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[TheShape.]

Re: Getbig christmas card!

One of his best works IMO

[wes]

Re: Getbig christmas card!

LOL 

[FitnessFrenzy]

This always cracks me up.

[FitnessFrenzy]

Re: Relationship ending now I have a brutal case of oneitis, how to deal with this?

Was dating this American girl for a few months, her visa runs out in a week or two and she is returning home so our relationship will be over. The pain I feel is very intense, she was 6 feet tall with naturally blonde hair and blue eyes. She could sing and was physically quite fit, we shared most of the same interests, she was someone you could have an intelligent conversation with, we often stayed up for half the night talking, she initiated sex as often as I did and she often would want it 3 times in the same night. We say goodbye for the final time on Wednesday, the last time I was with her she started crying over it and I got very upset too which I know will make me seem like a beta to most people on this forum...lol

Wednesday is gonna be brutal and girls like this are rare,  there is 0% possibility of it continuing, we will just exchange messages occasionally online. It sucks massively when a relationship ends due to no fault of your own and you feel like the person you are losing will be hard to replace even though she wasn't perfect, Anyone else experienced this? how can I deal with the way I'm feeling?
   ... 

I think you are lying

Yes, I second that, however, bigmc and I will kindy retract our statements if you show us pictures of said blonde's asshole...

[FitnessFrenzy]

Re: Relationship ending now I have a brutal case of oneitis, how to deal with this?

Thanks for being a nice guys Kwon and Primemuscle but I think it's for the best that I move on and try to find someone else who lives closer to home and isn't attached to entire family/group of friends in another country. I don't think I will ever knowingly date a girl from another nation again, it's good while it lasts but it's a mega downer at the end.

On a side note, not that I need it to have good sex but I secretly took viagra on many occasions and on those nights I was able to cum and after 10 minutes continue again, this lasted 3-4 hours one night. You know a woman has reached an orgasm when her whole body shakes and she tries to stop you for a one minute break because it's too intense (maybe one day bigmc will experience this). That happened multiple times every time we had sex and was often accompanied by the soaking lol, one night we changed position on the bed 4 times and half the bed ended up with wet patches of her cum lol after that towels had to be used.

Operation get lean as fuark/adopt Zyzz principles will commence in March 2016, until then I will continue bulking to try and get as close to a 315 bench press as possible.

Listen Cock-Tonsils,
You've taken this shit too far.
I'm ashamed to have even read your post.
Quit stealing oxygen from the rest of us and just drink a bottle of Drain-o.
Hope she gave you syphilis and is now back to her old man, Tyrone.

 

[FitnessFrenzy]

Re: Odd dream...

I had a dream I was at some sort of event and President Obama was there. He was young as in when he was Senator Obama. He was alone getting food from a table and I walked up to him and he turned to look at me. I gave him the Wiggs dead eye "negro I know what you doin' stare" but for public relations I changed to a smile and reached out my hand for him to shake it. He looked me dead in my eyes then at my hand without smiling and walked by me brushing past me almost shoulder checking me. I followed behind him and asking "Sir, what are you doing? Why are doing this?"He ignored me as I was speaking to him and kept doing what he was doing. With that arrogant look he gets on his face.

Never had a dream about the President before. Ever. It's certainly caused me to think this morning. lol

Mods, please merge this with Woo's breakfast thread.

What's the connection to mine?

According to the metrics I ran, both are horrible threads.

[FitnessFrenzy]

Re: Relationship ending now I have a brutal case of oneitis, how to deal with this?

Pretty much summarizes it all, and this is our mission to inform young men about so that they can avoid a pitfall or two.

If you take this knowledge to heart, you might abandon fairy tale dreams and start pursuing something more fruitful. Like following thong pageants.

Recently I've met a guy (in a work enviroment) he's on his third wife (not Howard). All would be good, but poor moron is alreay paying for FOUR kids from two previous marriages. Talk about a clueless animal.

It still amazes me that a man will pay for some other dude's sperm creation. Raising another man's kid is about as beta as it gets.

