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Title: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 13, 2024, 06:03:56 AM
This morning condition check notice from the side my neck is swallowing my head and I have a large head. I was not thinking about my neck when I took this pic. Not trying to flex it in anyway.

From the front the size of someone’s neck is going to look different based on their jawline I have a large jawline. From the side you can see the thickness of my neck. It tapes 18 relaxed and 19 flexed I am not flexing it in this pic. I did wrestler bridges for 20 years on it. I absolutely would not want my neck any bigger.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Cook on January 13, 2024, 06:38:57 AM
This morning condition check notice from the side my neck is swallowing my head and I have a large head. I was not thinking about my neck when I took this pic. Not trying to flex it in anyway.

From the front the size of someone’s neck is going to look different based on their jawline I have a large jawline. From the side you can see the thickness of my neck. It tapes 18 relaxed and 19 flexed I am not flexing it in this pic. I did wrestler bridges for 20 years on it. I absolutely would not want my neck any bigger.
I agree you do have a huge head.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Flexacon on January 13, 2024, 06:52:06 AM
Definitely not a pencil neck, more a double chin and diabeetus neck rolls
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Hulkotron on January 13, 2024, 06:53:43 AM
Definitely not a pencil neck, more a double chin and diabeetus neck rolls

x2 we should revive Team Diabetic Neck
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: LMV on January 13, 2024, 07:09:19 AM

good job hankie

but what about the hands, are they big enough?

#teamhugemittens
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: chaos on January 13, 2024, 07:09:34 AM
x2 we should revive Team Diabetic Neck
Hahaa Team Diabetic Neck Rolls for the win!!
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: BB on January 13, 2024, 07:19:06 AM
This morning condition check notice from the side my neck is swallowing my head and I have a large head. I was not thinking about my neck when I took this pic. Not trying to flex it in anyway.

From the front the size of someone’s neck is going to look different based on their jawline I have a large jawline. From the side you can see the thickness of my neck. It tapes 18 relaxed and 19 flexed I am not flexing it in this pic. I did wrestler bridges for 20 years on it. I absolutely would not want my neck any bigger.

Quit boning up when you take pics for us :(.                                                   

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 13, 2024, 07:55:48 AM
Definitely not a pencil neck, more a double chin and diabeetus neck rolls

I don't have  a double chin but yes my neck is thick when I rotate the head the neck starts to engulf the head
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 13, 2024, 07:56:23 AM
Quit boning up when you take pics for us :(.                                                   

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 

Stop outing yourself
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: BB on January 13, 2024, 08:02:04 AM
Stop outing yourself

"Jaime, pull that pic up of Hankins in the NPC trunks"

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FxAFyktWAAE9hrX.jpg:large).

(https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=674474.0;attach=1328984;image).
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: wes on January 13, 2024, 08:05:18 AM
This morning condition check notice from the side my neck is swallowing my head and I have a large head.I was not thinking about my neck when I took this pic. Not trying to flex it in anyway.

From the front the size of someone’s neck is going to look different based on their jawline I have a large jawline. From the side you can see the thickness of my neck. It tapes 18 relaxed and 19 flexed I am not flexing it in this pic. I did wrestler bridges for 20 years on it. I absolutely would not want my neck any bigger.
Understatement Of Peace  ;D
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 13, 2024, 08:39:33 AM
"Jaime, pull that pic up of Hankins in the NPC trunks"
action=dlattach;topic=674474.0;attach=1328984;image[/img].

We get it your gay do you have to try and make every thread gay though?
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Royalty on January 13, 2024, 08:43:38 AM
Brian post a hand pic and we will see how it compares to Bevo/Beakdoctor/Sobchack
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Dave D on January 13, 2024, 08:44:52 AM
I’m in line for coffee.

I don’t even drink coffee. What a life.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: beakdoctor on January 13, 2024, 09:04:37 AM
I don't think Brian gets enough credit for his excellent choice of tattoos. 
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: BEEFCAKE on January 13, 2024, 09:07:01 AM
MONSTER 22 INCH NECK BROTHER!
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 13, 2024, 09:13:08 AM
Brian post a hand pic and we will see how it compares to Bevo/Beakdoctor/Sobchack

I have strong hands
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: njflex on January 13, 2024, 09:13:48 AM
MONSTER 22 INCH NECK BROTHER!
What yr is that pic hank
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Rambone on January 13, 2024, 09:14:02 AM
Looking burly as fuck
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Rambone on January 13, 2024, 09:19:22 AM
I have strong hands

Look at those mitts! Clegg’s head must’ve been softer than an overripe cantaloupe sitting in the sun after going two rounds with those things 
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: BB on January 13, 2024, 09:23:21 AM
I have strong hands
(https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=690412.0;attach=1485010;image)

How's the crawlspace looking in that new place? We know you've been strangling hookers with those things.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Skeletor on January 13, 2024, 09:29:08 AM
I don't think Brian gets enough credit for his excellent choice of tattoos.

(https://i.postimg.cc/1zRfn616/Hanky-going-to-work.jpg)
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Quilzechews on January 13, 2024, 09:33:29 AM
What yr is that pic hank
  it was from around the same time he was paying other men to fuck him in the ass
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Flexacon on January 13, 2024, 09:41:56 AM
I have strong hands
(https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=690412.0;attach=1485009;image)

Tiny pencil neck though  :D

Look how loose that shirt collar is
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Hulkotron on January 13, 2024, 09:45:16 AM
Collar must be 30" easy
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: BB on January 13, 2024, 10:03:06 AM
Collar must be 30" easy

Nah, the neck's just small. The Hank-a-Melon is large, but it's more watermelon shaped than cantaloupe, so it can't be used as an excuse -

(https://i.postimg.cc/j22dncXy/FA2-ECDAD-1388-4-D84-90-C5-2-A0-F70-F0-E6-E8.jpg).
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: chaos on January 13, 2024, 10:47:29 AM
I have strong hands
LMAO!! I wear a 2xl shirt and none of my necks are as loose as this medium shirt is on you, why do you lie?
Also LOL @ you putting your hand close to the camera to make your soft ass baby fists look big. ;D ;D
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Royalty on January 13, 2024, 10:53:41 AM
Bhanks just put the final nail in Beakdoctor’s coffin
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 13, 2024, 11:22:57 AM
LMAO!! I wear a 2xl shirt and none of my necks are as loose as this medium shirt is on you, why do you lie?
Also LOL @ you putting your hand close to the camera to make your soft ass baby fists look big. ;D ;D

I don’t own any medium shirts it’s weird you guys always say I have a small neck in a shirt or a big belly in a shirt then I take my shirt off and I have abs and a giant neck fuck you people are stupid same giant neck from this morning difference is from the front my jaw and chin line show

Here is an idea stand in front of a mirror tilt your head back then tilt your head forward then tilt it right and left notice the difference it makes to your visible neck idiot
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Dave D on January 13, 2024, 11:40:11 AM
I don’t own any medium shirts it’s weird you guys always say I have a small neck in a shirt or a big belly in a shirt then I take my shirt off and I have abs and a giant neck fuck you people are stupid same giant neck from this morning difference is from the front my jaw and chin line show

Here is an idea stand in front of a mirror tilt your head back then tilt your head forward then tilt it right and left notice the difference it makes to your visible neck idiot

I’m looking in a mirror now!
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: chaos on January 13, 2024, 12:07:00 PM
I don’t own any medium shirts it’s weird you guys always say I have a small neck in a shirt or a big belly in a shirt then I take my shirt off and I have abs and a giant neck fuck you people are stupid same giant neck from this morning difference is from the front my jaw and chin line show

Here is an idea stand in front of a mirror tilt your head back then tilt your head forward then tilt it right and left notice the difference it makes to your visible neck idiot
I don't need to tilt my head some weird way to make it look big, only small necked people worry about that stuff. ;)
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 13, 2024, 12:09:31 PM
LMAO!! I wear a 2xl shirt and none of my necks are as loose as this medium shirt is on you, why do you lie?
Also LOL @ you putting your hand close to the camera to make your soft ass baby fists look big. ;D ;D

There is nothing soft about my hands I weld they entire hand is a callous. The thumb is thick and the pad is meaty. The forearms are veiny and the hand is strong. Speak for yourself softie you have manboobs.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 13, 2024, 12:11:42 PM
I don't need to tilt my head some weird way to make it look big, only small necked people worry about that stuff. ;)

I tilt my chin down and forward and line up directly to the camera to make my neck look smaller who the fuck wants their neck to look bigger? Only small necked people.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: chaos on January 13, 2024, 12:14:54 PM
There is nothing soft about my hands I weld they entire hand is a callous. The thumb is thick and the pad is meaty. The forearms are veiny and the hand is strong. Speak for yourself softie you have manboobs.
You have the wrists of a 12 year old girl.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 13, 2024, 12:18:00 PM
You have the wrists of a 12 year old girl.

No I have giant hands
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: BB on January 13, 2024, 12:20:52 PM
There is nothing soft about my hands I weld they entire hand is a callous. The thumb is thick and the pad is meaty. The forearms are veiny and the hand is strong. Speak for yourself softie you have manboobs.

You definitely boned up writing that :(.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Hulkotron on January 13, 2024, 12:21:38 PM
Can you palm a basketball bhanks?
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: chaos on January 13, 2024, 12:24:20 PM
No I have giant hands
20 years of gh abuse would do that.
Or maybe you just have small, girlish wrists.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Skeletor on January 13, 2024, 12:25:26 PM
There is nothing soft about my hands I weld they entire hand is a callous. The thumb is thick and the pad is meaty. The forearms are veiny and the hand is strong. Speak for yourself softie you have manboobs.
(https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=690412.0;attach=1485081;image)

And you did arm wrestling with that limp wrist? It would snap before even the "go" call.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Quilzechews on January 13, 2024, 12:25:43 PM
Can you palm a basketball bhanks?
He can palm a dick with his anus
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Quilzechews on January 13, 2024, 12:26:30 PM
No I have giant anus
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Skeletor on January 13, 2024, 12:31:21 PM


"The pad is meaty".
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Marvin Martian on January 13, 2024, 01:15:21 PM
Holy shit - lol 😂. Did this INSECURE mthrfckr find a way to take a pic that makes his neck look average and create an entire thread??? lol. Gdmn that is awesome!! lol 😆

Brian - you have a pencil neck. If you actually had a large neck there wouldnt be ANY angle of pic that made you look like an orange stuck to the top of a pencil.

Holy shit guys - busted out laughing. Wife and I just came back from a property so she was right here and made me show her. She is now trying to make me feel bad because of “picking on” Brian. Our daughter is a masters of psychology so she’s into it now and said that Brian has some “hard word” blah blah BS and it’s cruel to dig into his insecurities.

BUT - that frickin hypocrite did laugh her ass off at first!

Have a great weekend people - you too lil fella (Brian)
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 13, 2024, 01:30:31 PM
Meanwhile I am looking live Devon Larret over here in my medium shirt lol
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: dj181 on January 13, 2024, 02:22:04 PM
Definitely not a pencil neck, more a double chin and diabeetus neck rolls

and a head like a blouder

a wong like head
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: chaos on January 13, 2024, 02:25:53 PM
Meanwhile I am looking live Devon Larret over here in my medium shirt lol

You're pushing your photoshop skills too far now, way too obvious.
Look at how sloppy loose that neck is, LMAO medium shirt is like a skirt on you!!! ;D
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: webstar on January 13, 2024, 02:39:28 PM
There is nothing soft about my hands I weld they entire hand is a callous. The thumb is thick and the pad is meaty. The forearms are veiny and the hand is strong. Speak for yourself softie you have manboobs.

These are the same pillow hands that couldn’t knock out clegg after punching him 10 times.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: webstar on January 13, 2024, 02:40:47 PM
Meanwhile I am looking live Devon Larret over here in my medium shirt lol

Jesus Christ large shirt literally is a tent/parachute on you


Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 13, 2024, 03:06:14 PM
You're pushing your photoshop skills too far now, way too obvious.
Look at how sloppy loose that neck is, LMAO medium shirt is like a skirt on you!!! ;D

I have never photoshopped a pic in my life it is an oversize shirt dumbass
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: SF1900 on January 13, 2024, 03:14:49 PM
Meanwhile I am looking live Devon Larret over here in my medium shirt lol

I don’t follow. The medium shirt fits you like a dress.

Shouldn’t it be tighter?
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: TheOne on January 13, 2024, 03:24:24 PM
Neck thickness matches the hairline thickness…
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Cook on January 13, 2024, 03:46:08 PM
I don’t own any medium shirts it’s weird you guys always say I have a small neck in a shirt or a big belly in a shirt then I take my shirt off and I have abs and a giant neck fuck you people are stupid same giant neck from this morning difference is from the front my jaw and chin line show

Here is an idea stand in front of a mirror tilt your head back then tilt your head forward then tilt it right and left notice the difference it makes to your visible neck idiot
Do you stand in front of a mirror and practice this shit?
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: AbrahamG on January 13, 2024, 03:48:01 PM
This morning condition check notice from the side my neck is swallowing my head and I have a large head. I was not thinking about my neck when I took this pic. Not trying to flex it in anyway.

From the front the size of someone’s neck is going to look different based on their jawline I have a large jawline. From the side you can see the thickness of my neck. It tapes 18 relaxed and 19 flexed I am not flexing it in this pic. I did wrestler bridges for 20 years on it. I absolutely would not want my neck any bigger.

Looking thick Bhank.  Thick as the cocks that Royalty dreams of having stuffed up his ass and down his throat. 
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Royalty on January 13, 2024, 03:53:09 PM
Looking thick Bhank.  Thick as the cocks that Royalty dreams of having stuffed up his ass and down his throat.

Small handed bitch ^^^

😂

Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: AbrahamG on January 13, 2024, 03:56:25 PM
Small handed bitch ^^^

😂

My dick is big and all but I'd appreciate it if you would stop trying to hang from it.  Cuntface.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Royalty on January 13, 2024, 04:01:20 PM
My dick is big and all but I'd appreciate it if you would stop trying to hang from it.  Cuntface.

Your dick is small. just like your hands 😂😂😂😂

LOL !!!!
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: webstar on January 13, 2024, 04:20:03 PM
I have never photoshopped a pic in my life it is an oversize shirt dumbass

More lies, Ralph Lauren does not make oversized shirts.

A large shirt is literally a parachute on you.

Absolutely pathetic
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: BEEFCAKE on January 13, 2024, 04:22:29 PM
Looking thick Bhank.  Thick as the cocks that Royalty dreams of having stuffed up his ass and down his throat.

more gay bullshit from getbigs resident homo

Call me a fag but if she grew a cock I'd still fuck her.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: chaos on January 13, 2024, 04:33:14 PM
I have never photoshopped a pic in my life it is an oversize shirt dumbass
You've manipulated every picture you've ever posted, retard. We all see it, you're not fooling anyone, little fella.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 13, 2024, 04:41:18 PM
You've manipulated every picture you've ever posted, retard. We all see it, you're not fooling anyone, little fella.

I have never manipulated a pic in my life that is a lie Hater
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: chaos on January 13, 2024, 04:46:33 PM
I have never manipulated a pic in my life that is a lie Hater
You are a known liar and drug abuser.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 13, 2024, 04:46:51 PM
I don’t follow. The medium shirt fits you like a dress.

Shouldn’t it be tighter?

I don't own any medium shirts. I have not purchased anything other than an XL or a XXL since I was 20 years old
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 13, 2024, 04:48:12 PM
You are a known liar and drug abuser.

I am jacked there is no denying it I look like a godamn Ogre next to regular people. My forearms look like Popeye for fuck sake and my condition looks like TRT Belfort at 185lbs weigh ins but I am 215-220lbs and I am dry.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: BB on January 13, 2024, 04:49:22 PM
I have never manipulated a pic in my life that is a lie Hater
I have never manipulated a pic in my life that is a lie Hater

(https://i.postimg.cc/m2M59pLR/bf-Copy.jpg).

That photo isn't edited?
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 13, 2024, 04:49:52 PM
(https://i.postimg.cc/m2M59pLR/bf-Copy.jpg).

That photo isn't edited?

The one I posted is absolutely not edited the one I posted you could see the painting though
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 13, 2024, 04:52:49 PM
You're pushing your photoshop skills too far now, way too obvious.
Look at how sloppy loose that neck is, LMAO medium shirt is like a skirt on you!!! ;D

That is a 1000% real photo jackass but yeah that is my point I look like a different species than you I am on a different level I have 16 inch forearms
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: AbrahamG on January 13, 2024, 04:54:09 PM
more gay bullshit from getbigs resident homo

That really stings.  Pussy.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: BEEFCAKE on January 13, 2024, 04:55:48 PM
You are a known liar and drug abuser.

AND HES A HOMO
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Rambone on January 13, 2024, 04:56:22 PM
This thread is out of control
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 13, 2024, 04:56:53 PM
AND HES A HOMO

Again you are the one trying to make everything gay not me please keep it to yourself
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: BEEFCAKE on January 13, 2024, 04:59:50 PM
Again you are the one trying to make everything gay not me please keep it to yourself

 ::)
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Skeletor on January 13, 2024, 05:01:51 PM
::)
(https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=690412.0;attach=1485174;image)

Gayer than Goodrum.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: robcguns on January 13, 2024, 05:02:54 PM
This thread is out of control

It’s a Hankins thread expect about 200 more pages within a week.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: BEEFCAKE on January 13, 2024, 05:07:46 PM
Gayer than Goodrum.

right? at least goodrum had the decency not to clutch his glutes
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: webstar on January 13, 2024, 05:17:30 PM
I am jacked there is no denying it I look like a godamn Ogre next to regular people. My forearms look like Popeye for fuck sake and my condition looks like TRT Belfort at 185lbs weigh ins but I am 215-220lbs and I am dry.

You casually sidestep another lie as per usual. Ralph Lauren doesn’t make oversized shirts. This isn’t gym shark apparel.

Pathetic and a medium sized T-shirt. Absolutely swallows you whole.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: BB on January 13, 2024, 05:17:38 PM
::)

(https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=690412.0;attach=1485174;image)

(https://i.postimg.cc/26YhrhPw/261fccxw1yq81.jpg).
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Rambone on January 13, 2024, 05:21:02 PM
It’s a Hankins thread expect about 200 more pages within a week.

Bracing for impact
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: 38 returns on January 13, 2024, 05:29:22 PM
Brian

You don't post like this on promuscle as 'Icarus'?

Split personality anyone.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 13, 2024, 05:35:02 PM
You casually sidestep another lie as per usual. Ralph Lauren doesn’t make oversized shirts. This isn’t gym shark apparel.

Pathetic and a medium sized T-shirt. Absolutely swallows you whole.

If you say so but more importantly why don't you even lift? Let's not forget what I look like next to a group of other people. I have a very large head and neck. I am wide I look like an Ogre in real life. Tell me how I have a pencil neck I don't even have a neck. I am bigger than my 300lb redneck friends. I dwarf regular people.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: BB on January 13, 2024, 05:40:58 PM
Brian

You don't post like this on promuscle as 'Icarus'?

Split personality anyone.


                                                     
Hankins is cheating on us :( - https://www.professionalmuscle.com/forums/index.php?threads/fasting.179461/ .
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 13, 2024, 05:44:13 PM
This guy on the right sitting next to me is 280lbs
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Skeletor on January 13, 2024, 05:45:09 PM
If you say so but more importantly why don't you even lift? Let's not forget what I look like next to a group of other people. I have a very large head and neck. I am wide I look like an Ogre in real life. Tell me how I have a pencil neck I don't even have a neck. I am bigger than my 300lb redneck friends. I dwarf regular people.

(https://i.postimg.cc/85w0bnwT/bh7.jpg)

The only ones you dwarf are women, the same ones you brag about beating at golf.

Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: chaos on January 13, 2024, 05:45:34 PM
That is a 1000% real photo jackass but yeah that is my point I look like a different species than you I am on a different level I have 16 inch forearms
No you don't. You're a lying, drug addicted photoshopper. You are small and weak. Worst tough guy ever.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: BB on January 13, 2024, 05:46:27 PM
This guy on the right sitting next to me is 280lbs

He is fat.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: 38 returns on January 13, 2024, 05:48:38 PM
do you think brian calls him a slob?

me, neither.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: chaos on January 13, 2024, 05:49:33 PM
This guy on the right sitting next to me is 280lbs
No he's not, liar.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: BB on January 13, 2024, 05:52:26 PM
That guy is built like Clegg. Hankins you didn't get a replacement Clegg to cuddle roll around with, did you? Sometimes you think you're slick.....
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: webstar on January 13, 2024, 05:53:30 PM
This guy on the right sitting next to me is 280lbs

Your neck does not look 19 here.

Christ, 16 at best
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Rambone on January 13, 2024, 05:55:09 PM
His friends are big, but he is way bigger. Pretty impressive when you actually think about it
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: webstar on January 13, 2024, 05:55:42 PM
Brian

You don't post like this on promuscle as 'Icarus'?

Split personality anyone.

How many times has he been banned from there?

MrMaui -banned
Dadbod-banned
Kite something - banned

Brian, has zero friends in real life. This is why he is dying for attention on facebook and on forums he has been banned from 3 times
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: BEEFCAKE on January 13, 2024, 05:57:12 PM
This guy on the right sitting next to me is 280lbs

did he pull out ?  ???
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: 38 returns on January 13, 2024, 05:59:35 PM
How many times has he been banned from there?

MrMaui -banned
Dadbod-banned
Kite something - banned

Brian, has zero friends in real life. This is why he is dying for attention on facebook and on forums he has been banned from 3 times


I got bored of his bs on here so went to promuscle which is a decent board.

Lo and behold he was on there. Banned now though. Again. I'm not even entertaining him on here anymore. I will either see him or I won't. Do my talking then. Until then he's on mute (and laugh at obviously)
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 13, 2024, 06:00:21 PM
The only ones you dwarf are women, the same ones you brag about beating at golf.

I am twice the size of those guys my head and neck are both way bigger.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 13, 2024, 06:02:24 PM
No you don't. You're a lying, drug addicted photoshopper. You are small and weak. Worst tough guy ever.

I have never photshopped a pic ever again you are just being a hater and I show my size and condition regularly from different angles. Meanwhile you are afraid to show a pic because you are a slob. How are you going to call me weak when you can't bench 275lbs you must weigh 250lbs bounce it off your belly you fat fuck.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: webstar on January 13, 2024, 06:03:59 PM
I have never photshopped a pic ever again you are just being a hater and I show my size and condition regularly from different angles. Meanwhile you are afraid to show a pic because you are a slob. How are you going to call me weak when you can't bench 275lbs you must weigh 250lbs bounce it off your belly you fat fuck.

Just the auto enhance right?
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 13, 2024, 06:04:35 PM
No he's not, liar.

The fuck he isn't he used to be over 300lbs he is one of the biggest guys at the track. He is not just fat I am still bigger than him. I do not look normal next to regular people I already look like an Ogre.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: webstar on January 13, 2024, 06:04:52 PM

I got bored of his bs on here so went to promuscle which is a decent board.

Lo and behold he was on there. Banned now though. Again. I'm not even entertaining him on here anymore. I will either see him or I won't. Do my talking then. Until then he's on mute (and laugh at obviously)

Brian, how many times have you been banned from Pro Muscle?
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: webstar on January 13, 2024, 06:06:20 PM
The fuck he isn't he used to be over 300lbs he is one of the biggest guys at the track. He is not just fat I am still bigger than him

So you are comparing your self to an obese person?

Shaun Clairada would dwarf you.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: chaos on January 13, 2024, 06:09:29 PM
I am twice the size of those guys my head and neck are both way bigger.
That's the only thing that's bigger.

The fuck he isn't he used to be over 300lbs he is one of the biggest guys at the track. He is not just fat I am still bigger than him. I do not look normal next to regular people I already look like an Ogre.
No he's not. Why are you so blatantly lying? Are you high right now? When was the last time you used?
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Lartinos on January 13, 2024, 06:21:55 PM
Bhank aims quite high comparing himself to women who have never played golf or some random fat guy he knows.

Maybe you can rent someone from a mental institution to show everyone how much saner you are than them.

Or you can go to a hospital and take pictures with people who are about to die to show how healthy you are.

“Neck bloating can be a symptom of various health conditions, including thyroid issues, lymph node swelling, or infections. It's crucial to consult with a healthcare professional to determine the underlying cause. Potential complications may include difficulty breathing, swallowing, or discomfort. Early diagnosis and appropriate medical attention are important for addressing any health concerns related to neck bloating.”

It seems your neck shrinks down with any other camera angle though so maybe you aren’t sick.

Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: BB on January 13, 2024, 06:27:07 PM
The fuck he isn't he used to be over 300lbs he is one of the biggest guys at the track. He is not just fat I am still bigger than him. I do not look normal next to regular people I already look like an Ogre.


Why are you fat shaming your friend BHank? You basically called him a medium sized fat guy here.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 13, 2024, 06:30:21 PM
That's the only thing that's bigger.
No he's not. Why are you so blatantly lying? Are you high right now? When was the last time you used?

So that is where we are at again? You are just going to insist I am 5 foot 8 185lbs with 16 inch arms and neck and all my pics are photoshopped fucking Hater. Look at the size of my forearms look at the veins it pisses you off to see what a real man looks like doesn't it?
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: IroNat on January 13, 2024, 06:40:20 PM
Bhanky,
Why didn't you dwarf Clegg?
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: BB on January 13, 2024, 06:47:38 PM
Bhanky,
Why didn't you dwarf Clegg?

This is quite the question.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: webstar on January 13, 2024, 06:51:42 PM
So that is where we are at again? You are just going to insist I am 5 foot 8 185lbs with 16 inch arms and neck and all my pics are photoshopped fucking Hater. Look at the size of my forearms look at the veins it pisses you off to see what a real man looks like doesn't it?

How do you not fill out a Medium t shirt ?


Lol, lying about the shirt being oversized… flat out lie lol
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Quilzechews on January 13, 2024, 06:52:06 PM
Bhanky,
Why didn't you dwarf Clegg?

Pumped delts
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: delon on January 13, 2024, 10:21:36 PM
                                                     
Hankins is cheating on us :( - https://www.professionalmuscle.com/forums/index.php?threads/fasting.179461/ .

Haha bhank making friends as always:

"IDK man, your account is less than a week old, and yet every post you have made is angry, aggressive, throwing around insults, and well quite honestly bullshit. I don't know what your deal is...are you a troll, or just pissed off at the world or what?"
https://www.professionalmuscle.com/forums/index.php?threads/fasting.179461/page-2#post-3321298

---------------------------

Insulting meadows caused the latest downfall, but it would have been something else within days if not this, there is a lot of precedent and lifelong form at play here:

"Also I see people referencing meadows a lot around here let's not forget that guy is dead maybe not the guru you want to follow"

https://www.professionalmuscle.com/forums/index.php?threads/fasting.179461/page-3#post-3321501


Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: beakdoctor on January 13, 2024, 11:25:04 PM
For those familiar with pharmacokinetics.... what do you suppose Bhanks cortisol levels are at?

Would elevated cortisol account for his prickly nature? Or is it just natural for him to go through life arguing with every single person he encounters?
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: funk51 on January 14, 2024, 06:24:51 AM
This morning condition check notice from the side my neck is swallowing my head and I have a large head. I was not thinking about my neck when I took this pic. Not trying to flex it in anyway.

From the front the size of someone’s neck is going to look different based on their jawline I have a large jawline. From the side you can see the thickness of my neck. It tapes 18 relaxed and 19 flexed I am not flexing it in this pic. I did wrestler bridges for 20 years on it. I absolutely would not want my neck any bigger.
   
    sorry I couldn't resist. :-[
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: webstar on January 14, 2024, 07:38:23 AM
Haha bhank making friends as always:

"IDK man, your account is less than a week old, and yet every post you have made is angry, aggressive, throwing around insults, and well quite honestly bullshit. I don't know what your deal is...are you a troll, or just pissed off at the world or what?"
https://www.professionalmuscle.com/forums/index.php?threads/fasting.179461/page-2#post-3321298

---------------------------

Insulting meadows caused the latest downfall, but it would have been something else within days if not this, there is a lot of precedent and lifelong form at play here:

"Also I see people referencing meadows a lot around here let's not forget that guy is dead maybe not the guru you want to follow"

https://www.professionalmuscle.com/forums/index.php?threads/fasting.179461/page-3#post-3321501


Lol as per usual, Brian  is banned again.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Flexacon on January 14, 2024, 07:45:12 AM
The Bhanky thread backfires are always the best.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 14, 2024, 07:48:58 AM
I passed out again today for a couple hours after having breakfast just like yesterday I am definitely getting more sleep now
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Hulkotron on January 14, 2024, 07:50:06 AM
Some highlights from bhanks binge of 83 posts on PM before getting banned again:

- He is broke
- His last bloodwork had 17 flags
- His favorite travel destination is the Dominican
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 14, 2024, 08:04:16 AM
Some highlights from bhanks binge of 83 posts on PM before getting banned again:

- He is broke
- His last bloodwork had 17 flags
- His favorite travel destination is the Dominican

Broke is a relative term. I have already put a lot of funds into my new home and yet to sell my old home. As such I am on a budget right now. Dominican is nice although I have not been in years. Honestly I would be more excited to go to Vegas. I have Chrohns as such I do not properly absorb all the nutrients from my food and I was anemic on my last bloodwork with low levels of Iron, Calcium, and RBC that will raise a lot of flags all the hematocrit stuff is off because of it.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: chaos on January 14, 2024, 08:31:35 AM
Broke is a relative term. I have already put a lot of funds into my new home and yet to sell my old home. As such I am on a budget right now. Dominican is nice although I have not been in years. Honestly I would be more excited to go to Vegas. I have Chrohns as such I do not properly absorb all the nutrients from my food and I was anemic on my last bloodwork with low levels of Iron, Calcium, and RBC that will raise a lot of flags all the hematocrit stuff is off because of it.
You're a pathetic mess for someone that claims to be "in shape".
Worst tough guy ever.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: BB on January 14, 2024, 08:59:09 AM
Haha bhank making friends as always:

Insulting meadows caused the latest downfall, but it would have been something else within days if not this, there is a lot of precedent and lifelong form at play here:

"Also I see people referencing meadows a lot around here let's not forget that guy is dead maybe not the guru you want to follow"

https://www.professionalmuscle.com/forums/index.php?threads/fasting.179461/page-3#post-3321501

Lol, Hankins, you screwed up with that. Meadows was Dante's business partner for a bit, and is revered on that board like a saint. I do kinda respect it though. Also the missing Christmas and New Years weeks are solved.

Baby, don't you know that you can't be messing with these squares :).
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Dave D on January 14, 2024, 09:06:01 AM
Has there ever been a 46 year old man so comfortable taking selfies, but has at the same time never used a ring light? These stories don’t add up
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 14, 2024, 09:41:46 AM
Lol, Hankins, you screwed up with that. Meadows was Dante's business partner for a bit, and is revered on that board like a saint. I do kinda respect it though. Also the missing Christmas and New Years weeks are solved.

Baby, don't you know that you can't be messing with these squares :).

Meadows had a heart attack then kept gassing hard and was out on the football field coaching despite being told to rest by his Dr. I never said he wasn't a nice guy. I said as far as Gurus go maybe he didn't have it all figured out and you should take what he said with a grain of salt. Additionally, no I do not believe he did anything different in training and diet from anyone else he just made instructional training videos but nothing new or different. Moutain Dog, Dogcrap, HIT, bro split, 5X5 Bulgarian, whatever it is all just progressive resistance training the greeks figured it out 2k years ago nothing has changed or evolved
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: BB on January 14, 2024, 09:54:32 AM
More BHank origin story -

"I am not a giant OG Vet however the thread looked fun so I decided to participate. As such I will keep my answers short.

1. How did you start training and what age? Stats then.

I had a hollow bar and 4 4lb red coated cement weights I got for xmas when I was in 2nd grade? I wanted them after watching Conan and seeing a Mr Olympia on TV. Platz was in it. I would just do curls and floor bench presses with it. I eventually got more weight and another bar.

Unfortunately, I then went into wrestling and spent a decade including puberty dieting. I wrestled 103lbs my freshman year and 145lbs my senior year. I then lifted pretty serious during college and went from 170-225lbs. I took a year off then lifted again in the Army then had some digestive issues got a job and didn't lift much for a decade. Got back into it mid-thirties then got injured had a bad break up lost most of my gains by 40 and now at 46 I am in a good place mentally and physically and getting them back.

2. What was your training routine at your peak and your stats?
I was 225lbs by the end of college with 18 inch arms. I would follow the Flex magazine routines to the exact set and rep. I am about the same size now maybe a little lighter but also leaner.

3. What would you differently, if anything?
I would have taken it a little easier on my shoulders to start and learned proper bench form sooner we didn't have youtube videos back then. I also would have trained legs more volume and lighter.

4. How do you train now, and why that method.
I don't really leave my house. I train in my basement. Basic bro split 4 days a week. I do what I can these days try to get 8 sets in per bodypart a week and ride 5-10 miles a day on my recumbant.

Obviously there are better ways to train and eat and I would like to be 400lbs but I am just happy to be healthy and training."
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Flexacon on January 14, 2024, 09:55:44 AM
Pencil Neck  Bhanky chastising someone for making poor choices regarding their health.

You couldn't make this stuff up if you tried
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: tatoo on January 14, 2024, 10:04:44 AM
Broke is a relative term. I have already put a lot of funds into my new home and yet to sell my old home. As such I am on a budget right now. Dominican is nice although I have not been in years. Honestly I would be more excited to go to Vegas. I have Chrohns as such I do not properly absorb all the nutrients from my food and I was anemic on my last bloodwork with low levels of Iron, Calcium, and RBC that will raise a lot of flags all the hematocrit stuff is off because of it.

its shit like this hankins.. theres no need to give an excuse or explanation bro... nobody gives a fuck,, leave the pussy shit out ie.. injuries, ailments, reasons for failure ect... it is what it is hankins
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: webstar on January 14, 2024, 11:52:52 AM
I passed out again today for a couple hours after having breakfast just like yesterday I am definitely getting more sleep now

Must be the Slin.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: webstar on January 14, 2024, 12:07:57 PM
Meadows had a heart attack then kept gassing hard and was out on the football field coaching despite being told to rest by his Dr. I never said he wasn't a nice guy. I said as far as Gurus go maybe he didn't have it all figured out and you should take what he said with a grain of salt. Additionally, no I do not believe he did anything different in training and diet from anyone else he just made instructional training videos but nothing new or different. Moutain Dog, Dogcrap, HIT, bro split, 5X5 Bulgarian, whatever it is all just progressive resistance training the greeks figured it out 2k years ago nothing has changed or evolved

Agreed, figured out






Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: webstar on January 14, 2024, 12:25:03 PM
Broke is a relative term. I have already put a lot of funds into my new home and yet to sell my old home. As such I am on a budget right now. Dominican is nice although I have not been in years. Honestly I would be more excited to go to Vegas. I have Chrohns as such I do not properly absorb all the nutrients from my food and I was anemic on my last bloodwork with low levels of Iron, Calcium, and RBC that will raise a lot of flags all the hematocrit stuff is off because of it.

Were you diagnosed anemic ? Or just assumed your randomly were at the age of 46?

I know on my last blood work the doctor asked for my interpretation
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Skeletor on January 14, 2024, 12:32:01 PM
Broke is a relative term. I have already put a lot of funds into my new home and yet to sell my old home. As such I am on a budget right now. Dominican is nice although I have not been in years. Honestly I would be more excited to go to Vegas. I have Chrohns as such I do not properly absorb all the nutrients from my food and I was anemic on my last bloodwork with low levels of Iron, Calcium, and RBC that will raise a lot of flags all the hematocrit stuff is off because of it.

So are you upping the Anadrol dosage?
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 14, 2024, 12:38:06 PM
So are you upping the Anadrol dosage?

Again not taking any orals not taking insulin currently prescribed 1.5cc a week of test taking about 2cc also taking HGH that is it not even taking a flinstone vitamin after that. No other pills or medications or experimental peptides or vitamins or organic herbs nothing else besides my vape pen and 1-1.5 cups of coffee a day no preworkout nothing. Now if you guys want to believe I am taking everything fine I don’t care for people that are actually curios what I do test, HGH, and caffeine and a vape pen. You can  go to any hormone therapy clinic in any state in America and do the exact same thing
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: balsac69 on January 14, 2024, 12:44:23 PM
Again not taking any orals not taking insulin currently prescribed 1.5cc a week of test taking about 2cc also taking HGH that is it not even taking a flinstone vitamin after that. No other pills or medications or experimental peptides or vitamins or organic herbs nothing else besides my vape pen and 1-1.5 cups of coffee a day no preworkout nothing. Now if you guys want to believe I am taking everything fine I don’t care for people that are actually curios what I do test, HGH, and caffeine and a vape pen. You can  go to any hormone therapy clinic in any state in America and do the exact same thing

What kind of doctor prescribes 1.5cc of testosterone a week. If its test cypionate (200mg/ml) that's 300mg a week. Test enanthate(250mg/ml) that's 375mg. You're on a low dose steroid cycle not TRT. TRT MAXIMUM is 200mg a week.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Grape Ape on January 14, 2024, 12:53:23 PM
What kind of doctor prescribes 1.5cc of testosterone a week. If its test cypionate (200mg/ml) that's 300mg a week. Test enanthate(250mg/ml) that's 375mg. You're on a low dose steroid cycle not TRT. TRT MAXIMUM is 200mg a week.

We are past this and accept Hankins' version that anything prescribed, whether by a clinic or a doctor, IS TRT, and also not steroids.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 14, 2024, 12:54:27 PM
We are past this and accept Hankins' version that anything prescribed, whether by a clinic or a doctor, IS TRT, and also not steroids.

Test and HGH is HRT but honestly I don’t give a fuck what you call it
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 14, 2024, 12:55:28 PM
What kind of doctor prescribes 1.5cc of testosterone a week. If its test cypionate (200mg/ml) that's 300mg a week. Test enanthate(250mg/ml) that's 375mg. You're on a low dose steroid cycle not TRT. TRT MAXIMUM is 200mg a week.

If you say so I really don’t care what you call it I am simply providing information to the readers who are not just hater trolls that might actually be interested in what I am currently doing
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 14, 2024, 12:57:31 PM
its shit like this hankins.. theres no need to give an excuse or explanation bro... nobody gives a fuck,, leave the pussy shit out ie.. injuries, ailments, reasons for failure ect... it is what it is hankins

Who is making an excuse? I was asked why I had flags so I explained. My physique doesn’t need an excuse I am in near contest condition right now. I am 217lbs at this moment the weight limit for classic is 209lbs this year after a 4lb increase I could be there in 48hrs Without killing myself. I may hop into a contest late entry later this year if my weight stays this close
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: webstar on January 14, 2024, 01:00:30 PM
If you say so I really don’t care what you call it I am simply providing information to the readers who are not just hater trolls that might actually be interested in what I am currently doing

So you are basically on a low dose cycle year round?

Nice, I mean it’s not like we didn’t know.


You finally admit it not being HRT or TRT
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 14, 2024, 01:19:26 PM
So you are basically on a low dose cycle year round?

Nice, I mean it’s not like we didn’t know.


You finally admit it not being HRT or TRT

Again Test and HGH is HRT. I don’t need to argue with you about it. Anyone here can go to a hormone replacement doctor and do the exact same thing I am doing million or Americans are on HRT therapy. Of course with all things in life there can be changes but right now that is it. I also like where my physique is at I am lean and right near the classic weight class.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Hulkotron on January 14, 2024, 01:40:42 PM
Again not taking any orals not taking insulin currently prescribed 1.5cc a week of test taking about 2cc also taking HGH that is it not even taking a flinstone vitamin after that. No other pills or medications or experimental peptides or vitamins or organic herbs nothing else besides my vape pen and 1-1.5 cups of coffee a day no preworkout nothing. Now if you guys want to believe I am taking everything fine I don’t care for people that are actually curios what I do test, HGH, and caffeine and a vape pen. You can  go to any hormone therapy clinic in any state in America and do the exact same thing

I thought you only took prescribed medications.  Where is the other 0.5cc coming from ???
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: wes on January 14, 2024, 01:49:21 PM
Continuous Cycle Of Peace
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Cook on January 14, 2024, 01:54:28 PM
I thought you only took prescribed medications.  Where is the other 0.5cc coming from ???
he didn’t say who prescribed it  ;D
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: balsac69 on January 14, 2024, 02:02:19 PM
he didn’t say who prescribed it  ;D

Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: balsac69 on January 14, 2024, 02:03:41 PM


He even religiously adheres his nutrition pyramid principles
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: IroNat on January 14, 2024, 02:19:34 PM
Bhanky gets my vote for most mentally weak Getbigger.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: beakdoctor on January 14, 2024, 02:25:45 PM
Bhanks is unlike anything the common man can understand.

He can get arrested dozens of times and yet claim with a clean conscience that he's never been arrested.

He can quit in the middle of a bodybuilding contest or finish and place dead last and still Win.

He can get DQ'd in a strict cirl contest and still set tge record!

He can complete 15 repetitions on the bench press in what-would-be 13 for the rest of the known world.

He can quit after 2 rounds of an mma fight and yet win.

He can ragdoll mike tyson

Bhanks is otherworldly.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Bevo on January 14, 2024, 02:30:51 PM
Bhanks is unlike anything the common man can understand.

He can get arrested dozens of times and yet claim with a clean conscience that he's never been arrested.

He can quit in the middle of a bodybuilding contest or finish and place dead last and still Win.

He can get DQ'd in a strict cirl contest and still set tge record!

He can complete 15 repetitions on the bench press in what-would-be 13 for the rest of the known world.

He can quit after 2 rounds of an mma fight and yet win.

He can ragdoll mike tyson

Bhanks is otherworldly.

He’s bald as a cue ball yet somehow it’s the lack of product in his “hair”

He takes 500 mg of test yet somehow that’s considered trt dosages
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: IroNat on January 14, 2024, 02:46:33 PM
Bhanky is a fraud.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: BEEFCAKE on January 14, 2024, 03:10:58 PM
He’s bald as a cue ball yet somehow it’s the lack of product in his “hair”

He takes 500 mg of test yet somehow that’s considered trt dosages

when bhanky says hes on 500mg test only it means hes on 2 grams of  test week  and 250mg anadrol daily
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: webstar on January 14, 2024, 03:25:24 PM
Brian,

if a person was on 750 mg test a week + HGH say 3 iu everyday would you consider it HRT/TRT?
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Dave D on January 14, 2024, 03:35:19 PM
Brian,

if a person was on 750 mg test a week + HGH say 3 iu everyday would you consider it HRT/TRT?

If his doctor prescribed it.

I’m sure Hankins is looking into visiting some Saudi Arabia based doctors for prescribing HRT.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: robcguns on January 14, 2024, 04:24:08 PM
What kind of doctor prescribes 1.5cc of testosterone a week. If its test cypionate (200mg/ml) that's 300mg a week. Test enanthate(250mg/ml) that's 375mg. You're on a low dose steroid cycle not TRT. TRT MAXIMUM is 200mg a week.

I can say that my buddy who is 38 is prescribed 340 mgs of test a week from a trt clinic.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 14, 2024, 04:56:25 PM
I can say that my buddy who is 38 is prescribed 340 mgs of test a week from a trt clinic.

Exactly these guys are just talking out of their ass
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Grape Ape on January 14, 2024, 05:09:32 PM
I can say that my buddy who is 38 is prescribed 340 mgs of test a week from a trt clinic.

He sounds like a fag
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: robcguns on January 14, 2024, 05:13:52 PM
He sounds like a fag

Hahaha.

3 guys at the gym from trt clinics
47 gets 250mgs a week
38 gets 340 a week
53 gets 150 a week

Me from general practitioner 150mgs every 10 days but I do 40mgs every 3.5 days down from 50mgs every 3.5 days.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 14, 2024, 05:23:09 PM
Hahaha.

3 guys at the gym from trt clinics
47 gets 250mgs a week
38 gets 340 a week
53 gets 150 a week

Me from general practitioner 150mgs every 10 days but I do 40mgs every 3.5 days down from 50mgs every 3.5 days.

Yeah I have used 3 different HRT clinics and a general practitioner over the years. Every single one of them has prescribed me 1.5-2cc a week. They will also prescribe you whatever dosage of HGH you want to pay for it is not like test they are not limited in anyway and are happy to sell you as much as you want. But these guys just want to argue.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: beakdoctor on January 14, 2024, 05:28:36 PM
I can say that my buddy who is 38 is prescribed 340 mgs of test a week from a trt clinic.

I used to work with a guy who was using an online clinic. He told me he was prescribed 400 mgs test, deca "for the joints" and anadrol.

This guy looked natural to me. Fit, but natural. I tried to be polite but said something like I thought he'd be a lot bigger. He said he was a non responder to the anadrol and there was no benefit in 400 mgs over 200 mgs. He went on to say everybody responds differently.  But he looked 100% natty to me.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: robcguns on January 14, 2024, 05:31:11 PM
Yeah I have used 3 different HRT clinics and a general practitioner over the years. Every single one of them has prescribed me 1.5-2cc a week. They will also prescribe you whatever dosage of HGH you want to pay for it is not like test they are not limited in anyway and are happy to sell you as much as you want. But these guys just want to argue.

Do you feel good on 3-400 mgs of test a week? I feel anxiety and jittery and to amped up on 100-120mgs a week. I guess I’m ultra sensitive. I remember in early 20s doing up to 1.5-2grams a week obviously underdosed stuff but still never felt angst like I do now from 100-120.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: robcguns on January 14, 2024, 05:34:34 PM
I used to work with a guy who was using an online clinic. He told me he was prescribed 400 mgs test, deca "for the joints" and anadrol.

This guy looked natural to me. Fit, but natural. I tried to be polite but said something like I thought he'd be a lot bigger. He said he was a non responder to the anadrol and there was no benefit in 400 mgs over 200 mgs. He went on to say everybody responds differently.  But he looked 100% natty to me.

Test deca and anadrol looking natty. That’s rough. My buddy on the 340 looks insane, he’s 5’10 220 shredded and thick. Trains 3-4 hours a day.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Dave D on January 14, 2024, 05:37:57 PM
Test deca and anadrol looking natty. That’s rough. My buddy on the 340 looks insane, he’s 5’10 220 shredded and thick. Trains 3-4 hours a day.

Does he work?
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: robcguns on January 14, 2024, 05:49:03 PM
Does he work?

Haha not really. Says he’s a Writer but he doesn’t really do anything. His grandmother’s very rich and him and his mother basically live off of her.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Grape Ape on January 14, 2024, 06:13:42 PM
Hahaha.

3 guys at the gym from trt clinics
47 gets 250mgs a week
38 gets 340 a week
53 gets 150 a week

Me from general practitioner 150mgs every 10 days but I do 40mgs every 3.5 days down from 50mgs every 3.5 days.

I've never doubted TRT clinics prescribe what Hankins is saying.  I've just said I'd doubt (outside of extreme cases) that urologists or MDs would prescribe anything near that amount.  Clinics prescribe this stuff to make money and often have different views.

Hankins seems to think that if a clinic prescribes it, it's on the up and up, and doesn't qualify as steroids.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: webstar on January 14, 2024, 06:18:56 PM
Yeah I have used 3 different HRT clinics and a general practitioner over the years. Every single one of them has prescribed me 1.5-2cc a week. They will also prescribe you whatever dosage of HGH you want to pay for it is not like test they are not limited in anyway and are happy to sell you as much as you want. But these guys just want to argue.


lol clinic hopping
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: robcguns on January 14, 2024, 06:20:47 PM
I've never doubted TRT clinics prescribe what Hankins is saying.  I've just said I'd doubt (outside of extreme cases) that urologists or MDs would prescribe anything near that amount.  Clinics prescribe this stuff to make money and often have different views.

Hankins seems to think that if a clinic prescribes it, it's on the up and up, and doesn't qualify as steroids.

Yeah the most I’ve heard a dr prescribing is 200mgs a week, the clinics I’ve heard 400 and seen the 340.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: chaos on January 14, 2024, 06:39:09 PM
Yeah I have used 3 different HRT clinics and a general practitioner over the years. Every single one of them has prescribed me 1.5-2cc a week. They will also prescribe you whatever dosage of HGH you want to pay for it is not like test they are not limited in anyway and are happy to sell you as much as you want. But these guys just want to argue.
You must have the test levels of an 80 year old woman.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 15, 2024, 01:15:03 AM
I've never doubted TRT clinics prescribe what Hankins is saying.  I've just said I'd doubt (outside of extreme cases) that urologists or MDs would prescribe anything near that amount.  Clinics prescribe this stuff to make money and often have different views.

Hankins seems to think that if a clinic prescribes it, it's on the up and up, and doesn't qualify as steroids.

No I happen to know that anabolic steroids are synthetic derivatives of testosterone. Testosterone is a bioidentical hormone your body naturally produces not the same thing regardless of dosage. They also do have a limit of how much they can prescribe. They will prescribe you up to 2cc a week they will not prescribe you more.

Now having said that I don't give a fuck what you think is on the up and up or what you call it. Doesn't change anything. If you want to blast 5g of bull semen milked from a Mexican Bull by a Chinese lady with dirty hands into a bathtub contaminated with Feces directly into your retina with a 25-gauge needle in a 5cc syringe have at it more power to you. However personally that is not what I am doing. I am using 1.5-2cc a week of Test and I just started HGH therapy for the first time in 2 years 6 days ago. I am not taking any ancillaries or any other types of medications or supplements other than coffee and a vape pen.

If money were not an issue, I would be blasting embryonic Stem cells everywhere daily and getting blood transfusions from Norwegian teenage virgins while sleeping in a pressurized oxygen chamber.

Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 15, 2024, 01:21:46 AM
Do you feel good on 3-400 mgs of test a week? I feel anxiety and jittery and to amped up on 100-120mgs a week. I guess I’m ultra sensitive. I remember in early 20s doing up to 1.5-2grams a week obviously underdosed stuff but still never felt angst like I do now from 100-120.

If I stay off getbig I feel ok after about 30 minutes on here I do feel a little bit murderous. Absolutely the body does not handle things the same way it did. When I was younger I could take whatever and never had any issues. Now absolutely I am more sensitive or maybe living with a wife and kids I notice it more than when I was single. But it is not just anxiety every side effect is more sensitive than before and not just with bodybuilding everything in life the body does not handle being out of balance from alcohol to weather to exercise to diet to supplements to sleep to hydration the body is more sensitive to extreme conditions as I age.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Flexacon on January 15, 2024, 01:50:00 AM
If I stay off getbig I feel ok after about 30 minutes on here I do feel a little bit murderous. Absolutely the body does not handle things the same way it did. When I was younger I could take whatever and never had any issues. Now absolutely I am more sensitive or maybe living with a wife and kids I notice it more than when I was single. But it is not just anxiety every side effect is more sensitive than before and not just with bodybuilding everything in life the body does not handle being out of balance from alcohol to weather to exercise to diet to supplements to sleep to hydration the body is more sensitive to extreme conditions as I age.

LMAO Hankys way of saying "I made a huge mistake, you guys were right"
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 15, 2024, 02:04:15 AM
LMAO Hankys way of saying "I made a huge mistake, you guys were right"

Being married is great. I love my wife and look forward to a lifetime of adventure with her. I was single too many years it is bad for the soul to go through life alone. Man is not meant to be solitary. I think a lot of my haters on here would be less hateful if they had a good woman in their lives. 
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Raymondo on January 15, 2024, 03:06:12 AM
Bhanks is unlike anything the common man can understand.

He can get arrested dozens of times and yet claim with a clean conscience that he's never been arrested.

He can quit in the middle of a bodybuilding contest or finish and place dead last and still Win.

He can get DQ'd in a strict cirl contest and still set tge record!

He can complete 15 repetitions on the bench press in what-would-be 13 for the rest of the known world.

He can quit after 2 rounds of an mma fight and yet win.

He can ragdoll mike tyson

Bhanks is otherworldly.

Being a pothead for 30 years and retarded to begin with means eventually losing contact with reality.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Hulkotron on January 15, 2024, 03:28:13 AM
No I happen to know that anabolic steroids are synthetic derivatives of testosterone. Testosterone is a bioidentical hormone your body naturally produces not the same thing regardless of dosage. They also do have a limit of how much they can prescribe. They will prescribe you up to 2cc a week they will not prescribe you more.

Now having said that I don't give a fuck what you think is on the up and up or what you call it. Doesn't change anything. If you want to blast 5g of bull semen milked from a Mexican Bull by a Chinese lady with dirty hands into a bathtub contaminated with Feces directly into your retina with a 25-gauge needle in a 5cc syringe have at it more power to you. However personally that is not what I am doing. I am using 1.5-2cc a week of Test and I just started HGH therapy for the first time in 2 years 6 days ago. I am not taking any ancillaries or any other types of medications or supplements other than coffee and a vape pen.

If money were not an issue, I would be blasting embryonic Stem cells everywhere daily and getting blood transfusions from Norwegian teenage virgins while sleeping in a pressurized oxygen chamber.

bhanks loves to fantasize these non-sequiturs to rationalize his addictions.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: webstar on January 15, 2024, 05:48:34 AM
If I stay off getbig I feel ok after about 30 minutes on here I do feel a little bit murderous. Absolutely the body does not handle things the same way it did. When I was younger I could take whatever and never had any issues. Now absolutely I am more sensitive or maybe living with a wife and kids I notice it more than when I was single. But it is not just anxiety every side effect is more sensitive than before and not just with bodybuilding everything in life the body does not handle being out of balance from alcohol to weather to exercise to diet to supplements to sleep to hydration the body is more sensitive to extreme conditions as I age.

You can blame your vape pen, age or Steriods all you want. The bottom line is. You are the problem. Wherever you go it’s always you that has the issue. Look at your own personal life. Your brother does not speak to you and has court orders against you.

Cooper does not speak to you. The strict curl nation kicked you out.

Sam Sulick blocked you.

If that’s the case why were you  fighting entire classes at a time, with no breaks everyday?

The valedictorian would call up the next class.. grade 7s get ready grade 8s on deck.. right Brian?
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 15, 2024, 05:58:53 AM
216lbs this am but I woke up at 4am and had a bowl of chili before going back to bed. I have just been adding meat and beans and eating chili non stop for days. Condition is on point.  No filter nothing I am close to stage condition.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: webstar on January 15, 2024, 06:08:55 AM
216lbs this am but I woke up at 4am and had a bowl of chili before going back to bed. I have just been adding meat and beans and eating chili non stop for days. Condition is on point.  No filter nothing I am close to stage condition.


Nice, what division? Guessing wheel chair on men's bikini.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 15, 2024, 06:48:25 AM

Nice, what division? Guessing wheel chair on men's bikini.

Classic added 4lbs to the limit this year. So 209lbs is the classic limit wouldn’t be too difficult to make. Legs are looking pretty good these days have teardrops cuts and vascularity at 216lbs. Of course the limit for heavyweight is 225lbs so could just add a little more instead. But have a lot going on the next few months will probably or wait and see where we are in the fall but could go classic this spring.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: tatoo on January 15, 2024, 06:50:10 AM
Classic added 4lbs to the limit this year. So 209lbs is the classic limit wouldn’t be too difficult to make. Legs are looking pretty good these days have teardrops cuts and vascularity at 216lbs. Of course the limit for heavyweight is 225lbs so could just add a little more instead. But have a lot going on the next few months will probably or wait and see where we are in the fall but could go classic this spring.

gonna finish the contest this fall too?  ::)
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 15, 2024, 07:00:23 AM
gonna finish the contest this fall too?  ::)

Who knows I could fall off stage and break my neck doesn't change the fact I am 216lbs and shredded right now in the am.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: webstar on January 15, 2024, 07:26:05 AM
Classic added 4lbs to the limit this year. So 209lbs is the classic limit wouldn’t be too difficult to make. Legs are looking pretty good these days have teardrops cuts and vascularity at 216lbs. Of course the limit for heavyweight is 225lbs so could just add a little more instead. But have a lot going on the next few months will probably or wait and see where we are in the fall but could go classic this spring.

How's the leg training going? I'm guessing  no change.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 15, 2024, 07:30:43 AM
How's the leg training going? I'm guessing  no change.

How is your training going? I am guessing still no training?
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Dave D on January 15, 2024, 07:41:19 AM
No I happen to know that anabolic steroids are synthetic derivatives of testosterone. Testosterone is a bioidentical hormone your body naturally produces not the same thing regardless of dosage. They also do have a limit of how much they can prescribe. They will prescribe you up to 2cc a week they will not prescribe you more.

Now having said that I don't give a fuck what you think is on the up and up or what you call it. Doesn't change anything. If you want to blast 5g of bull semen milked from a Mexican Bull by a Chinese lady with dirty hands into a bathtub contaminated with Feces directly into your retina with a 25-gauge needle in a 5cc syringe have at it more power to you. However personally that is not what I am doing. I am using 1.5-2cc a week of Test and I just started HGH therapy for the first time in 2 years 6 days ago. I am not taking any ancillaries or any other types of medications or supplements other than coffee and a vape pen.

If money were not an issue, I would be blasting embryonic Stem cells everywhere daily and getting blood transfusions from Norwegian teenage virgins while sleeping in a pressurized oxygen chamber.

You don’t care what anyone thinks but go great lengths to defend yourself. You are pathetic.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 15, 2024, 07:48:52 AM
You don’t care what anyone thinks but go great lengths to defend yourself. You are pathetic.

What am I defending? If I wanted to snort black tar heroin for no other reason than that is my prerogative that is reason enough. I don't need to defend anything. I am sharing information to correct misconceptions and you guys just want to fight about it no idea why.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: tatoo on January 15, 2024, 08:21:17 AM
Who knows I could fall off stage and break my neck doesn't change the fact I am 216lbs and shredded right now in the am.

idk hankins.. necks lookin large these days
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: SF1900 on January 15, 2024, 09:17:23 AM
What am I defending? If I wanted to snort black tar heroin for no other reason than that is my prerogative that is reason enough. I don't need to defend anything. I am sharing information to correct misconceptions and you guys just want to fight about it no idea why.

Sharing information to rectify misconceptions is defending yourself. You are defending your position.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Grape Ape on January 15, 2024, 09:31:02 AM
Sharing information to rectify misconceptions is defending yourself. You are defending your position.

Not sure what the position is at this point.  He just posts pics every single day and he always looks the same.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: webstar on January 15, 2024, 09:51:55 AM
Not sure what the position is at this point.  He just posts pics every single day and he always looks the same.

I believe the current position, unemployed interview next week, I wrestled for 25 years and am a few weeks away from contest condition (minus the legs)
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Raymondo on January 15, 2024, 10:03:35 AM
I believe the current position, unemployed interview next week, I wrestled for 25 years and am a few weeks away from contest condition (minus the legs)

LOL, noone is hiring a guy with his employment history and multiple mugshots in google results. More than likely the recruiter was trying to pad out CVs to make the real prospects stand out.

Portfolio manager my ass. Pothead dreams.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: wes on January 15, 2024, 10:23:29 AM
Not sure what the position is at this point.  He just posts PROGRESS pics every single day and he always looks the same.
BIG DIFFERENCE THAN JUST POSTING PICS GRAPE.........YOU SHOULD KNOW THIS.

WHO CARES WHAT YOU WEIGH..........BUY A FUCKING MIRROR IF YOU ARE HONEST WITH YOURSELF IT DOESN`T EVER LIE...........UNLESS YOU SEE THINGS OTHERS DO NOT!

Multiple daily pics and weigh in videos are for beginners............... we don`t need no stinkin pics and weigh in videos ad nauseum........get over yourself please!!


GEEZUS !!
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: IroNat on January 15, 2024, 11:07:19 AM
BID DIFFERENCE THAN JUST POSTING PICS GRAPE.........YOU SHOULD KNOW THIS.

WHO CARS WHAT YOU WEIGH..........BUY A FUCKING MIRROR IF YOU ARE HONEST WITH YOURSELF IT DOESN`T EVER LIE...........UNLESS YOU SEE THINGS OTHERS DO NOT!

Multiple daily pics and weigh in videos are for beginners............... we don`t need no stinkin pics and weigh in videos ad nauseum........get over yourself please!!


GEEZUS !!

(https://giffiles.alphacoders.com/234/23465.gif)
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: GymnJuice on January 15, 2024, 11:19:27 AM
right? at least goodrum had the decency not to clutch his glutes

(https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=690412.0;attach=1485175;image)


Peak Goodrum > Peak Hanky
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: wes on January 15, 2024, 11:45:56 AM
(https://giffiles.alphacoders.com/234/23465.gif)
(https://media1.tenor.com/m/cpj8gu4eh8YAAAAC/the-street-fighter-shigehiro-ozawa.gif)
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: BB on January 15, 2024, 12:44:02 PM
Peak Goodrum > Peak Hanky

I look at that pic of Vince, and I think "There's a man that's probably had a lifetime of pain free shits, and has the respect of his community".
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Dave D on January 15, 2024, 12:52:30 PM
What am I defending? If I wanted to snort black tar heroin for no other reason than that is my prerogative that is reason enough. I don't need to defend anything. I am sharing information to correct misconceptions and you guys just want to fight about it no idea why.

You think you can do whatever you want? %If I want to beat women and do illegal drugs it's my right."
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: dj181 on January 15, 2024, 12:56:12 PM
You think you can do whatever you want? %If I want to beat women and do illegal drugs it's my right."

did he really beat women ???
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 15, 2024, 01:05:13 PM
I can be Aesthetic and smile I prefer to be a freak and flex
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: beakdoctor on January 15, 2024, 01:09:48 PM
I can be Aesthetic and smile I prefer to be a freak and flex

Imagine making this statement and then posting those pics.

The level of delusion.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: dj181 on January 15, 2024, 01:11:25 PM
this is aestectic

your wideass wasit and child bearing hips are wide as fuck

wideass wasit and child bearing hips=ZERO AESTECTIC
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: wes on January 15, 2024, 01:24:30 PM
I can be Aesthetic and smile I prefer to be a freak and flex
Dude you are the furthest thing away from ever being called aesthetic........Google the word as it applies to bodybuilding please.

Another feeble reason to post more attention seeking pics.

Sad.  :(
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: BB on January 15, 2024, 01:24:59 PM
I can be Aesthetic and smile I prefer to be a freak and flex

Can we get a dart report? Is it still there, if not return that priceless artifact to its rightful resting place!
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 15, 2024, 01:41:02 PM
Can we get a dart report? Is it still there, if not return that priceless artifact to its rightful resting place!
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: GymnJuice on January 15, 2024, 01:42:43 PM
(https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=690412.0;attach=1485535;image)

Will the new house have gym space?
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: 38 returns on January 15, 2024, 01:44:13 PM
I can be Aesthetic and smile I prefer to be a freak and flex

no you cant and no you arent
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Dave D on January 15, 2024, 02:19:47 PM
did he really beat women ???

I’m just using extreme examples like Hankins.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: webstar on January 15, 2024, 02:25:18 PM



Wow the dart has been picked up.

Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: 38 returns on January 15, 2024, 02:36:10 PM
still love the 'participation' medal from SCN!
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: WrongAdvices on January 15, 2024, 02:37:50 PM
Not sure what the position is at this point.  He just posts pics every single day and he always looks the same.

Except for a contest, those always look worse
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: BEEFCAKE on January 15, 2024, 02:40:30 PM
I can be Aesthetic and smile I prefer to be a freak and flex
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: delon on January 15, 2024, 03:12:53 PM
Can we get a dart report? Is it still there, if not return that priceless artifact to its rightful resting place!


Wow the dart has been picked up.

Bhank's physique never changes

The least we could hope for is a similar status quo to be maintained on this matter

RIP Green Dart Left Recklessly on Floor


Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: IroNat on January 15, 2024, 03:22:39 PM
I can be Aesthetic and smile I prefer to be a freak and flex

You really are quite the douchebag.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Coach is Back! on January 15, 2024, 04:03:11 PM
This morning condition check notice from the side my neck is swallowing my head and I have a large head. I was not thinking about my neck when I took this pic. Not trying to flex it in anyway.

From the front the size of someone’s neck is going to look different based on their jawline I have a large jawline. From the side you can see the thickness of my neck. It tapes 18 relaxed and 19 flexed I am not flexing it in this pic. I did wrestler bridges for 20 years on it. I absolutely would not want my neck any bigger.

Get off the machines and train your neck Hanks. I’ll be 62 and dropped 19lbs and my neck is still bigger and you’re claiming 19”. This was from a photoshoot last week

Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Hulkotron on January 15, 2024, 04:19:11 PM
Coach neck dwarfs bhanks
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: webstar on January 15, 2024, 04:28:04 PM
Get off the machines and train your neck Hanks. I’ll be 62 and dropped 19lbs and my neck is still bigger and you’re claiming 19”. This was from a photoshoot last week

Now that’s a 19’ inch neck if I ever saw one!

Looking like a healthy version of branch Warren Coach..( if there is such a thing)

But can you do neck bridges like Hankins says he did or can?

Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: WrongAdvices on January 15, 2024, 04:36:31 PM
Now that’s a 19’ inch neck if I ever saw one!

Looking like a healthy version of branch Warren Coach..( if there is such a thing)

But can you do neck bridges like Hankins says he did or can?

It seems like a lot of what Bhanks posts is his best shot in the best light and then he ignores the others
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 15, 2024, 04:44:11 PM
It seems like a lot of what Bhanks posts is his best shot in the best light and then he ignores the others

Not true at all typically I will hide the tear not flexing the torn pec fully. Here it is full flex you can see the multiple tears. I am still jacked regardless.  Happy? But why do I need to argue over 2 year old pics other members have photoshopped when I have a pic from today?
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: WrongAdvices on January 15, 2024, 04:48:25 PM
Not true at all typically I will hide the tear not flexing the torn pec fully. Here it is full flex you can see the multiple tears. I am still jacked regardless.  Happy?

Forget the tears, why are you nipples white?
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: BEEFCAKE on January 15, 2024, 05:01:52 PM
Get off the machines and train your neck Hanks. I’ll be 62 and dropped 19lbs and my neck is still bigger and you’re claiming 19”. This was from a photoshoot last week

you look like the guy who stole my catalytic converter
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: chaos on January 15, 2024, 05:01:53 PM
No I happen to know that anabolic steroids are synthetic derivatives of testosterone.
Where do you think the testosterone you're injecting into your body is coming from?
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: chaos on January 15, 2024, 05:10:47 PM
Not true at all typically I will hide the tear not flexing the torn pec fully. Here it is full flex you can see the multiple tears. I am still jacked regardless.  Happy? But why do I need to argue over 2 year old pics other members have photoshopped when I have a pic from today?
You photoshopped your hands two different sizes! ;D ;D At least you could have photoshopped that missing bicep while you were at it.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 15, 2024, 05:21:02 PM
You photoshopped your hands two different sizes! ;D ;D At least you could have photoshopped that missing bicep while you were at it.

You have never been close to this level in your life
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: chaos on January 15, 2024, 05:23:55 PM
You have never been close to this level in your life
What level? Falling apart, torn up, insides rotting out, can't go a week without shitting yourself? LMAO, you're a mess.
Worst tough guy ever.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Coach is Back! on January 15, 2024, 06:27:12 PM
you look like the guy who stole my catalytic converter

Hahahahahaha 😂

Serious belly laugh there lmao
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: WrongAdvices on January 15, 2024, 06:35:34 PM
Has there ever been an actual neck measuring video posted?  Does he measure it around his shoulders?
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: dj181 on January 15, 2024, 06:53:09 PM
Has there ever been an actual neck measuring video posted?  Does he measure it around his shoulders?

he refuses to meaure his wideass waist :D
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: webstar on January 15, 2024, 07:21:28 PM
Has there ever been an actual neck measuring video posted?  Does he measure it around his shoulders?

He actually did .. but took the video down quickly.

Why? Because he was high as a kite. His jaw was moving back and forth like Colin Farrell in Miami Vice. Hands were shaking like someone with Parkinson’s taping his neck.

When members pointed out the obvious drug use and cocaine residue on his shirt he blamed foods in his mouth and preceded to delete the video.

 
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Raymondo on January 15, 2024, 08:53:18 PM
Get off the machines and train your neck Hanks. I’ll be 62 and dropped 19lbs and my neck is still bigger and you’re claiming 19”. This was from a photoshoot last week

A jacked 5'2, for sure  :)
I like that whoever took this picture was either shorter than you or holding the camera at waist level.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Coach is Back! on January 15, 2024, 09:02:20 PM
A jacked 5'2, for sure  :)
I like that whoever took this picture was either shorter than you or holding the camera at waist level.

i=hYVFGKZOZ4H52-Vz
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: The Scott on January 15, 2024, 09:08:19 PM
Where do you think the testosterone you're injecting into your body is coming from?

Knowing bhanky, he's going to claim something exotic like midget eunuchs aka "pUnuchorns".
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: The Scott on January 15, 2024, 09:17:05 PM
You have never been close to this level in your life

I've seen you.  You're nothing special.  Coach makes you look like crap.  chaos makes you look like tiny.  Groink makes you look puny (and you make him look intelligent!).  Over the years I've seen more than a few folks from here and everyone looks better than you.

Well, except for me because physique/strength wise I am awful now and now is what counts, right Mr. Lake Flaccid? 

But I don't have to keep moving to keep flies off of me like you do.  You smell bad.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 16, 2024, 03:12:18 AM
I've seen you.  You're nothing special.  Coach makes you look like crap.  chaos makes you look like tiny.  Groink makes you look puny (and you make him look intelligent!).  Over the years I've seen more than a few folks from here and everyone looks better than you.

Well, except for me because physique/strength wise I am awful now and now is what counts, right Mr. Lake Flaccid? 

But I don't have to keep moving to keep flies off of me like you do.  You smell bad.

Why do you lie? It isn’t pathetic enough being a cripple?
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: 38 returns on January 16, 2024, 04:23:36 AM
Says the man who walked with canes in his 20's

Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: tatoo on January 16, 2024, 04:36:51 AM
Why do you lie? It isn’t pathetic enough being a cripple?

no class pos comment.....you deserve every bit of the shit you catch here.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: IroNat on January 16, 2024, 04:37:15 AM
I've seen you.  You're nothing special.  Coach makes you look like crap.  chaos makes you look like tiny.  Groink makes you look puny (and you make him look intelligent!).  Over the years I've seen more than a few folks from here and everyone looks better than you.

Well, except for me because physique/strength wise I am awful now and now is what counts, right Mr. Lake Flaccid? 

But I don't have to keep moving to keep flies off of me like you do.  You smell bad.

(https://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExc3F3eXdvdm50bGgwZm56Ym5lMW83emM1YW11b3M4aDAzemQwYnhnOSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/ZqlvCTNHpqrio/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: wes on January 16, 2024, 04:41:08 AM
no class pos comment.....you deserve every bit of the shit you catch here.
X 10,000

What a fucking loser.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Never1AShow on January 16, 2024, 05:19:25 AM
It's like he's entirely forgotten how terrible he's looked at the last bodybuilding show he entered.  Now he's on Test and GH (which he used to hide a lot more last time he was on it) and a miracle is going to happen somehow?  Every show he looks like shit.  SCN kicks him out.  Hell he couldn't even finish with Clegg.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 16, 2024, 05:23:18 AM
It's like he's entirely forgotten how terrible he's looked at the last bodybuilding show he entered.  Now he's on Test and GH (which he used to hide a lot more last time he was on it) and a miracle is going to happen somehow?  Every show he looks like shit.  SCN kicks him out.  Hell he couldn't even finish with Clegg.

Someone has changed the proportions and elongated the first photo the second is also fake as fake can be. I got sick last year at the Charlotte Pro I was sick going into it and worse coming out I was literally in the hospital 2 days after the show. That doesn't change the fact I am in great shape right now. What miracle? I am contest ready right now I don't need to change a godamn thing other than showing up healthy.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 16, 2024, 05:27:15 AM
no class pos comment.....you deserve every bit of the shit you catch here.

