, 02:23:02 PM
yeah but so is sucking your boyfreinds cock!

 That is perfectly natural, but also against the will of JC. I don't do it, though. In fact, I've only thought about it a handful of times, and everybody thinks about it,so it's no big deal.
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: gibberj2 on April 19, 2006, 03:18:39 PM
dude you don't take supplements?
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: alexxx on April 19, 2006, 03:19:39 PM
dude you don't take supplements?

dude you take supplements?
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: The Showstoppa on April 19, 2006, 03:24:31 PM
dude you don't take supplements?

the only supplements Lucius takes is protein straight from alexxx's tap.
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: alexxx on April 19, 2006, 03:32:22 PM
the only supplements Lucius takes is protein straight from alexxx's tap.

Show are you mad at your boy wonder friends from the squat because they no longer respect you?
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: LuciusFox on April 19, 2006, 04:23:54 PM
the only supplements Lucius takes is protein straight from alexxx's tap.

 Please leave your fantasies on the the Sex Board and in your bedroom.
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: nzmusclemonster on April 19, 2006, 04:27:17 PM
when did using wit cease to be funny. if you are to retort someone why must the use of his penis or someone elses penis be used?
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: LuciusFox on April 19, 2006, 04:29:09 PM
when did using wit cease to be funny. if you are to retort someone why must the use of his penis or someone elses penis be used?
 

  I don't know why so many are intellectually lazy. "You're gay" comments are very tiresome.
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: nzmusclemonster on April 19, 2006, 04:30:34 PM
yes some people here need to start acting their age and not their shoe size
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: SS on April 19, 2006, 04:32:11 PM
 

  I don't know why so many are intellectually lazy. "You're gay" comments are very tiresome.
this from a guy with 2900 post in 3 weeks and more then half are "me1tdown" or "dwarfs you" ::)
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: LuciusFox on April 19, 2006, 04:44:25 PM
this from a guy with 2900 post in 3 weeks and more then half are "me1tdown" or "dwarfs you" ::)

    I barely posted those two phrases. They made up less than 10% of my posts. And they certainly weren't insults, just statements of fact or informed guesses.
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: FREAKgeek on April 19, 2006, 05:21:22 PM
so 10% of 2927 is 292 times.
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: LuciusFox on April 19, 2006, 05:24:00 PM
so 10% of 2927 is 292 times.

  Which sounds about right ;D But comparatively, I haven't posted them that much. In fact, it is probably more like 5%.
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: gtbro1 on April 20, 2006, 12:23:17 AM
when did using wit cease to be funny. if you are to retort someone why must the use of his penis or someone elses penis be used?

because they are probably in the eighth grade and they are nerds...
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: ignorance on April 20, 2006, 12:30:52 AM
yeah budday! I remember when I was struggling with 115 pound incline benches for 8-10 reps. I made up my mind that the weight is not the boss of me and loaded 135 for 4 sets of 5 reps getting angry at it without a spot. It worked got stronger faster and now have done 275 for 6 reps. Its in your mind Lucius get angry in the gym! think about all the assholes on this board ;)

Alex the last thing I want to think about in the gym before a big lift is people on a bodybuilding forum that talk to much about this that and the other thing that doesn't really matter but the weight in front of you. Alex focus on what matters.

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Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: The Showstoppa on April 20, 2006, 06:31:37 AM
when did using wit cease to be funny. if you are to retort someone why must the use of his penis or someone elses penis be used?

minimelt
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: stone_cold_steve on April 20, 2006, 07:15:21 AM
If the barbell somehow landed on his throat and he was chocking, would you have helped him??
Just asking.
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: The Showstoppa on April 20, 2006, 08:32:13 AM
If the barbell somehow landed on his throat and he was chocking, would you have helped him??
Just asking.

Good question.  I would have to weigh whether he could hangon long enough for the desk chick vs. a possible lower back injury.  I'm really not sure, I guess it's one of those things where you don't know what you would do until it happens.
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: Dingleberry on April 20, 2006, 08:40:03 AM
yes some people here need to start acting their age and not their shoe size

And some people need to find some newer material if they're going to comment on other peoples choice of humor.

"act your age and not your sandal size"  - Moses. 1400 BC
Title: Re: Monday gym story !!!!!!!!
Post by: alexxx on April 20, 2006, 08:44:04 AM
Alex the last thing I want to think about in the gym before a big lift is people on a bodybuilding forum that talk to much about this that and the other thing that doesn't really matter but the weight in front of you. Alex focus on what matters.

