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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: Bam-bam on August 13, 2012, 06:46:04 PM
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Its about time this solid getbiger gets his own thread. Always sharing his wisdom and useful experiences, and he rarely trolls (unless you are a 120lbs ab shooting twink or have a name that starts with sherief and ends with shalaby). Many times after reading his posts I get the feeling that he is like older brother I never had, true story. And he never posts shit about things he doesnt know about, a trait very rare around these parts that I really admire.
So what about we make a collection of the all time best posts from the man? Im sure there are lots of gems out there that can be all agregated for the utility of old and new users and the many generations to come.
I start:
Groink abot Jean Claude Van Damme aka the french fag
TRUE STORY
I got into a scuffle with him.and his security guys in Atlantic city about 6 years ago. I was with the previous hot chick I posted pics of here, with the big tits.
We were chilling and he kept sending his guys over to invite her to his table, and at first I was cool about it, but after the third time I flipped the fuck out and went over to his table , got in his face and called him a little fucking cock.sucker , and his bodyguards got all pushy and shit.
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Wow just hit me that you might be a homosexual.
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Wow just hit me that you might be a homosexual.
you are the homo for having problems admiting another dude being cool
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this thread is fucking failure
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this thread is fucking failure
ok "Frank Clairmonte" ( ::) )
Groink on failure
very rarely go to failure..I believe in high reps and not quite full range of motion, it takes a while to find your "sweet spot" as far as how you should perform your repetitions to get the most out of them....the goal being for the muscle to be fully contracting for the majority of the time under tension....that's how you GROW.
I am an advanced bodybuilder and therefore this cannot be disputed ;D
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bam u seem ok,,,groink will either approve or never show his face in this thread,,,,
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bam u seem ok,,,groink will either approve or never show his face in this thread,,,,
he is not directly needed here, is a collection of posts, and yea he probably hates me for doing this but what the hell his posts are a (tiny) part of this board that is actually useful for something.
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Wow just hit me that you might be a homosexual.
That gave it away? It wasn't his lust for pre-op trannies that gave it away?
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all Getbig BS aside, Groink is a good man. Nuff said.
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The conan of getbig
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That gave it away? It wasn't his lust for pre-op trannies that gave it away?
groink on trannies
Re: Anyone Else get this?? PORN on main page will reselt in TIME OUT
i applaud this, enough with the pussy shots, tranny bullshit and cock shots...are you people that fucking hard up ?
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he likes chris cornell and the silversun pickups so his taste in music is very good.
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Groink owns a lot of real estate in the minds of the bottom-twinks around here.
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groink on trannies
Groink is "Jefe de Jefes", a boss of bosses.
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Bam-bam want's that old man kawk.
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he likes chris cornell and the silversun pickups so his taste in music is very good.
groink on music
I was a DJ in the 80's and 90's
HI-NRG was a specific type of dance music that was British in origin and played in gay clubs worldwide, I know about it because I read the trade magazines, was exposed to the music through other DJs and just being in the biz in general. I had some in my collection because it was truly high energy music, strong beat...not very "funky", melancholy lyrically but very big, bright sound... and some of it crossed over. S.A.W. (Stock, Aiken and Waterman) and Gorgio Moroder were the mega-producers of the genre, You could tell an SAW record from two bars. Giorgio Moroder produced "electric dreams" which was a textbook Hi-Nrg song.
A lot of todays music has that sound to it, Lady Ga Ga sounds like she was dropped from that era in time into the present. she has a little bit more "garage" sound to her but that was big in the gay clubs too.
hows that for an "expert"... and thats from my brain, no Google Fu ;D
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Bam-bam want's that old man kawk.
x2, Wes must be Jelly.
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Bam-bam want's that old man kawk.
grionk on other men hitting him
Happens all the time.., Gays love me. Bays personal taste aside ;)
And straight guys always have something to say...I went to a club with my girl for St. Patrick's day and the doorman was asking me 20 questions about training and my build.
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Groink is "Jefe de Jefes", a boss of bosses.
capi di tutti di capo
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Groink might just be Anunnaki God who helped create slave race here on Earth
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capi di tutti di capo
Groink on the mafia
They kinda ruled the world for six hundred years. I would call that noteworthy.
as far as fucking little boys, no one race has a monopoly on that.
On the other hand, I think the Mafia are a bunch of gutless, sub-human scumbags.
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all Getbig BS aside, Groink is a good man. Nuff said.
groink on wiggs
Wiggs needs to get on the "Get lean with the Mighty Groink!!!!!!" supplement plan,and blast the anuses of some fine hos
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i put my dog on groink's equipoise :D
he approves 8)
http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/402/photooxrr.jpg/
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Groink knows the truth behind area 51
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Wow just hit me that you might be a homosexual.
x2 what kind of man celebrates another man on an internet forum. Fucking weirdo!
