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[FitnessFrenzy]

[Taffin]

This from Megalodon is a work of sheer unhinged genius

I wonder if The Committee^[TM] might be minded to open a new category in this years GetBig Awards..?  Something like 'Best Piece of Art' or somethin..?

Oh, and we need to start watermarking this stuff - seriously - I've seen multiple pieces of GetBiggery escape into the wild - aka Instagram - for free!

The sexploitation of Platz is reminiscent of a scene from the movie Fame where a sobbing Irene Cara as "Coco" is manipulated into removing her shirt by an amateur porn director in what she was made to believe was a screen test with a legit movie director...

.... or something even darker....

[Taffin]

 

Second bit of genius GetBig art I've seen today

[FitnessFrenzy]

Re: For those who claim that Victor Martinez got robbed at the 2007 Olympia

I think that Dexter was robbed earlier that year at the 2007 Arnold Classic. Victor won, but Dexter looked better

I haven’t been sleeping well lately, and I think it’s because of this.

[Hulkotron]

Rambone has been on an upward-trending trajectory.

[Rambone]

Rambone has been on an upward-trending trajectory.

Just trying to keep up with my iron brothers Hulkotron, Taffin, Megalodon, Wes, BB and many, many others. I’m vacationing in Cape Cod at the moment, but I won’t let that or especially my wife get in the way of what we’ve got brewing on here. It’s a Getbig renaissance.

[robcguns]

Just trying to keep up with my iron brothers Hulkotron, Taffin, Megalodon, Wes, BB and many, many others. I’m vacationing in Cape Cod at the moment, but I won’t let that or especially my wife get in the way of what we’ve got brewing on here. It’s a Getbig renaissance.

Hey Rambone, where you at down the cape? I’m in Falmouth last few days.

[Rambone]

Hey Rambone, where you at down the cape? I’m in Falmouth last few days.

Awesome. We’re planning on doing that lighthouse bike ride there on our way out of here to Boston in a few days. We’re staying in Yarmouth. Originally I looked into Chatham, but once I saw $1000/night at Bars Inn I quickly started looking for others place. I’m not a true Getbigger I guess. I don’t know anything about the area other than what I read, but Falmouth looks straight out of Jaws.

[FitnessFrenzy]

Mohammed is Josh?

I don't believe it...

Detective Brian's probably been up all night drawing Venn diagrams, popping Adderall, and pinning bits of paper to the walls as a medley of Getbig insults swirl around his genius brain alongside unsolved equations and flashbacks to the 1982 Olympia. "Think, Brian, think! What does this all mean?" Hahaha.

Josh will have texted something with "lol lol lol" in it, too. I borrowed that from him.

[FitnessFrenzy]

Believe it or not Shizzo has classic matinee idol looks

I’m not saying Shizzo is ugly but when he sucks cock it still counts as anal.

[FitnessFrenzy]

I’ll often be reading getbig and chuckle at something and my wife will ask what I’m laughing at and I’ll have to quickly make up something instead of saying “henda just called someone a stinking c*nt who should be set on fire”

[Taffin]

ESFitness: "Is that a gram?"

Brian Hankins: "New NPC card. Whaddya think?"

Hankins slides his card across the table; it's off-white, with the words BRIAN WOOD HANKINS: NPC COMPETITOR centered and embossed in black.
The assembled party gasp in admiration.

ESFitness: "Whoa! Very nice. Look at that."

Hankins proudly leans back in his chair.

"Picked 'em up from NPC headquarters yesterday."

ESFitness: "Good coloring."

Hankins: "That's bone. And the lettering is something called Silian Rail."

Michael Arvilla interrupts.
"That's very cool, Hankins, but that's nothing. Look at this..."

He whips out his card, laying it next to Hankin’s on the table. Off-white with the words MICHAEL ARVILLA: NPC COMPETITOR centered and embossed in black, it is basically indistinguishable.

"Eggshell with romalian type. What do ya think?”

Hankins smiles bitterly.
"Nice."

Tim Wescott then chimes in with, "Jesus. That is really super. How'd a nitwit like you get so tasteful?"

Hankins speaks in voiceover.
"I can't believe Wes prefers Arvilla's NPC card to mine."

Now Tim pulls out his card.
"But wait. You ain't seen nothing yet."
It looks exactly like the first two, except it reads TIMOTHY WESCOTT: NPC COMPETITOR.
"Raised lettering, pale nimbus. White"

"Impressive. Very nice.", Hankins mutters. "Let's see Muscle Matters’ card."

The room falls silent as Tim produces Wei Wu’s card.

Hankins speaks in voiceover.

"Look at that subtle off-white coloring. The tasteful thickness of it."

His face creases in horror.

"Oh my God. It even says IFBB Pro on it."

[Skeletor]

Let me tell you what I know when I add weight and continue to train then drop weight I have more muscle I can't add muscle at 6% bodyfat I need to add a little fluff to add muscle. Does anyone bulk in contest condition hell no. Do pros stay in contest condition hell no. The only guys who can do that are little guys who are not trying to add any size. I can stay 6% 195lbs year round but I can't make gains like that. I am trying to make real gains. If I want to be 225lbs shredded I need to be 235lbs fluff first. Also again I am actually dropping water weight right now lowering my estrogen retention. I don't have fucking edema I have a swollen ankle from a stingray bite big difference. I have also had Covid the entire fucking month of July. I am just now getting better. I will be in the commercial gym next week and pushing toward 235-240 by the end of August. I know I am gaining muscle as my strength is going up. By all means you starve yourself to 154lbs I am heading North

Mr. Stingray can you tell us what happened?