I am not the loser making up lies about other people fuck Scott
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 16, 2024, 05:28:43 AM
Get off the machines and train your neck Hanks. I’ll be 62 and dropped 19lbs and my neck is still bigger and you’re claiming 19”. This was from a photoshoot last week

To be perfectly honest you look like a chubby short old guy with a fat neck roll. You are nowhere near my condition or size and your neck is nowhere near as muscular as mine. But you are 62 so congrats for being alive I guess.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: 38 returns on January 16, 2024, 05:30:46 AM
stay classy san diego
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: webstar on January 16, 2024, 06:12:35 AM
To be perfectly honest you look like a chubby short old guy with a fat neck roll. You are nowhere near my condition or size and your neck is nowhere near as muscular as mine. But you are 62 so congrats for being alive I guess.

agreed,

Photoshopped screen captures, right Brian?
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 16, 2024, 06:17:56 AM
agreed,

Photoshopped screen captures, right Brian?

If you want to pretend I have a gut that is on you. I posted actual current high def pics of my svelte midsection yesterday. See below no gut on me

Maybe Wes can tell me how I have shallow abs or Webster can claim I have a 40 inch gut and visceral fat lol
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: tatoo on January 16, 2024, 06:20:22 AM
To be perfectly honest you look like a chubby short old guy with a fat neck roll. You are nowhere near my condition or size and your neck is nowhere near as muscular as mine. But you are 62 so congrats for being alive I guess.

you wouldnt last long on the street hankins lmao... not long at all hahahaha.. see if your stupid ass can even grasp why i say that.. hint, it got nothing to do w the kind of fighter you think you are.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 16, 2024, 06:23:34 AM
you wouldnt last long on the street hankins lmao... not long at all hahahaha.. see if your stupid ass can even grasp why i say that.. hint, it got nothing to do w the kind of fighter you think you are.

What streets are you homeless now? Are you a 16-year-old gang banger with a glock fuck off with your pussy ass nonsense.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: tatoo on January 16, 2024, 06:30:59 AM
What streets are you homeless now? Are you a 16-year-old gang banger with a glock fuck off with your pussy ass nonsense.

see how dumb you are bro? keep trying to figure it out hankins. hahahaha.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: wes on January 16, 2024, 06:38:25 AM
If you want to pretend I have a gut that is on you. I posted actual current high def pics of my svelte midsection yesterday. See below no gut on me

Maybe Wes can tell me how I have shallow abs or Webster can claim I have a 40 inch gut and visceral fat lol
Sure I  can,just turn to the side and completely relax your abs.

Distension Of Peace
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: tatoo on January 16, 2024, 06:39:40 AM
If you want to pretend I have a gut that is on you. I posted actual current high def pics of my svelte midsection yesterday. See below no gut on me

Maybe Wes can tell me how I have shallow abs or Webster can claim I have a 40 inch gut and visceral fat lol

look at the difference between the right and left side... so obvious and noticeable too.. even down to your abs!! you see it dont ya hankins? or are you delusional?
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: webstar on January 16, 2024, 06:41:48 AM
Sure I  can,just turn to the side and completely relax your abs.

Distension Of Peace

LOL, he wont.

He knows when he relaxes that thing is easily 40-44 inches.. undershirt or not
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: wes on January 16, 2024, 06:43:21 AM
LOL, he wont.

He knows when he relaxes that thing is easily 40-44 inches.. undershirt or not
Yep..........that`s one of a zillion pics he`ll never post.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: tatoo on January 16, 2024, 06:54:55 AM
Yep..........that`s one of a zillion pics he`ll never post.

missing lats should be added to the list... wtf lol?...
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: webstar on January 16, 2024, 06:55:38 AM
Yep..........that`s one of a zillion pics he`ll never post.

Ripped to shredz
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Rambone on January 16, 2024, 07:08:11 AM
Update: Brian is now dating DJ from Full House

(https://pagesix.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/3/2020/09/91320-candace-cameron-bure-index-1.jpg?quality=75&strip=all)
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Hulkotron on January 16, 2024, 07:18:10 AM
Appears they were doing similar leg workouts as well.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: webstar on January 16, 2024, 07:23:10 AM
Appears they were doing similar leg workouts as well.

I wonder if he has product in his hair?
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Hulkotron on January 16, 2024, 07:42:47 AM
Is that really bhanks?
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Rambone on January 16, 2024, 07:45:35 AM
Is that really bhanks?

It is if you want him to be
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 16, 2024, 09:10:57 AM
look at the difference between the right and left side... so obvious and noticeable too.. even down to your abs!! you see it dont ya hankins? or are you delusional?

The only one delusional around here are the slob haters pretending I am not in shape now I have an ab imbalance? lol
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 16, 2024, 09:15:38 AM
Appears they were doing similar leg workouts as well.

Care to compare? We both know I have bigger better legs than you
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: webstar on January 16, 2024, 09:23:00 AM
Care to compare? We both know I have bigger better legs than you

agreed.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: IroNat on January 16, 2024, 09:55:16 AM
The only one delusional around here are the slob haters pretending I am not in shape now I have an ab imbalance? lol

Why do you care?
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Grape Ape on January 16, 2024, 10:04:24 AM
Someone has changed the proportions and elongated the first photo the second is also fake as fake can be.

You are either in denial or flat out lying.  The photo is not fake.  It happened just after your world was rocked with the CLEGGBOMB!

Here is the original CLEGGBOMB! sequence.

(https://i.postimg.cc/9XDQZM73/Clegg-BOMB-Copy.png)

I tried to recreate the above from the video, but added the rest.  Look at the timestamp:

(https://i.postimg.cc/nZrZw4C5/Real-Hankins-Destruction-Copy.png)

Not fake, totally real, end result:

(https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=688213.0;attach=1484231;image)

Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Rambone on January 16, 2024, 10:13:33 AM
You are either in denial or flat out lying.  The photo is not fake.  It happened just after your world was rocked with the CLEGGBOMB!

Here is the original CLEGGBOMB! sequence.

(https://i.postimg.cc/9XDQZM73/Clegg-BOMB-Copy.png)

I tried to recreate the above from the video, but added the rest.  Look at the timestamp:

(https://i.postimg.cc/nZrZw4C5/Real-Hankins-Destruction-Copy.png)

Not fake, totally real, end result:

(https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=688213.0;attach=1484231;image)

Whoa! Where did this footage come from? Is there a vid?
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Grape Ape on January 16, 2024, 10:17:29 AM
Whoa! Where did this footage come from? Is there a vid?

The Committee™ is not at liberty to say.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: BB on January 16, 2024, 10:31:22 AM
You are either in denial or flat out lying.  The photo is not fake.  It happened just after your world was rocked with the CLEGGBOMB!

Here is the original CLEGGBOMB! sequence.

(https://i.postimg.cc/9XDQZM73/Clegg-BOMB-Copy.png)

I tried to recreate the above from the video, but added the rest.  Look at the timestamp:

(https://i.postimg.cc/nZrZw4C5/Real-Hankins-Destruction-Copy.png)


(https://i.postimg.cc/52vXvrRK/12157f70-7378-4c7a-96e1-e20f1cb71334-gif.gif).
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: webstar on January 16, 2024, 10:35:56 AM
You are either in denial or flat out lying.  The photo is not fake.  It happened just after your world was rocked with the CLEGGBOMB!

Here is the original CLEGGBOMB! sequence.

(https://i.postimg.cc/9XDQZM73/Clegg-BOMB-Copy.png)

I tried to recreate the above from the video, but added the rest.  Look at the timestamp:

(https://i.postimg.cc/nZrZw4C5/Real-Hankins-Destruction-Copy.png)

Not fake, totally real, end result:

(https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=688213.0;attach=1484231;image)

at 1:54 of the video Hankins realized he fucked around and found out..  stunned and almost face planting he grabbed on to clegg to stable himself
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Rambone on January 16, 2024, 10:37:57 AM
The Committee™ is not at liberty to say.

Understood. I appreciate the authoritative tone here.

Looks like it’s possibly on YouTube. Waiting on Hulkotron’s research.

Got excited for a split second when I saw red shorts and Clegg in the title
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: robcguns on January 16, 2024, 10:39:07 AM
Understood. I appreciate the authoritative tone here.

Looks like it’s possibly on YouTube. Waiting on Hulkotron’s research.

Hahaha.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Hulkotron on January 16, 2024, 10:40:40 AM
Great footage/proof/tone from Grape Ape
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: wazhazbin on January 16, 2024, 10:58:07 AM
You are either in denial or flat out lying.  The photo is not fake.  It happened just after your world was rocked with the CLEGGBOMB!

Here is the original CLEGGBOMB! sequence.

(https://i.postimg.cc/9XDQZM73/Clegg-BOMB-Copy.png)

I tried to recreate the above from the video, but added the rest.  Look at the timestamp:

(https://i.postimg.cc/nZrZw4C5/Real-Hankins-Destruction-Copy.png)

Not fake, totally real, end result:

(https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=688213.0;attach=1484231;image)

Clegg was actually shredded there, just had a big meal before the match.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Rambone on January 16, 2024, 11:00:29 AM
Great footage/proof/tone from Grape Ape

Which tone-sensitive Getbigger was this?

https://www.facebook.com/reel/777283900889169/?referral_source=native_in_feed_unit
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Grape Ape on January 16, 2024, 11:01:25 AM
Clegg was actually shredded there, just had a big meal before the match.

Yes, that was late day bloat.  Woke up near contest ready.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Rambone on January 16, 2024, 11:02:10 AM
Clegg was actually shredded there, just had a big meal before the match.

Steven Seagal once said, always go into a fight with a full belly
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Grape Ape on January 16, 2024, 11:02:39 AM
Great footage/proof/tone from Grape Ape

Thank you.

I will admit it is easier to maintain tone when carl164 is not around.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: wazhazbin on January 16, 2024, 11:05:28 AM
Steven Seagal once said, always go into a fight with a full belly

that way you can shit yourself when Gene chokes you out.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: wazhazbin on January 16, 2024, 11:07:23 AM
never measured
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: beakdoctor on January 16, 2024, 11:16:26 AM
Great footage/proof/tone from Grape Ape

X2

We are able to piece together Brians performance and pilut it into better perspective.

In the same time the Cleggbomb travels from the rafters to Brians jaw, Brian's hands barely move. Brian appears to be very sluggish and lethargic.  Possibly due to elevated HGH?

I really appreciate the second sequence. Clegg with a little razzle dazzle, doing his best impression of Aaron "The Hawk" Pryor, first delivering an overhand right then immediately following up with a right uppercut.

Brian never knew what hit him. Truthfully it should have been stopped sooner.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: IroNat on January 16, 2024, 11:20:14 AM
The word "clegged" has been entered into the 2024 edition of the Merriam Webster Dictionary.

Dont believe me?  Look it up.

Then go f*ck yourself.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Grape Ape on January 16, 2024, 11:22:55 AM
X2

We are able to piece together Brians performance and pilut it into better perspective.

In the same time the Cleggbomb travels from the rafters to Brians jaw, Brian's hands barely move. Brian appears to be very sluggish and lethargic.  Possibly due to elevated HGH?

I really appreciate the second sequence. Clegg with a little razzle dazzle, doing his best impression of Aaron "The Hawk" Pryor, first delivering an overhand right then immediately following up with a right uppercut.

Brian never knew what hit him. Truthfully it should have been stopped sooner.

Thank you.

This would not have been necessary if Brian had not called the picture a fake.

We can not trust any of  his statements in this capacity after this.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Grape Ape on January 16, 2024, 11:23:48 AM
never measured

Of course not, you'd need a hula hoop.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: BB on January 16, 2024, 11:32:49 AM
(https://i.postimg.cc/76KS9vt4/maxresdefault-removebg-preview.png).
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: beakdoctor on January 16, 2024, 11:37:20 AM
Which tone-sensitive Getbigger was this?

https://www.facebook.com/reel/777283900889169/?referral_source=native_in_feed_unit

Gobbledygook
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Skeletor on January 16, 2024, 11:47:41 AM
Someone has changed the proportions and elongated the first photo the second is also fake as fake can be. I got sick last year at the Charlotte Pro I was sick going into it and worse coming out I was literally in the hospital 2 days after the show. That doesn't change the fact I am in great shape right now. What miracle? I am contest ready right now I don't need to change a godamn thing other than showing up healthy.

Your usual BS.

Here is your post with the picture that you uploaded:

https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=683877.msg9990756#msg9990756

I have decided to eat after all just had half a sandwich and a cup of vegetable soup

(https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=683877.0;attach=1437732)


People can see and judge for themselves if the pictures are not the same. You are a liar.



Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: tatoo on January 16, 2024, 11:49:58 AM
Why do you care?

because hes as insecure as a 12 yr old girl...lmao
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Dave D on January 16, 2024, 12:04:14 PM
Your usual BS.

Here is your post with the picture that you uploaded:

https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=683877.msg9990756#msg9990756


People can see and judge for themselves if the pictures are not the same. You are a liar.

For a guy who has never photoshopped a picture Hankins is quick to say all of his photos are altered.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Hulkotron on January 16, 2024, 12:12:12 PM
Some damning evidence from mighty Skeletor
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 16, 2024, 12:15:07 PM
And yet still no video of the 2 full rounds? Why is that? Because I played donkey kong on his head for 8 of the 10 minutes.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: tatoo on January 16, 2024, 12:16:46 PM
And yet still no video of the 2 full rounds? Why is that? Because I played donkey kong on his head for 8 of the 10 minutes.

and didnt do shit for damage hahahah...ur sawft hankins
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: IroNat on January 16, 2024, 12:22:29 PM
And yet still no video of the 2 full rounds? Why is that? Because I played donkey kong on his head for 8 of the 10 minutes.

You are completely clueless about MMA

However, carry on with entertaining us.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: robcguns on January 16, 2024, 12:23:07 PM
Of course not, you'd need a hula hoop.

Haha.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 16, 2024, 12:23:13 PM
and didnt do shit for damage hahahah...ur sawft hankins

That man had a concussion and threw 3 punches the entire fight only one of which even grazed me but whatever
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: IroNat on January 16, 2024, 12:24:30 PM
That man had a concussion and threw 3 punches the entire fight only one of which even grazed me but whatever

Why so sad after the fight, Bhanky?
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Rambone on January 16, 2024, 12:35:58 PM
Gobbledygook

Tone!
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: tatoo on January 16, 2024, 12:38:45 PM
That man had a concussion and threw 3 punches the entire fight only one of which even grazed me but whatever

how did he get the win then? seriously lol.. i ddnt follow that thread too closely. decision?
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: beakdoctor on January 16, 2024, 12:43:48 PM
That man had a concussion and threw 3 punches the entire fight only one of which even grazed me but whatever

Wow, it only took 3 punches to stop you. I imagine 4 or 5 would've left you hospitalized. You're lucky he didn't land more.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Grape Ape on January 16, 2024, 12:51:43 PM
And yet still no video of the 2 full rounds? Why is that? Because I played donkey kong on his head for 8 of the 10 minutes.

We only get what Clegg is releasing to us.

Still saying it's shopped?

(https://i.postimg.cc/RhgkByjS/CLEGGBOMB-Copy.gif)
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Hulkotron on January 16, 2024, 12:59:10 PM
We only get what Clegg is releasing to us.

Still saying it's shopped?

(https://i.postimg.cc/RhgkByjS/CLEGGBOMB-Copy.gif)

 :o
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: BB on January 16, 2024, 01:01:14 PM
We only get what Clegg is releasing to us.

Still saying it's shopped?

(https://i.postimg.cc/RhgkByjS/CLEGGBOMB-Copy.gif)

Things with similar energy to BHank -

(https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/themusicmethod/images/7/78/Flockanohands.png).
(https://scene7.zumiez.com/is/image/zumiez/product_main_medium/Casio-A168WG-9-Vintage-Gold-Watch-_142229-front-CA.jpg)
(https://cranesafetystickers.com/cdn/shop/products/No-Hands-No-Touch-Sticker_600x.jpg?v=1576076404).
(https://i.imgflip.com/1vtkg0.jpg?a473568).


Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: deadz on January 16, 2024, 01:04:12 PM
No love for Hanky but which one of you would willingly get into a ring to fight, likely not many, not many at all.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Lartinos on January 16, 2024, 01:15:14 PM
No love for Hanky but which one of you would willingly get into a ring to fight, likely not many, not many at all.

Are you insinuating he makes reckless decisions based on his Dunning Kreuger like disease?
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: deadz on January 16, 2024, 01:17:16 PM
Are you insinuating he makes reckless decisions based on his Dunning Kreuger like disease?
I'm saying he's willing to take a punch, that's not a pussy in my book.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Walter Sobchak on January 16, 2024, 01:17:37 PM
No love for Hanky but which one of you would willingly get into a ring to fight, likely not many, not many at all.

I’d imagine there are quite a few getbiggers who have trained and competed in different types of combat sports.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: deadz on January 16, 2024, 01:19:07 PM
I’d imagine there are quite a few getbiggers who have trained and competed in different types of combat sports.
I'd imagine a few.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Walter Sobchak on January 16, 2024, 01:22:42 PM
I'd imagine a few.

After looking at the video clip, I’m not sure what hanky is doing is called fighting.

For as much as he runs his mouth, you would expect him to have some clue as what to do in the ring. After all, he claimed he could ragdoll a prime Mike Tyson.   🙄
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Hulkotron on January 16, 2024, 01:25:20 PM
Solid combo from Clegg
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: IroNat on January 16, 2024, 01:33:31 PM
Bhanky claims to be an expert wrestler but his takedown technique is like a beginner.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: illuminati on January 16, 2024, 01:33:33 PM
And yet still no video of the 2 full rounds? Why is that? Because I played donkey kong on his head for 8 of the 10 minutes.

Really- only none of that matters , He won, He was declared the winner 🏆
Make all the Pussy excuses you want- He Beat you - End of.  ;D
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Costanza on January 16, 2024, 01:36:08 PM
We only get what Clegg is releasing to us.

Still saying it's shopped?

(https://i.postimg.cc/RhgkByjS/CLEGGBOMB-Copy.gif)

Dayumn Cleggy absolutely rocked Hanky  :o :o
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: 38 returns on January 16, 2024, 02:19:13 PM
hankins legs dipped with that shot- he was lucky the follow up didnt get through or he would have got felled.


also failed to see the animalistic wrassler who would rag doll tyson here.

top bullshitter
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Raymondo on January 16, 2024, 03:07:12 PM
That man had a concussion and threw 3 punches the entire fight only one of which even grazed me but whatever

Only grazed you huh?  :D

Looks like he hit your HGH deformed cranium so hard it bounced off the side of the cage.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: webstar on January 16, 2024, 03:09:24 PM
We only get what Clegg is releasing to us.

Still saying it's shopped?

(https://i.postimg.cc/RhgkByjS/CLEGGBOMB-Copy.gif)

For someone who says they were wrestling for 20 years. Brian’s footwork is that of a fucking Neanderthal. I actually think all that bullshit about wrestling was is a lie. Look how he is stomping forward like a fucking elephant. And just walked right into the Clegg cluster bomb. And Had to grab Clegg to save himself from face planting.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Hulkotron on January 16, 2024, 03:10:53 PM
Clegg definitely appears to be the aggressor.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Dave D on January 16, 2024, 03:17:29 PM
I'm saying he's willing to take a punch, that's not a pussy in my book.

Noted!

I think this observation is going to change a lot of opinions on Bhanks.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: 38 returns on January 16, 2024, 03:28:32 PM
Brian

the 101 of boxing footwork is when going forward you move the front foot first
backwards you move the back foot first

you do both wrong

no chance you;ve had any sort of fighting experience other than beating women kids and dogs
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Grape Ape on January 16, 2024, 03:31:41 PM
For someone who says they were wrestling for 20 years. Brian’s footwork is that of a fucking Neanderthal. I actually think all that bullshit about wrestling was is a lie. Look how he is stomping forward like a fucking elephant. And just walked right into the Clegg cluster bomb. And Had to grab Clegg to save himself from face planting.

I will let you guys sort that out.

My only purpose for this post was to show he was lying about the pic chaos posted being a photoshop.

It's right there in real time.

If he admits he was wrong, I'll let it go.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Flexacon on January 16, 2024, 03:47:09 PM
And yet still no video of the 2 full rounds? Why is that? Because I played donkey kong on his head for 8 of the 10 minutes.

Ref raised his hand and that's all the matters. Anything else is just an excuse.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: 38 returns on January 16, 2024, 04:11:26 PM
heres what i reckon

clegg connects with the clegg-a-n-ator

hankis wants none of that smoke

so lies on top of him for the rest of the round.

same round two.

hankins realises he is not heavy handed enough to stop clegg so give sup quitting on his stool.

file under-

leaving a show early
car racing as the only competitor
avoiding coops category

hanks would rather ruin the contest than have it official he was bettered.

thats a whole new level of delusion
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Never1AShow on January 16, 2024, 04:26:40 PM
Your usual BS.

Here is your post with the picture that you uploaded:

https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=683877.msg9990756#msg9990756


People can see and judge for themselves if the pictures are not the same. You are a liar.

Not shopped obviously. Lies about this pic, lies about Clegg pics. But can’t lie about losing to Clegg and losing to cartoon dogs. This is what 25+ years of gear and GH gets you?

THERE’S A DOORBELL!
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: wazhazbin on January 16, 2024, 05:08:41 PM
Noted!

I think this observation is going to change a lot of opinions on Bhanks.

no.   he went into the fight thinking he is so amazing
he will not get hit.  that hit occured in the second round.

hank did not get off his seat at the beginning of the third,
clearly intimidated that he actually got tagged and wouldn't
risk it happening again in the third.  so DQ on stool
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: IroNat on January 16, 2024, 05:09:40 PM
Bhanky is a fraud.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: tatoo on January 16, 2024, 05:17:12 PM
no.   he went into the fight thinking he is so amazing
he will not get hit.  that hit occured in the second round.

hank did not get off his seat at the beginning of the third,
clearly intimidated that he actually got tagged and wouldn't
risk it happening again in the third.  so DQ on stool

hankins went out like golata did against tyson!?
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Flexacon on January 16, 2024, 05:22:14 PM
No love for Hanky but which one of you would willingly get into a ring to fight, likely not many, not many at all.

He doesn't get credit for participation after claiming he'd rag doll Mike Tyson and that he'd stormed Dojos to beat up on instructors

I'm saying he's willing to take a punch, that's not a pussy in my book.

No one called him a pussy. He was called delusional
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: chaos on January 16, 2024, 05:27:27 PM
Why do you lie? It isn’t pathetic enough being a cripple?
If it helps, Scott is still bigger and stronger than you. ;D
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: chaos on January 16, 2024, 05:33:24 PM
and didnt do shit for damage hahahah...ur sawft hankins
Pillowhands Hankins spent 8 minutes on top of another man and couldn't finish him.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Sandrock on January 16, 2024, 05:59:45 PM
That man had a concussion and threw 3 punches the entire fight only one of which even grazed me but whatever

The guy threw 4 punches in the posted gif alone.  2 of them clearly connected.

What is it with your inability to count?  I think you need to take a little trip to Sesame Street.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: robcguns on January 16, 2024, 06:06:39 PM
Pillowhands Hankins spent 8 minutes on top of another man and couldn't finish him.

We talking fighting or fucking?
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Sandrock on January 16, 2024, 06:09:07 PM
We talking fighting or fucking?

Big Rob always finishes his man within 8 minutes whether fighting or fucking.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: wazhazbin on January 16, 2024, 06:11:24 PM
The guy threw 4 punches in the posted gif alone.  2 of them clearly connected.

What is it with your inability to count?  I think you need to take a little trip to Sesame Street.

they never did tell us where the fukkk sesame street is dammit
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: robcguns on January 16, 2024, 06:22:31 PM
Big Rob always finishes his man within 8 minutes whether fighting or fucking.

Hahaha
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: dj181 on January 16, 2024, 06:26:28 PM
hankins went out like golata did against tyson!?

golata was probably the fasted handed white heavyweight of all time
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: AbrahamG on January 16, 2024, 07:08:31 PM
golata was probably the fasted handed white heavyweight of all time

Golota is one of the biggest wastes of talent I've ever seen.  Basically the 5 tool fighter just mentally weak.  If Evander Holyfield had Golota's size and gifts, he probably would have retired undefeated.  Or if Golota had half of Holyfield's heart, same thing. 
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Never1AShow on January 16, 2024, 07:23:35 PM
Pillowhands Hankins spent 8 minutes on top of another man and couldn't finish him.

Only in MMA, normally he finishes them and collects his $20.


Glad to have properly refocused this thread on Hanky's massive failures.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Sandrock on January 16, 2024, 07:35:38 PM
Only in MMA, normally he finishes them and collects his $20.


Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: ThisisOverload on January 16, 2024, 07:38:02 PM
I’d imagine there are quite a few getbiggers who have trained and competed in different types of combat sports.

Indeed.

And many who have succeeded in many walks of life, who don't need to brag about it.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Walter Sobchak on January 16, 2024, 07:54:15 PM
Indeed.

And many who have succeeded in many walks of life, who don't need to brag about it.

Are you saying your ego can withstand you not entering the “2023 Getbig Retard Bench Press Challenge?”

🤣
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: ThisisOverload on January 16, 2024, 08:33:56 PM
Are you saying your ego can withstand you not entering the “2023 Getbig Retard Bench Press Challenge?”

🤣

100% ;)
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: pamith on January 16, 2024, 11:30:17 PM
I have a huge head but i think Bhanks beats me
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 17, 2024, 03:14:34 AM
We only get what Clegg is releasing to us.

Still saying it's shopped?

(https://i.postimg.cc/RhgkByjS/CLEGGBOMB-Copy.gif)

What I am saying is clegg will never trelease the full fight because I beat his ass
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 17, 2024, 03:18:51 AM
The guy threw 4 punches in the posted gif alone.  2 of them clearly connected.

What is it with your inability to count?  I think you need to take a little trip to Sesame Street.

 Nome of that shit connect I walked right through him and took him down notice the video cuts as soon as I get a hold of him what do you think happens after I get a hold of him lol
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Raymondo on January 17, 2024, 03:28:14 AM
Jamie Clegg is a top man, would buy him a beer anytime.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: tatoo on January 17, 2024, 03:36:10 AM
Nome of that shit connect I walked right through him and took him down notice the video cuts as soon as I get a hold of him what do you think happens after I get a hold of him lol

how did you lose the match hankins?
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 17, 2024, 03:36:51 AM
how did you lose the match hankins?

The ref disqualified me between rounds I didn’t lose a damn thing I beat that dudes ass
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Cook on January 17, 2024, 03:36:59 AM
Jamie Clegg is a top man, would buy him a beer anytime.
Yeah I would like to hear his version of how this fight went.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 17, 2024, 03:38:02 AM
Yeah I would like to hear his version of how this fight went.

Wouldn’t it be better to see the full right video?? Anyone can take a snipet and a screenshot and tell a story let’s see the full fight video
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 17, 2024, 03:40:10 AM
Weight is holding steady still 215lbs in the am but look at that distended belly full of visceral fat lol
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: tatoo on January 17, 2024, 03:40:26 AM
The ref disqualified me between rounds I didn’t lose a damn thing I beat that dudes ass

so you didnt quit on the stool like haz is claiming?
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 17, 2024, 03:42:04 AM
so you didnt quit on the stool like haz is claiming?

The ref disqualified me again by all means let’s watch the full fight video. Will never happen because it shows me playing the drums on his head that 15 second clip is the entirety of the 2nd round he spent on his feet that is it the rest of the round he is on his back getting hit in the head funny he doesn’t just release the entire thing don’t you think?
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: tatoo on January 17, 2024, 03:49:08 AM
The ref disqualified me again by all means let’s watch the full fight video. Will never happen because it shows me playing the drums on his head that 15 second clip is the entirety of the 2nd round he spent on his feet that is it the rest of the round he is on his back getting hit in the head funny he doesn’t just release the entire thing don’t you think?

why did the ref dq you?
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Rambone on January 17, 2024, 03:53:10 AM
It’s criminal that CBS won’t release the footage of Hankins-Clegg. Bhanks takes him in the symmetry and conditioning rounds because he’s got a beautiful body, man. Clegg, on the other hand, looks like a pile of dirty laundry. The only way to solve this is a rematch IMHO. Clegg sounded up for it.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Raymondo on January 17, 2024, 04:05:30 AM
The ref disqualified me again by all means let’s watch the full fight video. Will never happen because it shows me playing the drums on his head that 15 second clip is the entirety of the 2nd round he spent on his feet that is it the rest of the round he is on his back getting hit in the head funny he doesn’t just release the entire thing don’t you think?

How dare he enforce the rules. He should have waited a couple of minutes for your ass to catch your breath and maybe even bring you some "delta-8" and warm pussy.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Cook on January 17, 2024, 04:05:47 AM
It’s criminal that CBS won’t release the footage of Hankins-Clegg. Bhanks takes him in the symmetry and conditioning rounds because he’s got a beautiful body, man. Clegg, on the other hand, looks like a pile of dirty laundry. The only way to solve this is a rematch IMHO. Clegg sounded up for it.
I was watching a fight the other night.It was Gleisen Tibau vs Khabib early in Khabib’s career Now obviously Khabib went on to an undefeated record and retired as World Champion. I have watched this fight 3 times and I swear the win could have very well gone to Tibau.You would think he would be bitching and declaring himself the winner but he doesn’t.All  these years later he just shrugs and says sometimes it doesn’t go your way.And he finished the fight there was no stoppage like this one.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 17, 2024, 04:10:42 AM
I was watching a fight the other night.It was Gleisen Tibau vs Khabib early in Khabib’s career Now obviously Khabib went on to an undefeated record and retired as World Champion. I have watched this fight 3 times and I swear the win could have very well gone to Tibau.You would think he would be bitching and declaring himself the winner but he doesn’t.All  these years later he just shrugs and says sometimes it doesn’t go your way.And he finished the fight there was no stoppage like this one.

I came out to fight the 3rd and the ref said no you took too long that is not a fucking stoppage. A stoppage is what happened at the end of the 1st and the 2nd when the ref had to pull me off Clegg. Take away the ref and there is no second round. Clegg was never going to get up ever no chance. All he did was absorb a beating for 2 rounds. The 2nd was also a lot worse for him than the 1st but again he won't release the footage so you guys can just keep talking nonsense.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: beakdoctor on January 17, 2024, 04:15:54 AM
What I am saying is clegg will never trelease the full fight because I beat his ass

That's not what I'm seeing. Nope.

 Looks like you lost. Looks like you ate a few clegg bombs and quit. Thats what I'm seeing.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Cook on January 17, 2024, 04:18:25 AM
I came out to fight the 3rd and the ref said no you took too long that is not a fucking stoppage. A stoppage is what happened at the end of the 1st and the 2nd when the ref had to pull me off Clegg. Take away the ref and there is no second round. Clegg was never going to get up ever no chance. All he did was absorb a beating for 2 rounds. The 2nd was also a lot worse for him than the 1st but again he won't release the footage so you guys can just keep talking nonsense.
Mother fucker I have not said one word of nonsense all I said was sometimes a fighter will get a call from the ref he doesn’t agree with.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 17, 2024, 04:23:08 AM
That's not what I'm seeing. Nope.

 Looks like you lost. Looks like you ate a few clegg bombs and quit. Thats what I'm seeing.

Cool story when the entire fight gets released we can discuss what you think you see then. None of that shit connected he got picked up and put on his back and hit 100 times in the head after that garbage but shockingly that footage is not being released lol
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Raymondo on January 17, 2024, 04:25:39 AM
I came out to fight the 3rd and the ref said no you took too long that is not a fucking stoppage. A stoppage is what happened at the end of the 1st and the 2nd when the ref had to pull me off Clegg. Take away the ref and there is no second round. Clegg was never going to get up ever no chance. All he did was absorb a beating for 2 rounds. The 2nd was also a lot worse for him than the 1st but again he won't release the footage so you guys can just keep talking nonsense.

Jamie Clegg on his feet, getting his hand raised.

(https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=688213.0;attach=1484231;image)
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Hulkotron on January 17, 2024, 04:55:27 AM
I came out to fight the 3rd and the ref said no you took too long that is not a fucking stoppage. A stoppage is what happened at the end of the 1st and the 2nd when the ref had to pull me off Clegg. Take away the ref and there is no second round. Clegg was never going to get up ever no chance. All he did was absorb a beating for 2 rounds. The 2nd was also a lot worse for him than the 1st but again he won't release the footage so you guys can just keep talking nonsense.

bhanks credibility on matters like this is limited given that he continues to claim photos and videos of himself that he personally posted are modified/edited when others repost those same media.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: IroNat on January 17, 2024, 04:59:27 AM
Bhanky is a fraud.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Rambone on January 17, 2024, 05:00:16 AM
Bhanky is a fraud.

That’s a bold claim
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 17, 2024, 05:03:14 AM
Spoke to Clegg he is unwilling to rematch at Heavyweight or 205lbs says he wants me to cut to 185lbs for the rematch which I can't make so he doesn't want it
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: IroNat on January 17, 2024, 05:04:58 AM
That’s a bold claim

(https://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExMnYyaHoxM2xlMGpwNHdmanNyd3Nyc2xldGV0bXM2YWkwNzhyaHZxcSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/fCTsbrpWWROGqVHsZc/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Rambone on January 17, 2024, 05:06:51 AM
Spoke to Clegg he is unwilling to rematch at Heavyweight or 205lbs says he wants me to cut to 185lbs for the rematch which I can't make so he doesn't want it

Jeez Clegg dropped a bunch of weight. Is he intentionally trying to dodge you?
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 17, 2024, 05:13:52 AM
He doesn’t want it I can’t make 185lbs
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: webstar on January 17, 2024, 05:14:33 AM
Spoke to Clegg he is unwilling to rematch at Heavyweight or 205lbs says he wants me to cut to 185lbs for the rematch which I can't make so he doesn't want it

Bullshit, a Get bigger reached out to Clegg a few
Months ago and he said he would love to beat a juice head again.

You pussied out as usual

Remember that?

Claimed you didn’t have the time or money to travel and fight him
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: 38 returns on January 17, 2024, 05:16:21 AM
I came out to fight the 3rd and the ref said no you took too long that is not a fucking stoppage. A stoppage is what happened at the end of the 1st and the 2nd when the ref had to pull me off Clegg. Take away the ref and there is no second round. Clegg was never going to get up ever no chance. All he did was absorb a beating for 2 rounds. The 2nd was also a lot worse for him than the 1st but again he won't release the footage so you guys can just keep talking nonsense.

No you moron that is called 'the end of the round'.

You then failed to get off your stool in time for the next round so the fight was called off.

Worst tough guy ever.

His text shows how 'scare' he is of you- he thinks you are a bitch Brian. We all do.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: webstar on January 17, 2024, 05:17:10 AM
Nome of that shit connect I walked right through him and took him down notice the video cuts as soon as I get a hold of him what do you think happens after I get a hold of him lol

Let’s not forget. You took him down or tried to take him down and you were successful. After you were stunned by his right hand. His right hand in that clip clearly connected flat with your chin. You were stunned/dazed/wobbled. And grabbed him to support yourself from falling. And then got the takedown
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: 38 returns on January 17, 2024, 05:21:32 AM
Brian from the clip shown

your striking is shite

your footwork is off

you got tagged and put your head down that is a sign of someone with no fight experience

regardless of what happened next as you claim Clegg defended easily and you couldn't put him away

I thought as the master of cutting weight 185 would be easy for you

but you are clearly doing what you always do

call it on
make conditions
hide behind conditions
no fight
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Hulkotron on January 17, 2024, 05:22:07 AM
I'm not a combat-sports athlete but does "getting the takedown" matter if it doesn't result in victory?
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 17, 2024, 05:23:33 AM
I offered to fight at heavyweight or 205lbs he then says only at 185lbs I can not make 185lbs not sure what else I can do.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 17, 2024, 05:25:11 AM
It as also not a boxing match none of that shit connected my chin was down my head was down my arms were up I walked right through those missing shots and got the takedown
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Cook on January 17, 2024, 05:26:50 AM
First rate trash talk from Clegg
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Rambone on January 17, 2024, 05:27:14 AM
Some wonderful smack talking. You can tell it’s still a pretty heated feud
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Hulkotron on January 17, 2024, 05:32:01 AM
"You fat pig"  :D

Maybe MMA will clear up bhanks mystery stomach pains.

Would the sanctioning body allow medical use of testosterone and GH?
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: webstar on January 17, 2024, 05:33:24 AM
It as also not a boxing match none of that shit connected my chin was down my head was down my arms were up I walked right through those missing shots and got the takedown

Now you are just flat out lying.

You got rocked by the right and then stumbled for a take down.

(https://i.postimg.cc/RhgkByjS/CLEGGBOMB-Copy.gif)

You are saying this shot did not connect?
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Rambone on January 17, 2024, 05:38:11 AM
"You fat pig"  :D

Another cheap shot by Clegg trying to get underneath a bodybuilder’s skin
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: IroNat on January 17, 2024, 05:38:44 AM
Bhanky,

You suck as a wrestler.

This is how you take someone down.

:17

Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: webstar on January 17, 2024, 05:41:11 AM
Another cheap shot by Clegg trying to get underneath a bodybuilder’s skin

Clegg, must not know about undershirts bunching up and undigested food.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 17, 2024, 05:49:24 AM
Bhanky,

You suck as a wrestler.

This is how you take someone down.

:17



I attempted 2 takedowns and I got 2 takedowns my takedowns are great more importantly once taken down I kept go down until the end of the round. He never came close to being able to get back up
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Rambone on January 17, 2024, 05:50:10 AM
Clegg, must not know about undershirts bunching up and undigested food.

Imagine the stretch marks on Clegg’s soft, white underbelly? He’s just jealous
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: BB on January 17, 2024, 05:52:33 AM
(https://i.postimg.cc/vmG1R92y/0.jpg)

(https://i.postimg.cc/7Y6hNwGH/6.jpg)

(https://i.postimg.cc/2SxzptBc/4.jpg)

(https://i.postimg.cc/KvHShy98/6-Copy.jpg)

(https://i.postimg.cc/MpBQyqNc/7.jpg)

(https://i.postimg.cc/dt1RTMJd/9.jpg)

(https://i.postimg.cc/5t3j303t/2.jpg).

Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Flexacon on January 17, 2024, 05:52:51 AM
Now you are just flat out lying.

You got rocked by the right and then stumbled for a take down.

(https://i.postimg.cc/RhgkByjS/CLEGGBOMB-Copy.gif)

You are saying this shot did not connect?

It's a photoshop
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 17, 2024, 05:53:43 AM
Anyway I even offered  to drop to 205lbs for the rematch and he said 185lbs if I want it. I can’t make 185lbs. So let’s stop pretending this guy wants a rematch because he doesn’t. He also claims not to have the fight video lol so whatever Jamie can continue to pretend he did something.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: webstar on January 17, 2024, 05:55:30 AM
Anyway I even offered  to drop to 205lbs for the rematch and he said 185lbs if I want it. I can’t make 185lbs. So let’s stop pretending this guy wants a rematch because he doesn’t. He also claims not to have the fight video lol so whatever Jamie can continue to pretend he did something.

(https://i.postimg.cc/RhgkByjS/CLEGGBOMB-Copy.gif)

Agreed, just completely rocked you with the right hand.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: BB on January 17, 2024, 05:57:14 AM
Anyway I even offered  to drop to 205lbs for the rematch and he said 185lbs if I want it. I can’t make 185lbs. So let’s stop pretending this guy wants a rematch because he doesn’t. He also claims not to have the fight video lol so whatever Jamie can continue to pretend he did something.

You wrestled, you could make #185 if you tried.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 17, 2024, 06:04:20 AM
(https://i.postimg.cc/RhgkByjS/CLEGGBOMB-Copy.gif)

Agreed, just completely rocked you with the right hand.

The left arm is up and on the inside of his right blocking he didn’t rock anything he just extended with a whiff and then got walked down and taken down it’s a 10 minute fight let’s watch if all I beat his ass. I am more than willing to do it again but he knows I can’t make 185
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: dj181 on January 17, 2024, 06:04:31 AM
Imagine the stretch marks on Clegg’s soft, white underbelly? He’s just jealous

That's a great YouTube channel

One of the best episodes was the interview with a john Wayne the killer clown 🤡 gacys victim
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Krankenstein on January 17, 2024, 06:10:53 AM
Anyway I even offered  to drop to 205lbs for the rematch and he said 185lbs if I want it. I can’t make 185lbs. So let’s stop pretending this guy wants a rematch because he doesn’t. He also claims not to have the fight video lol so whatever Jamie can continue to pretend he did something.

1) Where is you admission that the screen shot of the fight WASN'T a photoshop??  Conveniently skipped that one didn't you?

2) So you want him to GAIN 20lbs and you just take a couple shits, lose 10lbs, and that's fair?

3) Can you imagine yourself in a WWII prison camp?   I bet everything I have that you undoubtedly would make 185.   Oh wait, I think you wouldn't because the prisoners would be BEGGING for you to be the first to go to the showers
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Hulkotron on January 17, 2024, 06:14:02 AM
Was the previous fight a heavyweight fight?
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: 38 returns on January 17, 2024, 06:14:49 AM
Anyway I even offered  to drop to 205lbs for the rematch and he said 185lbs if I want it. I can’t make 185lbs. So let’s stop pretending this guy wants a rematch because he doesn’t. He also claims not to have the fight video lol so whatever Jamie can continue to pretend he did something.

what more can you do?

make weight.

but you won't because you are scared


he connected with a half arsed right, your legs dipped. you then stumbled forward holding on for dear life

we can all see it
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Dave D on January 17, 2024, 06:15:08 AM
Spoke to Clegg he is unwilling to rematch at Heavyweight or 205lbs says he wants me to cut to 185lbs for the rematch which I can't make so he doesn't want it

No one  believes you.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: webstar on January 17, 2024, 06:28:06 AM
The left arm is up and on the inside of his right blocking he didn’t rock anything he just extended with a whiff and then got walked down and taken down it’s a 10 minute fight let’s watch if all I beat his ass. I am more than willing to do it again but he knows I can’t make 185

lol come on now Brian,

he hit you with a clear right. You are literally stumbling.

Why not fight him at 185?
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Rambone on January 17, 2024, 06:30:57 AM
Anyway I even offered  to drop to 205lbs for the rematch and he said 185lbs if I want it. I can’t make 185lbs. So let’s stop pretending this guy wants a rematch because he doesn’t. He also claims not to have the fight video lol so whatever Jamie can continue to pretend he did something.

He should meet you halfway. A bitch move by fat-body Clegg IMO. Can he at least tape his neck for us to confirm that he is in fact a “pencil neck”?
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Rambone on January 17, 2024, 06:32:04 AM
That's a great YouTube channel

One of the best episodes was the interview with a john Wayne the killer clown 🤡 gacys victim

I enjoyed the divorce lawyer one. I saw the thumb for this one but didn’t click. Soon.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Grape Ape on January 17, 2024, 06:35:16 AM
1) Where is you admission that the screen shot of the fight WASN'T a photoshop??  Conveniently skipped that one didn't you?


That's the only reason for the video clip's release.

Still has not happened.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Never1AShow on January 17, 2024, 06:39:02 AM
How dare he enforce the rules. He should have waited a couple of minutes for your ass to catch your breath and maybe even bring you some "delta-8" and warm pussy.

Hanky demanded a doctor. Why is this always ignored?  I’m too lazy to dig out the old posts about this where he admitted the shoulder issue played a role.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: BB on January 17, 2024, 06:39:37 AM
Clegg / Hankins probably won't happen, I'm just going to tell my kids this was it -

(https://i.postimg.cc/Gp8YPpxY/rpxZMK.gif).
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Dave D on January 17, 2024, 06:40:00 AM
That's the only reason for the video clip's release.

Still has not happened.

What’s odd is he said he walked through the punches but it looks like he walked into them and stumbled forward and grasping for his life.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Never1AShow on January 17, 2024, 06:41:41 AM
bhanks credibility on matters like this is limited given that he continues to claim photos and videos of himself that he personally posted are modified/edited when others repost those same media.
He’s no Rhodes Scholar
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: webstar on January 17, 2024, 06:42:35 AM
Hanky demanded a doctor. Why is this always ignored?  I’m too lazy to dig out the old posts about this where he admitted the shoulder issue played a role.

Will wait for Detective Delon LLP to post the proof.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 17, 2024, 06:43:27 AM
Was the previous fight a heavyweight fight?

Correct I weighed in at 226lbs for that fight

I was 215lbs this am and I am clearly single digit body fat I can not make 185lbs. I am willing to cut to 205lbs. I would prefer to fight at heavyweight. 185 is not a realistic option I can not make that weight
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: webstar on January 17, 2024, 06:46:46 AM
Correct I weighed in at 226lbs for that fight

This was when you were working in DC traveling to work and eating McDonalds a few times a day correct?
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: BB on January 17, 2024, 06:48:00 AM
Correct I weighed in at 226lbs for that fight

I was 215lbs this am and I am clearly single digit body fat I can not make 185lbs. I am willing to cut to 205lbs. I would prefer to fight at heavyweight. 185 is not a realistic option I can not make that weight

Split the difference - #195.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Never1AShow on January 17, 2024, 06:48:41 AM
I offered to fight at heavyweight or 205lbs he then says only at 185lbs I can not make 185lbs not sure what else I can do.

Why are these reply texts different shades of blue?
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 17, 2024, 06:48:49 AM
No one  believes you.

They don’t need to I posted screenshots of our conversation
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: 38 returns on January 17, 2024, 06:49:39 AM
Correct I weighed in at 226lbs for that fight

I was 215lbs this am and I am clearly single digit body fat I can not make 185lbs. I am willing to cut to 205lbs. I would prefer to fight at heavyweight. 185 is not a realistic option I can not make that weight

but i thought you were. a master of the cut and could lose 40 lb in 3 weeks ?

was that another lie?

why not do 195?
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 17, 2024, 06:51:01 AM
but i thought you were. a master of the cut and could lose 40 lb in 3 weeks ?

was that another lie?

why not do 195?

Because I was 215lbs this am with no fat on my godamn body what am I supposed to do cut off a leg?
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: tatoo on January 17, 2024, 06:52:53 AM
Because I was 215lbs this am with no fat on my godamn body what am I supposed to do cut off a leg?

probably both legs in ur case hankins
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: BB on January 17, 2024, 06:54:26 AM
Because I was 215lbs this am with no fat on my godamn body what am I supposed to do cut off a leg?

We both know you'd be #195 with 3 good shits, and a skipped meal.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: 38 returns on January 17, 2024, 06:58:01 AM
hankins clearly doesn t want it

he even wants vlegg to organise it

as he does with eveery fight on here he adds conditions he knows nobody is going to comply with to claim a victory.

the art of fighting without fighting*



*taken from Enter the gaping anus'
starring b hankins and p spalding
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 17, 2024, 06:58:49 AM
We both know you'd be #195 with 3 good shits, and a skipped meal.

I am also dry right now my ankles and feet are vascular I am not holding water. 205lbs would be difficult to make right now. 185lbs is simply not possible. I can’t make that. I have gotten sick anytime I have tried to go down to 200. The fight was at heavyweight why would the rematch be at 185? Anyway I am not cutting to 185 that is way past hospital weight and nowhere near fighting weight. I also wouldn’t make it I would be in the hospital on an iv drip before I got there
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 17, 2024, 07:00:08 AM
hankins clearly doesn t want it

he even wants vlegg to organise it

as he does with eveery fight on here he adds conditions he knows nobody is going to comply with to claim a victory.

the art of fighting without fighting*



*taken from Enter the gaping anus'
starring b hankins and p spalding

The only person making a condition that can’t be  complied with is Jamie. I am not a 185lbs. I can’t make that.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: 38 returns on January 17, 2024, 07:03:41 AM
your convincing yourself brian you arent convincing anyone on here
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: 38 returns on January 17, 2024, 07:07:26 AM
also brian why was your footwork so abjectly laughably shit?

you've never boxed have you?
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: webstar on January 17, 2024, 07:32:55 AM
I am also dry right now my ankles and feet are vascular I am not holding water. 205lbs would be difficult to make right now. 185lbs is simply not possible. I can’t make that. I have gotten sick anytime I have tried to go down to 200. The fight was at heavyweight why would the rematch be at 185? Anyway I am not cutting to 185 that is way past hospital weight and nowhere near fighting weight. I also wouldn’t make it I would be in the hospital on an iv drip before I got there

Why do you think you would be in the hospital?
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 17, 2024, 07:34:49 AM
also brian why was your footwork so abjectly laughably shit?

you've never boxed have you?

Because I am not trying to box him. I am simply blocking and grabbing. My footwork and technique was effective by all means let’s watch the entire video. You think I am out of position to box and you are correct I am also out of position to be hit by a boxer. My footwork was great I avoided the shots and got the takedown.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Dave D on January 17, 2024, 07:35:46 AM
They don’t need to I posted screenshots of our conversation

Thanks for sharing this; this conversation shows how you see reality.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: webstar on January 17, 2024, 07:38:59 AM
Because I am not trying to box him. I am simply blocking and grabbing. My footwork and technique was effective by all means let’s watch the entire video. You think I am out of position to box and you are correct I am also out of position to be hit by a boxer. My footwork was great I avoided the shots and got the takedown.

Which shot did you avoid? the one that stunned you?
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 17, 2024, 07:45:19 AM
Which shot did you avoid? the one that stunned you?

None of that shot did a damn thing. Here is an idea let me know when you are ready to fight. I am ready but I am a heavyweight.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: webstar on January 17, 2024, 07:57:43 AM
None of that shot did a damn thing. Here is an idea let me know when you are ready to fight. I am ready but I am a heavyweight.

Why not just cut to 185 and prove everyone wrong.. You let a person shaped like a bowling pin wobble you and then beat you.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: 38 returns on January 17, 2024, 07:58:57 AM
Brian will never fight anyone on here

He will make excuses conditions and rules that he would change if you complied

There is a reason this is the only board he is on everyone else bans him
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 17, 2024, 08:00:35 AM
Brian will never fight anyone on here

He will make excuses conditions and rules that he would change if you complied

There is a reason this is the only board he is on everyone else bans him

I will fight any idiot I’m the world that says some dumb shit to me in real life
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Hulkotron on January 17, 2024, 08:00:55 AM
It is pretty hard to get banned on getbig.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 17, 2024, 08:01:36 AM
It is pretty hard to get banned on getbig.

Not really just point out chaos can’t bench 275lbs
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Walter Sobchak on January 17, 2024, 08:08:33 AM
Correct I weighed in at 226lbs for that fight

I was 215lbs this am and I am clearly single digit body fat I can not make 185lbs. I am willing to cut to 205lbs. I would prefer to fight at heavyweight. 185 is not a realistic option I can not make that weight

If you get off the PEDs you can make 185 in a month.

You will be able to make 165 in two months.

Man the fuck up for once in your life.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: beakdoctor on January 17, 2024, 08:09:49 AM
I will fight any idiot I’m the world that says some dumb shit to me in real life

I'm certain you would. I'm absolutely certain you would.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Rambone on January 17, 2024, 08:12:14 AM
It’s clear that Bhanks is battle ready, yet Clegg is coming up with any excuse in the book to squirm out of this one. Sad!
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: GymnJuice on January 17, 2024, 08:16:51 AM
It is physically impossible for Hanky to weigh less than 200 lbs.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Hulkotron on January 17, 2024, 08:20:00 AM
Wasn't bhanks 191 lbs at the bb show he bailed on halfway through because he had to go to work?
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Walter Sobchak on January 17, 2024, 08:20:15 AM
It is physically impossible for Hanky to weigh less than 200 lbs.

He will be under 200 lbs in no time without his drug use.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: BB on January 17, 2024, 08:21:08 AM
The only person making a condition that can’t be  complied with is Jamie. I am not a 185lbs. I can’t make that.

Technically, he is the champeen and you are the challenger. He doesn't need to meet your demands. He's proven himself in combat.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Grape Ape on January 17, 2024, 08:23:09 AM
For all the bravado of how he'd kick anyone's ass who disrespects him "to his face", Clegg did just that and there will be no follow up.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Walter Sobchak on January 17, 2024, 08:26:18 AM
For all the bravado of how he'd kick anyone's ass who disrespects him "to his face", Clegg did just that and there will be no follow up.

Imagine if both fighters had to be 6 months drug free for the rematch….
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Dave D on January 17, 2024, 08:28:44 AM
Was Hankins cane useage a result of the beating Clegg put on him?
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Grape Ape on January 17, 2024, 08:38:50 AM
Imagine if both fighters had to be 6 months drug free for the rematch….

Easy to imagine Clegg.

Not so easy for his opponent, who would have to work hard to be ready.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: webstar on January 17, 2024, 08:41:27 AM
For all the bravado of how he'd kick anyone's ass who disrespects him "to his face", Clegg did just that and there will be no follow up.

LOL, love coke bottle Clegg calling Brian a fat pig
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Krankenstein on January 17, 2024, 08:49:20 AM
1) Where is you admission that the screen shot of the fight WASN'T a photoshop??  Conveniently skipped that one didn't you?

2) So you want him to GAIN 20lbs and you just take a couple shits, lose 10lbs, and that's fair?

3) Can you imagine yourself in a WWII prison camp?   I bet everything I have that you undoubtedly would make 185.   Oh wait, I think you wouldn't because the prisoners would be BEGGING for you to be the first to go to the showers

I am also dry right now my ankles and feet are vascular I am not holding water. 205lbs would be difficult to make right now. 185lbs is simply not possible. I can’t make that. I have gotten sick anytime I have tried to go down to 200. The fight was at heavyweight why would the rematch be at 185? Anyway I am not cutting to 185 that is way past hospital weight and nowhere near fighting weight. I also wouldn’t make it I would be in the hospital on an iv drip before I got there

Hospital weight.....whatever.   

At LEAST answer #1 from above you delusional fuck

You got sick because you've used pharmaceuticals.......ca rtoon dogs ring a bell?
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 17, 2024, 08:49:35 AM
For all the bravado of how he'd kick anyone's ass who disrespects him "to his face", Clegg did just that and there will be no follow up.

I can’t make 185lbs you dumb fuck and again clegg sent me a message online he sure as fuck didn’t call me any names to my face
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Cook on January 17, 2024, 08:50:37 AM
For all the bravado of how he'd kick anyone's ass who disrespects him "to his face", Clegg did just that and there will be no follow up.
yeah somehow he lived to see tomorrow .But Clegg is no ordinary man he is a hanky destroying machine
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 17, 2024, 08:52:11 AM
I am in shape and ready to go but yeah I am heavyweight calling me out at 185 just means you don’t want the fight
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: webstar on January 17, 2024, 08:52:48 AM
I can’t make 185lbs you dumb fuck and again clegg sent me a message online he sure as fuck didn’t call me any names to my face

why not post the entire conversation?
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: BB on January 17, 2024, 08:57:16 AM
and again clegg sent me a message online he sure as fuck didn’t call me any names to my face

Technically, he did beat you. And Clegg seems like a good sportsman, he probably didn't want to hurt your feelings face to face.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Grape Ape on January 17, 2024, 08:57:18 AM
I can’t make 185lbs you dumb fuck and again clegg sent me a message online he sure as fuck didn’t call me any names to my face

Go off test, you'll make it.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Flexacon on January 17, 2024, 09:03:43 AM
LOL, love coke bottle Clegg calling Brian a fat pig

Subcutaneous (safety) fat is clearly superior to visceral fat

(https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=688213.0;attach=1484231;image)
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: webstar on January 17, 2024, 09:07:03 AM
Subcutaneous (safety) fat is clearly superior to visceral fat

(https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=688213.0;attach=1484231;image)

Brian, what was your cycle in this pic?

2000 mg test/ trt dose
3 iu GH?
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Flexacon on January 17, 2024, 09:08:53 AM
People must be forgetting that Clegg actually set up a fight with Hanky a year or 2 back when he was a promoter. Hanky then made all kinds of impossible and convoluted stipulations to worm out of the fight.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: 38 returns on January 17, 2024, 09:09:17 AM
Brian

I asked you have never boxed?

Any chance of a response?
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: hench on January 17, 2024, 09:27:22 AM
Yea it's laughable, for example Christian bale dropped to 120lbs at 6'2" for the machinist and back up to 205lbs pretty quick for batman summin by not eating and laying off the drugs then jumping back on, simple.
If you get off the PEDs you can make 185 in a month.

You will be able to make 165 in two months.

Man the fuck up for once in your life.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: illuminati on January 17, 2024, 09:38:14 AM
FFS

1, Why is this Obnoxious Lying Khvnt Bianca Bhanky still not booted
off Getbig for good.

2. Why are so many Still responding to him as if he is a normal/decent/
sensible/ poster - he's just deliberately winding you up & playing with you  ::)

3. Ridicule & Abuse him by all means . just don't expect any Honest or
Straight answer from the 200lbs+ sack of Shit.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: beakdoctor on January 17, 2024, 09:39:42 AM
Imagine if both fighters had to be 6 months drug free for the rematch….

This raises a great point and further undermines Brian's false bravado. Brian was on a host of PEDS while Clegg clearly was not chemically enhanced.

C'mon man! How many advantages and excuses do you need?
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Krankenstein on January 17, 2024, 09:40:57 AM
I can’t make 185lbs you dumb fuck and again clegg sent me a message online he sure as fuck didn’t call me any names to my face

You're all drugs......gonna kick my ass for saying that?
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Rambone on January 17, 2024, 09:46:04 AM
If this goes down, Clegg better schedule his dent removal service ASAP
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: The Scott on January 17, 2024, 09:47:55 AM
I can’t make 185lbs you dumb fuck and again clegg sent me a message online he sure as fuck didn’t call me any names to my face

Wow.  It's like your a demi-god.  Or a demi-moore.  Wow.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: beakdoctor on January 17, 2024, 09:51:42 AM
The official name of this picture is:

The humble victor and the sore loser.

One day it will be looked back on as a social commentary.  Similar to works like "Gin Lane and Beer Alley" or "A Harlots Progress."

There could be a series of pictorials featuring Bhank satiring the 'Toxic Male' or 'The Progress of Delusion' or 'The Power of Denial.' Each one a lesson that a fool failed to learn.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: IroNat on January 17, 2024, 10:00:10 AM
Bhanky is a fraud.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Rambone on January 17, 2024, 10:01:39 AM
Bhanky is a fraud.

(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/11/d2/76/11d2763a3d7020732006dbe78af8ff24.png)
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: poonhead on January 17, 2024, 10:14:59 AM
Dude stepped into a cage.  Most will never dare.
 
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Coach is Back! on January 17, 2024, 10:20:06 AM
Dude stepped into a cage.  Most will never dare.

I’m going with this.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: webstar on January 17, 2024, 10:22:59 AM
Dude stepped into a cage.  Most will never dare.

the crazy thing is, he used a cane to walk to the cage.

credit where credit is due. That is probably why he was wobbled.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Grape Ape on January 17, 2024, 10:27:23 AM
I’m going with this.

I tried that a while ago.

I didn't take.

So CLEGGBOMB! it is.

But a key point was made - in that fight, Hankins was all drugged up, and Clegg was natural, or got ripped off from his dealer.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: wazhazbin on January 17, 2024, 10:39:15 AM
People must be forgetting that Clegg actually set up a fight with Hanky a year or 2 back when he was a promoter. Hanky then made all kinds of impossible and convoluted stipulations to worm out of the fight.

i know..

hank kept saying anywhere anytime and clegg set it up.

all of a sudden brian says he wouldn't pass the medical
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: webstar on January 17, 2024, 10:44:37 AM
People must be forgetting that Clegg actually set up a fight with Hanky a year or 2 back when he was a promoter. Hanky then made all kinds of impossible and convoluted stipulations to worm out of the fight.

Bullshit, a Get bigger reached out to Clegg a few
Months ago and he said he would love to beat a juice head again.

You pussied out as usual

Remember that?

Claimed you didn’t have the time or money to travel and fight him
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: BEEFCAKE on January 17, 2024, 10:44:41 AM
Brian, what was your cycle in this pic?

2000 mg test/ trt dose
3 iu GH?

he was on tren , thats why he gassed so fast...


there is no way bryan could look that dry on 2 grams of test , he doesnt have the discipline
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: BEEFCAKE on January 17, 2024, 10:47:55 AM
I tried that a while ago.

I didn't take.

So CLEGGBOMB! it is.

But a key point was made - in that fight, Hankins was all drugged up, and Clegg was natural, or got ripped off from his dealer.

being juiced up in a fight is a double edged sword , this fight being a prime example
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: beakdoctor on January 17, 2024, 10:51:52 AM
I’m going with this.

Then again some have. Well at least a ring and a mat.

For the most part you have to give him some credit for competing in the cage and on stage. But then he completely disrespects both disciplines by his behavior.  Which is more of a spoiled dilettante. Insulting competitors,  not acknowledging formal outcomes. Like some rich kid with a hobby and not someone taking it seriously.

Strength and physique shows are one thing, everyone is going to be juiced up but partaking in combat sports while on boatloads of gear? If it were a real organization he'd have a life suspension for his antics and drug use. Listen to the way he talks, if he had the chance you know he's the type to pounce unnecessarily on a downed or unconscious opponent. I mean just showing up on that much gear shows he's acting in bad faith.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: BEEFCAKE on January 17, 2024, 10:55:19 AM
%50 of getbiggers have been in a ring or a cage , we just keep are mouths shut about it because our careers where a wash

bhanky likes to brag about his failures in life as if they are victorys...
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Hulkotron on January 17, 2024, 10:59:32 AM
Coach has been on stage many times and looked far better (nh) than bhanks ever did but you don't see him running his mouth on how superior he is to the unwashed getbig masses.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Krankenstein on January 17, 2024, 11:50:26 AM
Come on Brian.....ADMIT you were wrong about the photoshopping of the in-cage pics.   You do this ALLLLLLL the fucking time.   Stop being a pussy and say the words : fine, it wasn't photoshopped.  I was wrong.

You don't have the balls to do it.....pussy
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Skeletor on January 17, 2024, 12:04:00 PM
It is physically impossible for Hanky to weigh less than 200 lbs.

In fact it is one of his many ailments:

68. Medically too lean


Maybe we should add that to the list as well: got sick anytime he tried to go down to 200 lbs

(185 is way past hospital weight for bhank)
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Sandrock on January 17, 2024, 12:11:56 PM
Could hanky even pass a physical to be allowed to fight?  Or would they not test in this case?  The guy's goddamn blood pressure is 200/160.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Sandrock on January 17, 2024, 12:13:01 PM
Nome of that shit connect I walked right through him and took him down notice the video cuts as soon as I get a hold of him what do you think happens after I get a hold of him lol

I assume you got an erection.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Dave D on January 17, 2024, 12:13:24 PM
Dude stepped into a cage.  Most will never dare.

Aveshar stepped into the cage; why dont we sing his praises?

Hankins will throw down, his erased "arrest" record proves that as well, what's the point?

Pellius fought a bum, he was mocked. He defended himself against another human and he was ridiculed; but he was willing to throw fists.....

Something is mentally off with hankins, that should not be celebrated.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: BB on January 17, 2024, 12:19:22 PM
From BHank's "Icarus" Pro Muscle account -

"I am not a giant OG Vet however the thread looked fun so I decided to participate. As such I will keep my answers short.

1. How did you start training and what age? Stats then.

I had a hollow bar and 4 4lb red coated cement weights I got for xmas when I was in 2nd grade? I wanted them after watching Conan and seeing a Mr Olympia on TV. Platz was in it. I would just do curls and floor bench presses with it. I eventually got more weight and another bar.

Unfortunately, I then went into wrestling and spent a decade including puberty dieting. I wrestled 103lbs my freshman year and 145lbs my senior year. I then lifted pretty serious during college and went from 170-225lbs. I took a year off then lifted again in the Army then had some digestive issues got a job and didn't lift much for a decade. Got back into it mid-thirties then got injured had a bad break up lost most of my gains by 40 and now at 46 I am in a good place mentally and physically and getting them back."


So BHank can weigh under #200, he's just dodging the man, the myth, THE LEGEND - J Clegg!
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Dave D on January 17, 2024, 12:20:39 PM
From BHank's "Icarus" Pro Muscle account -

"I am not a giant OG Vet however the thread looked fun so I decided to participate. As such I will keep my answers short.

1. How did you start training and what age? Stats then.

I had a hollow bar and 4 4lb red coated cement weights I got for xmas when I was in 2nd grade? I wanted them after watching Conan and seeing a Mr Olympia on TV. Platz was in it. I would just do curls and floor bench presses with it. I eventually got more weight and another bar.

Unfortunately, I then went into wrestling and spent a decade including puberty dieting. I wrestled 103lbs my freshman year and 145lbs my senior year. I then lifted pretty serious during college and went from 170-225lbs. I took a year off then lifted again in the Army then had some digestive issues got a job and didn't lift much for a decade. Got back into it mid-thirties then got injured had a bad break up lost most of my gains by 40 and now at 46 I am in a good place mentally and physically and getting them back."


So BHank can weigh under #200, he's just dodging the man, the myth, THE LEGEND - J Clegg!

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha

This dude owns himself constantly.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Skeletor on January 17, 2024, 12:30:06 PM
I assume you got an erection.

Hahaha!
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: 38 returns on January 17, 2024, 01:09:16 PM
notice how on his icarus post he doesnt mention anything about not being able ot walk in the army etc etc etc, no snowboarding, no mensa, no school fights, no rhodes scholar, etc etc etc
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 17, 2024, 01:19:26 PM
Could hanky even pass a physical to be allowed to fight?  Or would they not test in this case?  The guy's goddamn blood pressure is 200/160.

Is anyone going to sanction to guys in their mid 40s more importantly who would pay to see it? Clegg can have his victory. I am not cutting an ounce I like my current condition and size. But if you guys actually watch the entire fight I do more damage than Clegg by a wide margin. But it was 15 years ago who cares now anyway.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 17, 2024, 01:22:04 PM
From BHank's "Icarus" Pro Muscle account -

"I am not a giant OG Vet however the thread looked fun so I decided to participate. As such I will keep my answers short.

1. How did you start training and what age? Stats then.

I had a hollow bar and 4 4lb red coated cement weights I got for xmas when I was in 2nd grade? I wanted them after watching Conan and seeing a Mr Olympia on TV. Platz was in it. I would just do curls and floor bench presses with it. I eventually got more weight and another bar.

Unfortunately, I then went into wrestling and spent a decade including puberty dieting. I wrestled 103lbs my freshman year and 145lbs my senior year. I then lifted pretty serious during college and went from 170-225lbs. I took a year off then lifted again in the Army then had some digestive issues got a job and didn't lift much for a decade. Got back into it mid-thirties then got injured had a bad break up lost most of my gains by 40 and now at 46 I am in a good place mentally and physically and getting them back."


So BHank can weigh under #200, he's just dodging the man, the myth, THE LEGEND - J Clegg!

I was a teenager the last time I weighed 185lbs I can’t make that now and I am not going to kill myself trying I would rather fight two cleggs than try and make 185lbs. I wouldn’t make it and I would be hospitalized trying

I know how to dehydrate and make weight but I am way bigger now I can’t dehydrate to 185lbs I am dry now
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Krankenstein on January 17, 2024, 01:28:48 PM
I was a teenager the last time I weighed 185lbs I can’t make that now and I am not going to kill myself trying I would rather fight two cleggs than try and make 185lbs. I wouldn’t make it and I would be hospitalized trying

I know how to dehydrate and make weight but I am way bigger now I can’t dehydrate to 185lbs I am dry now


What medical condition / affliction do you have that causes you to die if you drop below this magical number of 195?  190?

I couldn't find anything in Guyton's textbook of Physiology or my 2024 CURRENT Medical Diagnosis and Treatment book
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: 38 returns on January 17, 2024, 01:31:22 PM
Brian have you ever boxed before?

third time of asking so safe to assume the man who knows all about boxing knows erm nothing about boxing.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Flexacon on January 17, 2024, 01:31:29 PM
I was a teenager the last time I weighed 185lbs I can’t make that now and I am not going to kill myself trying I would rather fight two cleggs than try and make 185lbs. I wouldn’t make it and I would be hospitalized trying

I know how to dehydrate and make weight but I am way bigger now I can’t dehydrate to 185lbs I am dry now

No you are not. Your kidneys are failing and have permanently swollen ankles and feet.

And don't post a picture of your disgusting fungal infected feet to try prove otherwise.

Sick of your lies
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Skeletor on January 17, 2024, 01:31:57 PM
I was a teenager the last time I weighed 185lbs I can’t make that now and I am not going to kill myself trying I would rather fight two cleggs than try and make 185lbs. I wouldn’t make it and I would be hospitalized trying

I know how to dehydrate and make weight but I am way bigger now I can’t dehydrate to 185lbs I am dry now

Instead of fighting two Cleggs, how about fighting him with one arm? Your right arm is atrophied anyway so you wouldn't have much of a disadvantage.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 17, 2024, 01:34:07 PM
No you are not. Your kidneys are failing and have permanently swollen ankles and feet.

And don't post a picture of your disgusting fungal infected feet to try prove otherwise.

Sick of your lies

I have no swelling in my ankles or feet right now they are vascular. I am watching them for changes that is the Canary in the coal mine but so far so good. I do believe it is a multi factor issue right now I am doing several things right to prevent an issue but yeah I am watching them.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: 38 returns on January 17, 2024, 01:35:06 PM
Is anyone going to sanction to guys in their mid 40s more importantly who would pay to see it? Clegg can have his victory. I am not cutting an ounce I like my current condition and size. But if you guys actually watch the entire fight I do more damage than Clegg by a wide margin. But it was 15 years ago who cares now anyway.


and here is the man who will fight anyone antywhere anytime ensures he fights no-one, nowhere, never.

'the fight wasnt sanctioned'

'nobody paid to watch it'


fucking fraud
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 17, 2024, 01:36:27 PM
Typically I have been trying to avoid too much sodium but I love me some soy sauce was in the city today so grabbed some sushi
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: 38 returns on January 17, 2024, 01:37:22 PM
have you ever boxed brian?
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Sandrock on January 17, 2024, 01:38:15 PM
Is anyone going to sanction to guys in their mid 40s more importantly who would pay to see it? Clegg can have his victory. I am not cutting an ounce I like my current condition and size. But if you guys actually watch the entire fight I do more damage than Clegg by a wide margin. But it was 15 years ago who cares now anyway.

getbiggers would pay to see it.

CLEGG 3:16
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 17, 2024, 01:40:36 PM
have you ever boxed brian?

Have I trained boxing yes have I competed as a boxer no
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 17, 2024, 01:44:04 PM
 ::)So here is the real issue went by the new place today.  I need to either put my gym equipment upstairs in this finished room or put it in the garage with my car and garage stuff

Do I put a gym upstairs or do I put stuff it in the garage?
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 17, 2024, 01:47:41 PM
Idiots put that test stain on the floor then tried to sand it down and it didn’t exactly work but I guess they will figure it out we want a lighter clear stain so I guess they can just keep sanding. Just seems dumb to have done that on the living room floor instead of wood not on floor
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: 38 returns on January 17, 2024, 01:54:58 PM
Have I trained boxing yes have I competed as a boxer no

typical brian semantics

training could mean hitting a bag or a woman in your house

have you been a member of a boxing club brian and trained there over a period of time ?

NO

THATS THE ANSWER

thatd why you cnat fight and your school fight story is even more laughable

nobody cares about your house
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 17, 2024, 02:24:29 PM
typical brian semantics

training could mean hitting a bag or a woman in your house

have you been a member of a boxing club brian and trained there over a period of time ?