(http://greywolf.critter.net/images/ironclaw/standups/icsu03/marker-focus.gif)

Don't worry baby I got the eye of the tiger thing going on now so training is balls to the walls. :o
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Post by: Harry R. M. Pitts on April 20, 2006, 08:50:37 AM
yeah budday! I remember when I was struggling with 115 pound incline benches for 8-10 reps. I made up my mind that the weight is not the boss of me and loaded 135 for 4 sets of 5 reps getting angry at it without a spot. It worked got stronger faster and now have done 275 for 6 reps. Its in your mind Lucius get angry in the gym! think about all the assholes on this board ;)

Alex, their is no way your skinny ass 14" long little arms would hold 275 for 6 reps on incline presses!  Come on get real.
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Post by: alexxx on April 20, 2006, 08:59:24 AM
Alex, their is no way your skinny ass 14" long little arms would hold 275 for 6 reps on incline presses!  Come on get real.

Thanks skinny little man.
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Post by: drkaje on April 20, 2006, 09:02:50 AM
Please don't forget Bonesacked.
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Post by: The Showstoppa on April 20, 2006, 09:18:30 AM
Please don't forget Bonesacked.

Please don't encourage the rabble to use copyrighted SQUAD material.
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Post by: alexxx on April 20, 2006, 09:21:27 AM
Thanks bonesacked skinny little man.
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Post by: candidate2025 on April 20, 2006, 09:24:02 AM
Thanks bonesacked skinny little man.
who you calling skinny? ;D aha.....thats like a muslim calling americans radical.

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Post by: sarcasm on April 20, 2006, 09:25:16 AM
hahahaha, monster hamstrings.
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Post by: alexxx on April 20, 2006, 09:26:47 AM
The first pic is not me medford..
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Post by: FREAKgeek on April 20, 2006, 09:29:27 AM
yeah you wouldn't want to take credit for that
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Post by: candidate2025 on April 20, 2006, 09:32:21 AM
The first pic is not me medford..
whats that alexxxx??ohhhhhh   ahaha  ;D
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Post by: candidate2025 on April 20, 2006, 09:39:42 AM
 ;Dusher has a more muscular physique!!!
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Post by: LuciusFox on April 20, 2006, 09:44:11 AM
And some people need to find some newer material if they're going to comment on other peoples choice of humor.

"act your age and not your sandal size"  - Moses. 1400 BC

 Newer material is not needed, or even preferable, given the consistency of human nature.
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Post by: Dingleberry on April 20, 2006, 10:09:19 AM
Newer material is not needed, or even preferable, given the consistency of human nature.

  Sorry professor, but yes, newer material is not only desired, but needed as well. Human nature is curious. Curiosity is the quest for new knowledge, and that quest is the essence of learning. By reading the post right now, you are an example of that.
  As a great man said many years ago – “Owned”


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Post by: LuciusFox on April 20, 2006, 10:11:25 AM
  Sorry professor, but yes, newer material is not only desired, but needed as well. Human nature is curious. Curiosity is the quest for new knowledge, and that quest is the essence of learning. By reading the post right now, you are an example of that.
  As a great man said many years ago – “Owned”




   There are more current phrases, but an insult is an insult. I don't know what the professor remark was all about. I'm not a professor anywhere.
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Post by: Capt._America on April 20, 2006, 10:16:21 AM
It's assholes like you that get people discouraged from working out, would not have killed you to help the guy, give him a few pointers and spotted him on next set, newbies need the old schoolers, like me, to help them out so they don't get embarassed or intimidated, dude we are all brothers in the gym, so stop acting like assholes or we are better than the smaller guys cause we are bigger, remember, someone helped you out when you started.
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Post by: Dingleberry on April 20, 2006, 10:36:18 AM
   There are more current phrases, but an insult is an insult. I don't know what the professor remark was all about. I'm not a professor anywhere.

 You are correct, an insult is an insult - "yes some people here need to start acting their age and not their shoe size". I simply replied to his with one of my own. Besides, I don’t think you have any room to talk considering many of the people you replied to with “dwarfed” or “m e l t d o w n” probably felt insulted.
 We all know that posting on this board can lead to people ragging on you; in this case “nzmusclemonster”  knew that before he even hit the "Post" button.

