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« Reply #50 on: October 26, 2012, 07:12:28 AM » |
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lol @ this thread  I asked my wife (then girlfriend) "Did you shit in your pants?" "No" "Oh, it must be your breath" True story. Man I have no idea why she married my ass. |
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« Reply #51 on: November 15, 2012, 11:37:49 PM » |
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Oral on the first date?
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« Reply #52 on: November 15, 2012, 11:53:13 PM » |
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"Ronnie or Dorian?"
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« Reply #53 on: November 15, 2012, 11:58:43 PM » |
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I was drunk this past Saturday. hahah lol'ing just thinking about it.
I asked this blond broad if her curtains matched her carpet in front of every one[about 15 ppl]. I don't know why she got pissed off. obviously they didn't match ahahah
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« Reply #54 on: November 16, 2012, 12:03:22 AM » |
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when is your period over?
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« Reply #55 on: November 16, 2012, 12:03:57 AM » |
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when are you going to start scrubbing the bathtub?
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« Reply #56 on: November 16, 2012, 12:05:20 AM » |
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Can you blow me differently? My last girlfriend did it better.
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« Reply #57 on: November 16, 2012, 12:07:52 AM » |
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When are your friends leaving?
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« Reply #58 on: November 16, 2012, 12:08:45 AM » |
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Can you stay home take care of my dog while I go on vacation?
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« Reply #59 on: November 16, 2012, 12:10:11 AM » |
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Can you vacuum? my friends are coming over.
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« Reply #60 on: November 16, 2012, 12:13:48 AM » |
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When are you going to stop being such a bitch?
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« Reply #61 on: November 16, 2012, 12:14:28 AM » |
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"Are you a shark....."
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« Reply #62 on: November 16, 2012, 12:16:47 AM » |
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When did you get hemorrhoids?
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« Reply #63 on: November 16, 2012, 12:18:32 AM » |
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did you have the abortion today?
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« Reply #64 on: November 16, 2012, 12:20:57 AM » |
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Lol!!! Fucking sensitive lttle bitches (bitches, that is)
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« Reply #65 on: November 16, 2012, 12:24:38 AM » |
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Do you know what keto breath is ?
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« Reply #66 on: November 16, 2012, 12:25:22 AM » |
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Would you calm down?
I hate this to.
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« Reply #67 on: November 16, 2012, 12:25:43 AM » |
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Wrong questions to ask a man.
There's a midget tossing competition in australia, are you interested?
Do I look like a breeding cow?
Why are you kissing me like that? I need my teeth..
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« Reply #68 on: November 16, 2012, 12:28:45 AM » |
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Wrong questions to ask a man.
There's a midget tossing competition in australia, are you interested?
Do I look like a breeding cow?
Why are you kissing me like that? I need my teeth..
At least you won't have to worry about talking to a man now that you're a lesso. |
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« Reply #69 on: November 16, 2012, 12:29:05 AM » |
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There is only one wrong question for a woman to ask a Man and that is. "is it in yet?".
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« Reply #70 on: November 16, 2012, 12:34:16 AM » |
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There is only one wrong question for a woman to ask a Man and that is. "is it in yet?".
There's another bad question....Was that it? |
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Team Ayn Rand
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« Reply #71 on: November 16, 2012, 02:39:29 AM » |
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When u guna get a job?
Why do you bug me about moving in together I prefer to live alone?
Why do I pay for everything?
Why do you complain when I go out with friends?
How am I supposed to meet other women if I am always with you?
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« Reply #72 on: November 16, 2012, 05:35:22 AM » |
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U don't suck dick? Oh my.last gf sucked my dick everyday.
U don't like hanging out just to fuck. Oh my last gf did all the time.
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« Reply #73 on: November 16, 2012, 05:38:43 AM » |
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You ~ Can I smell your feet?
Her ~ Uhhh Noooo!
You ~ Ohh it must be your pussy then!
lol........I pulled the pants down on a chic one day and My Boner died immediatly..... |
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I just shoot the bastards.....Thats my policy!
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« Reply #74 on: November 16, 2012, 05:43:01 AM » |
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Haven't i seen you on youporn?
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