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i put my dog on groink's equipoise :D
he approves 8)
http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/402/photooxrr.jpg/
thats one happy dog
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thats one happy dog
lol i got one baby german shepard and a small little lab for him, both girls real cute sisters..3 years old and they love him ....sad part is Dude probably gets more pussy than most getbiggers :D
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ha ha......fucking awesome, and embarassing all at the same time. thanks bam Bam :) 8)
I try and be real, that's the best way i could put it, and i talk here just like i talk in real life
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ha ha......fucking awesome, and embarassing all at the same time. thanks bam Bam :) 8)
I try and be real, that's the best way i could put it, and i talk here just like i talk in real life
Should have walked over, put your beer on on van dammes head, then used him as a foot stool.
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thread is meaningless without tanned, oiled, thonged, glittered, bedazzled, bubble bath, muscle pose pics of Groink.
all homo.
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Should have walked over, put your beer on on van dammes head, then used him as a foot stool.
His bodyguards were fucking gigantic and there were three of them, and that certainly put a damper on my "outrage"...I'm not a fucking idiot ;D
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Gronk can cure the common cold just by looking at the afflicted person. The germs get so scared, they just leave the persons body.
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If Groink has 5 dollars and you have 5 dollars of the same currency, Groink still has more money thank you.
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thread is meaningless without tanned, oiled, thonged, glittered, bedazzled, bubble bath, muscle pose pics of Groink.
all homo.
;D
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If you Groink has 5 dollars and you have 5 dollars of the same currency, Groink still has more money thank you.
When Groink does pushups bench presses, he's not pressing the ground barbell, he's pressing the world down.
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Groink owning alot of realestate in peoples minds.
Fucking Donald Trump and shit
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ha ha......fucking awesome, and embarassing all at the same time. thanks bam Bam :) 8)
I try and be real, that's the best way i could put it, and i talk here just like i talk in real life
Would hit (No Homo)...... ;D
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that minature devilsmile on his shoulder has to be the funniest thing booty has ever posted.
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x2 what kind of man celebrates another man on an internet forum. Fucking weirdo!
just cause you don't have a thread
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ha ha......fucking awesome, and embarassing all at the same time. thanks bam Bam :) 8)
I try and be real, that's the best way i could put it, and i talk here just like i talk in real life
do you also lie in real life about your oh so obvious megadosing like u do here?
and yes ... it is a man crush thread by that tranny lover
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do you also lie in real life about your oh so obvious megadosing like u do here?
and yes ... it is a man crush thread by that tranny lover
he is indeed on megadoses and uses everything under the sun, and then some...
but the question is why do you care? please shoot me if im 40 and worrying about what another man injects in his ass....god help you sev
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he is indeed on megadoses and uses everything under the sun, and then some...
but the question is why do you care? please shoot me if im 40 and worrying about what another man injects in his ass....god help you sev
I am sorry flinstone, but after admiting to jerking off together with your friend and watching him it is a little difficult for me to take what you say seriously .. maybe your are biased towards Groink because you fancy him? Just a wild guess :)
God may help me .. but what will God say about your escapades with your male friend?
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groink is good people
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do you also lie in real life about your oh so obvious megadosing like u do here?
and yes ... it is a man crush thread by that tranny lover
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do you also lie in real life about your oh so obvious megadosing like u do here?
and yes ... it is a man crush thread by that tranny lover
You've been following Groink around like a little dejected lap-dog for the last year
Talk about man-crush, hahaha
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You've been following Groink around like a little dejected lap-dog for the last year
Talk about man-crush, hahaha
I think it's great..whenever i feel like backhanding someone in the face, there's sevastase's idiotic bald head just waiting for it :D
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I think it's great..whenever i feel like backhanding someone in the face, there's sevastase's idiotic bald head just waiting for it :D
hahahah epic.
and it's such a big noggin too ;D
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I am sorry flinstone, but after admiting to jerking off together with your friend and watching him it is a little difficult for me to take what you say seriously .. maybe your are biased towards Groink because you fancy him? Just a wild guess :)
God may help me .. but what will God say about your escapades with your male friend?
lol flintsones owned
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do you also lie in real life about your oh so obvious megadosing like u do here?
and yes ... it is a man crush thread by that tranny lover
leave g thang out of this
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Groinks a good guy,and looks great for a kid his age! ;)
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yes groink looks impressive for a guy in his sixties.
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Groink is cool. Hard to tell from words on a computer screen but he seems like a decent guy.