NO

THATS THE ANSWER

thatd why you cnat fight and your school fight story is even more laughable

nobody cares about your house

I have trained boxing. I have sparred boxing I was not trying to box in the 3 second clip you saw I was blocking and grabbing which I did successfully my footwork was great I could not have written it better it went exactly as planned. Wait until he throws then go in and grab I took several steps if you watch closely. The takedown followed but of course that is why it is only a 3 second clip. You need someone willing to box you. I didn’t have to box Clegg.I also wasn’t going to shoot a single leg it was Greco clench grab trip throw and it worked both rounds. I feel very confident in my ability to whoop anyone’s ass I need to whoop.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 17, 2024, 02:36:58 PM
Like who is ever really going to try and fight me? How many people are sitting around doing yeah he gassed after 2 rounds of MMA and is only 215lbs with a nasty attitude and a giant chip on his shoulder let me be the guy to fight him. Jamie bragged about me not being able to finish him not about doing anything to me. And yeah I am still a little pissed about. I  also mad I didn’t get sent back from Kosovo for the team trial and that I didn’t get to participate in the post season wrestling my senior year of high school and every other perceived injustice the last damn near 50 years do any of you want to be the guy to start some dumb shit with me? Fuck no you don’t I am trying to be a better person but I am not the one

If you see me at the Olympia smile and be nice
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: 38 returns on January 17, 2024, 02:40:28 PM
'my footwork was great'


tell me you've never boxed before without telling em you've never boxed before.

but it adds up. you boasted about never being pinged. its because outside of arse sniffing you've never been in a fight with anyone who actually wanted to fight. and when you have like your 3 mma 'fights' you lost each one. you are a bluffer brian. you've just proved it to anyone who has ever fought. your response to bein ghit was to put your head down and not look at the punches. this is a first time in a gym mistake. you held clegg round the waist to keep on your feet and your knees dipped when you took the shot. ANYONE against you just needs to land one shot and its over for you. you panic because its new to you.


your words are as empty as the space where your thighs should be in your joggers.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: 38 returns on January 17, 2024, 02:42:13 PM
Like who is ever really going to try and fight me? How many people are sitting around doing yeah he gassed after 2 rounds of MMA and is only 215lbs with a nasty attitude and a giant chip on his shoulder let me be the guy to fight him. Jamie bragged about me not being able to finish him not about doing anything to me. And yeah I am still a little pissed about. I  also mad I didn’t get sent back from Kosovo for the team trial and that I didn’t get to participate in the post season wrestling my senior year of high school and every other perceived injustice the last damn near 50 years do any of you want to be the guy to start some dumb shit with me? Fuck no you don’t I am trying to be a better person but I am not the one

If you see me at the Olympia smile and be nice


Worst.
Tough.
Guy.
Ever

You ducked Clegg like you ducked when he hit you. You scare literally nobody. But you do provide entertainment with your walter mitty existence. Continue and dance Jester
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: webstar on January 17, 2024, 02:44:46 PM
Like who is ever really going to try and fight me? How many people are sitting around doing yeah he gassed after 2 rounds of MMA and is only 215lbs with a nasty attitude and a giant chip on his shoulder let me be the guy to fight him. Jamie bragged about me not being able to finish him not about doing anything to me. And yeah I am still a little pissed about. I  also mad I didn’t get sent back from Kosovo for the team trial and that I didn’t get to participate in the post season wrestling my senior year of high school and every other perceived injustice the last damn near 50 years do any of you want to be the guy to start some dumb shit with me? Fuck no you don’t I am trying to be a better person but I am not the one

If you see me at the Olympia smile and be nice

You won’t do shit you coward
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: webstar on January 17, 2024, 02:45:55 PM
::)So here is the real issue went by the new place today.  I need to either put my gym equipment upstairs in this finished room or put it in the garage with my car and garage stuff

Do I put a gym upstairs or do I put stuff it in the garage?

Considering you have said numerous times, you can’t walk up flights of stairs. Without your knee slipping. I’m guessing the garage. Luckily for you you don’t train legs. So going up and downstairs. Post leg day is not an issue.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Grape Ape on January 17, 2024, 02:51:47 PM
The takedown followed but of course that is why it is only a 3 second clip.

No, that is not why.

The only purpose of the clip was to show you were lying when you said the picture chaos posted was a photoshop.

Which you still have not done.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 17, 2024, 02:58:18 PM
'my footwork was great'


tell me you've never boxed before without telling em you've never boxed before.

but it adds up. you boasted about never being pinged. its because outside of arse sniffing you've never been in a fight with anyone who actually wanted to fight. and when you have like your 3 mma 'fights' you lost each one. you are a bluffer brian. you've just proved it to anyone who has ever fought. your response to bein ghit was to put your head down and not look at the punches. this is a first time in a gym mistake. you held clegg round the waist to keep on your feet and your knees dipped when you took the shot. ANYONE against you just needs to land one shot and its over for you. you panic because its new to you.


your words are as empty as the space where your thighs should be in your joggers.

How do you think boxing is real fighting? Unless someone is willing to stand at arms length and trade you don’t get to box them. Who panicked I closed the distance and took him down the same I would do to you. It’s comical you seem to think I have to stand in front of you and trade jabs in a “real” fight. I. L lowered my level and got the grab there was nothing panicky about it. So slammed him I wasn’t holding on for dear life I was initiating the takedown which I got 
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 17, 2024, 02:58:55 PM
No, that is not why.

The only purpose of the clip was to show you were lying when you said the picture chaos posted was a photoshop.

Which you still have not done.

By all means put up the entire video I beat that dudes ass he brags about me not finishing him he survived a beating and then a biased ref disqualified me
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: beakdoctor on January 17, 2024, 03:03:48 PM
By all means put up the entire video I beat that dudes ass he brags about me not finishing him he survived a beating and then a biased ref disqualified me

Brian, was the picture chaos posted a photoshop?
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: 38 returns on January 17, 2024, 03:06:54 PM
By all means put up the entire video I beat that dudes ass he brags about me not finishing him he survived a beating and then a biased ref disqualified me

no brian

you were too tired to continue. you couldnnt get off your stool for the round.

Clegg played the meathead like a piano. the difference is he is still trainig at MMA you aren't. he'd fuck ypu in a round this time. he doesnt seem at all scared by you does he?
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Hulkotron on January 17, 2024, 03:07:31 PM
By all means put up the entire video I beat that dudes ass he brags about me not finishing him he survived a beating and then a biased ref disqualified me

What happened in the other two fights you lost?  Were there also biased refs?
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 17, 2024, 03:10:13 PM
no brian

you were too tired to continue. you couldnnt get off your stool for the round.

Clegg played the meathead like a piano. the difference is he is still trainig at MMA you aren't. he'd fuck ypu in a round this time. he doesnt seem at all scared by you does he?

I have offered my services at heavyweight. I even offered to drop to 205lb. I even offered to come spar at his gym. I am absolutely not going to attempt to kill myself trying to drop to 185lbs
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Flexacon on January 17, 2024, 03:11:16 PM
By all means put up the entire video I beat that dudes ass he brags about me not finishing him he survived a beating and then a biased ref disqualified me

You were DQ'ED because you "pulled out" ie YOU QUIT

I have had a lot more than 2 mma fights and I was ragdolling Jamie Clegg before I pulled out after 2 with a shoulder injury
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: BB on January 17, 2024, 03:12:44 PM
Idiots put that test stain on the floor then tried to sand it down and it didn’t exactly work but I guess they will figure it out we want a lighter clear stain so I guess they can just keep sanding. Just seems dumb to have done that on the living room floor instead of wood not on floor

(https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=690412.0;attach=1485844;image)

Damn B, they fucked your shit up! Invest in throw rugs!
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 17, 2024, 03:14:07 PM
What happened in the other two fights you lost?  Were there also biased refs?
Mother one I dislocated my shoulder on the initial takedown slam 30 seconds into the fight. I could not continue as I could not raise my left arm. The other one I got caught in a head and arm feonr headloxk and felt the same shoulder pop so I tapped. I have had 3 shoulder surgeries since then. But yeah not going to throw a lot of jabs with the bad shoulder can and will block grab and hold.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 17, 2024, 03:15:28 PM
You were DQ'ED because you "pulled out" ie YOU QUIT

It was actually the other one I had a shoulder injury I was dq in the clegg fight because I didn’t get back to the center fast enough for an overzealous ref apologies it was 15 years ago
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: GymnJuice on January 17, 2024, 03:16:44 PM
::)So here is the real issue went by the new place today.  I need to either put my gym equipment upstairs in this finished room or put it in the garage with my car and garage stuff

Do I put a gym upstairs or do I put stuff it in the garage?

Who are you kidding Hanky. Your wife won't allow a gym to take up a room of her new house. All your toys are going into the garage and long term storage.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: beakdoctor on January 17, 2024, 03:17:58 PM
You were DQ'ED because you "pulled out" ie YOU QUIT

This is where Brian is a real sociopath. He has no problem lying to himself.  First the fight was stopped die to a shoulder injury. Then he was DQ'd because he didn't stand up fast enough at the bell to start round 3. Now, he "pulled out." Haha lol. As if he bowed out gracefully. LOL.

Edit

Now I see it's actually all three!
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Skeletor on January 17, 2024, 03:22:04 PM
By all means put up the entire video I beat that dudes ass he brags about me not finishing him he survived a beating and then a biased ref disqualified me

How is that in every contest you enter the judges, promoters or referees are always biased against you? You said the same about biased judges at Mr Maui, the same about SCN and the list goes on. Have you considered that if every judge is "biased" then you are the problem, not them?
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Grape Ape on January 17, 2024, 03:25:50 PM
By all means put up the entire video I beat that dudes ass he brags about me not finishing him he survived a beating and then a biased ref disqualified me

I do not have it.

What I do have shows what chaos posted was real and not a photoshop.

Do you agree?
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: 38 returns on January 17, 2024, 03:30:11 PM
brian getting caught out lying again.

' the ref waved me off'
' i dislocated my shouder'
' i pulled out'

Brian all we know is its in the books as DQ becuase you didnt come out to fight for the third round. thats all.

its funny how in the other 2 of your three mma contests all losses - you manage to word it as if you were majetically winning when the reality is you tapped twice and were disqualified.

this doesnt marry up with the stone cold killer you present. it marries up with a fantasist realising he was oging to get hurt so running off. like he did at the BB contest.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 17, 2024, 03:32:40 PM
How is that in every contest you enter the judges, promoters or referees are always biased against you? You said the same about biased judges at Mr Maui, the same about SCN and the list goes on. Have you considered that if every judge is "biased" then you are the problem, not them?

I am an outlier. People can sense different. They hate what they can not understand. I am just better than them and they hate me for it. Someday the hyenas will come when they think this lion is old and weak and someday I may fall but not today.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: webstar on January 17, 2024, 03:32:52 PM
By all means put up the entire video I beat that dudes ass he brags about me not finishing him he survived a beating and then a biased ref disqualified me

I like how Clegg who has zero interaction with you. Basically hit the nail on the head.

You burn every bridge you cross.

Your brother
cooper
SCN
Outer Banks Gym
Sam Sulek blocked you
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 17, 2024, 03:37:13 PM
I like how Clegg who has zero interaction with you. Basically hit the nail on the head.

You burn every bridge you cross.

Your brother
cooper
SCN
Outer Banks Gym
Sam Sulek blocked you

I will most likely die by combat. I am preparing for it. Now a ripe old age with my grandkids would be nice but the monster don’t just go away they wait and bide their time. When you allow yourself to grow content and weak they will come again. Be ready I don’t know if it is a premonition or what but I feel like someday we all may have to fight for food
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: BB on January 17, 2024, 03:39:12 PM
I am an outlier. People can sense different. They hate what they can not understand. I am just better than them and they hate me for it. Someday the hyenas will come when they think this lion is old and weak and someday I may fall but not today.

I don't know fam, something tells me this wouldn't happen to Clegg -


Idiots put that test stain on the floor then tried to sand it down and it didn’t exactly work but I guess they will figure it out we want a lighter clear stain so I guess they can just keep sanding. Just seems dumb to have done that on the living room floor instead of wood not on floor

(https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=690412.0;attach=1485844;image)

It's almost like that know you're a bit--, er, not troublesome. You better not let this become some Summerboard fiasco.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 17, 2024, 03:40:46 PM
I remember hunger I promised myself I would not feel it again so to answer the question if I was a pow I would kill and eat the other inmates before I dropped to 185lbs
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: 38 returns on January 17, 2024, 03:45:05 PM
I AM A LIAR People can sense different. They hate what they can not understand. I am just better than them and they hate me for it. Someday the hyenas will come when they think this lion is old and weak and someday I may fall but not today.

AMENDED FOR ACCURACY
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: 38 returns on January 17, 2024, 03:47:15 PM
I remember hunger I promised myself I would not feel it again so to answer the question if I was a pow I would kill and eat the other inmates before I dropped to 185lbs

your not
you wouldnt
you wouldn't

you'd suck them off for your food.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: AbrahamG on January 17, 2024, 03:48:03 PM
I assume you got an erection.

LMFAO!
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Flexacon on January 17, 2024, 04:11:47 PM
(https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=682018.0;attach=1410690;image)
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: chaos on January 17, 2024, 04:12:49 PM
I will fight any idiot I’m the world that says some dumb shit to me in real life
Liar
Worst tough guy ever
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Raymondo on January 17, 2024, 04:14:01 PM
(https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=682018.0;attach=1410690;image)

Ahahahaha!
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Sandrock on January 17, 2024, 04:14:21 PM
(https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=682018.0;attach=1410690;image)

Oooooohhhhh SHIT!

Left on a stretcher with an oxygen mask!!!  What a goddamn plot twist!!!!
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Hulkotron on January 17, 2024, 04:15:03 PM
(https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=682018.0;attach=1410690;image)

 :o :o :o
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Sandrock on January 17, 2024, 04:17:41 PM
Was Clegg hanky's last fight?  Did Clegg beat Brian Healy Wood Hankins into retirement on a stretcher???
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Cook on January 17, 2024, 04:19:02 PM
(https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=682018.0;attach=1410690;image)
jfc not quite the killer he claims to be
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: 38 returns on January 17, 2024, 04:19:10 PM
(https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=682018.0;attach=1410690;image)



Fairly certain thats checkmate

Order a hearse for hankins. BURIAL!
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: 38 returns on January 17, 2024, 04:22:06 PM
So the only thing brian fights is for oxygen when he gets his arse kicked.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Krankenstein on January 17, 2024, 04:23:23 PM
Typically I have been trying to avoid too much sodium but I love me some soy sauce was in the city today so grabbed some sushi

Wow...a picture of sushi.   I am sure everyone is jealous of such a delectable feast that only the highest of high class can afford.

Fuck off liar
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Costanza on January 17, 2024, 04:23:48 PM
(https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=682018.0;attach=1410690;image)

Haha :D :D
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Krankenstein on January 17, 2024, 04:27:00 PM
Like who is ever really going to try and fight me? How many people are sitting around doing yeah he gassed after 2 rounds of MMA and is only 215lbs with a nasty attitude and a giant chip on his shoulder let me be the guy to fight him. Jamie bragged about me not being able to finish him not about doing anything to me. And yeah I am still a little pissed about. I  also mad I didn’t get sent back from Kosovo for the team trial and that I didn’t get to participate in the post season wrestling my senior year of high school and every other perceived injustice the last damn near 50 years do any of you want to be the guy to start some dumb shit with me? Fuck no you don’t I am trying to be a better person but I am not the one

If you see me at the Olympia smile and be nice

Anything I have said to you in video I would say in person.   You're a thin skinned pussy who thinks he can beat anyone up.

You really have that low of self esteem that if I said "Hey Brian, you're all drugs" you're gonna start swinging?   Or will you start pushing and then "hit me...hit me first" like all wanna be tough guys do?


Still waiting for you to admit you were WRONG about the cage video being photoshopped.   Ass clown
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Skeletor on January 17, 2024, 04:30:21 PM
(https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=682018.0;attach=1410690;image)

Hahahahaha! On a stretcher with an oxygen mask! He gassed out early because he had no conditioning but he also can't get any lighter because he will get sick. What an athlete.

Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: 38 returns on January 17, 2024, 04:32:00 PM
you'd have thought he would have decent cardio after 11,600 school fights?

national level cross country running?

olympic wrassling?

I think Shizzo would beat hankins up
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Grape Ape on January 17, 2024, 04:37:07 PM
(https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=682018.0;attach=1410690;image)

Can you post the full convo?
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: IroNat on January 17, 2024, 04:55:30 PM
::)So here is the real issue went by the new place today.  I need to either put my gym equipment upstairs in this finished room or put it in the garage with my car and garage stuff

Do I put a gym upstairs or do I put stuff it in the garage?

I think you should put heavy weights on the top floor of your new house.

Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Rambone on January 17, 2024, 05:00:29 PM
Can you post the full convo?

I don’t think this is an unreasonable request
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: BB on January 17, 2024, 05:02:49 PM
(https://i.postimg.cc/28t8GLp2/71e67m-PKk-ZL-AC-SL1500.jpg).

Hankins, how much for merch rights if Clegg / Hankins 2 happens?   
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: IroNat on January 17, 2024, 05:10:03 PM
BB is a genius.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: wazhazbin on January 17, 2024, 05:22:25 PM
I will most likely die by combat. I am preparing for it. Now a ripe old age with my grandkids would be nice but the monster don’t just go away they wait and bide their time. When you allow yourself to grow content and weak they will come again. Be ready I don’t know if it is a premonition or what but I feel like someday we all may have to fight for food

it's called being terrified of the entire world.

the agoraphobia makes sense
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: tatoo on January 17, 2024, 05:25:22 PM
I will most likely die by combat. I am preparing for it. Now a ripe old age with my grandkids would be nice but the monster don’t just go away they wait and bide their time. When you allow yourself to grow content and weak they will come again. Be ready I don’t know if it is a premonition or what but I feel like someday we all may have to fight for food

you gotta be high outta your mind hankins lmao!!! top of the food chain!!!
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: chaos on January 17, 2024, 05:33:53 PM
I will most likely die by combat.
Cowering in the corner in the fetal position.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: BEEFCAKE on January 17, 2024, 05:52:03 PM
I remember hunger I promised myself I would not feel it again
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: webstar on January 17, 2024, 06:02:13 PM
(https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=682018.0;attach=1410690;image)


Lol I forgot about being carried off in a stretcher with an oxygen mask lol.

Hankins casually won’t address that part
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: The Scott on January 17, 2024, 06:05:16 PM
Cowering in the corner in the fetal position.

Given that he's full of shit I would say the "fecal" position suits him far better.  ;D
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: The Scott on January 17, 2024, 06:15:31 PM
Dude stepped into a cage.  Most will never dare.

True.  But then he stepped in shit.  His own shit.  Gives one pause before giving praise, does it not?
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Walter Sobchak on January 17, 2024, 06:43:36 PM
Like who is ever really going to try and fight me? How many people are sitting around doing yeah he gassed after 2 rounds of MMA and is only 215lbs with a nasty attitude and a giant chip on his shoulder let me be the guy to fight him. Jamie bragged about me not being able to finish him not about doing anything to me. And yeah I am still a little pissed about. I  also mad I didn’t get sent back from Kosovo for the team trial and that I didn’t get to participate in the post season wrestling my senior year of high school and every other perceived injustice the last damn near 50 years do any of you want to be the guy to start some dumb shit with me? Fuck no you don’t I am trying to be a better person but I am not the one

If you see me at the Olympia smile and be nice

No one believes your bullshit.

You haven’t got the money to go to Vegas and no way the scarecrow is going to let you use money from her new house fund.

Your entire life is one big lie.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Never1AShow on January 17, 2024, 07:03:09 PM
You were DQ'ED because you "pulled out" ie YOU QUIT

There is is!  I knew someone would find it.  FEAR THIS MAN!


I have had a lot more than 2 mma fights and I was ragdolling Jamie Clegg before I pulled out after 2 with a shoulder injury
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: beakdoctor on January 17, 2024, 07:15:30 PM
How do you suppose Hankins defines "ragdoll"?

Were the paramedics ragdolling Hankins when they put him on the stretcher?
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: mops on January 17, 2024, 08:12:41 PM
(https://i.postimg.cc/jjbQHrWd/image316.png)
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Never1AShow on January 17, 2024, 08:26:28 PM
(https://i.postimg.cc/28t8GLp2/71e67m-PKk-ZL-AC-SL1500.jpg).

Hankins, how much for merch rights if Clegg / Hankins 2 happens?

I fought in MMA for a decade I literally fought in one of the first sanctioned events I have a lot more than 2 fights. I fought in MMA before they even called it MMA
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Never1AShow on January 17, 2024, 08:49:31 PM
Gonna leave these right here.  Round 1 Clegg is on the ground for about a minute.  2nd video begins with Clegg on the ground and only goes for 1:42 until the end but Hanky looks extremely winded and ineffectual until the bell, I can see him needing an oxygen mask. 





Somebody give me a medal for finding this shit.

Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: beakdoctor on January 17, 2024, 09:02:56 PM
Gonna leave these right here.  Round 1 Clegg is on the ground for about a minute.  2nd video begins with Clegg on the ground and only goes for 1:42 until the end but Hanky looks extremely winded and ineffectual until the bell.





Somebody give me a medal for finding this shit.

Excellent  work....

Where is the part where Brian "dented" Cleggs skull? I'm not seeing that
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Never1AShow on January 17, 2024, 09:05:51 PM
Excellent  work....

Where is the part where Brian "dented" Cleggs skull? I'm not seeing that

More Rhodes Scholar memories from BHawkins
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Coach is Back! on January 17, 2024, 09:12:59 PM
I have offered my services at heavyweight. I even offered to drop to 205lb. I even offered to come spar at his gym. I am absolutely not going to attempt to kill myself trying to drop to 185lbs

Brian, I’ve been in (as an S&C coach) and around MMA since the Pride years and have been in the corner for most of the fighters I’ve trained in UFC and Bellator. One of my best friends is Cheick Kongo. All of that resume bullshit out the way, you said you’ve fought mma for 10 years yet your fight with clegg was only a two round fight if I saw that correctly.

That being said, unless I missed it, there is no sign of you in the usual mma search sights like Sherdog. Two round fights are usually sanctioned Amateur fights. After 10 years why can’t I find a record of your fights and after that long, why are you still an amateur? Legit question
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Skeletor on January 17, 2024, 09:14:52 PM
Gonna leave these right here.  Round 1 Clegg is on the ground for about a minute.  2nd video begins with Clegg on the ground and only goes for 1:42 until the end but Hanky looks extremely winded and ineffectual until the bell, I can see him needing an oxygen mask. 





Somebody give me a medal for finding this shit.

Excellent work!
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Coach is Back! on January 17, 2024, 09:22:39 PM
Excellent work!

Says Hawkins but regardless if it’s Hawkins or Hankins it was a good takedown and good ground control. No shame in these two videos
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: BEEFCAKE on January 17, 2024, 09:25:10 PM
Brian, I’ve been in (as an S&C coach) and around MMA since the Pride years and have been in the corner for most of the fighters I’ve trained in UFC and Bellator. One of my best friends is Cheick Kongo. All of that resume bullshit out the way, you said you’ve fought mma for 10 years yet your fight with clegg was only a two round fight if I saw that correctly.

That being said, unless I missed it, there is no sign of you in the usual mma search sights like Sherdog. Two round fights are usually sanctioned Amateur fights. After 10 years why can’t I find a record of your fights and after that long, why are you still an amateur? Legit question

there are tons of buttfuck bingo hall championship fights that dont get post on sherdogg let alone sanctioned by actual commission
im sure hanky has thwarted many a box car willy over his decade long reign in B.B.C.F 
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: beakdoctor on January 17, 2024, 09:26:30 PM
Brian, I’ve been in (as an S&C coach) and around MMA since the Pride years and have been in the corner for most of the fighters I’ve trained in UFC and Bellator. One of my best friends is Cheick Kongo. All of that resume bullshit out the way, you said you’ve fought mma for 10 years yet your fight with clegg was only a two round fight if I saw that correctly.

That being said, unless I missed it, there is no sign of you in the usual mma search sights like Sherdog. Two round fights are usually sanctioned Amateur fights. After 10 years why can’t I find a record of your fights and after that long, why are you still an amateur? Legit question

Brian can speak for himself but just to clarify....the Clegg fight was a 3 rounder. Brian completed 2 rounds and did not come out for round 3. Someone posted his record at one point a few years back. It was 0-3 if I remember correctly, unless it was phony.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: AbrahamG on January 17, 2024, 09:26:34 PM
Brian, I’ve been in (as an S&C coach) and around MMA since the Pride years and have been in the corner for most of the fighters I’ve trained in UFC and Bellator. One of my best friends is Cheick Kongo. All of that resume bullshit out the way, you said you’ve fought mma for 10 years yet your fight with clegg was only a two round fight if I saw that correctly.

That being said, unless I missed it, there is no sign of you in the usual mma search sights like Sherdog. Two round fights are usually sanctioned Amateur fights. After 10 years why can’t I find a record of your fights and after that long, why are you still an amateur? Legit question

It was a 3 round fight.  Brian retired after the 2nd round due to an injury.  Fair play to Brian, he dominated those 1st two rounds.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Grape Ape on January 17, 2024, 09:38:34 PM
Gonna leave these right here.  Round 1 Clegg is on the ground for about a minute.  2nd video begins with Clegg on the ground and only goes for 1:42 until the end but Hanky looks extremely winded and ineffectual until the bell, I can see him needing an oxygen mask. 





Somebody give me a medal for finding this shit.

Lol - known for some time now.  Pros slow play this shit rather than spilling the beans.  No medal awarded.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: BB on January 17, 2024, 09:59:11 PM
Gonna leave these right here.  Round 1 Clegg is on the ground for about a minute.  2nd video begins with Clegg on the ground and only goes for 1:42 until the end but Hanky looks extremely winded and ineffectual until the bell, I can see him needing an oxygen mask. 





Somebody give me a medal for finding this shit.

(https://i.postimg.cc/t4PQHJcR/tumblr-ne9ppl-W3z-F1qhub34o6-500.gif).

I see no bongos being played, I see a very winded Hawkins (;)) using an ineffectual ground game against a somewhat more savvy opponent.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Coach is Back! on January 17, 2024, 10:04:05 PM
Brian can speak for himself but just to clarify....the Clegg fight was a 3 rounder. Brian completed 2 rounds and did not come out for round 3. Someone posted his record at one point a few years back. It was 0-3 if I remember correctly, unless it was phony.

Got it. I stand corrected on the status.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Coach is Back! on January 17, 2024, 10:05:16 PM
It was a 3 round fight.  Brian retired after the 2nd round due to an injury.  Fair play to Brian, he dominated those 1st two rounds.

Same, I stand corrected. Decent on the ground just no stand up.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: wes on January 17, 2024, 11:52:48 PM
I remember hunger I promised myself I would not feel it again so to answer the question if I was a pow I would kill and eat the other inmates before I dropped to 185lbs
You don`t have a clue what being hungry is like......you soft pampered privelaged fuck.

You wouldn`t have lasted 10 fucking minutes  in my shoes at any age of my life.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: robcguns on January 18, 2024, 03:24:06 AM
(https://i.postimg.cc/t4PQHJcR/tumblr-ne9ppl-W3z-F1qhub34o6-500.gif).

I see no bongos being played, I see a very winded Hawkins (;)) using an ineffectual ground game against a somewhat more savvy opponent.

Looks to me like Hankins was telling the truth. About those two rounds anyways.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Cook on January 18, 2024, 03:58:30 AM
You don`t have a clue what being hungry is like......you soft pampered privelaged fuck.

You wouldn`t have lasted 10 fucking minutes  in my shoes at any age of my life.
haha some private school rich kid bellyaching about being hungry which means they were out of Grey Poupon.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: webstar on January 18, 2024, 04:09:17 AM
Gonna leave these right here.  Round 1 Clegg is on the ground for about a minute.  2nd video begins with Clegg on the ground and only goes for 1:42 until the end but Hanky looks extremely winded and ineffectual until the bell, I can see him needing an oxygen mask. 





Somebody give me a medal for finding this shit.

Excellent work.

Brian claims he dented Cleggs head with repeated blows.

He barely could move around in Cleggs guard.

The ref was not stopping anything. No damage at all from Hankins

Curious  to hear what lie or how Brian back peddles out of this 
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: _bruce_ on January 18, 2024, 04:20:55 AM

Why enter the ring when you're not a fighter - is this some sort of masochism...
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Never1AShow on January 18, 2024, 04:21:18 AM
Lol - known for some time now.  Pros slow play this shit rather than spilling the beans.  No medal awarded.

Vox Populi, Vox Dei.  I considered that, but I'm in favor of the people having a say, not the Elites.   
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Rambone on January 18, 2024, 04:22:57 AM
This thread is red hot. Always at the top of the main page. Very impressive. Very nice.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: 38 returns on January 18, 2024, 04:26:37 AM
ok honest appariasal of the two rounds.

cleg is happy to go to the gorund as brian is massively ineffective. no bongo's played, no dent caused.

brian your stand up is non-existent. clegg walked through your 'defence' to step in a jab which made you go backward. I don't think you can take a shot.

the trip to get him down was well done but nowhere near the overhead thing we had been promised.

clegg was comfy on the gorund you had neither the techniuque nor th epower to hurt him.

his tactic were to let you gas out. which you did. for all the bloated 225 that you were you really cant throw a punch at all. and i mean at all. your footwork is on backwards. you cant strike and while you did get him on the ground you were like a virgin you laid a woman on her back for th efirst time- kid of enthusiastic but reallly had no idea what to do.

no ragdolling
no bongo playing
no dents

no comeback from this.

the thing that makes you a shitbag brian is you clai superioirity over everyone despite never being superior.

you claim its on on sight with josh. Big big mistake. josh took a nutter with a bat down. he's aslo a determined chap. the difference between you and josh there are myriad. he entered an MMA cage ifght because the event had someone drop out. no training. no experience. no fukcs given. he may not have won but to do that takes an insane level of balls.

you trained, roided up and have yars of arse sniffing experience and you performed like this. stay in your lane brian. krank, SC would just need to let you tire out- 3 minutes easy as oyu are massively ineffective and cant punch a hole in a wet Echo (apologies the Liverpool echo is our local paper renonwed for being flimsy and disnitegrating in the rain). In short brian nobody on here has anything at all to fear from you. Nobody.

Carried out with an oxygen mask. What a sham. Way to go 'elite hankins'
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: tatoo on January 18, 2024, 04:28:48 AM
looks like 2 fuckin pussies to me.... both of you are bitches who cant fight for shit... get fuck outta here w your bullshit act hankins lol... youre mother have sex with mule and you no good fighter hahahaha.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: 38 returns on January 18, 2024, 04:29:32 AM
looks like 2 fuckin pussies to me.... both of you are bitches who cant fight for shit... get fuck outta here w your bullshit act hankins lol... youre mother have sex with mule and you no good fighter hahahaha.

the mule was a rhodes scholar apparently
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: tatoo on January 18, 2024, 04:35:31 AM
the mule was a rhodes scholar apparently

not even worth seeing these two girls fight again...  fuckin faggits lmao
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Never1AShow on January 18, 2024, 04:39:47 AM
Looks to me like Hankins was telling the truth. About those two rounds anyways.

It's a mixed bag, kinda supports him overall, but also shows he made exaggerated claims and wasn't entirely being straight.  He remembers things more favorable to himself always so you always have to not believe or discount what he says.  Saying he got 15 when he only got 12.  Coach's humble "nothing to be ashamed of" wasn't the "tough guy" he's been representing.

It's going to be interesting seeing everyone's take.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: GymnJuice on January 18, 2024, 04:44:25 AM
Hanky was that a regular hip toss or the special undefendable Hanky toss?
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: tatoo on January 18, 2024, 04:53:01 AM
It's a mixed bag, kinda supports him overall, but also shows he made exaggerated claims and wasn't entirely being straight.  He remembers things more favorable to himself always so you always have to not believe or discount what he says.  Saying he got 15 when he only got 12.  Coach's humble "nothing to be ashamed of" wasn't the "tough guy" he's been representing.

It's going to be interesting seeing everyone's take.

just watch him throw punches lmfao!!!! no snap, no speed... pussy lil tap jab, look at the left hooks in round 1.. thats pathetic, period.. looked timid to let it fly.. not to mention, gaaaaaassssed..all talk as usual..
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: 38 returns on January 18, 2024, 05:00:17 AM
agreed

when he tries to throw the overhand right i thought he was going to apologise to clegg

i don't believe hes ever thrown a punch in anger in his life

the way he was going I was expecting brock lesnar but it was more brock-back mountain

Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: tatoo on January 18, 2024, 05:10:21 AM
agreed

when he tries to throw the overhand right i thought he was going to apologise to clegg

i don't believe hes ever thrown a punch in anger in his life

the way he was going I was expecting brock lesnar but it was more brock-back mountain

not at a man at least hahaha..
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: BB on January 18, 2024, 05:12:45 AM
1) Neither guy is a world beater.

2) Hankins ability to throw the hands is nothing. Clegg absolutely dominated him in that regard.

3) Mike Tyson would definitely knock him out 5 seconds into the first round. He better hope they double Iron Mike's Zoloft dosage if they ever meet.

4) No bongos were played. It was typical low level ham and egger MMA after the stand up was over. Hankins wasn't Dan Severn stretching Clegg out, to be honest for a claimed high level wrestler, the takedown was very uneventful. Clegg wasn't impressive either, but he did not seem damaged by any of the exchanges on the ground. He still had enough energy to parry and keep Hankins at bay.

Hankins also had an unwillingness to take chances. He wasn't "game", he was overly cautious about Clegg's power.

5) Ref was absolutely fine. He checked on Clegg multiple times, Clegg must've showed little real damage, as no concern was shown after the initial look over.

6) I absolutely believe Hankins was offered O2, and had a hard time getting off his stool. He's huffing and puffing after each small offensive exchange. I wouldn't have a hard time believing he was cramping up also.

-----------------------

Clegg would probably win any other fights. Clegg is an occasional weekend fighter, but he's probably had 5x the number of ring appearances Hankins has had, and he does continue to train.



 
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: dj181 on January 18, 2024, 05:13:53 AM
ok honest appariasal of the two rounds.

cleg is happy to go to the gorund as brian is massively ineffective. no bongo's played, no dent caused.

brian your stand up is non-existent. clegg walked through your 'defence' to step in a jab which made you go backward. I don't think you can take a shot.

the trip to get him down was well done but nowhere near the overhead thing we had been promised.

clegg was comfy on the gorund you had neither the techniuque nor th epower to hurt him.

his tactic were to let you gas out. which you did. for all the bloated 225 that you were you really cant throw a punch at all. and i mean at all. your footwork is on backwards. you cant strike and while you did get him on the ground you were like a virgin you laid a woman on her back for th efirst time- kid of enthusiastic but reallly had no idea what to do.

no ragdolling
no bongo playing
no dents

no comeback from this.

the thing that makes you a shitbag brian is you clai superioirity over everyone despite never being superior.

you claim its on on sight with josh. Big big mistake. josh took a nutter with a bat down. he's aslo a determined chap. the difference between you and josh there are myriad. he entered an MMA cage ifght because the event had someone drop out. no training. no experience. no fukcs given. he may not have won but to do that takes an insane level of balls.

you trained, roided up and have yars of arse sniffing experience and you performed like this. stay in your lane brian. krank, SC would just need to let you tire out- 3 minutes easy as oyu are massively ineffective and cant punch a hole in a wet Echo (apologies the Liverpool echo is our local paper renonwed for being flimsy and disnitegrating in the rain). In short brian nobody on here has anything at all to fear from you. Nobody.

Carried out with an oxygen mask. What a sham. Way to go 'elite hankins'

He doesn't know how to throw a punch shit punching skill on stankins
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: 38 returns on January 18, 2024, 05:20:05 AM
the thing is normally if he was an ok fella you would say fair enough for having a go. but becuase of his tyson ragdolling, 11.600 school fights undefeated, dead on sight, neer been hit, serial killer scarer talk he deserves every bit of mockery he gets.

Having seen that i wouldnt be bothered if he took me to the ground. His ground game was pointless.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: dj181 on January 18, 2024, 05:23:00 AM
the thing is normally if he was an ok fella you would say fair enough for having a go. but becuase of his tyson ragdolling, 11.600 school fights undefeated, dead on sight, neer been hit, serial killer scarer talk he deserves every bit of mockery he gets.

Having seen that i wouldnt be bothered if he took me to the ground. His ground game was pointless.

The old 5 on 2

5 fingers on 2 balls

Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Soul Crusher on January 18, 2024, 05:38:57 AM
Excellent work.

Brian claims he dented Cleggs head with repeated blows.

He barely could move around in Cleggs guard.

The ref was not stopping anything. No damage at all from Hankins

Curious  to hear what lie or how Brian back peddles out of this

Hanky says he did BJJ but has zero guard passing skills 
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 18, 2024, 05:44:05 AM


And you are shopping my photos again
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 18, 2024, 05:53:57 AM
Excellent work.

Brian claims he dented Cleggs head with repeated blows.

He barely could move around in Cleggs guard.

The ref was not stopping anything. No damage at all from Hankins

Curious  to hear what lie or how Brian back peddles out of this

I am literally bouncing his head off the ground with elbows how many times did I hit the guy no damage lol
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: ChristopherA on January 18, 2024, 05:55:45 AM
Where was all that wrestling ability Brian talked about? Didn't he say he would smash Tyson?
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: webstar on January 18, 2024, 05:57:21 AM
ok honest appariasal of the two rounds.

cleg is happy to go to the gorund as brian is massively ineffective. no bongo's played, no dent caused.

brian your stand up is non-existent. clegg walked through your 'defence' to step in a jab which made you go backward. I don't think you can take a shot.

the trip to get him down was well done but nowhere near the overhead thing we had been promised.

clegg was comfy on the gorund you had neither the techniuque nor th epower to hurt him.

his tactic were to let you gas out. which you did. for all the bloated 225 that you were you really cant throw a punch at all. and i mean at all. your footwork is on backwards. you cant strike and while you did get him on the ground you were like a virgin you laid a woman on her back for th efirst time- kid of enthusiastic but reallly had no idea what to do.

no ragdolling
no bongo playing
no dents

no comeback from this.

the thing that makes you a shitbag brian is you clai superioirity over everyone despite never being superior.

you claim its on on sight with josh. Big big mistake. josh took a nutter with a bat down. he's aslo a determined chap. the difference between you and josh there are myriad. he entered an MMA cage ifght because the event had someone drop out. no training. no experience. no fukcs given. he may not have won but to do that takes an insane level of balls.

you trained, roided up and have yars of arse sniffing experience and you performed like this. stay in your lane brian. krank, SC would just need to let you tire out- 3 minutes easy as oyu are massively ineffective and cant punch a hole in a wet Echo (apologies the Liverpool echo is our local paper renonwed for being flimsy and disnitegrating in the rain). In short brian nobody on here has anything at all to fear from you. Nobody.

Carried out with an oxygen mask. What a sham. Way to go 'elite hankins'

1) Neither guy is a world beater.

2) Hankins ability to throw the hands is nothing. Clegg absolutely dominated him in that regard.

3) Mike Tyson would definitely knock him out 5 seconds into the first round. He better hope they double Iron Mike's Zoloft dosage if they ever meet.

4) No bongos were played. It was typical low level ham and egger MMA after the stand up was over. Hankins wasn't Dan Severn stretching Clegg out, to be honest for a claimed high level wrestler, the takedown was very uneventful. Clegg wasn't impressive either, but he did not seem damaged by any of the exchanges on the ground. He still had enough energy to parry and keep Hankins at bay.

Hankins also had an unwillingness to take chances. He wasn't "game", he was overly cautious about Clegg's power.

5) Ref was absolutely fine. He checked on Clegg multiple times, Clegg must've showed little real damage, as no concern was shown after the initial look over.

6) I absolutely believe Hankins was offered O2, and had a hard time getting off his stool. He's huffing and puffing after each small offensive exchange. I wouldn't have a hard time believing he was cramping up also.

-----------------------

Clegg would probably win any other fights. Clegg is an occasional weekend fighter, but he's probably had 5x the number of ring appearances Hankins has had, and he does continue to train.

Excellent analysis, from both gents.

I repeat what i mentioned earlier.

1. Brian's stand up is non existent footwork like an elephant stomping around
2. Clegg wanted the fight on the ground. In the gaurd ( clegg on his back) he was tying up Brian.
3. Zero bongos were played as mentioned by everyone
4. Brian like i said an others did get a grade school trip in but was unable to do anything with it.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 18, 2024, 05:57:43 AM
ok honest appariasal of the two rounds.

cleg is happy to go to the gorund as brian is massively ineffective. no bongo's played, no dent caused.

brian your stand up is non-existent. clegg walked through your 'defence' to step in a jab which made you go backward. I don't think you can take a shot.

the trip to get him down was well done but nowhere near the overhead thing we had been promised.

clegg was comfy on the gorund you had neither the techniuque nor th epower to hurt him.

his tactic were to let you gas out. which you did. for all the bloated 225 that you were you really cant throw a punch at all. and i mean at all. your footwork is on backwards. you cant strike and while you did get him on the ground you were like a virgin you laid a woman on her back for th efirst time- kid of enthusiastic but reallly had no idea what to do.

no ragdolling
no bongo playing
no dents

no comeback from this.

the thing that makes you a shitbag brian is you clai superioirity over everyone despite never being superior.

you claim its on on sight with josh. Big big mistake. josh took a nutter with a bat down. he's aslo a determined chap. the difference between you and josh there are myriad. he entered an MMA cage ifght because the event had someone drop out. no training. no experience. no fukcs given. he may not have won but to do that takes an insane level of balls.

you trained, roided up and have yars of arse sniffing experience and you performed like this. stay in your lane brian. krank, SC would just need to let you tire out- 3 minutes easy as oyu are massively ineffective and cant punch a hole in a wet Echo (apologies the Liverpool echo is our local paper renonwed for being flimsy and disnitegrating in the rain). In short brian nobody on here has anything at all to fear from you. Nobody.

Carried out with an oxygen mask. What a sham. Way to go 'elite hankins'

Overhead slam was 2nd round takedown which is not in video. I also landed several shots from the feet he actually stumbles back into the cage after one of them. I also landed several elbows and fist to his head when he was down. He was absolutely taking damage. I won those 2 rounds and beat him up just like I said I did. The ref had to pull me off him twice. He had absolutely no ability to do anything from the ground he was helpless despite being a purple belt.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 18, 2024, 06:01:24 AM
If any of you feel you can do better by all means let's set something up. Jamie doesn't want the rematch but I am available if any one of you would like to try your luck.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 18, 2024, 06:11:21 AM
Looks to me like Hankins was telling the truth. About those two rounds anyways.

I always tell the truth I have the Cassandra curse.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Dave D on January 18, 2024, 06:11:49 AM
If any of you feel you can do better by all means let's set something up. Jamie doesn't want the rematch but I am available if any one of you would like to try your luck.

You’re not doing anything without a vape between rounds.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Grape Ape on January 18, 2024, 06:27:35 AM
I always tell the truth I have the Cassandra curse.

Given that, are you still saying the pic from chaos was photoshopped?
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 18, 2024, 06:36:21 AM
Given that, are you still saying the pic from chaos was photoshopped?

There is a difference between lying and being mistaken it looked like the same pic altered to me. I am supposed to remember every single still frame from a fight video I last saw 15 years ago? It is still fake as it tries to make it look like I am getting hit when in fact I was dropping my level and grabbing and getting the takedown. But whatever the video is out and it is exactly like I said first round we threw some punches before I took him down and hit him with unanswered elbows and fist to the head. Then the ref pulled me off at the end of the round. 2nd round I decided I didn't need to stand and box and took him down almost immediately that takedown is not in the video but you can see he spent the last 1:42 of the fight on his back taking unaswered blows to the head before the ref pulled me off him a 2nd time at the end of the round.I was dq between rounds. So that is the fight Dude was on his back eating punches he would have spent eternity on his back eating punches if the ref didn't make me let him up. He had no answer
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: illuminati on January 18, 2024, 06:38:54 AM
Overhead slam was 2nd round takedown which is not in video. I also landed several shots from the feet he actually stumbles back into the cage after one of them. I also landed several elbows and fist to his head when he was down. He was absolutely taking damage. I won those 2 rounds and beat him up just like I said I did. The ref had to pull me off him twice. He had absolutely no ability to do anything from the ground he was helpless despite being a purple belt.


Doesn't matter how many times you say the same Crap
over & over again - You were unable to hurt him & Clegg was comfortable on his back - Your punch power is Zero -he rocked you with punches & you were running backwards scared arms out flailing around head down.
He Beat you comfortably - there's a very good reason you never ever can improve - You'e totally unable to address your weakness & many failings
& just Spew out how good you Think You Are - Fact is you are Not.


Now Shut up & Fuck off Permanently
FAGGOTT. 
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 18, 2024, 06:42:30 AM

Doesn't matter how many times you say the same Crap
over & over again - You were unable to hurt him & Clegg was comfortable on his back - Your punch power is Zero -he rocked you with punches & you were running backwards scared arms out flailing around head down.
He Beat you comfortably - there's a very good reason you never ever can improve - You'e totally unable to address your weakness & many failings
& just Spew out how good you Think You Are - Fact is you are Not.


Now Shut up & Fuck off Permanently
FAGGOTT. 


I mean you can spout whatever nonsense you want dude was on his back getting punched in the face most of the fight he absolutely took damage. I had my arms out and head down in one sequence to block and grab which I did successfully. I was boxing before that. Once I decided to take him down I dropped my chin and head and came in as a shot to the top of the head isn't going to do shit. I secured the over under the trip and the slam. I absolutely won both those rounds.

Now if anyone feels different about it they are more than welcome to step in there with me. I offered to rematch Clegg and give him a round 3 he doesn't want it. Do any of you want it? Which gettbigger is going to step up for round 3?????
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Grape Ape on January 18, 2024, 06:46:14 AM
There is a difference between lying and being mistaken it looked like the same pic altered to me. I am supposed to remember every single still frame from a fight video I last saw 15 years ago? It is still fake as it tries to make it look like I am getting hit when in fact I was dropping my level and grabbing and getting the takedown. But whatever the video is out and it is exactly like I said first round we threw some punches before I took him down and hit him with unanswered elbows and fist to the head. Then the ref pulled me off at the end of the round. 2nd round I decided I didn't need to stand and box and took him down almost immediately that takedown is not in the video but you can see he spent the last 1:42 of the fight on his back taking unaswered blows to the head before the ref pulled me off him a 2nd time at the end of the round.I was dq between rounds. So that is the fight Dude was on his back eating punches he would have spent eternity on his back eating punches if the ref didn't make me let him up. He had no answer

You were given this option when this was first presented.  Could have save a lot of time if you just said that.

But weird that the video starts mid way in the second round and never shows the conclusion.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: BEEFCAKE on January 18, 2024, 06:52:08 AM
And you are shopping my photos again

hankins claims these photos are shopped , what do you guys think ?
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Hulkotron on January 18, 2024, 06:53:25 AM
There is a difference between lying and being mistaken it looked like the same pic altered to me. I am supposed to remember every single still frame from a fight video I last saw 15 years ago? It is still fake as it tries to make it look like I am getting hit when in fact I was dropping my level and grabbing and getting the takedown. But whatever the video is out and it is exactly like I said first round we threw some punches before I took him down and hit him with unanswered elbows and fist to the head. Then the ref pulled me off at the end of the round. 2nd round I decided I didn't need to stand and box and took him down almost immediately that takedown is not in the video but you can see he spent the last 1:42 of the fight on his back taking unaswered blows to the head before the ref pulled me off him a 2nd time at the end of the round. I was dq between rounds. So that is the fight Dude was on his back eating punches he would have spent eternity on his back eating punches if the ref didn't make me let him up. He had no answer

You keep mentioning this like it is notable/meritorious.  When a round ends the fighting momentarily ceases, those are simply the rules of round-based combat sports.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 18, 2024, 06:53:31 AM
hankins claims these photos are shopped , what do you guys think ?

Yeah you shopped that whatever i guess you enjoy playing with photos of mens asses
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Raymondo on January 18, 2024, 06:54:04 AM
You were given this option when this was first presented.  Could have save a lot of time if you just said that.

But weird that the video starts mid way in the second round and never shows the conclusion.

The guy has scrambled eggs for brains and dark triad personality traits, it's very likely he doesn't know when he's wrong, exaggerating or outright lying. Just freestyling, making it up as he goes along, saying whatever feels right at the moment. No regard for truth or even caring why that is important, unless somebody challenges him or his interests, then he insists on the highest standards.

What a loser.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: 38 returns on January 18, 2024, 06:56:45 AM
Overhead slam was 2nd round takedown which is not in video. I also landed several shots from the feet he actually stumbles back into the cage after one of them. I also landed several elbows and fist to his head when he was down. He was absolutely taking damage. I won those 2 rounds and beat him up just like I said I did. The ref had to pull me off him twice. He had absolutely no ability to do anything from the ground he was helpless despite being a purple belt.

so all the stuff that was good was removed and the stuff that makes you look like a lumbering oaf who cant strike and has no gorund game was left in.

seems plausible.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: BEEFCAKE on January 18, 2024, 06:58:10 AM
There is a difference between lying and being mistaken it looked like the same pic altered to me. I am supposed to remember every single still frame from a fight video I last saw 15 years ago? It is still fake as it tries to make it look like I am getting hit when in fact I was dropping my level and grabbing and getting the takedown. But whatever the video is out and it is exactly like I said first round we threw some punches before I took him down and hit him with unanswered elbows and fist to the head. Then the ref pulled me off at the end of the round. 2nd round I decided I didn't need to stand and box and took him down almost immediately that takedown is not in the video but you can see he spent the last 1:42 of the fight on his back taking unaswered blows to the head before the ref pulled me off him a 2nd time at the end of the round.I was dq between rounds. So that is the fight Dude was on his back eating punches he would have spent eternity on his back eating punches if the ref didn't make me let him up. He had no answer

lol you where not "lowering your level"  your knees have to bend for that you retard , bending over is not "lowering levels" you dumb bastard
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: 38 returns on January 18, 2024, 06:58:27 AM

Doesn't matter how many times you say the same Crap
over & over again - You were unable to hurt him & Clegg was comfortable on his back - Your punch power is Zero -he rocked you with punches & you were running backwards scared arms out flailing around head down.
He Beat you comfortably - there's a very good reason you never ever can improve - You'e totally unable to address your weakness & many failings
& just Spew out how good you Think You Are - Fact is you are Not.


Now Shut up & Fuck off Permanently
FAGGOTT. 



perfect
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: 38 returns on January 18, 2024, 06:59:42 AM
There is a difference between lying and being mistaken it looked like the same pic altered to me. I am supposed to remember every single still frame from a fight video I last saw 15 years ago? It is still fake as it tries to make it look like I am getting hit when in fact I was dropping my level and grabbing and getting the takedown. But whatever the video is out and it is exactly like I said first round we threw some punches before I took him down and hit him with unanswered elbows and fist to the head. Then the ref pulled me off at the end of the round. 2nd round I decided I didn't HAVE A FUCKING CUE HOW TO box and took him down almost immediately that takedown is not in the video but you can see he spent the last 1:42 of the fight on his back taking unaswered blows to the head before the ref pulled me off him a 2nd time at the end of the round.I was dq between rounds. So that is the fight Dude was on his back eating punches he would have spent eternity on his back eating punches if the ref didn't make me let him up. He had no answer

Corrected for accuracy
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 18, 2024, 07:00:44 AM
so all the stuff that was good was removed and the stuff that makes you look like a lumbering oaf who cant strike and has no gorund game was left in.

seems plausible.

My ground game was great. I connected with several punches and avoided several on the feet. We are heavyweights not 150lb fighters.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: 38 returns on January 18, 2024, 07:01:41 AM
I mean you can spout whatever nonsense you want dude was on his back getting punched in the face most of the fight he absolutely took damage. I had my arms out and head down in one sequence to block and grab which I did successfully. I was boxing before that. Once I decided to take him down I dropped my chin and head and came in as a shot to the top of the head isn't going to do shit. I secured the over under the trip and the slam. I absolutely won both those rounds.

Now if anyone feels different about it they are more than welcome to step in there with me. I offered to rematch Clegg and give him a round 3 he doesn't want it. Do any of you want it? Which gettbigger is going to step up for round 3?????

Tell me you've never boxed beofre without sayin gyouve never boxed before.



ANd Clegg said he will have it at 185

you chickened out. I will fight you in the uK. No ring. No cage. Just you one side of a car park me the other. meet in the middle and fight. no rounds no rules no ref.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: BEEFCAKE on January 18, 2024, 07:02:04 AM
If any of you feel you can do better by all means let's set something up. Jamie doesn't want the rematch but I am available if any one of you would like to try your luck.

i would destroy you and i except any weight any rules
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: 38 returns on January 18, 2024, 07:02:42 AM
Yeah you shopped that whatever i guess you enjoy playing with photos of mens asses

Obviously not as much as you enjoy being the subject of them
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 18, 2024, 07:03:59 AM
Tell me you've never boxed beofre without sayin gyouve never boxed before.



ANd Clegg said he will have it at 185

you chickened out. I will fight you in the uK. No ring. No cage. Just you one side of a car park me the other. meet in the middle and fight. no rounds no rules no ref.

I landed a great left hook at 31 seconds of round one best shot of the fight

I can not make 185lbs that is just absurd I am 220lb

Who who will meet me in the UK who are you? What do you look like? How will I identify you? I am more than willing to set something up with a real person but you are just an anonymous troll
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 18, 2024, 07:05:51 AM
i would destroy you and i except any weight any rules

Ok great how about MMA rules at heavyweight. Where do you live what's your schedule when will you be ready? What are your stats to tell the promoter? Age weight any exp? Do you have any health issues? After 40 they do more testing of the athlete to sanction the fight are you an obese slob?
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: BEEFCAKE on January 18, 2024, 07:05:54 AM
Yeah you shopped that whatever i guess you enjoy playing with photos of mens asses

its %100 unshopped , you took that photo you stupid phaggot
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 18, 2024, 07:06:45 AM
its %100 unshopped , you took that photo you stupid phaggot

You guys widened the ass but again whatever enjoy shopping my ass phaggot
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Never1AShow on January 18, 2024, 07:10:01 AM
Excellent analysis, from both gents.

I repeat what i mentioned earlier.

1. Brian's stand up is non existent footwork like an elephant stomping around
2. Clegg wanted the fight on the ground. In the gaurd ( clegg on his back) he was tying up Brian.
3. Zero bongos were played as mentioned by everyone
4. Brian like i said an others did get a grade school trip in but was unable to do anything with it.

Agreed on analysis. My favorite part is when he was kicking at Clegg on the ground to no effect.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: BEEFCAKE on January 18, 2024, 07:10:18 AM
Ok great how about MMA rules at heavyweight. Where do you live what's your schedule when will you be ready? What are your stats to tell the promoter? Age weight any exp? Do you have any health issues? After 40 they do more testing of the athlete to sanction the fight are you an obese slob?

vancouver

5'11 , walk around at 190 , 40 years old ,  zero health issuse,  ive had 2 dozen amatuer fights over varied rules , ill fight you tommorow just tell me where to be
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: tatoo on January 18, 2024, 07:13:11 AM
You guys widened the ass but again whatever enjoy shopping my ass phaggot

its pretty bad when you provided the pic of your faggity ass in a thong for them to shop.. youre a closet case who cant throw for shit.. limp wristed punches lmao hahahaha... get your fuckin jaw broken so fast by even a mediocre puncher.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: BEEFCAKE on January 18, 2024, 07:17:23 AM
vancouver

5'11 , walk around at 190 , 40 years old ,  zero health issuse,  ive had 2 dozen amatuer fights over varied rules , ill fight you tommorow just tell me where to be

it doesnt even have to be sanctioned , it can just be at a local gym with a ring or on the street , doesnt matter , we dont need to wait for a promoter to have a show or give the okay
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: webstar on January 18, 2024, 07:20:40 AM
it doesnt even have to be sanctioned , it can just be at a local gym with a ring or on the street , doesnt matter , we dont need to wait for a promoter to have a show or give the okay

Brian’s excuse will be I’m not flying to Canada..

He’s full of shit.

Clegg rag dolled him on the ground.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: 38 returns on January 18, 2024, 07:20:49 AM
I landed a great left hook at 31 seconds of round one best shot of the fight

I can not make 185lbs that is just absurd I am 220lb

Who who will meet me in the UK who are you? What do you look like? How will I identify you? I am more than willing to set something up with a real person but you are just an anonymous troll


phone me on the number you have for me. thats all you have to do Brian. you won't.

'great left hook'

2 points

it didnt even rattle him so it was shit
and
you've never boxed in your life- stick to beating up women
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: 38 returns on January 18, 2024, 07:21:30 AM
You guys widened the ass but again whatever enjoy shopping my ass phaggot

so did patrick spalding

too easy this
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: 38 returns on January 18, 2024, 07:24:15 AM
it doesnt even have to be sanctioned , it can just be at a local gym with a ring or on the street , doesnt matter , we dont need to wait for a promoter to have a show or give the okay

watch him cry off beefcake

guaranteed!

this train is never late

top excuses

1- got my son
2- surgery playing up
3- need to travel to the new house
4- family party
5- he's scared
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 18, 2024, 07:29:36 AM
vancouver

5'11 , walk around at 190 , 40 years old ,  zero health issuse,  ive had 2 dozen amatuer fights over varied rules , ill fight you tommorow just tell me where to be

Well that is only 3k miles and an international border away. Doesn't anyone live on the East Coast anymore? No one in PA or MD or SC everyone is thousands of miles away? Really you are going to be in NC tomorrow? Who did you have your amateur fights with what is your name? Can a promoter verify any of this? Do you look the part? What happened to the promoters you had half a dozen fights with can they put us on a card there? Do we need to find someone halfway? Are you willing to travel here? Can we setup a gym fight in Vegas during the Olympia week? But let's get a name first you know mine. You have seen footage of my fight lets see your info if it is real I am all about it.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 18, 2024, 07:32:06 AM
Brian’s excuse will be I’m not flying to Canada..

He’s full of shit.

Clegg rag dolled him on the ground.

Well I am not flying to Vancouver Canada in January no thanks. I am willing to meet up in Vegas during the O
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 18, 2024, 07:32:43 AM

phone me on the number you have for me. thats all you have to do Brian. you won't.

'great left hook'

2 points

it didnt even rattle him so it was shit
and
you've never boxed in your life- stick to beating up women

He was knocked back into the cage it def rattled him
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: BEEFCAKE on January 18, 2024, 07:36:43 AM
Well that is only 3k miles and an international border away. Doesn't anyone live on the East Coast anymore? No one in PA or MD or SC everyone is thousands of miles away? Really you are going to be in NC tomorrow? Who did you have your amateur fights with what is your name? Can a promoter verify any of this? Do you look the part? What happened to the promoters you had half a dozen fights with can they put us on a card there? Do we need to find someone halfway? Are you willing to travel here? Can we setup a gym fight in Vegas during the Olympia week? But let's get a name first you know mine. You have seen footage of my fight lets see your info if it is real I am all about it.

what city is your new house in ?
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: 38 returns on January 18, 2024, 07:38:56 AM
Well that is only 3k miles and an international border away. Doesn't anyone live on the East Coast anymore? No one in PA or MD or SC everyone is thousands of miles away? Really you are going to be in NC tomorrow? Who did you have your amateur fights with what is your name? Can a promoter verify any of this? Do you look the part? What happened to the promoters you had half a dozen fights with can they put us on a card there? Do we need to find someone halfway? Are you willing to travel here? Can we setup a gym fight in Vegas during the Olympia week? But let's get a name first you know mine. You have seen footage of my fight lets see your info if it is real I am all about it.

and here he comes

changing the goalposts and making demands

fight or fuck off brian
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Flexacon on January 18, 2024, 07:44:25 AM
I'm prepared to eat the humble pie. Hawkins is legit. Possibly one of the best amateur fighting displays I've ever seen.

Congrats Brian
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Dave D on January 18, 2024, 07:48:37 AM
Yeah you shopped that whatever i guess you enjoy playing with photos of mens asses

You posted these for other men......
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Flexacon on January 18, 2024, 07:50:34 AM
You posted these for other men......

He was actually upset that the gays (Prime) on here weren't blowing up his inbox after he posted them
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Dave D on January 18, 2024, 08:00:29 AM
He was actually upset that the gays (Prime) on here weren't blowing up his inbox after he posted them

I actually believe this is true.

What team did hankins belong to when training for this fight? We see Clegg's team recorded this; where is hankins dojo recording?

An elite combat expert has to have a school of his own or belong to one. Why is he not sharing the video that shows his dominance?
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Hulkotron on January 18, 2024, 08:00:40 AM
I'm prepared to eat the humble pie. Hawkins is legit. Possibly one of the best amateur fighting displays I've ever seen.

Congrats Brian

The takedown reminded me of the street-fight finale of Rocky V (5:18 mark here):

&t=318s
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 18, 2024, 08:04:21 AM
and here he comes

changing the goalposts and making demands

fight or fuck off brian

Who is changing anything I am trying to figure out scheduling. Dude doesn't live 2 hours away. I never said I was going to jump on a plane and fly anywhere tomorrow. I actually got my passport photos taken yesterday
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Dave D on January 18, 2024, 08:09:14 AM
Who is changing anything I am trying to figure out scheduling. Dude doesn't live 2 hours away. I never said I was going to jump on a plane and fly anywhere tomorrow. I actually got my passport photos taken yesterday

He said name the place.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: 38 returns on January 18, 2024, 08:11:59 AM
Brian

Why have you never called me on the number given?
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 18, 2024, 08:12:24 AM
He said name the place.

Vegas sounds like halfway to me
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 18, 2024, 08:13:30 AM
Brian

Why have you never called me on the number given?

In what world do you think I want to talk to you????????
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: BEEFCAKE on January 18, 2024, 08:22:18 AM
Who is changing anything I am trying to figure out scheduling. Dude doesn't live 2 hours away. I never said I was going to jump on a plane and fly anywhere tomorrow. I actually got my passport photos taken yesterday


what city is your new house in ?
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: BEEFCAKE on January 18, 2024, 08:23:16 AM
Vegas sounds like halfway to me

theres no need to wait till october
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 18, 2024, 08:31:48 AM
theres no need to wait till october

Correct I am ready today if you are here, but you are not you are 3k miles away. So what do you propose? Can we get a name yet make me believe you are actually serious. But just like 38 if you want to have a real offline fight then we need to start with establishing your real offline identity otherwise it is just more online bullshit.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: BEEFCAKE on January 18, 2024, 08:38:26 AM
Correct I am ready today if you are here, but you are not you are 3k miles away. So what do you propose? Can we get a name yet make me believe you are actually serious. But just like 38 if you want to have a real offline fight then we need to start with establishing your real offline identity otherwise it is just more online bullshit.

what city is your new house in , what gym do you like that has a ring or cage , what kind of gloves do you prefer ?
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 18, 2024, 08:42:57 AM
what city is your new house in , what gym do you like that has a ring or cage , what kind of gloves do you prefer ?

I would prefer no gloves. I would be willing to use 4 ounce. Cage would be my preference but open mat is also fine if at a gym or a sandy beach if weather is nice possibly a grassy knoll. I do not wish to fall through ropes. My new house is in Raleigh NC we do have an airport. I am not moving for a couple months. I will be free to travel by plane this summer of course I can travel close by car now. I do not train at an MMA gym here I took my son to the local martial arts place and it was just mats.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: IroNat on January 18, 2024, 08:48:28 AM
I mean you can spout whatever nonsense you want dude was on his back getting punched in the face most of the fight he absolutely took damage. I had my arms out and head down in one sequence to block and grab which I did successfully. I was boxing before that. Once I decided to take him down I dropped my chin and head and came in as a shot to the top of the head isn't going to do shit. I secured the over under the trip and the slam. I absolutely won both those rounds.

Now if anyone feels different about it they are more than welcome to step in there with me. I offered to rematch Clegg and give him a round 3 he doesn't want it. Do any of you want it? Which gettbigger is going to step up for round 3?????

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Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: IroNat on January 18, 2024, 08:50:32 AM
lol you where not "lowering your level"  your knees have to bend for that you retard , bending over is not "lowering levels" you dumb bastard

You suck as a wrestler, Bhanky.

You really suck.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Soul Crusher on January 18, 2024, 08:50:45 AM
I would prefer no gloves. I would be willing to use 4 ounce. Cage would be my preference but open mat is also fine if at a gym or a sandy beach if weather is nice possibly a grassy knoll. I do not wish to fall through ropes. My new house is in Raleigh NC we do have an airport. I am not moving for a couple months. I will be free to travel by plane this summer of course I can travel close by car now.

Em and the orphans took over the mansion as we predicted?
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 18, 2024, 08:50:58 AM
You suck as a wrestler, Bhanky.

You really suck.

Cool story let me know when you want to find out
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Dave D on January 18, 2024, 08:51:35 AM
I would prefer no gloves. I would be willing to use 4 ounce. Cage would be my preference but open mat is also fine if at a gym or a sandy beach if weather is nice possibly a grassy knoll. I do not wish to fall through ropes. My new house is in Raleigh NC we do have an airport. I am not moving for a couple months. I will be free to travel by plane this summer of course I can travel close by car now.

Classic Hankins. Call people out then back out.

Cool story let me know when you want to find out

Please see above tough guy.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: IroNat on January 18, 2024, 08:51:53 AM
I landed a great left hook at 31 seconds of round one best shot of the fight

I can not make 185lbs that is just absurd I am 220lb

Who who will meet me in the UK who are you? What do you look like? How will I identify you? I am more than willing to set something up with a real person but you are just an anonymous troll

(https://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExbG9tamRoaTN4cXNxZGpkeTEybXNmMTdzd244ZW1scm96NzBpbnFrYiZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/ZqlvCTNHpqrio/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 18, 2024, 08:53:03 AM
Classic Hankins. Call people out then back out.

Please see above tough guy.

Who is backing out? I am still waiting for beefcake to identify himself that is step 1 to actually arranging a fight. I am more than happy to figure out arrangements but that is step one until then it’s just bullshit.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: IroNat on January 18, 2024, 08:53:50 AM
what city is your new house in ?

Raleigh, NC.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 18, 2024, 08:55:30 AM
Em and the orphans took over the mansion as we predicted?

They literally were here for a grand total of 6 weeks. I am not moving to a hovel

You guys are also boring. I may have to leave getbig all together. They actually want me to do a 2nd interview for a cool on-site job.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: IroNat on January 18, 2024, 08:56:00 AM
Correct I am ready today if you are here, but you are not you are 3k miles away. So what do you propose? Can we get a name yet make me believe you are actually serious. But just like 38 if you want to have a real offline fight then we need to start with establishing your real offline identity otherwise it is just more online bullshit.

(https://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExY3JjcmpkOHlkd21uMzcxaXE2c3Jkc28xbW5qMmptcmtyMHV1NTAybCZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/4HmjGg306HiLHWlm2f/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: IroNat on January 18, 2024, 08:56:49 AM
Cool story let me know when you want to find out

You are like a first year rookie high school wrestler with that headlock throw.

Your technique is a joke.

Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Soul Crusher on January 18, 2024, 08:58:18 AM
They literally were here for a grand total of 6 weeks. I am not moving to a hovel

You guys are also boring. I may have to leave getbig all together. They actually want me to do a 2nd interview for a cool on-site job.

The mansion was really nice, despite the trash all over the floor and yard.   Why would you want to leave that place?  Pool, waterfront property, etc? 
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: IroNat on January 18, 2024, 09:00:00 AM
The mansion was really nice, despite the trash all over the floor and yard.   Why would you want to leave that place?  Pool, waterfront property, etc? 

Why live there when you can have your gym in a freezing cold garage?

(https://media1.tenor.com/images/78586a2a6482e28f3847b8e5773c2146/tenor.gif?itemid=15394931)
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: BEEFCAKE on January 18, 2024, 09:02:00 AM
no way in hell i will ever lose to this guy in a fight , id kill my self after
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 18, 2024, 09:03:51 AM
no way in hell i will ever lose to this guy in a fight , id kill my self after

Jesus dude you just want to share shopped pics and talk nonsense no desire to actually identify yourself and set something up shocking
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 18, 2024, 09:04:22 AM
You are like a first year rookie high school wrestler with that headlock throw.

Your technique is a joke.

You are an idiot
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: IroNat on January 18, 2024, 09:05:55 AM
You are an idiot

Those Army guys you claim to have beaten must have never wrestled in their lives.

You stink.

You're stinky.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: 38 returns on January 18, 2024, 09:07:44 AM
Who is backing out? I am still waiting for beefcake to identify himself that is step 1 to actually arranging a fight. I am more than happy to figure out arrangements but that is step one until then it’s just bullshit.

Brian in you 11,690 school fights and your weasskin did you insist on ID!?

Street fights did you?

The only reason you need is is to alert the authorities

Grass
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Dave D on January 18, 2024, 09:28:07 AM
Who is backing out? I am still waiting for beefcake to identify himself that is step 1 to actually arranging a fight. I am more than happy to figure out arrangements but that is step one until then it’s just bullshit.

 ::) His name is beefcake. What else do you need to know? Are you a promoter?

You offered to fight him on sand or a grassy knoll how is that making an arrangement?
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Dave D on January 18, 2024, 09:29:16 AM
They literally were here for a grand total of 6 weeks. I am not moving to a hovel

You guys are also boring. I may have to leave getbig all together. They actually want me to do a 2nd interview for a cool on-site job.


lol you would if you could.

Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: webstar on January 18, 2024, 09:32:02 AM
They literally were here for a grand total of 6 weeks. I am not moving to a hovel

You guys are also boring. I may have to leave getbig all together. They actually want me to do a 2nd interview for a cool on-site job.

What's this job Brian? Cable installer?
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Grape Ape on January 18, 2024, 09:35:44 AM
::) His name is beefcake. What else do you need to know? Are you a promoter?

You offered to fight him on sand or a grassy knoll how is that making an arrangement?

Hankins is correct here.

"Beefcake" said he didn't have to wait until oct, asked where he lived, so now it's on him.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Krankenstein on January 18, 2024, 09:36:14 AM
I landed a great left hook at 31 seconds of round one best shot of the fight

I can not make 185lbs that is just absurd I am 220lb

Who who will meet me in the UK who are you? What do you look like? How will I identify you? I am more than willing to set something up with a real person but you are just an anonymous troll

What medical condition is it that prevents you from making 185lbs?   Again, I have searched for disease processes that would be associated with that and there is NOTHING.

I did not, however, look in psychology texts to align your mental condition to "not being able to make 185lbs".

So, say you are in a car accident and you end up in a coma and have a VERY prolonged stay in the hospital.  Will Em have to pull the plug @190 so there is no suffering or will you naturally pass in the night when the scale would read 185?
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Flexacon on January 18, 2024, 09:37:09 AM
If you're fighting Hawkins make sure you insist on him wearing a box otherwise he'll end up trying to rubb his erection all over you.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Krankenstein on January 18, 2024, 09:37:53 AM
Ok great how about MMA rules at heavyweight. Where do you live what's your schedule when will you be ready? What are your stats to tell the promoter? Age weight any exp? Do you have any health issues? After 40 they do more testing of the athlete to sanction the fight are you an obese slob?

Why does any of that matter?  Coming from the guy who says he will kill anyone who disrespects him at the Olympia...pretty sure there's no promotor for killing someone or worrying about health issues.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Walter Sobchak on January 18, 2024, 09:38:33 AM
I’m in awe of hanky’s boxing skills.

No need to ragdoll a prime Mike Tyson, Hanky could put Iron Mike away with his lethal standup.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Krankenstein on January 18, 2024, 09:39:09 AM
its pretty bad when you provided the pic of your faggity ass in a thong for them to shop.. youre a closet case who cant throw for shit.. limp wristed punches lmao hahahaha... get your fuckin jaw broken so fast by even a mediocre puncher.

Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Soul Crusher on January 18, 2024, 09:41:52 AM
They literally were here for a grand total of 6 weeks. I am not moving to a hovel

You guys are also boring. I may have to leave getbig all together. They actually want me to do a 2nd interview for a cool on-site job.

You are not going anywhere and you and everyone else knows it. 
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Bevo on January 18, 2024, 09:49:04 AM
You either die on getbig or go on a permanent business trip to Dubai, India

There is no other way
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Raymondo on January 18, 2024, 09:50:40 AM
The takedown reminded me of the street-fight finale of Rocky V (5:18 mark here):

&t=318s

Burt Young in 01:06 where he says "Now get outta here before I break ya face", you can tell he was a real tough guy, was a successful boxer while in military too.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: webstar on January 18, 2024, 09:54:27 AM
They literally were here for a grand total of 6 weeks. I am not moving to a hovel

You guys are also boring. I may have to leave getbig all together. They actually want me to do a 2nd interview for a cool on-site job.

fuck off homo, you have been banned from every board there is.

you have no friends this is why you are on getbig,
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 18, 2024, 10:20:13 AM
Hankins is correct here.

"Beefcake" said he didn't have to wait until oct, asked where he lived, so now it's on him.

If he wants to fly to Raleigh I can pick him up at the airport and we can fight tomorrow. But I would still need his name first that would literally be step 1.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: wazhazbin on January 18, 2024, 10:21:25 AM
I mean you can spout whatever nonsense you want dude was on his back getting punched in the face most of the fight he absolutely took damage. I had my arms out and head down in one sequence to block and grab which I did successfully. I was boxing before that. Once I decided to take him down I dropped my chin and head and came in as a shot to the top of the head isn't going to do shit. I secured the over under the trip and the slam. I absolutely won both those rounds.