This board is full of people cracking on each other, and you know what? 90%+ of the people think it's funny as hell. Such attacks are entertainment. There are plenty of "gentler, kinder” boards out there for anyone who is willing to look, but the truth is, they aren't 10% as entertaining as this one.

I called you professor because your post came off like you were above us “primitives”, and although in some of your posts you might act a little more civilized, in others you are right at our level, banging bones over peoples heads.
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Post by: Necrosis on April 20, 2006, 10:38:58 AM
showstoppa, your father must have been taking some serious shit to press 450 in college, i'm surprised you dont have spina bifida with the sperm count your dad was producing, and the motility issues, i bet your eyes dont line up right, and you only have one ball, hahahahhahhahahahah

225 for ten on military is nothing bitch i pressed 350 the other day and im only 21, your a pussy dude so stop bragging and grilling people when your the one who started a thread talking about how you could have hurt your back while spotting 135, be a fucking man and fucking help the kid bitch, i bet you and mos do  the double squat with MOS exsposing the reason they call him MOS, hahahhaahahha, man this is too easy, you keep posting pussy numbers, fuck lie a bit and make yourself look like you can lift something you monster, haahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaha hahhahahahahhhhhhhhhhhhh ahahhaahhahahah......... ........................ ........................ ........................ ........................ .......... fag
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Post by: The Showstoppa on April 20, 2006, 10:49:44 AM
showstoppa, your father must have been taking some serious shit to press 450 in college, i'm surprised you dont have spina bifida with the sperm count your dad was producing, and the motility issues, i bet your eyes dont line up right, and you only have one ball, hahahahhahhahahahah

225 for ten on military is nothing bitch i pressed 350 the other day and im only 21, your a pussy dude so stop bragging and grilling people when your the one who started a thread talking about how you could have hurt your back while spotting 135, be a fucking man and fucking help the kid bitch, i bet you and mos do  the double squat with MOS exsposing the reason they call him MOS, hahahhaahahha, man this is too easy, you keep posting pussy numbers, f**k lie a bit and make yourself look like you can lift something you monster, haahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaha hahhahahahahhhhhhhhhhhhh ahahhaahhahahah......... ........................ ........................ ........................ ........................ .......... fag

What, polesmoker?  I never mentioned my dad, you must have me mixed up with MOS.
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Post by: Man of Steel on April 20, 2006, 10:52:25 AM
What, polesmoker?  I never mentioned my dad, you must have me mixed up with MOS.

He must, but with those verbal skills at 21 you know he comes from family of dribblin retards.
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Post by: Dingleberry on April 20, 2006, 10:53:00 AM
225 for ten on military is nothing bitch i pressed 350 the other day and im only 21,

You military pressed 350?

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Post by: The Showstoppa on April 20, 2006, 10:55:01 AM
You military pressed 350?



I didn't know Mark Henry was posting on here.  ::)
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Post by: Man of Steel on April 20, 2006, 11:04:08 AM
I didn't know Mark Henry was posting on here.  ::)

I met Mark Henry in one of my old dungeon-gyms and he sounds nothin like this babblin, peterpuffin retard.
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Post by: Dingleberry on April 20, 2006, 11:20:49 AM
You military press 350?  Congratulations...  You're one the strongest men in the world.   

And possibly THE strongest gay 21 year old to do so.
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Post by: alexxx on April 20, 2006, 11:23:07 AM
showstoppa, your father must have been taking some serious shit to press 450 in college, i'm surprised you dont have spina bifida with the sperm count your dad was producing, and the motility issues, i bet your eyes dont line up right, and you only have one ball, hahahahhahhahahahah

225 for ten on military is nothing bitch i pressed 350 the other day and im only 21, your a pussy dude so stop bragging and grilling people when your the one who started a thread talking about how you could have hurt your back while spotting 135, be a fucking man and fucking help the kid bitch, i bet you and mos do  the double squat with MOS exsposing the reason they call him MOS, hahahhaahahha, man this is too easy, you keep posting pussy numbers, f**k lie a bit and make yourself look like you can lift something you monster, haahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaha hahhahahahahhhhhhhhhhhhh ahahhaahhahahah......... ........................ ........................ ........................ ........................ .......... fag

