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Title: Ross Erstling LIVE Comedy Performance / Challenge
Post by: Ross Erstling on October 21, 2010, 12:39:46 AM
"I Love To Bust a Nut!"



FRONT ANGLE: http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=439198370988&ref=notif&notif_t=video_tag
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Post by: EspenG on October 21, 2010, 01:14:53 AM
Is this for real????? This tread is gonna be legendary....
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Post by: Ross Erstling on October 21, 2010, 01:18:54 AM
Is this for real????? This tread is gonna be legendary....

CRAZIEST shit you have ever seen, huh? :D 8) ;D
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Post by: Meso_z on October 21, 2010, 01:21:18 AM
I think the most "comically" thing was the melonhead with a chimpanzee face trying to look like a "comedian".
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Post by: Kim Jong Bob on October 21, 2010, 01:23:06 AM
what a douchebag, who the fuck wears a tanktop to show off his muscles doing a comedyact?
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Post by: Ross Erstling on October 21, 2010, 01:24:09 AM
what a douchebag, who the fuck wears a tanktop to show off his muscles doing a comedyact?

That's the whole POINT, it's an ACT.
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Post by: hangclean on October 21, 2010, 01:40:20 AM
Couldn't get past 1:35.
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Post by: Meso_z on October 21, 2010, 02:01:00 AM
what a douchebag, who the fuck wears a tanktop to show off his muscles doing a comedyact?
Maybe he has "Carrot top" as his idol
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Post by: LatsMcGee on October 21, 2010, 02:02:42 AM
Derek Anthony has AIDS and will die broke and lonely. 
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Post by: TRIX on October 21, 2010, 02:45:51 AM
You no longer on the DA show? What happened
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Post by: LatsMcGee on October 21, 2010, 02:47:27 AM
You no longer on the DA show? What happened

DA gave him the virus. 
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Post by: The Wizard of Truth on October 21, 2010, 02:50:10 AM
Your legs were a laugh alright
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Post by: Schmoe Buster on October 21, 2010, 02:52:57 AM
"I Love To Suck Nuts!"



queer twink ::)
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Post by: Army of One on October 21, 2010, 03:07:29 AM
"I Love To Bust a Nut!"



Wasn't remotely funny, act or not, it was just embarrassing.
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Post by: spinnis on October 21, 2010, 04:00:11 AM
Didnt think it was funny. BUT I however give you props for daring to do it.
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Post by: LatsMcGee on October 21, 2010, 04:01:01 AM
Didnt think it was funny. BUT I however give you props for daring to do it.

He is very courageous coming out of the closet,  I agree. 
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Post by: ManBearPig... on October 21, 2010, 04:08:26 AM
way to yell like an idiot at an empty place.

oh brother, epic growing the balls to step on stage on a tuesday at 9 am when there's no one there.

also, the andrew dice clay combined with gay porn star act/look has gotta go, sister.

nice nose.
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Post by: spinnis on October 21, 2010, 04:10:23 AM
one of the fist tips ive heard it to Never look intiminating to the crowd.

you should have start covered up and then maby make a joke about soemthing that has to do with your body in the end and then show them.
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Post by: LatsMcGee on October 21, 2010, 04:11:46 AM
one of the fist tips ive heard it to Never look intiminating to the crowd.

you should have start covered up and then maby make a joke about soemthing that has to do with your body in the end and then show them.

Usually he just pulls his asshole apart and says go to town. 
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Post by: pellius on October 21, 2010, 04:11:55 AM
I tried to watch this with an open mind and open heart because it does take a lot of courage to do stand up comedy. Far more than posing on stage. When he started off yelling I gritted my teeth determine to endure the entire act. When he lifted up his tank top (oh brother) to show off his abs 40 seconds in I had enough.

I hate you even more.

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Post by: LatsMcGee on October 21, 2010, 04:14:07 AM
I tried to watch this with an open mind and open heart because it does take a lot of courage to do stand up comedy. Far more than posing on stage. When he started off yelling I gritted my teeth determine to endure the entire act. When he lifted up his tank top (oh brother) to show off his abs 40 seconds in I had enough.

I hate you even more.



It turns him on when you are mean to him,  he is probably touching himself reading your comments. 
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Post by: Wiggs on October 21, 2010, 04:20:54 AM
i made it to .32 seconds...i guess all jews aren't witty.
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Post by: LatsMcGee on October 21, 2010, 04:22:05 AM
i made it to .32 seconds...i guess all jews aren't witty.

Wiggs you would shit on him in prison. 
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Post by: ManBearPig... on October 21, 2010, 04:27:01 AM
Usually he just pulls his asshole apart and says go to town. 

are you saying that Ross Cockring's penchant for black cock gave  him the nickname "The Harlem Tunnel" , Lats McGee?
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Post by: Tapeworm on October 21, 2010, 04:29:05 AM
The funniest part was the lisp.
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Post by: Wiggs on October 21, 2010, 05:19:43 AM
are you saying that Ross Cockring's penchant for black cock gave  him the nickname "The Harlem Tunnel" , Lats McGee?

LOL...The Harlem Tunnel...lol
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Post by: TrueGrit on October 21, 2010, 05:30:16 AM
My toes have curled so much I'll need an operation to straighten them out.

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Post by: makaveli25 on October 21, 2010, 05:48:27 AM
You act like a big asshole up there not funny at all.
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Post by: Doug_Steele on October 21, 2010, 07:06:20 AM
If we say we like it, will you send out some "Protein Poppers"?  :D
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Post by: CalvinH on October 21, 2010, 07:10:16 AM
I tried to watch this with an open mind and open heart because it does take a lot of courage to do stand up comedy. Far more than posing on stage. When he started off yelling I gritted my teeth determine to endure the entire act. When he lifted up his tank top (oh brother) to show off his abs 40 seconds in I had enough.

I hate you even more.





Haha ;D
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Post by: Hulkotron on October 21, 2010, 07:14:50 AM
Couldn't get past 1:35.

I only made it to 1:33.

Ross you should start working legs.
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Post by: The Showstoppa on October 21, 2010, 07:17:05 AM
I only made it to 1:33.

Ross you should start working legs.

What legs?
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Post by: affeman on October 21, 2010, 07:17:48 AM
Saturday Night live is calling.
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Post by: SF1900 on October 21, 2010, 07:22:37 AM
The first minute was painful. I had to turn it off.
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Post by: ~UN_$ung~ on October 21, 2010, 07:27:25 AM
like a joe piscapo for the 21st century..........with even less talent and likability........(amazing that is humanly possible)
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Post by: Rami on October 21, 2010, 07:34:40 AM
Didnt think it was funny. BUT I however give you props for daring to do it.

People do all kinds of crazy stuff on drugs at the same time completely oblivious to how fucking retarded they come off.
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Post by: Oldschool Flip on October 21, 2010, 07:39:48 AM
The funniest part was the lisp.
All he talks about is busting a nut, his shameful endorsement for his supplements and all the while sounding like Cindy Brady on steroids..............
Title: Re: *Ross Erstling LIVE Comedy Performance!
Post by: Ross Erstling on October 21, 2010, 08:00:25 AM
You guys simply don't GET THE JOKE! It was a complete ACT, a total caricature of myself! HAHAHA I kept showing my abs!!! That **** was RIDICULOUS!!! CRAZY!! LOL
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Post by: Doug_Steele on October 21, 2010, 08:07:51 AM
You guys simply don't GET THE JOKE! It was a complete ACT, a total caricature of myself! HAHAHA I kept showing my abs!!! That **** was RIDICULOUS!!! CRAZY!! LOL

That was not funny but this is.  :D



 :o :o

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Post by: kevinf on October 21, 2010, 08:09:45 AM
You guys simply don't GET THE JOKE! It was a complete ACT, a total caricature of myself! HAHAHA I kept showing my abs!!! That **** was RIDICULOUS!!! CRAZY!! LOL

oooohh! now i get it..LMAO!! LOasdfsadfL!!!!  ::) ::) ::)
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Post by: CAPTAIN INSANO on October 21, 2010, 08:20:54 AM
HHAHAHAH   ::)
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Post by: Tapeworm on October 21, 2010, 08:26:58 AM
You guys simply don't GET THE JOKE! It was a complete ACT, a total caricature of myself! HAHAHA I kept showing my abs!!! That **** was RIDICULOUS!!! CRAZY!! LOL

Funniest part is still the lisp.
Title: Re: *Ross Erstling LIVE Comedy Performance!
Post by: Ross Erstling on October 21, 2010, 08:34:59 AM
Another CAMERA view!!

http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=439198370988&ref=notif&notif_t=video_tag
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Post by: TrueGrit on October 21, 2010, 08:37:18 AM
You guys simply don't GET THE JOKE! It was a complete ACT, a total caricature of myself! HAHAHA I kept showing my abs!!! That **** was RIDICULOUS!!! CRAZY!! LOL

Oh... now you've explained it my sides are splitting. This makes all the difference. LMAO, you're fucking hilarious. Haha, and to  think that we thought this was unfunny shit but through this Ross  clarification the joke was on us all along.. Genius.. ROFLMFAO..
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Post by: OneMoreRep on October 21, 2010, 09:09:33 AM
You guys simply don't GET THE JOKE! It was a complete ACT, a total caricature of myself! HAHAHA I kept showing my abs!!! That **** was RIDICULOUS!!! CRAZY!! LOL

Since you put it that way, I must say, it was pretty hilarious.

I think you should do a mini-tour around the US and use the same act you presented there.

"1"
Title: Re: *Ross Erstling LIVE Comedy Performance!
Post by: Ross Erstling on October 21, 2010, 09:14:19 AM
Since you put it that way, I must say, it was pretty hilarious.

I think you should do a mini-tour around the US and use the same act you presented there.

"1"

THANK YOU, someone who GETS IT!
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Post by: Nails on October 21, 2010, 09:18:50 AM
"I Love To Bust a Nut!"



FRONT ANGLE: http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=439198370988&ref=notif&notif_t=video_tag

Wheres that leg workout Ross?
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Post by: SF1900 on October 21, 2010, 09:23:35 AM
THANK YOU, someone who GETS IT!

No, Ross, I do get it. It just wasn't funny. I get what you were trying to accomplish. It just didn't come across as funny. Sorry.
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Post by: Ross Erstling on October 21, 2010, 09:25:21 AM
No, Ross, I do get it. It just wasn't funny. I get what you were trying to accomplish. It just didn't come across as funny. Sorry.

Is that NOT the most NARCISSISTIC display of behavior that you've ever seen?  8)
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Post by: 225for70 on October 21, 2010, 09:36:07 AM
Is that NOT the most NARCISSISTIC display of behavior that you've ever seen?  8)

Oh brother..Like anyone in the audience knows Testosterone is..
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Post by: Nails on October 21, 2010, 09:38:45 AM
I like how you still try and sell bodybuilding products on stage to a bunch of drunks at a comedy club.. thats the funniest part of the show and did you Bang that curly hair girl in blue?
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Post by: SF1900 on October 21, 2010, 10:49:12 AM
Is that NOT the most NARCISSISTIC display of behavior that you've ever seen?  8)

It might be. However, it still wasn't funny. Your end goal was humor--it was not accomplished.  :'( :'(
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Post by: SF1900 on October 21, 2010, 10:51:01 AM
Do you even wear a tanktop in the winter?  :-\ :-\ In the winter I bet you wear a tanktop under your regular clothes--once you hit indoors, the shirts come off and the tanktop is revealed. You know you do this.  :-\ :-\
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Post by: Ross Erstling on October 21, 2010, 10:58:51 AM
Do you even wear a tanktop in the winter?  :-\ :-\ In the winter I bet you wear a tanktop under your regular clothes--once you hit indoors, the shirts come off and the tanktop is revealed. You know you do this.  :-\ :-\

BUSTED 8)
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Post by: Nails on October 21, 2010, 11:03:59 AM
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Srbr7Wvfnes/Sa2J2Z3n78I/AAAAAAAAG5c/FQ3NQ1sTthk/s320/dice.jpg)


(http://www.contactmusic.com/pics/lb/clay_161108/andrew_dice_clay_has_lunch_at_cafe_roma_2176278.jpg)
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Post by: SF1900 on October 21, 2010, 11:13:58 AM
BUSTED 8)

Ever hear the motto: walk softly and carry a big stick.

Some modesty in life is a good thing.
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Post by: Ross Erstling on October 21, 2010, 11:41:25 AM
Ever hear the motto: walk softly and carry a big stick.

Some modesty in life is a good thing.

You're right, but once everyone recognizes my ACT as a unique style of comedy, the Narcissism will be humorous and not outright obnoxious.

I've spoken to MANY people today, and the overall consensus is that the performance was "Hillarious and outrageous". I was YELLING a bit too much, it detracted from my material. This was my very first time EVER going on stage and I am happy with my performance. My goal was to project the SUPER-ALPHA TESTOSTERONE MALE, and make fun of myself while doing so. This was a great experience and I can guarantee everyone will be laughing their asses off at my next act. Thanks for the feedback guys!
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Post by: Army of One on October 21, 2010, 11:44:22 AM
I've spoken to MANY people today, and the overall consensus is that the performance was "Hillarious and outrageous".

No, it was fucking awful, a man could strip naked, smear himself in dogshit then run in front of President Obama while jerking off and it would be outrageous but everyone would still think the guy was a tool and people would be laughing AT him, not with him.
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Post by: Nails on October 21, 2010, 11:44:50 AM
You're right, but once everyone recognizes my ACT as a unique style of comedy, the Narcissism will be humorous and not outright obnoxious.

I've spoken to MANY people today, and the overall consensus is that the performance was "Hillarious and outrageous". I was YELLING a bit too much, it detracted from my material. This was my very first time EVER going on stage and I am happy with my performance. My goal was to project the SUPER-ALPHA TESTOSTERONE MALE, and make fun of myself while doing so. This was a great experience and I can guarantee everyone will be laughing their asses off at my next act. Thanks for the feedback guys!


Take notes Ross this is good material and good delivery



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Post by: SF1900 on October 21, 2010, 11:52:43 AM
You're right, but once everyone recognizes my ACT as a unique style of comedy, the Narcissism will be humorous and not outright obnoxious.

I've spoken to MANY people today, and the overall consensus is that the performance was "Hillarious and outrageous". I was YELLING a bit too much, it detracted from my material. This was my very first time EVER going on stage and I am happy with my performance. My goal was to project the SUPER-ALPHA TESTOSTERONE MALE, and make fun of myself while doing so. This was a great experience and I can guarantee everyone will be laughing their asses off at my next act. Thanks for the feedback guys!

Yes, but you're also a narcissistic asshole in real life, even when you're not being a comedian. No offense, just stating the truth.  :D
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Post by: Ross Erstling on October 21, 2010, 11:54:46 AM
Yes, but you're also a narcissistic asshole in real life, even when you're not being a comedian. No offense, just stating the truth.  :D

Yes, I am egotistical, and I am extremely muscular, so I use these things to pump up my stage persona.  Basically, me on stage is just an exaggerated version of my true self. :)
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Post by: TRIX on October 21, 2010, 12:22:11 PM
(http://i478.photobucket.com/albums/rr149/massturbater/Twitter_Pic.jpg)

ross and phil
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Post by: BIG_STI on October 21, 2010, 12:41:38 PM
(http://i478.photobucket.com/albums/rr149/massturbater/Twitter_Pic.jpg)

ross and phil

How old is this? I thought Ross claims to be 220, and obviously its all upper body (no legs) looks to be well under 200
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Post by: BIG_STI on October 21, 2010, 12:42:24 PM
You're right, but once everyone recognizes my ACT as a unique style of comedy, the Narcissism will be humorous and not outright obnoxious.

I've spoken to MANY people today, and the overall consensus is that the performance was "Hillarious and outrageous". I was YELLING a bit too much, it detracted from my material. This was my very first time EVER going on stage and I am happy with my performance. My goal was to project the SUPER-ALPHA TESTOSTERONE MALE, and make fun of myself while doing so. This was a great experience and I can guarantee everyone will be laughing their asses off at my next act. Thanks for the feedback guys!

Give you that, at least you can laugh at your self, so many people are up tight these days.
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Post by: Nails on October 21, 2010, 12:47:13 PM
(http://i478.photobucket.com/albums/rr149/massturbater/Twitter_Pic.jpg)

ross and phil

Legit 14in arms on ross there
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Post by: dov on October 21, 2010, 12:50:38 PM
Hey Ross, keep up the good work man! Me think your act was funny and I get it!























just blowin smoke up you ass, YOU SUCK DONKEY DICK YOU PATHETIC FACKING ASSHOLEZ....Hopefully someone will crack a beer bottle over your head at your next "act"......seriously.
Title: Re: *Ross Erstling LIVE Comedy Performance!
Post by: Ross Erstling on October 21, 2010, 02:37:09 PM
How old is this? I thought Ross claims to be 220, and obviously its all upper body (no legs) looks to be well under 200

That isnt me you stupid piece of shit, this is:

(http://i55.tinypic.com/211ux35.jpg)

Yes, I train Mike The Situation...
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Post by: Nails on October 21, 2010, 02:38:10 PM
That isnt me you stupid piece of shit, this is:

(http://i55.tinypic.com/211ux35.jpg)


I would photoshop that sucker out of your hands ross, lolly pops are for cock sucking females
Title: Re: *Ross Erstling LIVE Comedy Performance!
Post by: Ross Erstling on October 21, 2010, 02:41:49 PM

I would photoshop that sucker out of your hands ross, lolly pops are for cock sucking females

It was after our haircuts, NJ barbershops always give out lolli pops.
Title: Re: *Ross Erstling LIVE Comedy Performance!
Post by: Nails on October 21, 2010, 02:45:45 PM
It was after our haircuts, NJ barbershops always give out lolli pops.