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leave g thang out of this
Nothing about Groink that shouts out dime piece tranny. Looks like a damn man to me.
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Groink doesn't do push ups, he pushes the world down 50 times.
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When you open a can of whoop-ass, Groink jumps out.
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London 2012, the events and medals was just a time to reflect on what Groink has already acheived in the gym.
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Incidentally, athletes are banned by the IOC from touching Groink as he is more anabolic than testosterone patches.
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yes groink looks impressive for a guy in his sixties.
Better than Arnold.
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Its about time this solid getbiger gets his own thread. Always sharing his wisdom and useful experiences, and he rarely trolls (unless you are a 120lbs ab shooting twink or have a name that starts with sherief and ends with shalaby). Many times after reading his posts I get the feeling that he is like older brother I never had, true story. And he never posts shit about things he doesnt know about, a trait very rare around these parts that I really admire.
Hi Groink!
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The Groink vs Team Nasser threads were like those old wrestling bouts where Andre the Giant took on, like, 10 guys. The outcome is never in doubt, but very amusing.
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Somewhere Groink is listening to Depeche Mode on his walkman and destroying tiny-tits.
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Somewhere Groink is listening to Depeche Mode on his walkman and destroying tiny-tits.
LOL....
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Somewhere Groink is listening to Depeche Mode on his walkman and destroying tiny-tits.
Hahaha yes, i'll bet Groink is carrying a badass aluminium sony that has a reverse playback button
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he has an option on his sony to compose his own music, to play it and to sell it on itunes.
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Booty was actually flat chested until Groink took a dump on her chest
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he has an option on his sony to compose his own music, to play it and to sell it on itunes.
Groink doesn't compose music, he tells it the fuck what to do.
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He's a solid Marine.
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Groink is a good looking man who probably has a rather large, veiny, calloused penis.
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I heard that Billy Smith actually measured Groink's BF% at 0.01. It happened at Gold's Venice, I believe.
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Fear of spiders is arachnophobia
Fear of tight spaces is chlaustrophobia
Fear of Groink is called Logic
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I heard that Billy Smith actually measured Groink's BF% at 0.01. It happened at Gold's Venice, I believe.
was that in 93 by any chance tommy
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groinktropin
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groinkzilla
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Incidentally, athletes are banned by the IOC from touching Groink as he is more anabolic than testosterone patches.
I understand Groink was banned from the 2012 Olympics, the mere sight of him turns female athletes into she-beasts.
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van damme only approached groinks girl as an excuse to get into a threesome with him
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Haha, Van Damme actually sent his bodybuards to approach Groink, Groink just assumed they were going for his girlfiend.
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gargrionktuan
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Seeing Groink on arm day at Golds Sydney, was the inspiration behind Kylie Minogue's I should be so lucky hit single
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when i was in a bar in the outskirts of bangkok, i suddenly saw groink sitting on one of the tables sipping from a red wine. when i looked again he was gone. i rubbed my eyes and was confused, the bartender was asking me for the third time if i wanted another beer. still confused i nodded and was soon distracted by the russian striptease dancer that was obviously flirting with me.
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hulks hollywood CG model was generated using lee priests physique after the producers realized groinks was just too big for the character
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hulks hollywood CG model was generated after lee priest physique after the producers realized groink was just too big for the character
haha, quality
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I heard that Groink was going to star in "The Groink Ultimatum" but the cameras were too scared to point at him and the production got shelved.
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tygroinkasaurus rex
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GROINKS HEAD IS NOW BEING ADDED TO 'MT RUSHMORE'
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Kanye West ended up dating KIm Kardashian because his agents could't get in contact with Groink.
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g - giant
r - roided
o - out
i - internet
i - narcissistic
k - king
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Because of Groink's dislike for boots, the entire Country of Italy is now being covered with a giant artificial pant leg.
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Saddam Hussein hid in a storm drain because his soldiers told him the Yanks were coming and he thought they said 'Groink' was coming
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Girls have got pregnant just thinking about Groink.
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Saddam Hussein hid in a storm drain because his soldiers told him the Yanks were coming and he thought they said 'Groink' was coming
Groink was actually the Ranger that shot Pat Tillman, mother fucker shouldn't have been hitting on his girl.
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I've read the word "Groink" so much today it has now lost all meaning.
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There is no theory of evolution, only a list of animals Groink allows to live.
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THE KARDASHIANS ARE RENAMING THERE SHOW THE 'GROINKDASHIANS'.
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There is no theory of evolution, only a list of animals Groink allows to live.
lol
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steroids are produced by injecting groink in water vials
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Groink's penis...