Derik Anthony?
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Post by: Dingleberry on April 20, 2006, 11:26:50 AM
I forgot to add something to my last post -

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHA AAAAAHAHHAAHAHHAAHHAHAHA HHAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHA.... .[breath]...HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAH AHAAAAAAHAHHAAHAHHAAHHAH AHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHA. ..[cough, cough]...HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAH AHAAAAAAHAHHAAHAHHAAHHAH AHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHA 
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Post by: Necrosis on April 20, 2006, 11:48:17 AM
man, for real though this site is some of the funniest shit i ever read man. i laughed my ass off, derik anthony? funny as hell, when people grill each other it is fucking hilarious. 

but on a serious note, a 350 pound shoulder press is not world class.
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Post by: Dingleberry on April 20, 2006, 12:06:58 PM
man, for real though this site is some of the funniest shit i ever read man. i laughed my ass off, derik anthony? funny as hell, when people grill each other it is fucking hilarious. 

but on a serious note, a 350 pound shoulder press is not world class.

Yes, this site is hilarious, I feel the same way. But you are about to get a "Comedy Gold" award if you say you can shoulder press 350 at 21 years old.

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Post by: anvil on April 20, 2006, 12:41:26 PM
A 350 pound military press?  Okay, let's just be clear... being in the military and leg pressing 350 pounds is not a "350 pound military press" ;D ;D
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Post by: sarcasm on April 20, 2006, 12:45:32 PM
A 350 pound military press?  Okay, let's just be clear... being in the military and leg pressing 350 pounds is not a "350 pound military press" ;D ;D
he meant that he military pressed 35 pounds for 10 reps.
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Post by: Necrosis on April 20, 2006, 01:15:28 PM
seated shoulder press of 350, yes i did it yesterday, i am going to videotape it and i will post it here if i can, if i do this i want you to admit you suck cock, and i am 21, and another unbeliveable thing is im natural, not fucking with you, im sure until i post the video i'll get grilled but when i do post it i guess their will be no doubt
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Post by: Necrosis on April 20, 2006, 01:18:34 PM
what if i said i can curl 100 pound db in each arm, does that sound like alot because i will post that also. guess im just strong for a 21 year old, people like alexx make me laugh with their normal lifts and try and play them up in every post and dont prove shit.
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Post by: Dingleberry on April 20, 2006, 01:21:08 PM
A 350 pound military press?  Okay, let's just be clear... being in the military and leg pressing 350 pounds is not a "350 pound military press" ;D ;D

You sure it doesn't mean - With his gag-reflexes subdued and his mouth wide open, he pressed his chin against his 350 pound life-partner's nuts. All while watching that military show with his favorite actor, Gomer Pyle, USMC.

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Post by: anvil on April 20, 2006, 02:19:26 PM
You sure it doesn't mean - With his gag-reflexes subdued and his mouth wide open, he pressed his chin against his 350 pound life-partner's nuts. All while watching that military show with his favorite actor, Gomer Pyle, USMC.


That's not very nice...

I like the Will Ferrell hippie dude in yer avatar 8)
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Post by: LuciusFox on April 20, 2006, 02:27:50 PM
You are correct, an insult is an insult - "yes some people here need to start acting their age and not their shoe size". I simply replied to his with one of my own. Besides, I don’t think you have any room to talk considering many of the people you replied to with “dwarfed” or “m e l t d o w n” probably felt insulted.
 We all know that posting on this board can lead to people ragging on you; in this case “nzmusclemonster”  knew that before he even hit the "Post" button.

This board is full of people cracking on each other, and you know what? 90%+ of the people think it's funny as hell. Such attacks are entertainment. There are plenty of "gentler, kinder” boards out there for anyone who is willing to look, but the truth is, they aren't 10% as entertaining as this one.

I called you professor because your post came off like you were above us “primitives”, and although in some of your posts you might act a little more civilized, in others you are right at our level, banging bones over peoples heads.


  Telling people that they need to act their age is not an insult, it's sage advice. I don't think I hurt any feelings with my "dwarfed" and "meltdown" comments. ;D If I hurt your feelings, I apologize.  :D
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Post by: alexxx on April 20, 2006, 02:29:15 PM
what if i said i can curl 100 pound db in each arm, does that sound like alot because i will post that also. guess im just strong for a 21 year old, people like alexx make me laugh with their normal lifts and try and play them up in every post and dont prove shit.