Oh well in that case Ross get your lollipop fix on
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Post by: CAPTAIN INSANO on October 21, 2010, 02:46:10 PM
That isnt me you stupid piece of shit, this is:

(http://i55.tinypic.com/211ux35.jpg)

Yes, I train Mike The Situation...

I take it you're his supplier as well Ross? Lil EQ, Anavar?
Title: Re: *Ross Erstling LIVE Comedy Performance!
Post by: Nails on October 21, 2010, 02:52:18 PM
That isnt me you stupid piece of shit, this is:

(http://i55.tinypic.com/211ux35.jpg)

Yes, I train Mike The Situation...


Damn, this picture says it all, Sorry Ross but you looked small next to Phil heath, and now you next to THE SITUATION only reassures me that Mike is a tiny tit and the camera adds 20lbs on him
Title: Re: *Ross Erstling LIVE Comedy Performance!
Post by: Ross Erstling on October 21, 2010, 02:53:04 PM

Damn, this picture says it all, Sorry Ross but you looked small next to Phil heath, and now you next to THE SITUATION only reassures me that Mike is a tiny tit and the camera adds 20lbs on him

I've never met Phil Heath, that is not a picture of me, sorry.
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Post by: Jake_W on October 21, 2010, 03:06:35 PM
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>


                                               :-X
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Post by: Jake_W on October 21, 2010, 03:07:24 PM
,,,
Title: Re: *Ross Erstling LIVE Comedy Performance!
Post by: SF1900 on October 21, 2010, 03:37:45 PM
Yes, I am egotistical, and I am extremely muscular, so I use these things to pump up my stage persona.  Basically, me on stage is just an exaggerated version of my true self. :)

Thus, why I said that modesty is a good thing at times.
Title: Re: *Ross Erstling LIVE Comedy Performance!
Post by: bodybuilder1234 on October 21, 2010, 04:36:30 PM
that was terrible
I honestly couldnt watch that shit, seriously.
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Post by: disco_stu on October 21, 2010, 04:40:10 PM
remember everyone, this is a guy with a 160 IQ.  ::)

ive got a tip for you douchebag...your IQ MUST be under 100 to do this shit and carry on like you do.

the evidence is overwhelming that you are dumber than average...quite a bit so.

this, and the belief that you are brilliant, plus your moronic posts.

you are rapidly rivalling DA and VG as number 1 GB punching bag.

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Post by: kiwiol on October 21, 2010, 04:44:16 PM
Usually he just pulls his asshole apart and says go to town. 

are you saying that Ross Cockring's penchant for black cock gave  him the nickname "The Harlem Tunnel" , Lats McGee?

LMAO!
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Post by: keanu on October 21, 2010, 04:51:31 PM
CRAZIEST shit you have ever seen, huh? :D 8) ;D

The act was like a run on sentence with the material. You have to learn when to pause, when to act psycho and get the timing down. You do have a niche market. There aren't many psycho bodybuilders doing comedy. There's definately Andrew Dice Clay going on there, you do have stage presence, but the delivery needs a whole lot of polish. Study some of the greats, get it down.

 Start with some calm scenarios and go into roid rage endings. It could be very funny, like 'the champ.'

Props for having the balls to put it on the line.
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Post by: tonymctones on October 21, 2010, 05:02:31 PM
you ever gonna post the 2nd bench workout video?
Title: Re: *Ross Erstling LIVE Comedy Performance!
Post by: johnnynoname on October 21, 2010, 05:06:49 PM
The act was like a run on sentence with the material. You have to learn when to pause, when to act psycho and get the timing down. You do have a niche market. There aren't many psycho bodybuilders doing comedy. There's definately Andrew Dice Clay going on there, you do have stage presence, but the delivery needs a whole lot of polish. Study some of the greats, get it down.

 Start with some calm scenarios and go into roid rage endings. It could be very funny, like 'the champ.'

Props for having the balls to put it on the line.

you giving comedy advice is a lost cause

the only way he will ever even have a inkling of a shot is if he is "in on the joke" and his act becomes nothing but self deprication.
Title: Re: *Ross Erstling LIVE Comedy Performance!
Post by: Nails on October 21, 2010, 05:08:18 PM
Hey Ross Howabout you get that person with the camera in the comedy club to follow you over to the gym and capture that leg workout this week?
Title: Re: *Ross Erstling LIVE Comedy Performance!
Post by: SF1900 on October 21, 2010, 06:13:05 PM
Hey Ross Howabout you get that person with the camera in the comedy club to follow you over to the gym and capture that leg workout this week?

Ross never posted leg pics  :D :D
Title: Re: *Ross Erstling LIVE Comedy Performance!
Post by: Ross Erstling on October 21, 2010, 07:17:48 PM
remember everyone, this is a guy with a 160 IQ.  ::)

ive got a tip for you douchebag...your IQ MUST be under 100 to do this shit and carry on like you do.

the evidence is overwhelming that you are dumber than average...quite a bit so.

this, and the belief that you are brilliant, plus your moronic posts.

you are rapidly rivalling DA and VG as number 1 GB punching bag.




My IQ is 135 = 99th percentile
http://www.modernfitnessforum.com/blogs/ross-erstling/195-ross-erstlings-iq-score-135-99th-percentile.html

‎**Listen, in order to appreciate the BRILLIANCE of my performance, you must understand that the entire thing was a complete ACT. It was a deliberate caricature of myself, displaying the most outrageous narcissistic behavior possible. Once you grasp this, you can fully comprehend the beauty and complexity of my performance
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Post by: Doug_Steele on October 21, 2010, 07:26:32 PM
Send me some "Protein Poppers" Ross.  ;)
Title: Re: *Ross Erstling LIVE Comedy Performance!
Post by: che on October 21, 2010, 07:30:53 PM
"I Love To Bust a Nut!"



FRONT ANGLE: http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=439198370988&ref=notif&notif_t=video_tag

Hahhaaa, that  was some funny shit Ross ,these clowns at getbig don't know shit about comedy ,props man.
Title: Re: *Ross Erstling LIVE Comedy Performance!
Post by: chaos on October 21, 2010, 07:45:16 PM
Hahhaaa, that  was some funny shit Ross ,these clowns at getbig don't know shit about comedy ,props man.
You been drinking tonight ??? I couldn't take it anymore when he lifted up his shirt, I shut it down.

On a side note when diturbia called him he was yelling and screaming, he blamed it on being in the car.....what's the excuse this time?
Title: Re: *Ross Erstling LIVE Comedy Performance!
Post by: TacoBell on October 21, 2010, 07:48:56 PM

My IQ is 135 = 99th percentile
http://www.modernfitnessforum.com/blogs/ross-erstling/195-ross-erstlings-iq-score-135-99th-percentile.html

‎**Listen, in order to appreciate the BRILLIANCE of my performance, you must understand that the entire thing was a complete ACT. It was a deliberate caricature of myself, displaying the most outrageous narcissistic behavior possible. Once you grasp this, you can fully comprehend the beauty and complexity of my performance

Ross, its not an act, thats actually you.  See if Fatpanda did that, it would be an act, and funny, but you doing it is just ur usual attention whore self.

Also any leg pics yet?  ::)
Title: Re: *Ross Erstling LIVE Comedy Performance!
Post by: gib on October 21, 2010, 07:52:55 PM
How many times did Ross show his abs in that vid?

And I love how he mentions, even his routine, that he trains famous people :)
Title: Re: *Ross Erstling LIVE Comedy Performance!
Post by: che on October 21, 2010, 07:54:55 PM
You been drinking tonight ??? I couldn't take it anymore when he lifted up his shirt, I shut it down.

On a side note when diturbia called him he was yelling and screaming, he blamed it on being in the car.....what's the excuse this time?
Fuck , you just ruined my bait  >:(
Title: Re: *Ross Erstling LIVE Comedy Performance!
Post by: disturbia on October 21, 2010, 07:55:47 PM
Ross we have been civil to each other so in regards to 2 things I will not be a dick:

1. Your legs, even in jeans, seem very small. Yes a person can tell, they are very unproportianate.
2. For your build, and the persona you carry, that is a BRUTAL haircut.  I mean stone cold borderline retarded. The sideburn area is cut halfway up the top of the head and the rest of it looks like a bowlhead special. Why don't you grow your hair more fashionable?
Title: Re: *Ross Erstling LIVE Comedy Performance!
Post by: unracked on October 21, 2010, 08:03:51 PM
I didn't laugh.
Title: Re: *Ross Erstling LIVE Comedy Performance!
Post by: chaos on October 21, 2010, 08:13:44 PM
Fuck , you just ruined my bait  >:(
Would it make you feel better to post some shots of your wifes ass for us to see ???
Title: Re: *Ross Erstling LIVE Comedy Performance!
Post by: gib on October 21, 2010, 08:14:23 PM
Ross we have been civil to each other so in regards to 2 things I will not be a dick:

The sideburn area is cut halfway up the top of the head and the rest of it looks like a bowlhead special.

HAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHA - A getbig classic!
Title: Re: *Ross Erstling LIVE Comedy Performance!
Post by: Coach is Back! on October 21, 2010, 08:35:56 PM
"I Love To Bust a Nut!"



FRONT ANGLE: http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=439198370988&ref=notif&notif_t=video_tag


FAIL

Title: Re: *Ross Erstling LIVE Comedy Performance!
Post by: Voice of Doom on October 21, 2010, 09:06:30 PM
Ross we have been civil to each other so in regards to 2 things I will not be a dick:

1. Your legs, even in jeans, seem very small. Yes a person can tell, they are very unproportianate.
2. For your build, and the persona you carry, that is a BRUTAL haircut.  I mean stone cold borderline retarded. The sideburn area is cut halfway up the top of the head and the rest of it looks like a bowlhead special. Why don't you grow your hair more fashionable?

uumm...I dont believe it's possible to "grow" a rug...
Title: Re: *Ross Erstling LIVE Comedy Performance!
Post by: pellius on October 22, 2010, 04:25:12 AM

My IQ is 135 = 99th percentile
http://www.modernfitnessforum.com/blogs/ross-erstling/195-ross-erstlings-iq-score-135-99th-percentile.html

‎**Listen, in order to appreciate the BRILLIANCE of my performance, you must understand that the entire thing was a complete ACT. It was a deliberate caricature of myself, displaying the most outrageous narcissistic behavior possible. Once you grasp this, you can fully comprehend the beauty and complexity of my performance

There is no brilliance, beauty or complexity to your performance. You're a conceited, self-absorbed ass with a rich daddy. Just another shallow, fake, juiced up guido punk. We get your act, your whole life is an act, and we see right through it. 

So now your IQ is 135. I think GetBig is a little over head and best you move on. We'll keep getting you to lower your IQ down to where it really is. 85? 90?

Trash?  My IQ is over 160, I started my company at the age of 23 years old and grossed my first quarter million within a year.  Success is happiness. What does my particular style of dress have to do with the quality of my character.  

You, are a judgemental little fag.  8)
Title: Re: *Ross Erstling LIVE Comedy Performance!
Post by: wes on October 22, 2010, 04:41:05 AM
One of the biggest assholes online,no doubt!!
Title: Re: *Ross Erstling LIVE Comedy Performance!
Post by: flinstones1 on October 22, 2010, 04:42:37 AM
Ross, let me ask you did you pick up that girl with the curly hair in the blue?

 abusing gear, never going more than 3 hours without protein for 10 years straight, yet still unable to get  your typical 7 at a local bar in Jersey.  :-\
Title: Re: *Ross Erstling LIVE Comedy Performance!
Post by: TrueGrit on October 22, 2010, 05:36:57 AM
Big, big difference between a 160 and a 135 IQ. Good of you to admit that you lied. Could one expect anything less from a steroid-loving supplement salesman?
Title: Re: *Ross Erstling LIVE Comedy Performance!
Post by: Ross Erstling on October 22, 2010, 07:34:26 AM
Big, big difference between a 160 and a 135 IQ. Good of you to admit that you lied. Could one expect anything less from a steroid-loving supplement salesman?

Actually, it's more important to look at the score breakdowns and the different strength and weaknesses in cognitive function.

My PERFORMANCE IQ is in the 99.7th percentile, my IQ would have been OVER 160 had I tested better in MATH.  My MATH score was only average, which brought down my total IQ score significantly.  Truth be told, in SOME aspects of cognitive function, I am one of the smartest men on the planet.  FACT.
Title: Re: *Ross Erstling LIVE Comedy Performance!
Post by: Jizzacked on October 22, 2010, 08:19:55 AM
I don't understand why ross is going on and on about this IQ business... this test clearly shows he was about 12 years old when this alleged measurement of his mind took place.  ::)
Title: Re: *Ross Erstling LIVE Comedy Performance!
Post by: Ross Erstling on October 22, 2010, 08:23:19 AM
I don't understand why ross is going on and on about this IQ business... this test clearly shows he was about 12 years old when this alleged measurement of his mind took place.  ::)

IQ score does not change throughout life. Most IQ scores are based on childhood testing.
Title: Re: *Ross Erstling LIVE Comedy Performance!
Post by: TrueGrit on October 22, 2010, 09:04:59 AM


Rozz, I like you in a simian, pelican-nosed, Neanderthal-man-with-eyes-too-close-together- kinda way so I'm not looking to shit in your hat ...but:

You lied. You said it was 160 and now admit it's 135- which is respectable but a different ballpark. You're now saying it WOULD have been 160 IF you could choose one aspect of the test and omit another. That's not how it works. In fact, it goes against the whole purpose of an IQ test.


Carry on though..you're good fun.
Title: Re: *Ross Erstling LIVE Comedy Performance!
Post by: Ross Erstling on October 22, 2010, 09:09:06 AM

Rozz, I like you in a simian, pelican-nosed, Neanderthal-man-with-eyes-too-close-together- kinda way so I'm not looking to shit in your hat ...but:

You lied. You said it was 160 and now admit it's 135- which is respectable but a different ballpark. You're now saying it WOULD have been 160 IF you could choose one aspect of the test and omit another. That's not how it works. In fact, it goes against the whole purpose of an IQ test.


Carry on though..you're good fun.

What I'm saying is, there may be a guy who can calculate the gravitational forces of the planets during different orbital paths, but I will absolutely guarantee my that verbal intelligence is higer than his or anyone else's I've ever met or heard, for that matter.  In some aspects of cognitive function, I am an anomaly.
Title: Re: *Ross Erstling LIVE Comedy Performance!
Post by: clued-up on October 22, 2010, 09:16:36 AM
I am an anomaly.

In an oddball, nutty type of way... sure.
Title: Re: *Ross Erstling LIVE Comedy Performance!
Post by: ManBearPig... on October 22, 2010, 09:22:44 AM
IQ score does not change throughout life. Most IQ scores are based on childhood testing.

yeah it does you stupid fuck.  it actually diminishes with age because the age ratio reduces.  jesus you're fucking stupid.

"Losst Cockring"
Title: Re: *Ross Erstling LIVE Comedy Performance!
Post by: Mr. Magoo on October 22, 2010, 09:23:47 AM
lmao at some guy coming on getbig to defend his IQ

talk about positive realism, 90% of people think they are in the top 10% in intelligence

oh brother  ::)
Title: Re: *Ross Erstling LIVE Comedy Performance!
Post by: BIG_STI on October 22, 2010, 09:33:23 AM
That isnt me you stupid piece of shit, this is:

(http://i55.tinypic.com/211ux35.jpg)

Yes, I train Mike The Situation...

Epic looking big next to a 160lb twink, lets face it everything you've posted on this site has been a lie, from you BS bench claims and half reps to your drug addicted, freeloading off of daddy life style. You truly are a big nose, Jew, POS, guido wannabe
Title: Re: *Ross Erstling LIVE Comedy Performance!
Post by: Ross Erstling on October 22, 2010, 09:35:14 AM
yeah it does you stupid fuck.  it actually diminishes with age because the age ratio reduces.  jesus you're fucking stupid.

"Losst Cockring"

You moron, of course your general IQ can slightly diminish with age, as your brain ages.  The point is that IQ tests are a reliable predictor of intelligence that does not change significantly over time. Stop arguing semantics, fool.
Title: Re: *Ross Erstling LIVE Comedy Performance!
Post by: ManBearPig... on October 22, 2010, 10:34:05 AM
You moron, of course your general IQ can slightly diminish with age, as your brain ages.  The point is that IQ tests are a reliable predictor of intelligence that does not change significantly over time. Stop arguing semantics, fool.

Semantics?

You asshole, you're arguing that the word "does" means "does not".

Nice nose.
Title: Re: *Ross Erstling LIVE Comedy Performance!
Post by: Doug_Steele on October 22, 2010, 10:46:19 AM
You moron, of course your general IQ can slightly diminish with age, as your brain ages.  The point is that IQ tests are a reliable predictor of intelligence that does not change significantly over time. Stop arguing semantics, fool.