That covers it all,
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MARKY MARKS SUPP LINE 'MARKED'HAS BEEN TAKEN OF THE SHELVES AND REPLACED WITH 'GROINKED'
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The Jonestown Massacre happened when everyone found out Groink wasn't in fact waiting in Guyana to greet them
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Groink sleeps eight hours a night :o
Well he's pretty normal in that regard.
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Groink sleeps eight hours a night :o
Well he's pretty normal in that regard.
Groink never sleeps, he visits the matrix for 8 hour shifts as a contractor teaching agents how to fight
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Groink never sleeps, he visits the matrix for 8 hour shifts as a contractor teaching agents how to fight
Lol, original.
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Groink's poop is accepted as currency in half of the G8 countries.
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Groink's poop is accepted as currency in half of the G8 countries.
Groink's turds are worshipped in third world countries, Romania included.
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Groinks posts are translated into over 50 languages
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Groink once breastfed a dead hobo back to life in the 1970s. His name was Steve Jobs.
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Groink's abacus only has 1 bead.
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Groink has a life-sized ventriloquist doll.....it lives in Romania and he calls it Sevastase.
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GROINK SLEPT IN AN OXYGEN CHAMBER IN THE 80/90'S ONLY TO AWAKE TO MICHAEL JACKSON DIDDLING HIS NOODLE....
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I'm fucking dying over here. ;D
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I'm fucking dying over here. ;D
Groink touched MC Hammer........true story. ;D
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groink is so poor he cant even pay attention.
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the only thing missing is sevastase to start crying because as usual, he acts like a jealous teenage girl whenever someone else is getting some attention around here. he must be the middle child or something
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The Jonestown Massacre happened when everyone found out Groink wasn't in fact waiting in Guyana to greet them
Not entirely true.....the Jonestown Massacre was what was left of a "Team Nasser" meeting after Groink got done with those tiny tits. ;D
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the only thing missing is sevastase to start crying because as usual, he acts like a jealous teenage girl whenever someone else is getting some attention around here. he must be the middle child or something
Spermtaster poses in corduroy sport coats in a variety of hotel lobbies.......
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THE TERM 'FREUDIAN SLIP HAS BEEN REPLACED WITH GROINKEUDIAN SLIP...
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lol flintsones owned
Yeah he owned him good. ::) Except Flint is twice his size at 19 and has all his hair. Sev's bitch ass cant even take over a gram of gear before his shit genetics start rebelling against him. He's got Groink's pic in his avi showing, just showing how much Mighty Groink owns his mind. Sev=fail
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The boogeyman checks under the bed for Groink every night
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Groink taught Phelps how to swim
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Kim Jong-il died when he saw Groink in a tank-top.
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Death smiles at us all. Only Groink smiles back.
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Groink taught Phelps how to swim
GROIKS SWIMS UPSTREAM LIKE A SALMON THAT HOW HE LEARNED...
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The only time Chuck Norris empties his bowels is when he hears the name "Groink" mentioned.
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groink is so poor he licks other peoples fingers in mac donalds.
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I'm protesting this thread until I'm made a don >:(
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(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=349697.0;attach=384454;image)
"Fatpanda" by Groink
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There is no Chuck Norris - there is only Groink with a beard.
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There is no Chuck Norris - there is only Groink with a beard.
haha..
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superbad 2 is being filmed and they added a new character groink mcluvin his horny uncle,,,
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Groink has that look like he is going to whack somebody. "Whack" means something different to everyone.
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groink doesnt juice on sundays since its the sabboth
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weights get bigger just by looking at Groink
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groink only worries about not jacking off and no steroid sundays
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NEW FITNESS SHOW OUT SOON GROINK LALANNE HE ADOPTED THE LAST NAME PLUS BLUE SPANDEX JUMPSHOOT JACK WORE...
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Groink once serviced 1000 Ugandan Sailors in 10 minutes down by the pier.He was never invited again as his multiple orgasms are believed to have caused the Japanese Tsunami.
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Tim Tebow got a phone call from Jesus but put him on hold because he thought Groink was calling.
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In the movie Pumping Iron, Arnold was forced to change his shirt(because of copyright infringement) that stated "Groink is numeral uno"...So he went with his backup shirt "arnold is numeral uno)
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Groink has lifted more weight in pounds than there are dollars in the National Deficit x10.
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I'm protesting this thread until I'm made a don >:(
Yet another list you`ll never make my friend! LOL ;D
Just kidding Clav......you look great,but you`re no Groink ! ;)
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Groink and Jill went up the hill, both with a buck and a quarter---
Groink came down with two fifty
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One time, Groink shit out a watermelon.....just to win a bet. ;D
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I heard that Groink had an "all you can eat" contest a few years back and 100 women came back for seconds.