Now if anyone feels different about it they are more than welcome to step in there with me. I offered to rematch Clegg and give him a round 3 he doesn't want it. Do any of you want it? Which gettbigger is going to step up for round 3?????

not you obviously
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 18, 2024, 10:21:29 AM
What medical condition is it that prevents you from making 185lbs?   Again, I have searched for disease processes that would be associated with that and there is NOTHING.

I did not, however, look in psychology texts to align your mental condition to "not being able to make 185lbs".

So, say you are in a car accident and you end up in a coma and have a VERY prolonged stay in the hospital.  Will Em have to pull the plug @190 so there is no suffering or will you naturally pass in the night when the scale would read 185?

You are just talking nonsense I can not make 185lbs
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 18, 2024, 10:22:50 AM
You are not going anywhere and you and everyone else knows it.

If I am in the office during the week I can't be on getbig the job is on site but just a 2nd interview no offer yet
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 18, 2024, 10:24:37 AM
not you obviously

I am ready for round 3 right now but no I am not flying to West Coast Canada without a passport to look for an anonymous troll. Step one to setting up anything offline is identifying who you actually are offline without that it's just bullshit talk.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Grape Ape on January 18, 2024, 10:25:05 AM
You are just talking nonsense I can not make 185lbs

If you went of test you could.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Grape Ape on January 18, 2024, 10:27:38 AM
If he wants to fly to Raleigh I can pick him up at the airport and we can fight tomorrow. But I would still need his name first that would literally be step 1.

Yes, the next move is on him since he initiated it.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 18, 2024, 10:30:14 AM
What medical condition is it that prevents you from making 185lbs?   Again, I have searched for disease processes that would be associated with that and there is NOTHING.

I did not, however, look in psychology texts to align your mental condition to "not being able to make 185lbs".

So, say you are in a car accident and you end up in a coma and have a VERY prolonged stay in the hospital.  Will Em have to pull the plug @190 so there is no suffering or will you naturally pass in the night when the scale would read 185?

Cool story can you make 130lbs? Can get in the cage and fight in the 130lb weight class? What if you were in a coma and lost both legs could you make it then? STFU
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: GymnJuice on January 18, 2024, 10:32:37 AM
Who is changing anything I am trying to figure out scheduling. Dude doesn't live 2 hours away. I never said I was going to jump on a plane and fly anywhere tomorrow. I actually got my passport photos taken yesterday

Did they ask you to pull up your pants?
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: webstar on January 18, 2024, 10:34:20 AM
Cool story can you make 130lbs? Can get in the cage and fight in the 130lb weight class? What if you were in a coma and lost both legs could you make it then? STFU

Brian, you said yourself you were on a cane since highschool.

did you use a cane to get to the cage?
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Soul Crusher on January 18, 2024, 10:34:51 AM


Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: beakdoctor on January 18, 2024, 10:44:49 AM
I am ready for round 3 right now but no I am not flying to West Coast Canada without a passport to look for an anonymous troll. Step one to setting up anything offline is identifying who you actually are offline without that it's just bullshit talk.

All you needed was a 13 year rest between rounds. These guys are acting like that's just too much to ask. Damned if you do, damned if you don't.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Krankenstein on January 18, 2024, 10:45:43 AM
You are just talking nonsense I can not make 185lbs

What condition prevents you from doing that?   Why is that nonsense?

You have LITERALLY said you would be in the hospital if you tried to get to 185.   Why is this?  You know all of your other conditions....why should this be any different??
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Coach is Back! on January 18, 2024, 10:49:30 AM
You are just talking nonsense I can not make 185lbs

Yes you can. Some years back I had a fighter that got a call for his first fight in the UFC on two weeks notice. Didn’t want to pass on his opportunity. I brought him down from 215 to a little under 190 and they allowed a catch weight for the fight. It was a brutal cut but he made it and carried more muscle than you before the cut.

That was an exception. If you know 6,8 or even 10-12 weeks ahead of your fight date, there is zero reason why you couldn’t make 185. If you’re going to fight, fight. If you’re going in worrying about how you LOOK and losing muscle then don’t fight because that will be your mind fuck going in.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Krankenstein on January 18, 2024, 10:50:28 AM
Cool story can you make 130lbs? Can get in the cage and fight in the 130lb weight class? What if you were in a coma and lost both legs could you make it then? STFU

Equally cool story bro.    I am 200lbs.   Why would I drop 70lbs?   You have to drop 20?  30? lbs   You fear it because you MENTALLY couldn't handle the loss of your drugged up muscles.

Again, tell everyone why you can't do it.....where's this "cassandra syndrome"  bullshit.   Simply say "I don't want to fight at that weight because I mentally can't handle it".   THAT is the truth.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Krankenstein on January 18, 2024, 10:51:28 AM
Yes you can. Some years back I had a fighter that got a call for his first fight in the UFC on two weeks notice. Didn’t want to pass on his opportunity. I brought him down from 215 to a little under 190 and they allowed a catch weight for the fight. It was a brutal cut but he made it and carried more muscle than you before the cut.

That was an exception. If you know 6,8 or even 10-12 weeks ahead of your fight date, there is zero reason why you couldn’t make 185. If you’re going to fight, fight. If you’re going in worrying about how you LOOK and losing muscle then don’t fight because that will be your mind fuck going in.

BINGO!!!!!   Someone with hard core experience telling it like it is.   Be careful Joe...now you are going to be labeled a HATER

Joe, you've personally suffered on a prep....your pics blow Brian out of the water.  You've coached a lot of fighters with weight cuts.  You know the ones who will stay the course and get the job done.  Again, you have personal experience with it.  I am sure you would agree that the ones who say that "can't" are really the ones who are saying "that's too tough for me to do".

I liken Brian to that kid many years ago on TUF who couldn't handle the sauna/weight cut and got kicked off the show.  Mentally weak.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: webstar on January 18, 2024, 10:53:17 AM
Yes you can. Some years back I had a fighter that got a call for his first fight in the UFC on two weeks notice. Didn’t want to pass on his opportunity. I brought him down from 215 to a little under 190 and they allowed a catch weight for the fight. It was a brutal cut but he made it and carried more muscle than you before the cut.

That was an exception. If you know 6,8 or even 10-12 weeks ahead of your fight date, there is zero reason why you couldn’t make 185. If you’re going to fight, fight. If you’re going in worrying about how you LOOK and losing muscle then don’t fight because that will be your mind fuck going in.

Coach, you must have missed the part where Brian said if he goes under 190 lbs he goes into organ failure. Multiple organs start shutting down.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: joswift on January 18, 2024, 11:02:47 AM
Fucks sake is this still going on?

Brian approached his fight with clegg like he approaches everything he does.
He has so much self belief he thinks he can do anything without any training or prep beforehand

Bodybuilding = a weeks diet (if that)= FAIL
SCN = his first ever gym lift was 160lbs, he just entered with zero training or prep = FAIL
MMA just rocked up with a gumsheild and shorts = FAIL
Buys a race car after seeing a race and enters = FAIL

Its the reason he gives up on everything as well, he doesnt have any internal motivation to improve because he thinks hes perfect already

Oh, and Em is living with her daughter at the moment, she posted on FB about a lost cat

Didnt anyone pick up on Brians shopping cart had no family food in it?

Guy is all alone
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: beakdoctor on January 18, 2024, 11:09:18 AM
Coach, you must have missed the part where Brian said if he goes under 190 lbs he goes into organ failure. Multiple organs start shutting down.

Ironically,  all the shit he's taking to try and be 220 will be what puts him into organ failure.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Hulkotron on January 18, 2024, 11:10:03 AM
Burt Young in 01:06 where he says "Now get outta here before I break ya face", you can tell he was a real tough guy, was a successful boxer while in military too.

x2 if I had to choose between fighting Burt, Sly, or Tommy, I'd take my chances with Sly.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: beakdoctor on January 18, 2024, 11:11:05 AM
Fucks sake is this still going on?

Brian approached his fight with clegg like he approaches everything he does.
He has so much self belief he thinks he can do anything without any training or prep beforehand

Bodybuilding = a weeks diet (if that)= FAIL
SCN = his first ever gym lift was 160lbs, he just entered with zero training or prep = FAIL
MMA just rocked up with a gumsheild and shorts = FAIL
Buys a race car after seeing a race and enters = FAIL

Its the reason he gives up on everything as well, he doesnt have any internal motivation to improve because he thinks hes perfect already

Oh, and Em is living with her daughter at the moment, she posted on FB about a lost cat

Didnt anyone pick up on Brians shopping cart had no family food in it?

Guy is all alone

Bingo.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: joswift on January 18, 2024, 11:12:06 AM
Ironically,  all the shit he's taking to try and be 220 will be what puts him into organ failure.

he was 200 at his show and was still 20lb overweight
(https://contests.npcnewsonline.com/images/contests/1684/large/8417373.jpg)
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Soul Crusher on January 18, 2024, 11:13:28 AM

She is already out there ? 


Fucks sake is this still going on?

Brian approached his fight with clegg like he approaches everything he does.
He has so much self belief he thinks he can do anything without any training or prep beforehand

Bodybuilding = a weeks diet (if that)= FAIL
SCN = his first ever gym lift was 160lbs, he just entered with zero training or prep = FAIL
MMA just rocked up with a gumsheild and shorts = FAIL
Buys a race car after seeing a race and enters = FAIL

Its the reason he gives up on everything as well, he doesnt have any internal motivation to improve because he thinks hes perfect already

Oh, and Em is living with her daughter at the moment, she posted on FB about a lost cat

Didnt anyone pick up on Brians shopping cart had no family food in it?

Guy is all alone
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: 38 returns on January 18, 2024, 11:14:53 AM
quick response to josh

I am on life licence. that means i can be recalled to prison for the rest of my life if in breach of my parole terms. Organising a fight is clearly in breach of those terms. So even without laying a glove on brian I could go back to prison for the rest of my life. no parole no seeing the light of day. I'd rather not have that happen.  I absolutely don't trust a word Hankins said- when you were going to 'meet' brian he engaged the local police. So I don't trust him at all. Also I am hoping to travel a bit this year and would rather be able to do this without brian making life difficult. if that makes me a coward so be it. Quite what difference brian knowing my name will make to the man who scares serial killers is beyond me. I don't trust him not to go straight to the police and get me locked up for life.

Last week i gave him a false name. Within minutes he was all over the liverpool echo site trawling stories claiming i was. apaedophile. so he is seeking my details to try to fuck my life up safely hidden away in the USA. NO THANKS. I trust him as far as he can throw clegg
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: dj181 on January 18, 2024, 11:20:22 AM
he was 200 at his show and was still 20lb overweight
(https://contests.npcnewsonline.com/images/contests/1684/large/8417373.jpg)

zero wheel vascularity

my wheels are like a fucking road map and i don't even fucking train them :D :D :D
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Coach is Back! on January 18, 2024, 11:42:56 AM
BINGO!!!!!   Someone with hard core experience telling it like it is.   Be careful Joe...now you are going to be labeled a HATER

Joe, you've personally suffered on a prep....your pics blow Brian out of the water.  You've coached a lot of fighters with weight cuts.  You know the ones who will stay the course and get the job done.  Again, you have personal experience with it.  I am sure you would agree that the ones who say that "can't" are really the ones who are saying "that's too tough for me to do".

I liken Brian to that kid many years ago on TUF who couldn't handle the sauna/weight cut and got kicked off the show.  Mentally weak.

Thats exactly it! Real fighters that fight for a living at a high level are in a different world, a different mindset, another level. For as many corners Ive been in over the years I still think to myself that you have to have a fucking screw loose to be doing this and the fight was the easy part. The preps are brutal and even worse when you're trying to make a cut. These guys are usually training 3-4x a DAY. You just don't want to carry a lot of muscle when you're a fighter, muscle takes way too much oxygen and you wind up gassing early.

People make fun of guys like Fedor, Fury and even Roy Nelson. Even though they don't carry a ton of muscle these are big, strong and VERY well conditioned mothers**kers. The same can be said for most professional strongmen. Speaking of which, in 2017 I helped prep a fighter for a fight in Poland against Pudzianowski. Even thought Pudz was big and of course still strong, he still downsized quite a bit to be better conditioned. The fight went to decision to Pudz but when a black Brazilian/American fights in Poland the only way to win is by KO. lol

Point being, BRIAN, Krank is 100% correct on mindset and of course discipline. I don't think you have it otherwise you wouldn't have said "I can't make 185"
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Krankenstein on January 18, 2024, 11:58:10 AM
Thats exactly it! Real fighters that fight for a living at a high level are in a different world, a different mindset, another level. For as many corners Ive been in over the years I still think to myself that you have to have a fucking screw loose to be doing this and the fight was the easy part. The preps are brutal and even worse when you're trying to make a cut. These guys are usually training 3-4x a DAY. You just don't want to carry a lot of muscle when you're a fighter, muscle takes way too much oxygen and you wind up gassing early.

People make fun of guys like Fedor, Fury and even Roy Nelson. Even though they don't carry a ton of muscle these are big, strong and VERY well conditioned mothers**kers. The same can be said for most professional strongmen. Speaking of which, in 2017 I helped prep a fighter for a fight in Poland against Pudzianowski. Even thought Pudz was big and of course still strong, he still downsized quite a bit to be better conditioned. The fight went to decision to Pudz but when a black Brazilian/American fights in Poland the only way to win is by KO. lol

Point being, BRIAN, Krank is 100% correct on mindset and of course discipline. I don't think you have it otherwise you wouldn't have said "I can't make 185"

I'm not the expert here Joe....YOU are.  You've said all of that on GB over the years.  I have seen it in BBing and CF (yeah, I know you don't like it...but the negative mindset thing when training or in comp is there as well).  Your experience with fighters is very unique and deep.  So when someone like Brian says the things he does...thats why we have a hard time giving him ANY kudos of ANY kind.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: beakdoctor on January 18, 2024, 12:01:52 PM
zero wheel vascularity

my wheels are like a fucking road map and i don't even fucking train them :D :D :D

Wagon wheels?
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: 38 returns on January 18, 2024, 12:09:54 PM
Thats exactly it! Real fighters that fight for a living at a high level are in a different world, a different mindset, another level. For as many corners Ive been in over the years I still think to myself that you have to have a fucking screw loose to be doing this and the fight was the easy part. The preps are brutal and even worse when you're trying to make a cut. These guys are usually training 3-4x a DAY. You just don't want to carry a lot of muscle when you're a fighter, muscle takes way too much oxygen and you wind up gassing early.

People make fun of guys like Fedor, Fury and even Roy Nelson. Even though they don't carry a ton of muscle these are big, strong and VERY well conditioned mothers**kers. The same can be said for most professional strongmen. Speaking of which, in 2017 I helped prep a fighter for a fight in Poland against Pudzianowski. Even thought Pudz was big and of course still strong, he still downsized quite a bit to be better conditioned. The fight went to decision to Pudz but when a black Brazilian/American fights in Poland the only way to win is by KO. lol

Point being, BRIAN, Krank is 100% correct on mindset and of course discipline. I don't think you have it otherwise you wouldn't have said "I can't make 185"



Coach

A question

Brian claims inthe cage he would ragdoll mike tyson. You have been aroiund elite level figters- do oyu believe Brian could do this? I have to be honest I am having slight doubts.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Coach is Back! on January 18, 2024, 12:18:19 PM


Coach

A question

Brian claims inthe cage he would ragdoll mike tyson. You have been aroiund elite level figters- do oyu believe Brian could do this? I have to be honest I am having slight doubts.

LOL...No, not now not even if Tyson was a paraplegic in a wheel chair. He trains once in a while down the road from me with Rafael Cordeiro at Kings MMA. I would love to walk in watch him train one day but it's a closed session. Tyson should scare the piss out of anyone.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Coach is Back! on January 18, 2024, 12:31:23 PM
I'm not the expert here Joe....YOU are.  You've said all of that on GB over the years.  I have seen it in BBing and CF (yeah, I know you don't like it...but the negative mindset thing when training or in comp is there as well).  Your experience with fighters is very unique and deep.  So when someone like Brian says the things he does...thats why we have a hard time giving him ANY kudos of ANY kind.

I get it, I just try to stay away from it but in this case, he just doesn't understand. He might do well in a street fight that lasts for few seconds but to go Three fives or five fives is a shit load of the right training.

Brian, if you really want to test yourself, go down to like American Top Team or HB Ultimate with Tiki and volunteer to get into a rotation with a fighter getting ready for a fight in like UFC, Bellator or even ONE Championship in Singapore. If you can prove yourself I'm sure you'd get in as a paid rotation. My son is in rotations with Kongo when he's prepping.

On a side note, the figures in the ONE Championships are just fucking badass and fun to watch. Their speed is mind-blowing
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 18, 2024, 12:33:54 PM
he was 200 at his show and was still 20lb overweight
(https://contests.npcnewsonline.com/images/contests/1684/large/8417373.jpg)

I was 206lbs that morning and holding water after cutting to 198lbs i could not keep any food down. I just added a gallon of water after the weight cut. Then I did 3 classes and you show a pic of me catching my breath walking lol
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 18, 2024, 12:35:14 PM
quick response to josh

I am on life licence. that means i can be recalled to prison for the rest of my life if in breach of my parole terms. Organising a fight is clearly in breach of those terms. So even without laying a glove on brian I could go back to prison for the rest of my life. no parole no seeing the light of day. I'd rather not have that happen.  I absolutely don't trust a word Hankins said- when you were going to 'meet' brian he engaged the local police. So I don't trust him at all. Also I am hoping to travel a bit this year and would rather be able to do this without brian making life difficult. if that makes me a coward so be it. Quite what difference brian knowing my name will make to the man who scares serial killers is beyond me. I don't trust him not to go straight to the police and get me locked up for life.

Last week i gave him a false name. Within minutes he was all over the liverpool echo site trawling stories claiming i was. apaedophile. so he is seeking my details to try to fuck my life up safely hidden away in the USA. NO THANKS. I trust him as far as he can throw clegg

I don't even know what a liverpool echo site is and I am not the one who goes around falsely accusing people of pedophilia that is you
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 18, 2024, 12:35:46 PM
zero wheel vascularity

my wheels are like a fucking road map and i don't even fucking train them :D :D :D

No shit I thought that was your forearm
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 18, 2024, 12:37:32 PM
Thats exactly it! Real fighters that fight for a living at a high level are in a different world, a different mindset, another level. For as many corners Ive been in over the years I still think to myself that you have to have a fucking screw loose to be doing this and the fight was the easy part. The preps are brutal and even worse when you're trying to make a cut. These guys are usually training 3-4x a DAY. You just don't want to carry a lot of muscle when you're a fighter, muscle takes way too much oxygen and you wind up gassing early.

People make fun of guys like Fedor, Fury and even Roy Nelson. Even though they don't carry a ton of muscle these are big, strong and VERY well conditioned mothers**kers. The same can be said for most professional strongmen. Speaking of which, in 2017 I helped prep a fighter for a fight in Poland against Pudzianowski. Even thought Pudz was big and of course still strong, he still downsized quite a bit to be better conditioned. The fight went to decision to Pudz but when a black Brazilian/American fights in Poland the only way to win is by KO. lol

Point being, BRIAN, Krank is 100% correct on mindset and of course discipline. I don't think you have it otherwise you wouldn't have said "I can't make 185"

I can not make 185lbs. I have cut a ton of weight over the years I went from 145lbs to 121lbs in a week when I was at cadet nationals at 15 years old. I cannot do that now. I know my body. I cannot make 185lbs. I am way bigger than that.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: joswift on January 18, 2024, 12:37:41 PM
I get it, I just try to stay away from it but in this case, he just doesn't understand. He might do well in a street fight that lasts for few seconds but to go Three fives or five fives is a shit load of the right training.

Brian, if you really want to test yourself, go down to like American Top Team or HB Ultimate with Tiki and volunteer to get into a rotation with a fighter getting ready for a fight in like UFC, Bellator or even ONE Championship in Singapore. If you can prove yourself I'm sure you'd get in as a paid rotation. My son is in rotations with Kongo when he's prepping.

On a side note, the figures in the ONE Championships are just fucking badass and fun to watch. Their speed is mind-blowing

Brian already told us he used to go to dojos and training schools and ragdoll the teachers

Stop trying to use logic and reason with him.
Its like trying to tell a guy with a billboard saying the worlds going to end next week that it isnt.

Before you try and help or correct someone you have to make a judgement on if they are mentally capeable of listening or taking advice.

People like Brian are a lost cause, hes a pure narcissist totally incapeable of accepting he may be wrong
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 18, 2024, 12:39:48 PM
I get it, I just try to stay away from it but in this case, he just doesn't understand. He might do well in a street fight that lasts for few seconds but to go Three fives or five fives is a shit load of the right training.

Brian, if you really want to test yourself, go down to like American Top Team or HB Ultimate with Tiki and volunteer to get into a rotation with a fighter getting ready for a fight in like UFC, Bellator or even ONE Championship in Singapore. If you can prove yourself I'm sure you'd get in as a paid rotation. My son is in rotations with Kongo when he's prepping.

On a side note, the figures in the ONE Championships are just fucking badass and fun to watch. Their speed is mind-blowing

When did I say I could beat a 25 year old professional mma fighter my size? I said I can whoop the old slob haters on this board and a 58 year old pot smoking Mike Tyson. I know you all don't believe that but that is my opinion. I never said anything about a Prime Tyson or a prime professional MMA fighter my size.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: joswift on January 18, 2024, 12:40:54 PM
I was 206lbs that morning and holding water after cutting to 198lbs i could not keep any food down. I just added a gallon of water after the weight cut. Then I did 3 classes and you show a pic of me catching my breath lol

If you hadnt done that then you would have been 198 or less onstage, thats 13lb over 185

If you hadnt been taking any steroids you would have been around 175
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: joswift on January 18, 2024, 12:42:05 PM
I can not make 185lbs. I have cut a ton of weight over the years I went from 145lbs to 121lbs in a week when I was at cadet nationals at 15 years old. I cannot do that now. I know my body. I cannot make 185lbs. I am way bigger than that.

Lets see how you do when you get cancer..
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 18, 2024, 12:42:08 PM
If you hadnt done that then you would have been 198 or less onstage, thats 13lb over 185

If you hadnt been taking any steroids you would have been around 175

Just nonsense I was 170lbs when I started seriously lifting at 17 years old.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: 38 returns on January 18, 2024, 12:44:56 PM
I don't even know what a liverpool echo site is and I am not the one who goes around falsely accusing people of pedophilia that is you

Liar liar pants on fire

http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=688213.msg10148806#msg10148806

4 posts down Brian. You linked to the site. And you are accusing me of abusing boys (or rather Dave smith of doing it)

you lying c u n t
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: joswift on January 18, 2024, 12:46:22 PM
Just nonsense I was 170lbs when I started seriously lifting at 17 years old.

You have never seriously lifted, you just wander around gyms doing 1 rep max efforts flailing all over the fucking place


You have never set goals and worked towards them with any sort of consistency , just look at your lifes failures, you have never been successful at anything
You would even place last in the worlds biggest loser contest because you are such a fucking loser.
Yep, 170lbs is your weight without steroids.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: joswift on January 18, 2024, 12:48:51 PM
Liar liar pants on fire

http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=688213.msg10148806#msg10148806

4 posts down Brian. You linked to the site. And you are accusing me of abusing boys (or rather Dave smith of doing it)

you lying c u n t

saved
(https://i.ibb.co/4S80sGB/Screenshot-2024-01-18-at-20-47-09.png)

It may have been the person sharing the account so Brian may not have posted it
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 18, 2024, 12:50:33 PM
Liar liar pants on fire

http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=688213.msg10148806#msg10148806

4 posts down Brian. You linked to the site. And you are accusing me of abusing boys (or rather Dave smith of doing it)

you lying c u n t

That is a joke you dumb fuck obviously that is not your real name or you
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Coach is Back! on January 18, 2024, 12:51:24 PM
I can not make 185lbs. I have cut a ton of weight over the years I went from 145lbs to 121lbs in a week when I was at cadet nationals at 15 years old. I cannot do that now. I know my body. I cannot make 185lbs. I am way bigger than that.

Yes you can, I guarantee it. Get off the shit, quit the isolated bodybuilding-type training, drop your calories to deficit and start specific conditioning
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 18, 2024, 12:52:00 PM
You have never seriously lifted, you just wander around gyms doing 1 rep max efforts flailing all over the fucking place


You have never set goals and worked towards them with any sort of consistency , just look at your lifes failures, you have never been successful at anything
You would even place last in the worlds biggest loser contest because you are such a fucking loser.
Yep, 170lbs is your weight without steroids.

Dude you already admit you don't bench or squat. Now you again want to pretend you are big great post up a pic today or a lift and let's compare nah you just want to talk about how you beat 2 senior citizens and got a trophy.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: joswift on January 18, 2024, 12:53:27 PM
That is a joke you dumb fuck obviously that is not your real name or you

joke or not you do know what the Liverpool Echo site is dont you?
I don't even know what a liverpool echo site is and I am not the one who goes around falsely accusing people of pedophilia that is you
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 18, 2024, 12:53:37 PM
Yes you can, I guarantee it. Get off the shit, quit the isolated bodybuilding-type training, drop your calories to deficit and start specific conditioning

I have Crohn's that means I do not properly digest nutrients. I can gorge myself and still have nutritional deficiencies and you want me to go on a starvation diet for months to get my body to drop actual tissue not just fluids are you serious? I will absolutely wind up in the hospital. I take test and I am still anemic for fuck sake. No fucking way
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Coach is Back! on January 18, 2024, 12:54:01 PM
When did I say I could beat a 25 year old professional mma fighter my size? I said I can whoop the old slob haters on this board and a 58 year old pot smoking Mike Tyson. I know you all don't believe that but that is my opinion. I never said anything about a Prime Tyson or a prime professional MMA fighter my size.

I didn't say fight, I said go in a rotation with a fighter that's getting ready for a fight. Sparring. Do you know about rotations?
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: 38 returns on January 18, 2024, 12:55:26 PM
Brian has lost his bottle again.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: joswift on January 18, 2024, 12:55:42 PM
Dude you already admit you don't bench or squat. Now you again want to pretend you are big great post up a pic today or a lift and let's compare nah you just want to talk about how you beat 2 senior citizens and got a trophy.
I have been to the gym more in the last week than you have in the last two months

Whatever happened to your "I bet you didnt even train today" thread, yep, you dnt update it because you dont train

Thats why SC appealled to you, you just do a few 1RM every couple days
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Coach is Back! on January 18, 2024, 12:55:54 PM
I have Crohn's that means I do not properly digest nutrients. I can gorge myself and still have nutritional deficiencies and you want me to go on a starvation diet for months to get my body to drop actual tissue not just fluids are you serious? I will absolutely wind up in the hospital. I take test and I am still anemic for fuck sake. No fucking way

I've never seen you mention anything about having Crohn disease.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 18, 2024, 12:56:24 PM
I didn't say fight, I said go in a rotation with a fighter that's getting ready for a fight. Sparring. Do you know about rotations?

When did I say I could compete with a pro in their prime? Never not once. Now you put a bunch of 46 year old ex mma fighters in a rotation with me and I will hold my own. Give me the average slob getbigger and it's playtime for me.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: joswift on January 18, 2024, 12:57:02 PM
I didn't say fight, I said go in a rotation with a fighter that's getting ready for a fight. Sparring. Do you know about rotations?

apart from guys queuing up to butt fuck him at a gangbang, no, no he doesnt
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: webstar on January 18, 2024, 12:57:10 PM
I've never seen you mention anything about having Crohn disease.

It comes and goes. Like his anemia. When he needs an anadrol refill his anemia kicks back in.

All his ailments are drug dependent
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: webstar on January 18, 2024, 12:57:42 PM
When did I say I could compete with a pro in their prime? Never not once. Now you put a bunch of 46 year old ex mma fighters in a rotation with me and I will hold my own. Give me the average slob getbigger and it's playtime for me.

You said multiple times you would ragdoll a prime Mike Tyson because of your wrestling ability. Don’t make me dig up the post.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 18, 2024, 01:01:08 PM
I've never seen you mention anything about having Crohn disease.

Funny I have mentioned it many times why do you think I have digestive issues? Most of my so called ailments are actual effects of Crohns. It causes real problems I can not cut weight like I used to. Somedays I can not keep food down and I throw up bile or shit blood I get painful gas and bloating all these issues get worse when exposed to extreme conditions like starvation. They are probably going to remove part of my intestines someday and give me a godamn side bag to shit in I will probably get stomach cancer it fucking sucks. However I do the best I can regardless. But I am sure as fuck not going to try and cut 35lbs when I am already lean I do not have 35lbs of fat and water on me. You are talking about losing actual tissue. That is a painful starvation process and I am going to have all kinds of nutritional defecencies and yeah my fucking organs will stop working. I will be out in my yard in a pile of bile cramped up so bad I can't move.  Hell the fuck no
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: webstar on January 18, 2024, 01:01:21 PM
When did I say I could compete with a pro in their prime? Never not once. Now you put a bunch of 46 year old ex mma fighters in a rotation with me and I will hold my own. Give me the average slob getbigger and it's playtime for me.

Brian, any luck finding the lost cat?
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 18, 2024, 01:01:54 PM
You said multiple times you would ragdoll a prime Mike Tyson because of your wrestling ability. Don’t make me dig up the post.

I said current Mike Tyson as in the 58 year old version you just made up prime and kept repeating it.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: webstar on January 18, 2024, 01:02:07 PM
Funny I have mentioned it many times why do you think I have digestive issues? All of my so called ailments are actual effects of Crohns. It causes real problems I can not cut weight like I used to. Somedays I can not keep food down and I throw up bile or shit blood I get painful gas and bloating all these issues get worse when exposed to extreme conditions like starvation. They are probably going to remove part of my intestines someday and give me a godamn side bag to shit in I will probably get stomach cancer it fucking sucks. However I do the best I can regardless. But I am sure as fuck not going to try and cut 35lbs when I am already lean I do not have 35lbs of fat and water on me. You are talking about losing actual tissue. That is a painful starvation process and I am going to have all kinds of nutritional defecencies and yeah my fucking organs will stop working hell the fuck no

I’m sure the growth hormone you are taking will only help the cancer fucking idiot
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: joswift on January 18, 2024, 01:04:43 PM
When did I say I could compete with a pro in their prime? Never not once. Now you put a bunch of 46 year old ex mma fighters in a rotation with me and I will hold my own cock. Give me the average slob getbigger and it's playtime for me.

Alexsandr Karelin is 56, you think you could take him?
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 18, 2024, 01:05:33 PM
You have never seriously lifted, you just wander around gyms doing 1 rep max efforts flailing all over the fucking place


You have never set goals and worked towards them with any sort of consistency , just look at your lifes failures, you have never been successful at anything
You would even place last in the worlds biggest loser contest because you are such a fucking loser.
Yep, 170lbs is your weight without steroids.

You had a chance to particpate in the lifting challenge you decline you have lost your right to claim anyone doesn't lift
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Soul Crusher on January 18, 2024, 01:05:46 PM
I have been to the gym more in the last week than you have in the last two months

Whatever happened to your "I bet you didnt even train today" thread, yep, you dnt update it because you dont train

Thats why SC appealled to you, you just do a few 1RM every couple days


Please don’t bring me in to this.   Ha ha ha ha 😂
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 18, 2024, 01:06:46 PM
Alexsandr Karelin is 56, you think you could take him?

He is also 6 foot 4 and 300lbs
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: joswift on January 18, 2024, 01:06:51 PM
Brian, why is Em living at her daughters?

Your food basket trolley was pretty low on family food

Brain, all alone again

What a kunt
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 18, 2024, 01:08:14 PM
Brian, why is Em living at her daughters?

Your food basket trolley was pretty low on family food

Brain, all alone again

What a kunt

Why are you just making stuff up? Why do I need to argue with you about random shit you make up? I had coffee with my wife this morning and drove my step daughter to the bus. When was the last time you talked to your son and grandkids?
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Coach is Back! on January 18, 2024, 01:08:44 PM
When did I say I could compete with a pro in their prime? Never not once. Now you put a bunch of 46 year old ex mma fighters in a rotation with me and I will hold my own. Give me the average slob getbigger and it's playtime for me.

So like a Lidelle, Ortiz, Penn, Silva, etc? All I'm saying is if you think you're at a higher level than you think, then test yourself and spar with them. I do ground work with Kongo all the time when he's here, I get killed but it's good for me for conditioning but it's also good for him because I'm much stronger than him but at least I'm getting in. You're much younger than me, it's a good test.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: joswift on January 18, 2024, 01:09:36 PM
He is also 6 foot 4 and 300lbs
So fucking what, do you want to add weight and height into the equation now?

hes an MP now and probably hasnt trained in years, he isnt 300lb anymore

You think you could take him?
(https://mf.b37mrtl.ru/files/2022.09/xxl/63284e3520302712ce0e99f0.jpg)
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: joswift on January 18, 2024, 01:10:40 PM
Why are you just making stuff up? Why do I need to argue with you about random shit you make up? I had coffee with my wife this morning and drove my step daughter to the bus. When was the last time you talked to your son and grandkids?
Your wife is at your daughters , its closer to her new job, you are at home house sitting all alone

You want me to ask her on FB?
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: 38 returns on January 18, 2024, 01:17:45 PM
Brian

tyson is in ok shape

you wouldn't get near him

he would literally fracture your skull and put you into a coma

you have no idea about pro athletes or fighters. none.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Krankenstein on January 18, 2024, 01:20:23 PM
Just nonsense I was 170lbs when I started seriously lifting at 17 years old.

Did you have systemic organ failure at that point?  Remember....you said yourself that you had ORGAN failure AND kidney failure (not sure why kidneys weren't included in the ORGAN part) when you tried to drop weight to 190 or whatever.

Again, the question still stands....what disease / pathology is causing this?   I am VERY curious...as is everyone else.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: webstar on January 18, 2024, 01:23:25 PM
I said current Mike Tyson as in the 58 year old version you just made up prime and kept repeating it.

To be clear, you would rag dog Mike in his current state and your current state?

Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: 38 returns on January 18, 2024, 01:25:03 PM
that's why you know hanky has never had a proper fight.

he's never been hit

we aw his reaction in the Clegg fight. clueless
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: joswift on January 18, 2024, 01:26:33 PM
To be clear, you would rag dog Mike in his current state and your current state?


Mike has no takedown defence , apart from a flurry of punches that would break Brian to peices.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: robcguns on January 18, 2024, 01:28:38 PM


He’s not wrong. Let’s just end the fight talk cause no one is gonna fight.
 
Actually keep it going cause it’s the only thing keeping this forum alive haha.

Anyone responding to me watch your tone.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: webstar on January 18, 2024, 01:29:30 PM
Mike has no takdown defence , apart from a flurry of punches that would break Brian to peices.


lololololol

Brian's footwork

https://i.postimg.cc/RhgkByjS/CLEGGBOMB-Copy.gif
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: joswift on January 18, 2024, 01:30:43 PM
He’s not wrong. Let’s just end the fight talk cause no one is gonna fight.
 
Actually keep it going cause it’s the only thing keeping this forum alive haha.

Anyone responding to me watch your tone.
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Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: joswift on January 18, 2024, 01:33:09 PM

lololololol

Brian's footwork

https://i.postimg.cc/RhgkByjS/CLEGGBOMB-Copy.gif
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: joswift on January 18, 2024, 01:34:24 PM
Brians run away now in case I message EM and she finds out hes on getbig again
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Hulkotron on January 18, 2024, 01:36:14 PM
Thats exactly it! Real fighters that fight for a living at a high level are in a different world, a different mindset, another level. For as many corners Ive been in over the years I still think to myself that you have to have a fucking screw loose to be doing this and the fight was the easy part. The preps are brutal and even worse when you're trying to make a cut. These guys are usually training 3-4x a DAY. You just don't want to carry a lot of muscle when you're a fighter, muscle takes way too much oxygen and you wind up gassing early.

People make fun of guys like Fedor, Fury and even Roy Nelson. Even though they don't carry a ton of muscle these are big, strong and VERY well conditioned mothers**kers. The same can be said for most professional strongmen. Speaking of which, in 2017 I helped prep a fighter for a fight in Poland against Pudzianowski. Even thought Pudz was big and of course still strong, he still downsized quite a bit to be better conditioned. The fight went to decision to Pudz but when a black Brazilian/American fights in Poland the only way to win is by KO. lol

Point being, BRIAN, Krank is 100% correct on mindset and of course discipline. I don't think you have it otherwise you wouldn't have said "I can't make 185"

I recall the criticism of Pudz when he was dominating WSM is that there were a lot of events in WSM at the time that were more predicated on conditioning/stamina and not on classical strongman "strength" per se, and he would dominate those events but was not particularly strong compared to say Big Z.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Coach is Back! on January 18, 2024, 01:37:08 PM
Tyson last week or so with Rafael ….

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C10sr9yrtRr/?igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: joswift on January 18, 2024, 01:45:52 PM
Tyson last week or so with Rafael ….

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C10sr9yrtRr/?igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

Brian
(https://media.tenor.com/vo3TPMJpXy0AAAAM/baby-turns-around.gif)
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Hulkotron on January 18, 2024, 01:49:15 PM
Tyson last week or so with Rafael ….

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C10sr9yrtRr/?igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

bhank's position is that he would take Mike to the ground and that would be all she wrote.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: robcguns on January 18, 2024, 01:52:50 PM
Tyson last week or so with Rafael ….

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C10sr9yrtRr/?igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

Forever a badass. That’s awesome.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: robcguns on January 18, 2024, 01:53:38 PM
Brian
(https://media.tenor.com/vo3TPMJpXy0AAAAM/baby-turns-around.gif)

Hahaha.

Watch your tone swift. You feeling any better?
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 18, 2024, 02:00:35 PM
So fucking what, do you want to add weight and height into the equation now?

hes an MP now and probably hasnt trained in years, he isnt 300lb anymore

You think you could take him?
(https://mf.b37mrtl.ru/files/2022.09/xxl/63284e3520302712ce0e99f0.jpg)

No he is a 300lb wrestler and he still trains. I can not take him down. Tyson is not a 300lb wrestler. I can take Tyson down.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 18, 2024, 02:02:26 PM
Your wife is at your daughters , its closer to her new job, you are at home house sitting all alone

You want me to ask her on FB?

Do whatever you want her daughter lives in a completely different city hours away and is watching out 2 cats while we show our house. They lost a cat. My wife is not staying with her write that down in your book. Jackass
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 18, 2024, 02:03:14 PM
Brian

tyson is in ok shape

you wouldn't get near him

he would literally fracture your skull and put you into a coma

you have no idea about pro athletes or fighters. none.

Everyone is entitled to their opinion. I believe I can take him down. He is 58 years old and my size with no wrestling background.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: webstar on January 18, 2024, 02:05:10 PM
Do whatever you want her daughter lives in a completely different city hours away and is watching out 2 cats while we show our house. They lost a cat. My wife is not staying with her write that down in your book. Jackass

Brian, is your wife single?
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 18, 2024, 02:05:24 PM
Did you have systemic organ failure at that point?  Remember....you said yourself that you had ORGAN failure AND kidney failure (not sure why kidneys weren't included in the ORGAN part) when you tried to drop weight to 190 or whatever.

Again, the question still stands....what disease / pathology is causing this?   I am VERY curious...as is everyone else.

Crohn's is the name of the disease again not sure what part of that you are missing. I can not cut 35lbs of muscle I will be in the hospital if I try
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: BB on January 18, 2024, 02:05:30 PM
I said current Mike Tyson as in the 58 year old version you just made up prime and kept repeating it.

No Hawkins, some of those brain droppings had no age stipulations -

Ask yourself if you think a 200 plus pound wrestler can put wrestle Mike Tyson can I beat him in a wrestling match because that’s what would actually happen there wouldn’t be any boxing it would be a pure wrestling match. I would even rise above waist level I would come directly with a low outside sweep single. There would never be a fight just a wrestling match I wouldn’t throw a single punch I wouldn’t stand up at all. Once you consider that you have ti rethink the outcome Tyson is not beating me in a wrestling match. No way now if I can’t make it a wrestling match and I stand there with my hands up trying to box I get destroyed but that’s not what I would do. And Tyson can’t stop a John smith style sweep single no way no how

Tyson on his feet swinging  is terrifying. Tyson grappling is comical. If fighting Tyson you need to tie up his arms Greco style or take him down. If you can do that you will be fine. If you can’t it’s going to suck

You have decent forearms congrats I would still Ragdoll Tyson the man in 2022. Obviously Tyson the 1985 Myth is invincible but yeah he is just an old boxer now with no grappling training at all. Frank Zane is all illusion he had no real size and didn't look that great when standing in a lineup. And MM are you kidding me dude is 20lbs under the classic limit for his height. He beat 2 40 year old dudes at 154lbs to win his over 45 bantom weight pro card meanwhile he took 9th in classic at the same show gtfo

he would be helpless if I got a hold of him. Sure he might land a punch and knock me out but chances are I would get a hold of him. He would have no idea what to do then and would be completely helpless. If he doesn't land an immediate one punch KO I would ragdoll him

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You couldn't ragdoll Clegg in close to your prime, you can't ragdoll Tyson as a 46 year old. Mike would have you shitting out your innards like a stepped on ketchup packet.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 18, 2024, 02:06:19 PM
To be clear, you would rag dog Mike in his current state and your current state?



I would give my left nut for the opportunity to fight Mike Tyson in the cage by all means set it up. I will do it for free
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 18, 2024, 02:07:10 PM
No Hawkins, some of those brain droppings had no age stipulations -

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You couldn't ragdoll Clegg in close to your prime, you can't ragdoll Tyson as a 46 year old. Mike would have you shitting out your innards like a stepped on ketchup packet.

Everyone is entitled to their opinion
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: deadz on January 18, 2024, 02:07:14 PM
No he is a 300lb wrestler and he still trains. I can not take him down. Tyson is not a 300lb wrestler. I can take Tyson down.
Doubtful but if you got lucky enough once you're on the ground Tyson would take you to pound town. Tyson isn't only a boxer in the ring he is/was a street fighter from the beginning. You are truly delusional if you don't believe Tyson would eat you alive.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: joswift on January 18, 2024, 02:08:22 PM
 
When did I say I could compete with a pro in their prime? Never not once. Now you put a bunch of 46 year old ex mma fighters in a rotation with me and I will hold my own. Give me the average slob getbigger and it's playtime for me.
then
No he is a 300lb wrestler and he still trains. I can not take him down. Tyson is not a 300lb wrestler. I can take Tyson down.



poor Brian, still sets boundaries and rules in his fantasies

So can you compete with ex fighters or not?

Or does it only apply to ex fighters the exact same height, weight and birthday as you?
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: joswift on January 18, 2024, 02:09:49 PM
Everyone is entitled to their opinion. I believe I can take him down. He is 58 years old and my size with no wrestling background.

and you walk forward flat footed lumbering around.

He would break your head and body itto pieces in 2 seconds if that.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Hulkotron on January 18, 2024, 02:10:52 PM
Girls and sons who have not been loved by their fathers seek attention once teens and adults to compensate for what they didn't have originally. Fathers either left them alone, or were distant most of the time and not encouraging them. Some even despised them which would shape their personality and the way they interact with others for the rest of their life. They are extremistic in everything they do, always looking exaggeratly for attention, and have troubles adapting to society's rules, because they also have troubles defining their own identity and respecting authority and hierarchy.

Also boys who got picked on by others during childhood and adolescence -often sons without a father figure- try to compensate by lifting weights, to develop muscles and survive in ther male world. They're insecure because they're girly, childish, feminine having been raised by a single mom. They lift obsessively hoping it will transform them into men, to compensate for their lack of influence from a father figure that was not there. Unfortunately they can get as big as they can but it doesn't cure their insecurity and who they truly are, how they grew up being raised by a single mom. They're not as manly as other men whatever they do, and they often have a big lack of masculine presence they don't know how to balance, hence often being borderline homosexuals while trying to get their manhood back through various manly activities (MMA, cars, weight lifting etc.).

They are often the ones that, in order to get respect from other males, will go the steroids route to get even "bigger", attempting to cure their insecurity, but being natural not being "enough", they still feel "too small", insecure, amongst other males. The lack of a father figure also often means they didn't have guidance to continue studies and are often working shitty manual jobs.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Lartinos on January 18, 2024, 02:11:47 PM
So Clegg is asking BHawk to fight 45lb’s above his HS weight and his response is he can’t do that weight? Blatant lie..

We now know why Clegg didn’t have any visible injuries.

His elbows covered less distance than a 500lb power lifter doing bench press.

It’s more like he was leaning on him with his elbow.

It was a good take down for sure, but otherwise there aren’t many positives.

Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 18, 2024, 02:12:01 PM
Brians run away now in case I message EM and she finds out hes on getbig again

Yeah I don't want to message your wife you fucking weirdo
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 18, 2024, 02:14:05 PM
Doubtful but if you got lucky enough once you're on the ground Tyson would take you to pound town. Tyson isn't only a boxer in the ring he is/was a street fighter from the beginning. You are truly delusional if you don't believe Tyson would eat you alive.

Once on the ground it is over. Absolutely though Tyson is capable of hitting really hard while on his feet. But at 58 does he have one shot knockout power I don't think so. I belive he is more show than go now. I believe I get the takedown he gets tired panics and taps. Would I bet the house on me maybe not would I take the Vegas odds and punt on me absolutely.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 18, 2024, 02:15:57 PM
then


poor Brian, still sets boundaries and rules in his fantasies

So can you compete with ex fighters or not?

Or does it only apply to ex fighters the exact same height, weight and birthday as you?

I can not compete with Alexander Karelin he is a much larger better wrestler. I do believe I can compete with an older boxer my size or an older mma fighter my size. Karalin though is a godamn giant of a man. But give me todays version of Kurt Angle with his atrophied body and yeah I am going to whoop his ass. 
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Krankenstein on January 18, 2024, 02:16:37 PM
Funny I have mentioned it many times why do you think I have digestive issues? Most of my so called ailments are actual effects of Crohns. It causes real problems I can not cut weight like I used to. Somedays I can not keep food down and I throw up bile or shit blood I get painful gas and bloating all these issues get worse when exposed to extreme conditions like starvation. They are probably going to remove part of my intestines someday and give me a godamn side bag to shit in I will probably get stomach cancer it fucking sucks. However I do the best I can regardless. But I am sure as fuck not going to try and cut 35lbs when I am already lean I do not have 35lbs of fat and water on me. You are talking about losing actual tissue. That is a painful starvation process and I am going to have all kinds of nutritional defecencies and yeah my fucking organs will stop working. I will be out in my yard in a pile of bile cramped up so bad I can't move.  Hell the fuck no

You couldn't be more wrong....what was it again that you took that caused you to see cartoon dogs?  Was that the crohns?
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 18, 2024, 02:16:59 PM
and you walk forward flat footed lumbering around.

He would break your head and body itto pieces in 2 seconds if that.

Flat footed lol do I look like I am trying to dance on my toes and jab or am I coming in with authority and grabbing him which worked fucking dumbass.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 18, 2024, 02:17:54 PM
You couldn't be more wrong....what was it again that you took that caused you to see cartoon dogs?  Was that the crohns?

I was on prescribed medication for a medical issue which absolutely was linked to my Crohns and dieting and dehydrated you daft fucking twat
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: joswift on January 18, 2024, 02:20:24 PM
Crohn's is the name of the disease again not sure what part of that you are missing. I can not cut 35lbs of muscle I will be in the hospital if I try

I dropped 14lbs of weight after going to an all night dance event, I was about two weeks out from a show weighing 204, I danced all night and ate fuck all the next day, I weighed in at 190lbs, a day later I was back up at 204 and not a cartoon dog in sight, not even with the controlled substances I consumed.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: BB on January 18, 2024, 02:21:43 PM
Flat footed lol do I look like I am trying to dance on my toes and jab or am I coming in with authority and grabbing him which worked fucking dumbass.

Oh Hawkins, when you throw out little fantasies like this I can't help but like you.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Hulkotron on January 18, 2024, 02:22:13 PM
I have Crohn's I have Crohn's wah wah wah  :'( :'( :'( ::)
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: joswift on January 18, 2024, 02:23:09 PM
Yeah I don't want to message your wife you fucking weirdo

Feel free, she doesnt ban me from posting here
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Bevo on January 18, 2024, 02:24:07 PM
Bhanky is the most delusional getbigger in the history of getbig, that’s saying something
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: joswift on January 18, 2024, 02:25:37 PM
I was on prescribed medication for a medical issue which absolutely was linked to my Crohns and dieting and dehydrated you daft fucking twat

Lasix for Crohns?

Crohns causes dehydration, are you sure your doctor prescribed you Lasix?
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Krankenstein on January 18, 2024, 02:28:11 PM
He is also 6 foot 4 and 300lbs

So?
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 18, 2024, 02:30:19 PM
Did Josh change his medication or something he comes across as a decent guy in the last two videos who I don’t want to kill anymore
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 18, 2024, 02:31:22 PM
He’s not wrong. Let’s just end the fight talk cause no one is gonna fight.
 
Actually keep it going cause it’s the only thing keeping this forum alive haha.

Anyone responding to me watch your tone.

He must have a new girlfriend or something he comes across as mentally stable really weird
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Krankenstein on January 18, 2024, 02:31:43 PM
So like a Lidelle, Ortiz, Penn, Silva, etc? All I'm saying is if you think you're at a higher level than you think, then test yourself and spar with them. I do ground work with Kongo all the time when he's here, I get killed but it's good for me for conditioning but it's also good for him because I'm much stronger than him but at least I'm getting in. You're much younger than me, it's a good test.

Joe...thats the beauty of what you do.  You test yourself against the best.  You don't take the easy road.  You know you will probably get beat but the CHALLENGE is what you go for.  That makes you 1,000x a better man than Brian will ever possibly be.

Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: joswift on January 18, 2024, 02:32:55 PM
So?

BJ penn is a retired MMA fighter at 47 and 160lbs, Im sure Brian could take him on
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: joswift on January 18, 2024, 02:33:41 PM
He must have a new girlfriend or something he comes across as mentally stable really weird

anyone mentally stable would come across as wierd to you
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: joswift on January 18, 2024, 02:35:21 PM
Joe...thats the beauty of what you do.  You test yourself against the best.  You don't take the easy road.  You know you will probably get beat but the CHALLENGE is what you go for.  That makes you 1,000x a better man than Brian will ever possibly be.
Once Brian realises its a challenge he quits

He flits from place to place hoping no one will turn up and he can manage a win, if anyone does turn up he either goes home or loses and blames the judges.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: joswift on January 18, 2024, 02:37:16 PM
Brian after his daily pounding on Getbig
(https://preview.redd.it/how-to-clean-this-stain-off-my-pc-case-v0-k4tli0czjgtb1.png?width=1000&format=png&auto=webp&s=69f4d69ce0a6537d1f028634b4cfca26cdf31c5e)
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Rambone on January 18, 2024, 02:39:25 PM
(https://y.yarn.co/55a545bc-e1a4-4263-9b12-a5544f080b9e_text.gif)
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: webstar on January 18, 2024, 02:43:38 PM
Did Josh change his medication or something he comes across as a decent guy in the last two videos who I don’t want to kill anymore

You wouldn’t kill him.

Remember when you were huffing n puffing in Home Depot?

You were in damn near tears
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: joswift on January 18, 2024, 02:45:55 PM
Did Josh change his medication or something he comes across as a decent guy in the last two videos who I don’t want to kill anymore

hes a decent guy because he agrees with you in the videos

That is your only qualifier when judging someones character
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Krankenstein on January 18, 2024, 02:55:23 PM
Crohn's is the name of the disease again not sure what part of that you are missing. I can not cut 35lbs of muscle I will be in the hospital if I try

So how come all other Crohns patients aren't 215lbs?

What I am missing is a legit reason for this alleged organ failure.   Crohns isn't it.  You've convinced yourself of this.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 18, 2024, 02:57:13 PM
Joe...thats the beauty of what you do.  You test yourself against the best.  You don't take the easy road.  You know you will probably get beat but the CHALLENGE is what you go for.  That makes you 1,000x a better man than Brian will ever possibly be.

I would pay money to fight an ex ufc champion my age are you kidding? It would be an absolute honor to fight any of the guys coach mentioned. I do believe today in 2024 I would do ok
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Krankenstein on January 18, 2024, 02:57:43 PM
I was on prescribed medication for a medical issue which absolutely was linked to my Crohns and dieting and dehydrated you daft fucking twat

Bullshit.....liar.   You took lasix and something else....you admitted to doing so on here.   DMA or something like that.  People have fried their kidneys on it.

What was this other medication you took that caused the cartoon animals?
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: webstar on January 18, 2024, 02:58:25 PM
I would pay money to fight an ex ufc champion my age are you kidding? It would be an absolute honor to fight any of the guys coach mentioned. I do believe today in 2024 I would do ok

Agreed,

Built like a prime GSP

Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 18, 2024, 02:59:03 PM
BJ penn is a retired MMA fighter at 47 and 160lbs, Im sure Brian could take him on

Bj is getting knocked out by drunk bums outside the bar these days
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: webstar on January 18, 2024, 03:00:46 PM
Notice how Brian hasnt posted a  physique  update ever since he started the GH and  Anadrol .

he  is packing on the visceral fat and  The bloat is getting so bad he is looking damn near Chinese.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: 38 returns on January 18, 2024, 03:04:29 PM
I would give my left nut for the opportunity to fight Mike Tyson in the cage by all means set it up. I will do it for free

with the amount of gear you've done over the years you may as well offer the stone out of a cherry.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Skeletor on January 18, 2024, 03:04:58 PM
Bj is getting knocked out by drunk bums outside the bar these days

You get fucked by drunk bums outside the bar or under the bridge.

(https://i.postimg.cc/zGFyG768/bhank-after-divorce.jpg)
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: 38 returns on January 18, 2024, 03:11:05 PM
Once on the ground it is over. Absolutely though Tyson is capable of hitting really hard while on his feet. But at 58 does he have one shot knockout power I don't think so. I belive he is more show than go now. I believe I get the takedown he gets tired panics and taps. Would I bet the house on me maybe not would I take the Vegas odds and punt on me absolutely.

Brian name one boxer you have sparred with of any note.
I sparred with Shea Neary years back. I couldn't get fucking near him and he hit me that hard in sparring I was pissing blood.  The punch is absolutely the final thing to go. Tyson would kill you if he connected. Not KO you. KILL YOU.

I was friends with Trevor highboy currie a one time British heavyweight champion. He used to spar with bruno for money. One day bruno hit him so hard he couldn't see clearly for 8 days. He also sparred with Tyson and told me you simply have no idea how quick he is getting inside.You can't move quick enough and he throws multiple punches all of them will knock you out.

Tell me what in your vast fight experience other than 'I just think so' leads you to believe you would do anything other than go home paralysed against Tyson. Against Clegg  you got clipped and stood square on. a rookie error. in fact I don't believe you have ever sparred. your footwork and punch patterns were so poor no way any coach would let you near a spar. no chance.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: BB on January 18, 2024, 03:18:17 PM
You get fucked by drunk bums outside the bar or under the bridge.

(https://i.postimg.cc/zGFyG768/bhank-after-divorce.jpg)

Found on reddit.com/r/fullbellybears -

(https://i.postimg.cc/3xsjqTQy/ezgif-2-fe537d0d41.gif).
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: joswift on January 18, 2024, 03:27:26 PM
next time anyone thinks about Brian in a fight just listen to his faggy fucking voice on here

listen at 35 secs for the pitch rise

Its great as well because he realises the guy running to the water looks better than he does
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: 38 returns on January 18, 2024, 03:32:17 PM
Brian

its a kettlebell he's swinging

what weird man goes to the beach and films and comments on people? A lonely crank
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Skeletor on January 18, 2024, 03:41:53 PM
next time anyone thinks about Brian in a fight just listen to his faggy fucking voice on here

(http://listen at 35 secs for the pitch rise)

Its great as well because he realises the guy running to the water looks better than he does


Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: BB on January 18, 2024, 03:46:15 PM
I'd enjoy a Basile and BHankins travel show. Vince and Brian hanging out, taking in the sights, making small talk......
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: joswift on January 18, 2024, 03:51:08 PM
Bj is getting knocked out by drunk bums outside the bar these days

you are way behind the quality of a drunk bum

He would tie you in fucking knots and you know it
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: joswift on January 18, 2024, 03:51:52 PM
Bullshit.....liar.   You took lasix and something else....you admitted to doing so on here.   DMA or something like that.  People have fried their kidneys on it.

What was this other medication you took that caused the cartoon animals?

he was taking the peptide that destroyed Bostins kidneys
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: joswift on January 18, 2024, 03:53:43 PM
Brian name one boxer you have sparred with of any note.
I sparred with Shea Neary years back. I couldn't get fucking near him and he hit me that hard in sparring I was pissing blood.  The punch is absolutely the final thing to go. Tyson would kill you if he connected. Not KO you. KILL YOU.

I was friends with Trevor highboy currie a one time British heavyweight champion. He used to spar with bruno for money. One day bruno hit him so hard he couldn't see clearly for 8 days. He also sparred with Tyson and told me you simply have no idea how quick he is getting inside.You can't move quick enough and he throws multiple punches all of them will knock you out.

Tell me what in your vast fight experience other than 'I just think so' leads you to believe you would do anything other than go home paralysed against Tyson. Against Clegg  you got clipped and stood square on. a rookie error. in fact I don't believe you have ever sparred. your footwork and punch patterns were so poor no way any coach would let you near a spar. no chance.

I would love to see Brian punching a bag

Maybe his Ex rather than Em
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 18, 2024, 03:55:07 PM
You wouldn’t kill him.

Remember when you were huffing n puffing in Home Depot?

You were in damn near tears

I planned to kill him but now he is like my best defender on Getbig. I can't kill him now. Maybe something will change between now and then.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: joswift on January 18, 2024, 03:56:01 PM
I planned to kill him but now he is like my best defender on Getbig. I can't kill him now. Maybe something will change between now and then.

yep, he will disagree with you
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 18, 2024, 04:01:23 PM
Brian name one boxer you have sparred with of any note.
I sparred with Shea Neary years back. I couldn't get fucking near him and he hit me that hard in sparring I was pissing blood.  The punch is absolutely the final thing to go. Tyson would kill you if he connected. Not KO you. KILL YOU.

I was friends with Trevor highboy currie a one time British heavyweight champion. He used to spar with bruno for money. One day bruno hit him so hard he couldn't see clearly for 8 days. He also sparred with Tyson and told me you simply have no idea how quick he is getting inside.You can't move quick enough and he throws multiple punches all of them will knock you out.

Tell me what in your vast fight experience other than 'I just think so' leads you to believe you would do anything other than go home paralysed against Tyson. Against Clegg  you got clipped and stood square on. a rookie error. in fact I don't believe you have ever sparred. your footwork and punch patterns were so poor no way any coach would let you near a spar. no chance.

Tyson is an old man now. He hit the kid that was harassing him on the plane a dozen times and did nothing. Boxing is also fake. Frances just took out the number 1 guy in his first fight. Again, my footwork was great I was not trying to box in that clip I was blocking closing distance and grabbing which I did successfully. If you watch the fight, I actually landed a few shots of my own including a great left hook at 31 seconds. I didn't panic and grab when I got hit initially I boxed him the first half of the round hands up boxing we both landed a couple stiff shots pushing the other back. Then I changed my style when I decided it was time to take him down that sequence should absolutely not look like boxing flat footed yeah I am walking right into him notice I took several short steps once I had a hold of him to get hip to hip that is proper footwork not lunging he was not getting away. He could not punch I had his arms. I don't need to be on my toes at that point I am in pure greco mode at that point.

Once I have a wrist I am coming in flat footed chest to chest pulling your hips to me if you pull away slam forward if you push forward slam backwards and it is over there is no boxing anymore.Headlock lateral drop shoulder throw trip bear hug whatever you are going down Once I have your wrist the fight is over. I was patient I didn't force the takedown I boxed and waited and got it. The second round I went for it sooner and again I got it.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: joswift on January 18, 2024, 04:08:42 PM
Tyson is an old man now. He hit the kid that was harassing him on the plane a dozen times and did nothing. Boxing is also fake. Frances just took out the number 1 guy in his first fight. Again, my footwork was great I was not trying to box in that clip I was blocking closing distance and grabbing which I did successfully. If you watch the fight, I actually landed a few shots of my own including a great left hook at 31 seconds. I didn't panic and grab when I got hit initially I boxed him the first half of the round hands up boxing we both landed a couple stiff shots pushing the other back. Then I changed my style when I decided it was time to take him down that sequence should absolutely not look like boxing flat footed yeah I am walking right into him notice I took several short steps once I had a hold of him to get hip to hip that is proper footwork not lunging he was not getting away. He could not punch I had his arms. I don't need to be on my toes at that point I am in pure greco mode at that point.

Once I have a wrist I am coming in flat footed chest to chest pulling your hips to me if you pull away slam forward if you push forward slam backwards and it is over there is no boxing anymore. Once I have a your wrist the fight is over. I was patient I didn't force the takedown I boxed and waited and got it. The second round I went for it sooner and again I got it.

(https://media1.tenor.com/m/XgaU95K_XiwAAAAC/kermit-typing.gif)

If only you had been able to grab Cleggs wrist you would have won.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: 38 returns on January 18, 2024, 04:09:34 PM
and yet you did no damage to him

you have the striking of stephen hawking
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: joswift on January 18, 2024, 04:12:11 PM
and yet you did no damage to him

you have the striking of stephen hawking

and the legs...
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Never1AShow on January 18, 2024, 04:12:28 PM
Bullshit.....liar.   You took lasix and something else....you admitted to doing so on here.   DMA or something like that.  People have fried their kidneys on it.

What was this other medication you took that caused the cartoon animals?

I seem to remember something about percs
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: BB on January 18, 2024, 04:12:54 PM
Tyson is an old man now. He hit the kid that was harassing him on the plane a dozen times and did nothing.

::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::).

Tyson didn't beat that kid up because he'd get sued, and it isn't worth the legal problems to brain dead a drunk. It was an educational beating Tyson give him.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: joswift on January 18, 2024, 04:14:08 PM
I seem to remember something about percs

Brian was likely throwing down the entire medicine cabinet


He will kill himself trying to prove a point to people online who dont even like him
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: J. Richards on January 18, 2024, 04:14:47 PM
I would love to see Brian punching fondling a bag

Maybe his Ex rather than Em

*it would have been a crime to leave that alone,,,,
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Never1AShow on January 18, 2024, 04:16:45 PM
Brian was likely throwing down the entire medicine cabinet


He will kill himself trying to prove a point to people online who dont even like him

Welcome back for the fun
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: webstar on January 18, 2024, 04:20:39 PM
Brian, any chance you can post a video of your punching a bag?

Would love to see the footwork. you showed zero in the clegg fight.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: joswift on January 18, 2024, 04:32:36 PM
Brian, any chance you can post a video of your punching a bag?

Would love to see the footwork. you showed zero in the clegg fight.

How Brian thinks he punches




Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 18, 2024, 04:41:58 PM
I seem to remember something about percs

Correct I was prescribed them due to an issue that required hospitalization and a surgical procedure 2 days later.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: joswift on January 18, 2024, 04:55:22 PM
Correct I was prescribed them due to an issue that required hospitalization and a surgical procedure 2 days later.

Nope, it was purely a cosmetic procedure, you didnt have to go in at all.

Have you forgotten already?
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: illuminati on January 18, 2024, 05:00:02 PM
Brian, any chance you can post a video of your punching a bag?

Would love to see the footwork. you showed zero in the clegg fight.


Hey thats not fair on his wife - Hanky doesn't need encouragement to hit on women.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Krankenstein on January 18, 2024, 05:28:40 PM
Correct I was prescribed them due to an issue that required hospitalization and a surgical procedure 2 days later.

Now I remember......you used FTTP!!!!!!
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: tatoo on January 18, 2024, 05:53:03 PM
next time anyone thinks about Brian in a fight just listen to his faggy fucking voice on here

listen at 35 secs for the pitch rise

Its great as well because he realises the guy running to the water looks better than he does


wtf kind of a voice change was that? like 2 or 3 times now in vids...100 percent this guys fruity... his wife must laugh in his face when hits the high note!
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Coach is Back! on January 18, 2024, 05:58:13 PM
Tyson is an old man now. He hit the kid that was harassing him on the plane a dozen times and did nothing. Boxing is also fake. Frances just took out the number 1 guy in his first fight. Again, my footwork was great I was not trying to box in that clip I was blocking closing distance and grabbing which I did successfully. If you watch the fight, I actually landed a few shots of my own including a great left hook at 31 seconds. I didn't panic and grab when I got hit initially I boxed him the first half of the round hands up boxing we both landed a couple stiff shots pushing the other back. Then I changed my style when I decided it was time to take him down that sequence should absolutely not look like boxing flat footed yeah I am walking right into him notice I took several short steps once I had a hold of him to get hip to hip that is proper footwork not lunging he was not getting away. He could not punch I had his arms. I don't need to be on my toes at that point I am in pure greco mode at that point.

Once I have a wrist I am coming in flat footed chest to chest pulling your hips to me if you pull away slam forward if you push forward slam backwards and it is over there is no boxing anymore.Headlock lateral drop shoulder throw trip bear hug whatever you are going down Once I have your wrist the fight is over. I was patient I didn't force the takedown I boxed and waited and got it. The second round I went for it sooner and again I got it.

Might want to check out that sparring video I posted
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 18, 2024, 06:10:33 PM
next time anyone thinks about Brian in a fight just listen to his faggy fucking voice on here

listen at 35 secs for the pitch rise

Its great as well because he realises the guy running to the water looks better than he does


Do you fight with your words? I don’t
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 18, 2024, 06:11:23 PM
Might want to check out that sparring video I posted

Might want to post it
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 18, 2024, 06:12:35 PM
Nope, it was purely a cosmetic procedure, you didnt have to go in at all.

Have you forgotten already?

Yeah no I did not have a cosmetic procedure it was excruciating painful I was passing blood for a month prior to the show and developed a real problem
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 18, 2024, 06:16:46 PM
Brian, any chance you can post a video of your punching a bag?

Would love to see the footwork. you showed zero in the clegg fight.

I haven’t updated because nothing Has changed I am full and dry I would like to be holding some water I am not had bad cramps today
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: tatoo on January 18, 2024, 06:55:57 PM
Do you fight with your words? I don’t

you sound like mrs. doubtfire lmao.... dude, whats up w that voice?
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Never1AShow on January 18, 2024, 06:56:50 PM
And with that we hit 80!

1. "sheared from the bone Tricep"
2. Restless Leg syndrome
3. Shaky hands from childhood
4. Bone on Bone knees and surgeries (Titanium/adamantium rods)
5. Torn right pec ("missing half a pec")
6. Surgical re-attachment of right tricep
7. 3 Shoulder surgeries, one on the right side the other 2 were on the left side.
8. Cut bicep tendon from a shoulder surgery
9. Barrett’s esophagus
10. Gastroesophageal reflux disease (GERD)
11. Crohnes disease
12. Bile reflux
13. Hiatal hernia
14. Umbilical hernia
15. Polyps and cyst (pre-cancerous)
16. Bleeding ulcer
17. Bloody shits, nausea and indigestion and vomiting
18. shin splints in the forearms
19. magnesium and other mineral deficiencies
20. Stingray puncture of left or right foot (he can't remember, see dementia below and "225x15" and 7=10-11)
21. Anemia
22. Anxiety
23. Depression
24. Arthritis
25. Something with the neck from demolition derby (whiplash)
26. ACUTE Organ failure hacking up bile
27. Dementia/Alzheimers (possibly vaping induced)
28. Anorexia
29. "precancerous polyps and cyst throughout digestive system"
30. 2 Herniated bulging disc one lower back and one in the neck possibly causing nerve damage and atrophy on the right arm
31. Astigmatism
32. Broken toe from hopping out of bed
33. Possibly Infected veinless cutless bicep
34. Thrombosed Hemorrhoid
35. Missing esophageal sphincter
36. Male pattern baldness
37.  Erectile dysfunction
38.  Hands and arms completely numb in sleep
39.  Bulimia
40.  Agoraphobia  (not Agorgophobia though)
41.  Lactose Intolerant
42.  Baker's cyst
43.  Cleggian shoulder dislocation
44.  Two-step "sliding knee"
45.  "temporary Injury in the quad" (as of 6/28/23)
46.  Throwing up in the morning (daily ritual before dbol breakfast)
47.  Insomnia due to left shoulder aches
48.  Legs still don't bend right
49.  Starvation requiring midnight cooking meals
50.  can’t hear out of left ear and there is a constant ringing
51.  minor tendon strain pull in the right arm
52.  Sore throat
53.  Debilitating sunburn
54.  110 resting heartrate after coffee
55.  Bench press shakes from Adrenalin or Sugar Imbalance
56.  Elevated liver enzymes and high Hematocrit
57.  Pituitary gland doesn’t seem to be making anything
58.  Tennis elbow/stress fracture
59.  Tweaked right bicep from setting denied World Record Strict Curling in wrong weight class
60.  Red area around the [hernia operation] wound with some yellow puss and a swollen lymph node
61.  Infected hernia side incisions
62.  2 cm meniscus tear
63.  Tennis elbow requiring cortisone injections every 6 months for 2 years
64.  Delts have been dislocated and they do not sit the same in the joint. One is always rolled forward and the other is always rolled backward.
65.  abs hurt when he coughs
66.   foreign objected surgically implanted into abdomen
67.  Acute abdomen pain forcing two day break in post-surgery comeback training
68.  Medically too lean
69. sick the last few mornings with acid reflux in ndigestuin and no appetite (sic)
70.  Dead arm
71.  Botched hernia operation
72.  Brittle nails due to vitamin deficiency
73.  Pain in abdomen from where he had a surgical implant
74.  Throwing up bile on Thanksgiving morning
75.  Dyslexia
76.  Liposuction scars
77.  Spends half the night passing gas
78.  Painful peptic ulcer (of peace)
79.  High blood pressure  200+/160+.
80.  Passes blood for a month prior to bodybuilding shows
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Sandrock on January 18, 2024, 06:56:58 PM
so did patrick spalding

too easy this

OK this was a really good one.  Credit where it's due.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Never1AShow on January 18, 2024, 07:11:48 PM
Nope, it was purely a cosmetic procedure, you didnt have to go in at all.

Have you forgotten already?

Hey, he's qualified for Nationals now even though he quit!  The issue was so serious that he could have the scarecrow drive him back 6 hours seeing Cartoon dogs rather than go to the hospital, so serious he went into an urgent care, not a hospital. Here's what he said was the reason he quit at the time, nothing about some huge illness:

They took pics during prejudging those pics will be available soon enough and again I have never edited or photoshopped a pic in my life you guys just keep making up lies

I left because letting my girl make it to work and drive as a decent hour and get myself to work was more important than waiting around all night. Really tired of you guys lying on me. Because I didn’t stay all night you guys get to make up 1000 lies it’s bullshit

I don’t owe getbig any kind of explanation. I was in condition just like I said I would be. I did not realize there were going to be 200 competitors and the prelims would be mid afternoon. I was sick and I had to work the next day and my girl had to drive so we went home. Staying until 10pm was not an option.  I wanted to see how I compared to the other people in my class and I did that I believed I compared well. I am now qualified for nationals that was the goal. Obviously next year I will take a day off work and stay another night that was not an option this year.  The promoter said at the beginning it is your build is what matters not your placement. I am 3 days post and still in shape this was last night before bed. But yeah I have a real medical issue that is causing me some real problems right now and I was not going to endure it another night I saw everything I needed to see at the prelims.

As I said I do conservatively believe I would have taken 2nd and yes I may have actually won but I could not wait around another 8 hours to find out. I thought the NPC day would be 9-11 prelims and my prelims didn’t even start with til after lunch we already checked out of our hotel. You guys say I left because I got my ass kicked and that simply isn’t true.

