HAHAHAHAHAH Sounds like a real man doesnt he HAHAHAHAH
True story - A woman takes her dog into the Vet and sees Lard Homo sitting there with his. When he asks her what's wrong, she says, "It's little Max - he keeps humping everything in sight. So I'm here to get him neutered" to which Lard Homo says, "Yeah, my 'big boy' here is doing the same thing too. But I'm not getting him neutered. I'm just getting his nails trimmed so he won't scratch me when he does it" hahahahahahaha