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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2300 on: August 10, 2014, 12:07:34 PM »
Re: DINA??????  

Anyone else misread title as dna?

I see DNA on my screen as well.



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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2301 on: August 10, 2014, 03:01:17 PM »
Getting two hotel rooms in Dubai and fucking whores when your girlfriend was with you?

No, not malicious at all.



To be fair it was a little bit more complicated than that, it was bit circumstantial how that whole thing went down.

Yeah....I guess shit happens but I didn't purposely go out of my way to hurt her and she did do a lot of fucking awful things to me.

I just think I am not relationship material anymore, I just can't deal with fucking constant dramas.

I am just at my happiest doing things my way than being tied down




Of course you didnt, the rooms booked themselves.



Ok fine I was a cu nt but if you knew the whole story I think you would probably go easier on me

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2302 on: August 10, 2014, 03:38:36 PM »
Mind = blown

I had a super obese manager as a teen at a fast food place, like 6'5" and 550lbs... we had an obese customer (so fat his stomach sat against the steering wheel of his car) order a custom sandwich with like 2500kcl of melted chedder added.... and when the customer got it and saw it didnt have ENOUGH cheddar, he screamed and called my manager a fat piece of shit and threw his sandwich though the window and onto my manager and drove off.

It was pretty entertaining watching someone who was easily 60% BF call a guy who was easilu 50% BF a fat POS because he didnt get enough melted cheddar om his sandwich.

Moral of the story - don't fuck with obese peoples calories.

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2303 on: August 11, 2014, 01:42:02 AM »

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2304 on: August 11, 2014, 02:17:58 AM »
The double meaning hurts like being slapped by Big Ramy in the face:




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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2305 on: August 11, 2014, 05:26:01 AM »
Re: Shaquille oneal likes to grapple naked



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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2307 on: August 11, 2014, 09:20:25 AM »

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2308 on: August 11, 2014, 10:58:10 AM »

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« Reply #2309 on: August 11, 2014, 11:02:47 AM »
I guess he gets more funds from Putin.

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« Reply #2310 on: August 11, 2014, 11:04:21 AM »
I guess he gets more funds from Putin.

Putin is very sad that Vissy and Goodrum broke up. Thus, he pays IronMeister a lot of money to keep making photoshops of the two. This makes Putin feel that true romance still exists.

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« Reply #2311 on: August 11, 2014, 11:08:36 AM »
Putin is very sad that Vissy and Goodrum broke up. Thus, he pays IronMeister a lot of money to keep making photoshops of the two. This makes Putin feel that true romance still exists.

Makes perfectly sense in a Getbig world ;D

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2313 on: August 11, 2014, 01:18:08 PM »
Re: Operation Free Titus

Any legal minds out here? Looking for loopholes, appeals, mistrials, etc. Let's get Craiggers back on the streets....where he belongs.




I recommend we put our money together and hire Soul Crusher, True Adonis, and 240 is Back.



Can you imagine TA in court with a big board and writing everything in big red letter when he wants to prove something, like he does on GB  :D :D

TA: ::to the jury:: "As you can see, my client must be innocent because I wrote it in big red letters."
Judge: "I don't follow. What do big red letters have to do with anything?"
TA: "A calorie is just a calorie.:
Judge: "Case dismissed."



I bet his receptors are nice and rested. Get him on a good pro-cycle and he will be state ready in under 10 months.


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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2315 on: August 12, 2014, 08:11:08 AM »
Re:I'm done banging fat chicks

They've always been the true failsafe on a night gone wrong.  But last night I met this fatty after the club was slow and brought her back to my place.  Cute girl but definitely on the heft side.  After she sucks me for a bit she lays back and I proceed to mount her.  I grab her hips and it felt like two bags filled with vaseline.  Still feeling the tren effects I am just pounding for too long.  The joy wasn't there.  I felt disgusted with myself for spending countless hours in the gym and dieting to make my physique into something to be proud of to be fucking a beached whale.  I made her jerk me off to cum while I kept my eyes closed thinking of a thinner chick.  I sent her home and just showered for 30 minutes in utter disgust.  From now on it's only thin girls and if I fail that night I'm settling with my hand or a hooker.  No more fatties.  Black guys rejoice, more fatties in the pool for you now.

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2317 on: August 13, 2014, 03:02:00 AM »
i think we complicate dietary stuff sometimes, its only complicated when you are tweaking it for superior athletic performance

the complicated stuff is electricity and magnetism

i had terrible acid reflux and was sick recently, i kinda was worried and scrambled for answers in the end i just drank olive oil with meals and BOOM zero indigestion felt great

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« Reply #2318 on: August 13, 2014, 03:36:39 AM »
I hate to admit it, but Falcon has gone full retard. Too many paint fumes.

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« Reply #2319 on: August 13, 2014, 04:40:19 AM »
I hate to admit it, but Falcon has gone full retard. Too many paint fumes.

as DaddyWaddy: he was amusing, everyone appreciated is online persona, plus he was ripped like a pro

as Falcon: we all saw the beginnings his mind fragmenting and the start of a mental break down.  Like an accident about to happen we all stopped and watched to see how it turn it out.

as Marty: we all cringe when "Jetro" post, we just hope that he doesn't make the 7pm news. "Shirtless fat guy sniffing paint thinner and a bottle of moon shine has been arrested for holding a woman hostage in his basement for years.  Feeding her dog dog mixed with olive oil and kale as he played music for on his guitar"
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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2320 on: August 13, 2014, 05:03:31 AM »
as DaddyWaddy: he was amusing, everyone appreciated is online persona, plus he was ripped like a pro

as Falcon: we all saw the beginnings his mind fragmenting and the start of a mental break down.  Like an accident about to happen we all stopped and watched to see how it turn it out.

as Marty: we all cringe when "Jetro" post, we just hope that he doesn't make the 7pm news. "Shirtless fat guy sniffing paint thinner and a bottle of moon shine has been arrested for holding a woman hostage in his basement for years.  Feeding her dog dog mixed with olive oil and kale as he played music for on his guitar"

Very elaborate explanation. Tbombz' downfall from naive teenage kid to born again christian HIV patient is comparable in sadness.

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2323 on: August 13, 2014, 10:10:34 AM »
Re: Jay Cutler's birthday cake (41 years old)





Needs more oil



Most vascular, striated arm Cutler's ever had.

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2324 on: August 13, 2014, 01:38:31 PM »
Very elaborate explanation. Tbombz' downfall from naive teenage kid to born again christian HIV patient is comparable in sadness.

yes, little Taylor has come far hasn't he.   From Candidate To Tbombz..  from wearing tank top to show his FDB to wearing ass out bunny suits for sandwich money

he once gave out supplements information to aid to fellow getbiggers... now he has AIDS.. aka black death.



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