I had to work at 7am Monday morning I thought they would have 30 people on Sunday competing and I would drive home at 7pm but they had 200 and I wasn’t going to be able to drive so we left. I told you guys to wait for the high def pics but you couldn’t and just kept insisting I must have been destroyed which wasn’t true

I did not declare myself the winner as I left but I sure as hell would not have been last but yeah the show was running 6 hours behind when we left
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: BEEFCAKE on January 18, 2024, 07:42:41 PM


josh i fully accept your challenge, i will see you at YVR at 1:30pm thursday february 8 , my actions toward you will be determined by the colour of lip stick you are wearing
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Never1AShow on January 18, 2024, 08:02:56 PM


After posting a couple of times waiting at the prejudging, this was the first post Hanky made after the show he bailed on, he didn't get sick, he made himself sick with diuretics and still looked awful

I was there I competed there were only 3 guys in my class. The scheduling was a shit show as it was 2pm by the time they did the prejudging for my class. I am working today and I was incoherent after the prejudging I needed to recover so I did not stay an extra 6 hours for the finals. I was in no condition to drive and Emily can not drive at 2am due to astigmatism. As such we left after my prejudging. I was actually really sick cutting weight was a huge mistake and I cut too much and took it too far. My brain was not working i had been up all night practicing posing and getting drier and then they extended my prejudging by several hours. I had not planned to go that long without food or water but I had gone so long I didn’t want to switch plans and binge right before they called me. I made the same mistake listening to people telling me I needed to drop 20lbs I look better before I start trying to do that. But I said I would compete and I did. But yeah I got really sick so I left after prejudging being alert and at work today was more important. When they come out with the pics I will share them. But I feel like I emaciated myself again which was a mistake I look better at 220lbs than 200lbs. The competition level was good and I saw what I needed to see and learned a few things. But but 3pm I didn’t care about anything except water. I will say they combined the B and C class so I was competing against one guy that was 59 and another guy that was 64. I do feel I was competitive with Bo to of them but in all likelihood would have taken 2nd if I stayed through the finals and it wasn’t worth staying all night to battle for 2nd. Condition was absolutely not an issue muscle belly fullnes is my issue I need to remember that if I compete again I was in better condition than a lot of people  but I was flat I didn’t have that round muscle belly look and I am never going to have it at 200lbs I just start to get it around 220lbs. Anyway I did get on stage I didn’t back out but yeah I left once I felt I wasn’t going to win and had a 7 hours drive home. I also was not well like I was falling asleep dropping stuff and babbling it wasn’t good thank god for my fiancé taking care of me as I could not drive and was barely functional. She got me fluids she got me home she took care of me.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: The Scott on January 18, 2024, 08:07:41 PM


Good lawd!  Is there no shame in this fell being?

bhanky is an insufferable, immature, FeceBook attention whore turdling.   Just barely above the Cuckold Libtardians here on the SS (the Sentience Scale).  Disgusting creatures the lot of  'em.

What a gross individual.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: ThisisOverload on January 18, 2024, 08:18:36 PM
Credit to hanky for that trip/slam he did.

While not a technical move, he did it well and laid on the guy for a few minutes.

That said, i hope he dies in a fire.

And hanky, which GH product are you using from TP?

The yellow tinted blacks?

Still "front loading" GH? ;D
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Coach is Back! on January 18, 2024, 08:45:37 PM
Tyson last week or so with Rafael ….

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C10sr9yrtRr/?igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

I posted it on page 30, Hanks. You nor probably anyone else on this board would take even his sparring hits let alone get close enough to touch him.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: The Scott on January 18, 2024, 09:02:25 PM
Credit to hanky for that trip/slam he did.

While not a technical move, he did it well and laid on the guy for a few minutes.

That said, i hope he dies in a fire.

And hanky, which GH product are you using from TP?

The yellow tinted blacks?

Still "front loading" GH? ;D

Doubtless he is more into "rear loading".  Fell creature that he is.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: JustPlaneJane on January 18, 2024, 10:29:06 PM


This lowlife loser pretending he is some type of Getbig spokesperson.

Shouldn’t you be borrowing money from gullible Getbig members, you bullshitter ?

Yeah, you’re going to Vegas….what a crock of crap. Your boyfriend is a tiny little loser of a manlet. You white knighting for him is so cute.

Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: hench on January 18, 2024, 11:22:30 PM
Tyson is still an absolute beast, solid, a lumbering hanky eventually took down a slow out of shape Clegg 15 years ago and was rocked by him beforehand. He's now a brittle mess full of ailments, you're right, hanky would be on the floor flat out like an ironing board before he knew what hit him.
I posted it on page 30, Hanks. You nor probably anyone else on this board would take even his sparring hits let alone get close enough to touch him.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: dj181 on January 18, 2024, 11:32:07 PM
dear josh, you are right about the nameless faceless cowards YEP

and get this your insults don't bother me, i do not give one fucking iodta what you say chief

i eat 4000 cals a day just had 2 double sausage egg muffins chesse omelette and chocolate mcflurry

is tommy anorexic, and is he more muscled than i? and would you call him anorexic to his face?

i will compete in MP this summer DONE DEAL and these are the guys i'll be onstage with, so do they outmuscle me? what about shape and lines and asethtics, they DESTROY ME, yes?

Oh! And get down to a legit 5-6% body fat like I am and I guaren-fucking-tee you will weigh all of a buck 30

Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Bevo on January 19, 2024, 12:31:25 AM
I would pay money to fight an ex ufc champion my age are you kidding? It would be an absolute honor to fight any of the guys coach mentioned. I do believe today in 2024 I would do ok

Hit up BJ then , also GSP, and Machida, all retired and in their 40’s

All of them will still beat the shit out of you, and you won’t do “okay” with them
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: joswift on January 19, 2024, 01:04:47 AM
Yeah no I did not have a cosmetic procedure it was excruciating painful I was passing blood for a month prior to the show and developed a real problem

Ah. , yes it was the piles op due to all the trauma around the ass area

Years of anal abuse , shitter slacker than a wizards sleeve
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: 38 returns on January 19, 2024, 01:47:52 AM
Hankins is the boards john Fury

all mouth piss and wind and runs a mile when its put on him
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 19, 2024, 03:12:48 AM
I posted it on page 30, Hanks. You nor probably anyone else on this board would take even his sparring hits let alone get close enough to touch him.

Do you see how close he has to get to hit someone? He isn’t throwing jabs from a distance he is coming all the way in committed and trying to throw combos on top of someone. He is going to be tied up the second he comes in I don’t have to take any shots. I absolutely think I would take a 58 year old Tyson out and I don’t think it would be that difficult.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 19, 2024, 03:16:02 AM
Hit up BJ then , also GSP, and Machida, all retired and in their 40’s

All of them will still beat the shit out of you, and you won’t do “okay” with them

None of those guys are going to be willing to fight someone unknown at heavyweight. I absolutely would have the size and strength advantage against all of them. I do believe I could put wrestle them and before you start talking about GSP great wrestling the dude is 170lbs soaking wet these days practicing cuts to 155. BJ is a damn drink these days and machida hasn’t been elusive for years at least Machida is my size I am going to have a 30lbs-50lb weight advantage against gsp and bj
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Flexacon on January 19, 2024, 03:19:17 AM
Do you see how close he has to get to hit someone? He isn’t throwing jabs from a distance he is coming all the way in committed and trying to throw combos on top of someone. He is going to be tied up the second he comes in I don’t have to take any shots. I absolutely think I would take a 58 year old Tyson out and I don’t think it would be that difficult.

Agreed. With your take down technique my money would still be on you even with a prime Tyson.

None of those guys are going to be willing to fight someone unknown at heavyweight. I absolutely would have the size and strength advantage against all of them. I do believe I could put wrestle them and before you start talking about GSP great wrestling the dude is 170lbs soaking wet these days practicing cuts to 155. BJ is a damn drink these days and machida hasn’t been elusive for years at least Machida is my size I am going to have a 30lbs-50lb weight advantage against gsp and bj

Absolutely. There is no way any of them are beating you in a strict curl or arm wrestle
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: tatoo on January 19, 2024, 03:19:58 AM
Do you see how close he has to get to hit someone? He isn’t throwing jabs from a distance he is coming all the way in committed and trying to throw combos on top of someone. He is going to be tied up the second he comes in I don’t have to take any shots. I absolutely think I would take a 58 year old Tyson out and I don’t think it would be that difficult.

come on now bro..lmao
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 19, 2024, 03:21:34 AM
come on now bro..lmao

I am going to have a 30-50lb advantage on bjj and gsp are you kidding me? Those guys are 170lbs walking around I am 220 so the math. Gsp is not 190lbs these days

I don’t care who you are if you weigh in at 170lbs and try to grapple with me you are going to have issues
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: dj181 on January 19, 2024, 03:23:13 AM
None of those guys are going to be willing to fight someone unknown at heavyweight. I absolutely would have the size and strength advantage against all of them. I do believe I could put wrestle them and before you start talking about GSP great wrestling the dude is 170lbs soaking wet these days practicing cuts to 155. BJ is a damn drink these days and machida hasn’t been elusive for years at least Machida is my size I am going to have a 30lbs-50lb weight advantage against gsp and bj

You and your old age horseshit

Age is just a fucking number

Check this vid he is clearly in his fucking 70s and he fucking floored 3 shitstains

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3735969/Astonishing-CCTV-footage-shows-elderly-man-taking-knife-wielding-gang-knocking-floor.html#v-6585415391488554210
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 19, 2024, 03:25:20 AM
You and your old age horseshit

Age is just a fucking number

Check this vid he is clearly in his fucking 70s and he fucking floored 3 shitstains

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3735969/Astonishing-CCTV-footage-shows-elderly-man-taking-knife-wielding-gang-knocking-floor.html#v-6585415391488554210

It’s not just age if you  are 170lbs you can’t grapple with me I will ragdoll someone who is 170lb they are also not throwing one shot KO power. They will get take down and they won’t get up

Unless they are Jordan Burroughs and those guys are not Jordan Burroughs
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: tatoo on January 19, 2024, 03:26:32 AM
I am going to have a 30-50lb advantage on bjj and gsp are you kidding me? Those guys are 170lbs walking around I am 220 so the math. Gsp is not 190lbs these days

was talking about tyson... why not just take a local fight and fight SOMEBODY? anything will beat these wet dream, made up, woulda coulda bullshit fantasies..
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 19, 2024, 03:27:51 AM
was talking about tyson... why not just take a local fight and fight SOMEBODY? anything will beat these wet dream, made up, woulda coulda bullshit fantasies..

Tyson at 58 years old is no longer Tyson
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Post by: bhank on January 19, 2024, 03:29:25 AM
was talking about tyson... why not just take a local fight and fight SOMEBODY? anything will beat these wet dream, made up, woulda coulda bullshit fantasies..

Give me someone I have a reason to fight why not why not some getbig champion? Which one of you bitches is going to step up none of you so stfu
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Post by: Cook on January 19, 2024, 03:30:50 AM
Give me someone I have a reason to fight why not why not some getbig champion? Which one of you bitches is going to step up none of you so stfu
you are an odd person
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Post by: bhank on January 19, 2024, 03:32:32 AM
come on now bro..lmao

Tyson is all show yeah he looks great hitting pads for 30 seconds but the power isn't there the stamina isn't there he also doesn't know how to fight he just knows how to box it is not the same thing he gets tripped and taken down the second he comes in and it's over he is a fish out of water after that
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Post by: dj181 on January 19, 2024, 03:33:57 AM
It’s not just age if you  are 170lbs you can’t grapple with me I will ragdoll someone who is 170lb they are also not throwing one shot KO power. They will get take down and they won’t get up

Unless they are Jordan Burroughs and those guys are not Jordan Burroughs

True I'll fully admit if someone gets hold of me it's game over

My coach told me if I get into it with a fat fuck start by nailing him with body shots

He said my hand speed is very good and my punching power decent he said if he trained me for the ring he'd make me a boxer puncher

He could do all, box grappel kick box just a true baddas he trained polish hooligans and he wanted to teach me dirty fighting but I passed I just like striking

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Post by: joswift on January 19, 2024, 03:37:08 AM
Tyson is all show yeah he looks great hitting pads for 30 seconds but the power isn't there the stamina isn't there he also doesn't know how to fight he just knows how to box it is not the same thing he gets tripped and taken down the second he comes in and it's over he is a fish out of water after that

he hasnt quit on his stool after two rounds lying on the floor
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Post by: robcguns on January 19, 2024, 03:38:25 AM
Hankins you may be a tough guy, I don’t know. But Tyson even at 58 is still Tyson. I would put my money on him verse pretty much anybody. Would I fight him? Yes,would I win?No. I do appreciate your confidence but Tyson? I am also a very confident guy in the fight arena but a man has to know what can and cannot be done. I’m well aware that guys that fight for a living would most likely kill me and that’s just on cardio alone never mind their fighting skills. With all that said yes I would fight anyone as I believe taking the beating is better than being afraid to fight.
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Post by: tatoo on January 19, 2024, 03:40:23 AM
Tyson is all show yeah he looks great hitting pads for 30 seconds but the power isn't there the stamina isn't there he also doesn't know how to fight he just knows how to box it is not the same thing he gets tripped and taken down the second he comes in and it's over he is a fish out of water after that

go to a local gym and fight somebody... hang out there for 15 minutes and just be yourself lol.. you will have a reason to fight...
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Post by: bhank on January 19, 2024, 03:42:31 AM
Hankins you may be a tough guy, I don’t know. But Tyson even at 58 is still Tyson. I would put my money on him verse pretty much anybody. Would I fight him? Yes,would I win?No. I do appreciate your confidence but Tyson? I am also a very confident guy in the fight arena but a man has to know what can and cannot be done. I’m well aware that guys that fight for a living would most likely kill me and that’s just on cardio alone never mind their fighting skills. With all that said yes I would fight anyone as I believe taking the beating is better than being afraid to fight.

I mean I hear you and I know Lesnar would kill me. But Tyson I just don't see it anymore I don't think the guy still has it. Also again styles make fights Tyson is the perfect style for me he wants to get in close and have a phone booth exchange that makes him much easier to get hold off and take down. He then has 0 grappling exp and no heart. Now if you asked me to box Tyson fuck no I would have no chance but I would not try to box him. He comes forward I don't need to set anything up and chase him down as he jabs and runs he is going to step in throwing hooks just tie him up once and it's over not that hard to do. I don't think he still has one shot KO power at 58 years old. I do believe he can be tied up once tied up he can be taken down he doesn't have any training or skills once taken down he is just an old guy who will have no idea what to do and panic.
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Post by: joswift on January 19, 2024, 03:42:36 AM
Hankins you may be a tough guy, I don’t know. But Tyson even at 58 is still Tyson. I would put my money on him verse pretty much anybody. Would I fight him? Yes,would I win?No. I do appreciate your confidence but Tyson? I am also a very confident guy in the fight arena but a man has to know what can and cannot be done. I’m well aware that guys that fight for a living would most likely kill me and that’s just on cardio alone never mind their fighting skills. With all that said yes I would fight anyone as I believe taking the beating is better than being afraid to fight.
Brian cant relate to any of that at all, hes run away from any push back all his life
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Post by: Rambone on January 19, 2024, 03:43:44 AM
I mean I hear you and I know Lesnar would kill me. But Tyson I just don't see it anymore I don't think the guy still has it. Also again styles make fights Tyson is the perfect style for me he wants to get in close and have a phone booth exchange that makes him much easier to get hold off and take down. He then has 0 grappling exp and no heart. Now if you asked me to box Tyson fuck no I would have no chance but I would not try to box him. He comes forward I don't need to set anything up and chase him down as he jabs and runs he is going to step in throwing hooks just tie him up once and it's over not that hard to do.

You’d take him down to pound town IMO
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Post by: joswift on January 19, 2024, 03:43:53 AM
I mean I hear you and I know Lesnar would kill me. But Tyson I just don't see it anymore I don't think the guy still has it. Also again styles make fights Tyson is the perfect style for me he wants to get in close and have a phone booth exchange that makes him much easier to get hold off and take down. He then has 0 grappling exp and no heart. Now if you asked me to box Tyson fuck no I would have no chance but I would not try to box him. He comes forward I don't need to set anything up and chase him down as he jabs and runs he is going to step in throwing hooks just tie him up once and it's over not that hard to do.

You couldnt finish Clegg
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Post by: tatoo on January 19, 2024, 03:44:10 AM
Hankins you may be a tough guy, I don’t know. But Tyson even at 58 is still Tyson. I would put my money on him verse pretty much anybody. Would I fight him? Yes,would I win?No. I do appreciate your confidence but Tyson? I am also a very confident guy in the fight arena but a man has to know what can and cannot be done. I’m well aware that guys that fight for a living would most likely kill me and that’s just on cardio alone never mind their fighting skills. With all that said yes I would fight anyone as I believe taking the beating is better than being afraid to fight.

robcguns v hankins
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Post by: bhank on January 19, 2024, 03:46:08 AM
Hankins you may be a tough guy, I don’t know. But Tyson even at 58 is still Tyson. I would put my money on him verse pretty much anybody. Would I fight him? Yes,would I win?No. I do appreciate your confidence but Tyson? I am also a very confident guy in the fight arena but a man has to know what can and cannot be done. I’m well aware that guys that fight for a living would most likely kill me and that’s just on cardio alone never mind their fighting skills. With all that said yes I would fight anyone as I believe taking the beating is better than being afraid to fight.

Tyson is a 58 year old pot head he doesn't have that cardio anymore he doesn't fight for a living he smokes weed all day
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: joswift on January 19, 2024, 03:46:35 AM
Hankins is getbigs Charlie Zelanov
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Post by: dj181 on January 19, 2024, 03:46:41 AM
Hankins you may be a tough guy, I don’t know. But Tyson even at 58 is still Tyson. I would put my money on him verse pretty much anybody. Would I fight him? Yes,would I win?No. I do appreciate your confidence but Tyson? I am also a very confident guy in the fight arena but a man has to know what can and cannot be done. I’m well aware that guys that fight for a living would most likely kill me and that’s just on cardio alone never mind their fighting skills. With all that said yes I would fight anyone as I believe taking the beating is better than being afraid to fight.

I shouldered 2 guys on Wednesday coming home in the crowd neither of them did anything but if I went down I'll go

Yep they would probably beat me ass but like you said I'd take it like a man

I like physical contact when I did it it felt very good

My therapist warned me to reel it in cause I could get in serious legal trouble if I do go down and I came out on top you see my rage and anger are on full tilt partially due to being in a pronounced state of mania

He fears I might "black out" and really hurt someone again if they don't knock my ass out first

I really want to.get back into boxing but my leg won't fucking let me
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Post by: BB on January 19, 2024, 03:48:51 AM
BHank once tore a pec in domestic combat with a small woman.

Mike Tyson fought tigers in his underwear -

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Post by: bhank on January 19, 2024, 03:48:57 AM
I shouldered 2 guys on Wednesday coming home in the crowd neither of them did anything but if I went down I'll go

Yep they would probably beat me ass but like you said I'd take it like a man

I like physical contact when I did it it felt very good

My therapist warned me to reel it in cause I could get in serious legal trouble if I do go down and I came out on top you see my rage and anger are on full tilt partially due to being in a pronounced state of mania

He fears I might "black out" and really hurt someone again if they don't knock my ass out first

I really want to.get back into boxing but my leg won't fucking let me

Bwhaha that is such fucking nonsense that is like saying I just see Red lol no one blacks out an beats people up stop watching too many movies
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Post by: joswift on January 19, 2024, 03:49:45 AM
Tyson is a 58 year old pot head he doesn't have that cardio anymore he doesn't fight for a living he smokes weed all day
and you are a 46 year old drug addict with 80 ailments, two dodgy knees, a fucked up atrophied right side.

Hes in way better shape than you are physically
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Post by: tatoo on January 19, 2024, 03:49:58 AM
Tyson is a 58 year old pot head he doesn't have that cardio anymore he doesn't fight for a living he smokes weed all day

sounds like you at 46 bro.... you and robcguns should fight.... you would never fight him hankins lmao
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Post by: bhank on January 19, 2024, 03:53:07 AM
Hankins you may be a tough guy, I don’t know. But Tyson even at 58 is still Tyson. I would put my money on him verse pretty much anybody. Would I fight him? Yes,would I win?No. I do appreciate your confidence but Tyson? I am also a very confident guy in the fight arena but a man has to know what can and cannot be done. I’m well aware that guys that fight for a living would most likely kill me and that’s just on cardio alone never mind their fighting skills. With all that said yes I would fight anyone as I believe taking the beating is better than being afraid to fight.

Also win lose or draw what an honor it would be to fight Mike Tyson. Anyone who wouldn't fight him is a fucking pussy. I mean imagine telling your grandkids you fought Mike Tyson. But yeah styles make fights I would give myself a way better chance against a 58 year old Tyson that mid tier MMA guy with decent grappling. But again depends on the guy size age and style but how could anyone turn down the chance to fight a UFC or boxing champion. Shit I would have a camp and everything would be awesome
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Post by: bhank on January 19, 2024, 03:53:52 AM
sounds like you at 46 bro.... you and robcguns should fight.... you would never fight him hankins lmao

Because I like Robcguns why should I fight one of the few guys I like when I hate millions of people?
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Post by: joswift on January 19, 2024, 03:54:33 AM
Also win lose or draw what an honor it would be to fight Mike Tyson. Anyone who wouldn't fight him is a fucking pussy. I mean imagine telling your grandkids you fought Mike Tyson. But yeah styles make fights I would give myself a way better chance against a 58 year old Tyson that mid tier MMA guy with decent grappling. But again depends on the guy size age and style but how could anyone turn down the chance to fight a UFC or boxing champion. Shit I would have a camp and everything would be awesome

You wont live to see grandkids, Tyson fight or not
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Post by: bhank on January 19, 2024, 03:57:06 AM
Speaking of getting old funny story. I actually got a 2nd interview yesterday afternoon on zoom with the President of the company. He was younger than me as it is a startup. Anyway the funny or sad part he says

"So tell me about yourself? I mean how many more years do you even plan to work?"


I mean how do you call someone old without calling them old right? Did I age out of the workforce?



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Post by: BB on January 19, 2024, 03:58:27 AM
Rumor has it, BHank has lost 769 consecutive fights with his own asshole.
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Post by: webstar on January 19, 2024, 04:05:07 AM
Speaking of getting old funny story. I actually got a 2nd interview yesterday afternoon on zoom with the President of the company. He was actually a little younger than me as it is a startup. Anyway the funny or sad part he says

"So tell me about yourself? I mean how many more years do you even plan to work?"


I mean how do you call someone old without calling them old right? Did I age out of the workforce?

Did you tell him about your Wall Street days?

I think he would have enjoyed that wives tale.
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Post by: tatoo on January 19, 2024, 04:12:55 AM
Because I like Robcguns why should I fight one of the few guys I like when I hate millions of people?

he would kill you hankins and you know it lol.... but keep running your mouth about fighting senior citizens.. bottom line, i got money says robc would wipe the floor w your broken down old ass.
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Post by: tatoo on January 19, 2024, 04:15:26 AM
Speaking of getting old funny story. I actually got a 2nd interview yesterday afternoon on zoom with the President of the company. He was younger than me as it is a startup. Anyway the funny or sad part he says

"So tell me about yourself? I mean how many more years do you even plan to work?"


I mean how do you call someone old without calling them old right? Did I age out of the workforce?

itll be even funnier when he googles your name..... robc would smoke you in a fight hankins.. i got money on it
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Post by: bhank on January 19, 2024, 04:16:09 AM
Honestly the more I think about it if given the option to fight anyone in MMA I would pick Mike Tyson. That would be my dream fight because he is the biggest name but with serious holes in his game. I do think it is a good matchup for me. But Tyson doesn't do MMA he is a boxer but absolutely fuck yes I would want that fight.

Now being more realistic who could I actually get? Probably Tito or Chuck both of which would be tougher fights for me. But they are both beat up with lots of injuries and Chuck is really getting older. I feel I could bull rush him and get the takedown. Still though very tough fights. I think Tyson would be easier in the cage. But fuck yes it would be an absolute honor to fight any of them.
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Post by: robcguns on January 19, 2024, 04:16:38 AM
Also win lose or draw what an honor it would be to fight Mike Tyson. Anyone who wouldn't fight him is a fucking pussy. I mean imagine telling your grandkids you fought Mike Tyson. But yeah styles make fights I would give myself a way better chance against a 58 year old Tyson that mid tier MMA guy with decent grappling. But again depends on the guy size age and style but how could anyone turn down the chance to fight a UFC or boxing champion. Shit I would have a camp and everything would be awesome

Agreed it would be quite a story no matter the outcome to fight Tyson. Would have no problem saying I fought the greatest boxer of all time(imo) and lost haha.
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Post by: bhank on January 19, 2024, 04:17:37 AM
he would kill you hankins and you know it lol.... but keep running your mouth about fighting senior citizens.. bottom line, i got money says robc would wipe the floor w your broken down old ass.

I am not fighting the one guy on here who never talks shit to me. How do you think you would do tatoo?
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Post by: webstar on January 19, 2024, 04:18:27 AM
Hankins, couldn’t hurt a fly.

His one leg trip/hip toss in the Clegg fight is his claim to fame.

For Christ sakes, he said his legs slips out from under in a buffet line or walking up steps.

This cuck had hemroids that needed surgery.

guys going to homo

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Post by: robcguns on January 19, 2024, 04:18:44 AM
Honestly the more I think about it if given the option to fight anyone in MMA I would pick Mike Tyson. That would be my dream fight because he is the biggest name but with serious holes in his game. I do think it is a good matchup for me. But Tyson doesn't do MMA he is a boxer but absolutely fuck yes I would want that fight.

Now being more realistic who could I actually get? Probably Tito or Chuck both of which would be tougher fights for me. But they are both beat up with lots of injuries and Chuck is really getting older. I feel I could bull rush him and get the takedown. Still though very tough fights. I think Tyson would be easier in the cage. But fuck yes it would be an absolute honor to fight any of them.

I respect chuck, tito I would love to fight yes he would beat me but I hate that fucking guy.
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Post by: 38 returns on January 19, 2024, 04:19:21 AM
Also win lose or draw what an honor it would be to fight Mike Tyson. Anyone who wouldn't fight him is a fucking pussy. I mean imagine telling your grandkids you fought Mike Tyson. But yeah styles make fights I would give myself a way better chance against a 58 year old Tyson that mid tier MMA guy with decent grappling. But again depends on the guy size age and style but how could anyone turn down the chance to fight a UFC or boxing champion. Shit I would have a camp and everything would be awesome

Brian if you fought tyson you would be communicating via. a series of blinks

with every post you tell everyone you've never fought anyone ever.
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Post by: dj181 on January 19, 2024, 04:19:44 AM
Agreed it would be quite a story no matter the outcome to fight Tyson. Would have no problem saying I fought the greatest boxer of all time(imo) and lost haha.

He's not the best fighter of all time sugar ray Robinson was

Julian Jackson had better punching power than Tyson pound for pound
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: webstar on January 19, 2024, 04:20:04 AM
I am not fighting the one guy on here who never talks shit to me. How do you think you would do tatoo?

Considering, you were in tears trying to fix a skateboard.

I think tattoo would have you doing his laundry while getting married to Emily.
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Post by: tatoo on January 19, 2024, 04:20:46 AM
I am not fighting the one guy on here who never talks shit to me. How do you think you would do tatoo?

tyson would kick the shit outta me.. id fight him tho
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Post by: robcguns on January 19, 2024, 04:23:29 AM
tyson would kick the shit outta me.. id fight him tho

There is something so bad ass about walking into a fight you know you are going to lose cause you know 99% of people would run,call the cops or try and talk their way out of it.
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Post by: bhank on January 19, 2024, 04:38:06 AM
There is something so bad ass about walking into a fight you know you are going to lose cause you know 99% of people would run,call the cops or try and talk their way out of it.

The better question is given the choice who are you fighting Chuck, GSP, Tito or BJ? I am going with BJ all the way as biggest size advantage and the guy has also not been taking care of himself. I would honestly fight Chuck over GSP at this point because even with the size advantage GSP still trains. Chuck is looking a little slower older and frailer to me. Tito is still a big wrestler who would be difficult to take down but not a great striker and not the guy he used to be either.
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Post by: robcguns on January 19, 2024, 04:40:49 AM
The better question is given the choice who are you fighting Chuck, GSP, Tito or BJ? I am going with BJ all the way as biggest size advantage and the guy has also not been taking care of himself. I would honestly fight Chuck over GSP at this point because even with the size advantage GSP still trains. Chuck is looking a little slower older and frailer to me. Tito is still a big wrestler who would be difficult to take down but not a great striker and not the guy he used to be either.

Tito cause I fucking hate that guy and would love the chance to hurt him in someway. Couple ball shots would be nice. His giant noggin might not feel anything though haha.
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Post by: tatoo on January 19, 2024, 04:48:18 AM
There is something so bad ass about walking into a fight you know you are going to lose cause you know 99% of people would run,call the cops or try and talk their way out of it.

i never gave a fuck about losing a fight or what could happen to me..on the street im talking.. never fought mma.. tough to beat a trained guy in their own sport imo.. people can argue all they want how good of a ground game they have and whatever.. that shit all goes out the window when i pick up a fuckin brick or whatever else i see fit hahaha.. so when people say "fight" they should specify where. that being said i pretty much fight anybody who fucked w me like that.. ive had 2 guns pulled on me over the years and have walked away from both though.. knowing that if that bitch ddnt have it, id destroy him.
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Post by: GymnJuice on January 19, 2024, 04:52:15 AM
Tyson is all show yeah he looks great hitting pads for 30 seconds but the power isn't there the stamina isn't there he also doesn't know how to fight he just knows how to box it is not the same thing he gets tripped and taken down the second he comes in and it's over he is a fish out of water after that

Hanky how do you adjust your diet before fights to account for your Crohns? What if Tyson lands a body shot where your intestines are flared up?
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Post by: bhank on January 19, 2024, 04:52:22 AM
There is something so bad ass about walking into a fight you know you are going to lose cause you know 99% of people would run,call the cops or try and talk their way out of it.

Bullies only fight when they know they will win. A real man will fight when it is time to fight. If some big guy slaps your girls ass are you going to let it slide because you don't think you can win? Fuck no crack that guy as hard as you can.

Also like I said I would have very little chance against a current prime UFC fighter. However, if offered the chance to fight on a UFC card on TV absolutely I am going to take the fight regardless of who they want me to fight. That is a once in a lifetime opportunity. Give me a 6 week training camp at UFC performance headquarters where they train all their top guys and I will absolutely do my best. I do have some skills if I can make it a grappling match I have a chance at least enough to give me some hope that is possible I would train my ass off and do my best.
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Post by: Never1AShow on January 19, 2024, 04:56:46 AM
go to a local gym and fight somebody... hang out there for 15 minutes and just be yourself lol.. you will have a reason to fight...

I don't think he's ever been close to a real pro boxer in real life and seen how fast and powerful they are.  He's all internet and trolling bullshit, discrediting himself with every statement.  Also clearly high again on god knows what
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Post by: BB on January 19, 2024, 04:57:36 AM
Hanky how do you adjust your diet before fights to account for your Crohns? What if Tyson lands a body shot where your intestines are flared up?

That poor ring would look like someone threw an M-80 into a vat of Hersey's chocolate syrup.
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Post by: bhank on January 19, 2024, 04:59:01 AM
I don't think he's ever been close to a real pro boxer in real life and seen how fast and powerful they are.  He's all internet and trolling bullshit, discrediting himself with every statement.  Also clearly high again on god knows what

I have had one cup of coffee today not exactly freebasing. Why do you think everyone is on drugs? I live with children and a public official who ran the drug court for years. I do not live in a trap house. There is no partying going on here we are in bed by 10pm. I get up and drive the kids to the bus every morning like wtf are you talking about?
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Post by: 38 returns on January 19, 2024, 05:00:44 AM
Bullies only fight when they know they will win. A real man will fight when it is time to fight. If some big guy slaps your girls ass are you going to let it slide because you don't think you can win? Fuck no crack that guy as hard as you can.

Also like I said I would have very little chance against a current prime UFC fighter. However, if offered the chance to fight on a UFC card on TV absolutely I am going to take the fight regardless of who they want me to fight. That is a once in a lifetime opportunity. Give me a 6 week training camp at UFC performance headquarters where they train all their top guys and I will absolutely do my best. I do have some skills if I can make it a grappling match I have a chance at least enough to give me some hope that is possible I would train my ass off and do my best.

lack of self awareness post of the year
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Post by: 38 returns on January 19, 2024, 05:04:05 AM
Bullies only fight when they know they will win. A real man will fight when it is time to fight. If some big guy slaps your girls ass are you going to let it slide because you don't think you can win? Fuck no crack that guy as hard as you can.

Also like I said I would have very little chance against a current prime UFC fighter. However, if offered the chance to fight on a UFC card on TV absolutely I am going to take the fight regardless of who they want me to fight. That is a once in a lifetime opportunity. Give me a 6 week training camp at UFC performance headquarters where they train all their top guys and I will absolutely do my best. I do have some skills if I can make it a grappling match I have a chance at least enough to give me some hope that is possible I would train my ass off and do my best.


next week on fantasy island

walter mitty
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: tatoo on January 19, 2024, 05:07:21 AM
I don't think he's ever been close to a real pro boxer in real life and seen how fast and powerful they are.  He's all internet and trolling bullshit, discrediting himself with every statement.  Also clearly high again on god knows what

its just like anything else.. a pro is a fuckin pro for a reason! its their job lol... then you get ham n egg who wrestled and beat a few guys up in bars that think they can hang.
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Post by: bhank on January 19, 2024, 05:11:18 AM
its just like anything else.. a pro is a fuckin pro for a reason! its their job lol... then you get ham n egg who wrestled and beat a few guys up in bars that think they can hang.

A boxer is not a fighter put me in the cage with a boxer my size or smaller and I am going to win
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Post by: tatoo on January 19, 2024, 05:14:37 AM
A boxer is not a fighter put me in the cage with a Oder my size or smaller and I am going to win

apples n oranges bro..
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Post by: 38 returns on January 19, 2024, 05:15:23 AM
brian

if someone said to you there is a cage fight coming up your weight- you will see who you fight on the day would you take the fight or would you make an excuse and bottle it? serious question
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Post by: BB on January 19, 2024, 05:17:02 AM
A boxer is not a fighter put me in the cage with a boxer my size or smaller and I am going to win

We saw how many times Clegg beat you about the melon with no response. Tyson would leave you pulverized, you'd die in the ring.
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Post by: webstar on January 19, 2024, 05:19:14 AM
I have had one cup of coffee today not exactly freebasing. Why do you think everyone is on drugs? I live with children and a public official who ran the drug court for years. I do not live in a trap house. There is no partying going on here we are in bed by 10pm. I get up and drive the kids to the bus every morning like wtf are you talking about?

Brian, why don’t you tell us about how you met Emily during your stint in the court ordered drug rehab program.

Junkie, it’s 8 and and he is high as a kite talking about fighting a trained MMA fighter.

Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Gym Rat on January 19, 2024, 05:19:53 AM
Wasn't impressed w/ Brians athleticism. Looked awkward in there.
I won't however call him out, wouldn't want to fight him or anyone else.
(Well, I'd like rassle w/ Booty, but that's another issue).
Too old for that nonsense.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Never1AShow on January 19, 2024, 05:24:21 AM
I was looking back on the thread from his last contest last night and re-posted a few of the posts last night reminding what happened then. Same shit always.  Runs mouth for a month crowing.  Shows up (maybe) and performs way below expectations he set, makes excuses for weeks to the point where he believes his own lies, moves on to another shiny object.

He's been discredited so many times and still it continues. 

It is fun though.  The sense of community in the Hanky punching bag is a nice thing.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: webstar on January 19, 2024, 05:25:38 AM
A boxer is not a fighter put me in the cage with a boxer my size or smaller and I am going to win

You truly think you have shot against a boxer who is 45 years old and is a seasoned pro with decades of pro fights ?

Now, I know you are high as kite.

Brian, 225 nearly killed you.

A trained boxer would have you in a box beside your dad.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 19, 2024, 05:26:30 AM
brian

if someone said to you there is a cage fight coming up your weight- you will see who you fight on the day would you take the fight or would you make an excuse and bottle it? serious question

That is not a serious question that is you making shit up. What reason would I have to fight someone if I didn’t know who they were? I am not training to be a professional fighter. I am not just going to sign up to fight some unknown 25 year old pro for no reason.

Now if I was told it was going to be in the UFC then sure fuck it I am in but that is not how it works. You just want to someone pretend you are serious about offering to fight me when you won’t even identify yourself that is a joke. You don’t get to pretend to be a badass anonymously.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 19, 2024, 05:27:46 AM
Brian, why don’t you tell us about how you met Emily during your stint in the court ordered drug rehab program.

Junkie, it’s 8 and and he is high as a kite talking about fighting a trained MMA fighter.

Because I have never been in any kind of court ordered rehab in my life.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 19, 2024, 05:28:56 AM
I was looking back on the thread from his last contest last night and re-posted a few of the posts last night reminding what happened then. Same shit always.  Runs mouth for a month crowing.  Shows up (maybe) and performs way below expectations he set, makes excuses for weeks to the point where he believes his own lies, moves on to another shiny object.

He's been discredited so many times and still it continues. 

It is fun though.  The sense of community in the Hanky punching bag is a nice thing.

Jesus man I got sick it happens. I was not a little sick either
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: 38 returns on January 19, 2024, 05:29:37 AM
i do what i want brian and you wouldnt do fuck all about it in real life. you are a fucking blow hard coward wife beating child molester whoise own brother wont have him near his kids.

you will never fight anyone on here

its clear you cant throw a punch

you have no respect for how good pro boxers are you'd get bagged up. you are a cancer on this board and in real life.


YOU HAVE A NUMBER TO CALL ME ON- DO IT PUSSY? I cnat hurt you over the phone you helium voiced homosexual
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 19, 2024, 05:29:48 AM
You truly think you have shot against a boxer who is 45 years old and is a seasoned pro with decades of pro fights ?

Now, I know you are high as kite.

Brian, 225 nearly killed you.

A trained boxer would have you in a box beside your dad.

A boxing match is not a fight in a cage under mma rules I would destroy them

Also how many boxers are in this kind of shape at 46 years old? You said I didn’t update and got fat bullshit tell me about my visceral fat and 40 inch gut fuckign jackass
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: 38 returns on January 19, 2024, 05:31:53 AM
how about a proper fight on the street brian?

your soooooo full of shit

if someone has a go at you in a bar do oyu ask them to identify themselves?

COWARD- CALL THE NUMBER BRIAN
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: BB on January 19, 2024, 05:34:10 AM
A boxing match is not a fight in a cage under mma rules I would destroy them

Clegg caught you with many, many unanswered blows. The average 14 year old in a good afterschool boxing program would tag you 10-20 times and have you panting and wheezing before you got a shot off offense wise.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 19, 2024, 05:35:49 AM
how about a proper fight on the street brian?

your soooooo full of shit

if someone has a go at you in a bar do oyu ask them to identify themselves?

COWARD- CALL THE NUMBER BRIAN

On the street the wrestler has a massive advantage.  They don’t get back up when you slam them on pavement it is over. When you elbow their head into the concrete it doesnt give like a 3 inch foam mat.

I would actually offer to move to a safer softer ground as I don’t want a manslaughter charge

I also don’t drink much less fight drunks on bars I have real skills and sportsmanship
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Soul Crusher on January 19, 2024, 05:39:57 AM
A boxing match is not a fight in a cage under mma rules I would destroy them

Also how many boxers are in this kind of shape at 46 years old? You said I didn’t update and got fat bullshit tell me about my visceral fat and 40 inch gut fuckign jackass

You have not trained martial arts in decades and still don't do cardio or conditioning.   Being lean and in BB shape is not the same as fighting ability - you know that. 
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Flexacon on January 19, 2024, 05:40:47 AM
A boxer is not a fighter put me in the cage with a boxer my size or smaller and I am going to win

No offence Hanky and as you can see from my avi I am now a fan, but it's almost like you've never see a boxer in person or realise how slow and heavy footed you are.

You would have almost no chance even with a  good 160lbs boxer with good hands. You'd be laid out flat on your ass before you even get into position to do anything. Honestly I'd give you a 10% chance against even an average 160lbs boxer.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Soul Crusher on January 19, 2024, 05:42:04 AM
A boxer is not a fighter put me in the cage with a boxer my size or smaller and I am going to win

Clegg was neither a wrestler, a boxer, or even a bartender or butcher, and yet his hand was raised at the end.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 19, 2024, 05:42:48 AM
No offence Hanky and as you can see from my avi I am now a fan, but it's almost like you've never see a boxer in person or realise how slow and heavy footed you are.

You would have almost no chance even with a  good 160lbs boxer with good hands. You'd be laid out flat on your ass before you even get into position to do anything. Honestly I'd give you a 10% chance against even an average 160lbs boxer.

bwhaha 160lbs are you kidding I would decimate the current 160lb world champion boxer in a cage
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: tatoo on January 19, 2024, 05:44:59 AM
A boxing match is not a fight in a cage under mma rules I would destroy them

Also how many boxers are in this kind of shape at 46 years old? You said I didn’t update and got fat bullshit tell me about my visceral fat and 40 inch gut fuckign jackass

you do alter your pics hankins... shit doesnt even look like a real photo.. this one is obvious bro
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: 38 returns on January 19, 2024, 05:45:12 AM
On the street the wrestler has a massive advantage.  They don’t get back up when you slam them on pavement it is over. When you elbow their head into the concrete it doesnt give like a 3 inch foam mat.

I would actually offer to move to a safer softer ground as I don’t want a manslaughter charge

I also don’t drink much less fight drunks on bars I have real skills and sportsmanship

did you leave the reall skills at home when you quit against clegg?
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 19, 2024, 05:46:47 AM
Clegg was neither a wrestler, a boxer, or even a bartender or butcher, and yet his hand was raised at the end.

He actually went 5-4 and even won a belt at some point guy is also a purple belt in BJJ. I think I looked pretty good in the fight to be honest. I clearly won both rounds. Yeah getting DQ before the 3rd sucked but I deliberately tried to box for the first couple minutes. I didn't panic when I got hit and I landed some shots as well. I landed a great left hook at 31 seconds in. Once I took him down though it was no longer competitive. To bad we don't see the round 2 takedown I had him up on my shoulder like a sack of potatoes. Fight went great other than getting DQ'ed. You guys are watching the clip where I decided to stop boxing and grab to argue about my boxing meanwhile, I was boxing for 2 minutes before that and doing just fine.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 19, 2024, 05:48:52 AM
you do alter your pics hankins... shit doesnt even look like a real photo.. this one is obvious bro

Unaltered no filter nothing do I need to start posting videos?
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: tatoo on January 19, 2024, 05:50:34 AM
Unaltered no filter nothing do I need to start posting videos?

lol.. yes you do. look at it.. get the fuck outta here lmao.. it obvious dont kid urself.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Soul Crusher on January 19, 2024, 05:51:16 AM
He actually went 5-4 and even won a belt at some point guy is also a purple belt in BJJ. I think I looked pretty good in the fight to be honest. I clearly won both rounds. Yeah getting DQ before the 3rd sucked but I deliberately tried to box for the first couple minutes. I didn't panic when I got hit and I landed some shots as well. I landed a great left hook at 31 seconds in. Once I took him down though it was no longer competitive. To bad we don't see the round 2 takedown I had him up on my shoulder like a sack of potatoes. Fight went great other than getting DQ'ed. You guys are watching the clip where I decided to stop boxing and grab to argue about my boxing meanwhile, I was boxing for 2 minutes before that and doing just fine.

The hip toss was the best moment for sure.  You could have broke his guard by reaching under and staking him. 
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: webstar on January 19, 2024, 05:51:22 AM
A boxing match is not a fight in a cage under mma rules I would destroy them

Also how many boxers are in this kind of shape at 46 years old? You said I didn’t update and got fat bullshit tell me about my visceral fat and 40 inch gut fuckign jackass

Brian, the one arm and one pec are looking good.

Guessing, the dead arm and dead legs are just that?

I like the hat at 9 am indoors.. not bald right?
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: BB on January 19, 2024, 05:53:33 AM
He actually went 5-4

And you're 0-3. Also you weren't boxing, you were inaccurately throwing out your hands trying to hit something, like a toddler punching his dad's hand.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 19, 2024, 05:55:54 AM
You have not trained martial arts in decades and still don't do cardio or conditioning.   Being lean and in BB shape is not the same as fighting ability - you know that.

I am in way better cardio condition now than I was then. I built a lot of cardio in Maui. I also have been riding my bike 20-35 minutes eod or so 5-10 miles. I am also lighter which makes a difference. I am also smarter. I learned from that experience. I would come in with better cardio and pace myself better. But as far as how I performed for the 2 rounds. I think I was doing great exactly as planned. I don't need to pass guard if I can hit you in the face from your guard and you can't roll me. Did Chael try to pass NO? I can score more points in the shorter time just hitting them from guard vs trying to pass and get a submission as the round ends. I am top heavy I am not getting reversed.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: webstar on January 19, 2024, 05:57:29 AM
Unaltered no filter nothing do I need to start posting videos?

Yes, we can help you decide which moment is best for a screen shot.

Brian, the light in the bathroom isn't the best.

Have you thought about getting additional lighting or a dark background?
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 19, 2024, 05:59:00 AM
And you're 0-3. Also you weren't boxing, you were inaccurately throwing out your hands trying to hit something, like a toddler punching his dad's hand.

At 31 seconds I connected with a left hook that knocked him into the cage
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Flexacon on January 19, 2024, 05:59:36 AM
I am in way better cardio condition now than I was then. I built a lot of cardio in Maui. I also have been riding my bike 20-35 minutes eod or so 5-10 miles. I am also lighter which makes a difference. I am also smarter. I learned from that experience. I would come in with better cardio and pace myself better. But as far as how I performed for the 2 rounds. I think I was doing great exactly as planned. I don't need to pass guard if I can hit you in the face from your guard and you can't roll me. Did Chael try to pass NO? I can score more points in the shorter time just hitting them from guard vs trying to pass and get a submission as the round ends. I am top heavy I am not getting reversed.

Lol at you thinking low intensity bike riding translates to cardio that will help you in a fight.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 19, 2024, 06:01:40 AM
Lol at you thinking low intensity bike riding translates to cardio that will help you in a fight.

I guess you are the expert of course I don't see a video of you throwing someone in your avatar. Also that is not a headlock I have an over under.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: dj181 on January 19, 2024, 06:02:09 AM
You are fucking insane chief

This 154 pound anorexic would fuck you up and knock you the fuck out with 30 seconds guaran-goddamn-teed

Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 19, 2024, 06:02:38 AM
You are fucking insane chief

This 154 pound anorexic would fuck you up and knock you the fuck out with 30 seconds guaran-goddamn-teed



I would squash that dude
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: BB on January 19, 2024, 06:02:48 AM
At 31 seconds I connected with a left hook that knocked him into the cage

.

That was a slip, he got tangled up in his own feet, you had no power.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: joswift on January 19, 2024, 06:05:53 AM
A boxing match is not a fight in a cage under mma rules I would destroy them

Also how many boxers are in this kind of shape at 46 years old? You said I didn’t update and got fat bullshit tell me about my visceral fat and 40 inch gut fuckign jackass

you are 3 fights zero wins in MMA.
You cant even beat anyone with

You didnt even manage to go 3 rounds, you bottled it in all three fights
You talk about Tyson having no heart.

You dont have the heart to finish a bodybuilding show
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: delon on January 19, 2024, 06:07:08 AM
I respect chuck, tito I would love to fight yes he would beat me but I hate that fucking guy.

Absolutely my favorite mma moment of all time

Peak liddell was such a force, great striking power coupled with the wrestling background takedown defense

The fact it was tito at the other end of this epic striking barrage made it all the more glorious

(https://64.media.tumblr.com/6b12385389b0829463cd8b8cf7f6ed22/tumblr_ps6gkvon321reewl8o1_400.gif)
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: wes on January 19, 2024, 06:07:44 AM
Forever a badass. That’s awesome.
Come off it Rob,anyone on the board would ragdoll that punk ass bitch!!  :D  ;D
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: webstar on January 19, 2024, 06:07:56 AM
.

That was a slip, he got tangled up in his own feet, you had no power.

I just re watched this as I’m waiting for an appointment.

You can see how brutal Brian’s footwork is. Stomping around heavy on the front leg. Mouth open breathing.

Anytime Clegg throws anything a feint or a punch Brian is backing up /moving way to much in fear of the power cyanide Clegg has in his hands.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 19, 2024, 06:08:05 AM
.

That was a slip, he got tangled up in his own feet, you had no power.

Ok Hater
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Hulkotron on January 19, 2024, 06:08:16 AM
At 31 seconds I connected with a left hook that knocked him into the cage

What is the timestamp for where the knockout occurred?
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: joswift on January 19, 2024, 06:09:09 AM
I am in way better cardio condition now than I was then. I built a lot of cardio in Maui. I also have been riding my bike 20-35 minutes eod or so 5-10 miles. I am also lighter which makes a difference. I am also smarter. I learned from that experience. I would come in with better cardio and pace myself better. But as far as how I performed for the 2 rounds. I think I was doing great exactly as planned. I don't need to pass guard if I can hit you in the face from your guard and you can't roll me. Did Chael try to pass NO? I can score more points in the shorter time just hitting them from guard vs trying to pass and get a submission as the round ends. I am top heavy I am not getting reversed.

Jesus, he thinks he fought Chael Sonnen

It was Clegg you daft twat
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: wes on January 19, 2024, 06:09:32 AM
Brian
(https://media.tenor.com/vo3TPMJpXy0AAAAM/baby-turns-around.gif)
Just woke up.....feel like shit.....first coffee.....sore throat,laughing my ass off !!   LOL   ;D

My man Jeff is back!  ;)

NO  HOMO  :)
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Hulkotron on January 19, 2024, 06:10:44 AM
Other than "Was an Olympic-caliber wrestler but career was derailed by Army brass politics", my favorite bhanks fantasy is that he "built a ton of cardio" in Hawaii doing kitesurfing, snorkeling, and pogo-sticking.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: joswift on January 19, 2024, 06:11:27 AM
And you're 0-3. Also you weren't boxing, you were inaccurately throwing out your hands trying to hit something, like a toddler punching his dad's hand.

its incredible how he says he can beat everyone but loses everytime he steps up
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Flexacon on January 19, 2024, 06:11:54 AM
I guess you are the expert of course I don't see a video of you throwing someone in your avatar. Also that is not a headlock I have an over under.

Please use your expertise to tell me what you call this? Your defence is basically pawing like a kitten  :D

(https://i.imgflip.com/8cvwtu.gif)
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: wes on January 19, 2024, 06:12:33 AM
I would give my left nut for the opportunity to fight Mike Tyson in the cage by all means set it up. I will do it for free
Whatever you have  in your vape pen,must be some good shit.......don`t Bogart it, pass it to me so  I can have vivid dreams too. LOL   ;D
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 19, 2024, 06:12:36 AM
I just re watched this as I’m waiting for an appointment.

You can see how brutal Brian’s footwork is. Stomping around heavy on the front leg. Mouth open breathing.

Anytime Clegg throws anything a feint or a punch Brian is backing up /moving way to much in fear of the power cyanide Clegg has in his hands.

Yeah that is the idea you fucking moron am I supposed to stand toe to toe and play rock em sock em robot? Fuck no I avoided getting hit. I kept my hands up. I threw several left hooks one of which clearly hurt him and had him stumbling at 31 seconds. Then I got the slam takedown bounced his head off the ground a few times and delivered some punches and elbows. That round really couldn't have gone much better for me. The 2nd did though as I got the overhead slam and had him on his back eating shots almost the entire round. Now you guys can all talk shit because a ref DQ me but I beat Cleggs Ass.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 19, 2024, 06:13:40 AM
Other than "Was an Olympic-caliber wrestler but career was derailed by Army brass politics", my favorite bhanks fantasy is that he "built a ton of cardio" in Hawaii doing kitesurfing, snorkeling, and pogo-sticking.

I am a certified free diver I did a 4 minute breath hold and a 100 foot dive to get the certification I was spearfishing not snorkeling

I also did several mile plus swims towing my damn kitesrufing gear back to the beach after going down pass the outer break. When I fought clegg I was working full time in DC with an hour and a half commute doing no cardio and 226lbs. I am now 215lbs and doing cardio big difference.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: 38 returns on January 19, 2024, 06:13:44 AM
Please use your expertise to tell me what you call this? Your defence is basically pawing like a kitten  :D

(https://i.imgflip.com/8cvwtu.gif)


he's fucking deluded

he is ineffective on the ground
cant punch
walks onto shots
has no cardio
has no power
has no footwork
has no wins on his record


BUT would beat tyson. fucking dreamer
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: BB on January 19, 2024, 06:14:01 AM
Ok Hater

You connected, but there was nothing to it. Also what was that punch at 1:21 in? Very feminine.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: 38 returns on January 19, 2024, 06:14:50 AM
Yeah that is the idea you fucking moron am I supposed to stand toe to toe and play rock em sock em robot? Fuck no I avoided getting hit. I kept my hands up. I threw several left hooks one of which clearly hurt him and had him stumbling at 31 seconds. Then I got the slam takedown bounced his head off the ground a few times and delivered some punches and elbows. That round really couldn't have gone much better for me. The 2nd did though as I got the overhead slam and had him on his back eating shots almost the entire round. Now you guys can all talk shit because a ref DQ me but I beat Cleggs Ass.

laughable
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Hulkotron on January 19, 2024, 06:15:58 AM
I am a certified free diver I did a 4 minute breath hold and a 100 foot dive to get the certification I was spearfishing not snorkeling

Do you think holding your breath equates to cardiovascular fitness ???
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 19, 2024, 06:16:56 AM
Do you think holding your breath equates to cardiovascular fitness ???

How fucking dumb are you? Have you ever even been swimming? You don't think lung capacity is related to fitness?

"Holding your breath for a slightly longer time is a sign of high fitness levels, calmness and better health. Normal adults can hold their breath for about 30 seconds. Those that are practising breath control can usually hold theirs for up to a minute. At this level is where most benefits of holding breath apply."

https://www.livestrong.com/article/13773509-how-long-should-you-be-able-to-hold-your-breath/

https://www.deeperblue.com/top-health-benefits-of-freediving/#:~:text=Top%20Health%20Benefits%20Of%20Freediving%201%20Stress-relief%20One,efficiency%20...%208%20Improved%20fitness%20...%20More%20items
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: webstar on January 19, 2024, 06:19:10 AM
I am a certified free diver I did a 4 minute breath hold and a 100 foot dive to get the certification I was spearfishing not snorkeling

I also did several mile plus swims towing my damn kitesrufing gear back to the beach after going down pass the outer break. When I fought clegg I was working full time in DC with an hour and a half commute doing no cardio and 226lbs. I am now 215lbs and doing cardio big difference.

Don’t forget McDonald’s every day? You left that part out.

I know it’s hard to keep up with your bullshit.

Let me find the post from this week.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Dave D on January 19, 2024, 06:20:11 AM
I normally think Hankins is a joke but he is right styles make fights. IF Hankins still has that pristine  foot work and defensive game he showed against Clegg I’m fairly confident he will fall atop of Tyson and take him right down.

My only concern is Hankins may not have the same level of elite cardio he showed in the Clegg fight because he’s been abusing the vape pen.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 19, 2024, 06:21:02 AM
Don’t forget McDonald’s every day? You left that part out.

I know it’s hard to keep up with your bullshit.

Let me find the post from this week.

Correct at the time I would have 5 mcdoubles as my standard lunch. I was also getting chicken biscuits and a chocolate milkshake for breakfast everyday. I was full on bulking.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Dave D on January 19, 2024, 06:22:06 AM
I am a certified free diver I did a 4 minute breath hold and a 100 foot dive to get the certification I was spearfishing not snorkeling

I also did several mile plus swims towing my damn kitesrufing gear back to the beach after going down pass the outer break. When I fought clegg I was working full time in DC with an hour and a half commute doing no cardio and 226lbs. I am now 215lbs and doing cardio big difference.

How long can you hold it today? Full a 5 gallon bucket is with water and stick your head in it, record it for time and post the video here for proof. Today is all that matters.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: webstar on January 19, 2024, 06:23:20 AM
How long can you hold it today? Full a 5 gallon bucket is with water and stick your head in it, record it for time and post the video here for proof. Today is all that matters.

Great idea,

This bloated fuck gets winded tying his shoes. That’s why he wears Birkenstocks

Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Hulkotron on January 19, 2024, 06:25:13 AM
How fucking dumb are you? Have you ever even been swimming? You don't think lung capacity is related to fitness?

"Holding your breath for a slightly longer time is a sign of high fitness levels, calmness and better health. Normal adults can hold their breath for about 30 seconds. Those that are practising breath control can usually hold theirs for up to a minute. At this level is where most benefits of holding breath apply."

https://www.livestrong.com/article/13773509-how-long-should-you-be-able-to-hold-your-breath/

https://www.deeperblue.com/top-health-benefits-of-freediving/#:~:text=Top%20Health%20Benefits%20Of%20Freediving%201%20Stress-relief%20One,efficiency%20...%208%20Improved%20fitness%20...%20More%20items

Typical bhanks goalpost-shifting.

The topic is fitness for MMA and "freediving" buttfuckery.

MMA fighters do real cardio like running.  You couldn't run a mile without stopping.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Krankenstein on January 19, 2024, 06:26:00 AM
That is not a serious question that is you making shit up. What reason would I have to fight someone if I didn’t know who they were? I am not training to be a professional fighter. I am not just going to sign up to fight some unknown 25 year old pro for no reason.

Now if I was told it was going to be in the UFC then sure fuck it I am in but that is not how it works. You just want to someone pretend you are serious about offering to fight me when you won’t even identify yourself that is a joke. You don’t get to pretend to be a badass anonymously.

Its called a hypothetical question....look it up.

Nice to see such a badass like you make yourself out to be dodged it like the champ you think you are.

Here's a test......

To Rob....same question....if you were offered a cage fight for tomorrow, you don't know who you're fighting.....do you take it?
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 19, 2024, 06:26:04 AM
How long can you hold it today? Full a 5 gallon bucket is with water and stick your head in it, record it for time and post the video here for proof. Today is all that matters.

I don't know but I am feeling pretty damn fit
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 19, 2024, 06:27:30 AM
Typical bhanks goalpost-shifting.

The topic is fitness for MMA and "freediving" buttfuckery.

MMA fighters do real cardio like running.  You couldn't run a mile without stopping.

Who is shifting anything spearfishing and freediving is one of the most cardio intense things you can do. If I had a fight coming up I would take a spearfishing vacation. You don't think fighters swim laps in the pool to help their endurance? Swimming is excellent cardio take away the oxygen and fuck yes it is work nothing will get you in shape like it.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: BB on January 19, 2024, 06:28:00 AM
Great idea,

This bloated fuck gets winded tying his shoes. That’s why he wears Birkenstocks

Hankins, please give us a shoe tying video. This is actually a good challenge.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Hulkotron on January 19, 2024, 06:28:12 AM
Who is shifting anything spearfishing and freediving is one of the most cardio intense things you can do. If I had a fight coming up I would take a spearfishing vacation.

If you have ever built any cardio fitness in your pitiful life, it was from all the gay sex.

You don't think fighters swim laps in the pool to help their endurance? Swimming is excellent cardio take away the oxygen and fuck yes it is work nothing will get you in shape like it.

Even more goalpost shifting.  You are equating "swimming" with "holding your breath".  You couldn't swim half a mile without drowning let alone doing so without breathing, no ones cares how much spearfishing/assfucking you did 20 years ago.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: BB on January 19, 2024, 06:29:44 AM
Who is shifting anything spearfishing and freediving is one of the most cardio intense things you can do. If I had a fight coming up I would take a spearfishing vacation. You don't think fighters swim aps in the pool? Swimming is excellent cardio take away the oxygen and fuck yes it is work nothing will get you in shape like it.

You did this years ago, 5+. That's a long time ago.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 19, 2024, 06:30:32 AM
If you have ever built any cardio fitness in your pitiful life, it was from all the.

Keep your fantasies to yourself. I build the best cardio snowboarding or spearfishing or mountain biking or surfing. It has to be a fun activity for me to really push it. Right now I am just riding my bike. Again not trying to be a professional mma fighter but yeah I do think I can whoop all your candy asses.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: dj181 on January 19, 2024, 06:31:09 AM
Typical bhanks goalpost-shifting.

The topic is fitness for MMA and "freediving" buttfuckery.

MMA fighters do real cardio like running.  You couldn't run a mile without stopping.

I'm put his mile time at bout 10 minutes right now I could run an 8 minute.mile and if I did any kind of cardio a sub 6 minutes mile
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 19, 2024, 06:31:46 AM
You did this years ago, 5+. That's a long time ago.

Correct and Tyson was champion in 1986 that was also a long time ago. The guy is 58 and smokes more pot than Snoop Dog now.

https://brobible.com/culture/article/mike-tyson-automatic-gun-vaporizer-showing-off/
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: BB on January 19, 2024, 06:32:45 AM
Correct and Tyson was champion in 1986 that was also a long time ago

He'd still beat your ass now though ;).
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Krankenstein on January 19, 2024, 06:33:41 AM
That is not a serious question that is you making shit up. What reason would I have to fight someone if I didn’t know who they were? I am not training to be a professional fighter. I am not just going to sign up to fight some unknown 25 year old pro for no reason.

Now if I was told it was going to be in the UFC then sure fuck it I am in but that is not how it works. You just want to someone pretend you are serious about offering to fight me when you won’t even identify yourself that is a joke. You don’t get to pretend to be a badass anonymously.

Yet you say you will kill anyone who talks shit to your face.   Little contradictory, don't you think?

You aren't tough.   No one tough talks like you.   

For hankins to fight someone, these are the stipulations:

1) at or near his age
2) at or near his weight
3) not a pro
4) not someone who competes
5) must be in ufc on tv
6) must have all social media info, back ground check, ss #, DOB, resume, ancestry.com info, blood type, and semen count
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 19, 2024, 06:34:29 AM
He'd still beat your ass now though ;).

In a boxing match absolutely. In MMA? I don't think so.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Krankenstein on January 19, 2024, 06:35:00 AM
He actually went 5-4 and even won a belt at some point guy is also a purple belt in BJJ. I think I looked pretty good in the fight to be honest. I clearly won both rounds. Yeah getting DQ before the 3rd sucked but I deliberately tried to box for the first couple minutes. I didn't panic when I got hit and I landed some shots as well. I landed a great left hook at 31 seconds in. Once I took him down though it was no longer competitive. To bad we don't see the round 2 takedown I had him up on my shoulder like a sack of potatoes. Fight went great other than getting DQ'ed. You guys are watching the clip where I decided to stop boxing and grab to argue about my boxing meanwhile, I was boxing for 2 minutes before that and doing just fine.

Imagine that.....he never encountered biased refs it seems
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Hulkotron on January 19, 2024, 06:35:14 AM
Keep your fantasies to yourself. I build the best cardio snowboarding or spearfishing or mountain biking or surfing. It has to be a fun activity for me to really push it. Right now I am just riding my bike. Again not trying to be a professional mma fighter but yeah I do think I can whoop all your candy asses.

You're a weak soft bitch.   Unemployed loser.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: tatoo on January 19, 2024, 06:35:56 AM
In a boxing match absolutely. In MMA? I don't think so.

how about in a street fight? still taking out iron mike w no rules?
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Grape Ape on January 19, 2024, 06:37:29 AM
I'm put his mile time at bout 10 minutes right now I could run an 8 minute.mile and if I did any kind of cardio a sub 6 minutes mile

If If IF..........always if.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 19, 2024, 06:39:34 AM
Yet you say you will kill anyone who talks shit to your face.   Little contradictory, don't you think?

You aren't tough.   No one tough talks like you.   

For hankins to fight someone, these are the stipulations:

1) at or near his age
2) at or near his weight
3) not a pro
4) not someone who competes
5) must be in ufc on tv
6) must have all social media info, back ground check, ss #, DOB, resume, ancestry.com info, blood type, and semen count

I never said they couldn't be a pro. I said I am not fighting a 25 year old pro. By all means give me a 205lb guy in his mid to late 40s.

I also said I would make an exception for the UFC and fight anyone if it was in the UFC. But yeah I would prefer a fair fight against someone my age.

None of that changes I will still fuck up anyone who says some dumb shit to me in real life. We are talking about scheduling an MMA fight that is a little different. I am not going to schedule and MMA fight with Frances Ngannuo for no reason.

Also I am not scheduling anything with random anonymous trolls that is nonsense you want to fight identify yourself step 1
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Grape Ape on January 19, 2024, 06:39:44 AM
He actually went 5-4 and even won a belt at some point guy is also a purple belt in BJJ. I think I looked pretty good in the fight to be honest.

It has been said Clegg was not a purple belt when you fought.  This happened over the last decade since the fight.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 19, 2024, 06:40:43 AM
how about in a street fight? still taking out iron mike w no rules?

I think it would be a lot easier in a street fight as it hurts a lot more getting slammed on concrete and taking elbows on the ground with concrete behind your head instead of a soft forgiving mat.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 19, 2024, 06:41:54 AM
It has been said Clegg was not a purple belt when you fought.  This happened over the last decade since the fight.

I don't know and I don't care according to him he is a purple belt and trains 2-3 days a week and is 195lbs and runs 5-10 miles a week. So good for him but no I am not going to try to cut to 185lbs.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: tatoo on January 19, 2024, 06:45:54 AM
I think it would be a lot easier in a street fight as it hurts a lot more getting slammed on concrete and taking elbows on the ground with concrete behind your head instead of a soft forgiving mat.

i think anyone would be better off in a ring w tyson... u got rules, gloves, a ref.... on the street its just you and that scared, 11 year old kid fighting for his life lol... nothing to fuck around w imo. but ok hankins
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: webstar on January 19, 2024, 06:50:19 AM
Keep your fantasies to yourself. I build the best cardio snowboarding or spearfishing or mountain biking or surfing. It has to be a fun activity for me to really push it. Right now I am just riding my bike. Again not trying to be a professional mma fighter but yeah I do think I can whoop all your candy asses.

Yes, gliding to the lift chair and sliding down a hill.

stellar cardio
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: webstar on January 19, 2024, 06:51:15 AM
I don't know and I don't care according to him he is a purple belt and trains 2-3 days a week and is 195lbs and runs 5-10 miles a week. So good for him but no I am not going to try to cut to 185lbs.

Brian, during your 125,000 lbs school fights were you guys fighting on grass or concrete?
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: robcguns on January 19, 2024, 06:52:15 AM
Its called a hypothetical question....look it up.

Nice to see such a badass like you make yourself out to be dodged it like the champ you think you are.

Here's a test......

To Rob....same question....if you were offered a cage fight for tomorrow, you don't know who you're fighting.....do you take it?

Yeah win or lose I’m in for the excitement if nothing else. Win or lose don’t matter to me just doing it does. I’ve lost many fights. I do truly enjoy the process though.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: wes on January 19, 2024, 06:52:24 AM
Correct at the time I would have 5 mcdoubles as my standard lunch. I was also getting chicken biscuits and a chocolate milkshake for breakfast everyday. I was full on bulking.
Digestive Overload Of Peace

A guy training as long as you have has to know that you will shit out most of that garbage and it wouldn`t be properly utilized by the body.

You just wanted the numbers on the scale to climb to boost your ego.......how dumb is that?

Gluttony Of Peace
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 19, 2024, 06:54:38 AM
Brian, during your 125,000 lbs school fights were you guys fighting on grass or concrete?

Wood floor or grass typically
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: BB on January 19, 2024, 06:55:20 AM
I think it would be a lot easier in a street fight as it hurts a lot more getting slammed on concrete and taking elbows on the ground with concrete behind your head instead of a soft forgiving mat.

From the Clegg fight, we've established you don't have the power for a knockout. So your only hope is a takedown, but what are you going to do when he wrenches your arm Botha style, while beating you with the other hand?

.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: wes on January 19, 2024, 06:59:18 AM
I think it would be a lot easier in a street fight as it hurts a lot more getting slammed on concrete and taking elbows on the ground with concrete behind your head instead of a soft forgiving mat.
You seem to forget that the other muthafucker you`re fighting will be fighting back.

You have yourself winning in your mind, which is a good thing,but there are some badass dudes on the street who can kick some ass.......don`t doubt it.

You don`t feel any fucking concrete until later on after the fight is over.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 19, 2024, 06:59:58 AM
From the Clegg fight, we've established you don't have the power for a knockout. So you're only hope is a takedown, but what are you going to do when he wrenches your arm Botha style, while beating you with the other hand?

.

Everyone is entitled to their opinion. I think Tyson today in 2024 would be an easy fight for me. Boxing is not fighting. A straight boxer is tailer made for me especially one who comes forward throwing hooks and tying up. But yeah sure I could be wrong would love to find out but Tyson doesn't go around taking open MMA challenges for free nor should he at 58 years old the man has earned the right to relax.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: wes on January 19, 2024, 07:03:31 AM
Everyone is entitled to their opinion. I think Tyson today in 2024 would be an easy fight for me. Boxing is not fighting. A straight boxer is tailer made for me especially one who comes forward throwing hooks and tying up. But yeah sure I could be wrong would love to find out but Tyson doesn't go around taking open MMA challenges for free nor should he at 58 years old the man has earned the right to relax.
Like I said,I just woke up.......sitting here in my boxers and a pair of slippers.......if I  knew the shit in this thread was gonna be this fucking deep,I would have worn a pair of hip waders!   ;D
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 19, 2024, 07:03:50 AM
And you guys talk about squeeky voices like that determines fighting ability then say Tyson is the baddest have you heard Tyson talk?




https://www.instagram.com/p/C2Qdl1opqZj/
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Dave D on January 19, 2024, 07:12:59 AM
And you guys talk about squeeky voices like that determines fighting ability then say Tyson is the baddest have you heard Tyson talk?




https://www.instagram.com/p/C2Qdl1opqZj/

He’s a fighter though. He can actually hurt people.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: robcguns on January 19, 2024, 07:15:38 AM
Absolutely my favorite mma moment of all time

Peak liddell was such a force, great striking power coupled with the wrestling background takedown defence

The fact it was tito at the other end of this epic striking barrage made it all the more glorious

(https://64.media.tumblr.com/6b12385389b0829463cd8b8cf7f6ed22/tumblr_ps6gkvon321reewl8o1_400.gif)


That was awesome. Fuck Tito.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: 38 returns on January 19, 2024, 07:16:51 AM
I never said they couldn't be a pro. I said I am not fighting a 25 year old pro. By all means give me a 205lb guy in his mid to late 40s.

I also said I would make an exception for the UFC and fight anyone if it was in the UFC. But yeah I would prefer a fair fight against someone my age.

None of that changes I will still fuck up anyone who says some dumb shit to me in real life. We are talking about scheduling an MMA fight that is a little different. I am not going to schedule and MMA fight with Frances Ngannuo for no reason.

Also I am not scheduling anything with random anonymous trolls that is nonsense you want to fight identify yourself step 1



CALL ME ON THE PHONE NUMBER AND I WILL IDENTIFY MYSELF TO YOU ON THE CALL

COWARD

Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: 38 returns on January 19, 2024, 07:20:49 AM
Also brian

your 11,600 school fights

did they all identify themselves?

you are using my identity not being given (because you will grass to the police) as a reason not to fight. if i get to vegas I will spit in your face and we will see what you do. the clegg fight showed me you are clueless. i'd KO you in seconds. And i'm no great shakes but you are an aborition of a 'fighter'.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 19, 2024, 07:24:44 AM
Also brian

your 11,600 school fights

did they all identify themselves?

you are using my identity not being given (because you will grass to the police) as a reason not to fight. if i get to vegas I will spit in your face and we will see what you do. the clegg fight showed me you are clueless. i'd KO you in seconds. And i'm no great shakes but you are an aborition of a 'fighter'.

Do you think my opponents were invisible? Did I not see them? Could I not identify them? Neither you nor anyone else is going to do a damn thing so fuck off with your nonsense.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Never1AShow on January 19, 2024, 07:25:11 AM
Jesus man I got sick it happens. I was not a little sick either

He made himself sick with diuretics and FTPP.  Then had massive hemorrhoid problem afterwards. He worked the day after the show, stop it. 
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 19, 2024, 07:27:43 AM
He made himself sick with diuretics and FTPP.  Then had massive hemorrhoid problem afterwards. He worked the day after the show, stop it.

