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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2475 on: September 03, 2014, 05:45:54 PM »
"booty is fat".

No I'm not.
Here's a selfie.
I'm not fat.
Here's me again.
Here's me in my blue dress.
Here's me in my gunt tights.
Here's me before Dennis Wolf blew out my O-ring
See, I'm not fat.
Here's another pic.
See, I'm a little thick because of my nose job.
Here's another selfie.
I'm not fat.
My mouth isn't crooked, the room is slanted.
I'm not fat.
Here's me in my black low cut dress.
Here's me again in my black low cut dress.
Here's me again in my black low cut dress.
I'm not fat.
My friend melted her liver on Shredz.
I'm not dumb, I'm just fat.
I'm not fat, I meant slutty.
Here's the selfie I sent Lee while he was married.
I'm not fat, I'm under tall.
Here's my nude photo from 1993, it was sent to People.
By people I mean my sons third grade class.
I'm not fat.
Haha, I blocked you right after I baby wiped my chest.
He's not the mayor of my town.
I'm not fat, the lighting was bad.
I am done.
The 54DD's are to replace what I had naturally.
Groink weighs a little more than me.
I had plastic surgery on my vag.
It was to help with breathing.
I'm not fat, my waist is just wider than Nebraska.

"I am done"

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2476 on: September 04, 2014, 12:27:09 AM »
Re: Rich Pianino interviews Chris Cormier

About a year or so ago I was looking for someone to help me with contest prep. I got Chris's number and arranged a meeting on a Saturday at golds to meet train and work out a plan.

After the 2 hour drive up there,  he showed up 1hr and 30 mins late and made some joke about the cowboys where playing and he had to watch the game.. He was so high I couldn't see his eyes and he had a Hard time completing sentences

You weren't an attractive woman like Vida Guerra.

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2477 on: September 04, 2014, 12:32:26 AM »
Re: ICloud Hacks - Jennifer Lawrence nudes got released among others

The FBI is on the case





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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2478 on: September 04, 2014, 01:44:37 AM »
lol at the booty poem.  :D

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2479 on: September 04, 2014, 03:42:41 AM »
Re: ICloud Hacks - Jennifer Lawrence nudes got released among others

It's horrible. I just watched a video where she made it for her lover telling him she missed him and loved him. It's not meant for anybody else to view. Such intimate acts and moments all seen by millions all over the world.

<- strong double standards in this post.

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2480 on: September 04, 2014, 04:47:30 AM »
Re: ICloud Hacks - Jennifer Lawrence nudes got released among others

<- strong double standards in this post.

Solid reply:

stop using these machines when you interact with people (not telling you, just in general)

having sex, making love, flirting and dealing drugs is face to face activity. It means no text messages with dick pictures, no phone calls with moaning, no face time with ass cracks, no long conversations about how you're going to hustle pills from one place to another.

I'm not surprised at all that these videos leak in the internet because people think 'privacy' is only for criminals and then they go and video everything and share it in the internet.

I would never dare to go to any tv program or anything, because every fucking shit I have ever posted will be dug up in no time even if I have deleted them, because they are still there somewhere.



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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2481 on: September 04, 2014, 05:18:56 AM »
Re: Dexter Jackson- 15th Olympia- is this a new record?

i should be in the mister olympica jury

the world would never be the same

i would kick people with muscle tears to the end of the ranking

i would scrutinize limb length proportions to torso lengths feet size to calf mass and tibia length

nothing would get by me


cranium shape and size

teeth

every bone and muscle anal-lized



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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2483 on: September 04, 2014, 02:24:15 PM »
Getbiggers should each pitch in some money to pay Ronnie to train Halo for a week and document it.



i'm gonna be shouting ronnie coleman quotes at him during each set

the more profound and spiritual ones not the typical ones

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2485 on: September 05, 2014, 02:21:31 AM »
Re: Phil Heath SHUTS down a hater and makes a fan.







Wow, that dude folded fast. Obviously not a seasoned GetBigger.



Dam that dude would not last a day on getbig.

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2487 on: September 05, 2014, 01:58:22 PM »
Re: Ronnie Coleman became Father this week!

But I don't respect you, so your opinion is invalid. You will be in Hell.

That's OK, because I find it hard to respect any individual who wastes a perfectly good life believing in myths and fairy tales instead of seeking truth and wisdom. I also doubt Hell exists, because for Hell to be a REAL Hell, it would need to contain a majority population of Religious zealots spouting continuous religious nonsense, not unlike what happens here on earth.  And if Hell did indeed contain a majority religious population, it meant they were obviously wrong about faith and what it took to get into Heaven.  An even worse fate would be to end up in Heaven surrounded by the very religious nutters who make life on Earth Hell for all reasonable people.   Hope this helps.