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Groink has lifted more weight in pounds than there are dollars in the National Deficit x10.
It was the National Debt. Groink forgives your slow-wittedness because he can.
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It was the National Debt. Groink forgives your slow-wittedness because he can.
No. I wasn`t referring to the total National Debt. Groink is strong, but not THAT strong.
http://www.usgovernmentspending.com/us_deficit
What is the Deficit?
Deficit: The amount by which the government's total budget outlays exceeds its total receipts for a fiscal year. —US Senate Budget Committee
Or, approximately, the federal deficit is the amount by which the federal debt increases in a single year. See Federal Debt.
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FY 2010: $1,293 billion
Although the federal deficit is the amount each year by which federal outlays in the federal budget exceed federal receipts, the gross federal debt increases each year by substantially more than the amount of the deficit each year. That is because a substantial amount of federal borrowing is not counted in the budget. See here.
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A getbig legend, no doubt about it.
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groink in a role reversal landscapes only homes owned by mexicans.
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Megatron transforms into a pink Prius at the mere mention of Groink's name.
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Bob Chicks very first getbig posting was:
"its only groink if you want it to be"
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Mike Ditka stole his hairstyle from Groink.... ;D
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Groink flung the Mars rover into space and then used his iPhone to land and fix it. (the mission control video with the mohawk guy is a fake.)
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Since 1996, France has accidentally surrendered to Groink 14 times.
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WTF is Groink handing out $100 bills for compliments or something?
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Since 1996, France has accidentally surrendered to Groink 14 times.
those were no accidents.
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WTF is Groink handing out $100 bills for compliments or something?
The movie Fight Club is a documentary on Groink's year in Kindergarten.
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you know chaos is jelly when he doesnt answers with his standard "outed" post
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you know chaos is jelly when he doesnt answers with his standard "outed" post
I wouldn't know where to start with this thread. :-\
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I wouldn't know where to start with this thread. :-\
Chaos doesn't know where to start with this thread because Groink hasn't told him what his opinion will be yet.
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Chaos doesn't know where to start with this thread because Groink hasn't told him what his opinion will be yet.
LOL good one, Dyke Kunt.
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LOL good one, Dyke Kunt.
Haters gonna hate...... ;D
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groinks biceps are so big he has to use fat peoples pants for shirts
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stallone had to choose dolph lundgreen after realizing groink would have killilled apollo 10 times instead of just once.
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Groink takes intravenous Viagra to get his erections to go down.
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groinks so manly he can get any woman prego, including trannies, only using his chin
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Holy fucking shit...i haven't laughed this hard in a LONG time....you guys are fucking killing it, some of the funniest shit i've ever read here
PS the backlash is gonna be a mother.fuck er on this one ;D
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Holy fucking shit...i haven't laughed this hard in a LONG time....you guys are fucking killing it, some of the funniest shit i've ever read here
PS the backlash is gonna be a mother.fuck er on this one ;D
When Groink is 5 minutes late....honey badgers worry.
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groinks so manly he can get any woman prego, including trannies, only using his chin
When Groink "Dances With Wolves", it's usually the tango.
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Groink is the only man known to have a solar panel installed on his Anabolic Window.
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Groink taught a German Shepherd to bark in Spanish
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Starting next year, Groink Week will permanently replace Shark Week on the Discovery Channel.
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As a toddler, Groink taught Jamaicans how to sprint.
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Gronik sharpens combat knives with his chiseled jaw.
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Even Groink's enemies list him as their Emergency Contact.
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Hahaha yes, i'll bet Groink is carrying a badass aluminium sony that has a reverse playback button
Boris Becker has got nothing on Groink`s Diadora collection.
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Groink cures narcolepsy by entering a room.
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Gronik has a grizzly bear carpet in his living room. The bear is not dead yet, he's just afraid to move.
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Ghosts sit around the camp fire and tell Gronik stories.
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There used to be a street named after Gronik, but it was changed because nobody crosses Gronik street and lives.
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Gronik doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the shit out of it.
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Death once had a near Gronik experience.
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My girlfriend has never even heard of GetBig before...but she still screams out "GROINK!" when we have sex.
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Gronik once kicked a horse in the chin, its descendants are known today as giraffes.
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Gronik can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.
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Gronik threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then the grenade exploded.
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Gronik doesn't turn on the shower, he just looks at it until it crys.
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Gronik doesn't mow his lawn. He just looks at it and dares it to grow.
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President Groink will mandate a Twink Tax and pay off the National Debt in two months.
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Gronik doesn't turn on the shower, he just looks at it until it crys.