I had the issue for a month prior you dumb fuck that is why I was on prescribed Percocet's. I can't believe I have to justify getting sick. I also work from home. I felt like shit I pushed it as far as I could. I should have backed out a month prior but had committed.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Grape Ape on January 19, 2024, 07:27:51 AM
I don't know and I don't care according to him he is a purple belt and trains 2-3 days a week and is 195lbs and runs 5-10 miles a week. So good for him

So you believe he would ragdoll Tyson too?
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Never1AShow on January 19, 2024, 07:30:51 AM
No offence Hanky and as you can see from my avi I am now a fan, but it's almost like you've never see a boxer in person or realise how slow and heavy footed you are.

You would have almost no chance even with a  good 160lbs boxer with good hands. You'd be laid out flat on your ass before you even get into position to do anything. Honestly I'd give you a 10% chance against even an average 160lbs boxer.

I think I mentioned this before but there’s a whole episode about this with Tony Danza boxer character where the pro guy let him get some shots in, and he gets all confident but then at the end, the pro guy shows him he couldn’t lay a glove on him. And Hank he’s got a huge giant target. Did any pro boxer would destroy it long before any grappling.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 19, 2024, 07:32:36 AM
So you believe he would ragdoll Tyson too?

Today in 2024? No because Jamie is a 190lb striker. I do not consider his purple belt on par with my wrestling, and he is also not going to be 220lbs. Jamie loses on the feet. I win on the ground. Styles make fights.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Krankenstein on January 19, 2024, 07:34:22 AM
I had the issue for a month prior you dumb fuck that is why I was on prescribed Percocet's. I can't believe I have to justify getting sick. I also work from home. I felt like shit I pushed it as far as I could. I should have backed out a month prior but had committed.

You took the FTPP.....you admitted that on here....was that prescribed?  Be honest you self proclaimed "only honest one on the board".   Saying "I don't have to justify anything" is lying by omission. 
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 19, 2024, 07:35:23 AM
I think I mentioned this before but there’s a whole episode about this with Tony Danza boxer character where the pro guy let him get some shots in, and he gets all confident but then at the end, the pro guy shows him he couldn’t lay a glove on him. And Hank he’s got a huge giant target. Did any pro boxer would destroy it long before any grappling.

Again why the fuck do you think I am going to lunge in throwing shots? I do not need to lay a glove on him throwing punches. I need to keep my hands up stay at distance until I commit to a tie up and takedown.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: wes on January 19, 2024, 07:35:50 AM
Mike Tyson would literally destroy any and every guy on this board in the ring today.

To think otherwise, and to actually think you could beat him, is just plain fucking stupid.

Don`t be stupid.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Krankenstein on January 19, 2024, 07:36:18 AM
And you guys talk about squeeky voices like that determines fighting ability then say Tyson is the baddest have you heard Tyson talk?


You have a 14-yo girl screechy voice.   "FRENCH TOAST" wailing.....

Plus you get winded just opening that cock holster of yours. 
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: 38 returns on January 19, 2024, 07:36:30 AM
Do you think my opponents were invisible? Did I not see them? Could I not identify them? Neither you nor anyone else is going to do a damn thing so fuck off with your nonsense.


ok so all you need is a photo of me? correct?

fine

PHONE the number I will then send a photo of me over to you.

as for oyur ooponenets being 'invisible' they were non-existent because its another bullshit story.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: 38 returns on January 19, 2024, 07:37:13 AM
hankins has never fought anyone who can punch if he had he'd shut his camp showtune loving cakehole
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 19, 2024, 07:38:09 AM
You took the FTPP.....you admitted that on here....was that prescribed?  Be honest you self proclaimed "only honest one on the board".   Saying "I don't have to justify anything" is lying by omission.

Why would anyone need a prescription for FTPP? It is not a controlled substance.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 19, 2024, 07:38:46 AM

ok so all you need is a photo of me? correct?

fine

PHONE the number I will then send a photo of me over to you.

as for oyur ooponenets being 'invisible' they were non-existent because its another bullshit story.

Stop your nonsense either identify yourself and let's set something up or stfu also you never even sent me a number and even if you ever did I am not calling England so you can scream and curse at me on the phone
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Grape Ape on January 19, 2024, 07:41:56 AM
Mike Tyson would literally destroy any and every guy on this board in the ring today.

To think otherwise, and to actually think you could beat him, is just plain fucking stupid.

Don`t be stupid.

It's pretty comical isn't it.

The best part is he actually believes it.  He would ragdoll Tyson, but the guy who beat him 13 years ago, would not, since.....uh, since he weights 25lbs less.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Dave D on January 19, 2024, 07:46:16 AM
It's pretty comical isn't it.

The best part is he actually believes it.  He would ragdoll Tyson, but the guy who beat him 13 years ago, would not, since.....uh, since he weights 25lbs less.

Well his dad has paper work for being a Rhodes Scholar, so Hankins by proxy, is an elite level troll.

If I were DJ I would be mad Hankins stole my gimmick.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: wes on January 19, 2024, 07:46:55 AM
It's pretty comical isn't it.

The best part is he actually believes it.  He would ragdoll Tyson, but the guy who beat him 13 years ago, would not, since.....uh, since he weights 25lbs less.

It`s freakin` ridiculous......not much more I can say except......Delusions Of Peace!   :D
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: webstar on January 19, 2024, 07:47:27 AM
Mike Tyson would literally destroy any and every guy on this board in the ring today.

To think otherwise, and to actually think you could beat him, is just plain fucking stupid.

Don`t be stupid.


You are talking about coked up Hankins.

Tyson would have me pissing blood for a month if i stepped in the ring with him.

Hankins on the other hand would have me knitting a sweater while he "plays bongos" on my head
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: joswift on January 19, 2024, 07:47:33 AM
Please use your expertise to tell me what you call this? Your defence is basically pawing like a kitten  :D

(https://i.imgflip.com/8cvwtu.gif)
how Brian thinks it looks
(https://i.imgur.com/Dqofp.gif)
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: wes on January 19, 2024, 07:49:26 AM

You are talking about coked up Hankins.

Tyson would have me pissing blood for a month if i stepped in the ring with him.

Hankins on the other hand would have me knitting a sweater while he "plays bongos" on my head
LOL  ;D
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: joswift on January 19, 2024, 07:49:39 AM
I am a certified free diver I did a 4 minute breath hold and a 100 foot dive to get the certification I was spearfishing not snorkeling

I also did several mile plus swims towing my damn kitesrufing gear back to the beach after going down pass the outer break. When I fought clegg I was working full time in DC with an hour and a half commute doing no cardio and 226lbs. I am now 215lbs and doing cardio big difference.
Brian, take a big breath now and I will tell you when to stop...
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: joswift on January 19, 2024, 07:51:32 AM
I never said they couldn't be a pro. I said I am not fighting a 25 year old pro. By all means give me a 205lb guy in his mid to late 40s.

I also said I would make an exception for the UFC and fight anyone if it was in the UFC. But yeah I would prefer a fair fight against someone my age.

None of that changes I will still fuck up anyone who says some dumb shit to me in real life. We are talking about scheduling an MMA fight that is a little different. I am not going to schedule and MMA fight with Frances Ngannuo for no reason.

Also I am not scheduling anything with random anonymous trolls that is nonsense you want to fight identify yourself step 1

hahaha... thats so you have a ref to stop it for you when you gas,,,
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: joswift on January 19, 2024, 07:54:32 AM
Brian, during your 125,000 lbs school fights were you guys fighting on grass or concrete?

Brian must have lost every fight he had at school

If he had won any then the other kids wouldnt be lining up to take a beating

Kids tend to fight if the are pretty sure they can win

I sense Brian was the school runt punchbag
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: joswift on January 19, 2024, 07:55:51 AM
Again why the fuck do you think I am going to lunge in throwing shots? I do not need to lay a glove on him throwing punches. I need to keep my hands up stay at distance until I commit to a tie up and takedown.

with your fucking footwork?

You couldnt out manoeuvre a sloth
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: 38 returns on January 19, 2024, 07:59:48 AM
Stop your nonsense either identify yourself and let's set something up or stfu also you never even sent me a number and even if you ever did I am not calling England so you can scream and curse at me on the phone

I did you lying girl

Am not calling England!!! Haha genuinely funny can't leave the stare can't phone abroad 
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 19, 2024, 08:21:54 AM
It's pretty comical isn't it.

The best part is he actually believes it.  He would ragdoll Tyson, but the guy who beat him 13 years ago, would not, since.....uh, since he weights 25lbs less.

Clegg didn’t beat a damn thing
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Krankenstein on January 19, 2024, 08:22:24 AM
Why would anyone need a prescription for FTPP? It is not a controlled substance.

The "was that prescribed" was sarcasm.....look that up.

Again, dodging / lying by omission about taking FTPP

Pathetic "only honest one on the board"......you can admit it....your past posts have all been quoted.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: hench on January 19, 2024, 08:22:46 AM
So after watching the video again we see a slow Tyson fury bodied clegg keeping hanky at bay, rocking him with his punches.  15 years out the game hanky thinks he'd do better against tyson now, who's still in shape, solid, fast, powerful, still clearly spars and keeps up the boxing.
With 100 self confessed ailments the 15 Yr ago version of hanky would struggle with tyson of today, let alone the physical wreck we have today that has to think twice about stairs!
Like tyson wouldn't be able to clock the lumbering hanky with his speed and power as he slowly dips in  to try and take him down, he'd be asleep before he hit the floor. It's funny listening to hankys fantasies though.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 19, 2024, 08:23:20 AM
All you idiots want to critique my fight and my physique  and my lifts let’s see yours then exactly
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 19, 2024, 08:24:22 AM
The "was that prescribed" was sarcasm.....look that up.

Again, dodging / lying by omission about taking FTPP

Pathetic "only honest one on the board"......you can admit it....your past posts have all been quoted.

Who so lying about anything wtf are you talking about
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: 38 returns on January 19, 2024, 08:26:03 AM
his hand got raised


the record shows brain got the L
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 19, 2024, 08:26:37 AM
I do believe my legs are improving however it is a slow process. With anything though I would say before talking shit about my lifts, my legs, my fights, etc let’s see yours
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Krankenstein on January 19, 2024, 08:27:20 AM
Why would anyone need a prescription for FTPP? It is not a controlled substance.

The "was that prescribed" was sarcasm.....look that up.

Again, dodging / lying by omission about taking FTPP

Pathetic "only honest one on the board"......you can admit it....your past posts have all been quoted.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: 38 returns on January 19, 2024, 08:28:57 AM
All you idiots want to critique my fight and my physique  and my lifts let’s see yours then exactly

show the board you are a gay man cruising for cawk without saying 'my name is brian i am a gay man cruising for cawk
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Krankenstein on January 19, 2024, 08:29:35 AM
Who so lying about anything wtf are you talking about

Cool story bro....did you or did not take FTPP for that show?   Pretty easy to type a simple yes or no.

You avoid questions better than you avoid getting hit in the cage
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 19, 2024, 08:31:49 AM
Cool story bro....did you or did not take FTPP for that show?   Pretty easy to type a simple yes or no.

You avoid questions better than you avoid getting hit in the cage

When did I avoid anything? I told you idiots a year ago I took FTPP for that show wtf does that have to do with anything? You just want to fight and argue for no reason.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Walter Sobchak on January 19, 2024, 08:34:25 AM
Mike Tyson would literally destroy any and every guy on this board in the ring today.

To think otherwise, and to actually think you could beat him, is just plain fucking stupid.

Don`t be stupid.

The only thing truthful posted in the last 5 pages.

Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: 38 returns on January 19, 2024, 08:34:59 AM
krank

he s a fucking liar who is here because he has no. friends or life away

I'm ignoring the prick now

BRIAN- my final post is this

you have my number call it
we can set it up
if you don't you don't want it
if you do i will tell you who i am
and we can sort out a straightener

failing that if I can get to vegas i will see you there

if oyu come uK contact me

best to take me off block first though

either way contact me and I will tell you directly who i am
or don't and the world will know you are a pussy

what i will say is after the clegg fight I wouldnt even need to train to fight you and take you apart.
your mouth writes cheques your body cant cash

that me out
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Soul Crusher on January 19, 2024, 08:37:11 AM
Clegg didn’t beat a damn thing

Apparently. 
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 19, 2024, 08:37:20 AM
krank

he s a fucking liar who is here because he has no. friends or life away

I'm ignoring the prick now

BRIAN- my final post is this

you have my number call it
we can set it up
if you don't you don't want it
if you do i will tell you who i am
and we can sort out a straightener

failing that if I can get to vegas i will see you there

if oyu come uK contact me

best to take me off block first though

either way contact me and I will tell you directly who i am
or don't and the world will know you are a pussy

what i will say is after the clegg fight I wouldnt even need to train to fight you and take you apart.
your mouth writes cheques your body cant cash

that me out

You don't even have a body you are just an anonymous internet troll. By all means identify yourself and let's set something up not that difficult. Send me your actual info on PM no one is calling you and you keep going on and on about a phone number you have never sent me a phone number.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 19, 2024, 08:39:36 AM
Mike Tyson would literally destroy any and every guy on this board in the ring today.

To think otherwise, and to actually think you could beat him, is just plain fucking stupid.

Don`t be stupid.

Absolutely correct in the boxing ring in a boxing match. Not in a cage in a cage fight. It is absolutely not the same thing.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: joswift on January 19, 2024, 08:39:42 AM
When did I avoid anything? I told you idiots a year ago I took FTPP for that show wtf does that have to do with anything? You just want to fight and argue for no reason.

You told lies Brian

"look at the floor in my new house"

You told lies Brian

"I am 215 this AM with an empty belly, heres a selfie."

you told lies Brian

"Im going to the Olympia weekend"

You told lies Brian

"I set the WR and thats that"

(https://media4.giphy.com/media/l2YWBrsokvnJbrayA/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: joswift on January 19, 2024, 08:42:15 AM
You don't even have a body you are just an anonymous internet troll. By all means identify yourself and let's set something up not that difficult. Send me your actual info on PM no one is calling you and you keep going on and on about a phone number you have never sent me a phone number.

Check your gmail for this account  ;)
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: joswift on January 19, 2024, 08:43:11 AM
Absolutely correct in the boxing ring in a boxing match. Not in a cage in a cage fight. It is absolutely not the same thing.
For people like you who have only ever lost in the cage Im surprised you dont want to box him.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 19, 2024, 08:43:30 AM
You told lies Brian

"look at the floor in my new house"

You told lies Brian

"I am 215 this AM with an empty belly, heres a selfie."

you told lies Brian

"Im going to the Olympia weekend"

You told lies Brian

"I set the WR and thats that"

(https://media4.giphy.com/media/l2YWBrsokvnJbrayA/giphy.gif)

Every single thing above is true and I said I broke the World Record for my age group and weight class which I did statement of FACT. Them changing their bylaws after the event due to harassment is a different issue. I broke that record.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: 38 returns on January 19, 2024, 08:43:46 AM
You don't even have a body you are just an anonymous internet troll. By all means identify yourself and let's set something up not that difficult. Send me your actual info on PM no one is calling you and you keep going on and on about a phone number you have never sent me a phone number.

cant pm  you have blocked me. coward
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 19, 2024, 08:46:00 AM
cant pm  you have blocked me. coward

It's real simple dude what is your name? Or better yet make a youtube video calling me out let's see who you really are that would be step 1.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: 38 returns on January 19, 2024, 08:47:45 AM
It's real simple dude what is your name?

phil mcavity
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: joswift on January 19, 2024, 08:49:21 AM
Every single thing above is true and I said I broke the World Record for my age group and weight class which I did statement of FACT. Them changing their bylaws after the event due to harassment is a different issue. I broke that record.

then where is it written down?

A record by definition is written down, its to "record" the event

Show us where its written...I will wait
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: 38 returns on January 19, 2024, 08:52:02 AM
brian

you will run to the police

i know it you know it

you have no need to know my name just where to met and when

but you will never do it



also brian you dont tell me what to do-

unblock me or call me

you wont

stop wasting my time
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: illuminati on January 19, 2024, 08:59:54 AM
So after watching the video again we see a slow Tyson fury bodied clegg keeping hanky at bay, rocking him with his punches.  15 years out the game hanky thinks he'd do better against tyson now, who's still in shape, solid, fast, powerful, still clearly spars and keeps up the boxing.
With 100 self confessed ailments the 15 Yr ago version of hanky would struggle with tyson of today, let alone the physical wreck we have today that has to think twice about stairs!
Like tyson wouldn't be able to clock the lumbering hanky with his speed and power as he slowly dips in  to try and take him down, he'd be asleep before he hit the floor. It's funny listening to hankys fantasies though.


This - well said.

Bianca in fantasy land as usual.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Soul Crusher on January 19, 2024, 09:00:29 AM
then where is it written down?

A record by definition is written down, its to "record" the event

Show us where its written...I will wait

Is he claiming GB caused SCN to change the bylaws and regs due to harassment?   HA!!!!!!   This is amazing 
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: joswift on January 19, 2024, 09:01:44 AM
Is he claiming GB caused SCN to change the bylaws and regs due to harassment?   HA!!!!!!   This is amazing

they didnt change anything, they just found out he was a drug cheat.

Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: illuminati on January 19, 2024, 09:02:09 AM
All you idiots want to critique my fight and my physique  and my lifts let’s see yours then exactly


FAGGOTT you are the one always Bragging how good you are
- When in Fact you're Pretty damn useless at everything.

You're the Raving IDIOT.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: robcguns on January 19, 2024, 09:04:05 AM
FUCK THIS IM GONNA KICK EVERYONES FUCKING ASS.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Grape Ape on January 19, 2024, 09:13:16 AM
FUCK THIS IM GONNA KICK EVERYONES FUCKING ASS.

Easy for you because all you need to do is go outside and kick a bush.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Coach is Back! on January 19, 2024, 09:14:18 AM
Also win lose or draw what an honor it would be to fight Mike Tyson. Anyone who wouldn't fight him is a fucking pussy. I mean imagine telling your grandkids you fought Mike Tyson. But yeah styles make fights I would give myself a way better chance against a 58 year old Tyson that mid tier MMA guy with decent grappling. But again depends on the guy size age and style but how could anyone turn down the chance to fight a UFC or boxing champion. Shit I would have a camp and everything would be awesome

It would be a health risk if he went even 75% if that
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: joswift on January 19, 2024, 09:16:16 AM
All you idiots want to critique my fight and my physique  and my lifts let’s see yours then exactly

nope, its all about you Brian, if it was about anyone else you wouldnt even be posting


Go back and see how many times you have given anyone any credit for anything.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: robcguns on January 19, 2024, 09:16:49 AM
Easy for you because all you need to do is go outside and kick a bush.

Haha true. Although attendance has been low lately. I’m a little dissapointed.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: njflex on January 19, 2024, 09:17:32 AM
RECENT FOUND FOOTAGE,,,
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: joswift on January 19, 2024, 09:19:33 AM
RECENT FOUND FOOTAGE,,,
(https://frinkiac.com/gif/S08E03/1098163/1102350.gif?b64lines=)

Go on Mike, try and hit me before I take you down...
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Grape Ape on January 19, 2024, 09:20:24 AM
Haha true. Although attendance has been low lately. I’m a little dissapointed.

Better crank up the bathmate
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 19, 2024, 09:20:59 AM
It would be a health risk if he went even 75% if that

He is 58 years old look at Holyfield he looked the part until he was destroyed by Belfort.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: joswift on January 19, 2024, 09:21:44 AM
He is 58 years old look at Holyfield he looked the part until he was destroyed by Belfort.
You aint no Belfort
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: robcguns on January 19, 2024, 09:23:11 AM
Better crank up the bathmate

Hahaha.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: njflex on January 19, 2024, 09:23:26 AM
(https://frinkiac.com/gif/S08E03/1098163/1102350.gif?b64lines=)

Go on Mike, try and hit me before I take you down...
HAHA,,,
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: webstar on January 19, 2024, 09:24:44 AM
He is 58 years old look at Holyfield he looked the part until he was destroyed by Belfort.

Brian, you can barely complete a local bodybuilding show. In your own words, I was in organ failure and I had debilitating haemorrhoids

Do you think anybody believes you could beat a 45 year old trained fighter? A local bodybuilding show nearly put you in your coffin

You aren’t fighting or beating anyone accept your wife/gf

If Brian sees Josh he is running straight to the closest phone to call 911
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Dave D on January 19, 2024, 09:25:45 AM
I do believe my legs are improving however it is a slow process. With anything though I would say before talking shit about my lifts, my legs, my fights, etc let’s see yours

They’re not.

Which boy are you posting this for stud? And before you say this is a bodybuilding board remember this is not the picture posting section for bb, this is where men fish for other men
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Coach is Back! on January 19, 2024, 09:28:13 AM
Keep your fantasies to yourself. I build the best cardio snowboarding or spearfishing or mountain biking or surfing. It has to be a fun activity for me to really push it. Right now I am just riding my bike. Again not trying to be a professional mma fighter but yeah I do think I can whoop all your candy asses.

You build the best cardio for snowboarding, spearfishing and mountain biking, Not for fighting. You're not making the correlation for conditioning which is one of the reasons why I brought up getting a rotation to test yourself. It's skill plus conditioning. If you have a 3 round fight you train for 5. If you have a 5 round (title fight) you train for 8. yesterday we were talking about pro fights and fighters not you're talking about calling out getbiggers for a street fight.

I said yesterday you might do well in a street fight that might last 10-20 seconds but not in a ring. Which is it?
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: webstar on January 19, 2024, 09:28:41 AM
19 inch neck ;D
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Coach is Back! on January 19, 2024, 09:30:45 AM
He is 58 years old look at Holyfield he looked the part until he was destroyed by Belfort.

You're talking about a Belfort for Christs sake, not some fresh body off the street. The dude is literally a special forces trained assassin. A great fighter.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 19, 2024, 09:31:35 AM
You build the best cardio for snowboarding, spearfishing and mountain biking, Not for fighting. You're not making the correlation for conditioning which is one of the reasons why I brought up getting a rotation to test yourself. It's skill plus conditioning. If you have a 3 round fight you train for 5. If you have a 5 round (title fight) you train for 8. yesterday we were talking about pro fights and fighters not you're talking about calling out getbiggers for a street fight.

I said yesterday you might do well in a street fight that might last 10-20 seconds but not in a ring. Which is it?

A ring and a cage are not the same thing but I am going to do well anywhere
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Grape Ape on January 19, 2024, 09:31:44 AM
Brian, you can barely complete a local bodybuilding show. In your own words, I was in organ failure and I had debilitating haemorrhoids

Do you think anybody believes you could beat a 45 year old trained fighter? A local bodybuilding show nearly put you in your coffin

You aren’t fighting or beating anyone accept your wife/gf

If Brian sees Josh he is running straight to the closest phone to call 911

Stop being so blind - unnatural leanness due to a chronic intestinal issue is the exact same thing as being in fighting condition and shape.  Hater.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Soul Crusher on January 19, 2024, 09:33:34 AM
A ring and a cage are not the same thing but I am going to do well anywhere
:D
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 19, 2024, 09:33:49 AM
You're talking about a Belfort for Christs sake, not some fresh body off the street. The dude is literally a special forces trained assassin. A great fighter.

Belfort is also old he only looked like a killer again because Holyfield is ancient. Holyfield looks strong he is not he is frail and old. Holyfield would go down easy based on that. Is Tyson really strong now? I am not so sure anymore.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Coach is Back! on January 19, 2024, 09:35:54 AM
A ring and a cage are not the same thing but I am going to do well anywhere

I don't say octagon because the UFC has a patent on the fighting Octagon.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Coach is Back! on January 19, 2024, 09:38:07 AM
Belfort is also old he only looked like a killer again because Holyfield is ancient. Holyfield looks strong he is not he is frail and old. Holyfield would go down easy based on that. Is Tyson really strong now? I am not so sure anymore.

Brian, you're not Belfort. Just because Belfort beat Holyfield doesn't mean the average person can stand with Holyfield
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 19, 2024, 09:38:32 AM
I don't say octagon because the UFC has a patent on the fighting Octagon.

My point is boxing and mma are not the same thing. Tyson is going to be very uncomfortable with no shoes in a cage. You can't move your feet the same way.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: dj181 on January 19, 2024, 09:39:05 AM
You're talking about a Belfort for Christs sake, not some fresh body off the street. The dude is literally a special forces trained assassin. A great fighter.

Do you do strength and conditioning training for any boxers?

You know that this condition is bout 80% zone 1 training and 10% zone 3 right?
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: joswift on January 19, 2024, 09:39:05 AM
They’re not.

Which boy are you posting this for stud? And before you say this is a bodybuilding board remember this is not the picture posting section for bb, this is where men fish for other men
(https://media2.giphy.com/media/YS8c0Z7in21AM4A2AR/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: joswift on January 19, 2024, 09:40:45 AM
My point is boxing and mma are not the same thing. Tyson is going to be very uncomfortable with no shoes in a cage. You can't move your feet the same way.

Brians cage footwear

(https://p1.liveauctioneers.com/6837/161982/81757002_1_x.jpg?height=512&quality=70&version=1581920170)
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Coach is Back! on January 19, 2024, 09:50:25 AM
Do you do strength and conditioning training for any boxers?

You know that this condition is bout 80% zone 1 training and 10% zone 3 right?

Haven't had any boxers. But that wouldn't make sense to me if we're talking about the same zone training. I'm assuming you're referring to HR.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Krankenstein on January 19, 2024, 09:51:52 AM
You build the best cardio for snowboarding, spearfishing and mountain biking, Not for fighting. You're not making the correlation for conditioning which is one of the reasons why I brought up getting a rotation to test yourself. It's skill plus conditioning. If you have a 3 round fight you train for 5. If you have a 5 round (title fight) you train for 8. yesterday we were talking about pro fights and fighters not you're talking about calling out getbiggers for a street fight.

I said yesterday you might do well in a street fight that might last 10-20 seconds but not in a ring. Which is it?

Stop trying to use logic and common sense with him.  He's delusional and a wanna-be tough guy.  How many times have you seen his kind walk into a gym and say they can kick everyone's ass?

Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 19, 2024, 09:52:49 AM
Brian, you're not Belfort. Just because Belfort beat Holyfield doesn't mean the average person can stand with Holyfield

I wouldnt try to stand and trade though I would turn it into a grappling match Holyfields legs are gone easy pickings
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 19, 2024, 09:54:03 AM
Stop trying to use logic and common sense with him.  He's delusional and a wanna-be tough guy.  How many times have you seen his kind walk into a gym and say they can kick everyone's ass?

Not everyone but yours absolutely
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: dj181 on January 19, 2024, 09:55:23 AM
Haven't had any boxers. But that wouldn't make sense to me if we're talking about the same zone training. I'm assuming you're referring to HR.

Zone 1 is base work basically long slow distance it's well under aerobic/anaerobic threshold Zone 2 is threshold Zone 3 is above threshold

world class cyclists runners XX skiers etc train 80% I'm base easy volume training
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Coach is Back! on January 19, 2024, 09:55:44 AM
I wouldnt try to stand and trade though I would turn it into a grappling match Holyfields legs are gone easy pickings

I call this Jake Paul syndrome.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Coach is Back! on January 19, 2024, 09:57:14 AM
Zone 1 is base work basically long slow distance it's well under aerobic/anaerobic threshold Zone 2 is threshold Zone 3 is above threshold

world class cyclists runners XX skiers etc train 80% I'm base easy volume training

Oh I understand Zones, this just wouldn't make sense to me, off the top of my head from a training prospective.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: dj181 on January 19, 2024, 09:58:48 AM
Oh I understand Zones, this just wouldn't make sense to me, off the top of my head from a training prospective.

Your training is basically for strength and power right? That's much different than aerobic training
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 19, 2024, 09:59:08 AM
I call this Jake Paul syndrome.

He looked completely shot no balance, no stability, no speed, no coordination, no resilience, no movement, nothing like he should not have been cleared to fight surely you saw that yes? That was not the Holyfield that we know and love. That was an old man with real neurological damage.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Coach is Back! on January 19, 2024, 10:12:09 AM
Your training is basically for strength and power right? That's much different than aerobic training

It's everything. Including nutrition. Training time with my fighters is usually 5 days per week. Conditioning is very specific with a combining areobic/anareobic. Basically energy systems
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Grape Ape on January 19, 2024, 10:15:42 AM
DJ attempting to lecture coach on various training principles was not on my bingo card today.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: robcguns on January 19, 2024, 10:16:49 AM
DJ attempting to lecture coach on various training principles was not on my bingo card today.

Hahaha.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Hulkotron on January 19, 2024, 10:24:11 AM
Your training is basically for strength and power right? That's much different than aerobic training

I've heard fighters do more interval- and circuit training-type cardio these days and not as much traditional long/slow "road work" as in the past.

Rowing seems like it would be good cardio option for fighters to me.  Easy on the shoulders/punching muscles, aerobic since it's a long effort but each individual pull is high intensity, kind of like fighting.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 19, 2024, 10:39:49 AM
It's everything. Including nutrition. Training time with my fighters is usually 5 days per week. Conditioning is very specific with a combining areobic/anareobic. Basically energy systems

Obviously if I were to actually be offered a serious fight, I would do a camp focused on it. Now given that is not actually going to be offered to me I don't need to be doing fight specific cardio training to defend myself against the average slob in the street.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: dj181 on January 19, 2024, 10:42:42 AM
DJ attempting to lecture coach on various training principles was not on my bingo card today.

Attempted to enter the exercise science program at The Oho State University and was promptly rejected back in the day
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: dj181 on January 19, 2024, 10:44:51 AM
I've heard fighters do more interval- and circuit training-type cardio these days and not as much traditional long/slow "road work" as in the past.

Rowing seems like it would be good cardio option for fighters to me.  Easy on the shoulders/punching muscles, aerobic since it's a long effort but each individual pull is high intensity, kind of like fighting.

Pretty much did lots of CrossShit style training with my coach and did some medicine ball throws for punching power under my own accord
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: webstar on January 19, 2024, 10:45:50 AM
Obviously if I were to actually be offered a serious fight, I would do a camp focused on it. Now given that is not actually going to be offered to me I don't need to be doing fight specific cardio training to defend myself against the average slob in the street.

What about walking your dog as prep cardio?
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Grape Ape on January 19, 2024, 10:48:29 AM
Attempted to enter the exercise science program at The Oho State University and was promptly rejected back in the day

Oh, that puts you on par with a guy with 40 years of experience training elite and professional athletes then.

Carry on.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: wes on January 19, 2024, 10:55:11 AM
Absolutely correct in the boxing ring in a boxing match. Not in a cage in a cage fight. It is absolutely not the same thing.
Brian,Mike Tyson grew up on the streets of Brooklyn as a criminal......do you honestly think he has never had a street fight and hit the concrete and still kicked ass?

Rhetorical question.....no need to answer.....keep on believing in your dream/fantasy.

GEEZUS!!

This cat is delusional beyond belief.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: dj181 on January 19, 2024, 10:57:38 AM
Brian,Mike Tyson grew up on the streets of Brooklyn as a criminal......do you honestly think he has never had a street fight and hit the concrete and still kicked ass?

Rhetorical question.....no need to answer.....keep on believing in your dream/fantasy.

GEEZUS!!

This cat is delusional beyond belief.

I think he's trolling no way he could actually believe that shit
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: wes on January 19, 2024, 11:07:10 AM
I think he's trolling no way he could actually believe that shit
He`s in fantasyland dude.

No one here is kicking Tysons ass.................mayb e when he dies,but not today.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Hulkotron on January 19, 2024, 11:08:18 AM
Who wins in a 40-yard sprint between Iron Mike, bhanks, and MattC?
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: dj181 on January 19, 2024, 11:14:43 AM
Who wins in a 40-yard sprint between Iron Mike, bhanks, and MattC?

bahahahha
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Grape Ape on January 19, 2024, 11:17:56 AM
Who wins in a 40-yard sprint between Iron Mike, bhanks, and MattC?

Hankins gasses or shits himself at 20 yards

Matt C's 20 year old walmart shoes fall apart before the end.

Iron Mike wins.

Hankins claims the refs screwed him and he really won.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: GymnJuice on January 19, 2024, 11:22:29 AM
I had the issue for a month prior you dumb fuck that is why I was on prescribed Percocet's. I can't believe I have to justify getting sick. I also work from home. I felt like shit I pushed it as far as I could. I should have backed out a month prior but had committed.

You got prescribed Percocets for dehydration and organ failure?
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Walter Sobchak on January 19, 2024, 11:24:15 AM
Hankins gasses or shits himself at 20 yards

Matt C's 20 year old walmart shoes fall apart before the end.

Iron Mike wins.

Hankins claims the refs screwed him and he really won.

I’m going with the 6-foot German chick in that one.

By a large margin.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: joswift on January 19, 2024, 11:32:36 AM
A ring and a cage are not the same thing but I am going to do well anywhere

three fights zero wins
Cant even get to the end of the fight

Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: joswift on January 19, 2024, 11:33:31 AM
I wouldnt try to stand and trade though I would turn it into a grappling match Holyfields legs are gone easy pickings

yours have never been there at all

Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: joswift on January 19, 2024, 11:35:57 AM
I looked completely shot no balance, no stability, no speed, no coordination, no resilience, no movement, nothing like I should not have been cleared to fight surely you saw that yes? That was not the Hankins that we all fucking hate. That was a 46 year old man with 80 ailments.

Fixed
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: joswift on January 19, 2024, 11:37:09 AM
Who wins in a 40-yard sprint between Iron Mike, bhanks, and MattC?
JustplaneJane
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Bevo on January 19, 2024, 11:37:36 AM
lack of self awareness post of the year

Yet he proceeds to say he’ll fight BJ over GSP cause BJ is smaller and beat up, and GSP still trains

Be a man , Bhanky, and fight shogun, machida, evans, Rampage, any of those guys

Even if none of those guys are their primes anymore , you are not taking them down or even having a chance

Bhanky, you really think you can out wrestle GSP, or take Machida down?
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Krankenstein on January 19, 2024, 11:58:57 AM
Not everyone but yours absolutely

What the fuck are you blabbing on about?
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Krankenstein on January 19, 2024, 12:01:21 PM
DJ attempting to lecture coach on various training principles was not on my bingo card today.

You and me both.  I did have Brian attempting to equate elliptical bike training to getting in shape for a fight.  So, I guess there's that win.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Krankenstein on January 19, 2024, 12:02:49 PM
Obviously if I were to actually be offered a serious fight, I would do a camp focused on it. Now given that is not actually going to be offered to me I don't need to be doing fight specific cardio training to defend myself against the average slob in the street.

Because in this magical universe where you would actually fight tyson he wouldn't have the best grappling coaches in the world helping him.  No, sir....he would only train as a boxer.

Fuck off with your nonsense
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 19, 2024, 12:03:22 PM
Yet he proceeds to say he’ll fight BJ over GSP cause BJ is smaller and beat up, and GSP still trains

Be a man , Bhanky, and fight shogun, machida, evans, Rampage, any of those guys

Even if none of those guys are their primes anymore , you are not taking them down or even having a chance

Bhanky, you really think you can out wrestle GSP, or take Machida down?

I am going to have a size and strength advantage on GSP, Machida has not been able to defend a take down in years he was always a small 205 more of a 185 guy. They are professional fighters I was given their names I evaluated which would be more challenging than others. But yeah absolutely if the UFC calls me up and offers me any of them I will be there.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 19, 2024, 12:04:04 PM
Because in this magical universe where you would actually fight tyson he wouldn't have the best grappling coaches in the world helping him.  No, sir....he would only train as a boxer.

Fuck off with your nonsense

You can't learn to grapple at 58 years old Soul Crusher is fooling himself
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Krankenstein on January 19, 2024, 12:08:42 PM
You can't learn to grapple at 58 years old Soul Crusher is fooling himself

and at 45 you haven't learned you aren't as tough as you claim.   
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: tatoo on January 19, 2024, 12:13:26 PM
You can't learn to grapple at 58 years old Soul Crusher is fooling himself

you must have smoked some good shit this morning hankins... lala land for the last 5 pages
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: BB on January 19, 2024, 12:24:25 PM
He is 58 years old look at Holyfield he looked the part until he was destroyed by Belfort.

::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::).

Holyfield was told he was punch drunk a decade plus before that fight. What's next, you'll tell us a post Oswald JFK would make a bad president?
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Walter Sobchak on January 19, 2024, 12:40:39 PM
JustplaneJane

It would literally be like getting up off your couch and boxing a prime Mike Tyson with 4 ounce gloves….
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: joswift on January 19, 2024, 12:48:23 PM
I am going to have a size and strength advantage on GSP, Machida has not been able to defend a take down in years he was always a small 205 more of a 185 guy. They are professional fighters I was given their names I evaluated which would be more challenging than others. But yeah absolutely if the UFC calls me up and offers me any of them I will be there.

I bet Dana White is dialing right now

Then again if he read some posts on here he would want someone to fuck you up in the cage thats for certain.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: joswift on January 19, 2024, 12:50:39 PM
You can't learn to grapple at 58 years old Soul Crusher is fooling himself

it appears you are incapeable of acquiring any self awareness at 46
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Bevo on January 19, 2024, 12:57:35 PM
I am going to have a size and strength advantage on GSP, Machida has not been able to defend a take down in years he was always a small 205 more of a 185 guy. They are professional fighters I was given their names I evaluated which would be more challenging than others. But yeah absolutely if the UFC calls me up and offers me any of them I will be there.

Machida still trains everyday, he may not defend against the take down with “pro fighters” but you are no where near his level back then, now or ever.

I’m sure it’s the same with Anderson Silva

These guys are some of the best fighters in thier prime , and you saying you can take them now
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: wes on January 19, 2024, 12:59:54 PM
Machida still trains everyday, he may not defend against the take down with “pro fighters” but you are no where near his level back then, now or ever.

I’m sure it’s the same with Anderson Silva

These guys are some of the best fighters in thier prime , and you saying you can take them now
Why wouldn`t he say that when he can ragdoll Mike Tyson?   LOL  ;D
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: joswift on January 19, 2024, 01:04:43 PM
Machida still trains everyday, he may not defend against the take down with “pro fighters” but you are no where near his level back then, now or ever.

I’m sure it’s the same with Anderson Silva

These guys are some of the best fighters in thier prime , and you saying you can take them now
You sir are a master of the understatement

he cant fight for his lunch money, that why he weighed 85lb in school, he never ate anything, its why his body cant handle food now

All the hotdogs he consumed were taken analy
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Bevo on January 19, 2024, 01:05:37 PM
Why wouldn`t he say that when he can ragdoll Mike Tyson?   LOL  ;D

I stand corrected, you are right sir  ;D

Bhanky could easily take Tyson and have an easier time with Holyfield just because Belfort could :D
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Hulkotron on January 19, 2024, 01:09:01 PM
"Belfort handled Holyfield easily, so I could also take him" is certainly an interesting take.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: webstar on January 19, 2024, 01:10:45 PM
Brian’s gut could barely fit in a dress shirt.

And he’s talking about talking down belfort
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: wes on January 19, 2024, 01:38:20 PM
I stand corrected, you are right sir  ;D

Bhanky could easily take Tyson and have an easier time with Holyfield just because Belfort could :D
Exactly brother !  ;D
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 19, 2024, 02:00:13 PM
Machida still trains everyday, he may not defend against the take down with “pro fighters” but you are no where near his level back then, now or ever.

I’m sure it’s the same with Anderson Silva

These guys are some of the best fighters in thier prime , and you saying you can take them now

They are not in their prime. Their takedown defense goes before their striking that is why they get into boxing when they retire from MMA. I just think my current physicality and skills is going to give any striker my age real problems. When you start talking about guys that are also smaller than me and older then yeah I start to have some advantages. What is Machida weighing these days? Anderson? Put me in a straight wrestler match with either and I win easy. Put me in a striker match and they are going to win easy. But I have a path to victory in either fight. I do not have  a path to victory with a larger better wrestler like Lesnar but give me a 200lb striker and yeah I got a shot at it. I know I can't beat a bigger better wrestler but they are not bigger better wrestlers they are both strikers and smaller and older. If you don't have that mentality then you should not be fighting ever. You guys don't get it because you are just online trolls. I am giving myself a decent chance against 2024 Machida or Silva I just need to keep my guard up and get inside without getting crane kicked in the face.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 19, 2024, 02:12:11 PM
I am not stupid I am not trying to fight some 300lb guy but you are talking about guys who weigh 190lbs are 50 years old and are strikers with no American wrestling. I see a path to victory in those fights. I do not see a path to Victory with Jon Jones or Lesnar hell no. But send me a blownup 190lb middle weight who is a 50 year old striker and I get to come in at 220lbs? Hell yes now obviously I am going to have a very tough time at it and I would not be the favorite but there is a route to victory in both of those fights.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: illuminati on January 19, 2024, 02:16:05 PM
three fights zero wins
Cant even get to the end of the fight

He's one very weak pathetic specimen Coupled with being
completely delusional - Not a great combination.  ::)
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: BEEFCAKE on January 19, 2024, 02:18:54 PM
They are not in their prime. Their takedown defense goes before their striking that is why they get into boxing when they retire from MMA. I just think my current physicality and skills is going to give any striker my age real problems. When you start talking about guys that are also smaller than me and older then yeah I start to have some advantages. What is Machida weighing these days? Anderson? Put me in a straight wrestler match with either and I win easy. Put me in a striker match and they are going to win easy. But I have a path to victory in either fight. I do not have  a path to victory with a larger better wrestler like Lesnar but give me a 200lb striker and yeah I got a shot at it. I know I can't beat a bigger better wrestler but they are not bigger better wrestlers they are both strikers and smaller and older. If you don't have that mentality then you should not be fighting ever. You guys don't get it because you are just online trolls. I am giving myself a decent chance against 2024 Machida or Silva I just need to keep my guard up and get inside without getting crane kicked in the face.

YOU'RE NOT IN YOUR PRIME YOU PIDDLY PHAGGOT
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 19, 2024, 02:22:32 PM
YOU'RE NOT IN YOUR PRIME YOU PIDDLY PHAGGOT

How can you possibly think that is real? Do I have to go find the real one again like I did the first time that was posted? You guys widened my face my midsection and shrank my arms and shoulders it's not even close at least make it subtle so it looks real.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: beakdoctor on January 19, 2024, 02:27:54 PM
YOU'RE NOT IN YOUR PRIME YOU PIDDLY PHAGGOT

Excellent progress on Bhank!
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 19, 2024, 02:29:52 PM
Monday fyi
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: BB on January 19, 2024, 02:31:59 PM
How can you possibly think that is real? Do I have to go find the real one again like I did the first time that was posted? You guys widened my face my midsection and shrank my arms and shoulders it's not even close at least make it subtle so it looks real.

Dude, you're 46 years old, you shit blood, tear various muscles on a whim, you huff and puff, and reach unheard of blood pressure ranges. At this point, I don't even think you could beat up the Mexican day laborer that punked you by staining your floor 4 different colors.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: webstar on January 19, 2024, 02:35:15 PM
Monday fyi

Look how much closer you are in this picture you idiot.

The picture posted by beefcake is 💯 % real.

I think it’s when you lost your TRT clinic or the website shut down and you missed 2
Weeks of shots
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 19, 2024, 02:37:01 PM
Look how much closer you are in this picture you idiot.

The picture posted by beefcake is 💯 % real.

I think it’s when you lost your TRT clinic or the website shut down and you missed 2
Weeks of shots

I am a monster and you know it Hater
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Rambone on January 19, 2024, 02:40:57 PM
Monday fyi

Monster Monday
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: joswift on January 19, 2024, 02:49:41 PM
(https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=690412.0;attach=1486350;image)
(https://media1.giphy.com/media/LSQH1QWF5frpp5wfqH/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b9523z83cuxjabg2o433rj96bglojs1f7d1o0oxj7jpk&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g)
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: wes on January 19, 2024, 02:50:16 PM
LOL @ Monster  ;D
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 19, 2024, 02:52:23 PM
LOL @ Monster  ;D

Forget Monday This is mid day as in just now after a milkshake are we really going to pretend I am not jacked? Look how dry my midsection is I am leaner than Monday
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Bevo on January 19, 2024, 02:54:59 PM
They are not in their prime. Their takedown defense goes before their striking that is why they get into boxing when they retire from MMA. I just think my current physicality and skills is going to give any striker my age real problems. When you start talking about guys that are also smaller than me and older then yeah I start to have some advantages. What is Machida weighing these days? Anderson? Put me in a straight wrestler match with either and I win easy. Put me in a striker match and they are going to win easy. But I have a path to victory in either fight. I do not have  a path to victory with a larger better wrestler like Lesnar but give me a 200lb striker and yeah I got a shot at it. I know I can't beat a bigger better wrestler but they are not bigger better wrestlers they are both strikers and smaller and older. If you don't have that mentality then you should not be fighting ever. You guys don't get it because you are just online trolls. I am giving myself a decent chance against 2024 Machida or Silva I just need to keep my guard up and get inside without getting crane kicked in the face.

You do know machida is a top grappler, he’s trained with some of the best

That’s the point I am trying to make, not being in their prime, they would still wax you in seconds

Both of them are around 6’2

With all your ailments both of your knees would snap being in the ring or cage with them
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: deadz on January 19, 2024, 02:57:41 PM
LOL @ Monster  ;D
X2
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 19, 2024, 03:00:57 PM
You do know machida is a top grappler, he’s trained with some of the best

That’s the point I am trying to make, not being in their prime, they would still wax you in seconds

Both of them are around 6’2

With all your ailments both of your knees would snap being in the ring or cage with them

BJJ is not American wrestling both of them got taken down and ground and pounded a lot by American wrestlers towards the end of their careers when they became less elusive
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: BEEFCAKE on January 19, 2024, 03:06:12 PM
Forget Monday This is mid day as in just now after a milkshake are we really going to pretend I am not jacked? Look how dry my midsection is I am leaner than Monday

that hair is really something
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: wes on January 19, 2024, 03:10:42 PM
Forget Monday This is mid day as in just now after a milkshake are we really going to pretend I am not jacked? Look how dry my midsection is I am leaner than Monday
LOL  ;D
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: deadz on January 19, 2024, 03:14:41 PM
that hair birds nest is really something
Tumble weeds.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: joswift on January 19, 2024, 03:17:40 PM
(https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=690412.0;attach=1486343;image)(https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=690412.0;attach=1486356;image)

not a lot in it Brian

Do an ab and thigh without the thigh, its cruel to ask you to post a thigh as you dont have one, so just the abs, lets see you blow them right down flat rather than the abomination of bloat above
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: webstar on January 19, 2024, 03:19:04 PM
19 inch neck

44 inch belly
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: joswift on January 19, 2024, 03:22:10 PM
(https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=690412.0;attach=1486380;image)

he looks like a toddler in a diaper
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: webstar on January 19, 2024, 03:27:12 PM
(https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=690412.0;attach=1486380;image)

he looks like a toddler in a diaper

Remember, this is a shopped photo from YouTube
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Never1AShow on January 19, 2024, 03:34:39 PM
The "was that prescribed" was sarcasm.....look that up.

Again, dodging / lying by omission about taking FTPP

Pathetic "only honest one on the board"......you can admit it....your past posts have all been quoted.

He’s now admitted taking Percs the whole month before when he was dieting. I think he’s always on. Would explain the irrational beliefs about Tyson Clegg etc.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: joswift on January 19, 2024, 03:36:01 PM
I hope Im still here when he dies.....
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: webstar on January 19, 2024, 03:38:02 PM
I hope Im still here when he dies.....

Of course, you will be .

He will be dead by summer or latest the Olympia.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: webstar on January 19, 2024, 03:39:19 PM
He’s now admitted taking Percs the whole month before when he was dieting. I think he’s always on. Would explain the irrational beliefs about Tyson Clegg etc.

100 percent.

Iv said 100s of times you can tell how dilated his pupils are.

Brian, is cooked 90% of the time.

We have seen the text messages

“Stuff for dumplings”

“Parole officer ..1 day later I meant probation officer”
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Flexacon on January 19, 2024, 03:49:46 PM
Just chewing food

(https://i.imgflip.com/6mxoy1.gif)
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: joswift on January 19, 2024, 03:50:04 PM
(https://i.postimg.cc/hP3Mj8jP/6mxoy1.gif).(https://i.makeagif.com/media/5-24-2016/pOIk5s.gif)

eye lids like Shawn Rhoden
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: joswift on January 19, 2024, 03:51:19 PM
Just chewing food

(https://i.imgflip.com/6mxoy1.gif)
hahaha great minds..... ;D


Fucks sake he looks like the blow job guy under the boardwalk
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Never1AShow on January 19, 2024, 03:59:03 PM
What about walking your dog as prep cardio?

Walking your dog high on Percs
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: BEEFCAKE on January 19, 2024, 03:59:18 PM
hahaha great minds..... ;D


Fucks sake he looks like the blow job guy under the boardwalk

 ???
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: joswift on January 19, 2024, 04:01:17 PM
???
(https://i.ibb.co/PFn9Yrn/Screenshot-2024-01-20-at-00-01-38.png)
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Never1AShow on January 19, 2024, 04:10:35 PM
You got prescribed Percocets for dehydration and organ failure?

I believe nothing he says because he can’t remember anything and blends it all together in his Rhodes Scholar mind. Plus he has NPD which also causes lying.

He got his percs at the same place he got his Lasix and his Adderal.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: BEEFCAKE on January 19, 2024, 04:11:00 PM
.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: BEEFCAKE on January 19, 2024, 04:11:50 PM
I believe nothing he says because he can’t remember anything and blends it all together in his Rhodes Scholar mind. Plus he has NPD which also causes lying.

He got his percs at the same place he got his Lasix and his Adderal.

what a mess
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Never1AShow on January 19, 2024, 04:15:34 PM
He's one very weak pathetic specimen Coupled with being
completely delusional - Not a great combination.  ::)

I honestly don’t think he could squat 225 for 10 now even on GH. I think his wind is gone and his gut is weakened by the dumb surgery. He’s also always high so would probably drop it.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Les Grossman on January 19, 2024, 04:16:53 PM
JustplaneJane

I tried.

At both 100 and 400 meters and it was bad.

I think the Amazon is bionic or something like that.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: joswift on January 19, 2024, 04:17:11 PM
I honestly don’t think he could squat 225 for 10 now even on GH. I think his wind is gone and his gut is weakened by the dumb surgery. He’s also always high so would probably drop it.

lucky for us dumb enough to try
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Les Grossman on January 19, 2024, 04:24:14 PM
lucky for us dumb enough to try

Steroid using strongmen struggling to squat 275 lbs to full depth.

The missing chromosome must also be the strength gene.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: chaos on January 19, 2024, 04:25:41 PM
12 pages ??? WTF
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: webstar on January 19, 2024, 04:27:39 PM
I honestly don’t think he could squat 225 for 10 now even on GH. I think his wind is gone and his gut is weakened by the dumb surgery. He’s also always high so would probably drop it.

225 for 10 actual real reps. Absolutely not. He half repped 315 pounds. So to do full range of motion for 10 reps. There’s no way he could do it. I also don’t think he could get low enough. Because his belly when he breathes expands  so much, it’s gonna hinder the depth.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: robcguns on January 19, 2024, 04:28:04 PM
12 pages ??? WTF

It’s a Hankins thread, it will hit 100 easy.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: illuminati on January 19, 2024, 04:31:46 PM
I honestly don’t think he could squat 225 for 10 now even on GH. I think his wind is gone and his gut is weakened by the dumb surgery. He’s also always high so would probably drop it.


Yep you're probably right - yet here he is Bragging how Big , Strong & Invincible he is like a
Coked up Fog Horn Leg Horn. 

Just pathetic,  a 46yr old weakling & total wreck.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Les Grossman on January 19, 2024, 04:32:43 PM
12 pages ??? WTF

We heard a rumor that you were going to slip into the size XXXXL Speedos and hit a few poses.

🤮
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: delon on January 19, 2024, 05:05:50 PM
12 pages ??? WTF

Bhanks is approaching terminal velocity again at this point with 100 posts today


Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: BB on January 19, 2024, 05:10:55 PM
Just chewing food

(https://i.imgflip.com/6mxoy1.gif)

You can dance like Hanky
And post your bald head and behind
You've gotta give it a chance,
When you do the Hanky Dance
Maybe Spaulding will jerk off, oh my!

Take some percs if you want to,
And grind your jaw like a machine
If you do the Hanky Dance,
While wearing Em's underpants,
Getbig will call you a queen

Hanky Dance,
Hanky Dance,
Hanky Dance,

It's the Hanky Dance!
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: webstar on January 19, 2024, 05:11:35 PM
Bhanks is approaching terminal velocity again at this point with 100 posts today

This is what happens when you are unemployed and snorting booger sugar all day.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Never1AShow on January 19, 2024, 05:14:57 PM
225 for 10 actual real reps. Absolutely not. He half repped 315 pounds. So to do full range of motion for 10 reps. There’s no way he could do it. I also don’t think he could get low enough. Because his belly when he breathes expands  so much, it’s gonna hinder the depth.

I don’t even think 10 gym reps
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Coach is Back! on January 19, 2024, 05:24:25 PM
I am going to have a size and strength advantage on GSP, Machida has not been able to defend a take down in years he was always a small 205 more of a 185 guy. They are professional fighters I was given their names I evaluated which would be more challenging than others. But yeah absolutely if the UFC calls me up and offers me any of them I will be there.

Stop it, Brian, just stop. either you're trolling or you're completely delusional. It HAS to be one of the two. There is no other explanation. BTW, in MMA you're either 205 or you're not. Seriously doubt you'll be getting a call Sean Shelby.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Raymondo on January 19, 2024, 05:30:03 PM
I hope Im still here when he dies.....

Juicing for years with hardly a break and daily consumption of sausage/beef/bacon. High blood pressure and heart rate and a ton of medical ailments.

Sadly you won't have to wait long. That heart attack is in the post.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Bevo on January 19, 2024, 05:48:58 PM
BJJ is not American wrestling both of them got taken down and ground and pounded a lot by American wrestlers towards the end of their careers when they became less elusive

Yes, past their prime but beaten by top fighters

You, however, neither a top wrestler nor stand up fighter
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Bevo on January 19, 2024, 05:50:24 PM
I hope Im still here when he dies.....

(https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/facebook/000/037/254/ifhedies.jpg)
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: The Scott on January 19, 2024, 05:52:02 PM
(https://i0.wp.com/reprobatepress.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/freddie-blassie-pencil-neck-geek-1.jpg?resize=840%2C876&ssl=1)
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 19, 2024, 05:55:00 PM
He’s now admitted taking Percs the whole month before when he was dieting. I think he’s always on. Would explain the irrational beliefs about Tyson Clegg etc.

Now admitted lol I was very upfront about my medical issues going in and out
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 19, 2024, 05:57:09 PM
Yes, past their prime but beaten by top fighters

You, however, neither a top wrestler nor stand up fighter

Hey everyone is entitled to their opinion. I am closer to Jon Jones than you are to me.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: webstar on January 19, 2024, 05:58:58 PM
Now admitted lol I was very upfront about my medical issues going in and out

So you were taking percs for a few months because of your hemroids?

You conveniently left the percs out but told us about your hemroids

Odd
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 19, 2024, 05:59:31 PM
I honestly don’t think he could squat 225 for 10 now even on GH. I think his wind is gone and his gut is weakened by the dumb surgery. He’s also always high so would probably drop it.

Jesus I wish I was always high you guys really don’t know my life. I live like a godamn monk
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: 38 returns on January 19, 2024, 05:59:51 PM
Hey everyone is entitled to their opinion. I am closer to Jon Jones than you are to me.

brian unblock your pm chicken shit paedophile
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 19, 2024, 06:02:00 PM
This is what happens when you are unemployed and snorting booger sugar all day.

Lol really I am just sitting around doing cocaine all day? I thought you guys said I was broke? I very rarely even have a 2nd cup of coffee
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 19, 2024, 06:03:11 PM
Stop it, Brian, just stop. either you're trolling or you're completely delusional. It HAS to be one of the two. There is no other explanation. BTW, in MMA you're either 205 or you're not. Seriously doubt you'll be getting a call Sean Shelby.

Machida and Silva both did their best work at 185lbs. They are not big guys cutting to 205. If I weigh in at 205 the day before per mma standards and fight the next night I am going to be 215 by the next night in the cage. Those guys are not that big. Again I do not believe being in the UFC makes them that much better than other fighters. Add in their age and style and size and yeah I have a good chance. I have real advantages over both of them. I would beat either of them easy on a wrestling grappling match I am the bigger stronger wrestler I can take them down and hold them. Can I take a punch if needed in the process I think I can. Now if I get crane kicked in the face that is different but again you guys said I was slow and plodding I was deliberate and careful I am not going to run into a flying kick to the face
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 19, 2024, 06:04:43 PM
So you were taking percs for a few months because of your hemroids?

You conveniently left the percs out but told us about your hemroids

Odd

I was prescribed a grand total of 20 pills. I had a serious issue. I do t need to sit here and argue how bad it was.  It was horrific
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 19, 2024, 06:19:30 PM
If you guys were matching me up against heavyweights or grapplers who were in their prime it would be different I would concede but you are not you are talking about older smaller weaker strikers I have a path to victory in those matchups
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: BB on January 19, 2024, 06:29:06 PM
I have a path to victory in those matchups

Roadblock to path to victory -

(https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=674474.0;attach=1411362;image).

Threw car off road, severely injured driver. No airbag (possible brain damage?).
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Bevo on January 19, 2024, 06:32:10 PM
Machida and Silva both did their best work at 185lbs. They are not big guys cutting to 205. If I weigh in at 205 the day before per mma standards and fight the next night I am going to be 215 by the next night in the cage. Those guys are not that big. Again I do not believe being in the UFC makes them that much better than other fighters. Add in their age and style and size and yeah I have a good chance. I have real advantages over both of them. I would beat either of them easy on a wrestling grappling match I am the bigger stronger wrestler I can take them down and hold them. Can I take a punch if needed in the process I think I can. Now if I get crane kicked in the face that is different but again you guys said I was slow and plodding I was deliberate and careful I am not going to run into a flying kick to the face

Dude, you wouldn’t be able to beat machida’s dad right now who is around 70 years old or older

You have no shot at anyone in the UFC, whether current fighters, retired fighters, fighters past their prime, none , zero chance, and that includes grappling, wrestling, stand up, absolutely none

Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Bevo on January 19, 2024, 06:33:19 PM
Roadblock to path to victory -

(https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=674474.0;attach=1411362;image).

Threw car off road, severely injured driver. No airbag (possible brain damage?).

Is bhanky really 0-4 against no name fighters?
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 19, 2024, 06:33:57 PM
Roadblock to path to victory -

(https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=674474.0;attach=1411362;image).

Threw car off road, severely injured driver. No airbag (possible brain damage?).

Say whatever you want I watched the 2 rounds I was doing great all that dude did was survive a beating and get a gift dq and that was at heavyweight I weighed in at 226lbs.  I have seen worse heavyweight  fights in the UFC
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Cook on January 19, 2024, 06:39:33 PM
Is bhanky really 0-4 against no name fighters?
yeah but he can beat GSP
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Lartinos on January 19, 2024, 06:51:18 PM
Imagine stating how good of a fighter you are and you have zero clips of yourself in any fights to show how good you are.

Quite convenient Sir Bhankins.

The other guy with your fighting name I could find was this guy Brian Hawkins and he lost too.

Or did he?

i=1IDfqYRsxXo6ztNZ
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Bevo on January 19, 2024, 06:52:01 PM
Say whatever you want I watched the 2 rounds I was doing great all that dude did was survive a beating and get a gift dq and that was at heavyweight I weighed in at 226lbs.  I have seen worse heavyweight  fights in the UFC

You really are off your rockers, even if you lose and it’s clearly you did, but in your own mind you won
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: chaos on January 19, 2024, 07:15:33 PM
Hey everyone is entitled to their opinion. I am closer to Jon Jones than you are to me.
You're right, Jon Jones is also a lying drug addict just like you.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: chaos on January 19, 2024, 07:17:31 PM
Roadblock to path to victory -

(https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=674474.0;attach=1411362;image).

Threw car off road, severely injured driver. No airbag (possible brain damage?).
The guy in the white shorts with his hand raised is obviously the poster boy for peak male performance and conditioning.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Raymondo on January 19, 2024, 07:17:57 PM
You're right, Jon Jones is also a lying drug addict just like you.

Don't forget woman beater
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Never1AShow on January 19, 2024, 08:21:31 PM
I was prescribed a grand total of 20 pills. I had a serious issue. I do t need to sit here and argue how bad it was.  It was horrific

He was prescribed this after the show once he saw a doctor and is confused.

And his ignoring the “couldn’t squat 225 for 10 now” this long without answer means it’s true. Hell now deny it, but offer no proof. By all means.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: joswift on January 20, 2024, 01:59:10 AM
Jesus I wish I was always high you guys really don’t know my life. I live like a godamn monk
you even have the hairstyle
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: joswift on January 20, 2024, 02:06:01 AM
Say whatever you want I watched the 2 rounds I was doing great all that dude did was survive a beating and get a gift dq and that was at heavyweight I weighed in at 226lbs.  I have seen worse heavyweight  fights in the UFC

it doesnt say DQ on the fight history, you quit

You dont have any dq loses on your record, stop telling lies,
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: illuminati on January 20, 2024, 03:00:12 AM
Say whatever you want I watched the 2 rounds I was doing great all that dude did was survive a beating and get a gift dq and that was at heavyweight I weighed in at 226lbs.  I have seen worse heavyweight  fights in the UFC


FAGGOTT - Say whatever Delusional nonsense you want  - you looked awful Zero idea how to fight
Or punch. We saw the video - Clegg won easily. 

Fuck off now.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Taffin on January 20, 2024, 03:47:20 AM
I swear I'm getting my cardio just trying to keep up with these fucking threads!
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Soul Crusher on January 20, 2024, 03:51:05 AM
Any videos of the other “fights”? 
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Never1AShow on January 20, 2024, 03:57:46 AM
Imagine someone showed you the Clegg/Hawky video and asked:

After watching this video, do you fear the man in the red trunks?

Could the man in the red trunks ragdoll Mike Tyson?
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Never1AShow on January 20, 2024, 04:04:24 AM
I swear I'm getting my cardio just trying to keep up with these fucking threads!

Hahaha.  Me too.  My posting the link to that video has almost tripled the number of posts in this thread in a couple of days.  (It's also brought Jswift back which I'm happy about because he is one of Hawky's best destroyers).

Hnaky posted 109 times yesterday, January 19th!  109 TIMES!!!

I keep wondering whether he owes me a sincere thank you for posting it or not?
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: dj181 on January 20, 2024, 04:04:47 AM
Imagine someone showed you the Clegg/Hawky video and asked:

After watching this video, do you fear the man in the red trunks?

Could the man in the red trunks ragdoll Mike Tyson?

his level of delusion is fucking staggering
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: joswift on January 20, 2024, 04:10:13 AM
Hahaha.  Me too.  My posting the link to that video has almost tripled the number of posts in this thread in a couple of days.  (It's also brought Jswift back which I'm happy about because he is one of Hawky's best destroyers).

Hnaky posted 109 times yesterday, January 19th!  109 TIMES!!!

I keep wondering whether he owes me a sincere thank you for posting it or not?

I came back because no one picked up on his family unfriendly shopping cart with just food for him in it

Proof positive hes living alone and Ems out of town at her daughters

He hasnt seen Em for weeks
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: tatoo on January 20, 2024, 04:19:31 AM
his level of delusion is fucking staggering

 his tough guy talk is worse than the bodybuilding delusions!!... fella was high as fuck all day lmao
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: dj181 on January 20, 2024, 04:19:55 AM
I came back because no one picked up on his family unfriendly shopping cart with just food for him in it

Proof positive hes living alone and Ems out of town at her daughters

He hasnt seen Em for weeks

so is he taking it up the ass from mutliple dudes on the down low so to speak
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: tatoo on January 20, 2024, 04:21:55 AM
I came back because no one picked up on his family unfriendly shopping cart with just food for him in it

Proof positive hes living alone and Ems out of town at her daughters

He hasnt seen Em for weeks

lmao... spot on observation bro haha
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Hulkotron on January 20, 2024, 04:23:43 AM
Forget Monday This is mid day as in just now after a milkshake are we really going to pretend I am not jacked? Look how dry my midsection is I am leaner than Monday

You look small here bhanks, not one of your better shots.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: wes on January 20, 2024, 04:28:01 AM
109 posts in one day about kicking pro fighters asses, and kicking crutches out from under an older man,and threatening to beat up the board.

I don`t know about you guys but I`m scared shitless.
 ::)
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Krankenstein on January 20, 2024, 04:50:57 AM
109 posts in one day about kicking pro fighters asses, and kicking crutches out from under an older man,and threatening to beat up the board.

I don`t know about you guys but I`m scared shitless.
 ::)

You're just backed up old man.  Take your centrum silver and metamucil and you'll be fine
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: wes on January 20, 2024, 04:57:26 AM
You're just backed up old man.  Take your centrum silver and metamucil and you'll be fine
Watch your tone Krank or I`ll fucking ragdoll your ass!   ;D
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 20, 2024, 05:00:05 AM
yeah but he can beat GSP

GSP is 165lbs these days
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 20, 2024, 05:02:51 AM
He was prescribed this after the show once he saw a doctor and is confused.

And his ignoring the “couldn’t squat 225 for 10 now” this long without answer means it’s true. Hell now deny it, but offer no proof. By all means.

Why do I need to argue with you idiots about every lie you make up? Why do I need to prove the same thing a dozen times? Let's see you lift anything first. My build clearly shows I am training does yours?
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 20, 2024, 05:03:59 AM
I came back because no one picked up on his family unfriendly shopping cart with just food for him in it

Proof positive hes living alone and Ems out of town at her daughters

He hasnt seen Em for weeks

My wife is sitting on the couch in the living room you freaking moron
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 20, 2024, 05:05:06 AM
his tough guy talk is worse than the bodybuilding delusions!!... fella was high as fuck all day lmao

Again I do not condone that shit. I do not like feeling ill. I do not like being dehydrated. I do not like being inebriated. It is absolutely not my thing and has no place in Training
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 20, 2024, 05:05:43 AM
so is he taking it up the ass from mutliple dudes on the down low so to speak

How long do you think your jaw would be intact if you said that to me in real life fucking pussy
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: dj181 on January 20, 2024, 05:12:55 AM
How long do you think your jaw would be intact if you said that to me in real life fucking pussy

i'd strike the hell out of you shithead you are slow and clumbsy

body shots to start and then overhand rights and hooks to you giant ugly face :-*
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: webstar on January 20, 2024, 05:18:38 AM
How long do you think your jaw would be intact if you said that to me in real life fucking pussy

I think it would be just fine

Considering you played the bongos on Clegg’s head and he was reading the news paper.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: webstar on January 20, 2024, 05:21:07 AM
My wife is sitting on the couch in the living room you freaking moron

I’m sure she is… fucking drug addict is up at 8 am high already.

There’s a reason why he hasn’t mentioned any activities with his son in the past month after Xmas.

Guessing, the courts did some digging and took away or reduced the Time Brian gets.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 20, 2024, 05:25:50 AM
i'd strike the hell out of you shithead you are slow and clumbsy

body shots to start and then overhand rights and hooks to you giant ugly face :-*

Body shots lol dude you are 160lbs soaking wet tie one arm behind my back and I am still beating you to death
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 20, 2024, 05:27:10 AM
I’m sure she is… fucking drug addict is up at 8 am high already.

There’s a reason why he hasn’t mentioned any activities with his son in the past month after Xmas.

Guessing, the courts did some digging and took away or reduced the Time Brian gets.

How am I high? Do you mean on the 1 cup of coffee I just finished? My son is here with me now. Do you just want to keep making up stories about me?
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Gym Rat on January 20, 2024, 05:29:07 AM
I am a monster and you know it Hater

Monster's don't weight 220, sorry Brian.  250 and over...
And monsters dont say "I am a monster". The gym idiots we see online do.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Never1AShow on January 20, 2024, 05:30:43 AM
I came back because no one picked up on his family unfriendly shopping cart with just food for him in it

Proof positive hes living alone and Ems out of town at her daughters

He hasnt seen Em for weeks

I didn't post about it but I did notice that and it stuck in the back of my mind.  I posted something about him cooking for himself now somewhere here recently (or thought i did),  What struck me also was that it was all meat and easy to cook meat.  Eat a goddamn salad dude, it's good for you.

Still glad you're back whatever the reason.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 20, 2024, 05:33:37 AM
Monster's don't weight 220, sorry Brian.  250 and over...
And monsters dont say "I am a monster". The gym idiots we see online do.

I am not a regular 220lb guy put me at normal bodyfat of a typical weightlifter and I would be 240 plus. Add in my current athletic ability and age and fuck yes I am a monster. I will run through someone my age.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Gym Rat on January 20, 2024, 05:35:35 AM
Why do I need to argue with you idiots about every lie you make up? Why do I need to prove the same thing a dozen times? Let's see you lift anything first. My build clearly shows I am training does yours?

Why do I need to argue with you idiots about every lie you make up? (Not sure, but you continue to do so, 24x7).
Why do I need to prove the same thing a dozen times? (Not sure, but you continue to do so, 24x7).

Why do you post mostly naked poses 24x7, to a board full of men???
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 20, 2024, 05:35:39 AM
I didn't post about it but I did notice that and it stuck in the back of my mind.  I posted something about him cooking for himself now somewhere here recently (or thought i did),  What struck me also was that it was all meat and easy to cook meat.  Eat a goddamn salad dude, it's good for you.

Still glad you're back whatever the reason.

Unlike you fucking cucks I actually feed my wife and children a high protein diet of meat
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 20, 2024, 05:36:59 AM
Why do I need to argue with you idiots about every lie you make up? (Not sure, but you continue to do so, 24x7).
Why do I need to prove the same thing a dozen times? (Not sure, but you continue to do so, 24x7).

Why do you post mostly naked poses 24x7, to a board full of men???

How the fuck are you going to call shirtless naked on a bodybuilding board. I post because everyday they act like I am not in shape claim I have a 40 inch gut and stopped training. Yet everyday I am jacked and lean. Also I am getting better
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: IroNat on January 20, 2024, 05:38:41 AM
I am not a regular 220lb guy put me at normal bodyfat of a typical weightlifter and I would be 240 plus. Add in my current athletic ability and age and fuck yes I am a monster. I will run through someone my age.

You are a lousy wrestler.

You are a fraud.

You wouldn't do sh*t.

However, please carry on entertaining us.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 20, 2024, 05:41:53 AM
You are a lousy wrestler.

You are a fraud.

You wouldn't do sh*t.

However, please carry on entertaining us.

And you have determined that by watching me go 1 for 1 on a takedown attempt where my opponents feet went over his head during an over under trip slam lol
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Taffin on January 20, 2024, 05:46:44 AM
Hahaha.  Me too.  My posting the link to that video has almost tripled the number of posts in this thread in a couple of days.  (*It's also brought Jswift back which I'm happy about because he is one of Hawky's best destroyers).

Hnaky posted 109 times yesterday, January 19th!  109 TIMES!!!

I keep wondering whether he owes me a sincere thank you for posting it or not?

 :D

Love it when you guys bring the stats!  So with 8 hours sleep and 8 hours work, that's something like a post every 4 minutes?  Not even allowing for multiple meals and toilet time

It takes me more than 4 minutes to even type shit out LOL so at this point poor Brian must feel like he's swatting at wasps or something ;D

(http://media.giphy.com/media/l2Je9yjB2nIQM4dRm/giphy.gif)

*Me too
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: webstar on January 20, 2024, 05:51:49 AM
I am not a regular 220lb guy put me at normal bodyfat of a typical weightlifter and I would be 240 plus. Add in my current athletic ability and age and fuck yes I am a monster. I will run through someone my age.

Brian, what athletic ability dl you have at 46?

You literally huff and puff walking thru Home Depot.

Anyone, fighter or not could literally dance around the ring and you would be gasping for air in 60 seconds
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: GymnJuice on January 20, 2024, 05:59:12 AM
Unlike you fucking cucks I actually feed my wife and children a high protein diet of meat

Is this a new thing?
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: 38 returns on January 20, 2024, 06:00:14 AM
Brian, what athletic ability dl you have at 46?