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2488 on: September 05, 2014, 02:26:43 PM »
Re: Ronnie Coleman became Father this week!


Brilliant.

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2489 on: September 06, 2014, 01:49:00 AM »
Re: Women of CrossFit, Fitness & Athletics

I would slide my tongue down that poop shoot. Feet look rough though. So, no toe sucking.




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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2490 on: September 06, 2014, 02:36:25 AM »
Re: bitches be out of control - all out cat fight over halo

While in the club do you constantly have a drink in your hand so your arm is at 90 degree angle showing off the 18" guns?



i mix things up (muscle confusion)

sometimes i sit on a bar stool with my forearm resting on my knee in hammer grip position and other hand holding my wrist to get a nice relaxed but full view

sometimes when i feel veins popping i let arm hang

several women squeezed my arms last night, i was thinking "i wish getbig was seeing this shit"

i was standing in front of a couple at the bar taking money out of my wallet to order and i could see in corner of my eye that both of them were in awe of my guns

i think the man is a creatine warrior with 15" arms of peace

i felt like i was cuckolding him just standing there

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2491 on: September 06, 2014, 12:19:26 PM »


i feel like Falcon should have been a model jet setting from paris to nyc to london to tokyo

and tlaking about things like grass diets and eating dirt

even the way he talks about elecctricity sounds like it's coming from some female 21 year old model who has done a ;week of the noone diet eaten 1000  calories in the last few days and is on too much amphetamine salts (that's the key to that diet btw. not attainable otherwise if you want  your brain to funciotn that part was left out of book though. shots fired well cum on me bro)

but then he forgot to lift

must have eaten that bad dirt that one time

WITH RESPECT TO THE+ LEGEND. THE FALCON WILL FLY AGAIN

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2492 on: September 06, 2014, 01:45:15 PM »
Falcon needs to rediscover the consumption of orange clay from a two-foot depth.

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2493 on: September 06, 2014, 01:58:03 PM »
Falcon needs to rediscover the consumption of orange clay from a two-foot depth.

i agree that was when he was on fire

literally, i think he was on fire and trying to figure out how to put it out while he made those posts

i sometimes think "what is falcon doing NOW"?

lieterally i do, when i'm out, he is the ONE getbigger (as well as uncle) who i think "what are THEYYYY doing?"

in other words i want to start a reality show where myself and junior and lobstah drive down to be hired as painters for FAlcon's company  a


we will go to the gym daily

and go clubbing or to the bar or whatever they do in the south and eat Dirt and fuck whores and and blow coke and talk electricity

johnny will lose weight and go back to being a man dime

i am a perennial man dime

lobstah is dime-mynd (so much dime she shines bright like zee diamonds) and i am secretely in love with her because her writing so subtly hillarious

there will be a twist

shizzo dies!

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2495 on: September 07, 2014, 01:49:50 AM »
Re: Live from Romania (Radu took steroids)

He wasn't on that amount. You're just repeating what you have read.

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2496 on: September 07, 2014, 01:54:40 AM »
i agree that was when he was on fire

literally, i think he was on fire and trying to figure out how to put it out while he made those posts

i sometimes think "what is falcon doing NOW"?

lieterally i do, when i'm out, he is the ONE getbigger (as well as uncle) who i think "what are THEYYYY doing?"

in other words i want to start a reality show where myself and junior and lobstah drive down to be hired as painters for FAlcon's company  a


we will go to the gym daily

and go clubbing or to the bar or whatever they do in the south and eat Dirt and fuck whores and and blow coke and talk electricity

johnny will lose weight and go back to being a man dime

i am a perennial man dime

lobstah is dime-mynd (so much dime she shines bright like zee diamonds) and i am secretely in love with her because her writing so subtly hillarious

there will be a twist

shizzo dies!
This is the best idea anyone has had all week, until that last line...
...which was the best proposal of maybe the year.
Liver complications?  Brain death? Can people die of carpal tunnel, because I imagine between furiously pumping out inane shit in the name of "owning" people on getbig, and jerking off to screenshots of his own troll jobs, the dude might be at risk.

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2497 on: September 07, 2014, 02:02:10 AM »
War Machine vs Craig Titus  , for the LOVELOCK CORRECTIONAL CENTER  belt, who takes it?







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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2498 on: September 07, 2014, 02:45:27 AM »
war machine sounds like he'd be awesome at parties

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2499 on: September 07, 2014, 08:18:34 AM »