Okay here's the deal, Matt did send via my Facebook messenger a photo of a penis with a hand next to it and a 30 second video of someone furiously jacking off and ejaculating. I'm not sure how those prove what he wanted proved. I have no idea whether the penis in the photo or the video was his. Could be anyone’s. Also, even if it is Matt and it probably is, he might have very small hands and therefore a small penis. Had the penis been the size of Johnny Falcon’s, Getbig’s own horse cock, there would be no question of its length and girth. Happy now?
I think the photo is pretty clear. However, I could take a video of me measuring it directly.None of this shit matters on Getbig though. You can post video evidence of anything, and get called out by people posting video evidence of nothing.Now what we're on this topic - tell Getbig I blast loads like Peter North. Fuck, I blast bigger loads than Peter North.Please confirm.
Definitely feel bad for Matt. Prime has been grooming him for over a decade by playing the "papa you never had" role and then blueballs Matt. What a fucking cocktease
The Hankins hoof -.Dude's got the ashy weather beaten feet of a 54 year old Calcutta elephant trainer.
This made me laugh for a good 10 seconds
Another gift from my wife!
bhanks:
The Sad Hankins VS The Chad Canning❌ Assaults Old Men in the Street ✔️ Respects His Elders, Seeks Their Opinion❌ Benches #245 on Half a Gram + of Steroids ✔️ Benches Big Numbers on 1/3 an Anadrol Tab❌ Bleeds from Ass Occasionally ✔️ Shoots 8-10 Semen Lassos Per Session❌ Bald as a Cue Ball ✔️ Almost Too Much Hair ❌ Beat Up By Baby Momma ✔️ Too Busy Dropping Loads to Fight Baby Mommas ❌ 0-3 in MMA, Tore Pec in unsanctioned MMA with Baby Mama ✔️ Makes People Nervous with His Vibes❌ Advanced Degree, Still Dumb as a Post ✔️ Autism Makes Him Annoyingly Intellectual❌ Has to Find The Right Underwear to Pose In ✔️ Shops at Walmart, Doesn't Care About Fashion, Just Strength and Health ❌ Nervous About Nipples Like a Woman ✔️ Nervous About World Events Like A Man❌ Thin As a Pin Naturally, Needs 10 Meals a Day ✔️ Hardly Eats, Still Grows❌ Spazzes Out When People Think He's Gay ✔️ Hates The Gays, But Is Still Man Enough To Admire a Nice Piece
Flex Wheeler would get nightmarish PTSD upon seeing this.
I heard that Vince turned up at his doctor's office with giant purple lips, sweating, out of breath, and failed to pass a basic cognitive assessment. The doctor sent him home because nothing was out of the ordinary.
Quickerblade lived in Sydney and advised Getbiggers about dating women. Here is his warning about single moms:"For the record my rant on single moms is not on single widowed moms.Its directed at the women who open their legs to random men. Men that they know dont have any money nor does the bitch.Now when the man runs away, I blame the fucken slutty lady, men will be men, a fucken womenshould know better.single moms are single because they have poor judgement. Joining the local church, Hillsong, the local playgroup is not going to help. Ranting to your other single mother friends just makes it worse, keep drinking that caramel creme frappe (3022calories) let that sugar rush give you the only excitement in your miserable life, call the local council to remove that tree or add a stop sign, cause you are a miserable fucken loser.Looking at the kid makes you depressed, cause he resembles the guy you fucked in the park and now you must raise ernie all by your lonesome hahhahahah. You keep saying you love your kid but if killing him wasnt a crime you would do it in a heart beat so you can go to the club on a Wed night.Single fucken moms are the #1 cause of broken homes."
From Illuminati May The Fleas of 10,000 Goats Infest your Groin & your Arms grow shorter so you're unable to Scratch your Balls.This just cracks me the fuck up.
Thanks Rob Was Probably a reply to 1 of the islamic Scumbags or 1 of The Sheep like Fools.
WTF? He just got out of prison!
Who will die first ramy or nick walker
We can always hope for a tie. LOL
Figure 1: Shizzolic StuporEponymously named after patient zero, a Shizzolic Stupor is a rare form of alcoholic hallucinosis in which the individual becomes so inebriated that various inanimate objects start to resemble a man's penis. Assman, D. (2021) ‘A prospective longitudinal study of cocksucking in adult men’, Journal of Psychology, 53(3), pp. 254–261.
Google ScholarTITLE CITED BY YEAR A Prospective Longitudinal Study of Cocksucking in Adult Men 3,182,045 2021D. AssmanJournal of Psychology 53(3), 254–261
Mr. America, and twice Mr. Universe. He's turned professional this year, and is a contender for the Mr. Olympia title. Nick lives with his brother and dog in Tampa, Florida.
Brutal qualifier.
Annoucing Jizzney's new Woke production of...Schmoe White and the 7 DwarvesI am too stupid to put names in the photos but Elton is, of course, Schmoe White.
