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Re: Wrong questions to ask women
« Reply #50 on: October 26, 2012, 08:12:28 AM »
lol @ this thread

;D

I asked my wife (then girlfriend)

"Did you shit in your pants?"

"No"

"Oh, it must be your breath"

True story.  Man I have no idea why she married my ass.

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Re: Wrong questions to ask women
« Reply #51 on: November 15, 2012, 11:37:49 PM »
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Re: Wrong questions to ask women
« Reply #52 on: November 15, 2012, 11:53:13 PM »

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Re: Wrong questions to ask women
« Reply #53 on: November 15, 2012, 11:58:43 PM »
I was drunk this past Saturday. hahah lol'ing just thinking about it.

I asked this blond broad if her curtains matched her carpet in front of every one[about 15 ppl]. I don't know why she got pissed off. obviously they didn't match ahahah

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Re: Wrong questions to ask women
« Reply #54 on: November 16, 2012, 12:03:22 AM »
when is your period over?

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Re: Wrong questions to ask women
« Reply #55 on: November 16, 2012, 12:03:57 AM »
when are you going to start scrubbing the bathtub?

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Re: Wrong questions to ask women
« Reply #56 on: November 16, 2012, 12:05:20 AM »
Can you blow me differently? My last girlfriend did it better.

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Re: Wrong questions to ask women
« Reply #57 on: November 16, 2012, 12:07:52 AM »
When are your friends leaving?

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Re: Wrong questions to ask women
« Reply #58 on: November 16, 2012, 12:08:45 AM »
Can you stay home take care of my dog while I go on vacation?

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Re: Wrong questions to ask women
« Reply #59 on: November 16, 2012, 12:10:11 AM »
Can you vacuum? my friends are coming over.

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Re: Wrong questions to ask women
« Reply #60 on: November 16, 2012, 12:13:48 AM »
When are you going to stop being such a bitch?

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Re: Wrong questions to ask women
« Reply #61 on: November 16, 2012, 12:14:28 AM »
"Are you a shark....."

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Re: Wrong questions to ask women
« Reply #62 on: November 16, 2012, 12:16:47 AM »
When did you get hemorrhoids?

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Re: Wrong questions to ask women
« Reply #63 on: November 16, 2012, 12:18:32 AM »
did you have the abortion today?

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Re: Wrong questions to ask women
« Reply #64 on: November 16, 2012, 12:20:57 AM »
Lol!!!  Fucking sensitive lttle bitches (bitches, that is)

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Re: Wrong questions to ask women
« Reply #65 on: November 16, 2012, 12:24:38 AM »
Do you know what keto breath is ?

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Re: Wrong questions to ask women
« Reply #66 on: November 16, 2012, 12:25:22 AM »
Would you calm down?

I hate this to.

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Re: Wrong questions to ask women
« Reply #67 on: November 16, 2012, 12:25:43 AM »
Wrong questions to ask a man.


There's a midget tossing competition in australia, are you interested?
Do I look like a breeding cow?
Why are you kissing me like that?  I need my teeth..

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Re: Wrong questions to ask women
« Reply #68 on: November 16, 2012, 12:28:45 AM »
Wrong questions to ask a man.


There's a midget tossing competition in australia, are you interested?
Do I look like a breeding cow?
Why are you kissing me like that?  I need my teeth..


At least you won't have to worry about talking to a man now that you're a lesso.
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Re: Wrong questions to ask women
« Reply #69 on: November 16, 2012, 12:29:05 AM »
There is only one wrong question for a woman to ask a Man and that is. "is it in yet?". 

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Re: Wrong questions to ask women
« Reply #70 on: November 16, 2012, 12:34:16 AM »
There is only one wrong question for a woman to ask a Man and that is. "is it in yet?".  
There's another bad question....Was that it?

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Re: Wrong questions to ask women
« Reply #71 on: November 16, 2012, 02:39:29 AM »
When u guna get a job?
Why do you bug me about moving in together I prefer to live alone?
Why do I pay for everything?
Why do you complain when I go out with friends?
How am I supposed to meet other women if I am always with you?

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Re: Wrong questions to ask women
« Reply #72 on: November 16, 2012, 05:35:22 AM »
U don't suck dick? Oh my.last gf sucked my dick everyday.

U don't like hanging out just to fuck. Oh my last gf did all the time.



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Re: Wrong questions to ask women
« Reply #73 on: November 16, 2012, 05:38:43 AM »
You ~ Can I smell your feet?

Her ~ Uhhh Noooo!

You ~ Ohh it must be your pussy then!


lol........I pulled the pants down on a chic one day and My Boner died immediatly.....

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Re: Wrong questions to ask women
« Reply #74 on: November 16, 2012, 05:43:01 AM »
Haven't i seen you on youporn?