Look at that Mr. Brady twat. And despite Marcia bouncing around in her PJ frillies, the beta ended up as a cocktroller.

One day when this lady met this fellow,
She knew that he was much more than a chump.
In truth he'd prefer to have mammaries,
An architect and a ranger of the rump.

[FitnessFrenzy]

There's no point denying it but who cares, I only have an average cock

[NelsonMuntz]

He's mentally ill. Clearly.

Lol..whos talking. A tinfoil hat negro.

[FitnessFrenzy]

[NelsonMuntz]

Re: Aiki Budo

Sums up my thoughts about 1 person in general and his overall faggotry

Since when did you decide anything.you come on a serious thread and write rubbish. This thread is about Budo in general. MMA has it“s roots in various systems. Apart from a 500lb Bench what is your experience in any Martial arts?

whats is your experience

you are the one claiming to be an expert

you have never proved anything on this whole board


prove your expertise

I am waiting

I bet your face is Red now.

great well thought out response Donald

perhaps you would like to tell us how the principles of "aiki"

translate in to a system applicable in a street fight

where forms and other variables are different from the gym?

look through some of my old posts.

what like this

I cant find anything you have posted that isn't perverted or threatening someone

or drunken idiocy

I am giving you a chance to prove your expertise here

answer the question how does it translate in to a street fight

and why are there no aiki guys in the ufc?

this isn't a trolling board Donald

do you have any knowledge

or do you just post youtube videos

I thought you said you were a black belt and a had a dan in judo

seems you resort to name calling everytime you post

bit pathetic

lets stick to the subject

why are there no aikido fighters in mma

how does it translate in to real life fights

this is your chance to shine Donald

well good to see you are reading my posts.

ok lets leave it there

you are clearly incapable of forming a rational sentence

or formulating any sort of credible response to a reasonable question

except when you are reporting things to the mods

keep watching the videos in your karate pyjamas big guy 

Gotta love the self proclaimed super ninja soldier former elected official of greatness Donny who calls people out all the time yet cannot or will not prove anything himself. Another SMM

[FitnessFrenzy]

Re: summary of working from another forum, agree?disagree?

I was about to make a comment until I saw that the pic comes from Sluthate.com 

Lol you're right

That's one of the reasons I like Army. His views on women

[FitnessFrenzy]

Re: how big have your dumps been in last 2 days?

Mine have definitely been the biggest of the year

I've been expecting this thread.  Imagine a voluminous beehive shaped pile large enough to entirely cover the opening of the toilet bowl leading to the drain, but with the thickness and solidness to make me wonder for just a split second whether the drain suction would be able to pull it all down or whether I'd be running for the plunger.

[DroppingPlates]

Re: Relationship ending now I have a brutal case of oneitis, how to deal with this?

Sooner or later all women become a pain in the ass. Take this from a guy that married his dream girl. She is leaving during the honeymoon period of your relationship. Enjoy the memories. There are tons of women out there. If you marry, find a good multitasking woman who earns a good living. You want to get over her? Fuck someone else.

[DroppingPlates]

Re: ASK Mr TAIWAN? Q&A Thread

Calendar of 2016 with IFBB events

[FitnessFrenzy]

Re: It's time for the 2015 Getbig awards!

I thought you were leaving getbig for good? 

I was , but, I ended up divorced again.
I just turned 59 and am fully retired.
The real deal is/was I worked a civil service job ( Naval services GS civilian) for 26 yrs after my time in the USMC.
Then , I worked part time at a community college teaching vo-tech machine work.

No more wife, no more job = nothing left to go for but a comeback on getbig.com
sad but true

[calfzilla]

i always get suspicious when people try to scientifically formulate a bodybuilding system


ben pakulski and layne norton also make me suspicious for this reason


both so fucking smart and both have subpar arms


i keep telling people


bodybuilding is closer to witchcraft than to science


there are no answers only questions


the more you think the more confusion accumulates and clarity continues to elude you

[FitnessFrenzy]

Hey at least I tried.
Unlike many getbiggers, I actually left my mom's basement and attempted marriage with real females.
The fact that I failed numerous times just proves that I should have stayed in the basement.
THUS, I came back to getbig.com and finally accepted my true nature.

