LurkerNoMore has been revealed 😃
My girlfriend loves to finger my ass when shes giving me a blow job. God i love it, it literally DOUBLES the pleasure when i cum . I have to admit i'm now intrigued by the thought of her using something bigger. She really wants to; she loves treating me like a nasty slut, ha ha ha. Has anyone tried it? Whats it like?
This is so wrong...a Strap-on?maybe you should trade your gf for a guy. you'll still get blowjobs, and you won't need a strap-on.UK Gold is as gay as a ball is round.
Are the gimmicks in the room with you now 'Royalty'?
You just posted your own post.
He actually met her by chance as he was swiping through Tinder and found one with a blank profile picture and just random stupid photos of horses and shit like that. It mentioned she was only staying overnight so he took a gamble on it being a horny slag and matched with her. He couldn't believe it when she turned up at the hotel, but he decided not to let her know that he recognized her. He said she was weird as fuck. Tits like hardened bags of cement, and she was always doing strange things like humming 'Kumbaya' and 'He's Got the Whole World in His Hands' while ballet dancing around the room. He also said that at one point during the night, she brazenly farted really loudly and then remarked 'who's the asshole talking shit behind my back?' before roaring laughing. Basically, he thought she was mentally ill.
Fan art of what they believe Monica is trying convey -.
Go buy your fancy carsTake you vacationsBuy a rolexBuy a motorcycleGet a ski condoImpress the ladies with your fine clothes and fancy hairDonate to charitySupport a causeSet up a trust fund for someone elseGet all the things society says you needRelax and enjoy your life of gluttony and slothThese things do not interest meI am going back under the knife as soon as I recoverI need to add back my upper left outside bicep tendon remove spurs and loose body from jointI am going to sufferMy money is going towards tendons and regenerative therapiesMy time and energy is going to training and recoveryI am tired of being told what I am worthI am worth fixingKnees are after shoulder and tendonI will rise like a Pheonix
I beg to differ.
For me, this is the Post of The Year. "Countless bad decisions..." LOL!
WYHI
What man would put his dick in that putrid snatch? Even Nurgle would be disgusted by the diseases she carries. Coming up in a few years, her video of trying to "turn the page", how she "found god" and is trying to "settle down" and "start a family".
I definitely would! In all three holes Ever heard of condoms? Otherwise the entire paid sex industry would be in trouble wouldn't itSmart girl, she makes more money than 99.99% of people. And btw, most NBA "stars" have fucked more than 500 women. But ofcourse they are decent, often married, and fucking 500 - 1,000 girls is normal blablabla. How do you think Magic got HIV infected? He was fucking 5 to 10 women per night. And without condoms.I don't think she will be able to fuck 1,000 guys in 24 hours, but it will generate loads more mony for her. She can retire to the Bahamas tax free well before she is 30. In contrast to 99.99% of bodybuilders, she is living the dream!
I wouldn't trust a tire tube for penetrating that pestilent gash.
Hanks nose cartilage has grown wide from the HGH...
It is always magical to witness bhank's ever evolving face. Looks like he is going deep into the homeless person look at the moment.
My first girlfriend, whom i still have feelings for, migrated to Thunder Bay a couple of years ago.
Bad luck mate, Matt C has probably added her to his breeding pool by now.
she will be sat in a corner her fanny licked bone dry and her face covered in ropes...
She's very talented: great face, tits, hair, skin, young, slim, white, perfect asshole. She looks better than 95% of the cheap tattooed OnlyFans whores:https://www.eporner.com/video-sAFD50x19h1/lillian-phillips-100-men-gangbang/
Yeah it’s crazy I looked her up and watched a video where some dude fucks her, pulls out and pisses on her and in her mouth then goes back to fucking her. I was surprised at how nice her pussy and ass looked, I assumed it would be all blown out or something due to her profession.
I wouldnt mind a pair of shoes made out of the skin between the fanny and the ass, it never wears out.
Quote from: bhank on July 18, 2022, 10:37:52 AMNo I have never taken MDMA in my fucking life again just liesQuote from: bhank on March 19, 2023, 07:27:51 AMI have never lied about anything. I said from day one I was on HRT. You don’t get to redefine TRT there is no dosage mentioned in any definition of TRT. I have absolutely at times need prescribed 2cc a week of 250mg which is 500mg just because you don’t think that is TRT doesn’t make you correct I also absolutely have not touched MDMA in the last 25 years. I don’t like that stuff not my thing at all just nonsense. I tried it once in college and hated it 25 years ago. I have no reason to lie about it
No I have never taken MDMA in my fucking life again just lies
I have never lied about anything. I said from day one I was on HRT. You don’t get to redefine TRT there is no dosage mentioned in any definition of TRT. I have absolutely at times need prescribed 2cc a week of 250mg which is 500mg just because you don’t think that is TRT doesn’t make you correct I also absolutely have not touched MDMA in the last 25 years. I don’t like that stuff not my thing at all just nonsense. I tried it once in college and hated it 25 years ago. I have no reason to lie about it
Lol the lies of this guy….
I found Kaz’s voice very soothing during the chaos of the WSM (sponsored by Met-Rx)
I have Kaz's voice as my GPS. sure beats Christopher Walken
I’d deliberately take wrong turns just to hear a disappointed yet stoic Kaz tell me what to do
