don't order from them again unless you like urine in your pizza
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My first job ever while still in high school was at a famous pizza chain.
Some guy called up acting rude as hell to us, drunk, talking shit. So everybody in the place blew snot on his pizza.
Another worker decided to 1-up everyone else, so he wiped his ass with some of the pepperonis.
Then I decided to beat them all, and I pissed on the pizza.
Then another guy tried to top that, so he picked up a bunch of hair and lint off the floor and put that under the pepperonis.
Then we sent it throgh the oven. And when it came out it just looked normal, the piss and stuff got cooked into it pretty well.
When he came and got the pizza I was in the corner laughing my ass off. I had to hide because I was laughing so hard.
The good ol' days.