You literally huff and puff walking thru Home Depot.

Anyone, fighter or not could literally dance around the ring and you would be gasping for air in 60 seconds

the ahtletic ability to do 15 minutes on the recumbent bike twice a week.

he's a fraud and enjoying the attention.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: joswift on January 20, 2024, 06:14:54 AM
I am not a regular 220lb guy put me at normal bodyfat of a typical weightlifter and I would be 240 plus. Add in my current athletic ability and age and fuck yes I am a monster. I will run through someone my age.

your stage weight was 200 and you were 20lb over, we all saw the photos Brian

Your heaviest weight I recall was 238 and it was all shit water and food

You couldnt get to 240 and stay there for a week if your life depended on it
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Hulkotron on January 20, 2024, 06:24:04 AM
:D

Love it when you guys bring the stats!  So with 8 hours sleep and 8 hours work, that's something like a post every 4 minutes?  Not even allowing for multiple meals and toilet time

It takes me more than 4 minutes to even type shit out LOL so at this point poor Brian must feel like he's swatting at wasps or something ;D

No disrespect intended Taffin but I think you made an error here in the relevant constraints on the problem.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: 38 returns on January 20, 2024, 06:24:47 AM
jeff

he's show ready now

Be interesting to see how he does in the charlotte cup on April 6th?

Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: joswift on January 20, 2024, 06:30:13 AM
jeff

he's show ready now

Be interesting to see how he does in the charlotte cup on April 6th?
hes as show ready as he is fight fit...
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 20, 2024, 06:34:54 AM
your stage weight was 200 and you were 20lb over, we all saw the photos Brian

Your heaviest weight I recall was 238 and it was all shit water and food

You couldnt get to 240 and stay there for a week if your life depended on it

All 3 statements are false I was never 200 on stage and I was not 20lbs over you show one pic of me walking catching my breath that is not the only pic from the show
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 20, 2024, 06:38:03 AM
jeff

he's show ready now

Be interesting to see how he does in the charlotte cup on April 6th?

Of course I watching that date now that they have increased the limit to 209lbs. But that is spring break week I have my son the entire week and both weekends not exactly conducive to prepping and competing in  a show. But something else might come up based on my current condition 209lbs would be a great weight for me to compete . But will see how things go as I get closer to spring and summer shows but yeah another reason I am not bulking
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: joswift on January 20, 2024, 06:40:51 AM
All 3 statements are false I was never 200 on stage and I was not 20lbs over you show one pic of me walking catching my breath that is not the only pic from the show

I know, all the others show the same condition
https://contests.npcnewsonline.com/contests/2021/npc_south_carolina_excalibur/bons/brian_wood_hankins

As for your "i cant get to 185", hes a snippet from you long criminal history, notice your weight...by the way your age is 45 here, but it hapened in 1998????

(https://i.ibb.co/98yVtfD/Screenshot-2024-01-20-at-14-36-55.png)
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: OneMoreRep on January 20, 2024, 06:42:25 AM
Of course I watching that date now that they have increased the limit to 209lbs. But that is spring break week I have my son the entire week and both weekends not exactly conducive to prepping and competing in  a show. But something else might come up based on my current condition 209lbs would be a great weight for me to compete . But will see how things go as I get closer to spring and summer shows but yeah another reason I am not bulking

I think you would do great at that catchweight Brian. It will keep you looking fuller, better hydrated and able to outsize most of those guys on stage.

Looking forward to it!

"1"
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: 38 returns on January 20, 2024, 06:49:21 AM
Of course I watching that date now that they have increased the limit to 209lbs. But that is spring break week I have my son the entire week and both weekends not exactly conducive to prepping and competing in  a show. But something else might come up based on my current condition 209lbs would be a great weight for me to compete . But will see how things go as I get closer to spring and summer shows but yeah another reason I am not bulking

but you are stage ready now so surely its just put on thepro tan and pick up the trophy?

are you entering the wheelchair division>
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: wes on January 20, 2024, 06:53:22 AM
For a guy that says nobody here even trains,most of us post our weekly workouts daily, where Hanky very seldom does unless it`s 3 sets of leg extensions. 

No need to film a lift or take pics we just train......the only one posting pics is Brian and it`s not because he`s proving anything,he just loves the attention whether its good or bad...........he`s the best lover he has ever had, and he is his only fan.

I train as heavy and as hard as I can 4 days a week.......don`t believe it,I couldn`t care less........I am also making pretty steady progress.......don`t believe it,I don`t care.

My goal is to win or place in my next contest,not to post daily multiple pics on getbig that always look exactly alike.

If you don`t believe I will compete again.....just stick around and  see me finish the entire show after a real prep.

"Monster" Of Peace
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Gym Rat on January 20, 2024, 06:53:58 AM
Bodybuilders are also score on symmetry and balance. Brian, you have to different bodies glued together.
(One half looks like it belongs to someone else).
You wont go far...
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: joswift on January 20, 2024, 06:54:07 AM
Of course I watching that date now that they have increased the limit to 209lbs. But that is spring break week I have my son the entire week and both weekends not exactly conducive to prepping and competing in  a show. But something else might come up based on my current condition 209lbs would be a great weight for me to compete . But will see how things go as I get closer to spring and summer shows but yeah another reason I am not bulking

6lbs less than Flex Wheelers all time best at the Arnold classic in 93

180 is your real stage weight Brian, wake the fuck up
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: joswift on January 20, 2024, 06:56:24 AM
How the fuck are you going to call shirtless naked on a bodybuilding board. I post because everyday they act like I am not in shape claim I have a 40 inch gut and stopped training. Yet everyday I am jacked and lean. Also I am getting better

Its not an act Brian, we have seen your selective selfies and your relaxed gut shots, we have also seen your "training" which has only even been 1RM lifts and shaky "hold my beer" squat attempts
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: joswift on January 20, 2024, 06:58:34 AM
Bodybuilders are also score on symmetry and balance. Brian, you have to different bodies glued together.
(One half looks like it belongs to someone else).
You wont go far...

his hole belongs to Spalding.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: 38 returns on January 20, 2024, 06:58:59 AM
I've changed my split


Monday- Back Thickness
Tuesday- Delts/Traps/Triceps
Wednesday- Glutes/Hams/Calves
Thursday- Back Width
Friday- DAY OFF
Saturday- Chest, Biceps, Forearms
Sunday- Thighs, Calves

Thought process

Back and lower body get 2 sessions a week because they are responsible for the most mass and strength
the Day Off is lliterally a day of 1 hour cardio eating and sleeping

thoughts gents?
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Dave D on January 20, 2024, 07:00:26 AM
How long do you think your jaw would be intact if you said that to me in real life fucking pussy

After watching your striking power I don’t think anyone is worried about jaws being broken. You’d need to be swinging a hammer to cause any real concern.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: joswift on January 20, 2024, 07:03:50 AM
Body shots lol dude you are 160lbs soaking wet tie one arm behind my back and I am still beating you to death

you only have one arm
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: 38 returns on January 20, 2024, 07:04:09 AM
I think most peoples jaw would last 15 rounds with brian without a gumshield. he cant throw a punch for his life. his arms however couldnt throw for 15 seconds let alone 15 rounds.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Grape Ape on January 20, 2024, 07:04:13 AM
I've changed my split


Monday- Back Thickness
Tuesday- Delts/Traps/Triceps
Wednesday- Glutes/Hams/Calves
Thursday- Back Width
Friday- DAY OFF
Saturday- Chest, Biceps, Forearms
Sunday- Thighs, Calves

Thought process

Back and lower body get 2 sessions a week because they are responsible for the most mass and strength
the Day Off is lliterally a day of 1 hour cardio eating and sleeping

thoughts gents?

Seems like a lot to me, but I don't know your ability to recover.  I'm also one of those guys who doesn't believe different exercises do much in terms of shape or anything, and that the muscle grows to its shape based on insertions and such, so therefore I don't think there's anything different for thickness or width.

Regardless of the split, the best thing is you're going in an hitting it 6x a week, which puts you ahead of most of the population.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: 38 returns on January 20, 2024, 07:12:31 AM
thanks grape!

The width / thickness thing i am on th efence on however we've got that many machines at the gym its as much for variety as anything! i tend ot do 2-3 sets wamring up with one all out set so not that intense but the last set is to positive failure. I leave a bit in the tank if I can as i believe consistency is the number one factor- being injury free and turning up to the gym! I was goin gto do'abck chanin' and thighs in the same workout BUT since oding this my hams have started to pop and grown a lot more than when they were an afterhought of 3 sets of leg curls! Calves get 2 sessions but mine ar enow over 19 punped and ave always been a strong point - my dad had 18' calves and other than boxing and hill walking and a bit of rugby didnt do any resistance work
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: IroNat on January 20, 2024, 07:13:27 AM
Whatever Ron pays Bhanky to entertain us, he is getting his money's worth.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: wes on January 20, 2024, 07:14:26 AM
I've changed my split


Monday- Back Thickness
Tuesday- Delts/Traps/Triceps
Wednesday- Glutes/Hams/Calves
Thursday- Back Width
Friday- DAY OFF
Saturday- Chest, Biceps, Forearms
Sunday- Thighs, Calves

Thought process

Back and lower body get 2 sessions a week because they are responsible for the most mass and strength
the Day Off is lliterally a day of 1 hour cardio eating and sleeping

thoughts gents?
Not bad at all,especially if it`s working for you and you are enthusiastic about your training and not feeling burned out.

In my opinion however,(and this is just the way I was taught,we all know nothing is carved in stone).........I would always start the  week off doing the biggest bodyparts first when energy levels are highest after a rest day or weekend off depending on how many days a week I am training.

Here`s my current split on 4 days a week:
Mon.  - Legs
Tues.  - Chest & Back
Wed. - REST
Thurs. - Shoulders,Neck,possibly some ab work
Fri.Arms & Forearms
Weekends off

If I was training 6 days a week:
Legs
Chest & Abs
Back & Traps
Shoulders & Calves
Arms & Abs
Possibly more hams,calves,abs,neck,etc. etc.......miscellaneous stuff
SUNDAY -OFF

If it`s working for you brother,and it ain`t broke.......don`t fix it.

Bottom line is this (again,in my opinon only) .....if you are enjoying your training meaning, if you are enthusiastic about it and eating and resting enough to make progress............keep on doing what you are doing........if you dread going to the gym,take a week  off and change everything up.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: 38 returns on January 20, 2024, 07:25:34 AM
thanks wes wise words again.

I must admit i am fortunate beause my business only requires me to work from say 10/11-2 Mon-Friday so I am able to get 10 hours sleep most nights.  i also work from home so meal prep is easy so I effectively live like a 'pro' with a part time job! I'm very lucky.

Also as I always say the gym I go to has taken over form the pb as a social event so for example tomorrow I will have a coffee and prob some food with Jeff post training an dhsoot the shit for a couple of hours. Today I will get the bus in 30 minutes be at the gym for 4.30 our time train for an hour, ice bath and a shower, protein shake post workout, then a meal at about 6.15 then back home for about 7. I am lucky to be able to effectively devote 3 hours a day to this.  Add i the great gym snd the srious athletes who train there and its hard not to get results. i bumped into a mate who I have not seen in a year yeaterday morning when going for my meat shop- he didnt recognise me and said 'what the fuck are you on?'

I took that a a compliment but its still a long road ahead.

Also when i have my kids for their holidays I train less and rest more as they want to run round all day every day!
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 20, 2024, 07:30:44 AM
thanks wes wise words again.

I must admit i am fortunate beause my business only requires me to work from say 10/11-2 Mon-Friday so I am able to get 10 hours sleep most nights.  i also work from home so meal prep is easy so I effectively live like a 'pro' with a part time job! I'm very lucky.

Also as I always say the gym I go to has taken over form the pb as a social event so for example tomorrow I will have a coffee and prob some food with Jeff post training an dhsoot the shit for a couple of hours. Today I will get the bus in 30 minutes be at the gym for 4.30 our time train for an hour, ice bath and a shower, protein shake post workout, then a meal at about 6.15 then back home for about 7. I am lucky to be able to effectively devote 3 hours a day to this.  Add i the great gym snd the srious athletes who train there and its hard not to get results. i bumped into a mate who I have not seen in a year yeaterday morning when going for my meat shop- he didnt recognise me and said 'what the fuck are you on?'

I took that a a compliment but its still a long road ahead.

Also when i have my kids for their holidays I train less and rest more as they want to run round all day every day!

Nice of you to make up for lost Prison time
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: wes on January 20, 2024, 07:30:48 AM
thanks wes wise words again.

I must admit i am fortunate beause my business only requires me to work from say 10/11-2 Mon-Friday so I am able to get 10 hours sleep most nights.  i also work from home so meal prep is easy so I effectively live like a 'pro' with a part time job! I'm very lucky.

Also as I always say the gym I go to has taken over form the pb as a social event so for example tomorrow I will have a coffee and prob some food with Jeff post training an dhsoot the shit for a couple of hours. Today I will get the bus in 30 minutes be at the gym for 4.30 our time train for an hour, ice bath and a shower, protein shake post workout, then a meal at about 6.15 then back home for about 7. I am lucky to be able to effectively devote 3 hours a day to this.  Add i the great gym snd the srious athletes who train there and its hard not to get results. i bumped into a mate who I have not seen in a year yeaterday morning when going for my meat shop- he didnt recognise me and said 'what the fuck are you on?'

I took that a a compliment but its still a long road ahead.

Also when i have my kids for their holidays I train less and rest more as they want to run round all day every day!
That sounds great brother...almost perfect.....since I no longer work I have tons of free time also to devote to my training...it`s awesome.

If I ever got 10 hours of sleep I`d have multiple orgasms !!  LOL  ;D

Shit I never sleep.......total fucking insomniac !!  :(

Good luck bud,just keep training hard.....those compliments from people who haven`t seen you in a while means you are doing something right.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: The Scott on January 20, 2024, 07:35:11 AM
Not bad at all,especially if it`s working for you and you are enthusiastic about your training and not feeling burned out.

In my opinion however,(and this is just the way I was taught,we all know nothing is carved in stone).........I would always start the  week off doing the biggest bodyparts first when energy levels are highest after a rest day or weekend off depending on how many days a week I am training.

Here`s my current split on 4 days a week:
Mon.  - Legs
Tues.  - Chest & Back
Wed. - REST
Thurs. - Shoulders,Neck,possibly some ab work
Fri.Arms & Forearms
Weekends off

If I was training 6 days a week:
Legs
Chest & Abs
Back & Traps
Shoulders & Calves
Arms & Abs
Possibly more hams,calves,abs,neck,etc. etc.......miscellaneous stuff
SUNDAY -OFF

If it`s working for you brother,and it ain`t broke.......don`t fix it.

Bottom line is this (again,in my opinon only) .....if you are enjoying your training meaning, if you are enthusiastic about it and eating and resting enough to make progress............keep on doing what you are doing........if you dread going to the gym,take a week  off and change everything up.

Your last paragraph is the cornerstone of training. Well stated, my friend!
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: BB on January 20, 2024, 07:38:02 AM
Is bhanky really 0-4 against no name fighters?

Back when the records would easily come up, Hankins was 0-3 against other hobbyist fighters. 0-4, if you count the time his baby mama fought him, and he tore his pec.

Clegg won less than 50% of the fights he fought, but he was much more active, having fought maybe 15 fights.

Brian for all his bluster about being a scary man, has seen very little actual combat.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Grape Ape on January 20, 2024, 07:38:52 AM
thanks wes wise words again.

I must admit i am fortunate beause my business only requires me to work from say 10/11-2 Mon-Friday so I am able to get 10 hours sleep most nights.  i also work from home so meal prep is easy so I effectively live like a 'pro' with a part time job! I'm very lucky.

Also as I always say the gym I go to has taken over form the pb as a social event so for example tomorrow I will have a coffee and prob some food with Jeff post training an dhsoot the shit for a couple of hours. Today I will get the bus in 30 minutes be at the gym for 4.30 our time train for an hour, ice bath and a shower, protein shake post workout, then a meal at about 6.15 then back home for about 7. I am lucky to be able to effectively devote 3 hours a day to this.  Add i the great gym snd the srious athletes who train there and its hard not to get results. i bumped into a mate who I have not seen in a year yeaterday morning when going for my meat shop- he didnt recognise me and said 'what the fuck are you on?'

I took that a a compliment but its still a long road ahead.

Also when i have my kids for their holidays I train less and rest more as they want to run round all day every day!

If you're getting in the sleep, that's awesome - that split will be great for you.  Seems like you've got a good thing going.

Since I just got out of a walking boot after 3 months of a broken foot, I'm doing two weeks of slow ramp, then doing this:

Mon: Lower Body
Tues:  Interval run VO2 max type stuff
Wed: Upper Body
Thurs:  Low intensity run/ruck (zone 2)
Fri: Strength: Deadlifts (will incorporate Ed Coan 10 week program around mid Feb)
Sat: SHTF workout - run/ruck sprint, carry shit
Sun:  Off


Subject to change.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 20, 2024, 07:40:06 AM
I think you would do great at that catchweight Brian. It will keep you looking fuller, better hydrated and able to outsize most of those guys on stage.

Looking forward to it!

"1"

209lbs is the new classic limit for my height and honestly it is the weight I look my best at. It was 205 last year. That is one reason I have been staying light to avoid a big weight cut if I go classic this spring. I just got to see if I can really take the time off from family stuff to justify spending money and time doing a show. It is my time with my son and my wife is going back and forth to work while we are trying to prep and sell a house so a little hectic this spring. This summer after the move would be easier but would love to do the Charlotte Cup healthy and a few pounds heavier
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: wes on January 20, 2024, 07:41:30 AM
Your last paragraph is the cornerstone of training. Well stated, my friend!
Thanks Scott........once in a while I get lucky and actually make sense.  ;D
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: wes on January 20, 2024, 07:42:45 AM
If you're getting in the sleep, that's awesome - that split will be great for you.  Seems like you've got a good thing going.

Since I just got out of a walking boot after 3 months of a broken foot, I'm doing two weeks of slow ramp, then doing this:

Mon: Lower Body
Tues:  Interval run VO2 max type stuff
Wed: Upper Body
Thurs:  Low intensity run/ruck (zone 2)
Fri: Strength: Deadlifts (will incorporate Ed Coan 10 week program around mid Feb)
Sat: SHTF workout - run/ruck sprint, carry shit
Sun:  Off


Subject to change.
One attempt at any of that would kill me.........literally.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: 38 returns on January 20, 2024, 07:42:55 AM
Nice of you to make up for lost Prison time

Brian my kids are 8 and 6
My kids have never known me in prison
My ex and me are civilised enough not to fight in front of our kids/ tear a pec/ smash a car up. Its called standards - my kids also wont find photos of me with a thong up my arse.

Stick to trying to build your ape-like retard into a human who can hold a pen and I will worry about my two.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: wes on January 20, 2024, 07:47:32 AM
209lbs is the new classic limit for my height and honestly it is the weight I look my best at. It was 205 last year. That is one reason I have been staying light to avoid a big weight cut if I go classic this spring. I just got to see if I can really take the time off from family stuff to justify spending money and time doing a show. It is my time with my son and my wife is going back and forth to work while we are trying to prep and sell a house so a little hectic this spring. This summer after the move would be easier but would love to do the Charlotte Cup healthy and a few pounds heavier
Brian,if you are  still gonna work out when spending time with your  son it`s not really an issue, all you actually do for the most part is change your diet,but you have never actually and truly done a contest prep diet.

Not being a prick,just saying not much changes except diet, and cardio need not be lengthly especially for you as you are always lean.

PS- Two weeks without candy and cupcakes isn`t a pre-contest diet.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Grape Ape on January 20, 2024, 07:53:48 AM
One attempt at any of that would kill me.........literally.

You could do it if you scaled.

But I can't do what you do either.

My ass has never taken a real shot in getting in condition like you can.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Cook on January 20, 2024, 07:54:28 AM
GSP is 165lbs these days
he also trains every day and has better cardio right now than you ever had or ever will.He would pick you to pieces.Only problem is he would not be able to stop laughing when he’s told a 50 year old man with on 0-3 record thinks he can beat him. I can actually hear him with that French accent saying “I think maybe this man is crazy “
Anyone disagree with this?
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Grape Ape on January 20, 2024, 07:57:38 AM
he also trains every day and has better cardio right now than you ever had or ever will.He would pick you to pieces.Only problem is he would not be able to stop laughing when he’s told a 50 year old man with on 0-3 record thinks he can beat him. I can actually hear him with that French accent saying “I think maybe this man is crazy “
Anyone disagree with this?

Brian has bigorexia, and views everything through the lens of bodyweight.  Once you realize this, a lot of his odd behavior makes sense - daily photos, Tyson domination, thinking he is better at bodybuilding than Jeff and Wes.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: IroNat on January 20, 2024, 07:57:51 AM
I've changed my split


Monday- Back Thickness
Tuesday- Delts/Traps/Triceps
Wednesday- Glutes/Hams/Calves
Thursday- Back Width
Friday- DAY OFF
Saturday- Chest, Biceps, Forearms
Sunday- Thighs, Calves

Thought process

Back and lower body get 2 sessions a week because they are responsible for the most mass and strength
the Day Off is lliterally a day of 1 hour cardio eating and sleeping

thoughts gents?

Looks ok to me.
See how you feel.

"Everything works for 6 weeks." -- Dan John
 ;)
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: wes on January 20, 2024, 07:58:12 AM
You could do it if you scaled.

But I can't do what you do either.

My ass has never taken a real shot in getting in condition like you can.
No way Grape...........I fucked my lungs up by being a freakin` idiot and smoking.

My own fault of course, but even if I didn`t I doubt I could do what you SC,and Krank do.......while training hard is something I truly enjoy and strive to do at every training session,you guys are on a whole different level.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Grape Ape on January 20, 2024, 08:00:46 AM
No way Grape...........I fucked my lungs up by being a freakin` idiot and smoking.

My own fault of course, but even if I didn`t I doubt I could do what you SC,and Krank do.......while training hard is something I truly enjoy and strive to do at every training session,you guys are on a whole different level.

Nice words, but SC and Krank are their own level.  They have ridiculous combinations of conditioning and strength, but also look like bodybuilders.

I pretty much owe my whole training method for the last 9 years to SC.

But both a super friendly and helpful to anyone who asks.  Coach too.  We have a pretty elite bunch here in that regard.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Taffin on January 20, 2024, 08:00:58 AM
No disrespect intended Taffin but I think you made an error here in the relevant constraints on the problem.

 ;D

(http://media.giphy.com/media/ARleb7zSywvvMWStIj/giphy.gif)

Not sure who, but the GIF reminds me of someone 🤔
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: wes on January 20, 2024, 08:04:56 AM
Nice words, but SC and Krank are their own level.  They have ridiculous combinations of conditioning and strength, but also look like bodybuilders.

I pretty much owe my whole training method for the last 9 years to SC.

But both a super friendly and helpful to anyone who asks.  Coach too.  We have a pretty elite bunch here in that regard.
I agree real good guys........except for that Krankenstein fucker!  LOL  ;D

There`s always a few assholes like anywhere in life,but there are some really good dudes here no doubt about it.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Marvin Martian on January 20, 2024, 08:06:50 AM
I think you would do great at that catchweight Brian. It will keep you looking fuller, better hydrated and able to outsize most of those guys on stage.

Looking forward to it!

"1"

You are an intellectual ninja - but I see you OMR!!😁
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Hulkotron on January 20, 2024, 08:06:59 AM
Not sure who, but the GIF reminds me of someone 🤔

I can't put my finger/hands/fists on it either.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: 38 returns on January 20, 2024, 08:08:07 AM
Sc and kranks training is mad seriously next next level

Then again wrs is still at the coal face and he's that old his hair is carbon dated! I think Scott is also back at it

Props fellas
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Flexacon on January 20, 2024, 08:08:25 AM
Back when the records would easily come up, Hankins was 0-3 against other hobbyist fighters. 0-4, if you count the time his baby mama fought him, and he tore his pec.

Clegg won less than 50% of the fights he fought, but he was much more active, having fought maybe 15 fights.

Brian for all his bluster about being a scary man, has seen very little actual combat.

This. With all his fighting talk there is zero evidence provided by Brian or online that he has actually ever won a fight of any kind.

Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: 38 returns on January 20, 2024, 08:11:37 AM
He hasn't

He was mocked at school for being a bit vacant and having hygiene issues
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Taffin on January 20, 2024, 08:12:44 AM
I can't put my finger/hands/fists on it either.

HAHAHAHAA!  Deliciously apt then - glad you got it ;D
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: chaos on January 20, 2024, 08:12:52 AM
And you have determined that by watching me go 1 for 1 on a takedown attempt where my opponents feet went over his head during an over under trip slam lol
Also on the fact that you have never won a fight, ever.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Taffin on January 20, 2024, 08:14:46 AM
After watching your striking power I don’t think anyone is worried about jaws being broken. You’d need to be swinging a hammer to cause any real concern.

Careful Dave, he might bend over, stagger forward and try to hug you to the floor
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Never1AShow on January 20, 2024, 08:18:34 AM
He’s been heavily violating his “anything more than 3 posts in a row is a meltdown” rule also!
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: 38 returns on January 20, 2024, 08:20:37 AM
Careful Dave, he might bend over, stagger forward and try to hug you to the floor



Post of the day!!!
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Dave D on January 20, 2024, 08:21:20 AM
Nice of you to make up for lost Prison time

He sees his kids more than you do.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Grape Ape on January 20, 2024, 08:22:16 AM
Careful Dave, he might bend over, stagger forward and try to hug you to the floor

Based on the Clegg fight, seems like a pretty safe spot.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Bevo on January 20, 2024, 08:29:57 AM
GSP is 165lbs these days

Ain’t happening, he could weigh 135 and and you still ain’t touching him

He’s one of the best of all time and you can’t even beat local joes at the YMCA

Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: wes on January 20, 2024, 08:44:10 AM
Sc and kranks training is mad seriously next next level

Then again wrs is still at the coal face and he's that old his hair is carbon dated! I think Scott is also back at it

Props fellas
LOL @ carbon dated  ;D
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Never1AShow on January 20, 2024, 08:50:00 AM
jeff

he's show ready now

Be interesting to see how he does in the charlotte cup on April 6th?

Does he have the hotel booked for all 3 nights
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Never1AShow on January 20, 2024, 08:58:03 AM
Let me just say this I really do think I’m owed a thank you.  I give a lot for a video from any of my shows or even from high school football games and such.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Walter Sobchak on January 20, 2024, 09:00:40 AM
He hasn't

He was mocked at school for being a bit vacant and having hygiene issues

And he is raising his son to be exactly the same way.

I’m not going to bag on the kid, but you can see the similarities to how BWHH was raised.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Walter Sobchak on January 20, 2024, 09:07:50 AM
This. With all his fighting talk there is zero evidence provided by Brian or online that he has actually ever won a fight of any kind.

I don’t think lumbering forward with your arms extended like a fucking zombie is the basis of a successful fighting system. His footwork and mobility are nonexistent and he has no clue how to throw a punch.

Hankins is just here to argue, nothing more. A kid training for the Golden Gloves would drop him inside of a minute under either MMA or boxing rules.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: joswift on January 20, 2024, 09:08:03 AM
209lbs is the new classic limit for my height and honestly it is the weight I look my best at. It was 205 last year. That is one reason I have been staying light to avoid a big weight cut if I go classic this spring. I just got to see if I can really take the time off from family stuff to justify spending money and time doing a show. It is my time with my son and my wife is going back and forth to work while we are trying to prep and sell a house so a little hectic this spring. This summer after the move would be easier but would love to do the Charlotte Cup healthy and a few pounds heavier

hes taking the piss out of you you dumb fuck

Just look how blind you are when you see a possible glimpse of positivity toward you
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Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Gym Rat on January 20, 2024, 09:09:48 AM
Real tough guys, never go off spouting how tough they are. They quietly go about their day.
Secure folks never go around posting 1/2 nude selfies 24x7, insecure folks do...
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Grape Ape on January 20, 2024, 09:10:15 AM
Let me just say this I really do think I’m owed a thank you.

We have addressed this.

Your getbig ranking was adjusted slightly downward.

You were sitting on a stack of chips you found and bet it all on one hand.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: 38 returns on January 20, 2024, 09:12:35 AM
I feel sorry for his son I hope his stepdad is a positive influence to offset his supposed real dad
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: SF1900 on January 20, 2024, 09:21:54 AM
How the fuck are you going to call shirtless naked on a bodybuilding board. I post because everyday they act like I am not in shape claim I have a 40 inch gut and stopped training. Yet everyday I am jacked and lean. Also I am getting better

Why do you care so much what people think of you?
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Taffin on January 20, 2024, 09:24:59 AM
Why do you care so much what people think of you?

Asks the man on board who knows more about NPD than anybody ;D

(http://media.giphy.com/media/XZLj7AlRhNqTu/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Hulkotron on January 20, 2024, 09:26:19 AM
SF1900 is one of the best amateur physician-athletes on getbig.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: SF1900 on January 20, 2024, 09:31:02 AM
Asks the man on board who knows more about NPD than anybody ;D

(http://media.giphy.com/media/XZLj7AlRhNqTu/giphy.gif)
???

Lol. He says he doesn’t care what anyone thinks of him but he posts all day long. I’m wondering what the heck is going on.  ???
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: SF1900 on January 20, 2024, 09:32:58 AM
SF1900 is one of the best amateur physician-athletes on getbig.

Hulkotron, I am definitely one of the elite getbiggers.

You’re not too shabby yourself!

Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: dj181 on January 20, 2024, 09:53:35 AM
Brian has bigorexia, and views everything through the lens of bodyweight.  Once you realize this, a lot of his odd behavior makes sense - daily photos, Tyson domination, thinking he is better at bodybuilding than Jeff and Wes.

bingo

Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: wes on January 20, 2024, 09:59:09 AM
SF1900 is one of the best amateur physician-athletes on getbig.
.....and if you need car parts..............
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Krankenstein on January 20, 2024, 10:24:07 AM
Why do I need to argue with you idiots about every lie you make up? Why do I need to prove the same thing a dozen times? Let's see you lift anything first. My build clearly shows I am training does yours?

All it shows is that drugs work.

By the way, which of your doctors prescribed you the HGH?  We all recall how your hernia surgeon declined writing you a script.  You only take things that are prescribed for your ailments....right?
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: JustPlaneJane on January 20, 2024, 10:25:59 AM
If you're getting in the sleep, that's awesome - that split will be great for you.  Seems like you've got a good thing going.

Since I just got out of a walking boot after 3 months of a broken foot, I'm doing two weeks of slow ramp, then doing this:

Mon: Lower Body
Tues:  Interval run VO2 max type stuff
Wed: Upper Body
Thurs:  Low intensity run/ruck (zone 2)
Fri: Strength: Deadlifts (will incorporate Ed Coan 10 week program around mid Feb)
Sat: SHTF workout - run/ruck sprint, carry shit
Sun:  Off


Subject to change.

Grape Ape, 3 months in the walking boot or healing of a broken foot seems a little bit “excessive”, were there complications with the break ?

Did you require surgery and hardware for the break repair ?

Obviously if you don’t want to post about the details that is fine. Hope you are doing well and the injury and recovery are behind you.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Krankenstein on January 20, 2024, 10:26:17 AM
Unlike you fucking cucks I actually feed my wife and children a high protein diet of meat

is there such thing as a high carb diet of meat?
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: JustPlaneJane on January 20, 2024, 10:27:46 AM
All it shows is that drugs work.

By the way, which of your doctors prescribed you the HGH?  We all recall how your hernia surgeon declined writing you a script.  You only take things that are prescribed for your ailments....right?

I’ve still never heard of anyone prescribing Anadrol for garden variety anemia yet.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: webstar on January 20, 2024, 10:32:28 AM
209lbs is the new classic limit for my height and honestly it is the weight I look my best at. It was 205 last year. That is one reason I have been staying light to avoid a big weight cut if I go classic this spring. I just got to see if I can really take the time off from family stuff to justify spending money and time doing a show. It is my time with my son and my wife is going back and forth to work while we are trying to prep and sell a house so a little hectic this spring. This summer after the move would be easier but would love to do the Charlotte Cup healthy and a few pounds heavier

Agreed, best look
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Krankenstein on January 20, 2024, 10:36:12 AM
he also trains every day and has better cardio right now than you ever had or ever will.He would pick you to pieces.Only problem is he would not be able to stop laughing when he’s told a 50 year old man with on 0-3 record thinks he can beat him. I can actually hear him with that French accent saying “I think maybe this man is crazy “
Anyone disagree with this?

Best GSP post fight interview was when he said something like "I had 'im down and when i hit 'im he went 'uhhhnnnn'.  Dat is when I knew he was finished"
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: joswift on January 20, 2024, 10:41:40 AM
Unlike you fucking cucks I actually feed my wife and children a high protein diet of meat
up until a few weeks ago all you ever talked about meat wise was sausage

I bet your entire posting history doesnt contain the word "steak"
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Krankenstein on January 20, 2024, 10:42:04 AM
No way Grape...........I fucked my lungs up by being a freakin` idiot and smoking.

My own fault of course, but even if I didn`t I doubt I could do what you SC,and Krank do.......while training hard is something I truly enjoy and strive to do at every training session,you guys are on a whole different level.

You absolutely could...just don't go full dummy. 

I am sure there is a bike at your gym....do this one:

30 russian KB swing 40lb
30 cal bike (for you, speed just above conversation rate)
30 russian KB swing 40lb
30 cal bike
30 russian KB swing 40lb

You should be doing these things to keep the healthy lung tissue functioning at their best.  The better they can process oxygen...then better you will feel.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Krankenstein on January 20, 2024, 10:43:14 AM
I agree real good guys........except for that Krankenstein fucker!  LOL  ;D

There`s always a few assholes like anywhere in life,but there are some really good dudes here no doubt about it.

If you would stop trying to bug your doctor for the geritol in suppository form perhaps you wouldn't be such a crotchety douche
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: wes on January 20, 2024, 10:45:07 AM
You absolutely could...just don't go full dummy. 

I am sure there is a bike at your gym....do this one:

30 russian KB swing 40lb
30 cal bike (for you, speed just above conversation rate)
30 russian KB swing 40lb
30 cal bike
30 russian KB swing 40lb

You should be doing these things to keep the healthy lung tissue functioning at their best.  The better they can process oxygen...then better you will feel.
Thanks Krank,I will actually give  that a try but I will start out doing half of what you prescribed and go from there working my way upwards....hopefully.

I`ll PM you later.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: joswift on January 20, 2024, 10:46:18 AM
Perhaps Fear of death? We are all constantly dying wasting away some call it gluttony. I call it fighting against starvation that is constantly trying to kill us. You literally will die if you do nothing your body will literally eat itself you have to constantly keep adding food and water just to stay alive. I can't even post my weight today it is too depressing. We had a kids birthday party here yesterday. I was exhausted after I passed out mid afternoon missing my meals.

I woke up at 10:30pm l10lbs lighter than my minimum evening weight and 2-3lbs less than my recent morning weight. I started eating in a panic and added half a dozen pounds back but it was too late I could not get back to my evening weight before falling back asleep at 2am. I woke up this morning 3lbs light I have been eating and adding the weight back and rehydrating but its too late I was unable to hold and had a setback. Yes I am hopefully leaner now at this weight than before but thats the point my body won't hold the weight. I can eat a ton but if I miss a meal or two it's a massive setback. You have to keep eating nonstop. I am literally staying up late sometimes to finish eating for the day. You can't just try you must do. And I am not just lighter I am sore today the lack of food has hurt my workout recovery

Perhaps its time to stop to accept my small old frailness to throw away the scale no I think not I will have another plate of sausage and gravy biscuits

Brian cant make 185 or he will die yet he posted the above

Claims one minute he cant make gains because he cant eat enough and yet also claims he cant make 185 because it would kill him

A three day fast and this clown would be 185
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: wes on January 20, 2024, 10:46:24 AM
If you would stop trying to bug your doctor for the geritol in suppository form perhaps you wouldn't be such a crotchety douche
You bastid!!  LOL  ;D
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: wes on January 20, 2024, 10:48:04 AM
Brian cant make 185 or he will die yet he posted the above

Claims one minute he cant make gains because he cant eat enough and yet also claims he cant make 185 because it would kill him

A three day fast and this clown would be 185 deceased.
FIXED
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: webstar on January 20, 2024, 10:50:16 AM
Brian cant make 185 or he will die yet he posted the above

Claims one minute he cant make gains because he cant eat enough and yet also claims he cant make 185 because it would kill him

A three day fast and this clown would be 185

A three day fast?

FFS 2 weeks off all gear he would be 170
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: joswift on January 20, 2024, 10:54:54 AM
A three day fast?

FFS 2 weeks off all gear he would be 170
the amount hes taking would take 6 weeks to leave his system as a minimum

Takes me over a month after stopping a cycle to notice any difference in hardness and fullness, bodyweight would take much longer
I have been taking less than 100mgs of test prop since November 4th, my conditioning is off now but Im weighing 224
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Cook on January 20, 2024, 10:57:42 AM
Brian cant make 185 or he will die yet he posted the above

Claims one minute he cant make gains because he cant eat enough and yet also claims he cant make 185 because it would kill him

A three day fast and this clown would be 185
if Yoel Romero and Paulo Costa can make 185 he can too.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: joswift on January 20, 2024, 11:07:59 AM
if Yoel Romero and Paulo Costa can make 185 he can too.

I won the UK in 2022 at 192 I know I can make 185 easily if I wanted to.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: dj181 on January 20, 2024, 11:15:17 AM
the amount hes taking would take 6 weeks to leave his system as a minimum

Takes me over a month after stopping a cycle to notice any difference in hardness and fullness, bodyweight would take much longer
I have been taking less than 100mgs of test prop since November 4th, my conditioning is off now but Im weighing 224

how often do you inject?

i shot daily sust and ACE
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: joswift on January 20, 2024, 11:24:56 AM
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12th May 22
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Great improvements Brian, all that eating and drug use is really paying off

nice love handle

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Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Taffin on January 20, 2024, 11:31:35 AM
???

Lol. He says he doesn’t care what anyone thinks of him but he posts all day long. I’m wondering what the heck is going on.  ???

I was trying to pay you a compliment about your knowledge of potential diagnoses here - wasn't suggesting you were the narcissist LOL sorry - guess I fudged it
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Dave D on January 20, 2024, 11:37:33 AM
Careful Dave, he might bend over, stagger forward and try to hug you to the floor

Hankins maybe putting in a last minute flood of posts for the golden thing?

Imagine if hat his life is like that he posts all of his nonsense, gets caught in numerous lies, throws them back and denies he said it in the manner quoted; has photographic and video evidence of events and says they are shopped, edited and spliced; is constantly ridiculed yet still posts here.

I realize he trolls on a lot of stuff but there’s a part of me that believes he thinks he is this charming, well rounded, exile “tough” guy.

It’s odd he keeps coming back to this.

Side note, I’ve referred to him as a woman beater once and apologized because, to his point no charges stuck, but his behavior here is consistent with every domestic abuser I’ve ever dealt with; which after 1 is to many.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: dj181 on January 20, 2024, 11:42:24 AM
Hankins maybe putting in a last minute flood of posts for the golden thing?

Imagine if hat his life is like that he posts all of his nonsense, gets caught in numerous lies, throws them back and denies he said it in the manner quoted; has photographic and video evidence of events and says they are shopped, edited and spliced; is constantly ridiculed yet still posts here.

I realize he trolls on a lot of stuff but there’s a part of me that believes he thinks he is this charming, well rounded, exile “tough” guy.

It’s odd he keeps coming back to this.

Side note, I’ve referred to him as a woman beater once and apologized because, to his point no charges stuck, but his behavior here is consistent with every domestic abuser I’ve ever dealt with; which after 1 is to many.

just curious, what are these characteristics?
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Grape Ape on January 20, 2024, 11:48:43 AM
Grape Ape, 3 months in the walking boot or healing of a broken foot seems a little bit “excessive”, were there complications with the break ?

Did you require surgery and hardware for the break repair ?

Obviously if you don’t want to post about the details that is fine. Hope you are doing well and the injury and recovery are behind you.

Yes - complications.  First, it was a sesamoid bone in the ball of the foot, and the bone is a floater.  It's a tough spot with minimal blood flow, and it's notorious for being a frustrating bone to heal.  Second, I didn't know it was broken unitl two months after it happened and I had been playing baseball 3x a week on it (I thought I had a strained tendon or turf toe).  Third, I decided to play out the last month before the boot because I'm an idiot.

All in all, a bad spot, and I didn't help myself at all.  If it did not heal, sometimes the solution is to remove it.  The bone is like a kernel of corn....floating in jello, so every time it moves, the bone isn't healing.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: webstar on January 20, 2024, 11:51:21 AM
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12th May 22
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Great improvements Brian, all that eating and drug use is really paying off

nice love handle

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Look at the bloat in his face and his arm is completely gone

Do you think you flipped the images? Meaning, the one that’s supposed to be the older one is a newer one? There’s no way somebody can regress this badly so quickly.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: joswift on January 20, 2024, 11:55:40 AM
Look at the bloat in his face and his arm is completely gone

Do you think you flipped the images? Meaning, the one that’s supposed to be the older one is a newer one? There’s no way somebody can regress this badly so quickly.

second one mustard trousers is from his FB page 2022
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 20, 2024, 12:21:21 PM
All it shows is that drugs work.

By the way, which of your doctors prescribed you the HGH?  We all recall how your hernia surgeon declined writing you a script.  You only take things that are prescribed for your ailments....right?

So you admit I put you to shame thanks about time
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 20, 2024, 12:22:39 PM
up until a few weeks ago all you ever talked about meat wise was sausage

I bet your entire posting history doesnt contain the word "steak"

I eat meat every single meal and I have done so for 30 straight years other than breakfast it is primarily beef
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Dave D on January 20, 2024, 12:37:19 PM
just curious, what are these characteristics?

The gaslighting and out right lying. We have a video of his fight with Clegg and his description of what took place is not what the video shows. He said he walked through his punches….. lol
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: The Scott on January 20, 2024, 12:37:40 PM
Sc and kranks training is mad seriously next next level

Then again wrs is still at the coal face and he's that old his hair is carbon dated! I think Scott is also back at it

Props fellas

Thank you!
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: GymnJuice on January 20, 2024, 12:40:10 PM
I eat meat every single meal and I have done so for 30 straight years other than breakfast it is primarily beef

The beef you get from the food court at the mall is covered in syrup sauces sweet and sour etc. It is not a good diet.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Krankenstein on January 20, 2024, 12:50:04 PM
So you admit I put you to shame thanks about time

Cool story bro.  How did you glean that from what I said?

Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: 38 returns on January 20, 2024, 12:52:17 PM
I eat meat every single meal and I have done so for 30 straight years other than breakfast it is primarily beef

Another hankins lie

You forget putting up your food from the sushi restaurant you fuckig imbecile? What a moron. He will now claim because raw fish is technicallly animal it qualifies as meat It semhanticks time again
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: The Scott on January 20, 2024, 12:55:48 PM
Another hankins lie

You forget putting up your food from the sushi restaurant you fuckig imbecile? What a moron. He will now claim because raw fish is technicallly animal it qualifies as meat It semhanticks time again

"semhanticks"!  A superb portmanteau sir!
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Hulkotron on January 20, 2024, 12:58:50 PM
Jay Cutler ate a lot of sushi I think.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Taffin on January 20, 2024, 01:02:07 PM
"semhanticks"!  A superb portmanteau sir!

Scott - super late Happy New Year to you

I have a feeling you'll enjoy this thread ;D

https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=690491.0 (https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=690491.0)
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: The Scott on January 20, 2024, 01:03:40 PM
Scott - super late Happy New Year to you

I have a feeling you'll enjoy this thread ;D

https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=690491.0 (https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=690491.0)

"...willful deceit by semantics"!!  LOLOLOL!   ;D  Excellent, sir!
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: joswift on January 20, 2024, 01:10:17 PM
I eat meat every single meal and I have done so for 30 straight years other than breakfast it is primarily beef


really?

Your post history mentions sausage , burgers and bacon

Try and find any evidence of you eating steak prior to your last shopping trip
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Hulkotron on January 20, 2024, 01:14:34 PM
Don't forget about stuff for dumplings
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: joswift on January 20, 2024, 01:16:17 PM
Don't forget about stuff for dumplings

Sushi must be a beef source as well.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: JustPlaneJane on January 20, 2024, 01:17:49 PM
Yes - complications.  First, it was a sesamoid bone in the ball of the foot, and the bone is a floater.  It's a tough spot with minimal blood flow, and it's notorious for being a frustrating bone to heal.  Second, I didn't know it was broken unitl two months after it happened and I had been playing baseball 3x a week on it (I thought I had a strained tendon or turf toe).  Third, I decided to play out the last month before the boot because I'm an idiot.

All in all, a bad spot, and I didn't help myself at all.  If it did not heal, sometimes the solution is to remove it.  The bone is like a kernel of corn....floating in jello, so every time it moves, the bone isn't healing.

Ahhhh…a sesamoid fracture that mimics turf toe, got it.

Hopefully all is well now and surgery won’t be required.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Grape Ape on January 20, 2024, 01:20:48 PM
Ahhhh…a sesamoid fracture that mimics turf toe, got it.

Hopefully all is well now and surgery won’t be required.

I appreciate it.

Starting with just walking around the house for a week and then will ramp up.  Very light deadlifts today.

Still hurts to be honest, but the bone is healed.  Pain is fine to me if I know it's not injuring anything....could just be lack of use or scar tissue breaking up.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Krankenstein on January 20, 2024, 01:25:27 PM
I appreciate it.

Starting with just walking around the house for a week and then will ramp up.  Very light deadlifts today.

Still hurts to be honest, but the bone is healed.  Pain is fine to me if I know it's not injuring anything....could just be lack of use or scar tissue breaking up.

If you are talking about the sesamoid bones off the distal aspect of the 1st metatarsal, the pain could be stemming from tendonopathy of the flexor hallicus. 
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: joswift on January 20, 2024, 01:25:43 PM
Also it is now 10am and despite having sausage and cheese danish for breakfast I am painfully hungry awaiting my pizza to finish cooking.  Body is back in anabolic state I am so hungry I am in pain

My total cholesterol is 137 so no I am not worried about it in the least. I use prime rib burger patties.

I added mozzarella cheese to this 3 meat Red Baron pizza. I am actually pretty hungry this will go down easy.  Probably last meal of the day.

So in Summary

sausage and waffles with coffee
Chest workout
chocolate ice cream shake with a shot of expresso
2 double cheeseburgers and a big mac fruit punch
Turkey Sandwich
6 chicken legs gatorade
1 pumpkin cookie
chocolate ice cream shake
Sauna
Prime Rib Cheeseburger on a potato roll with ketchup and mustard
One Red Baron 3 meat pizza extra cheese added
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: JustPlaneJane on January 20, 2024, 01:26:38 PM
I appreciate it.

Starting with just walking around the house for a week and then will ramp up.  Very light deadlifts today.

Still hurts to be honest, but the bone is healed.  Pain is fine to me if I know it's not injuring anything....could just be lack of use or scar tissue breaking up.

Repetitive movements are okay, but don’t load the ball of the foot with too much weight and absolutely no jumping up/down on it. You don’t want to risk further injury and potentially avascular necrosis.

So for now, as tempting as it may seem, try to refrain from jumping on the Hanky bandwagon.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Grape Ape on January 20, 2024, 01:30:37 PM
Repetitive movements are okay, but don’t load the ball of the foot with too much weight and absolutely no jumping up/down on it. You don’t want to risk further injury and potentially avascular necrosis.

So for now, as tempting as it may seem, try to refrain from jumping on the Hanky bandwagon.

I was going to do a forty yard dash vs DJ, Hankins, and Mike Tyson, but I will refrain.

And thank you.  Doc told me to limit anything with flexation like a lunge, but I can squat. I will hold off on plyo for at least a month - do you think that is enough?

I am supposed to get an orthodic next week - nice $450 and not covered by insurance.

Also Krank - thank you too.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: 38 returns on January 20, 2024, 01:37:36 PM
yet another hankins lie debunked!

ALSO of interest i have just spoke ot a mate of mine who has an MMA school in my city. I told him of the hankins stuff and he's watched the 'fight'. He was laughing down the phone at how embarassing the 'roid head in the red' was. He's a braz JJ black belt inhis 40's who has fought in the UFC at 170. I told him of Hankins GSP and he was pissing himself. As he said 'does he think GSP has never rollled with super hHW fighters before? Actual fighters who are active.'

And thats the point brian. You are an absolutely shit 0-3 MMA 'fighter'/ patsy. You wouldn't last 30 seconds. Also by your rationale the 3 lads who beat you/ made you quit on your stool would ALSO beat GSP yes?

Fucking retard

I am going to go out on a limb here and say brian has neve rbeen a membe rof an MMA club before. But believed he woudl win bvecause of the gear/ Notice he has no corner or support.

So Brian- which club did you fight for or train at?

You didnt did you? You've clearly never boxed, your 'kicks on the floor show no thai, your head down stuff shows no shootfighting, your gorind game shows no BJJ.

Time to come clean fantasy island?

When you were harassin glee priest you told him you were an MMA fighter. I will bet you didnt tell him you were a 3 fight novice with 3 defats and no training at all? Anbother example of hankins using a fact to give th eimpression he is somebody rather than a abald 20 years abusing cant go near his nephews woman beater.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: JustPlaneJane on January 20, 2024, 01:44:34 PM
I was going to do a forty yard dash vs DJ, Hankins, and Mike Tyson, but I will refrain.

And thank you.  Doc told me to limit anything with flexation like a lunge, but I can squat. I will hold off on plyo for at least a month - do you think that is enough?

I am supposed to get an orthodic next week - nice $450 and not covered by insurance.

Also Krank - thank you too.

Grape….I am sorry, I’m not fully aware of the details of this 40 yard dash thing you mentioned ? 🙄 I tried it a few times and the only apparent injuries sustained were to male pride and ego.

I would stay away from lunging for quite a while. Best bet, do what your Doc suggests, you don’t want to undergo sesamoid surgery. Ramp up slowly as this is an area prone to inflammation.

If this 40 yard dash thing is for money, I know a gal or two who would be willing to throw their hats in the ring.   😊
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Grape Ape on January 20, 2024, 01:46:10 PM
Grape….I am sorry, I’m not fully aware of the details of this 40 yard dash thing you mentioned ? 🙄 I tried it a few times and the only apparent injuries sustained were to male pride and ego.

I would stay away from lunging for quite a while. Best bet, do what your Doc suggests, you don’t want to undergo sesamoid surgery. Ramp up slowly as this is an area prone to inflammation.

If this 40 yard dash thing is for money, I know a gal or two who would be willing to throw their hats in the ring.   😊

Lol, yes you were mentioned in the race - it's in one of these hankins threads somewhere.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: JustPlaneJane on January 20, 2024, 01:52:51 PM
Lol, yes you were mentioned in the race - it's in one of these hankins threads somewhere.

Haha, how ironic, foot surgery kept me out of the Olympic trials.

And now apparently I can’t out sprint an unemployed Canadian hobbit.

😉
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: joswift on January 20, 2024, 02:02:11 PM
yet another hankins lie debunked!

ALSO of interest i have just spoke ot a mate of mine who has an MMA school in my city. I told him of the hankins stuff and he's watched the 'fight'. He was laughing down the phone at how embarassing the 'roid head in the red' was. He's a braz JJ black belt inhis 40's who has fought in the UFC at 170. I told him of Hankins GSP and he was pissing himself. As he said 'does he think GSP has never rollled with super hHW fighters before? Actual fighters who are active.'

And thats the point brian. You are an absolutely shit 0-3 MMA 'fighter'/ patsy. You wouldn't last 30 seconds. Also by your rationale the 3 lads who beat you/ made you quit on your stool would ALSO beat GSP yes?

Fucking retard

I am going to go out on a limb here and say brian has neve rbeen a membe rof an MMA club before. But believed he woudl win bvecause of the gear/ Notice he has no corner or support.

So Brian- which club did you fight for or train at?

You didnt did you? You've clearly never boxed, your 'kicks on the floor show no thai, your head down stuff shows no shootfighting, your gorind game shows no BJJ.

Time to come clean fantasy island?

When you were harassin glee priest you told him you were an MMA fighter. I will bet you didnt tell him you were a 3 fight novice with 3 defats and no training at all? Anbother example of hankins using a fact to give th eimpression he is somebody rather than a abald 20 years abusing cant go near his nephews woman beater.
Its what he does
He bought a race car and entered immediatly without any background or experience
He entered MMA without ever having any practice at all
He entered bodybuilding without dieting or training properly
He entered strict curl with zero training

He has so much deluded self belief he thinks he doesnt need to train, he thinks hes just naturally gifted and can do anything

hes the embodiment of "Fail to prepare, prepare to fail"
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Never1AShow on January 20, 2024, 02:06:33 PM
Its what he does
He bought a race car and entered immediatly without any background or experience
He entered MMA without ever having any practice at all
He entered bodybuilding without dieting or training properly
He entered strict curl with zero training

He has so much deluded self belief he thinks he doesnt need to train, he thinks hes just naturally gifted and can do anything

hes the embodiment of "Fail to prepare, prepare to fail"

You’d think that too if you taught yourself calculus in one night while drunk
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: 38 returns on January 20, 2024, 02:18:13 PM
maybe the nasa boffins were onto something.


exactly WHAT were theunamed serial killers scared of?

Hankins intellect obviously.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: The Scott on January 20, 2024, 02:21:06 PM
Who is brian woolyheaded hankins? brian is a complex personality, as are most of the small breed of modern day, time travelling, renaissance hedonistic perpetually masturbating intergalactic virtual voyeurs and old tyme strongman yodelers.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: joswift on January 20, 2024, 02:22:28 PM
Hankins didnt wrestle at school, he just remembers wearing one of these special needs bump caps

(https://static.wixstatic.com/media/762035_e83d93d7147741dcabb79a1d8ed28ee7~mv2.jpeg/v1/fill/w_1280,h_1280,al_c,q_85/762035_e83d93d7147741dcabb79a1d8ed28ee7~mv2.jpeg)
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: 38 returns on January 20, 2024, 02:28:08 PM
you see the scott you've made your first error the question isnt who is brian? its why is brian? how is brian? and when is brian?

brian is a unique stream of consciousness beyond our capabilities.

he's an 11,600 -0 fight winning schoolboy who did this on a diet of hot dogs earning him the respect of the Black Spades

the authorities fear him so have along iwth a stream of ex girlfriends (he's had more birds than barry white) and the govt conspired to trump up 90 odd charges around drugs drink weapons and woman beating.
you've seen what they did to the A-Team is IS A TEAM. A one man army. In Kosovo he is known simply as 'the white Simo Hayha' such was his kill prowess.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Dave D on January 20, 2024, 02:34:28 PM
you see the scott you've made your first error the question isnt who is brian? its why is brian? how is brian? and when is brian?

brian is a unique stream of consciousness beyond our capabilities.

he's an 11,600 -0 fight winning schoolboy who did this on a diet of hot dogs earning him the respect of the Black Spades

the authorities fear him so have along iwth a stream of ex girlfriends (he's had more birds than barry white) and the govt conspired to trump up 90 odd charges around drugs drink weapons and woman beating.
you've seen what they did to the A-Team is IS A TEAM. A one man army. In Kosovo he is known simply as 'the white Simo Hayha' such was his kill prowess.

Has he said he was undefeated in school fights?
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: wes on January 20, 2024, 02:37:51 PM
Sushi must be a beef source as well.
As well as BBQ Wings,French Fries,French Toast,Pizza,Subs,Mickey Dees,and the ever present Gatorade.

EDIT: I posted the above before I saw Jeffs quote by Hanky.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: joswift on January 20, 2024, 02:48:43 PM
Has he said he was undefeated in school fights?
I dont think he cleared it up properly

Thing is, after winning about 3 fights he would have been left alone unless of course he fought the weakest first and worked his way up the rankings.

Sounds more like he got beat up every day as he was the school nerd

He has had his head down more toilets than hes had his ass on them and that in itself is no mean feat bearing in mind his chronic crohns
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: 38 returns on January 20, 2024, 02:53:20 PM
Has he said he was undefeated in school fights?

he said he fought them all and moved up the next year and the year after as he ran out of people to fight

he  has never been hurt or pinged in a fight. he implied he has never been beaten

he also claimed he wrasslef at 140 a 280 lb bloke and held his own. however gsp WOULDNT DO THE SAME AGAINST hankins
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: IroNat on January 20, 2024, 02:54:58 PM
I was going to do a forty yard dash vs DJ, Hankins, and Mike Tyson, but I will refrain.

And thank you.  Doc told me to limit anything with flexation like a lunge, but I can squat. I will hold off on plyo for at least a month - do you think that is enough?

I am supposed to get an orthodic next week - nice $450 and not covered by insurance.

Also Krank - thank you too.

I wouldn't do plyos at all.

How old are you?
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: webstar on January 20, 2024, 02:55:18 PM
I dont think he cleared it up properly

Thing is, after winning about 3 fights he would have been left alone unless of course he fought the weakest first and worked his way up the rankings.

Sounds more like he got beat up every day as he was the school nerd

He has had his head down more toilets than hes had his ass on them and that in itself is no mean feat bearing in mind his chronic crohns

I’m not sure about the record.

However, he said from grade 6 to high school graduation he was fighting entire classes at a time during recess everyday day

So 9 am home room

1015 recess fight entire grade 7 class

12 lunch break fight entire grade 8 class

245 afternoon recess fight entire 9-10 classes
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: IroNat on January 20, 2024, 03:00:17 PM
Who is brian woolyheaded hankins? brian is a complex personality, as are most of the small breed of modern day, time travelling, renaissance hedonistic perpetually masturbating intergalactic virtual voyeurs and old tyme strongman yodelers.

 :D
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: IroNat on January 20, 2024, 03:01:33 PM
Hankins didnt wrestle at school, he just remembers wearing one of these special needs bump caps

(https://static.wixstatic.com/media/762035_e83d93d7147741dcabb79a1d8ed28ee7~mv2.jpeg/v1/fill/w_1280,h_1280,al_c,q_85/762035_e83d93d7147741dcabb79a1d8ed28ee7~mv2.jpeg)

He sucks at wrestling.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 20, 2024, 03:02:54 PM
Its what he does
He bought a race car and entered immediatly without any background or experience
He entered MMA without ever having any practice at all
He entered bodybuilding without dieting or training properly
He entered strict curl with zero training

He has so much deluded self belief he thinks he doesnt need to train, he thinks hes just naturally gifted and can do anything

hes the embodiment of "Fail to prepare, prepare to fail"

Not one thing you said is true
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 20, 2024, 03:04:29 PM
The gaslighting and out right lying. We have a video of his fight with Clegg and his description of what took place is not what the video shows. He said he walked through his punches….. lol

Bullshit the video is exactly what I said even fucking Josh admitted it
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 20, 2024, 03:05:05 PM

really?

Your post history mentions sausage , burgers and bacon

Try and find any evidence of you eating steak prior to your last shopping trip

I don't need to argue with you I eat a pound of beef a day you dumb fuck I have steak almost everyday for either lunch or dinner if not I am eating hamburger but I am eating beef every day
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Grape Ape on January 20, 2024, 03:06:14 PM
I wouldn't do plyos at all.

How old are you?

54.

Why wouldn't I do plyo?
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: IroNat on January 20, 2024, 03:10:24 PM
54.

Why wouldn't I do plyo?


You do mean plyometrics right?

High risk for injury at your age.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: 38 returns on January 20, 2024, 03:12:29 PM
I don't need to argue with you I eat a pound of beef a day you dumb fuck I have steak almost everyday for either lunch or dinner if not I am eating hamburger but I am eating beef every day

this is not what you wrote- do keep up

you wrote

I eat meat every single meal and I have done so for 30 straight years other than breakfast it is primarily beef

and you changed it it originally said 'beef' naughty hannky


so its gone from every single meal for 30 yhears. to dinner or lunch. HAHAHAAAHAHHAHAA self owning of the lowest order you cocksmoker.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Dave D on January 20, 2024, 03:16:06 PM
Bullshit the video is exactly what I said even fucking Josh admitted it

You said you walked through his punches. You did not.

You’re said you suffered no damage, you did.

 You took him down and didn’t know what to do after. The ref should have stood you two back up because if those “blows” you were reigning down on him were causing damage they would have called the fight.

Clegg’s gym must have paid off the ref  right? What team were you associated with at the time?
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: 38 returns on January 20, 2024, 03:17:23 PM
BRIAN

YOU had no one in your corner

you had not trained in an MMA gym correct?

hence no corner and no support
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Dave D on January 20, 2024, 03:19:27 PM
I dont think he cleared it up properly

Thing is, after winning about 3 fights he would have been left alone unless of course he fought the weakest first and worked his way up the rankings.

Sounds more like he got beat up every day as he was the school nerd

He has had his head down more toilets than hes had his ass on them and that in itself is no mean feat bearing in mind his chronic crohns

he said he fought them all and moved up the next year and the year after as he ran out of people to fight

he  has never been hurt or pinged in a fight. he implied he has never been beaten

he also claimed he wrasslef at 140 a 280 lb bloke and held his own. however gsp WOULDNT DO THE SAME AGAINST hankins

Poor dude is nuts.

When Hankins first started his nonsense Jeff you posted some idiot in a boxing ring with a real boxer talking crap. He was getting beat up still acting like he wasn’t. You pegged Hankins as a clone to this guy and you were right.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: IroNat on January 20, 2024, 03:20:06 PM
Bhanky is a fraud and a lousy wrestler.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: joswift on January 20, 2024, 03:20:46 PM
I don't need to argue with you I eat a pound of beef a day you dumb fuck I have steak almost everyday for either lunch or dinner if not I am eating hamburger but I am eating beef every day
7 times you mention steak in over 3 years

Lots of cobbler and dirt food
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: joswift on January 20, 2024, 03:24:31 PM
I eat meat every single meal and I have done so for 30 straight years other than breakfast it is primarily beef
I don't need to argue with you I eat a pound of beef a day you dumb fuck I have steak almost everyday for either lunch or dinner if not I am eating hamburger but I am eating beef every day

every meal or every day?

Listen dickhead, we have seen your plates of gruel and cobbler not once have you posted a photo of a piece of steak

Stop fucking lying, you live on junk
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Krankenstein on January 20, 2024, 03:52:54 PM
every meal or every day?

Listen dickhead, we have seen your plates of gruel and cobbler not once have you posted a photo of a piece of steak

Stop fucking lying, you live on junk

He did once....but it was fucking so horribly cooked. 
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: 38 returns on January 20, 2024, 03:54:21 PM
Lovely french toast


still the gayest campest thing i have seen on here

other than that weird bloke who put his wifes thong up his arse and photod it for a group of men he doesnt know
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 20, 2024, 03:58:02 PM
every meal or every day?

Listen dickhead, we have seen your plates of gruel and cobbler not once have you posted a photo of a piece of steak

Stop fucking lying, you live on junk

I literally do not consider anything without meat a meal and I eat 4-5 meals a day sometimes but at least 3. I have pork in the am. I have been consistently eating a pound of red meat a day for 30 fucking years. For fuck sake this last week I have been adding ground beef and steak to a crockpot of chili every day another pound of meat and some beans and tomatoes and peppers and have been eating it all day everyday. I even put some beef ribs in it. One day I added chicken one day I added NY strip I even threw some leftover peal and eat shrimp in it. Where the fuck do you think I get my protein? I eat pork and beef all day everyday with some occasional chicken and seafood. In college I was eating 2lbs of steak a day I don't feel the need to do that now but I still get about a pound of meat a day.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: BB on January 20, 2024, 04:00:04 PM
I don't need to argue with you I eat a pound of beef a day you dumb fuck I have steak almost everyday for either lunch or dinner if not I am eating hamburger but I am eating beef every day

Big BHank, question, what do you put your combat sports record at? If possible, please break down record by category, eg - Wrestling, MMA, etc....
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: webstar on January 20, 2024, 04:24:35 PM
I literally do not consider anything without meat a meal and I eat 4-5 meals a day sometimes but at least 3. I have pork in the am. I have been consistently eating a pound of red meat a day for 30 fucking years. For fuck sake this last week I have been adding ground beef and steak to a crockpot of chili every day another pound of meat and some beans and tomatoes and peppers and have been eating it all day everyday. I even put some beef ribs in it. One day I added chicken one day I added NY strip I even threw some leftover peal and eat shrimp in it. Where the fuck do you think I get my protein? I eat pork and beef all day everyday with some occasional chicken and seafood. In college I was eating 2lbs of steak a day I don't feel the need to do that now but I still get about a pound of meat a day.

More lies , 2lbs of steak.

You said you were eating Cans of tuna in college

Bullshit
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: 38 returns on January 20, 2024, 04:24:57 PM
I literally do not consider anything without meat a meal and I eat 4-5 meals a day sometimes but at least 3. I have pork in the am. I have been consistently eating a pound of red meat a day for 30 fucking years. For fuck sake this last week I have been adding ground beef and steak to a crockpot of chili every day another pound of meat and some beans and tomatoes and peppers and have been eating it all day everyday. I even put some beef ribs in it. One day I added chicken one day I added NY strip I even threw some leftover peal and eat shrimp in it. Where the fuck do you think I get my protein? I eat pork and beef all day everyday with some occasional chicken and seafood. In college I was eating 2lbs of steak a day I don't feel the need to do that now but I still get about a pound of meat a day.

classic hankins. I will deal with the bits in bold..
I literally do not consider anything without meat a meal
this piece of Semhanktics enables Lyin Bri to argue that HIS definition of 'a mea;' may differ from everyone elses. So therefore he is not lying we have misunderstood.



I have been consistently eating a pound of red meat a day for 30 fucking years.
this piece of Semhanktics enables Bullshit Briana to move th egoalposts away as a 'new fact' and hope nobody picks up on it. BUT he has gone from - I eat beef with every meal for 30 years. To I eat beef every day for 30 years. to i eat a pound of red meat every day. He takes us away from the oroignal embellishment waters it down and represents it as 'the new truth'.


last week I have been adding ground beef and steak to a crockpot of chili every day another pound of meat and some beans and tomatoes and peppers and have been eating it all day everyday.

In this effort to divert Semhanktics comes into play again. He over-eggs the pudding by claiming this is standard protocol. And hopes we will forget the sushi pictures he put up recently.


 One day I added chicken one day I added NY strip I even threw some leftover peal and eat shrimp in it.

More classic Semhanktics strategy from the slapheaded sociopath. Here he is doing what many conmen and frauds do they include uneccessary detail in an attempt to validate what they say as he 'clearly knows of what he speaks'. At no point prior to this post did he mention anything other than a beef chilli. now its seafood and chicken too.


Where the fuck do you think I get my protein?
at this stage our fraudulent fcuk wit goes all in with wide-eyed incredulity that anyone can doubt this beacon of honesty- despite being proven to be a liar. The answer to the question by the way turned out to be 'from a tramps cock'.


And we finish with this beauty

In college I was eating 2lbs of steak a day I don't feel the need to do that now but I still get about a pound of meat a day
Another classic Semhanktics tactic. He references an event or series of events that he can not prove and we cannot disprove. It is amazing that this student was eating 250gm of protein daily as a student whose mother could only give him hotdogs. This is before his pederast father died and left him his money. But he had the money to buy 14lb of steak a week as a student. We can file tjhis undwer his ability to squat 405lbs every day- all while wrassling at the higest level and put on. 30 lbs of muscle. This is a man who cannot go a day without flashing his rick doot to strangers, completely unsolicited on the internet. However he has no photos of his transformation at all. None. Not a single record of any of his triumphs which for a bragadocious fantasist like him is again beyond believablitly to have any credence at all.






Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: IroNat on January 20, 2024, 04:27:04 PM
More lies , 2lbs of steak.

You said you were eating Cans of tuna in college

Bullshit

Absolute bs by Fraud Hankins.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Taffin on January 20, 2024, 04:36:24 PM
classic hankins. I will deal with the bits in bold..
I literally do not consider anything without meat a meal
this piece of Semhanktics enables Lyin Bri to argue that HIS definition of 'a meal;' may differ from everyone elses. So therefore he is not lying we have misunderstood.

[snip]

Where the fuck do you think I get my protein?
at this stage our fraudulent fcuk wit goes all in with wide-eyed incredulity that anyone can doubt this beacon of honesty- despite being proven to be a liar. The answer to the question by the way turned out to be 'from a tramps cock'.


All excellent stuff, and is to be added as premium evidence to the casefile prepared earlier by delon

But this bit here made me PMSL!!  ;D

(http://media.giphy.com/media/3o6Zt4HU9uwXmXSAuI/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Soul Crusher on January 20, 2024, 04:36:48 PM
I saw French toast beer in Trader Joe’s and thought of Hanky.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: joswift on January 20, 2024, 04:38:27 PM
Brian has bragged about a diet of junk food for the last three years

"Sugar is a superfood"

Fuck him.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: GymnJuice on January 20, 2024, 05:25:20 PM
I literally do not consider anything without meat a meal and I eat 4-5 meals a day sometimes but at least 3. I have pork in the am. I have been consistently eating a pound of red meat a day for 30 fucking years. For fuck sake this last week I have been adding ground beef and steak to a crockpot of chili every day another pound of meat and some beans and tomatoes and peppers and have been eating it all day everyday. I even put some beef ribs in it. One day I added chicken one day I added NY strip I even threw some leftover peal and eat shrimp in it. Where the fuck do you think I get my protein? I eat pork and beef all day everyday with some occasional chicken and seafood. In college I was eating 2lbs of steak a day I don't feel the need to do that now but I still get about a pound of meat a day.

NY Strip in a crock pot?

Bro...
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: chaos on January 20, 2024, 05:44:18 PM
He did once....but it was fucking so horribly cooked.
Well done?
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: joswift on January 20, 2024, 05:48:20 PM
He did once....but it was fucking so horribly cooked.
are you sure it wasnt something he had shit out?
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: tatoo on January 20, 2024, 06:22:56 PM
I saw French toast beer in Trader Joe’s and thought of Hanky.

i was at dennys a couple weeks ago w the wife... i asked her what she was having and she replies, "some nice french toast".. i fuckin almost died laughing haha........ i was in home depot lol,  the greeters name was brian, and he had downs... guess who i thought of!?? smh
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Hulkotron on January 20, 2024, 06:30:38 PM
How did you afford 14 lbs of steak a week in college bhanks?

NY Strip in a crock pot?

Bro...

x2 this also must be elaborated on
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: 38 returns on January 20, 2024, 06:37:10 PM
How did you afford 14 lbs of steak a week in college bhanks?

x2 this also must be elaborated on


he was the enforcer for the frat house.

his payment

2lb of steak per day every day even holidays.
they never missed a payment. they daren't. they created tjhis beast. he cannot be put in the lamp now- the genie is out and about to be unleashed- bleeding anus and cartoon dogs allowing.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Grape Ape on January 20, 2024, 06:39:12 PM

You do mean plyometrics right?

High risk for injury at your age.

I don't think it is at all.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Never1AShow on January 20, 2024, 07:26:36 PM
every meal or every day?

Listen dickhead, we have seen your plates of gruel and cobbler not once have you posted a photo of a piece of steak

Stop fucking lying, you live on junk

French Toast is Nice! but includes no beef.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Never1AShow on January 20, 2024, 07:34:26 PM
classic hankins. I will deal with the bits in bold..
I literally do not consider anything without meat a meal
this piece of Semhanktics enables Lyin Bri to argue that HIS definition of 'a mea;' may differ from everyone elses. So therefore he is not lying we have misunderstood.



I have been consistently eating a pound of red meat a day for 30 fucking years.
this piece of Semhanktics enables Bullshit Briana to move th egoalposts away as a 'new fact' and hope nobody picks up on it. BUT he has gone from - I eat beef with every meal for 30 years. To I eat beef every day for 30 years. to i eat a pound of red meat every day. He takes us away from the oroignal embellishment waters it down and represents it as 'the new truth'.


last week I have been adding ground beef and steak to a crockpot of chili every day another pound of meat and some beans and tomatoes and peppers and have been eating it all day everyday.

In this effort to divert Semhanktics comes into play again. He over-eggs the pudding by claiming this is standard protocol. And hopes we will forget the sushi pictures he put up recently.