.

"So there I was in the water minding my own business, when this shaky guy comes up, and starts rubbing my fins. He seems a little geeked out, so I tell 'em "Whoa buddy, I appreciate friendship as much as the next guy, but I'm a very traditional type fish, I don't go for that fag stuff."

Next thing I know, he's trying to finger my spiracle, that's that blowhole looking thing right by my eye, but that's neither here, nor there. So  I take my stinger and I give him a good one right in the ankle. He lets out a yelp, and then goes running off yelling some bullshit about "Can't be faded". It is what it is."

[Taffin]

^^ X2 

[FitnessFrenzy]

haha great stingray story

[FitnessFrenzy]

Okay here's the deal, Matt did send via my Facebook messenger a photo of a penis with a hand next to it and a 30 second video of someone furiously jacking off and ejaculating. I'm not sure how those prove what he wanted proved. I have no idea whether the penis in the photo or the video was his. Could be anyone’s. Also, even if it is Matt and it probably is, he might have very small hands and therefore a small penis. Had the penis been the size of Johnny Falcon’s, Getbig’s own horse cock, there would be no question of its length and girth.
 
Happy now?

I think the photo is pretty clear. However, I could take a video of me measuring it directly.

None of this shit matters on Getbig though. You can post video evidence of anything, and get called out by people posting video evidence of nothing.

Now what we're on this topic - tell Getbig I blast loads like Peter North. Fuck, I blast bigger loads than Peter North.

Please confirm.

[Soul Crusher]

 

CREEPY

[FitnessFrenzy]

Definitely feel bad for Matt. Prime has been grooming him for over a decade by playing the "papa you never had" role and then blueballs Matt. What a fucking cocktease

[Rambone]

The Hankins hoof -

.

Dude's got the ashy weather beaten feet of a 54 year old Calcutta elephant trainer.

This made me laugh for a good 10 seconds

[Taffin]

This made me laugh for a good 10 seconds

Me too - BB posting some crackers lately!

Speaking of crackers...

Another gift from my wife!

bhanks:

[FitnessFrenzy]

The Sad Hankins VS The Chad Canning



❌ Assaults Old Men in the Street                                                                                 ✔️ Respects His Elders, Seeks Their Opinion

❌ Benches #245 on Half a Gram + of Steroids                                                              ✔️ Benches Big Numbers on 1/3 an Anadrol Tab

❌ Bleeds from Ass Occasionally                                                                                    ✔️ Shoots 8-10 Semen Lassos Per Session

❌ Bald as a Cue Ball                                                                                                     ✔️ Almost Too Much Hair   

❌  Beat Up By Baby Momma                                                                                          ✔️ Too Busy Dropping Loads to Fight Baby
                                                                                                                                          Mommas

❌ 0-3 in MMA, Tore Pec in unsanctioned MMA with Baby Mama                                          ✔️ Makes People Nervous with His Vibes

❌ Advanced Degree, Still Dumb as a Post                                                                         ✔️ Autism Makes Him Annoyingly Intellectual

❌ Has to Find The Right Underwear to Pose In                                                                   ✔️ Shops at Walmart, Doesn't Care About
                                                                                                                                            Fashion, Just Strength and Health 

❌ Nervous About Nipples Like a Woman                                                                             ✔️ Nervous About World Events Like A Man

❌ Thin As a Pin Naturally, Needs 10 Meals a Day                                                                 ✔️ Hardly Eats, Still Grows

❌ Spazzes Out When People Think He's Gay                                                                        ✔️ Hates The Gays, But Is Still Man Enough
                                                                                                                                              To Admire a Nice Piece
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               

[Hulkotron]

Extraordinary post by BB

[FitnessFrenzy]

Re: Our own Vince G got the monkey-pox! 😭

Flex Wheeler would get nightmarish PTSD upon seeing this.

I heard that Vince turned up at his doctor's office with giant purple lips, sweating, out of breath, and failed to pass a basic cognitive assessment. The doctor sent him home because nothing was out of the ordinary.

[FitnessFrenzy]

Quickerblade lived in Sydney and advised Getbiggers about dating women. Here is his warning about single moms:

"For the record my rant on single moms is not on single widowed moms.

Its directed at the women who open their legs to random men. Men that they know dont have any money nor does the bitch.

Now when the man runs away, I blame the fucken slutty lady, men will be men, a fucken women
should know better.

single moms are single because they have poor judgement. Joining the local church,  Hillsong, the local playgroup is not going to help. Ranting to your other single mother friends just makes it worse, keep drinking that caramel creme frappe (3022calories) let that sugar rush give you the only excitement in your miserable life, call the local council to remove that tree or add a stop sign, cause you are a miserable fucken loser.

Looking at the kid makes you depressed, cause he resembles the guy you fucked in the park and now you must raise ernie all by your lonesome hahhahahah. You keep saying you love your kid but if killing him wasnt a crime you would do it in a heart beat so you can go to the club on a Wed night.

Single fucken moms are the #1 cause of broken homes."

[robcguns]

From Illuminati

May The Fleas of 10,000 Goats Infest your Groin
& your Arms grow shorter so you're unable to Scratch your Balls.



This just cracks me the fuck up.