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« Reply #50 on: October 26, 2012, 08:12:28 AM »

lol @ this thread

Grin

I asked my wife (then girlfriend)

"Did you shit in your pants?"

"No"

"Oh, it must be your breath"

True story.  Man I have no idea why she married my ass.

 Grin
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« Reply #51 on: November 16, 2012, 12:37:49 AM »

Oral on the first date?

Lol
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« Reply #52 on: November 16, 2012, 12:53:13 AM »

"Ronnie or Dorian?"

lol'd at this one Cheesy
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« Reply #53 on: November 16, 2012, 12:58:43 AM »

I was drunk this past Saturday. hahah lol'ing just thinking about it.

I asked this blond broad if her curtains matched her carpet in front of every one[about 15 ppl]. I don't know why she got pissed off. obviously they didn't match ahahah
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« Reply #54 on: November 16, 2012, 01:03:22 AM »

when is your period over?
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« Reply #55 on: November 16, 2012, 01:03:57 AM »

when are you going to start scrubbing the bathtub?
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« Reply #56 on: November 16, 2012, 01:05:20 AM »

Can you blow me differently? My last girlfriend did it better.
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« Reply #57 on: November 16, 2012, 01:07:52 AM »

When are your friends leaving?
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« Reply #58 on: November 16, 2012, 01:08:45 AM »

Can you stay home take care of my dog while I go on vacation?
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« Reply #59 on: November 16, 2012, 01:10:11 AM »

Can you vacuum? my friends are coming over.
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« Reply #60 on: November 16, 2012, 01:13:48 AM »

When are you going to stop being such a bitch?
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« Reply #61 on: November 16, 2012, 01:14:28 AM »

"Are you a shark....."
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« Reply #62 on: November 16, 2012, 01:16:47 AM »

When did you get hemorrhoids?
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« Reply #63 on: November 16, 2012, 01:18:32 AM »

did you have the abortion today?
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« Reply #64 on: November 16, 2012, 01:20:57 AM »

Lol!!!  Fucking sensitive lttle bitches (bitches, that is)
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« Reply #65 on: November 16, 2012, 01:24:38 AM »

Do you know what keto breath is ?
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« Reply #66 on: November 16, 2012, 01:25:22 AM »

Would you calm down?

I hate this to.
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« Reply #67 on: November 16, 2012, 01:25:43 AM »

Wrong questions to ask a man.


There's a midget tossing competition in australia, are you interested?
Do I look like a breeding cow?
Why are you kissing me like that?  I need my teeth..
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« Reply #68 on: November 16, 2012, 01:28:45 AM »

Wrong questions to ask a man.


There's a midget tossing competition in australia, are you interested?
Do I look like a breeding cow?
Why are you kissing me like that?  I need my teeth..


At least you won't have to worry about talking to a man now that you're a lesso.
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« Reply #69 on: November 16, 2012, 01:29:05 AM »

There is only one wrong question for a woman to ask a Man and that is. "is it in yet?". 
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« Reply #70 on: November 16, 2012, 01:34:16 AM »

There is only one wrong question for a woman to ask a Man and that is. "is it in yet?".  
There's another bad question....Was that it?
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« Reply #71 on: November 16, 2012, 03:39:29 AM »

When u guna get a job?
Why do you bug me about moving in together I prefer to live alone?
Why do I pay for everything?
Why do you complain when I go out with friends?
How am I supposed to meet other women if I am always with you?
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« Reply #72 on: November 16, 2012, 06:35:22 AM »

U don't suck dick? Oh my.last gf sucked my dick everyday.

U don't like hanging out just to fuck. Oh my last gf did all the time.


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« Reply #73 on: November 16, 2012, 06:38:43 AM »

You ~ Can I smell your feet?

Her ~ Uhhh Noooo!

You ~ Ohh it must be your pussy then!


lol........I pulled the pants down on a chic one day and My Boner died immediatly.....
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« Reply #74 on: November 16, 2012, 06:43:01 AM »

Haven't i seen you on youporn?
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