[Nether Animal]

To bigmikecox:

You'd hit a snake if someone held its mouth open!

I'm disgusting, but with standards.

[FitnessFrenzy]

Re: The lazy and irresponsible

What do you do with the lazy and the irresponsible?  This is a fundamental problem in society.  At least half the population is already of below average IQ.  I have a feeling GetBigs collective answer is going to be the:  no work, no eat.

Obviously I am assuming able bodied non children.

You should stop being lazy and figure it out.

[DroppingPlates]

Re: 2016 training goals

Bullshit, you'll all do the same shit you did last year!

And you will do the same shit that you have done for the last 20. Sorry, don't see the payoff.

Deadlifting deadweight.

That's because you're a fat piece of shit.

No, you know exactly what I mean. What's the point of lifting regularly/seriously when you don't look like you lift?

You have been lifting for so long, and you honestly have nothing to show for it. Who cares how much you can deadlift when you look like Bernie from Sesame Street.

You are probably at least 20% bodyfat, and have the gall to judge others on whether or not they lift. If anything, the jokes on you pal.

"It's not how much you lift, it's how much you look like you can lift" -  Bob Cicherillo

[FitnessFrenzy]

Re: Unrealistic standards of the bodybuilding/fitness world and getbig degrade men

1. 7 year old picture
2. That was extremely good progress considering I had been training for 1 year naturally of course.
3. My arm has improved on that now and is on the level of Eugene Sandow, I have reached a point where I cannot improve much more, I will be posting an updated photograph after my diet for this summer.
People on this forum constantly give out advise on relationships and how to handle women etc. you obviously haven't been on the forum very long if you haven't seen any of it. I agree with it but paradoxically people like SF1900 then degrade men who have bodies better than 95% of the Earth's population because they don't have a physique up to par with drug abusers.

If you've trained for 8 years and can't post a pic there are probably genetic issues that'll never be overcome.

[DroppingPlates]

Re: Happy New Years Getbig!!!!!

[FitnessFrenzy]

Sanity isn't required to belong to Getbig. Narcissists, exhibitionists, perverts, fetishists, and the simple-minded all assemble here. The delusional are always welcome to provide mirth and diversion.

Goodrum fits right in. The only thing affecting his credibility is the colossal gap between what he says and what he looks like. He holds his own with anyone on Getbig yet got up on stage and removed any respect for his physique. Now, why would a grown man who is establishing a business selling supplements sabotage his own career? That is plainly daft. I honestly think Melvin is following that saying that 'no publicity is bad publicity' to absurd levels. The man has no sense of what it is to construct a persona on line that is respectable. Instead he is making a buffoon out of himself and aggravating that status each and every day he posts here. I doubt any professional could help or cure our Melvin!

You worried about me, you should worry more about yourself.  Just about every post you make nowadays has my name in it.  You should spend more time repainting your gym equipment to a color other than pink than worry about my business affairs which doesn't need your assistance nor anyone elses. 

You folks post day in and day out responding and hanging onto every word I say.  Some of these post at at 3am in the morning, hours after I already went to bed.  Pathetic to say the least

Hey, Melvin, did you see the movie, "Cool Hand Luke"? If you did then you know that Luke finally told the others to 'stop feeding on me'. Guess you feel the same way here when so many do that to you. Don't you see that you aggravate an already bad situation? If you don't like others posting about you then don't contribute to threads. Most people who get stirred end up either pissed off or very upset. When you tell us off that means all this crap IS getting to you and you don't know how to stop it. Day after day some are amused by your antics and you continue to feed them. Now you are fed up but can do nothing about it. Print up a batch of Bee Pollen Goodrum T-shirts and make a fortune.

[NelsonMuntz]

Re: Bill Cosby Mugshot....Soon To Be Meme around the world

At least his sweaters look a lot better

do you find him to be sexually attractive? I know how lazy eyes give you a hard on.