I heard that Groinks tears posess the secret to curing cancer...too bad he has never cried.
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When Gronik was born, he drove his mom home from the hospital.
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Gronik counted to infinite, twice!
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The real reason behind the Y2K computer crash scare was that word got out that Groink would be posting update/progress pics that day.
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Gronik once asked Chiro Flex if he was sexually interested in him. After Chiro Flex answered with a yes, Gronik laughed and called him a f.aggot.
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groink doesnt believe in gear .....he will jsut look at a bottle of test and gain 10 pounds of muscle
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My girlfriend has never even heard of GetBig before...but she still screams out "GROINK!" when we have sex.
HAHAHAHAHA! chiro and physchopath bringin some good ones here
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Terrible night last night was up and down for hours, my wife said I would wake up in a cold sweat shouting 'GROINK!!!!!!'
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gronk is the only guy to look the same before and after drugs ::)
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gronk is the only guy to look the same before and after drugs ::)
Fat induced meltdown
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(http://www.publigence.com/groink/images/oinklogo.png)
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groink is so manly he is his own father
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gronk is the only guy to look the same before and after drugs ::)
Some retarded jizzspots just don't get it....do they?
Fuck off you camel-sucking, skinny-fat, fagboy piece of shit raghead.
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President Groink will mandate a Twink Tax and pay off the National Debt in two months.
Groink has his own seat at the United Nations....
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in the garden of eden, satan was the snake but groink was the dude playing the flaute
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Groink has his own National Anthem, it's sung the same in every language.
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in the original, uncesored version of Narcissus mythology, the reflection on the water was really Groinks
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Groink has his own National Anthem, it's sung the same in every language.
ROFLMAO.
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Jason chose to sail and fight the Arganauts rather than go the short route past Groinks House
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Gronik doesn't turn on the shower, he just looks at it until it crys.
Lol ;D
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groink drinks visine for the fun of it.
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Groink pulled a muscle once....he was playing tug-of-war with the space shuttle.
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Narnia is behind Groinks wardrobe, but he doesn't bother going there he's got more interesting things to do.
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GROINK TEACHES DOGS NEW TRICKS.`
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GROINK TEACHES DOGS NEW TRICKS.`
we can do that too
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GROINK TEACHES DOGS NEW TRICKS.`
He's also been known to change a leopard's spots.
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Groink once challenged a shark,a lion,and a crocodile to a fight............err.... .....wrong thread........
Anyway if he did they woulda` lost.
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Back in 2007, the Pentagon sent an urgent request to Groink to go to Iraq and sort out the situation.
After some deliberation, Groink managed to fit the job around his workout schedule.
They later called this the "2007 troop surge".
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You can buy a life-sized replica of Groink's penis online.....if you're willing to pay the extra postage.
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GROINK PULLED THE LEVER DURING SADAMM HUSSEINS HANGING...
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Groink is the only man it's NOT gay to have gay sex with.
Obligatory No Homo.
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they discovered the god particle when Groink went for a check up
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Groink is the only man it's NOT gay to have gay sex with.
Obligatory No Homo.
quoted before you delete it
stupidest shit ever...
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groink is gh15s mentor and teacher
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There are not enough pics of Groink in this thread >:(
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At a boxing seminar, Derek Anthony learned the hard way not to question Groink's technique on the Kidney Punch
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GROINK WAS EVIL KNEVEILS ADVISOR WHEN HE JUMPED OVER CAESAR'S PALACE FOUNTAINS,,,,
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Reports of a Hurricane developing in the Caribbean. I just smiled to myself because Groink is only on his 5th shot of Cuba Libre and its still daytime in Nassau.
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quoted before you delete it
stupidest shit ever...
I would never delete this masterpiece, dummy
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GROINK IS THE EYE OF THE STORM,,,
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Before the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Groink
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When Groink needs to be somewhere he travels faster than a neutrino.
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A NEW CARD GAME HAS BEEN INTRODUCED 'FIVE GROINK MONTY'
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Groink has won the last 11 presidential elections by write-in candidacy......he declines because he doesn't have time for petty shit like that.
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Groinks cologne collection is potent enough to neutralize a third world country.
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groink/romney..... :)
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Groink plays water polo in 8-feet of wet concrete....
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groink/romney..... :)
No. Just Groink.
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No. Just Groink.
thanx... ;)
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disney has renamed some of there classics 'groinknoccio',groinkladdin',snow white and the seven groinks....
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So that Groink person you guys are talking about must be very special,
i love to meet him one day
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There are not enough pics of Groink in this thread >:(
groink is so muscular ifbb pros come to getbig to schmoetize him
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Exodus 20:11
For in six days the GROINK made the heavens and the earth, the sea, and all that is in them, but he rested on the seventh day. Therefore the GROINK blessed the Sabbath day and made it holy.
