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[FitnessFrenzy]

The double meaning hurts like being slapped by Big Ramy in the face:

[DroppingPlates]

Re: Shaquille oneal likes to grapple naked

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Re: Operation Free Titus

[FitnessFrenzy]

IronMeister is on fire!!

[DroppingPlates]

I guess he gets more funds from Putin.

[FitnessFrenzy]

I guess he gets more funds from Putin.

Putin is very sad that Vissy and Goodrum broke up. Thus, he pays IronMeister a lot of money to keep making photoshops of the two. This makes Putin feel that true romance still exists.

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Putin is very sad that Vissy and Goodrum broke up. Thus, he pays IronMeister a lot of money to keep making photoshops of the two. This makes Putin feel that true romance still exists.

Makes perfectly sense in a Getbig world

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Re: Operation Free Titus

Any legal minds out here? Looking for loopholes, appeals, mistrials, etc. Let's get Craiggers back on the streets....where he belongs.

I recommend we put our money together and hire Soul Crusher, True Adonis, and 240 is Back.

Can you imagine TA in court with a big board and writing everything in big red letter when he wants to prove something, like he does on GB 

TA: ::to the jury:: "As you can see, my client must be innocent because I wrote it in big red letters."
Judge: "I don't follow. What do big red letters have to do with anything?"
TA: "A calorie is just a calorie.:
Judge: "Case dismissed."

I bet his receptors are nice and rested. Get him on a good pro-cycle and he will be state ready in under 10 months.

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[FitnessFrenzy]

Re:I'm done banging fat chicks

They've always been the true failsafe on a night gone wrong.  But last night I met this fatty after the club was slow and brought her back to my place.  Cute girl but definitely on the heft side.  After she sucks me for a bit she lays back and I proceed to mount her.  I grab her hips and it felt like two bags filled with vaseline.  Still feeling the tren effects I am just pounding for too long.  The joy wasn't there.  I felt disgusted with myself for spending countless hours in the gym and dieting to make my physique into something to be proud of to be fucking a beached whale.  I made her jerk me off to cum while I kept my eyes closed thinking of a thinner chick.  I sent her home and just showered for 30 minutes in utter disgust.  From now on it's only thin girls and if I fail that night I'm settling with my hand or a hooker.  No more fatties.  Black guys rejoice, more fatties in the pool for you now.

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[Hulkotron]

i think we complicate dietary stuff sometimes, its only complicated when you are tweaking it for superior athletic performance

the complicated stuff is electricity and magnetism

i had terrible acid reflux and was sick recently, i kinda was worried and scrambled for answers in the end i just drank olive oil with meals and BOOM zero indigestion felt great

[FitnessFrenzy]

I hate to admit it, but Falcon has gone full retard. Too many paint fumes.

[Red Hook]

I hate to admit it, but Falcon has gone full retard. Too many paint fumes.

as DaddyWaddy: he was amusing, everyone appreciated is online persona, plus he was ripped like a pro

as Falcon: we all saw the beginnings his mind fragmenting and the start of a mental break down.  Like an accident about to happen we all stopped and watched to see how it turn it out.

as Marty: we all cringe when "Jetro" post, we just hope that he doesn't make the 7pm news. "Shirtless fat guy sniffing paint thinner and a bottle of moon shine has been arrested for holding a woman hostage in his basement for years.  Feeding her dog dog mixed with olive oil and kale as he played music for on his guitar"

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as DaddyWaddy: he was amusing, everyone appreciated is online persona, plus he was ripped like a pro

as Falcon: we all saw the beginnings his mind fragmenting and the start of a mental break down.  Like an accident about to happen we all stopped and watched to see how it turn it out.

as Marty: we all cringe when "Jetro" post, we just hope that he doesn't make the 7pm news. "Shirtless fat guy sniffing paint thinner and a bottle of moon shine has been arrested for holding a woman hostage in his basement for years.  Feeding her dog dog mixed with olive oil and kale as he played music for on his guitar"

Very elaborate explanation. Tbombz' downfall from naive teenage kid to born again christian HIV patient is comparable in sadness.

[FitnessFrenzy]

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[FitnessFrenzy]

Re: Jay Cutler's birthday cake (41 years old)

Needs more oil

Most vascular, striated arm Cutler's ever had.

[Red Hook]

Very elaborate explanation. Tbombz' downfall from naive teenage kid to born again christian HIV patient is comparable in sadness.

yes, little Taylor has come far hasn't he.   From Candidate To Tbombz..  from wearing tank top to show his FDB to wearing ass out bunny suits for sandwich money

he once gave out supplements information to aid to fellow getbiggers... now he has AIDS.. aka black death.

[FitnessFrenzy]

[FitnessFrenzy]

I'm such a permabulker I once ate my fortune cookie without realizing that I also ate my fortune along with it (true story)

[FitnessFrenzy]

Like Christy's "Now" face , that asshole looks pretty battered

Appears to be some pathological lesion near the hole of her butt. I question the integrity of this anatomical structure.

We've seen more impressive balloon knots from some of our very own getbiggers here.

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