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[wes]

Quote from: bhank on May 24, 2022, 12:15:45 PM
I have seen your eating post you dont know shit about eating correctly fucking starvation ratios with ice tea gtfo

I eat skinless boneless chicken breasts,lean beef,fish,eggs and eggwhites,tuna,whey shakes pre and post workout in water,rice,baked potatoes,oatmeal,natty PB,olive oil,cream of wheat,rice cakes,yogurt,cottage cheese,and plenty of water.

Compared to your sloppy puke looking sausage and biscuits with gravy,subs laden with mayo,hotwings,pizza,soda,gatorade,cookies,ice cream, and pie,peach cobbler, one of your staple go to meals and the list of fast food crap too numerous to mention....you decide who knows more about what to eat especially when you have a heart attack and edema from failing kidneys genius.

Most pro bodybuilders eat along the same lines that I do,watch their videos......trust me,they do not eat like you on a regular basis.

I eat my fair share of cheat meals but all you eat is cheat meals......and you train like a kunt....no dedication at all....just GH and gear to counter the effect of eating like a 5 year old.

Get real or get lost.

[FitnessFrenzy]

BMWs from any year are good. I'm not a BMW enthusiast. I just liked the particular styling of that car. I did own a 2000 328i years ago. Nice balance of sport and luxury.

I've had all sorts of cars. 350z, Challenger R/T, Lexus ES300, Jeep Patriot....new and used.

Do you go on auto trader and filter all models built for lesbians within a 25 mile radius?

[FitnessFrenzy]

Could you live with this dime-piece?

[FitnessFrenzy]

Re: Goodrum has a boyfriend

I've had one for 3 years...he's moving away to Virginia next week so we are spending Memorial day together.  Completed his Masters and landed a job as some robotics engineer....guessing the race should be quite obvious
You folks need to realize that i've not been with Vissy in like 8 years....i've long moved on and so should everyone else

Asian?

Ding ding ding!!

Is that his full name?

[FitnessFrenzy]

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Hankins, you should start making Derek Anthony style videos. He is another that didn't care for our advices similarly.

[FitnessFrenzy]

try being a real man  and be truthful
having no integrity is why your in your situation

Really???  So, if i had a conversation with your ex-wife in Boise...what do you think she would tell me???
And be careful how you answer that question

[FitnessFrenzy]

Melvin likes to post things that will make some people think he is smart. He posted that his IQ was 131...1 point less than qualifying for Mensa. Then he told us he was awarded a PhD and that he was working on his thesis for a second PhD.

He truly does know how to pile the bullshit higher and deeper! Remember when he was offered a job in Nairobi? All bs designed to make him look important. He wasn't about to go anywhere. I recall a few months ago he was going to play the stock market as a way to make some quick money. Years ago his bank manager was licking his lips at the prospect of getting Melvin's business when he was about to open a studio on a reservation.

Didn't happen of course. Another time he posted about renting a cobweb infested premise for peanuts to open a studio of some sort. Nope, that didn't happen, either. All bullshit day and night. He used to promote prepaid legal deals and once tripped going up some steps at a prepaid legal convention. All these online stores and he still sorts out angry customers' problems with his phone company.

The only job he suited was guarding prisoners. Eventually he had to leave that place no doubt because he got treated the same as on Getbig. No matter where he goes his personality goes with him and the buffoonery continues. I don't watch his internet videos because what on earth has he got to offer. I did watch his debate with Vegan Gaines where Melvin got tongue-tied and came out an uninformed dope. Oh, I forgot, he did acquire some certificates and now is so proud of them that he puts them on his handle at Getbig.

Did you know Melvin boasted that he is related to a professional bodybuilder? Melvin won't say who this professional is and the pro won't admit he is related to Goodrum! About 20 years ago he figured that bodybuilding would be something he would be good at. He posted like he was some insider in the industry. Of course he bagged many people here. Eventually someone told him to post a photo and when he did people laughed out loud. He entered a couple bodybuilding shows and came last in his class.

One time there were only two competitors so he cherishes that second place trophy. I mean, who would post those internet fitness and nutrition certificates on the wall at home? Sure, we all credit Melvin with his determination to make money. Unfortunately we haven't witnessed much in that department, either. He is prone to exaggerate his financial standing.

He was going to get $200,000 in valuables and cash when he turned 40. Well, he figured out he could be anyone he wanted on the internet because who could contradict him? I consider him a low-life and asshole because of things he did to Derek Anthony and myself. He always posts that I haven't achieved much in life but goodness me what has Melvin achieved? He is a Getbig legend but for all the wrong reasons!

[FitnessFrenzy]

I'm not sure if ZeroPatience should be making fun of B. Hank.

Last I checked, the girlfriend of B. Hank doesn't lick his asshole?  Fucking disgusting. 

But in all seriousness, ZeroPatience is a cool dude, but why come back out of nowhere to post, basically just to slam B. Hank? I mean - 50 posts in the past four years, basically, and he felt the need to start a thread just to trash B. Hank?
I don't know...it's just not cool to me.

[FitnessFrenzy]

[balzac]

 

Joe Biden:

[FitnessFrenzy]

So how did you handle the divorce? Did you guys spilt your businesses and retirements up? Or did you decide since your marriage wasn’t legal the divorce wasn’t either?