What college did you attend and what was you GPA when you finished?  ??? ??? With your 160 IQ, you must have attended a better then average college.
Title: Re: *Ross Erstling LIVE Comedy Performance!
Post by: tonymctones on October 22, 2010, 12:09:30 PM
you ever gonna post the 2nd bench workout video?
Title: Re: *Ross Erstling LIVE Comedy Performance!
Post by: Hulkotron on October 22, 2010, 01:52:48 PM
I think Ross shared his leg workout tips with The Situation.
Title: Re: *Ross Erstling LIVE Comedy Performance!
Post by: Army of One on October 22, 2010, 01:54:04 PM
Ross needs to stop his 5 times weekly nose training and start training those things he calls legs, Ive seen landmine victims with more size.
Title: Re: *Ross Erstling LIVE Comedy Performance!
Post by: The True Adonis on October 22, 2010, 01:56:36 PM
What I'm saying is, there may be a guy who can calculate the gravitational forces of the planets during different orbital paths, but I will absolutely guarantee my that verbal intelligence is higer than his or anyone else's I've ever met or heard, for that matter.  In some aspects of cognitive function, I am an anomaly.
We could take over the world.  Wait, we already have.  Don`t worry about these guys Ross, they aren`t allowed in La Kosher Nostra anyways so they will never understand. 8)
Title: Re: *Ross Erstling LIVE Comedy Performance!
Post by: CigaretteMan on October 22, 2010, 03:04:29 PM
"I Love To Bust a Nut!"



FRONT ANGLE: http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=439198370988&ref=notif&notif_t=video_tag

  Aren't you the guy who claimed a 160 IQ ??? For a guy with an intellect considerably above a suma cum laude Harvard professor I must say that you strike me as being very, very dull.
Title: Re: *Ross Erstling LIVE Comedy Performance!
Post by: LatsMcGee on October 22, 2010, 04:13:37 PM
Ross Pursesling is lollipop licking bottom. 
Title: Re: *Ross Erstling LIVE Comedy Performance!
Post by: Nails on October 22, 2010, 04:15:13 PM
 
Title: Re: *Ross Erstling LIVE Comedy Performance!
Post by: w8m8 on October 22, 2010, 05:48:49 PM
That's the whole POINT, it's an ACT.

sorry .. it was awful .. you try way too hard .. and it's just not entertaining

I'm not hating on you .. just sayin' it wasn't good dude .. really


Title: Re: *Ross Erstling LIVE Comedy Performance!
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on October 22, 2010, 06:00:24 PM
This is embarrassing. But on the bright side at least you can buy your pants off the rack at any boy/girl section of every shopping outlet on the planet. So you got that going for ya :-\
Title: Re: *Ross Erstling LIVE Comedy Performance!
Post by: CigaretteMan on October 22, 2010, 06:06:58 PM
Actually, it's more important to look at the score breakdowns and the different strength and weaknesses in cognitive function.

My PERFORMANCE IQ is in the 99.7th percentile, my IQ would have been OVER 160 had I tested better in MATH.  My MATH score was only average, which brought down my total IQ score significantly.  Truth be told, in SOME aspects of cognitive function, I am one of the smartest men on the planet.  FACT.

  99.7% would be IQ 143. I am sorry, but I am not buying. That would be the IQ of an M.I.T math professor. You strike me as having an IQ in the low average range, where average is 90-109, so I would say your IQ is between 90 and 100. I think 95 is about right for you.

Title: Re: *Ross Erstling LIVE Comedy Performance!
Post by: BB is Serious on October 22, 2010, 10:43:20 PM
Ross that was Fucking SAD most can't watch your act, as most here have said people are laughing at you not with you.Comedy is not your field try sticking to what you know best INJECTING DRUGS.With a little luck you could be doing this act from hospital when ya kidneys fuckup.
Title: Re: *Ross Erstling LIVE Comedy Performance!
Post by: Ross Erstling on October 23, 2010, 09:33:43 AM
 99.7% would be IQ 143. I am sorry, but I am not buying. That would be the IQ of an M.I.T math professor. You strike me as having an IQ in the low average range, where average is 90-109, so I would say your IQ is between 90 and 100. I think 95 is about right for you.



Actually, you're close, it puts my performance IQ at 141(99.7%tile)
(http://i53.tinypic.com/28at4ja.jpg)
Title: Re: *Ross Erstling LIVE Comedy Performance!
Post by: SF1900 on October 23, 2010, 09:43:01 AM
I'm still waiting for leg pics. Are you scared to post leg pics because you have chicken legs?  :D :D ;) Hahaha, upper body man only, huh?
Title: Re: *Ross Erstling LIVE Comedy Performance!
Post by: Ex Coelis on October 23, 2010, 09:45:14 AM
obnoxious vulgarity
Title: Re: *Ross Erstling LIVE Comedy Performance!
Post by: Ross Erstling on October 23, 2010, 10:57:35 AM
obnoxious vulgarity

Pussy...
Title: Re: *Ross Erstling LIVE Comedy Performance!
Post by: Ross Erstling on October 23, 2010, 10:59:05 AM
Pussy...

In order to appreciate the BRILLIANCE of my performance, you must understand that the entire thing was a complete ACT. It was a deliberate caricature of myself, displaying the most outrageous narcissistic behavior possible. Once you grasp this, you can fully comprehend the beauty and complexity of my performance.
Title: Re: *Ross Erstling LIVE Comedy Performance!
Post by: Hulkotron on October 23, 2010, 11:25:50 AM
In order to appreciate the BRILLIANCE of my performance, you must understand that the entire thing was a complete ACT. It was a deliberate caricature of myself, displaying the most outrageous narcissistic behavior possible. Once you grasp this, you can fully comprehend the beauty and complexity of my performance.

You've made this same post like a dozen times and it's still not funny.
Title: Re: *Ross Erstling LIVE Comedy Performance!
Post by: Ross Erstling on October 23, 2010, 11:30:57 AM
You've made this same post like a dozen times and it's still not funny.

It has 1600 views in 1 day, I've gotten numerous phone calls, txts, and emails telling me how awesome and hilarious the performance was.

I am a controversial guy; you're gonna either love me or hate me, there is no in between.
Title: Re: *Ross Erstling LIVE Comedy Performance!
Post by: chaos on October 23, 2010, 12:53:18 PM
I am a controversial guy;
LOL Nothing controversial about you, people just like seeing others that are retarded acting it out on stage. ;)
Title: Re: *Ross Erstling LIVE Comedy Performance!
Post by: The Ugly on October 23, 2010, 12:57:33 PM
A more literate Derek Anthony is all.
Title: Re: *Ross Erstling LIVE Comedy Performance!
Post by: CigaretteMan on October 25, 2010, 06:17:57 AM
Actually, you're close, it puts my performance IQ at 141(99.7%tile)
(http://i53.tinypic.com/28at4ja.jpg)

  Actually, 99.7% is IQ 143 when the standard deviation is 16. You first claimed that your testing was with the Stanford-Binet, and the Stanford-Binet uses a standrd deviation of 16. So now you are presenting a Wechsler score.

  In any case, your full scale IQ is what matters, and it is not 160 or even 141  but 135. To be honest with you, I still believe that 135 is too high for you and that you faked this document. 135 IQ would be an engineer from a top school or a medical surgeon, and not a brutish guido like yourself. But assuming you didn't fake the document, your score is a childhood score and childhood scores are usually much higher than adult scores. An IQ of 120 is believable for you if we really, really push suspension of disbelief to an extreme degree, but no way do you have an IQ above 120.
Title: Re: *Ross Erstling LIVE Comedy Performance!
Post by: Hulkotron on October 25, 2010, 06:24:21 AM
It has 1600 views in 1 day, I've gotten numerous phone calls, txts, and emails telling me how awesome and hilarious the performance was.

I am a controversial guy; you're gonna either love me or hate me, there is no in between.

I've gotten numerous phone calls, txts, and emails telling me how terrible it was so I guess we'll never know who's right.
Title: Re: *Ross Erstling LIVE Comedy Performance!
Post by: gib on October 25, 2010, 07:02:09 AM
I enjoyed the performance. Seriously, who here cannot deny that it would be hillarios to see live!

Did you see the look on the chick's face, when he did a jerk-off simulation? I loved it!

Ross could pack comedy clubs with that shit - its damn funny!
Title: OPEN CHALLENGE TO ROSS ERSTLING.
Post by: suckmymuscle on October 25, 2010, 07:37:54 AM
  This brutish-looking guido claims an IQ of 160, which would put him far above your average M.I.T professor(IQ 143) and in the same league as Darwin, Kepler, Kant and Maxwell in intelligence. Well, this is Ross' chance to prove it!!!!!! This problem was published in the Mensa journal and so far over 3,000 Mensans(average IQ 136) have unsuccessfully tried to solve it. This problem was presented to a group consisting of 200 M.I.T and CalTech physics and math professors(average IQ 143) and none could solve the problem. Estimates that 99.997% of the general population cannot solve it.

  The problem has been solved by me and by two others I am aware of. Here is the problem:

 A certain gear system consists of five concentric, superimposed discs: A, B, C, D and E, which are mounted on a solid platform, taken as a stationary reference. The discs have different sizes and spin at different speeds. All the discs spin at constant speed, some clockwise and some counter-clockwise. Each disc has a red dot on it's surface, and initially all these dots are not lined up. At a given moment, all the discs start spinning simultaneously, each at their own speed, without any contact between them. It takes 7 minutes for disc A, 13 minutes for disc B, 17 minutes for disc C, 19 minutes for disc D and 23 minutes for disc E to complete a full 360 degree spin. After a certain time, all discs were aligned, disc A being in the same position it was 2 minutes after it started spinning, disc B being in the same position it was 3 minutes after it started spinning, disc C being in the same position it was 4 minutes after it started spinning, disc D being in the same position it was 7 minutes after it started to spin and disc E being in the same position it was 9 minutes after it started to spin. How much time elapsed from the moment the discs started to spin until the discs reached that configuration for the first time?

  Out of 200 M.I.T math professors none was able to solve this problem, but since Ross has an IQ over a full standard deviation above your typical MIT professor, he should be able to solve it. An IQ of 160 or higher is required to solve this problem. If Ross doesen't publish his answer I will publish it in 5 days.

  If there are other Getbiggers out there who can solve this problem, I am asking you not to publish it because I don't want Ross to have any excuses for why he diidn't solve it.

SUCKMYMUSCLE

  P.S - Ross, don't even try Googling for the answer becuse it is not there. Only three people in the World have solved this problem so far.
Title: Re: *Ross Erstling LIVE Comedy Performance!
Post by: Ross Erstling on October 25, 2010, 07:39:57 AM
I enjoyed the performance. Seriously, who here cannot deny that it would be hillarios to see live!

Did you see the look on the chick's face, when he did a jerk-off simulation? I loved it!

Ross could pack comedy clubs with that shit - its damn funny!

Hahah thanks man!  I'm up to just about 2,000 views in 3 days!
Title: Re: *Ross Erstling LIVE Comedy Performance!
Post by: Firemuscle on October 25, 2010, 07:44:36 AM
 These chumps who desperately try to promote themselves and whore themselves out as fitness gurus must have a special place in hell.

 But I guess there are lots of idiots out there who put bread on these guy's tables.

 Everyone in the USA is following "The Situation" right now and a myriad of other complete shit, so nothing would surpise me.
Title: Re: *Ross Erstling LIVE Comedy Performance!
Post by: Ross Erstling on October 25, 2010, 07:47:27 AM
These chumps who desperately try to promote themselves and whore themselves out as fitness gurus must have a special place in hell.

 But I guess there are lots of idiots out there who put bread on these guy's tables.

 Everyone in the USA is following "The Situation" right now and a myriad of other complete shit, so nothing would surpise me.

I train Mike The Situation, we grew up together in Manalapan. 

I don't promote myself as a GURU, I AM a GURU.
Title: Re: *Ross Erstling LIVE Comedy Performance!
Post by: che on October 25, 2010, 07:50:28 AM
I train Mike The Situation, we grew up together in Manalapan. 

I don't promote myself as a GURU, I AM a GURU.

Ross what is the best exercise for legs (size).?
Title: Re: *Ross Erstling LIVE Comedy Performance!
Post by: Firemuscle on October 25, 2010, 07:56:03 AM
I train Mike The Situation, we grew up together in Manalapan. 

I don't promote myself as a GURU, I AM a GURU.
Exercise, diet, steroids usage..... all this shit is incredibly simple. There are very few gurus out there who actually know anything special.

 If you're getting paid, keep on hustling though. There's a sucker born every minute and a lot of people need someone else to hold their hand through life and tell them what to do.
Title: Re: *Ross Erstling LIVE Comedy Performance!
Post by: Ross Erstling on October 25, 2010, 07:57:21 AM
Ross what is the best exercise for legs (size).?

NOT the SQUAT!  LEG PRESS, heavy weight + HIGH REPS! 
Title: Re: *Ross Erstling LIVE Comedy Performance!
Post by: Ross Erstling on October 25, 2010, 07:58:25 AM
Exercise, diet, steroids usage..... all this shit is incredibly simple. There are very few gurus out there who actually know anything special.

 If you're getting paid, keep on hustling though. There's a sucker born every minute and a lot of people need someone else to hold their hand through life and tell them what to do.


I agree with you, most "GURUS" have not contributed any ORIGINAL thought to bodybuilding methodology.  On the other hand, I have.  GOOGLE ME my bro.
Title: Re: *Ross Erstling LIVE Comedy Performance!
Post by: che on October 25, 2010, 08:06:00 AM
NOT the SQUAT!  LEG PRESS, heavy weight + HIGH REPS! 
That's how you achieved your massive legs ?
Title: Re: *Ross Erstling LIVE Comedy Performance!
Post by: Ross Erstling on October 25, 2010, 08:13:21 AM
That's how you achieved your massive legs ?

I've had some injuries, so my legs have lost some size.  In my experience, the guys who have the best legs, are NOT the heaviest squatters.  They are the guys who can perform the most reps of HEAVY WEIGHT on the leg press, with many different variations in stance(high, low, in , wide.)
Title: Re: *Ross Erstling LIVE Comedy Performance!
Post by: che on October 25, 2010, 08:16:53 AM
I've had some injuries, so my legs have lost some size. 
They are still massive though.
Title: Re: OPEN CHALLENGE TO ROSS ERSTLING.
Post by: chaos on October 25, 2010, 09:27:18 AM
3 people!!! But how many have broken a german shepards spine with their bare hands?
Title: Re: OPEN CHALLENGE TO ROSS ERSTLING.
Post by: thelamefalsehood on October 25, 2010, 09:28:52 AM
We are blessed here at Getbig to have a guy like Sucky. > than 160 IQ, ex special forces operater, benches 600 raw and ripper of spines from German Shepards. All this without a lick of proof whatsoever. Geez, where is Dave when you need him? ::)
Title: Re: OPEN CHALLENGE TO ROSS ERSTLING.
Post by: The Showstoppa on October 25, 2010, 09:31:20 AM
We are blessed here at Getbig to have a guy like Sucky. > than 160 IQ, ex special forces operater, benches 600 raw and ripper of spines from German Shepards. All this without a lick of proof whatsoever. Geez, where is Dave when you need him? ::)

Has he really claimed all that?  :o
Title: Re: OPEN CHALLENGE TO ROSS ERSTLING.
Post by: affeman on October 25, 2010, 09:32:04 AM
How much time elapsed from the moment the discs started to spin until the discs reached that configuration for the first time?
Who the fuck cares?
Title: Re: OPEN CHALLENGE TO ROSS ERSTLING.
Post by: Hulkotron on October 25, 2010, 09:32:56 AM
I would just like to see the leg workout video.
Title: Re: OPEN CHALLENGE TO ROSS ERSTLING.
Post by: Fury on October 25, 2010, 09:35:19 AM
 This brutish-looking guido claims an IQ of 160, which would put him far above your average M.I.T professor(IQ 143) and in the same league as Darwin, Kepler, Kant and Maxwell in intelligence. Well, this is Ross' chance to prove it!!!!!! This problem was published in the Mensa journal and so far over 3,000 Mensans(average IQ 136) have unsuccessfully tried to solve it. This problem was presented to a group consisting of 200 M.I.T and CalTech physics and math professors(average IQ 143) and none could solve the problem. Estimates that 99.997% of the general population cannot solve it.

  The problem has been solved by me and by two others I am aware of. Here is the problem:

 A certain gear system consists of five concentric, superimposed discs: A, B, C, D and E, which are mounted on a solid platform, taken as a stationary reference. The discs have different sizes and spin at different speeds. All the discs spin at constant speed, some clockwise and some counter-clockwise. Each disc has a red dot on it's surface, and initially all these dots are not lined up. At a given moment, all the discs start spinning simultaneously, each at their own speed, without any contact between them. It takes 7 minutes for disc A, 13 minutes for disc B, 17 minutes for disc C, 19 minutes for disc D and 23 minutes for disc E to complete a full 360 degree spin. After a certain time, all discs were aligned, disc A being in the same position it was 2 minutes after it started spinning, disc B being in the same position it was 3 minutes after it started spinning, disc C being in the same position it was 4 minutes after it started spinning, disc D being in the same position it was 7 minutes after it started to spin and disc E being in the same position it was 9 minutes after it started to spin. How much time elapsed from the moment the discs started to spin until the discs reached that configuration for the first time?

