I asked my wife (then girlfriend)"Did you shit in your pants?""No""Oh, it must be your breath"True story. Man I have no idea why she married my ass.
Oral on the first date?
"Ronnie or Dorian?"
Wrong questions to ask a man.There's a midget tossing competition in australia, are you interested?Do I look like a breeding cow?Why are you kissing me like that? I need my teeth..
There is only one wrong question for a woman to ask a Man and that is. "is it in yet?".
You ~ Can I smell your feet?Her ~ Uhhh Noooo!You ~ Ohh it must be your pussy then!