;D
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So that Groink person you guys are talking about must be very special,
i love to meet him one day
You can`t. He meets you. You don`t meet him.
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groink parted the red sea same way he parted his hair as a kid...
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maybe groink is just spiritual and not a body in the flesh.
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maybe groink is just spiritual and not a body in the flesh.
True. Groink is all around us and is Omnipotent.
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maybe groink is just spiritual and not a body in the flesh.
Silly you......Groink is both. ;D
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groink has a second dick instead of an asshole
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True. Groink is all around us and is Omnipotent.
amazing, i can feel his energy.
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Groink knows all,sees all,and owns all.
He knows when you`ve been sleeping,he knows if you`re awake,he knows if you`ve been naughty or nice.................... .............. :D
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Some retarded jizzspots just don't get it....do they?
Fuck off you camel-sucking, skinny-fat, fagboy piece of shit raghead.
gronk slept with your mum 100 times in one night.. then the old bitch asked for more..
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gronk will star in expendables 3 instead of sly who is griving over his son..
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Forget Crom... pray to Groink
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Groink has stopped many tsunamis.....with nothing more than a disapproving look.
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groink submitted urine samples for the rock and john cena at wrestlemania both came back clean...
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The sun tans by laying out in front of Groink anywhere between the hours of 10am to 2pm
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Groink throws parties once a month on the dark side of the moon
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Groink never closes his sunroof....in his submarine.
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The Loch Ness monster hides because Groink told it to get lost.
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Groink could do us all a huge one and just tell Nibiru to alter its orbit then we could all get back to business.
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Groink proved Einstein's Theory of Relativity.....while playing Scrabble.
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groink gargles with drano,,,,
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the grand canyon is the resulf of groink teabagging the earth
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Babies are normally delivered by a Ciconia ciconia-White Stork. Groink was delivered by a Lockheed C-5 Galaxy.
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Babies are normally delivered by a Ciconia ciconia-White Stork. Groink was delivered by a Lockheed C-5 Galaxy.
:D
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people magazine voted groink sexiest man alive he turned it down they settled for clooney instead.
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groink is so manly he is also his own father
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The only time Groink has ever been a victim is one time when someone stole his identity....that man now does commercials for Dos Equis.
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The only thing i hate about this thread is it's funny as fuck and i can't contribute without looking like a gigantic penis
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the grand canyon is the resulf of groink teabagging the earth
;D
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Yes once there was word of a Groink sighting, local villagers thought it was the Cockness monster.
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groink's mom has a tatoo that says son
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The Bermuda Triangle trembles with fear everytime Groink flies through it.
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Inside Leonardo Da Vinci's "Lost Painting of Jesus" is said to be the "Lost Painting of Groink"
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The only thing i hate about this thread is it's funny as fuck and i can't contribute without looking like a gigantic penis
Don`t worry, there are plans already underway for a memorial dedicated to your giant penis. Its called Mt. Groinkmore.
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Inside Leonardo Da Vinci's "Lost Painting of Jesus" is said to be the "Lost Painting of Groink"
Groink ate the Entire Last Supper by himself.
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groink is such a nice guy even true adonis likes him :D
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we never hated each other.
Strong personalities and egos tend to sometimes clash until you realize you actually like the person
speaking for myself
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groink is such a nice guy even true adonis likes him :D
I like everybody but I despise stupidity. Call it a character flaw if you will.
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Getting respect from teh getbig website is no easy task. Has Groink reached the legendary getbig status of a 240 or Adonis?
On the original topic Groink's posts are honest and worth reading. It's good to have guys like him around.
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we never hated each other.
Strong personalities and egos tend to sometimes clash until you realize you actually like the person
speaking for myself
Exactly.
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Getting respect from teh getbig website is no easy task. Has Groink reached the legendary getbig status of a 240 or Adonis?
There are rumors that Groink is Ron Avidan's biological father. What do you think?
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Groink taught Tyler Durden how to let go
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Groink taught Tyler Durden how to let go
ROFLMAO.
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Groink taught Thomas Jefferson how to garden.
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Groink is Dovahkiin-Dragonborn and Thane of each of Skyrim's nine Holds.
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Since before time and space were, Groink Is.
Groink is beyond is and is not.
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god created the universe, and groink created god
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when groink flexes his triceps it shoots the venom of a thousand snakes
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when groink flexes his triceps it shoots the venom of a thousand snakes
;D
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groink played diablo 40 hrs straight and the game died
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groink played diablo 40 hrs straight and the game died
Gold.