  Out of 200 M.I.T math professors none was able to solve this problem, but since Ross has an IQ over a full standard deviation above your typical MIT professor, he should be able to solve it. An IQ of 160 or higher is required to solve this problem. If Ross doesen't publish his answer I will publish it in 5 days.

  If there are other Getbiggers out there who can solve this problem, I am asking you not to publish it because I don't want Ross to have any excuses for why he diidn't solve it.

SUCKMYMUSCLE

  P.S - Ross, don't even try Googling for the answer becuse it is not there. Only three people in the World have solved this problem so far.

So you're saying that you're smarter than 200 MIT and CalTech professors? Damn, that coupled with your ability to snap german shepherd spines while fighting off swat teams makes me believe that Superman really does live among us.

Only on Getbig...
Title: Re: OPEN CHALLENGE TO ROSS ERSTLING.
Post by: affeman on October 25, 2010, 09:37:31 AM
So you're saying that you're smarter than 200 MIT and CalTech professors? Damn, that coupled with your ability to snap german shepherd spines while fighting off swat teams makes me believe that Superman really does live among us.

Only on Getbig...

He wants to call out Ross while claiming the same bullcrap about himself, one of the most brutal backfiring in getbig history.
Title: Re: OPEN CHALLENGE TO ROSS ERSTLING.
Post by: thelamefalsehood on October 25, 2010, 09:39:40 AM
Has he really claimed all that?  :o

I'm afraid to answer. Sucky may send his special ops team to rip my spine out.
Title: Re: OPEN CHALLENGE TO ROSS ERSTLING.
Post by: Master Blaster on October 25, 2010, 09:44:37 AM
3 people!!! But how many have broken a german shepards spine with their bare hands?


HAHAHAHAHAH!!!
 ;D

I think we just found the ninja clan leader who attacked Flex Wheeler!   :o
Title: Re: OPEN CHALLENGE TO ROSS ERSTLING.
Post by: Nasty Nate on October 25, 2010, 09:49:29 AM
Who are the 3 that successfully solved the problem?
Title: Re: *Ross Erstling LIVE Comedy Performance!
Post by: Ross Erstling on October 25, 2010, 09:50:41 AM
They are still massive though.

Thank you
Title: Re: OPEN CHALLENGE TO ROSS ERSTLING.
Post by: Hulkotron on October 25, 2010, 09:51:08 AM
Who are the 3 that successfully solved the problem?

Ron
Lee Priest
José Oquendo
Title: Re: *Ross Erstling LIVE Comedy Performance!
Post by: che on October 25, 2010, 09:56:17 AM
In my experience, the guys who have the best legs, are NOT the heaviest squatters. 
I totally agree

(http://www.leehayward.com/art_pics/platz2.jpg)
Title: Re: OPEN CHALLENGE TO ROSS ERSTLING.
Post by: Nasty Nate on October 25, 2010, 09:57:47 AM
It's a trick question.
Title: Re: *Ross Erstling LIVE Comedy Performance!
Post by: Hulkotron on October 25, 2010, 10:00:37 AM
"Guys with good legs don't squat", haha now I've heard it all.

Ross Erstling sounds like the kind of guy who snacks on sliced walnuts, raisins, celery sticks, and ruby red grapefruit juice.
Title: Re: *Ross Erstling LIVE Comedy Performance!
Post by: Ross Erstling on October 25, 2010, 10:11:11 AM
"Guys with good legs don't squat", haha now I've heard it all.

Ross Erstling sounds like the kind of guy who snacks on sliced walnuts, raisins, celery sticks, and ruby red grapefruit juice.

That's not what I said, MORON. ahahaha you're so dumb it hurts
Title: Re: OPEN CHALLENGE TO ROSS ERSTLING.
Post by: Ross Erstling on October 25, 2010, 10:13:54 AM
Listen LOSER, I'll post the last page of the psychological evaluation, which is SIGNED by a doctor. 

In addition, an IQ test measures many different aspects of cognitive function, that question you posted would only reveal mathematical ability.  It would confirm nothing about my verbal or performance IQ, silly.
Title: Re: OPEN CHALLENGE TO ROSS ERSTLING.
Post by: unracked on October 25, 2010, 10:15:05 AM
Listen LOSER, I'll post the last page of the psychological evaluation, which is SIGNED by a doctor. 

In addition, an IQ test measures many different aspects of cognitive function, that question you posted would only reveal mathematical ability.  It would confirm nothing about my verbal or performance IQ, silly.
::)
Title: Re: OPEN CHALLENGE TO ROSS ERSTLING.
Post by: BIG_STI on October 25, 2010, 10:15:34 AM
 This brutish-looking guido claims an IQ of 160, which would put him far above your average M.I.T professor(IQ 143) and in the same league as Darwin, Kepler, Kant and Maxwell in intelligence. Well, this is Ross' chance to prove it!!!!!! This problem was published in the Mensa journal and so far over 3,000 Mensans(average IQ 136) have unsuccessfully tried to solve it. This problem was presented to a group consisting of 200 M.I.T and CalTech physics and math professors(average IQ 143) and none could solve the problem. Estimates that 99.997% of the general population cannot solve it.

  The problem has been solved by me and by two others I am aware of. Here is the problem:

 A certain gear system consists of five concentric, superimposed discs: A, B, C, D and E, which are mounted on a solid platform, taken as a stationary reference. The discs have different sizes and spin at different speeds. All the discs spin at constant speed, some clockwise and some counter-clockwise. Each disc has a red dot on it's surface, and initially all these dots are not lined up. At a given moment, all the discs start spinning simultaneously, each at their own speed, without any contact between them. It takes 7 minutes for disc A, 13 minutes for disc B, 17 minutes for disc C, 19 minutes for disc D and 23 minutes for disc E to complete a full 360 degree spin. After a certain time, all discs were aligned, disc A being in the same position it was 2 minutes after it started spinning, disc B being in the same position it was 3 minutes after it started spinning, disc C being in the same position it was 4 minutes after it started spinning, disc D being in the same position it was 7 minutes after it started to spin and disc E being in the same position it was 9 minutes after it started to spin. How much time elapsed from the moment the discs started to spin until the discs reached that configuration for the first time?

  Out of 200 M.I.T math professors none was able to solve this problem, but since Ross has an IQ over a full standard deviation above your typical MIT professor, he should be able to solve it. An IQ of 160 or higher is required to solve this problem. If Ross doesen't publish his answer I will publish it in 5 days.

  If there are other Getbiggers out there who can solve this problem, I am asking you not to publish it because I don't want Ross to have any excuses for why he diidn't solve it.

SUCKMYMUSCLE

  P.S - Ross, don't even try Googling for the answer becuse it is not there. Only three people in the World have solved this problem so far.

Stick to snapping German shepherds spines with a single blow
Title: Re: *Ross Erstling LIVE Comedy Performance!
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on October 25, 2010, 11:09:12 AM
Thank you

Mrs. Esterhouse have you been checked for schizophrenia?
Title: Re: OPEN CHALLENGE TO ROSS ERSTLING.
Post by: TooPowerful4u on October 25, 2010, 11:10:40 AM
 This brutish-looking guido claims an IQ of 160, which would put him far above your average M.I.T professor(IQ 143) and in the same league as Darwin, Kepler, Kant and Maxwell in intelligence. Well, this is Ross' chance to prove it!!!!!! This problem was published in the Mensa journal and so far over 3,000 Mensans(average IQ 136) have unsuccessfully tried to solve it. This problem was presented to a group consisting of 200 M.I.T and CalTech physics and math professors(average IQ 143) and none could solve the problem. Estimates that 99.997% of the general population cannot solve it.

  The problem has been solved by me and by two others I am aware of. Here is the problem:

 A certain gear system consists of five concentric, superimposed discs: A, B, C, D and E, which are mounted on a solid platform, taken as a stationary reference. The discs have different sizes and spin at different speeds. All the discs spin at constant speed, some clockwise and some counter-clockwise. Each disc has a red dot on it's surface, and initially all these dots are not lined up. At a given moment, all the discs start spinning simultaneously, each at their own speed, without any contact between them. It takes 7 minutes for disc A, 13 minutes for disc B, 17 minutes for disc C, 19 minutes for disc D and 23 minutes for disc E to complete a full 360 degree spin. After a certain time, all discs were aligned, disc A being in the same position it was 2 minutes after it started spinning, disc B being in the same position it was 3 minutes after it started spinning, disc C being in the same position it was 4 minutes after it started spinning, disc D being in the same position it was 7 minutes after it started to spin and disc E being in the same position it was 9 minutes after it started to spin. How much time elapsed from the moment the discs started to spin until the discs reached that configuration for the first time?

  Out of 200 M.I.T math professors none was able to solve this problem, but since Ross has an IQ over a full standard deviation above your typical MIT professor, he should be able to solve it. An IQ of 160 or higher is required to solve this problem. If Ross doesen't publish his answer I will publish it in 5 days.

  If there are other Getbiggers out there who can solve this problem, I am asking you not to publish it because I don't want Ross to have any excuses for why he diidn't solve it.

SUCKMYMUSCLE

  P.S - Ross, don't even try Googling for the answer becuse it is not there. Only three people in the World have solved this problem so far.

Iv solved the formula.  Problem is i am not experienced with the type of math required, so i would have to sit here and compute numbers until they match.  I seriously find it hard to believe the people you mentioned were unable to solve something as simple as this.....
Title: Re: OPEN CHALLENGE TO ROSS ERSTLING.
Post by: suckmymuscle on October 25, 2010, 02:26:26 PM
We are blessed here at Getbig to have a guy like Sucky. > than 160 IQ, ex special forces operater, benches 600 raw and ripper of spines from German Shepards. All this without a lick of proof whatsoever. Geez, where is Dave when you need him?

  Yeah, but I back my shit up. I have actually solved the problem that 200 M.I.T professors couldn't. What about you?

SUCKMYMUSCLE
Title: Re: OPEN CHALLENGE TO ROSS ERSTLING.
Post by: suckmymuscle on October 25, 2010, 02:49:14 PM
He wants to call out Ross while claiming the same bullcrap about himself, one of the most brutal backfiring in getbig history.

  Lmao, how is that backfiring? I have solved the problem and will be presenting the solution in five days if Ross doesen't solve it. There is nothing wrong with claiming something if you can back it up. And by the way, I never claimed that.......

SUCKMYMUSCLE
Title: Re: OPEN CHALLENGE TO ROSS ERSTLING.
Post by: suckmymuscle on October 25, 2010, 02:50:24 PM
Who are the 3 that successfully solved the problem?

  Myself, Chris Langan and Petri Widsten.

SUCKMYMUSCLE
Title: Re: OPEN CHALLENGE TO ROSS ERSTLING.
Post by: suckmymuscle on October 25, 2010, 03:08:04 PM
Iv solved the formula.  Problem is i am not experienced with the type of math required, so i would have to sit here and compute numbers until they match.  I seriously find it hard to believe the people you mentioned were unable to solve something as simple as this.....

  You have not solved it. I bet you didn't even understand the problem. But you can prove me wrong by posting the answer since Ross obviously won't bother. And by the way, it it were a problem of "calculations" - which it isn't - you would develop the math necessary to solve it. This is part of being intelligent. Not knowing math is not an excuse to not solve problems. Newton didn't know the math to solve the problem of calculating the area of a curved area, so he developed calculus to do it.

SUCKMYMUSCLE

Title: Re: *Ross Erstling LIVE Comedy Performance!
Post by: kiwiol on October 25, 2010, 03:13:42 PM
Ross what is the best exercise for legs (size).?

 ;D
Title: Re: OPEN CHALLENGE TO ROSS ERSTLING.
Post by: no one on October 25, 2010, 03:14:26 PM


  The problem has been solved by me and by two others I am aware of. Here is the problem:

  If there are other Getbiggers out there who can solve this problem, I am asking you not to publish it because I don't want Ross to have any excuses for why he diidn't solve it.

SUCKMYMUSCLE

  P.S - Ross, don't even try Googling for the answer becuse it is not there. Only three people in the World have solved this problem so far.

holy fuck! here we have posting on getbig in the form of user name 'suckmymuscle' one of the 3 smartest people in the world!!

ahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahaha
Title: Re: OPEN CHALLENGE TO ROSS ERSTLING.
Post by: no one on October 25, 2010, 03:18:00 PM
Iv solved the formula.  Problem is i am not experienced with the type of math required, so i would have to sit here and compute numbers until they match.  I seriously find it hard to believe the people you mentioned were unable to solve something as simple as this.....

hey genius. recovered from your 2 year meltdown i see. good for you.

how's dj santos, and your downs stricken looking brother doing?
Title: Re: OPEN CHALLENGE TO ROSS ERSTLING.
Post by: suckmymuscle on October 25, 2010, 03:21:47 PM
Listen LOSER, I'll post the last page of the psychological evaluation, which is SIGNED by a doctor. 

In addition, an IQ test measures many different aspects of cognitive function, that question you posted would only reveal mathematical ability.  It would confirm nothing about my verbal or performance IQ, silly.

  LMAO! This problem has nothing to do with math. It is a logical problem, and the ability to think logically is the basis of intelligence.

  Also, intelligence is a general ability and not a specific verbal or mathematical ability. Smart people tend to be smart overral and dumb people tend to be dumb overral. You seldom see a doctorate in physics who isn't smart at other things as well, such as learning other languages and understanding areas that have nothing to do with their own. Richard Feynman, for instance, could write in ten different languages. Conversely, you seldom see people who are unable to learn college level math who are able to get doctorates in literature. Intelligence is a general ability to understand things and deal with complexity in whatever form it is presented - learning foreign grammar, calculus, how an engine works, etc.

  Now, it's true that math and physics graduates tend to be smarter than people in the Humanities, but that's only because the hard sciences demand more from the brain than Human sciences.

  Quit the bullshit Ross and prove that you have an IQ on the level of Maxwell and Darwin by resolving this problem.

SUCKMYMUSCLE
Title: Re: OPEN CHALLENGE TO ROSS ERSTLING.
Post by: suckmymuscle on October 25, 2010, 03:25:20 PM
holy fuck! here we have posting on getbig in the form of user name 'suckmymuscle' one of the 3 smartest people in the world!!

ahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahaha

  Lots of jealous, vengeful, envious, stupid people posting here. Would it make you feel better about yourself if I claimed to be stupid ??? Would you prefer if I lie?

  The difference between me and Ross Erstling is that I back up my shit. I will post the answer in five days if Ross doesen't present the answer.

SUCKMYMUSCLE
Title: Re: OPEN CHALLENGE TO ROSS ERSTLING.
Post by: no one on October 25, 2010, 03:28:12 PM
  Lots of jealous, vengeful, envious, stupid people posting here. Would it make you feel better about yourself if I claimed to be stupid ??? Would you prefer if I lie?

  The difference between me and Ross Erstling is that I back up my shit. I will post the answer in five days if Ross doesen't present the answer.

SUCKMYMUSCLE

yes.  very jealous to be in the presence of one of the 3 smartest men in the known universe.

ahahahahahahahahaha
Title: Re: OPEN CHALLENGE TO ROSS ERSTLING.
Post by: thelamefalsehood on October 25, 2010, 05:18:15 PM
 Yeah, but I back my shit up. I have actually solved the problem that 200 M.I.T professors couldn't. What about you?

SUCKMYMUSCLE


 ::)You haven't proved shit you f-ing homo. Post up some vids of the 600 pound benchpress. Or some proof of the special ops background, or hell, even a college degree. You must have studied at some world renowned University with all the BS you spew. Where is that link someone posted a while ago of you on some muscle bear board? You got something you want to share with us flamer?
Title: Re: OPEN CHALLENGE TO ROSS ERSTLING.
Post by: suckmymuscle on October 25, 2010, 05:20:00 PM
yes.  very jealous to be in the presence of one of the 3 smartest men in the known universe.

ahahahahahahahahaha

  Just because only three people have solved this problem doesen't mean that they are the three most intelligent, idiot. In fact, there are ten people out of every million capable of solving this problem. But the average IQ of Humanity is not 100 but 87, so actually one out of fourteen millions. So there are about 500 people in the World who can solve this problem. I am one of them. You are obviously not.

SUCKMYMUSCLE
Title: Re: OPEN CHALLENGE TO ROSS ERSTLING.
Post by: suckmymuscle on October 25, 2010, 05:20:47 PM

 ::)You haven't proved shit you f-ing homo. Post up some vids of the 600 pound benchpress. Or some proof of the special ops background, or hell, even a college degree. You must have studied at some world renowned University with all the BS you spew. Where is that link someone posted a while ago of you on some muscle bear board? You got something you want to share with us flamer?

  Ha ha ha ha ha ha...Meltdown!!!!!!!!!

SUCKMYMUSCLE
Title: Re: OPEN CHALLENGE TO ROSS ERSTLING.
Post by: thelamefalsehood on October 25, 2010, 05:49:11 PM
  Ha ha ha ha ha ha...Meltdown!!!!!!!!!