Serious question I have known many couples who have lived together and claimed to be spiritually married but when it was over it was never like any divorce I’ve seen.

Didn't really have much to split but i just took what i needed and left the rest....mainly clothes, my computer, documents, desk, and an inflatable mattress and slept on the floor for a week until i was off work to go get a cheap futon.  Went to thr Goodwill and got a microwave for 15 bucks which barely worked and spent another 10 on glasses, plates and silverware.

It may not sound good but i was free

[FitnessFrenzy]

Re: I know that Chris Cormier was known for extremely heavy training, however....

I saw him eat a hand full of X one time and he was banging a stripper on our party bus. I thought he was going to have a heart attack he was sweating profusely.

[FitnessFrenzy]

Onemore homo asks

Yes. I am a homosexual.

But if you think you're taking a jab at me by posting my username in that fashion, keep in mind that:

Only one of us has gotten on a stage for an audience filled with old, horny and greasy men. Not just gotten on a stage, but strutted your stuff while wearing nothing but a thong, lathered in baby oil and "posing/dancing" to sensual music. All for what? To get a plastic trophy and serve as perpetual wank material after all those guys snapped pictures of you in compromising positions. For that night, you were just a stripper at a gay club.... fucking faggot.

Worst yet....

The only man I see chasing another man's dick all over the forum for weeks at this point, at all times of the day and night, is YOU. You pretend to be straight, but you've essentially made yourself Goodrum's bitch on this forum. You remind me of the faggots in prison that walk around holding on to their master's pockets.



So continue doing whatever it is that you think you're doing against Goodrum, because what you don't realize is that you've made yourself the forum's buffoon. Joy riding on a black man's dick. Get a grip on yourself you pasty faggot.

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[Taffin]

You know what, I banned you before for posting private messages and that's an offense you don't come back from.

Now, because you keep acting like a pasty fucking faggot, I'm going to ban you once more. The good thing is, psychology doesn't lie. Your rate of posting indicates that you have an addiction to this site and particularly in your attempts to combat Vince Goodrum. Now, I'll take away the needle and you'll be cold turkey'ing this bitch without any suboxone.

For as long as the internet exists, that little picture of you frolicking around like a pasty little faggot with the pink shirt, khakis and homo sandals will float around with your name plastered to it. The more and more people comment that there is the man that Vince Goodrum fucked raw for weeks on in, the more it will become an internet meme that any time coworkers or associates Google your name will show up for their pleasure and your complete annihilation. You will walk around the streets of Florida wondering who recognizes you as the fool who got penetrated by Vince Goodrum.

Goodbye faggot.

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epic is back = epic is gone

[AbrahamG]

epic is back = epic is gone

Good riddance.  Total twat.

[FitnessFrenzy]

Goodbye epic is back. Hopefully the ban is permanent.

[Hulkotron]

Tangling with Vince G is strongly correlated with poor outcomes.

[Hulkotron]

Why because you can't adjust your physiology the way I can adjust mine perhaps you don't have the same knowledge? I tested my girlfriend as a control her numbers have not changed in months same wrist monitor.

You love shitting on Wes and Prime for their age yet you won't come close to living as long as either

Yes he will....he has the power to control his physiology.  (but can't do anything about the crohns, ulcers, anal bleeding, high BP, agoraphobia, joint issues, hernias, kidney issues, hair loss, dyslexia, Nomophobia , omphalophobia, and chaetophobia)

[FitnessFrenzy]

[Taffin]

This from Megalodon is a work of sheer unhinged genius

I wonder if The Committee^[TM] might be minded to open a new category in this years GetBig Awards..?  Something like 'Best Piece of Art' or somethin..?

Oh, and we need to start watermarking this stuff - seriously - I've seen multiple pieces of GetBiggery escape into the wild - aka Instagram - for free!

The sexploitation of Platz is reminiscent of a scene from the movie Fame where a sobbing Irene Cara as "Coco" is manipulated into removing her shirt by an amateur porn director in what she was made to believe was a screen test with a legit movie director...

.... or something even darker....

[Taffin]

 

Second bit of genius GetBig art I've seen today

[FitnessFrenzy]

Re: For those who claim that Victor Martinez got robbed at the 2007 Olympia

I think that Dexter was robbed earlier that year at the 2007 Arnold Classic. Victor won, but Dexter looked better

I haven’t been sleeping well lately, and I think it’s because of this.

[Hulkotron]

Rambone has been on an upward-trending trajectory.

[Rambone]

Rambone has been on an upward-trending trajectory.

Just trying to keep up with my iron brothers Hulkotron, Taffin, Megalodon, Wes, BB and many, many others. I’m vacationing in Cape Cod at the moment, but I won’t let that or especially my wife get in the way of what we’ve got brewing on here. It’s a Getbig renaissance.

[robcguns]

Just trying to keep up with my iron brothers Hulkotron, Taffin, Megalodon, Wes, BB and many, many others. I’m vacationing in Cape Cod at the moment, but I won’t let that or especially my wife get in the way of what we’ve got brewing on here. It’s a Getbig renaissance.

Hey Rambone, where you at down the cape? I’m in Falmouth last few days.