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[Skeletor]

Women imo are hardwired for social standing as a function of their relationship to others because they can't gain it by fighting a war, plowing a field, etc. Being well liked rather than of daily practical use was their ticket to survival. That's why they enjoy nonproductive interactions about nothing of substance and they freak the fuck out over social slights that have no bearing on their quality of life.

Guys think (correctly) that social worth results from merit. Women think it comes from people seeing other people treat her like she has value. Basically they're like chickens.

Yes, exceptions.

[Hulkotron]

That is a great post from Tapeworm

[FitnessFrenzy]

[Skeletor]

Case filed, belly filled.

He really did it boys -

[Taffin]

Case filed, belly filled.

Gah!  Beat me LOL. POTY23 showing why he sports the Golden Thong right there! 

[Rambone]

I asked one of those AI programs to meld Hankins into that famous Robbie Robinson cover -                                                                                   

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Darned if Brian doesn't make a fine looking negro.                                                                                                                                                               

[Taffin]

It's a thing of beauty - Brian 'One Drop' Hankins... Bravo BB!!!

[FitnessFrenzy]

Bhank the Trading Titan, the pre-idiot years:



https://blogs.cfainstitute.org/investor/2015/10/28/hedge-funds-and-the-active-management-crisis/

Hahaha - fuck me you're good

[oldtimer1]

Case filed, belly filled.

Is this for real?

[LurkerNoMore]

Is this for real?

I'm thinking the same, but it was posted on April Fool's day.

[Rambone]

[Skeletor]

Hahaha!

[Flexacon]

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[Hulkotron]

BB may repeat as POTY.

[Hulkotron]

20 minutes through it right now, just got a vasectomy so I have to kill time with my bag of peas 

Almost turned it off 3 times, really over-dramatic... for exemple camera turning off but they leave thw sound so we can hear Heath cry...

They really overdid the drama part of it.

do you have kids already ? or have you decided to "end your line" because of your skinny arm genetics ?

[Taffin]

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He must've thought it was movie recommendation day..........

[King Shizzo]

 

[FitnessFrenzy]

Josh...are you going to see any shows in Vegas?   Might I suggest Moulin Hankins?

[Taffin]

BB + AI = BOGB 

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Big Hanky seems way cooler than the Hankins we got.                                           

[falco]

LMAO!!!

[illuminati]

Nubainian puhleeeeeeeeeeeze...You walked right past me in your home state.  Never noticed the crippled seasoned citizen with the Lofstrand crutches, even after you stated anyone matching that description was French Toast because you had been "disrespected" by me.

You have threatened me and others here with your brand of "murder/death"  for "disrespecting" you.  Hey Urethra Franklins, respect is earned and not by being a living turd to people.  When you first came here everyone was happy for you when you entered that first competition and then Mr. Hyde took over.  Why?  You are mental.

Never forget that I have seen you in the real world and more than once.  You are just a man.  You're not Neo, John Wick or even that DEI (Divershitty, Equity & Inclusion wokeness) version of The Equalizer with that chubby black woman Queen Latifah.  You're not 81, hell you're not 88 caliber and yet you have a far lower level of tolerance of reality than even those folk.  We all know your life's comic book because we've read the unabriged and un-expunged versions that are on the web as public record.

Oh I wish Reeves were alive and here as he would write circles around me and make you appear as what you really are, a pathetic mental case in search of respect he's never earned for things he has never accomplished and when you don't get what you so crave you go for that which your ego demands and unleash your inner retard and threaten any and all with your brand of murder/death and more. 

I bet when you're wearing your wife's bikini bottoms alone in the house you stand in front of a large panoramic mirror, put on "It's Not Unusual" by Tom Jones and dance "The Carlton" over and over as if you were on "America's Got Talent".

Stop it.  Just stop it.  No one likes you, least of all yourself.  Look closely at the Judges table at your next contest.  Which judge am I?  Hint -  The heterosexual one with a cane, crutches or according to my doctors (soon), in a wheelchair.

[illuminati]

Spencer has a head like a beluga whale

whereas Brian is more about sperm

Accurate & Classic. 

[Sandrock]

Calum Von Moger looking to make a comeback

Bringing a whole new meaning to the term “anabolic window”!

[wes]

The Shitter Went Down To Georgia:


[Verse 1]
The Shitter went down to Ashleys
He was lookin' for a kid to sniff
He was in a bind 'loved her behind
And he was getting very stiff

When he came across this young lady
In the shower and damn boy she was hot
And the Shitter jumped right in the shower
And Boy, did he grab her twat

[Verse 2]
I guess you didn't know it, but Joe's a kiddie diddler too
And if you'd care to take a dare, Prime's a gay caulk-sukker too
Now you suck a pretty good c0ck Prime, but give the pervert his due
Joe puts a throbbing pole against your hole, sprays you full of glue
The Pervert said, "My name's Joey, and it might be a sin
But I'll take your kid and you're gonna regret biggest perv there's ever been

[Bridge]
Joey, rosin up your cock and play your diddler hard
'Cause Hell's broke loose at Ashleys and Joe's a perv libtard
And if you win, you get this shiny wrinkled pole
But if you lose ole Joe he gets your hole...

[Verse 3]
The Pervert opened up her pants and said, "I'll start this show"
And Jizz flew from his wrinkled dink as he touched her down below
And he pulled his c0ck across her ass it made a evil hiss
And then a band of perverts libs joined in and went something like this

[Fiddle Solo]

[Verse 3]
When the perverts finsihed, Joey said
"Well, you're pretty good ole' son
But sit down in that chair like cucks
And let me show you how it's done"

[Chorus]
"Fire in her hole," cum boys cum
The perverts in the house w/ Ashleys bum
Joe is in the bathtub bending her down
Joe you kid touchher, the worst around

[Fiddle Solo]

[Verse 4]
Joe he bowed his head when done, just him and his spent meat
And he laid that old spent condom on the ground at Ashleys feet
Joey said, come on back if you ever wanna try again
I done told you dear, you little *****, I'm the best there's ever been"

[Chorus]
"Fire in her hole," cum boys cum
The perverts in the house w/ Ashleys bum
Joe is in the bathtub bending her down
Joe you kid touchher, the worst around

[Taffin]

I know I'm going to catch a lot of shit for this, because I know you guys hate Brian, but as far as I'm concerned this crazy solipsistic paranoid/schizophrenic delusion of grandeur is right up there with 'I don't tolerate disrespect' and 'Girls and Sons'...

I have been preparing my whole life to die by combat against multiple attackers because that is how a man dies. They will come for you when you are old and weak you got to be ready. I am going to lose that final battle. It can not be won. I plan to take as many with me as I can.

But one thing I will not do that day is tell them they better back off or they will be sorry later because they don't care. They are there to take my life and they will I can not stop all of them. But I can take some with me. But in no world are words of any kind going to be a credible self-defense when someone actually wants to harm you.

They are not concerned about anything you are going to say. There is no way out. When the day comes you either fight like a man or die like a bitch. But don't start trying to tell them about how they will be sorry when they get in trouble later because they don't care. Put up your hands clench your teeth and fight.

Brian WH Hankins, esq.