SUCKMYMUSCLE


 ::) ::) ::)Post proof dude. Just something to prove you are who you say you are. Anything you want, your choice. It would be for your own good, everyone on here is of the belief you are a 17-19 year old nerd who lives in his own alternate universe.
Title: Re: OPEN CHALLENGE TO ROSS ERSTLING.
Post by: suckmymuscle on October 25, 2010, 06:17:12 PM

  Post proof dude. Just something to prove you are who you say you are. Anything you want, your choice. It would be for your own good, everyone on here is of the belief you are a 17-19 year old nerd who lives in his own alternate universe.

  Your attention span and/or reading comprehension sucks. I have already said that I will post proof five days from now by posting the answer to the problem 200 math PhDs couldn't solve. Stay tuned.

SUCKMYMUSCLE
Title: Re: OPEN CHALLENGE TO ROSS ERSTLING.
Post by: no one on October 25, 2010, 06:17:56 PM

 ::) ::) ::)Post proof dude. Just something to prove you are who you say you are. Anything you want, your choice. It would be for your own good, everyone on here is of the belief you are a 17-19 year old nerd who lives in his own alternate universe.

dont give him any attention by asking for proof.

the whole board knows he's full of shit.

Title: Re: Ross Erstling LIVE Comedy Performance / Challenge
Post by: no one on October 25, 2010, 06:24:04 PM


  One bare hand. I broke it's spinal cord with a single punch.

  610 lbs. I could have done up to 650 lbs, but I'm not sure my rotator cuff would have handled it.

  Actually, Delta Force guys call me "Sir". I was liutenant-colonel in charge of physical combat training.

  Lol, no. I scored 180+ as a child. 170 is the ceilling of most IQ tests for adults. The clinical psychologist said that, even though I scored 152+ in that test, I would have scored 170+ if I took a test with that ceilling. To be honest, my IQ cannot be measured by tests made for Humans. However, if I were to take a test with enough ceilling to measure it, I would score around 225 IQ points.

SUCKMYMUSCLE

ahahahahahahahahahahah oh brother.
Title: Re: OPEN CHALLENGE TO ROSS ERSTLING.
Post by: suckmymuscle on October 25, 2010, 06:25:06 PM
dont give him any attention by asking for proof.

the whole board knows he's full of shit.



  How am I full of shit if I post the answer? I would post it right away but I want to see if Ross is capable of backing up his shit.

SUCKMYMUSCLE
Title: Re: Ross Erstling LIVE Comedy Performance / Challenge
Post by: unracked on October 25, 2010, 06:27:08 PM
ahahahahahahahahahahah oh brother.
Another internet billionaire, genius, who can press 600+ lbs.  ::)
Title: Re: OPEN CHALLENGE TO ROSS ERSTLING.
Post by: unracked on October 25, 2010, 06:28:41 PM
 How am I full of shit if I post the answer? I would post it right away but I want to see if Ross is capable of backing up his shit.

SUCKMYMUSCLE
Posting the answer does not mean you figured it out. F off, clown.
Title: Re: OPEN CHALLENGE TO ROSS ERSTLING.
Post by: suckmymuscle on October 25, 2010, 06:35:47 PM
Posting the answer does not mean you figured it out. F off, clown.

  Actually, it does, since the answer is not known by anyone besides me and two other people and the two other people would never tell it to me since I don't know them, they live in foreign countries and they would never share the answers with anyone since they agreed not to and they are conscientious guys. You = fail at logic.

SUCKMYMUSCLE

Title: Re: OPEN CHALLENGE TO ROSS ERSTLING.
Post by: unracked on October 25, 2010, 06:37:16 PM
  Actually, it does, since the answer is not known by anyone besides me and two other people and the two other people would never tell it to me since I don't know them, they live in foreign countries and they would never share the answers with anyone since they agreed not to and they are conscientious guys. You = fail at logic.

SUCKMYMUSCLE


You're comical.
Title: Re: OPEN CHALLENGE TO ROSS ERSTLING.
Post by: kiwiol on October 25, 2010, 06:40:54 PM
hey genius. recovered from your 2 year meltdown i see. good for you.

how's dj santos, and your downs stricken looking brother doing?

Are you saying TooGay4U would have trouble lining up the dots on 5 stationary concentric gear discs in a Lego toy set for 6 year olds?
Title: Re: OPEN CHALLENGE TO ROSS ERSTLING.
Post by: Fury on October 25, 2010, 06:42:25 PM
  Actually, it does, since the answer is not known by anyone besides me and two other people and the two other people would never tell it to me since I don't know them, they live in foreign countries and they would never share the answers with anyone since they agreed not to and they are conscientious guys. You = fail at logic.

SUCKMYMUSCLE



So what school did you go to, genius? You're apparently smarter than 200 professors at two of the top five schools in the country so I'm going with Harvard.
Title: Re: OPEN CHALLENGE TO ROSS ERSTLING.
Post by: suckmymuscle on October 25, 2010, 06:59:23 PM
So what school did you go to, genius? You're apparently smarter than 200 professors at two of the top five schools in the country so I'm going with Harvard.

  What has level of education got to do with intelligence? Bobby Fischer had an IQ of 190 and was a high school drop out. Bill Gates dropped out of Harvard and became a billionaire without any degrees. Ramanujah created beautiful maths without any formal education, etc

SUCKMYMUSCLE
Title: Re: OPEN CHALLENGE TO ROSS ERSTLING.
Post by: Doug_Steele on October 25, 2010, 06:59:53 PM
So what school did you go to, genius? You're apparently smarter than 200 professors at two of the top five schools in the country so I'm going with Harvard.

I believe it was Yale then MIT just gave him a degree also.  ::) ::) ::)
Title: Re: OPEN CHALLENGE TO ROSS ERSTLING.
Post by: Fury on October 25, 2010, 07:02:06 PM
  What has level of education got to do with intelligence? Bobby Fischer had an IQ of 190 and was a high school drop out. Bill Gates dropped out of Harvard and became a billionaire without any degrees. Ramanujah created beautiful maths without any formal education, etc

SUCKMYMUSCLE

Damn, that's some elite company you're putting yourself in.

I believe it was Yale then MIT just gave him a degree also.  ::) ::) ::)

I wonder if he'd waste his time with MIT as he's smarter than all of the professors at those schools.  :-\
Title: Re: OPEN CHALLENGE TO ROSS ERSTLING.
Post by: chaos on October 25, 2010, 07:14:15 PM
  Actually, it does, since the answer is not known by anyone besides me and two other people and the two other people would never tell it to me since I don't know them, they live in foreign countries and they would never share the answers with anyone since they agreed not to and they are conscientious guys. You = fail at logic.
SUCKMYMUSCLE


Oh the irony.
Title: Re: OPEN CHALLENGE TO ROSS ERSTLING.
Post by: thelamefalsehood on October 25, 2010, 07:18:28 PM
  Actually, it does, since the answer is not known by anyone besides me and two other people and the two other people would never tell it to me since I don't know them, they live in foreign countries and they would never share the answers with anyone since they agreed not to and they are conscientious guys. You = fail at logic.

SUCKMYMUSCLE



Hey genius, even if you have the right answer, only two other souls in the entire world know the answer(oh brother) so how do we know if your answer is correct. Do we just take your word for it like the600 pound bench and slayer of German shepards? You really are a retard. By the way, what department of the American miltary were you a part of?
Title: Re: OPEN CHALLENGE TO ROSS ERSTLING.
Post by: suckmymuscle on October 25, 2010, 07:19:01 PM
Damn, that's some elite company you're putting yourself in.


  lol, I am not putting myself on their level; I am simply disproving your hypothesis that intelligence and academic achievement are correlated perfectly. They aren't. In general, top academics from the best universities are much smarter than average people, but it does not mean that they are smarter than every person who lacks degrees. There are people without any degrees that are as smart or smarter than your average Ivy League professor. But I certainly don't put myself in the league of Fischer, Bill Gates and Ramanujah.

Quote
I wonder if he'd waste his time with MIT as he's smarter than all of the professors at those schools.

  If you define being smarter as solving problems with increasing complexity, than I am certainly smarter than the great majority of them. It doesen't mean that I know as much math and physics as they do, and I certainly don't have the technical knowledge that M.I.T engineers have.

SUCKMYMUSCLE
Title: Re: OPEN CHALLENGE TO ROSS ERSTLING.
Post by: suckmymuscle on October 25, 2010, 07:26:25 PM
Hey genius, even if you have the right answer, only two other souls in the entire world know the answer(oh brother) so how do we know if your answer is correct.

  Because the guy who designed the question(Nikos Lygeros) told me that the answer is correct and the people who publish the Mensa journal accepted my solution. You are right, though, that just telling you the answer would be meaningless since you lack the mental capacity to confirm for yourself that the answer is correct. You will know it because the answer will be published next month in the Mensa journal and you will have read it here first. From me.

SUCKMYMUSCLE


Title: Re: OPEN CHALLENGE TO ROSS ERSTLING.
Post by: chaos on October 25, 2010, 07:30:16 PM
  Because the guy who designed the question(Nikos Lygeros) told me that the answer is correct and the people who publish the Mensa journal accepted my solution. You are right, though, that just telling you the answer would be meaningless since you lack the mental capacity to confirm for yourself that the answer is correct. You will know it because the answer will be published next month in the Mensa journal and you will have read it here first. From me.

SUCKMYMUSCLE



So we'll read the Mensa Journal next month with the answer in it and find out your real name? Things should pick up after that! :D
Title: Re: OPEN CHALLENGE TO ROSS ERSTLING.
Post by: suckmymuscle on October 25, 2010, 07:56:13 PM
So we'll read the Mensa Journal next month with the answer in it and find out your real name? Things should pick up after that! :D

  My name won't be published by request. The other two guys who solved it are well known. If other people solve it, they can choose to have their names published or not.

SUCKMYMUSCLE
Title: Re: OPEN CHALLENGE TO ROSS ERSTLING.
Post by: TooPowerful4u on October 25, 2010, 08:02:07 PM
 You have not solved it. I bet you didn't even understand the problem. But you can prove me wrong by posting the answer since Ross obviously won't bother. And by the way, it it were a problem of "calculations" - which it isn't - you would develop the math necessary to solve it. This is part of being intelligent. Not knowing math is not an excuse to not solve problems. Newton didn't know the math to solve the problem of calculating the area of a curved area, so he developed calculus to do it.

SUCKMYMUSCLE




Never claimed to be super intelligent like Ross did lol (i have tested high, but will not bother even discussing it here lol).  I am just keeping an eye on him, as we met at my gym n he isn't a half bad guy when you get him to calm down and stop screaming when he talks.  The ONLY way to get Ross to listen to you is to gain his respect with your knowledge.  ONLY then will he listen to ANYTHING you have to say  ;)   and "broscience' surely does not fly....



I am VERY interested in the problem, as i LOVE riddles and problems.  You shook my confidence in my solution, but i will throw it your way anyway.........if i am wrong then i am wrong, no big deal

Being that there is no logical way to determine the size of the disks, their speed of rotation nor the point on the disks the dot is located....i related it to the way the planets orbit the sun.  Very similar scenario......

Taking the time at which it takes each disk to reach the position for the first time at which all the dots would be in alignment is crucial for establishing a starting point.  That starting point is the point at which you would start determining how many rotations (or orbits as i envisioned it) it would take for all dots to be in alignment based on its rotational (orbital) speed (time).  

The solution i came up with was the time it took to reach the starting point.  Add that to the time of one rotation and you have your first number.  Keep adding the rotational time to that number until a common number for A,B,C,D and E is reached.  Example.......

A = 2min to reach starting point + 7min for rotation.  So 2 + 7 + 7 + 7 and so on (and same equation for B,C,D,E) until common number is reached........

How'd i do?





Title: Re: OPEN CHALLENGE TO ROSS ERSTLING.
Post by: no one on October 25, 2010, 09:16:55 PM
Are you saying TooGay4U would have trouble lining up the dots on 5 stationary concentric gear discs in a Lego toy set for 6 year olds?


LOL

that, and his brother looks like he belongs on a muscular dystrophy telethon.

he did however care enough to send me this nice pm in regards to my post:

Actually life is pretty good, thanks.  Great job, great new place to live.  Brother won 2 NJ State titles and is in college on a full athletic scholarship and spent the last 2yrs in high school entertaining "wrestling groupies".  Very happy to see the direction his life has been going.....

now if i could stop getting my ass kicked at nationals id be ok lol......but i did win my state show last yr HWT and overall  :)

i glad he seems to not be letting anonymous posters on the internet get to him anymore.
Title: Re: *Ross Erstling LIVE Comedy Performance!
Post by: Voice of Doom on October 25, 2010, 09:26:35 PM
NOT the SQUAT!  LEG PRESS, heavy weight + HIGH REPS! 

I'm confused...but then I don't have a 160 IQ but if you can do "high reps" with a "heavy weight" then is it really "heavy weight"?  I seem to find, in my humble gym experience, that the heavier the weight is...the less reps I can do...and vice versa...

but again...I don't have a 160 IQ    :-\
Title: Re: Ross Erstling LIVE Comedy Performance / Challenge
Post by: big L dawg on October 25, 2010, 09:33:32 PM
im gonna go with 4 hours 27 mins...but my IQ is only 32 so what do I know...
Title: Re: Ross Erstling LIVE Comedy Performance / Challenge
Post by: Doug_Steele on October 25, 2010, 09:48:17 PM
im gonna go with 4 hours 27 mins...but my IQ is only 32 so what do I know...

your IQ does not mean shit but your Avatar does.  :D
Title: Re: Ross Erstling LIVE Comedy Performance / Challenge
Post by: big L dawg on October 25, 2010, 10:04:38 PM
your IQ does not mean shit but your Avatar does.  :D

no fuckin doubt brother
Title: Re: *Ross Erstling LIVE Comedy Performance!
Post by: Tapeworm on October 26, 2010, 12:44:09 AM
if you can do "high reps" with a "heavy weight" then is it really "heavy weight"? 

I never know what the hell guys are talking about when they say that either.

"Lift heavy, 12-15 reps."  ???
Title: Re: *Ross Erstling LIVE Comedy Performance!
Post by: kevinf on October 26, 2010, 02:21:07 AM
I never know what the hell guys are talking about when they say that either.

"Lift heavy, 12-15 reps."  ???

Quoted for the mother fuckin trufff!! I never understood this either. When i do my heavy sets, i can only do 4-6reps, strict form.
Moderate weight i can do 12-15 reps. Maybe a training guru can explain this to us? paging Goodrum
Title: Re: Ross Erstling LIVE Comedy Performance / Challenge
Post by: pellius on October 26, 2010, 03:56:24 AM
I've always wondered: if I'm driving a car at the speed of light and 25 yards behind me suckymuscle is behind me also in a car going at the speed of light. If he turns on his head lights will I see it in my rear view mirror? 
Title: Re: Ross Erstling LIVE Comedy Performance / Challenge
Post by: gib on October 26, 2010, 04:45:38 AM
Ross - was that guys offended about the jokes you made about fucking his wife? I thought it was hillarious!

Also, did you prepare for this routine, or was it partially impromtu?

And how do you deal with hecklers?
Title: Re: Ross Erstling LIVE Comedy Performance / Challenge
Post by: Tapeworm on October 26, 2010, 05:07:55 AM
I've always wondered: if I'm driving a car at the speed of light and 25 yards behind me suckymuscle is behind me also in a car going at the speed of light. If he turns on his head lights will I see it in my rear view mirror? 

My understanding of relativity is that there's no such absolute as one thing moving at the speed of light while something else is sitting still.  If you see a spaceship go past at the speed of light, you say that it is moving at the speed of light, but the guy in the spaceship would be equally justified in saying that he is sitting still and it is you who are moving past him at the speed of light.  Without an absolute reference, we can't say who is moving and who is sitting still.  I think that's why they call it Relativity.

Now imagine a planet moving relative to us at the speed of light, and standing on that planet is a guy with a telescope watching you and sucky.  You and sucky are stuck in a traffic jam, making no progress at all, and the sun is going down.  Sucky turns on his high beams and you swear and flip the mirror.  According to the guy on the other planet, you're both moving at the speed of light but you saw sucky's lights because you flipped your mirror.

If you and sucky are both moving at an equal and uniform speed then the laws of physics apply just as they would if you were both standing still, because you can be said to be either moving or standing still depending on the frame of reference from which you observe yourselves.
Title: Re: Ross Erstling LIVE Comedy Performance / Challenge
Post by: Ross Erstling on October 26, 2010, 07:30:47 AM
Ross - was that guys offended about the jokes you made about fucking his wife? I thought it was hillarious!

Also, did you prepare for this routine, or was it partially impromtu?

And how do you deal with hecklers?

Thanks man!  The routine was not prepared, I had a basic outline in my head that I followed, basically just mental "bulletpoints".