I am a natural and can probably curl that weight you little whiny homosapasian!
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Post by: Dingleberry on April 20, 2006, 02:29:49 PM
That's not very nice...

I like the Will Ferrell hippie dude in yer avatar 8)

It's from a classic SNL skit, you have to watch it, one of the funniest ever.

http://www.funnyhub.com/videos/pages/snl-more-cowbell.html (http://www.funnyhub.com/videos/pages/snl-more-cowbell.html)
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Post by: gibberj2 on April 20, 2006, 05:05:28 PM
I'm rowing 150 now!!! What a beast! Monster lats!
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Post by: SS on April 20, 2006, 05:30:04 PM
seated shoulder press of 350, yes i did it yesterday, i am going to videotape it and i will post it here if i can, if i do this i want you to admit you suck cock, and i am 21, and another unbeliveable thing is im natural, not fucking with you, im sure until i post the video i'll get grilled but when i do post it i guess their will be no doubt
free weights?
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Post by: gibberj2 on April 20, 2006, 05:35:28 PM
i saw you posted after me superstar. i'm surprised you didn't take a shot.
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Post by: SS on April 20, 2006, 05:45:59 PM
i saw you posted after me superstar. i'm surprised you didn't take a shot.
I think we're even..no?
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Post by: gibberj2 on April 20, 2006, 05:48:28 PM
i don't want no problems wit you...
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Post by: SS on April 20, 2006, 05:52:52 PM
i don't want no problems wit you...
it's all good brother ;D
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Post by: gibberj2 on April 20, 2006, 05:57:12 PM
ok now that it's all good...

I'm about to go to the gym and work back and shoulders again. My strength is kinda down from the cutting i did but my dumbell shoulder presses are at their strongest. 60's 6 good reps. When i work back first and at the end i do reverse pec deck followed by presses, followed by lateral raises it's making my shoulders look much better in a back double biceps. The posterior delts are finally coming up. I'm resting my 6 eggs, 2 packs of oatmeal, 4 oz milk shake before i go hit the weight hard. what kinda dumbells do you press superstar?
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Post by: SS on April 20, 2006, 06:06:26 PM
ok now that it's all good...

I'm about to go to the gym and work back and shoulders again. My strength is kinda down from the cutting i did but my dumbell shoulder presses are at their strongest. 60's 6 good reps. When i work back first and at the end i do reverse pec deck followed by presses, followed by lateral raises it's making my shoulders look much better in a back double biceps. The posterior delts are finally coming up. I'm resting my 6 eggs, 2 packs of oatmeal, 4 oz milk shake before i go hit the weight hard. what kinda dumbells do you press superstar?
jeez i'm not sure! i mainly do bb on military but i'll do them on incline, and i work up to the 150's :-\
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Post by: sarcasm on April 21, 2006, 07:27:28 AM
ok now that it's all good...

I'm about to go to the gym and work back and shoulders again. My strength is kinda down from the cutting i did but my dumbell shoulder presses are at their strongest. 60's 6 good reps. When i work back first and at the end i do reverse pec deck followed by presses, followed by lateral raises it's making my shoulders look much better in a back double biceps. The posterior delts are finally coming up. I'm resting my 6 eggs, 2 packs of oatmeal, 4 oz milk shake before i go hit the weight hard. what kinda dumbells do you press superstar?
hahahaha, it always makes me laugh when guys with no muscle talk about "cutting".
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Post by: Mars on April 21, 2006, 07:30:06 AM
hahahaha, it always makes me laugh when guys with no muscle talk about "cutting".

So true. how can you be happy with yourself if you are sliced and diced and look like a mens health cover twat haha.
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Post by: Dingleberry on April 21, 2006, 07:34:37 AM
I'm still waiting to see this guy prove his 350lb military press.
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Post by: sarcasm on April 21, 2006, 07:36:17 AM
I'm still waiting to see this guy prove his 350lb military press.
don't hold your breath.
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Post by: anvil on April 21, 2006, 08:41:46 AM
Yeah, "ismokepole" probably failed to mention that he did the lift on the hammer strength machine.
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Post by: bigbalddaddy on April 21, 2006, 10:08:22 AM
Yeah, "ismokepole" probably failed to mention that he did the lift on the hammer strength machine.

with 2 spotters!