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groink played diablo 40 hrs straight and the game died
LMAO....Awesome one! Kudos. ;D
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groink played diablo 40 hrs straight and the game died
(stands up and claps for this post)
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groink played diablo 40 hrs straight and the game died
HAHA!!!!
Best of the thread!
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lol this shit is addictive
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He is a life-sized Johnny Bravo with thinner legs and a beefier upper body. He might have reached legendary status when Van Damme hit on him at a club and he got all ragey on him.
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Groink handed the rock to David before he killed Goliath
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The Getbig website repels all virus attempts with a 'Groink posts here' window sticker
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groinks workout tanktop is right besides fonzies leather jacket in the smithsonian.
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Arnold retired the year Groink started lifting weights.
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St. Peter and The Pearly Gates were named after Groink's penis and the loads he blows.
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(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3ar191WAk1qzw1qyo1_500.gif)
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On November 9, 1989, while visiting East Berlin Groink remarked....."I don't really like having that wall there".
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Everyone here knew there were no weapons of Mass destruction in Iraq... Groink doesn't live there.
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:o
Groink is Gay!
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The Romans found out Groink was in Britain so they put up Hadrian's wall
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They discontinued "He-Man: Masters of the Universe" because Groink said it was copyright infringement.
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Groink alligator wrestled a killer whale.
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groink played diablo 40 hrs straight and the game died
(http://cdn.chud.com/9/95/959b65b0_15fc7_ORIG-the_rock_clap_clap_gif.gif)
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Groink walked up to Mt. Olympus and then the Gods walked down.
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Nothing more need be said....... ;D
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The Romans found out Groink was in Britain so they put up Hadrian's wall
LOL.
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Nothing more need be said....... ;D
Groink dwarfing that horse. Maybe it's one of those pygmy horses. ;)
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:o
Groink is Gay!
Hahahahaaaaa ;D nice
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You know why it's called the "G spot" right?
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Gronik is Medusa's kryptonite. She can't look him in the eyes or she'll spontaneously burst. All she dreams about is getting on her knees blowing Gronik while looking into his eyes.
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Groink donated his throne for the ending in the movie Conan the Barbarian
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Leonardo da Vinci made the first real studies of flight in the 1480's. He had over 100 drawings that illustrated his theories on flight.
The Ornithopter flying machine was never actually created. It was a design that Leonardo da Vinci created to show how man could fly. It's been said that the wings of the Ornithopter were created in Leonardo's mind after he saw GROINK do a rear lat spread.
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Groinks arms are so big that they are larger than both my quads put together!
Not the least bit humourous............... just sadly true! :(
THAT DAMN GROINK !! ;D
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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Groink?
The myths about Groink are actually true.
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Egyptology claims the great pyramid is a tomb so then the tourist ask "why was no Pharaoh ever found then "
then the Egyptians respond with "GROINK HAS NOT DIED YET"
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Groink dug a black hole with a hand shovel.......
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Groink dug a black hole with a hand shovel teaspoon.......
FIXED
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Groink skis uphill.....
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FIXED
What a coincidence......we both have homos in our avatars. ;D
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right before his unfortunate passing davy jones and groink had collaborated on a song 'LAST TREN TO CLARKSVILLE"
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Groink invented "CrossFit" 5 years ago, when he did 10 jäger bombs before heading to the gym. The cult following of cross fit is a result of this experience. True story.
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The Great Barrier Reef was formed when Groink went deep sea fishing and needed to take a shit.
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Sharks have a week called Groink Week.
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Groink taught superman how to fly around Earth to reverse its gravitational pull
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Groink went to visit Iraq, while he was there Bush said, "quick now is our chance" "before Groink leaves Iraq"
Bush used the excuse of "weapons of mass destruction" .
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The Great Barrier Reef was formed when Groink went deep sea fishing and needed to take a shit.
;D
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I leave my car unlocked and the keys in the ignition, all I have is a "I know Groink" sticker on my window.
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Groink dwarfing that horse. Maybe it's one of those pygmy horses. ;)
NASCAR banned Groink after he won the Daytona 500 eight years in a row on that horse.
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NASCAR banned Groink after he won the Daytona 500 eight years in a row on that horse.
haha, this thread never really gets old - a bit like Groink who was the inspiration for Christopher Lambert's character in Highlander.
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i bet groink already wanked off to this thread ten times, hes so quiet
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Chuck Norris steals "Groink Jokes".
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::)
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:-X
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SS long time no see, how's Jimmy ?
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SS long time no see, how's Jimmy ?
how are you will??.. jimmy is doing great.. the best dog on the planet after nasser's dogs :P
;D