I need the HATERS!  Without them, I have no power...;)
Title: Re: *Ross Erstling LIVE Comedy Performance!
Post by: Hulkotron on October 26, 2010, 07:47:02 AM
I'm confused...but then I don't have a 160 IQ but if you can do "high reps" with a "heavy weight" then is it really "heavy weight"?  I seem to find, in my humble gym experience, that the heavier the weight is...the less reps I can do...and vice versa...

but again...I don't have a 160 IQ    :-\

This is a great point.  I hate it when idiots say 'durr i like to trains with high reps + HEAVY ASS WEIGHT yup yup peanut'  If it's high reps then it's by definition not heavy weight.
Title: Re: Ross Erstling LIVE Comedy Performance / Challenge
Post by: suckmymuscle on October 26, 2010, 07:51:27 AM
  Ross doesen't have an 160 IQ. His IQ is probably around 120 which is what you get when you convert a childhhood IQ of 135 into an adult IQ. It is amazing to me that there are people who believe this clown has an IQ on the level of Darwin, Kepler and Maxwell. Incredible. But then there are people here who believe that GH15 is a pro bodybuilder, so I am not surprised.

SUCKMYMUSCLE
Title: Re: *Ross Erstling LIVE Comedy Performance!
Post by: Ross Erstling on October 26, 2010, 08:04:42 AM
This is a great point.  I hate it when idiots say 'durr i like to trains with high reps + HEAVY ASS WEIGHT yup yup peanut'  If it's high reps then it's by definition not heavy weight.

"HEAVY WEIGHT" is entirely SUBJECTIVE.  Do you consider 315lbs HEAVY weight on the bench press?  Most people do, but for me it's MODERATE weight.  Try repping 315lbs 15 times and see what kind of growth you get.   You'll grow MORE than from super heavy sets of 4-6 reps.
Title: Re: Ross Erstling LIVE Comedy Performance / Challenge
Post by: Ross Erstling on October 26, 2010, 08:06:32 AM
  Ross doesen't have an 160 IQ. His IQ is probably around 120 which is what you get when you convert a childhhood IQ of 135 into an adult IQ. It is amazing to me that there are people who believe this clown has an IQ on the level of Darwin, Kepler and Maxwell. Incredible. But then there are people here who believe that GH15 is a pro bodybuilder, so I am not surprised.

SUCKMYMUSCLE

Do you understand that an IQ test measures VARIOUS aspects of COGNITIVE FUNCTION?  You are a fool...LOL!  

In addition, you seem unable to comprehend the difference between performance IQ, verbal IQ, and FS IQ.
Title: Re: Ross Erstling LIVE Comedy Performance / Challenge
Post by: Tapeworm on October 26, 2010, 08:10:18 AM
How do you say it?  "Ick"?  How come there's no u after the q?  My teacher said there's always a u after q.  If they're so smart how come they can't spell?
Title: Re: Ross Erstling LIVE Comedy Performance / Challenge
Post by: The Showstoppa on October 26, 2010, 08:15:01 AM
How does a guido have the name Erstling?
Title: Re: Ross Erstling LIVE Comedy Performance / Challenge
Post by: Ross Erstling on October 26, 2010, 08:18:05 AM
How does a guido have the name Erstling?

I'm an evil JEW.
Title: Re: Ross Erstling LIVE Comedy Performance / Challenge
Post by: suckmymuscle on October 26, 2010, 08:22:12 AM
Do you understand that an IQ test measures VARIOUS aspects of COGNITIVE FUNCTION?  You are a fool...LOL!  

In addition, you seem unable to comprehend the difference between performance IQ, verbal IQ, and FS IQ.

  No, IQ tests measure a general facor of intelligence, and the different batteries only use different mechanisms to measure it. Smart people tend to be smart overral and dumb people tend to be dumb overral. A verbal analogies test and a number sequence test both measure the same ability to think, which is the basis of intelligence. Just because one uses a verbal item and the other a mathematical one makes no difference to this.  A great writer like Hemingway and a great mathematician like Gauss were overral much smarter at everything than average people. A top medical surgeon is overral much smarter than an average person, and so on. Show me a Harvard math professor who is only brilliant at math and a complete moron at everything else. There isn't, because understanding math on the level necessary to becoming a Harvard math professor requires you to be able to understand a level of complexity that translates into understanding other complex things, like how an engine works, the grammar of foreign languages and how the financial World works(as examples).

SUCKMYMUSCLE
Title: Re: Ross Erstling LIVE Comedy Performance / Challenge
Post by: TooPowerful4u on October 26, 2010, 08:43:06 AM
 No, IQ tests measure a general facor of intelligence, and the different batteries only use different mechanisms to measure it. Smart people tend to be smart overral and dumb people tend to be dumb overral. A verbal analogies test and a number sequence test both measure the same ability to think, which is the basis of intelligence. Just because one uses a verbal item and the other a mathematical one makes no difference to this.  A great writer like Hemingway and a great mathematician like Gauss were overral much smarter at everything than average people. A top medical surgeon is overral much smarter than an average person, and so on. Show me a Harvard math professor who is only brilliant at math and a complete moron at everything else. There isn't, because understanding math on the level necessary to becoming a Harvard math professor requires you to be able to understand a level of complexity that translates into understanding other complex things, like how an engine works, the grammar of foreign languages and how the financial World works(as examples).

SUCKMYMUSCLE

still waiting on your answer....
Title: Re: Ross Erstling LIVE Comedy Performance / Challenge
Post by: no one on October 26, 2010, 08:45:55 AM
 No, IQ tests measure a general facor of intelligence, and the different batteries only use different mechanisms to measure it. Smart people tend to be smart overral and dumb people tend to be dumb overral. A verbal analogies test and a number sequence test both measure the same ability to think, which is the basis of intelligence. Just because one uses a verbal item and the other a mathematical one makes no difference to this.  A great writer like Hemingway and a great mathematician like Gauss were overral much smarter at everything than average people. A top medical surgeon is overral much smarter than an average person, and so on. Show me a Harvard math professor who is only brilliant at math and a complete moron at everything else. There isn't, because understanding math on the level necessary to becoming a Harvard math professor requires you to be able to understand a level of complexity that translates into understanding other complex things, like how an engine works, the grammar of foreign languages and how the financial World works(as examples).

SUCKMYMUSCLE

yeah, you're a real genius.

 ::)
Title: Re: *Ross Erstling LIVE Comedy Performance!
Post by: BIG_STI on October 26, 2010, 08:47:05 AM
"HEAVY WEIGHT" is entirely SUBJECTIVE.  Do you consider 315lbs HEAVY weight on the bench press?  Most people do, but for me it's MODERATE weight.  Try repping 315lbs 15 times and see what kind of growth you get.   You'll grow MORE than from super heavy sets of 4-6 reps.

You did 12 half reps, I bet you couldn't even do 6 full reps, sounds like it's pretty heavy for you
Title: Re: OPEN CHALLENGE TO ROSS ERSTLING.
Post by: Les Grossman on October 26, 2010, 09:03:07 AM
So we'll read the Mensa Journal next month with the answer in it and find out your real name? Things should pick up after that! :D

It's actually a question from the "Sigma Society Test", Level VII, question #25....

And certainly more than 3 people in the world have solved it.

 ::)   ::)   ::)   ::)   ::)
Title: Re: OPEN CHALLENGE TO ROSS ERSTLING.
Post by: Palpatine Q on October 26, 2010, 09:14:31 AM
It's actually a question from the "Sigma Society Test", Level VII, question #25....

And certainly more than 3 people in the world have solved it.

 ::)   ::)   ::)   ::)   ::)

and yet another getbigger exposed.....this place attracts bullshitters like the Arnold expo attracts homos
Title: Re: *Ross Erstling LIVE Comedy Performance!
Post by: Voice of Doom on October 26, 2010, 09:32:47 AM
"HEAVY WEIGHT" is entirely SUBJECTIVE.  Do you consider 315lbs HEAVY weight on the bench press?  Most people do, but for me it's MODERATE weight.  Try repping 315lbs 15 times and see what kind of growth you get.   You'll grow MORE than from super heavy sets of 4-6 reps.

so you're saying that if I push myself to lift as heavy as I can as many times as I can I will grow?   Ahha...So this is what i've been doing wrong.  Previously I had been lifting as heavy weight as I can as many times as I can...but I think I'll switch it up to your approach!

You should charge for this kind of advice.
Title: Re: OPEN CHALLENGE TO ROSS ERSTLING.
Post by: Fury on October 26, 2010, 09:36:33 AM
It's actually a question from the "Sigma Society Test", Level VII, question #25....

And certainly more than 3 people in the world have solved it.

 ::)   ::)   ::)   ::)   ::)

Suckmymuscle lying? But he's always been such a truthful and honest poster on here.  ::)
Title: Re: Ross Erstling LIVE Comedy Performance / Challenge
Post by: Ross Erstling on October 26, 2010, 09:39:16 AM
 No, IQ tests measure a general facor of intelligence, and the different batteries only use different mechanisms to measure it. Smart people tend to be smart overral and dumb people tend to be dumb overral. A verbal analogies test and a number sequence test both measure the same ability to think, which is the basis of intelligence. Just because one uses a verbal item and the other a mathematical one makes no difference to this.  A great writer like Hemingway and a great mathematician like Gauss were overral much smarter at everything than average people. A top medical surgeon is overral much smarter than an average person, and so on. Show me a Harvard math professor who is only brilliant at math and a complete moron at everything else. There isn't, because understanding math on the level necessary to becoming a Harvard math professor requires you to be able to understand a level of complexity that translates into understanding other complex things, like how an engine works, the grammar of foreign languages and how the financial World works(as examples).

SUCKMYMUSCLE

You are TOTALLY incorrect!  There are many different "forms" of INTELLIGENCE.

Someone who may be a MUSICAL or VISUAL genius may be a complete retard when it comes to verbal conceptual skills.  On the other hand, you can be a mathematical genius but that doesn't mean you can compose music or art.  There are many different aspects of cognitive function, I happen to have ABNORMALLY high verbal conceptual skills, and just AVERAGE math ability.  This is why FULL SCALE IQ is your "total" IQ, but as I  just explained, FSIQ can be deceiving.
Title: Re: OPEN CHALLENGE TO ROSS ERSTLING.
Post by: suckmymuscle on October 26, 2010, 10:21:00 AM
It's actually a question from the "Sigma Society Test", Level VII, question #25....

And certainly more than 3 people in the world have solved it.


  Yes, it was originally posted in Melao's Sigma Test and then posted in the Mensa Journal recently. And yes, believe it or not, only three people have solved it. Even people who got scores above 170 on the Sigma Test and solved questions with an even harder level of complexitygot this question wrong. The oinly reason why you even discovered this is because I gave you the name Petri Widsten. In other case, you wouldn't have found it out. And yes, Petri Widsten presented this question to 200 doctorates from top American universities and none was able to solve it. How am I lying?

SUCKMYMUSCLE
Title: Re: Ross Erstling LIVE Comedy Performance / Challenge
Post by: Nails on October 26, 2010, 10:23:31 AM
Title: Re: OPEN CHALLENGE TO ROSS ERSTLING.
Post by: Tapeworm on October 26, 2010, 10:23:37 AM
Petri Widsten

I hear he's quite a dish.
Title: Re: OPEN CHALLENGE TO ROSS ERSTLING.
Post by: suckmymuscle on October 26, 2010, 10:24:58 AM
and yet another getbigger exposed.....this place attracts bullshitters like the Arnold expo attracts homos

  How am I exposed ??? Here is what I claimed: that this question was posted in the Mensa journal and that 200 doctorates couldn't solve it. Both things are true. Nowhere did I state that this question was posted first in the Mensa journal or created for Mensa so I have no idea why you are claiming that I am exposed.

SUCKMYMUSCLE

Title: Re: OPEN CHALLENGE TO ROSS ERSTLING.
Post by: Ross Erstling on October 26, 2010, 10:25:34 AM
 How am I exposed ??? Here is what I claimed: that this question was posted in the Mensa journal and that 200 doctorates couldn't solve it. Both things are true. Nowhere did I state that this question was posted first in the Mensa journal or created for Mensa so I have no idea why you are claiming that I am exposed.

SUCKMYMUSCLE



I posted my IQ test, now post yours, FAG.
Title: Re: OPEN CHALLENGE TO ROSS ERSTLING.
Post by: suckmymuscle on October 26, 2010, 10:52:45 AM
I posted my IQ test, now post yours, FAG.

  The difference between me and you, you stupid guido son of a c.u.n.t, is that I didn't claim an IQ of 160. Now stop whinning like a fucking bitch and solve the problem I pósted otherwise your IQ is as low as your Cro-Magnon forehead.

SUCKMYMUSCLE
Title: Re: Ross Erstling LIVE Comedy Performance / Challenge
Post by: Coach is Back! on October 26, 2010, 10:59:08 AM
10 pages of BS.........you guys give this clown way too much time and attention.
Title: Re: *Ross Erstling LIVE Comedy Performance!
Post by: Hulkotron on October 26, 2010, 12:04:45 PM
"HEAVY WEIGHT" is entirely SUBJECTIVE.  Do you consider 315lbs HEAVY weight on the bench press?  Most people do, but for me it's MODERATE weight.  Try repping 315lbs 15 times and see what kind of growth you get.   You'll grow MORE than from super heavy sets of 4-6 reps.

Haha, yes 315 is 'moderate' weight for you.  That's why you can't even do one clean rep with 225.

Also your definition is entirely wrong (the words you're looking for are "absolute" and "relative" Mr. 9999 IQ) but you're such an idiot I'm not going to bother with you anymore.
Title: Re: Ross Erstling LIVE Comedy Performance / Challenge
Post by: suckmymuscle on November 04, 2010, 03:25:31 PM
  This man would have been able to solve the problem that Ross Erstling couldn't.

SUCKMYMUSCLE
Title: Re: Ross Erstling LIVE Comedy Performance / Challenge
Post by: disco_stu on November 04, 2010, 05:14:30 PM
You are TOTALLY incorrect!  There are many different "forms" of INTELLIGENCE.

Someone who may be a MUSICAL or VISUAL genius may be a complete retard when it comes to verbal conceptual skills.  On the other hand, you can be a mathematical genius but that doesn't mean you can compose music or art.  There are many different aspects of cognitive function, I happen to have ABNORMALLY high verbal conceptual skills, and just AVERAGE math ability.  This is why FULL SCALE IQ is your "total" IQ, but as I  just explained, FSIQ can be deceiving.

the full scale IQ test, which is used commonly today tests both verbal comprehension and analytical ability. MATH has nothing to do with it. They dont test MATH. They never have. Never will.

mensa offer you membership if you score in the top 2 percentile in either of the sections of the exam.

muscial or visual genius are subjective concepts and furthermore its unheard of people who are brilliant in one area, not being brilliant or very capable in most..inless they are autistic or have some specific condition.

i.e. analytical people are usually very good at things like music an art- but those are things that require passion and practice- which means that they cant be "scored" as a genetic ability like analytics and comprehension.

Title: Re: Ross Erstling LIVE Comedy Performance / Challenge
Post by: disco_stu on November 04, 2010, 05:16:42 PM
To sum it up- Ross you are full of shit and i'd bet my house you wouldnt score better than average on any section of a properly executed, supervised IQ test.

the proof is in your posts. its very easy to see.
Title: Re: Ross Erstling LIVE Comedy Performance / Challenge
Post by: suckmymuscle on November 04, 2010, 05:25:14 PM
To sum it up- Ross you are full of shit and i'd bet my house you wouldnt score better than average on any section of a properly executed, supervised IQ test.

the proof is in your posts. its very easy to see.

  You are right. He is right up there with Johnny Falcon in intellectual capacity.

SUCKMYMUSCLE
Title: Re: OPEN CHALLENGE TO ROSS ERSTLING.
Post by: disturbia on November 04, 2010, 05:40:20 PM
  Because the guy who designed the question(Nikos Lygeros) told me that the answer is correct and the people who publish the Mensa journal accepted my solution. You are right, though, that just telling you the answer would be meaningless since you lack the mental capacity to confirm for yourself that the answer is correct. You will know it because the answer will be published next month in the Mensa journal and you will have read it here first. From me.

SUCKMYMUSCLE




I just read this
I am actually at a loss for words this idiot exists
he solves mensa problems and also types AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH, wow what a combination, an idiot genius
how fuking delusional are some people?
Title: Re: *Ross Erstling LIVE Comedy Performance!
Post by: Alexander D on November 04, 2010, 06:16:17 PM
  Actually, 99.7% is IQ 143 when the standard deviation is 16. You first claimed that your testing was with the Stanford-Binet, and the Stanford-Binet uses a standrd deviation of 16. So now you are presenting a Wechsler score.

  In any case, your full scale IQ is what matters, and it is not 160 or even 141  but 135. To be honest with you, I still believe that 135 is too high for you and that you faked this document. 135 IQ would be an engineer from a top school or a medical surgeon, and not a brutish guido like yourself. But assuming you didn't fake the document, your score is a childhood score and childhood scores are usually much higher than adult scores. An IQ of 120 is believable for you if we really, really push suspension of disbelief to an extreme degree, but no way do you have an IQ above 120.

This thread is amusing... I am a surgeon (surgical oncology fellow in my last year of fellowship) and believe me, 135 IQ is pushing it for most of us... The reality is we do 3 things... Cut things out, put things in and sew stuff up... Of course one cannot be a moron and become a surgeon but you certainly dont need to be a genius...

And of course this Ross guy is a total fucking idiot lol
Title: Re: *Ross Erstling LIVE Comedy Performance!
Post by: johnnynoname on November 04, 2010, 06:19:13 PM
This thread is amusing... I am a surgeon (surgical oncology fellow in my last year of fellowship) and believe me, 135 IQ is pushing it for most of us... The reality is we do 3 things... Cut things out, put things in and sew stuff up... Of course one cannot be a moron and become a surgeon but you certainly dont need to be a genius...

And of course this Ross guy is a total fucking idiot lol


is this you?
Title: Re: Ross Erstling LIVE Comedy Performance / Challenge
Post by: Alexander D on November 04, 2010, 06:29:32 PM
L M A O!!! Brilliant!!!

No joke, home boy reminds me of my cousin Reggie... lol
Title: Re: Ross Erstling LIVE Comedy Performance / Challenge
Post by: johnnynoname on November 04, 2010, 06:32:45 PM
L M A O!!! Brilliant!!!

No joke, home boy reminds me of my cousin Reggie... lol

your cousin Reggie is the shit
Title: Re: Ross Erstling LIVE Comedy Performance / Challenge
Post by: Alexander D on November 04, 2010, 06:56:19 PM
your cousin Reggie is the shit

He called me today actually to let me know Lil Wayne was released from jail LOL I was in the middle of consenting a patient for surgery, my cell rings, I see it's Reg so I answer it real fast and he is like "YOOO CUZ, HES OUT, HES OUT MAN! LIL WAYNE IS BACK NIGGUH"... it was SO loud, im sure everyone around me could hear LOL sigh...

Funny thing is, i didnt even know he was in jail?! Dude is still comin out with hits on the radio every month!! Ditto for Biggie and he's supposed to be dead lol
Title: Re: Ross Erstling LIVE Comedy Performance / Challenge
Post by: johnnynoname on November 04, 2010, 07:08:56 PM
He called me today actually to let me know Lil Wayne was released from jail LOL I was in the middle of consenting a patient for surgery, my cell rings, I see it's Reg so I answer it real fast and he is like "YOOO CUZ, HES OUT, HES OUT MAN! LIL WAYNE IS BACK NIGGUH"... it was SO loud, im sure everyone around me could hear LOL sigh...

Funny thing is, i didnt even know he was in jail?! Dude is still comin out with hits on the radio every month!! Ditto for Biggie and he's supposed to be dead lol

shit son...I was gonna one up you with my friend Nasty N1gga Nate who has fake teeth but your cousin got him legit beat
Title: Re: OPEN CHALLENGE TO ROSS ERSTLING.
Post by: suckmymuscle on November 04, 2010, 07:45:34 PM
I just read this
I am actually at a loss for words this idiot exists
he solves mensa problems and also types AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH, wow what a combination, an idiot genius
how fuking delusional are some people?

  Well, champ, if you're so much smarter than me than solve the problem. :D

SUCKMYMUSCLE
Title: Re: OPEN CHALLENGE TO ROSS ERSTLING.
Post by: ManBearPig... on November 04, 2010, 08:03:46 PM
 Well, champ, if you're so much smarter than me than solve the problem. :D

SUCKMYMUSCLE

just stop man, you're an idiot.
Title: Re: OPEN CHALLENGE TO ROSS ERSTLING.
Post by: suckmymuscle on November 04, 2010, 08:09:57 PM
just stop man, you're an idiot.

  Yeah, I am an idiot because I solved a problem that most M.I.T doctorates in math couldn't. Great logic there. Epic jealously.

SUCKMYMUSCLE
Title: Re: OPEN CHALLENGE TO ROSS ERSTLING.
Post by: chaos on November 04, 2010, 08:23:25 PM
  Yeah, I am an idiot because I solved a problem that most M.I.T doctorates in math couldn't. Great logic there. Epic jealously.

SUCKMYMUSCLE
Weren't you suppose to post the answer already? Did I miss it?
Title: Re: OPEN CHALLENGE TO ROSS ERSTLING.
Post by: disturbia on November 04, 2010, 08:25:35 PM
 Well, champ, if you're so much smarter than me than solve the problem. :D

SUCKMYMUSCLE

where did I say I was smarter?
please point that out

thx
Title: Re: OPEN CHALLENGE TO ROSS ERSTLING.
Post by: suckmymuscle on November 04, 2010, 08:25:58 PM
Weren't you suppose to post the answer already? Did I miss it?

  You are right. It's actually been seven days(my Samara parody). If there is any interest I might post it.

SUCKMYMUSCLE
Title: Re: Ross Erstling LIVE Comedy Performance / Challenge
Post by: disturbia on November 04, 2010, 08:29:00 PM
hey suckmymuscle
I have a question
are you from New York?
Title: Re: OPEN CHALLENGE TO ROSS ERSTLING.
Post by: suckmymuscle on November 04, 2010, 08:29:35 PM
where did I say I was smarter?
please point that out

thx

  Oh so you call me an idiot and believe that you are as much or even more of an idiot than I am? I see. So thanks for admitting that you are an idiot. I agree. Unfortunately, I don't agree with your first claim.

SUCKMYMUSCLE
Title: Re: OPEN CHALLENGE TO ROSS ERSTLING.
Post by: disturbia on November 04, 2010, 08:31:39 PM
 Oh so you call me an idiot and believe that you are as much or even more of an idiot than I am? I see. So thanks for admitting that you are an idiot. I agree. Unfortunately, I don't agree with your first claim.

SUCKMYMUSCLE

please point out where I said I am more of an idiot than you

thx
Title: Re: OPEN CHALLENGE TO ROSS ERSTLING.
Post by: suckmymuscle on November 04, 2010, 08:34:00 PM
please point out where I said I am more of an idiot than you

thx

  Here is what you said:

  "You are an idiot."

  Then you followed that by saying:

  "I never claimed to be smarter than you."


  So, if I am an idiot and yet you don't believe that you are smarter than me, then you are saying that you are an idiot as well. This is simple logic. The fact you can't understand this indicates that you truly are an idiot.

SUCKMYMUSCLE
Title: Re: OPEN CHALLENGE TO ROSS ERSTLING.
Post by: disturbia on November 04, 2010, 08:35:04 PM
  Here is what you said:

  "You are an idiot."

  Then you followed that by saying:

  "I never claimed to be smarter than you."


  So, if I am an idiot and yet you don't believe that you are smarter than me, then you are saying that you are an idiot as well. This is simple logic. The fact you can't understand this indicates that you truly are an idiot.

SUCKMYMUSCLE

are you from New York?
Title: Re: Ross Erstling LIVE Comedy Performance / Challenge
Post by: disturbia on November 04, 2010, 08:42:06 PM
???

http://www.manjam.com/play/profile/default.aspx?id=tZNVtyDHnAx488OnHp6QRn4ET0z1OrOJ
Title: Re: Ross Erstling LIVE Comedy Performance / Challenge
Post by: chaos on November 04, 2010, 08:46:37 PM
LOL a 6' bisexual black guy is the smartest guy in the world and could snap your dog in half while being too buff for the military and being told he had to leave........LOL ;D
Title: Re: Ross Erstling LIVE Comedy Performance / Challenge
Post by: suckmymuscle on November 04, 2010, 09:05:53 PM
???

http://www.manjam.com/play/profile/default.aspx?id=tZNVtyDHnAx488OnHp6QRn4ET0z1OrOJ

  Lol dude, so you were searching for a muscular guy to top you?

SUCKMYMUSCLE
Title: Re: Ross Erstling LIVE Comedy Performance / Challenge
Post by: disturbia on November 04, 2010, 09:07:23 PM
  Lol dude, so you were searching for a muscular guy to top you?

SUCKMYMUSCLE

no that is the 5th search in google under your name
Title: Re: Ross Erstling LIVE Comedy Performance / Challenge
Post by: suckmymuscle on November 04, 2010, 09:10:08 PM
no that is the 5th search in google under your name

  Epic excuse. You like black muscular bear dudes to top you. And why can't I be search number 1, 2, 3 or 4 and not 5?

SUCKMYMUSCLE
Title: Re: Ross Erstling LIVE Comedy Performance / Challenge
Post by: disturbia on November 04, 2010, 09:31:29 PM
  Epic excuse. You like black muscular bear dudes to top you. And why can't I be search number 1, 2, 3 or 4 and not 5?

SUCKMYMUSCLE

geezus you are boring, do you have anything funny or good to add here?
Title: Re: Ross Erstling LIVE Comedy Performance / Challenge
Post by: suckmymuscle on November 04, 2010, 09:33:27 PM
geezus you are boring, do you have anything funny or good to add here?

  No. Just a question: what were you doing trolling a gay muscle site?

SUCKMYMUSCLE
Title: Re: Ross Erstling LIVE Comedy Performance / Challenge
Post by: disturbia on November 04, 2010, 09:38:42 PM
 No. Just a question: what were you doing trolling a gay muscle site?

SUCKMYMUSCLE

i google searched your name and that was the 5th result----feel free to do it yourself
Title: Re: Ross Erstling LIVE Comedy Performance / Challenge
Post by: suckmymuscle on November 04, 2010, 09:45:19 PM
i google searched your name and that was the 5th result----feel free to do it yourself

  Do you really think that if I were a black muscle bear I would use the same unsername on Getbig and on a gay porn site where I use to get dates? Think before you make posts, dude.

SUCKMYMUSCLE
Title: Re: Ross Erstling LIVE Comedy Performance / Challenge
Post by: disturbia on November 04, 2010, 09:48:26 PM
  Do you really think that if I were a black muscle bear I would use the same unsername on Getbig and on a gay porn site where I use to get dates? Think before you make posts, dude.

SUCKMYMUSCLE

epic taking things seriously---want a kleenex to wipe those tears?

lol what bitch you are
Title: Re: Ross Erstling LIVE Comedy Performance / Challenge
Post by: suckmymuscle on November 04, 2010, 10:02:12 PM
epic taking things seriously---want a kleenex to wipe those tears?

lol what bitch you are

  Lmao...who said I am taking it seriously, moron? I even made fun of you after I pointed out that you called yourself an idiot. Lmaoooooo....

SUCKMYMUSCLE
Title: Re: Ross Erstling LIVE Comedy Performance / Challenge
Post by: disturbia on November 04, 2010, 10:04:58 PM
 Lmao...who said I am taking it seriously, moron? I even made fun of you after I pointed out that you called yourself an idiot. Lmaoooooo....

SUCKMYMUSCLE

doesnt change the fact you are a little bitch,............bitch
Title: Re: Ross Erstling LIVE Comedy Performance / Challenge
Post by: StuartR on November 04, 2010, 11:51:01 PM
hahah one of the smartest men in the world spends a good part of his day defending himself on an obscure bodybuilding board
we are truly through the looking glass
Title: Re: Ross Erstling LIVE Comedy Performance / Challenge
Post by: DK II on November 05, 2010, 12:04:12 AM
hahah one of the smartest men in the world spends a good part of his day defending himself on an obscure bodybuilding board
we are truly through the looking glass

Psssshhhh, be careful, or you will have a 40+ pages discussion meltdown from SMM on you....


He is the smartest human being EVER and we should be glad that he posts on getbig instead of being out there solving the world's mysteries.
Title: Re: Ross Erstling LIVE Comedy Performance / Challenge
Post by: outby43 on November 05, 2010, 03:47:04 AM
Psssshhhh, be careful, or you will have a 40+ pages discussion meltdown from SMM on you....


He is the smartest human being EVER and we should be glad that he posts on getbig instead of being out there solving the world's mysteries.

HAHAHA..SMM also has an uncanny response to d-bol   ::)

. Of all the steroids I've tried, it was the only one that worked in real time. I remember one day I took 50 mg and I was literally bigger with rounder muscles by the end of the day.

SUCKMYMUSCLE
Title: Re: Ross Erstling LIVE Comedy Performance / Challenge
Post by: 225for70 on November 05, 2010, 06:03:29 AM
.
Title: Re: Ross Erstling LIVE Comedy Performance / Challenge
Post by: Kim Jong Bob on November 05, 2010, 06:20:25 AM
it takes alot of guts to go up on a stage, especially if you suck ass at it
Title: Re: Ross Erstling LIVE Comedy Performance / Challenge
Post by: suckmymuscle on November 05, 2010, 10:33:14 AM
  I love my stalkers. Owning so many minds is fun. The only problem is that most of my stalkers don't have much of minds for me to own, but nevertheless.....

SUCKMYMUSCLE
Title: Re: Ross Erstling LIVE Comedy Performance / Challenge
Post by: Les Grossman on November 05, 2010, 10:40:35 AM
LOL a 6' bisexual black guy is the smartest guy in the world and could snap your dog in half while being too buff for the military and being told he had to leave........LOL ;D

Technically he's not even the smartest person on GetBig:

Her academics paralleled her athletic and fine arts excellence as she has graduated in the top one percent of her class with each college and graduate degree, having finished her high school years at age sixteen with well over a perfect average. Bethany Carter Howlett has been an active member of MENSA since her late teen years and holds an IQ of 191. Bethany Carter Howlett feels that a severely extended education is an absolute must indeed. She holds an MS in Molecular Biology, a BS in Molecular Biology, a BA in Music, and a Minor in Spanish in which she is fluent. She completed an Executive MBA program in the Washington, D.C. area, and then finished a Doctorate MBA from the same institution.

 ::)

Title: Re: Ross Erstling LIVE Comedy Performance / Challenge
Post by: disturbia on November 05, 2010, 10:42:10 AM
its not about stalkers dude
you claim to be huge, you claim to be smarter than an MIT prof, you claim to snap a german shepherds back,....I mean really, who is looking ridiculous here.

Although in reality it is a message board and you can feel free to twist up the persona you want to create, so its all good.  Maybe you should have kept it a little more realistic.

have a great day
Title: Re: Ross Erstling LIVE Comedy Performance / Challenge
Post by: disco_stu on November 05, 2010, 01:34:53 PM
Technically he's not even the smartest person on GetBig:

Her academics paralleled her athletic and fine arts excellence as she has graduated in the top one percent of her class with each college and graduate degree, having finished her high school years at age sixteen with well over a perfect average. Bethany Carter Howlett has been an active member of MENSA since her late teen years and holds an IQ of 191. Bethany Carter Howlett feels that a severely extended education is an absolute must indeed. She holds an MS in Molecular Biology, a BS in Molecular Biology, a BA in Music, and a Minor in Spanish in which she is fluent. She completed an Executive MBA program in the Washington, D.C. area, and then finished a Doctorate MBA from the same institution.

 ::)



well she'd be the smartest person thats ever lived then. MBAs are lame..doesnt take brains for one, just time- which most people dont have. BA's the same...lame degree. the others are reasonable credits to her name, but the IQ claim is rubbish.

Title: Re: *Ross Erstling LIVE Comedy Performance!
Post by: disco_stu on November 05, 2010, 01:42:05 PM
  Actually, 99.7% is IQ 143 when the standard deviation is 16. You first claimed that your testing was with the Stanford-Binet, and the Stanford-Binet uses a standrd deviation of 16. So now you are presenting a Wechsler score.

  In any case, your full scale IQ is what matters, and it is not 160 or even 141  but 135. To be honest with you, I still believe that 135 is too high for you and that you faked this document. 135 IQ would be an engineer from a top school or a medical surgeon, and not a brutish guido like yourself. But assuming you didn't fake the document, your score is a childhood score and childhood scores are usually much higher than adult scores. An IQ of 120 is believable for you if we really, really push suspension of disbelief to an extreme degree, but no way do you have an IQ above 120.

finally- someone who knows what they are talking about!.as everyone knows that IQ is the ratio of your intelligence compared to the average intelligence of someone of the same age. was this test done when Ross was a kid?..i would bet Ross did it now as an adult but claimed a young age- making the result much higher than it actually is.

. "Smart" people have an IQ of around 120-125. really smart people 125-135... rarities 135-140, and complete genius boffins 140-145. occasionally people score above that but they are like hens teeth.
Title: Re: Ross Erstling LIVE Comedy Performance / Challenge
Post by: disco_stu on November 05, 2010, 01:53:21 PM
a real mensa certificate.

removed my name and scribbled over it to make it difficult to copy. check the signatories on the internet.

Title: Re: *Ross Erstling LIVE Comedy Performance!
Post by: suckmymuscle on November 05, 2010, 02:33:25 PM
finally- someone who knows what they are talking about!.as everyone knows that IQ is the ratio of your intelligence compared to the average intelligence of someone of the same age. was this test done when Ross was a kid?..i would bet Ross did it now as an adult but claimed a young age- making the result much higher than it actually is.

. "Smart" people have an IQ of around 120-125. really smart people 125-135... rarities 135-140, and complete genius boffins 140-145. occasionally people score above that but they are like hens teeth.

  The average for medical doctors is 125 and M.I.T math graduates is 138, and yet Ross Erstling is 160. That would be the IQ of a Darwin or Maxwell or a math prodigy like Neumman. So a guido is as smart as Maxwell and Darwin ??? ??? ???

SUCKMYMUSCLE
Title: Re: *Ross Erstling LIVE Comedy Performance!
Post by: Alexander D on November 05, 2010, 04:22:32 PM
  The average for medical doctors is 125 and M.I.T math graduates is 138, and yet Ross Erstling is 160. That would be the IQ of a Darwin or Maxwell or a math prodigy like Neumman. So a guido is as smart as Maxwell and Darwin ??? ??? ???

SUCKMYMUSCLE

LOL And where are you getting these numbers from? Last time I checked, I wasn't asked what my IQ was when I sat for any of my USMLE exams or speciality boards?
Title: Re: *Ross Erstling LIVE Comedy Performance!
Post by: suckmymuscle on November 05, 2010, 04:37:49 PM
LOL And where are you getting these numbers from? Last time I checked, I wasn't asked what my IQ was when I sat for any of my USMLE exams or speciality boards?

  When subjected to IQ tests, medical doctors average 125 and M.I.T math graduates average 138. I never claimed that getting a certain score on an IQ test is required for your to get a license to practice medicine.

SUCKMYMUSCLE
Title: Re: Ross Erstling LIVE Comedy Performance / Challenge
Post by: BayGBM on November 05, 2010, 06:31:38 PM
Who is this guy?
Title: Re: Ross Erstling LIVE Comedy Performance / Challenge
Post by: suckmymuscle on November 05, 2010, 06:33:47 PM
Who is this guy?

  Some muscle guido from New York who thinks he's as smart as Einstein and as funny as Jerry Seinfeld. You know, your typical Getbigger.

SUCKMYMUSCLE
Title: Re: Ross Erstling LIVE Comedy Performance / Challenge
Post by: BayGBM on November 05, 2010, 06:54:11 PM
Never heard of him. ::)
Title: Re: Ross Erstling LIVE Comedy Performance / Challenge
Post by: Doug_Steele on November 05, 2010, 10:00:30 PM
Never heard of him. ::)

I believe he attended this college.

(http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j175/finner34/georgetown-logo.gif)

 ;D ;D
Title: Re: Ross Erstling LIVE Comedy Performance / Challenge
Post by: disco_stu on November 05, 2010, 10:10:36 PM
im diggin suckmymuscle more and more...dont ruin it for me dude.

Title: Re: OPEN CHALLENGE TO ROSS ERSTLING.
Post by: Kim Jong Bob on November 05, 2010, 11:55:13 PM
  Lmao, how is that backfiring? I have solved the problem and will be presenting the solution in five days if Ross doesen't solve it. There is nothing wrong with claiming something if you can back it up. And by the way, I never claimed that.......

SUCKMYMUSCLE
time to present the solution. not that i think you will do that.
Title: Re: OPEN CHALLENGE TO ROSS ERSTLING.
Post by: suckmymuscle on November 06, 2010, 12:07:38 AM
time to present the solution. not that i think you will do that.

  It depends on the interest. There is no interest. No one cares. Also, most people here wouldn't be capable of understand why the solution is correct.

SUCKMYMUSCLE
Title: Re: OPEN CHALLENGE TO ROSS ERSTLING.
Post by: Kim Jong Bob on November 06, 2010, 12:41:51 AM
  It depends on the interest. There is no interest. No one cares. Also, most people here wouldn't be capable of understand why the solution is correct.

SUCKMYMUSCLE
what a shock  ::)

just post it.
Title: Re: OPEN CHALLENGE TO ROSS ERSTLING.
Post by: suckmymuscle on November 06, 2010, 12:47:02 AM
what a shock 

just post it.

  You know what? I am going to give you a chance of answering. After all, you call yourself Mensa Bob. That is a poignant username.

SUCKMYMUSCLE
Title: Re: Ross Erstling LIVE Comedy Performance / Challenge
Post by: disco_stu on November 06, 2010, 12:54:36 AM
probably more accurate that no one really cares actually.

Title: Re: OPEN CHALLENGE TO ROSS ERSTLING.
Post by: Kim Jong Bob on November 06, 2010, 01:42:42 AM
  You know what? I am going to give you a chance of answering. After all, you call yourself Mensa Bob. That is a poignant username.

SUCKMYMUSCLE
naw i could never resolve it, and the mensa part is a joke i would never fit in there. so now that we cleared that post it now.
Title: Re: Ross Erstling LIVE Comedy Performance / Challenge
Post by: Kim Jong Bob on November 06, 2010, 04:43:34 AM
so if you dont post it as you said you would can we come to the conclusion that you dont know the answer?
Title: Re: Ross Erstling LIVE Comedy Performance / Challenge
Post by: DK II on November 06, 2010, 04:50:27 AM
so if you dont post it as you said you would can we come to the conclusion that you dont know the answer?

No, the conclusion is that SMM is so smart that he knows we are all dumb and won't understand the answer anyways, so he doesn't even bother.
Title: Re: Ross Erstling LIVE Comedy Performance / Challenge
Post by: Kim Jong Bob on November 06, 2010, 06:12:25 AM
No, the conclusion is that SMM is so smart that he knows we are all dumb and won't understand the answer anyways, so he doesn't even bother.
living the dream




ssm and gibs must be the most patetic posters on getbig.
Title: Re: Ross Erstling LIVE Comedy Performance / Challenge
Post by: DK II on November 06, 2010, 06:24:58 AM
living the dream




ssm and gibs must be the most patetic posters on getbig.

You can't argue with that.  ;D
Title: Re: Ross Erstling LIVE Comedy Performance / Challenge
Post by: StuartR on November 06, 2010, 07:29:00 AM
No, the conclusion is that SMM is so smart that he knows we are all dumb and won't understand the answer anyways, so he doesn't even bother.

lol what an utterly delusional homo
Title: Re: *Ross Erstling LIVE Comedy Performance!
Post by: Alexander D on November 08, 2010, 03:49:19 AM
  When subjected to IQ tests, medical doctors average 125 and M.I.T math graduates average 138. I never claimed that getting a certain score on an IQ test is required for your to get a license to practice medicine.

SUCKMYMUSCLE

ok and where did you get this information from?
Title: Re: Ross Erstling LIVE Comedy Performance / Challenge
Post by: Kim Jong Bob on November 08, 2010, 03:53:21 AM
so if you dont post it as you said you would can we come to the conclusion that you dont know the answer?
end of thread. once again ssm has proven to be a backpaddling delusional fruitdick
Title: Re: *Ross Erstling LIVE Comedy Performance!
Post by: DK II on November 08, 2010, 06:03:29 AM
ok and where did you get this information from?

He just knows it. And you are too dumb, so he doesn't bother to post here anymore.
Title: Re: Ross Erstling LIVE Comedy Performance / Challenge
Post by: Xecutioner on November 08, 2010, 07:03:30 AM
My guess as to the reason for why he had initially stated that he would provide the response at the end of a week's time. Quite simply, he had expected to have seen the answer by then. It is dually obvious that he has not yet seen it, and that he will continue to delay, as he has been doing thus far, up untill the point at which he comes across it. So, upon seeing the response, no longer shall I believe it to be a product of his prowess, but instead, that of someone else. He should leave the perpetuation of illusions via inveigling to the magician, for his facade is vapid.
Title: Re: *Ross Erstling LIVE Comedy Performance!
Post by: Howard on November 08, 2010, 07:40:05 AM
CRAZIEST shit you have ever seen, huh? :D 8) ;D
We need to see if we can convince Ross to compete in an actual contest.
If he ever did, I would travel to the show and even pay for his entry fee , just to see it.
Imagine Ross vs Goodrum in an epic posedown. :o
Title: Re: Ross Erstling LIVE Comedy Performance / Challenge
Post by: clued-up on November 08, 2010, 07:59:32 AM
muscial or visual genius are subjective concepts

Not so much.

analytical people are usually very good at things like music an art- but those are things that require passion and practice

A brilliant analytical mind alone does not translate into artistic brilliance.. no matter the passion or practice.

An analytical person may be able to understand a brilliant work of art.. but that does not mean they could create a brilliant work of art themselves.

I know a number of highly analytical, intellectual people who want nothing more than to be a great artist... so much so that they have forged careers in the field, it is their life’s passion.. but their work is mediocre. They simply do not have the gift. The innate understanding of all things *art*.. that is required to do anything worthwhile with a brush.

While an analytical mind is definitely a requirement, its only one element required... one piece of the mental pie necessary... to be *very good at art*.
Title: Re: Ross Erstling LIVE Comedy Performance / Challenge
Post by: disco_stu on November 08, 2010, 11:40:11 AM
Not so much.

A brilliant analytical mind alone does not translate into artistic brilliance.. no matter the passion or practice.

An analytical person may be able to understand a brilliant work of art.. but that does not mean they could create a brilliant work of art themselves.

I know a number of highly analytical, intellectual people who want nothing more than to be a great artist... so much so that they have forged careers in the field, it is their life’s passion.. but their work is mediocre. They simply do not have the gift. The innate understanding of all things *art*.. that is required to do anything worthwhile with a brush.

While an analytical mind is definitely a requirement, its only one element required... one piece of the mental pie necessary... to be *very good at art*.
no one achieves anything in the real world with only "art" as their CV.

unless its in the art field.

its a pointless argument.

and its an argument that mostly those who dont have a decent IQ resort to for comfort.

the reality is that ppl who try to water down the IQ relevance believe that IQ isnt a good indicator- which is only very partly true because when it comes down to it, only the high IQers would get (and cope with) a job at NASA. For everyday life managing a supermarket then it probably doesnt make much sense. and for things like your own business, different strengths come into play.

Think of a high IQ in BB terms as having great genetic potential. realised or otherwise. You can still be a tool, and you can still be a psychopath.
In fact most are better off having a mildly high IQ. Others relate better to them and many problems are avoided.
Title: Re: Ross Erstling LIVE Comedy Performance / Challenge
Post by: suckmymuscle on November 08, 2010, 09:19:35 PM
  Wow, lots of interest. I will be posting the answer.

SUCKMYMUSCLE
Title: Re: Ross Erstling LIVE Comedy Performance / Challenge
Post by: disturbia on November 08, 2010, 09:50:00 PM
 Wow, lots of interest. I will be posting the answer.

SUCKMYMUSCLE

a. there is not interest, there is just people laughing at how ludicrous you are
b. no one cares about the answer you don't have

odds you are under 20----HUGEEEEEE
Title: Re: Ross Erstling LIVE Comedy Performance / Challenge
Post by: suckmymuscle on November 08, 2010, 10:01:44 PM
a. there is not interest, there is just people laughing at how ludicrous you are
b. no one cares about the answer you don't have

odds you are under 20----HUGEEEEEE

  When I do post the answer, I expect you to delete your account out of embarassment. Deal?

SUCKMYMUSCLE
Title: Re: Ross Erstling LIVE Comedy Performance / Challenge
Post by: DK II on November 08, 2010, 10:19:59 PM
  When I do post the answer, I expect you to delete your account out of embarassment. Deal?

SUCKMYMUSCLE

How about you post the answer and we laugh a little more about your meltdowns?
Title: Re: Ross Erstling LIVE Comedy Performance / Challenge
Post by: JOCKTHEGLIDE on November 08, 2010, 10:23:55 PM
How about you post the answer and we laugh a little more about your meltdowns?
suckymuslce getting owned in a thread he planned on entering to own all,,,just like his horomone knowledge is lacking is the same as is intelligence  :D
Title: Re: Ross Erstling LIVE Comedy Performance / Challenge
Post by: disturbia on November 08, 2010, 10:53:15 PM
  When I do post the answer, I expect you to delete your account out of embarassment. Deal?

SUCKMYMUSCLE

a. go fuk yourself
b. see a
Title: Re: Ross Erstling LIVE Comedy Performance / Challenge
Post by: suckmymuscle on November 08, 2010, 11:09:04 PM
  the trolls are in full force this night. I would love to see their faces when I post the reply. ;D

SUCKMYMUSCLE
Title: Re: Ross Erstling LIVE Comedy Performance / Challenge
Post by: Kim Jong Bob on November 09, 2010, 05:38:26 AM
  the trolls are in full force this night. I would love to see their faces when I post the reply. ;D

SUCKMYMUSCLE
epic trying to save some time with bullshit answers while googling after the answer.
Title: Re: Ross Erstling LIVE Comedy Performance / Challenge
Post by: DK II on November 09, 2010, 07:14:56 AM
epic trying to save some time with bullshit answers while googling after the answer.

this.
Title: Re: Ross Erstling LIVE Comedy Performance / Challenge
Post by: suckmymuscle on November 09, 2010, 07:26:55 AM
epic trying to save some time with bullshit answers while googling after the answer.

  If it's on google, then all you have to do is find the answer, post it, and embarass me. If that happens, imagine how badly you will have owned me. ;)

SUCKMYMUSCLE
Title: Re: Ross Erstling LIVE Comedy Performance / Challenge
Post by: DK II on November 09, 2010, 07:29:54 AM
  If it's on google, then all you have to do is find the answer, post it, and embarass me. If that happens, imagine how badly you will have owned me. ;)

SUCKMYMUSCLE

Dude, you are waaaaayy to egocentric.  ;D ;D
Title: Re: Ross Erstling LIVE Comedy Performance / Challenge
Post by: Kim Jong Bob on November 09, 2010, 08:06:58 AM
  If it's on google, then all you have to do is find the answer, post it, and embarass me. If that happens, imagine how badly you will have owned me. ;)

SUCKMYMUSCLE
point proven =)
Title: Re: Ross Erstling LIVE Comedy Performance / Challenge
Post by: illwill on November 26, 2010, 06:37:37 AM
and the answer was never posted....
Title: Re: Ross Erstling LIVE Comedy Performance / Challenge
Post by: Kim Jong Bob on November 27, 2010, 01:13:53 AM
and the answer was never posted....
well he said a couple of days ago he will post it...................... .......its a bigger chans that noworries doesnt spell the word goodrum in a whole day than ssm posts the answer.
Title: Re: Ross Erstling LIVE Comedy Performance / Challenge
Post by: DK II on November 27, 2010, 11:03:25 PM
well he said a couple of days ago he will post it...................... .......its a bigger chans that noworries doesnt spell the word goodrum in a whole day than ssm posts the answer.

LOL!!

Somehow i have the feeling that he will not post in this thread anymore, well maybe to melt down a bit and make some bullshit excuses and accusations.  ::) ::)

What a tool.
Title: Re: Ross Erstling LIVE Comedy Performance / Challenge
Post by: suckmymuscle on November 28, 2010, 12:01:57 AM
LOL!!

Somehow i have the feeling that he will not post in this thread anymore, well maybe to melt down a bit and make some bullshit excuses and accusations.

What a tool.

  Donkey, what would be the point of me posting the answer since you'll just claim that I found the answer somewhere? You would never give me credit, and you know it.

  Let's make a deal: you find the answer for this question on the net and you post the answer while proving that you found it on the net, and I will delete my account and never post on Getbig again. I will give you one month. If after this period you fail to find the answer, you delete your account and never post here again. Do we have a deal? :D Man up, bitch, and put your money where your mouth is. ;)

SUCKMYMUSCLE
Title: Re: Ross Erstling LIVE Comedy Performance / Challenge
Post by: disturbia on November 28, 2010, 12:06:14 AM
omgggggg is this nutjob still babbling on about that answer? Give it up already, you dont have it, life goes on who cares. Geezus
Title: Re: Ross Erstling LIVE Comedy Performance / Challenge
Post by: Kim Jong Bob on November 28, 2010, 01:13:08 AM
 bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla
SUCKMYMUSCLE
::)    come´on man stop backpeddling. admit that you lied or shut me up and post the answer
Title: Re: Ross Erstling LIVE Comedy Performance / Challenge
Post by: Kim Jong Bob on November 28, 2010, 01:14:50 AM
LOL!!

Somehow i have the feeling that he will not post in this thread anymore, well maybe to melt down a bit and make some bullshit excuses and accusations.  ::) ::)

What a tool.


  Donkey, what would be the point of me posting the answer since you'll just claim that I found the answer somewhere? You would never give me credit, and you know it.

  Let's make a deal: you find the answer for this question on the net and you post the answer while proving that you found it on the net, and I will delete my account and never post on Getbig again. I will give you one month. If after this period you fail to find the answer, you delete your account and never post here again. Do we have a deal? :D Man up, bitch, and put your money where your mouth is. ;)

SUCKMYMUSCLE


lål  ;D ::)
Title: Re: Ross Erstling LIVE Comedy Performance / Challenge
Post by: DK II on November 28, 2010, 04:31:59 AM


lål  ;D ::)

LOL, what i said.  ;D ;D ;D ;D

It's too easy.
Title: Re: Ross Erstling LIVE Comedy Performance / Challenge
Post by: suckmymuscle on November 28, 2010, 04:46:23 AM
LOL, what i said.  ;D ;D ;D ;D

It's too easy.

  Just like I thought....deep down you know I have solved the problem and that it is not available online otherwise you would take my bet. Thanks for being my bitch, Donkey. ;)
Title: Re: Ross Erstling LIVE Comedy Performance / Challenge
Post by: DK II on November 28, 2010, 05:32:02 AM
  Just like I thought....deep down you know I have solved the problem and that it is not available online otherwise you would take my bet. Thanks for being my bitch, Donkey. ;)

LOL!!!

You know what, i don't even KNOW what you are talking about, i just make a stop on the way through the forum to piss you off a little bit, and you catch the bait every fucking time, it's totally hilarious.

And i know 100%, when i accuse you of being a stupid idiot that plays super intelligent when in fact he's a little teenager with too much time on his hands because Daddy earns the big bucks, you will jump for it again, because you're just a stupid teenager, that's what you are.  ;)