 One day I added chicken one day I added NY strip I even threw some leftover peal and eat shrimp in it.

More classic Semhanktics strategy from the slapheaded sociopath. Here he is doing what many conmen and frauds do they include uneccessary detail in an attempt to validate what they say as he 'clearly knows of what he speaks'. At no point prior to this post did he mention anything other than a beef chilli. now its seafood and chicken too.


Where the fuck do you think I get my protein?
at this stage our fraudulent fcuk wit goes all in with wide-eyed incredulity that anyone can doubt this beacon of honesty- despite being proven to be a liar. The answer to the question by the way turned out to be 'from a tramps cock'.


And we finish with this beauty

In college I was eating 2lbs of steak a day I don't feel the need to do that now but I still get about a pound of meat a day
Another classic Semhanktics tactic. He references an event or series of events that he can not prove and we cannot disprove. It is amazing that this student was eating 250gm of protein daily as a student whose mother could only give him hotdogs. This is before his pederast father died and left him his money. But he had the money to buy 14lb of steak a week as a student. We can file tjhis undwer his ability to squat 405lbs every day- all while wrassling at the higest level and put on. 30 lbs of muscle. This is a man who cannot go a day without flashing his rick doot to strangers, completely unsolicited on the internet. However he has no photos of his transformation at all. None. Not a single record of any of his triumphs which for a bragadocious fantasist like him is again beyond believablitly to have any credence at all.

This analysis totally nails Hanky!  I particularly like the "over eggs the pudding" reference and the nonfalsifiable kicker.  You must have dealt with lots of frauds, liars and con men.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: webstar on January 20, 2024, 08:30:38 PM
I literally do not consider anything without meat a meal and I eat 4-5 meals a day sometimes but at least 3. I have pork in the am. I have been consistently eating a pound of red meat a day for 30 fucking years. For fuck sake this last week I have been adding ground beef and steak to a crockpot of chili every day another pound of meat and some beans and tomatoes and peppers and have been eating it all day everyday. I even put some beef ribs in it. One day I added chicken one day I added NY strip I even threw some leftover peal and eat shrimp in it. Where the fuck do you think I get my protein? I eat pork and beef all day everyday with some occasional chicken and seafood. In college I was eating 2lbs of steak a day I don't feel the need to do that now but I still get about a pound of meat a day.

Brian’s diet.

From a “edited video” right Brian?
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Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Skeletor on January 20, 2024, 08:41:00 PM
Brian’s diet.

From a “edited video” right Brian?
[/youtube]

The voice break at 0:14...
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Never1AShow on January 20, 2024, 08:46:55 PM
We have addressed this.

Your getbig ranking was adjusted slightly downward.

You were sitting on a stack of chips you found and bet it all on one hand.

We disagree about that, but you're actually kind of supporting my position because I'm talking about a thank you from the person who claimed the video would support his version.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: beakdoctor on January 20, 2024, 08:54:58 PM
Why do you care so much what people think of you?

He needs validation.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: dj181 on January 20, 2024, 08:56:18 PM
Jay Cutler ate a lot of sushi I think.

gay butler
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Soul Crusher on January 21, 2024, 01:21:56 AM

he was the enforcer for the frat house.

his payment

2lb of steak per day every day even holidays.
they never missed a payment. they daren't. they created tjhis beast. he cannot be put in the lamp now- the genie is out and about to be unleashed- bleeding anus and cartoon dogs allowing.


Or he did Gay for Steak.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Gym Rat on January 21, 2024, 01:54:11 AM
Brian: "But Im not going to argue with you people"

Next sentence:

I literally do not consider anything without meat a meal and I eat 4-5 meals a day sometimes but at least 3. I have pork in the am. I have been consistently eating a pound of red meat a day for 30 fucking years. For fuck sake this last week I have been adding ground beef and steak to a crockpot of chili every day another pound of meat and some beans and tomatoes and peppers and have been eating it all day everyday. I even put some beef ribs in it. One day I added chicken one day I added NY strip I even threw some leftover peal and eat shrimp in it. Where the fuck do you think I get my protein? I eat pork and beef all day everyday with some occasional chicken and seafood. In college I was eating 2lbs of steak a day I don't feel the need to do that now but I still get about a pound of meat a day.
I literally do not consider anything without meat a meal and I eat 4-5 meals a day sometimes but at least 3. I have pork in the am. I have been consistently eating a pound of red meat a day for 30 fucking years. For fuck sake this last week I have been adding ground beef and steak to a crockpot of chili every day another pound of meat and some beans and tomatoes and peppers and have been eating it all day everyday. I even put some beef ribs in it. One day I added chicken one day I added NY strip I even threw some leftover peal and eat shrimp in it. Where the fuck do you think I get my protein? I eat pork and beef all day everyday with some occasional chicken and seafood. In college I was eating 2lbs of steak a day I don't feel the need to do that now but I still get about a pound of meat a day.
I literally do not consider anything without meat a meal and I eat 4-5 meals a day sometimes but at least 3. I have pork in the am. I have been consistently eating a pound of red meat a day for 30 fucking years. For fuck sake this last week I have been adding ground beef and steak to a crockpot of chili every day another pound of meat and some beans and tomatoes and peppers and have been eating it all day everyday. I even put some beef ribs in it. One day I added chicken one day I added NY strip I even threw some leftover peal and eat shrimp in it. Where the fuck do you think I get my protein? I eat pork and beef all day everyday with some occasional chicken and seafood. In college I was eating 2lbs of steak a day I don't feel the need to do that now but I still get about a pound of meat a day.
I literally do not consider anything without meat a meal and I eat 4-5 meals a day sometimes but at least 3. I have pork in the am. I have been consistently eating a pound of red meat a day for 30 fucking years. For fuck sake this last week I have been adding ground beef and steak to a crockpot of chili every day another pound of meat and some beans and tomatoes and peppers and have been eating it all day everyday. I even put some beef ribs in it. One day I added chicken one day I added NY strip I even threw some leftover peal and eat shrimp in it. Where the fuck do you think I get my protein? I eat pork and beef all day everyday with some occasional chicken and seafood. In college I was eating 2lbs of steak a day I don't feel the need to do that now but I still get about a pound of meat a day.
I literally do not consider anything without meat a meal and I eat 4-5 meals a day sometimes but at least 3. I have pork in the am. I have been consistently eating a pound of red meat a day for 30 fucking years. For fuck sake this last week I have been adding ground beef and steak to a crockpot of chili every day another pound of meat and some beans and tomatoes and peppers and have been eating it all day everyday. I even put some beef ribs in it. One day I added chicken one day I added NY strip I even threw some leftover peal and eat shrimp in it. Where the fuck do you think I get my protein? I eat pork and beef all day everyday with some occasional chicken and seafood. In college I was eating 2lbs of steak a day I don't feel the need to do that now but I still get about a pound of meat a day.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 21, 2024, 02:06:40 AM
You know it never occurred to me in my wildest dreams that someone would question how much meat I consume it. Yet you guys want to argue about it insane

And yeah I chopped up actual New Yorks strip steak and put it in the chili any leftover meat in the house goes in the pot. I put ribs in the godamn thing
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: joswift on January 21, 2024, 02:09:41 AM
You know it never occurred to me in my wildest dreams that someone would question how much meat I consume it. Yet you guys want to argue about it insane
its not an argument, its a correction to your lies, tell us how you afforded 14lbs of steak a week at college when you lived on hot dogs prior to that.

"I eat pork every morning"

Yep, fucking sausage , all the shitty floor scrapings and spinal column, a sausage is as far away from a pork chop/steak as you could get

oh and dont forget the lies about your bicep
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 21, 2024, 02:46:08 AM
its not an argument, its a correction to your lies, tell us how you afforded 14lbs of steak a week at college when you lived on hot dogs prior to that.

"I eat pork every morning"

Yep, fucking sausage , all the shitty floor scrapings and spinal column, a sausage is as far away from a pork chop/steak as you could get

oh and dont forget the lies about your bicep

I was eating cheap steak at the time and yeah food has been my priority the last 30 years I didn’t drink a single alcoholic beverage from 19-21 I spent my money on food. I also worked through college jackass
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 21, 2024, 02:47:23 AM
its not an argument, its a correction to your lies, tell us how you afforded 14lbs of steak a week at college when you lived on hot dogs prior to that.

"I eat pork every morning"

Yep, fucking sausage , all the shitty floor scrapings and spinal column, a sausage is as far away from a pork chop/steak as you could get

oh and dont forget the lies about your bicep

What lie about my bicep? I do not have an injured bicep. My biceps strict curled 167lbs
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Taffin on January 21, 2024, 03:13:28 AM
You know it never occurred to me in my wildest dreams that someone would question how much meat I consume it. Yet you guys want to argue about it insane

And yeah I chopped up actual New Yorks strip steak and put it in the chili any leftover meat in the house goes in the pot. I put ribs in the godamn thing

Good morning - Isn't it like 6am over there as you type?  Up early for Church?
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: joswift on January 21, 2024, 03:33:10 AM
What lie about my bicep? I do not have an injured bicep. My biceps strict curled 167lbs
if thats true then you dont have a triceps injury or shoulder injury or pec injury either

Fuck you you squeaky high pitched faggy kunt

Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: joswift on January 21, 2024, 03:35:23 AM
The voice break at 0:14...
imagine him squaring off in a bar fight, he would break all the mirrors and glasses with his high frequency whine as the argument got heated
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: 38 returns on January 21, 2024, 03:47:29 AM
When hanky get real mAd only dogs can hear him
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Hulkotron on January 21, 2024, 04:09:15 AM
I also worked through college jackass

What kind of work did you do?
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: joswift on January 21, 2024, 04:10:42 AM
What kind of work did you do?

dont bother, he will only lie about it or give a vague explanation that he can contradict later
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: 38 returns on January 21, 2024, 04:14:48 AM
What lie about my bicep? I do not have an injured bicep. My biceps strict curled 167lbs

classic Semhanktics here

'I do not have an injured bicep'

Which means in his world at this precise moment in time I do not hae an injureed bicep. He believes this invalidates his other lies. Biut it doesnt it reinforces them. He is also trying ot move it away from the 14 lb of steak a week so throws in a vauge i worked. Lets see what his work was? It will be either a) vague or b) vainglorious where he comes out of it doing something amazing.

He as also said 'cheap steak' now. So he's brining the cost down as he knws this lie has been caug early so must be amended. He is literally making this up as he posts. Get rady for more easy to spot lies. This train is never late
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Taffin on January 21, 2024, 04:28:25 AM
What kind of work did you do?

Taught his classes
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: IroNat on January 21, 2024, 04:30:54 AM
if thats true then you dont have a triceps injury or shoulder injury or pec injury either

Fuck you you squeaky high pitched faggy kunt



 :D

We missed you, Swifty.

No homo.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: dj181 on January 21, 2024, 04:49:30 AM
if thats true then you dont have a triceps injury or shoulder injury or pec injury either

Fuck you you squeaky high pitched faggy kunt

yeah his voice fucking sucks just like his wide ass waisted hippo hipped physique

i was hired to read texts on a radio station just to give you an idea of my voice
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: 38 returns on January 21, 2024, 05:08:27 AM
I have it on good authority where he worked.

"Brian 'the brawler' Hankins was a cooler at a newly refurbished roadside bar. He protected a small town in Missouri from a corrupt businessman.

Hankina was a professional "cooler" with a mysterious past who is enticed from his job as a wall street hotshot/ hot-dog fuelled snow boarder/ arse sniffing wrassler in New York City by John Gotti to take over security at his club, the Double Deuce, in Jasper, Missouri. Gotti plans to invest substantial money into the club to enhance its image, and he needs a first-rate cooler to maintain stability. He puts an advert in the New York Times 'hardest man in the world required'. Chuck Norris turned and says to Gotti 'I've brought the best boss. He wants payin gin cheap steak and wants a vespa to ride around the sout bronx beatin gup the black spades as an outlier on society.  upAfter being hired to control all bar operations, Hankins fires multiple employees for poor behavior, theft, and drug dealing. They were also laughing at his 'sparrow ;egs' refused ot believe he was not going bald, and walking in on him removing snake venom from a wound after a snake bit his 'close friend' Patrick Spalding in the penis. This act of heroism was mocked as a homosexual act by those who didnt understand. It later turns out that Hankins woulod perform this service 6/7 times a night- there was a massive outbreak of snake bits during his time there.

Hankins was introduced to local business magnate Noel Skum, who effectively controls the town; and is building electric cars and spaceships. He wanted hakins to pilot the spaceshipp but he had an appointment about his leg on the day it was ue to launch and his mu had to take him so he had to go. Skum hated him for this but darent say anything to Hankkins face as nobody who had had ever lived. It was rumoured that 9/11 was the result of Morgan Stanley wanting to hire Hankins - he refused they presured him so they 'had to go'. He told this story to a taxi holding Jon Wayne Gany, Richard Ramirez and Jeffrey Dalmer. When asked in a survey how they felt after the journey all three ticked 'very scared'. They know the presence they were amongst.  Skum's nephew was one of the employees in WTC2 that day.. His henchmen a group of men known as the Bonanno crime family threatened Gotti, and during the ensuing struggle, Hankins lost both his legs. Luckily througha 'special arangemtn' with his doctor he got some meds which meant they grew back and all public record of th e incident was 'expunged' which means it never happened.. At the hospital, he begins a friendship with Dr. Richard "Dick" Clay, which develops into a romance.

Skum summons Hankins to his home and reveals knowledge of Hankin's past regarding an incident in which he beat up 11,600 school kids in 3 years. Skum tries to convince Hankins to work for him once he extorts the Double Deuce but Hankins declines. He cant be bought. To prove this in later years he allows men to check his prostate with their erect members free of charge. Skum increases his attack on the club and begins to sabotage other businesses that disobey him. After Skum's henchman 'The Rock' sets Gotti's house on fire, Hankins fights Te Rock and kills him by throwing the banned hankins hip throw.

After Skum has on eof the poisoned penis men killed, Hankins snaps and storms Skum's estate, killing most of the Bonanno crime family and ultimately incapacitating Skum. As he tries to walk away, Skum pulls a gun on him. Before Skum can shoot, however, he's shot to death by the townspeople, who deny any knowledge of what had happened to the arriving police. In the end, the town celebrates its newfound freedom at the Double Deuce.

The townis renamed Hankins Rocks, USA and given special status like the indians get. Hankins is the king of the town. And while he doesn't live there anymore - a misunderstanding over a burning meth-head's corpse in his garden- every chold born there under the age of one has ot have a tattoo of hi on their face or face certain death. And thats the law of the and.

Brian was on 9 dollars an hour but would 'remove snake poison; for 5 dollars. This led ot a falling out with his dad who used to charge 7 dollars.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: IroNat on January 21, 2024, 05:22:10 AM
Pretty much mirrors the plot to "Road House". ^
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Never1AShow on January 21, 2024, 05:23:41 AM
Brian: "But Im not going to argue with you people"

Next sentence:

I literally do not consider anything without meat a meal and I eat 4-5 meals a day sometimes but at least 3. I have pork in the am. I have been consistently eating a pound of red meat a day for 30 fucking years. For fuck sake this last week I have been adding ground beef and steak to a crockpot of chili every day another pound of meat and some beans and tomatoes and peppers and have been eating it all day everyday. I even put some beef ribs in it. One day I added chicken one day I added NY strip I even threw some leftover peal and eat shrimp in it. Where the fuck do you think I get my protein? I eat pork and beef all day everyday with some occasional chicken and seafood. In college I was eating 2lbs of steak a day I don't feel the need to do that now but I still get about a pound of meat a day.

Eating Chili daily is known as something all Crohn's sufferers do.  Eating it from an ever refreshing Hankins Slop pot?  Priceless.

Sadly this is now another disgusting mental image we all have to deal with courtesy of Hank.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: 38 returns on January 21, 2024, 05:26:16 AM
however his weekly shop and his one pot coooin gfor himsef would lead on eto believe the snaggle toothed semen recepticle has flitted off to pastures new.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 21, 2024, 05:36:14 AM
yeah his voice fucking sucks just like his wide ass waisted hippo hipped physique


i was hired to read texts on a radio station just to give you an idea of my voice

I worked as an overnight Dj for a year I have different voices.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Grape Ape on January 21, 2024, 05:39:02 AM
Good morning - Isn't it like 6am over there as you type?  Up early for Church?

Listen foreigner, YOU live over there, WE live over HERE.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: wes on January 21, 2024, 05:40:53 AM
(https://media1.tenor.com/m/pgBwfNo0QR8AAAAC/wheres-the-beef-wendys-commercial.gif)
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 21, 2024, 05:41:06 AM
What kind of work did you do?

I worked in the library and at the bar at night. I also worked in the summers as a radio Dj and a bus set. I probably had half a dozen jobs during the period. 
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 21, 2024, 05:47:59 AM
if thats true then you dont have a triceps injury or shoulder injury or pec injury either

Fuck you you squeaky high pitched faggy kunt

I tore my right pec. I have had 3 shoulder surgeries 2 on the left and one on the right. My right tricep was reattached. I have never injured the right bicep. Both the right and left bicep are good that is why I competed in curling.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Krankenstein on January 21, 2024, 05:48:49 AM
Well done?

Was something a 12yo would try and make for his dad.....if he hated him.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: illuminati on January 21, 2024, 05:53:04 AM
I can't stand the gargoyle elephant headed lopsided fat belly Khvnt
Bianca - only Begrudgingly have to admire how much Ridiculing & owning
one poster can take & still come back for more  :o

He is The proverbial Pigeon on the chess board thinking he's won.  ::)
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: wes on January 21, 2024, 05:54:06 AM
I tore my right pec. I have had 3 shoulder surgeries 2 on the left and one on the right. My right tricep was reattached. I have never injured the right bicep. Both the right and left bicep are good that is why I competed in curling.

(https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=690412.0;attach=1486625;image)
Damn Hanky.....you`re shrinking fast dude.

I thought you would blow up fast using GH.  :(
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Krankenstein on January 21, 2024, 05:54:36 AM
I worked as an overnight Dj for a year I have different voices.

Cool story bro....let me guess....you didn't get the job in Police Academy because the CSA was biased and went with Michael Winslow
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Krankenstein on January 21, 2024, 05:56:30 AM
I tore my right pec. I have had 3 shoulder surgeries 2 on the left and one on the right. My right tricep was reattached. I have never injured the right bicep. Both the right and left bicep are good that is why I competed in curling.

Did you give that little nugget to the the guy you had the phone interview with when he asked you to tell you something about yourself?
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: 38 returns on January 21, 2024, 05:57:08 AM
I worked as an overnight Dj for a year I have different voices.


Of course you did

How humble of you to never mention it until pressed now.

NOBODY BELIEVES YOU ANYMORE WALTER MITTY
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: 38 returns on January 21, 2024, 05:58:14 AM
Cool story bro....let me guess....you didn't get the job in Police Academy because the CSA was biased and went with Michael Winslow

10/10 Krank! Lovely stuff!
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: illuminati on January 21, 2024, 05:58:55 AM
I tore my right pec. I have had 3 shoulder surgeries 2 on the left and one on the right. My right tricep was reattached. I have never injured the right bicep. Both the right and left bicep are good that is why I competed in curling.


FAGGOTT Bianca have you ever thought of taking up weight lifting / Bodybuilding to build up some much needed muscle tissue on you ??
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 21, 2024, 05:59:49 AM
Fat belly lol who the fuck has a fat belly?
Damn Hanky.....you`re shrinking fast dude.

I thought you would blow up fast using GH.  :(
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Flexacon on January 21, 2024, 06:00:39 AM
This Bhanky moron seems to have forgotten that he injured his left bicep doing that shaky squat
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 21, 2024, 06:02:45 AM
This Bhanky moron seems to have forgotten that he injured his left bicep doing that shaky squat

I strained it. I trained it that same week hardly an injury
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: wes on January 21, 2024, 06:03:33 AM
Fat belly lol who the fuck has a fat belly?
I said nothing about fat or belly,I said you look smaller.

Tiny Torso Of Peace
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 21, 2024, 06:04:47 AM
I said nothing about fat or belly,I said you look smaller.

Tiny Torso Of Peace

The idea is to keep the torso tight dumbass
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Flexacon on January 21, 2024, 06:04:51 AM
I strained it. I trained it that same week hardly an injury

Wrong moron

"A muscle strain is an injury to a muscle or a tendon"

https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/muscle-strains/symptoms-causes/syc-20450507
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 21, 2024, 06:06:31 AM
Maybe I am hiding the fat in my legs nope not there either. This is 2016lbs I would be in great competitive shape at the new classic limit of 209lbs for my height
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: 38 returns on January 21, 2024, 06:07:47 AM
Brians life as a dj

He only did 10 shifts. He had ideas too radical for the radio with him being anoutlaw and all. As he left that night he gave his scripts for his next 3 years shows to a young lad who used to carry his bags. That lad was one, Howard Stern. The rest as they say is history.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: 38 returns on January 21, 2024, 06:09:42 AM
Maybe I am hiding the fat in my legs nope not there either. This is 2016lbs I would be in great competitive shape at the new classic limit of 209lbs for my height

iunsolcited pics of peace from bald brian and his trap-jaw physique

you going to start training legs brian?
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Krankenstein on January 21, 2024, 06:10:17 AM
I strained it. I trained it that same week hardly an injury

So a strain isn't an injury?
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: 38 returns on January 21, 2024, 06:12:33 AM
he's getting slaughtered again
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Krankenstein on January 21, 2024, 06:12:59 AM
iunsolcited pics of peace from bald brian and his trap-jaw physique

you going to start training legs brian?

Must have bought smaller sized underwear as we are not subjected to much of the dick root.   That's not saying much, but a win is a win.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: 38 returns on January 21, 2024, 06:15:14 AM
Lets see if we can bait him into getting onstage- best value ever watching him jump through hoops then geting pasted and losing heavily.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: wes on January 21, 2024, 06:15:37 AM
The idea is to keep the torso tight dumbass
Of course it should be a priority,but only while maintaining size........DUMBASS!!

You`re melting fast and getting small......soon you can lose to me in the same weight class on stage. :D

I`m 192 pounds according to my docs scale just last week........drop  some more size and we can set up another contest loss for you against a shredded senior citizen.  ;D
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: wes on January 21, 2024, 06:17:34 AM
(https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=690412.0;attach=1486633;image)

Bantamweight Of Peace   :D

Dude you look like hammered shit......you lost way too much weight.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 21, 2024, 06:20:25 AM
iunsolcited pics of peace from bald brian and his trap-jaw physique

you going to start training legs brian?

Both legs have teardrops and separation something you have never had and never will have
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: wes on January 21, 2024, 06:22:36 AM
I`m gonna drop to 185 and tighten my torso so you won`t feel inadequate.   :)
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Krankenstein on January 21, 2024, 06:27:10 AM
Both legs have teardrops and separation something you have never had and never will have
(https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=690412.0;attach=1486633;image) (https://i.pinimg.com/originals/f2/26/94/f226946587396b8364d317c29801b8ed.jpg)

So does this marathoner....very difficult to see the difference
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Grape Ape on January 21, 2024, 06:28:13 AM
I`m gonna drop to 185 and tighten my torso so you won`t feel inadequate.   :)

I legit thought that last hankins photo you posted was shopped to shrink his legs and then I saw he posted it a page back.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: 38 returns on January 21, 2024, 06:32:16 AM
Both legs have teardrops and separation something you have never had and never will have

WRONG

23' twigs of peace

you are losing size like you ran out of AZT
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: 38 returns on January 21, 2024, 06:33:18 AM
oh Brian

the name of the martial arts school you trained at?

so we can get them shut down for fraud
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 21, 2024, 06:33:26 AM
(https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=690412.0;attach=1486633;image) (https://i.pinimg.com/originals/f2/26/94/f226946587396b8364d317c29801b8ed.jpg)

So does this marathoner....very difficult to see the difference

Why not put your legs up Krank? I bet mine beat yours exactly
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: 38 returns on January 21, 2024, 06:39:21 AM
stop touting for nudes predator

get up on stage again
we need a good fucking laugh

nOW- your martial arts school??

you got in the cage after watching a bit of MMA and believing a oatload of gear and wrassling would get you through. 0-3
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Krankenstein on January 21, 2024, 06:53:08 AM
Why not put your legs up Krank? I bet mine beat yours exactly

Beat me in the 225x15 squat and I might put it on my 'to do' list.

You seem upset by the pics Brian.  Did that get you in the feels?
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 21, 2024, 06:54:16 AM
Beat me in the 225x15 squat and I might put it on my 'to do' list.

You seem upset by the pics Brian.  Did that get you in the feels?

Not upset at all in the best shape of my life. I do not believe any of you can compare
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Dave D on January 21, 2024, 07:04:15 AM
 Hankins was a DJ in college? So he was at the radio station for a period of time before they actually let him host. I’m interested in these stories, particularly the pay - because if it was the college radio station they did not pay him and if it was a local station he would have had to have a demo real.

Hankins you  also did voices? With your wit and timing I’m sure you had  some creative characters.

Post a video of you doing the voices.

This guy was a DJ, lol
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: tatoo on January 21, 2024, 07:05:48 AM
Not upset at all in the best shape of my life. I do not believe any of you can compare

your legs look their best currently?
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: 38 returns on January 21, 2024, 07:06:09 AM
The DJ story is a hankins divert so he doesn't addresthe lies raised

He now avoids stuff

Notice he's not claiming bjj now??
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: 38 returns on January 21, 2024, 07:07:11 AM
Brian did you lend Bernie Clifton your legs when he was riding his ostrich?
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Dave D on January 21, 2024, 07:13:05 AM
The DJ story is a hankins divert so he doesn't addresthe lies raised

He now avoids stuff

Notice he's not claiming bjj now??

Good point.

He needs to address that he’s never injured bicep even though he has said otherwise.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: wes on January 21, 2024, 07:19:15 AM
I legit thought that last hankins photo you posted was shopped to shrink his legs and then I saw he posted it a page back.
He`s spiraling downward fast !!
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: wes on January 21, 2024, 07:22:40 AM
Hankins was a DJ in college? So he was at the radio station for a period of time before they actually let him host. I’m interested in these stories, particularly the pay - because if it was the college radio station they did not pay him and if it was a local station he would have had to have a demo real.

Hankins you  also did voices? With your wit and timing I’m sure you had  some creative characters.

Post a video of you doing the voices.

This guy was a DJ, lol


 :D
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: webstar on January 21, 2024, 07:32:20 AM
Maybe I am hiding the fat in my legs nope not there either. This is 2016lbs I would be in great competitive shape at the new classic limit of 209lbs for my height


Lolol the legs

Fucking Jesus 15 years of non stop gear and wheel chair athletes have bigger legs

Brian, I really would stop training the sport or hobby is not for you

You should just play shuffle board
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Gym Rat on January 21, 2024, 07:34:32 AM
Imagine arguing with total strangers on the internet about "how amazing I look" ??
Some deep psychological issues there. Narcissism, sociopathic behavior, etc.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Soul Crusher on January 21, 2024, 07:34:45 AM
Maybe I am hiding the fat in my legs nope not there either. This is 2016lbs I would be in great competitive shape at the new classic limit of 209lbs for my height

For all the meat you eat both literally and figuratively - where the hell is it all going ?    Your legs are disappearing. 
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: wes on January 21, 2024, 07:36:12 AM
Imagine arguing with total strangers on the internet about "how amazing I look" ??
Some deep psychological issues there. Narcissism, sociopathic behavior, etc.
It`s perfectly normal.   ;D
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: joswift on January 21, 2024, 07:38:00 AM
I tore my right pec. I have had 3 shoulder surgeries 2 on the left and one on the right. My right tricep was reattached. I have never injured the right bicep. Both the right and left bicep are good that is why I competed in curling.

why mention surgically detatched bicep then?
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: joswift on January 21, 2024, 07:40:22 AM
Maybe I am hiding the fat in my legs nope not there either. This is 2016lbs I would be in great competitive shape at the new classic limit of 209lbs for my height

you have 20lb to lose before you are stage ready, FACT
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: joswift on January 21, 2024, 07:42:40 AM
(https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=690412.0;attach=1486633;image)
His head/torso ratio is astounding

for comparison
(https://images.rawpixel.com/image_png_800/cHJpdmF0ZS9sci9pbWFnZXMvd2Vic2l0ZS8yMDIzLTAzLzQwMS1mZWxpeC02MTk1LWEtbGNvcHktam9iMTcyNV8xLnBuZw.png)
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: GymnJuice on January 21, 2024, 07:43:32 AM
Hanky if the job interviews don't go well I suggest a comeback (but don't call it a comeback). You should come up with some catchy name, like Hanky Panky and the Strict Curl Bunch.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: joswift on January 21, 2024, 07:45:10 AM
I worked as an overnight Dj for a year I have different voices.

Lisa Simpson, Bobby Brady and pee wee Herman
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: webstar on January 21, 2024, 07:50:25 AM
Brian, what was your leg routine here?

Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: joswift on January 21, 2024, 07:54:13 AM
(https://i.ibb.co/JBZTgyL/Screenshot-2024-01-21-at-15-53-26.png)

Also Brian, were is your fucking family on a Sunday while you are running up and down stairs taking your trousers off for men online?
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 21, 2024, 07:55:29 AM
Hankins was a DJ in college? So he was at the radio station for a period of time before they actually let him host. I’m interested in these stories, particularly the pay - because if it was the college radio station they did not pay him and if it was a local station he would have had to have a demo real.

Hankins you  also did voices? With your wit and timing I’m sure you had  some creative characters.

Post a video of you doing the voices.

This guy was a DJ, lol

I worked at the local radio station it was not college Radio
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: njflex on January 21, 2024, 07:57:40 AM
I worked at the local radio station it was not college Radio
Bhank stern
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: joswift on January 21, 2024, 07:57:47 AM
I worked at the local radio station it was not college Radio

No you didnt, you just didnt eat 2lbs of steak a day

Lies on lies hankins
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 21, 2024, 07:57:58 AM
you have 20lb to lose before you are stage ready, FACT

7lbs if I wanted to do the Spring show in April in the classic division. If I wait until the end of the summer I would probably go the full 225lbs at heavyweight.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 21, 2024, 07:58:43 AM
(https://i.ibb.co/JBZTgyL/Screenshot-2024-01-21-at-15-53-26.png)

Also Brian, were is your fucking family on a Sunday while you are running up and down stairs taking your trousers off for men online?

My master bedroom is on the main level
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: joswift on January 21, 2024, 07:59:26 AM
Brian, what was your leg routine here?
3 sets leg ext
3 sets leg curls

Its every leg workout hes ever posted

Hes never done sets of squats in his life, he just films himself "having a go" like an embarrssing Dad.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: joswift on January 21, 2024, 08:00:21 AM
My master bedroom is on the main level
and omits the bit about where is family is...

Obviously
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: joswift on January 21, 2024, 08:01:09 AM
7lbs if I wanted to do the Spring show in April in the classic division. If I wait until the end of the summer I would probably go the full 225lbs at heavyweight.
You said that 2 years ago, yet here we are with you being unable to place in any show
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 21, 2024, 08:01:58 AM
No you didnt, you just didnt eat 2lbs of steak a day

Lies on lies hankins

They paid me 8hr I made more money as a busser and worked more hour in the library but it was fun. I was the overnight guy and I would have my buddies bring girls in overnight to party they thought it was really cool. They gave me a playlist and I just pulled the CDS and did about 2 minutes on the mic an hour.  One night they brought in all the Jesus statues from a nativity scene. We put them up in the studio thinking it was funny. Apparently my boss was some kind of devout Christian it turned out and that was the end of that lol I also donated plasma for 40 bucks once every other week
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: njflex on January 21, 2024, 08:02:22 AM
Whether it’s weight or height involved do you think you have a classic physique?why not do pen,I think joswift has a classic build and he does open class.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 21, 2024, 08:02:42 AM
3 sets leg ext
3 sets leg curls

Its every leg workout hes ever posted

Hes never done sets of squats in his life, he just films himself "having a go" like an embarrssing Dad.

You have stated many times you do not squat so wtf are you talking about?
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 21, 2024, 08:04:17 AM
and omits the bit about where is family is...

Obviously

Because it is none of your business I just finished playing a dozen xbox wrestling games with my son if you must know the other kid is asleep and I don't know what the wife is doing but she cooked us breakfast earlier. Really weird you are so worried about my family when you have no involvment with yours deadbeat grandpa
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: joswift on January 21, 2024, 08:04:39 AM
They paid me 8hr I made more money as a busser and worked more hour in the library but it was fun. I was the overnight guy and I would have my buddies bring girls in overnight to party they thought it was really cool. They gave me a playlist and I just pulled the CDS and did about 2 minutes on the mic an hour.  One night they brought in all the Jesus statues from a nativity scene. We put them up in the studio thinking it was funny. Apparently my boss was some kind of devout Christian it turned out and that was the end of that lol I also donated plasma for 40 bucks once every other week
(https://media1.tenor.com/m/lIk0aT1ZDLUAAAAC/things-that-never-happended-things-never-happended.gif)

If that were true you would have mentioned it before now.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: joswift on January 21, 2024, 08:06:10 AM
Because it is none of your business I just finished playing a dozen xbox wrestling games with my son if you must know the other kid is asleep and I don't know what the wife is doing but she cooked us breakfast earlier. Really weird you are so worried about my family when you have no involvment with yours deadbeat grandpa
(https://i1.sndcdn.com/artworks-kYVLSvfSIPRNss4c-aBmQWw-t500x500.jpg)
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 21, 2024, 08:07:25 AM
(https://media1.tenor.com/m/lIk0aT1ZDLUAAAAC/things-that-never-happended-things-never-happended.gif)

If that were true you would have mentioned it before now.

Why am I supposed to have mentioned everything I have done in the last 46 years? Like If I don't mention I have tried cotton candy then it has never happened? Fucking moron you guys ask questions I answer then you get mad and claim I am lying don't ask me a million stupid questions then

I worked as a soccer ref for little kids as a teenager have I mentioned that before is it a lie because I am just now mentioning it? I was a camp counselor at boy scout camp and worked in the nature lodge and high ropes course and taught merit badges have I mentioned that before? Moron
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: joswift on January 21, 2024, 08:09:42 AM
You have stated many times you do not squat so wtf are you talking about?

You have said you dont squat , have you forgotten?


Take a decade I don't do single reps on any of the so called big 3 lifts you are still never going to be stronger than me in this lifetime. I will make it easy on you. I will send your broke ass 200 cash if you can perform 5 solid wide grip pull-ups it will never happen. I have had 3 shoulder surgeries and I have torn my right pec 3 times and I have had my left tricep sheared off completely and surgically reattached in addition to a surgically cut left bicep tendon not reattached and tennis and golfers elbow both sides. You are still never going to be stronger than me. I don't even do deadlifts or squats I have titanium bolts in both knees and no meniscus and bone on bone stage 4 arthritis all 4 quadrants both knees. I will still squat and deadlift more than you without even training those movements. Despite all of it  I am shockingly strong right now
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Hulkotron on January 21, 2024, 08:10:27 AM
(https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=690412.0;attach=1486633;image) (https://i.pinimg.com/originals/f2/26/94/f226946587396b8364d317c29801b8ed.jpg)

So does this marathoner....very difficult to see the difference

haha x2
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: joswift on January 21, 2024, 08:11:03 AM
Why am I supposed to have mentioned everything I have done in the last 46 years? Like If I don't mention I have tried cotton candy then it has never happened? Fucking moron you guys ask questions I answer then you get mad and claim I am lying don't ask me a million stupid questions then

I worked as a soccer ref for little kids as a teenager have I mentioned that before is it a lie because I am just now mentioning it? I was a camp counselor at boy scout camp and worked in the nature lodge and high ropes course and taught merit badges have I mentioned that before? Moron
Probably for good reason, I imagine that was nipped in the bud after you started showering with them
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 21, 2024, 08:12:11 AM
Probably for good reason, I imagine that was nipped in the bud after you started showering with them

I have also eaten a steak before but according to you I didn't mention it so I am a godamn vegan now again keep your vulgar sick fantasies to yourself fucking weirdo
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 21, 2024, 08:12:50 AM
haha x2

We both know my legs are bigger than yours so what are you haha about?
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: joswift on January 21, 2024, 08:14:45 AM
We both know my legs are bigger than yours so what are you haha about?
Brian you look like a fucking flamingo

You are trying to tell people those thighs are 25 inches
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: chaos on January 21, 2024, 08:14:52 AM
What lie about my bicep? I do not have an injured bicep. My biceps strict curled 167lbs
joswift pulled 3 or 4 quotes where you talked about your bicep injury and surgery. You might want to rethink this statement.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: chaos on January 21, 2024, 08:16:14 AM
Both legs have teardrops and separation something you have never had and never will have
Teardrops and separation? That's bone and tendons right there! ;D
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: joswift on January 21, 2024, 08:35:57 AM
joswift pulled 3 or 4 quotes where you talked about your bicep injury and surgery. You might want to rethink this statement.
To Brian it never happened now

People like Brian can pass lie detectors, they are convinced that whatever they say now is the truth regardless of past inconsistencies.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: 38 returns on January 21, 2024, 08:48:28 AM
Because it is none of your business I just finished playing a dozen xbox wrestling games with my son if you must know the other kid is asleep and I don't know what the wife is doing but she cooked us breakfast earlier. Really weird you are so worried about my family when you have no involvment with yours deadbeat grandpa


Did you tap out against your son too?
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: The Scott on January 21, 2024, 08:58:19 AM
Teardrops and separation? That's bone and tendons right there! ;D

 ;D

In bhanky's world separation means you tore the tendons off the bone.   ;D
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 21, 2024, 09:10:17 AM
joswift pulled 3 or 4 quotes where you talked about your bicep injury and surgery. You might want to rethink this statement.

The outside tendon on the left side at the shoulder but not the actual bicep and you guys keep claiming I have an issue with the right bicep which I have never had an issue with ever. Both biceps are fully functional and strong there is no strength or size difference between the 2.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 21, 2024, 09:11:06 AM
Brian you look like a fucking flamingo

You are trying to tell people those thighs are 25 inches

Well they are over 25 so there is that
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 21, 2024, 09:14:22 AM
You said that 2 years ago, yet here we are with you being unable to place in any show

Factually incorrect as always. Also 2 years of strength gains I have improved. More importantly I am not bulking I am staying lean and close to the weight limit. That way I can be healthy strong and hydrated and vascular at my best vs depleted from an excessive weight cut. 2 years ago I was 225 cutting to 198 which damn near killed me. 216lbs am cutting to 209lbs pm is a lot better place to be in.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Dave D on January 21, 2024, 09:19:15 AM
They paid me 8hr I made more money as a busser and worked more hour in the library but it was fun. I was the overnight guy and I would have my buddies bring girls in overnight to party they thought it was really cool. They gave me a playlist and I just pulled the CDS and did about 2 minutes on the mic an hour.  One night they brought in all the Jesus statues from a nativity scene. We put them up in the studio thinking it was funny. Apparently my boss was some kind of devout Christian it turned out and that was the end of that lol I also donated plasma for 40 bucks once every other week

Sure.

Why were you hired, what experience did you bring? Willing to work midnights? What was the music on the station?
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 21, 2024, 09:24:56 AM
Sure.

Why were you hired, what experience did you bring? Willing to work midnights? What was the music on the station?

I remember I had a 4 hour shift to start then I got the overnight shift 2 days a week. I feel like some guy I worked at the restaurant with was telling me about it like he also worked there so I went and applied? I was working as a busser already when I got the job. I imagine being willing to work the overnight shift on a weekend had something to do with it.

I also used to buy and sell things
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: 38 returns on January 21, 2024, 09:32:21 AM
I remember I had a 4 hour shift to start then I got the overnight shift 2 days a week. I feel like some guy I worked at the restaurant with was telling me about it like he also worked there so I went and applied? I was working as a busser already when I got the job. I imagine being willing to work the overnight shift on a weekend had something to do with it.

I also used to buy and sell things



He's looking to move of this lie don't let him


Which radio station. Brian?
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: BB on January 21, 2024, 09:35:18 AM
I worked as an overnight Dj for a year I have different voices.

:o, I knew I recognized the hand movements! -

(https://i.imgflip.com/6mxoy1.gif).

Funkmaster Fullbelly reliving his time scratching on the wheels of steel? 
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: 38 returns on January 21, 2024, 09:43:12 AM
MC Hammer women
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Walter Sobchak on January 21, 2024, 09:46:22 AM
(https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=690412.0;attach=1486633;image) (https://i.pinimg.com/originals/f2/26/94/f226946587396b8364d317c29801b8ed.jpg)

So does this marathoner....very difficult to see the difference

The legs of an Olympic sprinter.

Could ragdoll a prime Mike Tyson.

Kicked Mexican cartel killers in the head.

Still hasn’t hopped up off the couch and squatted 405 for full depth reps liked he bragged about 2 years ago.

216 lbs of pure bullshit.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: dj181 on January 21, 2024, 10:07:16 AM
you have 20lb to lose before you are stage ready, FACT

Come on man I'm not a fan of stankins but get real he is 5 pounds away from stage ready

Thing is his structure sucks ass wide hippo hips narrow shoulders and a wide waist
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Taffin on January 21, 2024, 10:13:08 AM
Not upset at all in the best shape of my life. I do not believe any of you can compare

So you think you look better than this now...?

Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: joswift on January 21, 2024, 10:23:02 AM
The outside tendon on the left side at the shoulder but not the actual bicep and you guys keep claiming I have an issue with the right bicep which I have never had an issue with ever. Both biceps are fully functional and strong there is no strength or size difference between the 2.

then why do you only ever show your left?
Brian, you have given the measurements hundreds of time and have never saaid your arms are balanced, now all of a sudden......
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Krankenstein on January 21, 2024, 10:48:27 AM
Not upset at all in the best shape of my life. I do not believe any of you can compare

People at one time believed in Santa Clause....sooooooo there's that.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Krankenstein on January 21, 2024, 10:49:46 AM
Hankins was a DJ in college? So he was at the radio station for a period of time before they actually let him host. I’m interested in these stories, particularly the pay - because if it was the college radio station they did not pay him and if it was a local station he would have had to have a demo real.

Hankins you  also did voices? With your wit and timing I’m sure you had  some creative characters.

Post a video of you doing the voices.

This guy was a DJ, lol

Yeah, he had this one character called "Frenchie".....the soggy, torn up, beat up piece of FRENCH TOAST.  The voice was hilarious.   Such comedic timing.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: chaos on January 21, 2024, 10:51:54 AM
Well they are over 25 so there is that
LMAO!!! You have an anorexic womans thigh gap standing straight up. ;D ;D
25 inches....hahaa!!!
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: BB on January 21, 2024, 10:52:12 AM

I also used to buy and sell things

(https://i.postimg.cc/W3KRdj2D/Screenshot-36.png).

"Then, as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place,
Where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street,
I saw my penis lying on a blanket
Next to a broken toaster oven.

BHanky was selling it.
I had to buy it off him.
He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen".
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: webstar on January 21, 2024, 10:52:19 AM
Because it is none of your business I just finished playing a dozen xbox wrestling games with my son if you must know the other kid is asleep and I don't know what the wife is doing but she cooked us breakfast earlier. Really weird you are so worried about my family when you have no involvment with yours deadbeat grandpa

Brian, nice man.

It’s nice to see you spending time with Spencer.

What Xbox games did you play? Any recommendations?
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Krankenstein on January 21, 2024, 10:55:54 AM
7lbs if I wanted to do the Spring show in April in the classic division. If I wait until the end of the summer I would probably go the full 225lbs at heavyweight.

Here's some thing to make sure you have in order before committing to that:

1) PTO scheduled properly
2) Right amount of flat bread pizza
3) Yeti cooler of peach cobbler so you don't piss and moan about lack of food backstage
4) Emergency services on speed dial in case of the ever consistent organ failure
5) Notifying the ER ahead of time of all the drugs / peptides / SARMS / SERMS / Etc you're on in case of another cartoon dog attack
6) Proper posing trunks
7) "Cleaning lady" notified in time to help with whatever pharmaceuticals you may want she feels you need
8 ) Paying for more space on your cloud service for all of the "high definition update pics"
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: joswift on January 21, 2024, 11:04:03 AM
Come on man I'm not a fan of stankins but get real he is 5 pounds away from stage ready

Thing is his structure sucks ass wide hippo hips narrow shoulders and a wide waist

No he isnt, if he doesnt eat all day and has a shit tomorrow he will be 5lbs down

Get back in your lane, I have been doing this for 35 years.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Krankenstein on January 21, 2024, 11:06:04 AM
Why am I supposed to have mentioned everything I have done in the last 46 years? Like If I don't mention I have tried cotton candy then it has never happened? Fucking moron you guys ask questions I answer then you get mad and claim I am lying don't ask me a million stupid questions then

I worked as a soccer ref for little kids as a teenager have I mentioned that before is it a lie because I am just now mentioning it? I was a camp counselor at boy scout camp and worked in the nature lodge and high ropes course and taught merit badges have I mentioned that before? Moron

No you don't.  Stop making it black and white.

I asked who prescribed you the HGH you're on seeing as your surgeon for the hernia denied that request. 
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Soul Crusher on January 21, 2024, 11:06:20 AM
:o, I knew I recognized the hand movements! -

(https://i.imgflip.com/6mxoy1.gif).

Funkmaster Fullbelly reliving his time scratching on the wheels of steel?


lol !   😂
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: 38 returns on January 21, 2024, 11:09:05 AM
Also Brian

while you are askin gquestions

Name of the radio station

Name of the team you trained with for your MMA 'career'?

You are obviously avoiding these questions because a) the job is a lie and b) you arrogantly entered thinking previous wrassling would get you through along with a load of gear. it failed.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Krankenstein on January 21, 2024, 11:09:41 AM
The outside tendon on the left side at the shoulder but not the actual bicep and you guys keep claiming I have an issue with the right bicep which I have never had an issue with ever. Both biceps are fully functional and strong there is no strength or size difference between the 2.

You do realize the SLAP tear involves the labrum AND the bicep tendon.   Oh, wait you would know that because your such an astute reader of medical journals.

You INJURED your left bicep squatting.....use semhankins all you want....a strain (be it grade 1, 2, 3, 4) is an injury.  Black and white
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Krankenstein on January 21, 2024, 11:11:58 AM
Factually incorrect as always. Also 2 years of strength gains I have improved. More importantly I am not bulking I am staying lean and close to the weight limit. That way I can be healthy strong and hydrated and vascular at my best vs depleted from an excessive weight cut. 2 years ago I was 225 cutting to 198 which damn near killed me. 216lbs am cutting to 209lbs pm is a lot better place to be in.

BECAUSE OF THE CHEMICALS YOU TOOK TO DO SO.

Crohns doesn't cause that.   Otherwise ALL Crohns patients would be over 200lbs.  You have NEVER produced ANY evidence (blood tests, CT scans, etc) that prove anything was 'failing' other than your brain and its ability to follow through with something.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: 38 returns on January 21, 2024, 11:15:36 AM
all that was wrong with Brian was he was sick from taking speed and diuretics together like a moron

copletely see finduced because we took the piss out of his legs not being in shape
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: joswift on January 21, 2024, 11:45:50 AM
BECAUSE OF THE CHEMICALS YOU TOOK TO DO SO.

Crohns doesn't cause that.   Otherwise ALL Crohns patients would be over 200lbs.  You have NEVER produced ANY evidence (blood tests, CT scans, etc) that prove anything was 'failing' other than your brain and its ability to follow through with something.

Brian doesnt have Crohns, he couldnt eat the shit he does if he did.

I know pople with crohns, their diet has to be very controilled and restricted, one guy I know can only eat white food, he lives on chicken and rice.
Hes also on multiple meds

Anything else and hes in agony shitting himself

All his "ailments" are excuses, he needs them for when he fails, which is always, the more ailments he racks up the more excuses he has at his disposal
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: webstar on January 21, 2024, 11:50:00 AM
Brian, what 12 games were you playing?

You have said your son is In therapy because he can’t hold a pen.

And you expect ppl to belive he can work n Xbox control

Why not just admit you are lying and your visitation rights are next to zero now a days.

If I’m not mistaken, one stipulation of your increased time was you have to be gainfully employed.

I’ll have to dig up the court docs
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: joswift on January 21, 2024, 11:53:59 AM
Brian, what 12 games were you playing?

You have said your son is In therapy because he can’t hold a pen.

And you expect ppl to belive he can work n Xbox control

Why not just admit you are lying and your visitation rights are next to zero now a days.

If I’m not mistaken, one stipulation of your increased time was you have to be gainfully employed.

I’ll have to dig up the court docs

my grandson (wifes side) could work an iPad at 2, hes 10 now and takes an iPad everywhere with him, he seldom makes eye contact and hes totally retarded.
I think they made him like that.
Hes going to end up in the loft swinging on a fucking tyre and getting fed with a catapult
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: wes on January 21, 2024, 11:55:00 AM
:o, I knew I recognized the hand movements! -

(https://i.imgflip.com/6mxoy1.gif).

Funkmaster Fullbelly reliving his time scratching on the wheels of steel? 
Fucking hilarious!!   ;D
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: chaos on January 21, 2024, 11:57:26 AM
Brian doesnt have Crohns, he couldnt eat the shit he does if he did.

This. I only know one fella with Crohns, if he eats the wrong food, he's fucked, also on meds to help ease the symptoms. Bhank doesn't have Crohns, he has a shitty diet of shitty, greasy foods.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: joswift on January 21, 2024, 12:05:36 PM
(https://i.imgflip.com/6mxoy1.gif)

Imagine getting backstage to warm up and you look across at your fellow competitors and see Brian in that vest.

He looks like a fucking window cleaner
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Krankenstein on January 21, 2024, 12:06:22 PM
Brian doesnt have Crohns, he couldnt eat the shit he does if he did.

I know pople with crohns, their diet has to be very controilled and restricted, one guy I know can only eat white food, he lives on chicken and rice.
Hes also on multiple meds

Anything else and hes in agony shitting himself

All his "ailments" are excuses, he needs them for when he fails, which is always, the more ailments he racks up the more excuses he has at his disposal

This. I only know one fella with Crohns, if he eats the wrong food, he's fucked, also on meds to help ease the symptoms. Bhank doesn't have Crohns, he has a shitty diet of shitty, greasy foods.

Spoken like two true haters.

He is an elite athlete that has overcome 11,000+ fights, debilitating knee surgeries, countless hours on a toilet shitting blood, and oppression from every judge/official/referee/ex he has come in contact with.  A normal human would not have 1/10th the humility Brian does.

Check yourself next time.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: hench on January 21, 2024, 12:07:01 PM
Or he does have crohns and doesn'tknow how to eat correctly hence why he's always having stomach issues....
This. I only know one fella with Crohns, if he eats the wrong food, he's fucked, also on meds to help ease the symptoms. Bhank doesn't have Crohns, he has a shitty diet of shitty, greasy foods.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: joswift on January 21, 2024, 12:10:23 PM
Or he does have crohns and doesn'tknow how to eat correctly hence why he's always having stomach issues....
If he had Crohns and ate like he does he would be having his bowel removed within the year
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: The Scott on January 21, 2024, 12:14:30 PM
(https://i.imgflip.com/6mxoy1.gif)

Imagine getting backstage to warm up and you look across at your fellow competitors and see Brian in that vest.

He looks like a fucking window cleaner

Yup.  He looks retarded. 
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Soul Crusher on January 21, 2024, 12:14:41 PM
This. I only know one fella with Crohns, if he eats the wrong food, he's fucked, also on meds to help ease the symptoms. Bhank doesn't have Crohns, he has a shitty diet of shitty, greasy foods.

He eats like Jaba the Hut.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: joswift on January 21, 2024, 12:15:48 PM
He eats like Jaba the Hut.

Cookie Monster
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Bevo on January 21, 2024, 12:16:50 PM
Its what he does
He bought a race car and entered immediatly without any background or experience
He entered MMA without ever having any practice at all
He entered bodybuilding without dieting or training properly
He entered strict curl with zero training

He has so much deluded self belief he thinks he doesnt need to train, he thinks hes just naturally gifted and can do anything

hes the embodiment of "Fail to prepare, prepare to fail"

Perfectly summed up

His dead father most likely raised him that way too, now he’s passing that shit down to his son
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: joswift on January 21, 2024, 12:19:21 PM
Perfectly summed up

His dead father most likely raised him that way too, now he’s passing that shit down to his son

Its what happens when parents tell their kids they can be anything they want to be in life without reminding them of the hard work it takes to achieve it
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: wes on January 21, 2024, 12:21:54 PM
I`ve had a  serious case of Colitis years ago, and then years later I had Gall Bladder issues......trust me if he had Chrons he wouldn`t be able to eat that shit diet he eats or even have a cup of coffee without serious repercussions after a short while, if not immediately.

He`d be wearing a Colostomy bag in no time flat.

I wouldn`t  wish serious digestive issues on my worst enemy as they can be fucking agonizing to no end.


Excuses Of Peace
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Soul Crusher on January 21, 2024, 12:27:46 PM
Bhanks - does Em know you are still posing in your underwear on GB daily for other men ?
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: 38 returns on January 21, 2024, 12:35:09 PM
If you want to know the reality of hanks life forget the fantasy stuff on here. look at his wedding photos.
His poor wife made an effort he is dressed like he fell into a jumble sale naked in the dark and grabbed whatever he could.

Nobody was at the wedding.

His mum is still alive but wouldn't go and see him marry.
His family no longer speak to him
SCN nowhere to be seen
'His buddies'- don't exist
Ex army pals- again nowhere

He is that fucked up literally nobody wants to be with him. Ever. Even his wife is hours down the road whenever she can. He will die a lonely death without enough people to carry his casket and nobody wil mourn a single day.

That's your legacy Brian. Complete anonymity after death. That's why you cry for attention now. If you were barred from here you would scour any board that would have you. And get banned. The medical record lies, the army lies, the martial arts lies, the hormone lies. the carrier lies.

Its all lies Brian.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Dave D on January 21, 2024, 12:35:37 PM
I remember I had a 4 hour shift to start then I got the overnight shift 2 days a week. I feel like some guy I worked at the restaurant with was telling me about it like he also worked there so I went and applied? I was working as a busser already when I got the job. I imagine being willing to work the overnight shift on a weekend had something to do with it.

I also used to buy and sell things

LOL seems plausible. You can’t really recall how you got the job, but it was overnight and you only spoke 2 minutes on average but you also did voices….


You’ve showed us all your talents: lifts, driving, cooking, kite surfing, your house, marriage, garage, gym, Spaulding, your son, you fight, your mortgage, cars, weigh yourself, made a youtube channel making fun of members, went to Home Depot…… but you’ve never showed your “voices”.

I would love to hear some of your characters that got you the job!
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Skeletor on January 21, 2024, 12:43:07 PM
Bhanks - does Em know you are still posing in your underwear on GB daily for other men ?

"I wore it better, you guys just want to argue."

(https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=687144.0;attach=1458023)
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: robcguns on January 21, 2024, 12:51:03 PM
i=E3fWEE2mFxkD1P6G

“Whoever posted Hankins doesn’t walk the walk is retarded”. -Josh
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Lartinos on January 21, 2024, 12:53:32 PM
Bhank has a sort of reverse Michael Jackson thing going on with his voice.
Mike was trying to hide his deep voice while Bhank is doing the opposite.

In his mind though he has a nice head of hair and a deep voice.

Also this though:

Signs of Munchausen's syndrome
making frequent visits to hospitals in different areas.
claiming to have a history of complex and serious medical conditions.
having symptoms that do not match with test results.
having symptoms that get worse for no clear reason.
having very good medical knowledge.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: illuminati on January 21, 2024, 01:16:15 PM
Bhank has a sort of reverse Michael Jackson thing going on with his voice.
Mike was trying to hide his deep voice while Bhank is doing the opposite.

In his mind though he has a nice head of hair and a deep voice.

Also this though:

Signs of Munchausen's syndrome
making frequent visits to hospitals in different areas.
claiming to have a history of complex and serious medical conditions.
having symptoms that do not match with test results.
having symptoms that get worse for no clear reason.
having very good medical knowledge.


He is a complete & utter Khvnt of a Man. Simple as that. 👊🏻
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: The Scott on January 21, 2024, 01:19:43 PM

He is a complete & utter Khvnt of a Man. Simple as that. 👊🏻

AMEN, brother!!
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: wes on January 21, 2024, 02:08:37 PM
i=E3fWEE2mFxkD1P6G

“Whoever posted Hankins doesn’t walk the walk is retarded”. -Josh
I`M BEEFCAKE DAMMITT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111   ;D

Thanks for the props Josh !!  ;)
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: illuminati on January 21, 2024, 02:13:43 PM
AMEN, brother!!

👊🏻  👍🏻
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: BEEFCAKE on January 21, 2024, 02:28:10 PM
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“Whoever posted Hankins doesn’t walk the walk is retarded”. -Josh

i guarantee that when josh gets off that plane hes going to to do a full sprint to the taxi cab
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Never1AShow on January 21, 2024, 02:30:50 PM
(https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=690412.0;attach=1486633;image)

Bantamweight Of Peace   :D

Dude you look like hammered shit......you lost way too much weight.

Most ape-like proportions pic posted yet.  Thank you Hanky.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: robcguns on January 21, 2024, 02:31:07 PM
i guarantee that when josh gets off that plane hes going to to do a full sprint to the taxi cab

Josh definitely ain’t running from anybody.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Never1AShow on January 21, 2024, 02:33:00 PM
(https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=690412.0;attach=1486633;image) (https://i.pinimg.com/originals/f2/26/94/f226946587396b8364d317c29801b8ed.jpg)

So does this marathoner....very difficult to see the difference

Those legs cannot squat 225x10
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: beakdoctor on January 21, 2024, 02:33:50 PM
i=E3fWEE2mFxkD1P6G

“Whoever posted Hankins doesn’t walk the walk is retarded”. -Josh

The problem is.....

I don't think Bhank ever put himself out there.

Pretty sure He came on here with the screen name of Bhank talking about storming Dojo's, mma greatness,  bodybuilding excellence, and don't forget claiming natural status.

I don't remember which getbigger it was but after Brian talked a boatload of shit a getbigger outed him from what I remember.  Posted his last place finishes, his perfect mma record (all losses) criminal record etc..etc...

His full name is known nowbut he did not come here as an open book.

I generally respect anyone who's been in a boxing ring, regardless if they've won or lost, that respect is generally extended to those who've wrestled and those who've competed.

My issue with Brian isn't his name,  his strength or his physique.... it's his habitual lying but moreso his total inability toshow respect to anyone who's done the same things as himself: Clegg,  regardless how it played out, Clegg won. Joswift and Wes much better bodybuilders + more accomplished, same with that little hawaiin dude who won his IFBB pro card and Brian's absolute refusal to give any respect in return.

It's easy to be a guy who's been arrested dozens of times or has nothing to lose or who's retirement is already secure, or income is secure, and post up your real name.

Yeah, I'm going to get into an online pissing match with a total stranger who's also a total psycho and post up my real name...sure...so they can call any of my employers, so they can harass my wife (ex) or girlfriend? Hahaha. No fucking way.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Never1AShow on January 21, 2024, 02:34:27 PM
Hankins was a DJ in college? So he was at the radio station for a period of time before they actually let him host. I’m interested in these stories, particularly the pay - because if it was the college radio station they did not pay him and if it was a local station he would have had to have a demo real.

Hankins you  also did voices? With your wit and timing I’m sure you had  some creative characters.

Post a video of you doing the voices.

This guy was a DJ, lol

OMG!  The Lost Hanky Tapes.  Would be gold.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Never1AShow on January 21, 2024, 02:47:48 PM
To Brian it never happened now

People like Brian can pass lie detectors, they are convinced that whatever they say now is the truth regardless of past inconsistencies.

Pls refer to The Hanky Discount thread for The Theory of Hanky Time Relativity

Here it is:

The Theory of Hanky Time Relativity: 

Anything positive done by Hanky ever (amount lifted, time breath held, fights/matches "won," condition or weight achieved, etc.) counts forever for him as his ability right now.  Anything positive achieved by another must be achievable by them right now or it doesn't count.

Any negative failure attributable to Hanky (Rocked by Clegg, quit on stool, DNF quit at show, Curl record denied, etc.) happened only on that one day, hour, minute, or second and has no relation to what he could do the next second, can do now, or will do in whatever arbitrary future period he chooses.  All failures of others are eternally attributable to them now.
This is applied over and above any excuses, Semhanktics or explanations he gives for his failures.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Never1AShow on January 21, 2024, 02:58:33 PM
This. I only know one fella with Crohns, if he eats the wrong food, he's fucked, also on meds to help ease the symptoms. Bhank doesn't have Crohns, he has a shitty diet of shitty, greasy foods.

Same, they are miserable from it and wouldn't eat or do the stuff Hanky does.  Just.no.way.

His "Crohnes" is some catchall diagnosis for him repeatedly presenting with stomach problems. 
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Raymondo on January 21, 2024, 03:06:44 PM
Maybe I am hiding the fat in my legs nope not there either. This is 2016lbs I would be in great competitive shape at the new classic limit of 209lbs for my height
(https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=690412.0;attach=1486633;image)

I think I understand now why you never take any significant time off from juicing. I mean these legs would just disappear.

Tied mismatched physique showing a steady progressive decline over the last three years.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: webstar on January 21, 2024, 03:37:29 PM
I think I understand now why you never take any significant time off from juicing. I mean these legs would just disappear.

Tied mismatched physique showing a steady progressive decline over the last three years.

I really can’t believe that’s a real picture.

If you showed that to any normal person and told them this person abuses Steriods they would think you were joking or his gear is bunk
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: wes on January 21, 2024, 03:40:54 PM
Josh definitely ain’t running from anybody.
No.............not hardly.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 21, 2024, 03:47:33 PM
then why do you only ever show your left?
Brian, you have given the measurements hundreds of time and have never saaid your arms are balanced, now all of a sudden......

It's a half inch size difference and it is due to the tricep having a different attachment point not the bicep the right bicep is fine. It also shows the pec tear a bit when I put the arm up but the bicep is fine
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 21, 2024, 03:52:07 PM
The problem is.....

I don't think Bhank ever put himself out there.

Pretty sure He came on here with the screen name of Bhank talking about storming Dojo's, mma greatness,  bodybuilding excellence, and don't forget claiming natural status.

I don't remember which getbigger it was but after Brian talked a boatload of shit a getbigger outed him from what I remember.  Posted his last place finishes, his perfect mma record (all losses) criminal record etc..etc...

His full name is known nowbut he did not come here as an open book.

I generally respect anyone who's been in a boxing ring, regardless if they've won or lost, that respect is generally extended to those who've wrestled and those who've competed.

My issue with Brian isn't his name,  his strength or his physique.... it's his habitual lying but moreso his total inability toshow respect to anyone who's done the same things as himself: Clegg,  regardless how it played out, Clegg won. Joswift and Wes much better bodybuilders + more accomplished, same with that little hawaiin dude who won his IFBB pro card and Brian's absolute refusal to give any respect in return.

It's easy to be a guy who's been arrested dozens of times or has nothing to lose or who's retirement is already secure, or income is secure, and post up your real name.

Yeah, I'm going to get into an online pissing match with a total stranger who's also a total psycho and post up my real name...sure...so they can call any of my employers, so they can harass my wife (ex) or girlfriend? Hahaha. No fucking way.

I have never claimed natural status in my life I told you idiots from day 1 I was on HRT and you have been mad about it ever since
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: dj181 on January 21, 2024, 03:53:00 PM
Its what happens when parents tell their kids they can be anything they want to be in life without reminding them of the hard work it takes to achieve it

not really

you ever heard of nepotism?
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: chaos on January 21, 2024, 03:56:15 PM
I have never claimed natural status in my life I told you idiots from day 1 I was on HRT and you have been mad about it ever since
Good to see you ackowledge that you use steroids.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: webstar on January 21, 2024, 03:59:31 PM
I have never claimed natural status in my life I told you idiots from day 1 I was on HRT and you have been mad about it ever since

Agreed,

500 mg a week HRT.

Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 21, 2024, 04:07:35 PM
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“Whoever posted Hankins doesn’t walk the walk is retarded”. -Josh

Joswift and Wes look like shit neither has ever had any size. Chaos can't even bench 275lbs. SC and Krank are in good cardio shape because they are 30lbs lighter than me doing CrossFit workouts. Everyone's cardio increases exponentially every 10lbs. Honestly at this point I just feel like Darth Vader trying to constantly heal myself. If I have to use the power of the dark side so be it. The big change will come this summer when I get a REP Ares 5000 Squat rack it is a functional trainer, lat pull down, row and squat rack that is the big plan for the new house and more food. Just cruising until then.

I do appreciate Josh pointing out that while I may not whoop Tyson I was doing good against Clegg. I may not win a show but I am in shape. I may not be 250lbs but I am 215/220lbs. I may not be a genius but I have a college degree. I may not be a billionaire but I do own my home. My life may not be perfect but I do have a lot to be thankful for. I like my family. I like my life. Of course somethings could be better but it could be a lot worse. Getting sick at a show a year ago or losing a mma match by DQ 13 years ago doesn't define who I am today. Kind of like having an ex wife doesn't define who I am today. Maybe some of you don't like your life today. Don't let it define your life tomorrow.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 21, 2024, 04:08:38 PM
Those legs cannot squat 225x10

Let's put a wager we can meet up at the Olympia Vegas hotel gym I will bring as much cash as you want to bet
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Lartinos on January 21, 2024, 04:10:22 PM
As time goes on the midget look comes more and more into focus.

While his body shrinks his head gets slightly more bloated so he can keep a similar weight.

Quite peculiar for a married man to want to post pictures in his underwear on the internet.

Might backfire on him later..

Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 21, 2024, 04:10:35 PM
Same, they are miserable from it and wouldn't eat or do the stuff Hanky does.  Just.no.way.

His "Crohnes" is some catchall diagnosis for him repeatedly presenting with stomach problems.

I am passing blood again the last 2 weeks and I have cankor sores those are typical signs something is wrong flaring up that and the constant painful heartburn does that make you happy go fuck yourself
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Dave D on January 21, 2024, 04:12:46 PM
Let's put a wager we can meet up at the Olympia Vegas hotel gym I will bring as much cash as you want to bet

You want 9 months to prepare for squatting 225 x 10? If that’s the case make it 365 x 10

I want to hear your character voices.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: wes on January 21, 2024, 04:13:33 PM
Joswift and Wes look like shit neither has ever had any size.
Not compared to a "MONSTER" like you  bro!   :D

Hater !!!!!!!!!!1111111  LOL  ;D
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Soul Crusher on January 21, 2024, 04:14:58 PM
I am passing blood again the last 2 weeks and I have cankor sores those are typical signs something is wrong flaring up that and the constant painful heartburn does that make you happy go fuck yourself

Never1ashow - add canker sores to the list.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: joswift on January 21, 2024, 04:15:38 PM
not really

you ever heard of nepotism?
No, my dad got me a job where he works.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Krankenstein on January 21, 2024, 04:15:44 PM
Joswift and Wes look like shit neither has ever had any size. Chaos can't even bench 275lbs. SC and Krank are in good cardio shape because they are 30lbs lighter than me doing CrossFit workouts. Everyone's cardio increases exponentially every 10lbs. Honestly at this point I just feel like Darth Vader trying to constantly heal myself. If I have to use the power of the dark side so be it. The big change will come this summer when I get a REP Ares 5000 Squat rack it is a functional trainer, lat pull down, row and squat rack that is the big plan for the new house and more food. Just cruising until then.

I do appreciate Josh pointing out that while I may not whoop Tyson I was doing good against Clegg. I may not win a show but I am in shape. I may not be 250lbs but I am 215/220lbs. I may not be a genius but I have a college degree. I may not be a billionaire but I do own my home. My life may not be perfect but I do have a lot to be thankful for. I like my family. I like my life. Of course somethings could be better but it could be a lot worse. Getting sick at a show a year ago or losing a mma match by DQ 13 years ago doesn't define who I am today. Kind of like having an ex wife doesn't define who I am today. Maybe some of you don't like your life today. Don't let it define your life tomorrow.

When have I ever weighed myself for you to make that assumption.   

You like to pick and choose Wilkes formula....but if I AM 30lbs lighter than you....then you are weaker than me in A LOT of lifts
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: joswift on January 21, 2024, 04:16:51 PM
It's a half inch size difference and it is due to the tricep having a different attachment point not the bicep the right bicep is fine. It also shows the pec tear a bit when I put the arm up but the bicep is fine

so your arms are not the same size but its the triceps fault?

Brian, you have no triceps on either arm.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Krankenstein on January 21, 2024, 04:17:46 PM
I am passing blood again the last 2 weeks and I have cankor sores those are typical signs something is wrong flaring up that and the constant painful heartburn does that make you happy go fuck yourself

Canker....look it up

Canker sores don't mean you have Crohns shit for brains
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: wes on January 21, 2024, 04:18:30 PM
Never1ashow - add canker sores to the list.
;D
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: joswift on January 21, 2024, 04:19:36 PM
Joswift and Wes look like shit neither has ever had any size. Chaos can't even bench 275lbs. SC and Krank are in good cardio shape because they are 30lbs lighter than me doing CrossFit workouts. Everyone's cardio increases exponentially every 10lbs. Honestly at this point I just feel like Darth Vader trying to constantly heal myself. If I have to use the power of the dark side so be it. The big change will come this summer when I get a REP Ares 5000 Squat rack it is a functional trainer, lat pull down, row and squat rack that is the big plan for the new house and more food. Just cruising until then.

I do appreciate Josh pointing out that while I may not whoop Tyson I was doing good against Clegg. I may not win a show but I am in shape. I may not be 250lbs but I am 215/220lbs. I may not be a genius but I have a college degree. I may not be a billionaire but I do own my home. My life may not be perfect but I do have a lot to be thankful for. I like my family. I like my life. Of course somethings could be better but it could be a lot worse. Getting sick at a show a year ago or losing a mma match by DQ 13 years ago doesn't define who I am today. Kind of like having an ex wife doesn't define who I am today. Maybe some of you don't like your life today. Don't let it define your life tomorrow.

Records show you have a $350k mortgage on it.

It wasnt a DQ. you quit, post up the fight stats saying DQ
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: joswift on January 21, 2024, 04:20:20 PM
Let's put a wager we can meet up at the Olympia Vegas hotel gym I will bring as much cash as you want to bet

Youre not going to Vegas

Stop telling lies.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: BB on January 21, 2024, 04:24:02 PM
Honestly at this point I just feel like Darth Vader trying to constantly heal myself. If I have to use the power of the dark side so be it.

Doesn't compute. Darth Vader was a scary dude with a deep voice that struck fear into the hearts of men.

I am passing blood again the last 2 weeks

Darth also never shit blood. I have it on good authority they dropped free, sunk deep to the bottom of the bowl, and required very little wiping afterward. Also, nary a scent.                               
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: joswift on January 21, 2024, 04:25:20 PM
Canker....look it up

Canker sores don't mean you have Crohns shit for brains
he forgot to Google it before he posted, rookie error
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: chaos on January 21, 2024, 04:32:34 PM
I am passing blood again the last 2 weeks and I have cankor sores those are typical signs something is wrong flaring up that and the constant painful heartburn does that make you happy go fuck yourself
Cankor sores on your butthole.
Worst tough guy ever.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Cook on January 21, 2024, 04:35:43 PM
Cankor sores on your butthole.
Worst tough guy ever.
yikes fuck Brian we might not need to know about that.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: joswift on January 21, 2024, 04:36:22 PM
Cankor sores on your butthole.
Worst tough guy ever.

Its like someone just flipped a light switch.
Quote
Doctors believe stress or injury to the rectum may cause rectal ulcers to form. Among the things that could injure the rectum are: Constipation or hardened stool in the rectum that's difficult to pass (impacted stool) Straining during bowel movements.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: IroNat on January 21, 2024, 04:51:20 PM
Joswift and Wes look like shit neither has ever had any size. Chaos can't even bench 275lbs. SC and Krank are in good cardio shape because they are 30lbs lighter than me doing CrossFit workouts. Everyone's cardio increases exponentially every 10lbs. Honestly at this point I just feel like Darth Vader trying to constantly heal myself. If I have to use the power of the dark side so be it. The big change will come this summer when I get a REP Ares 5000 Squat rack it is a functional trainer, lat pull down, row and squat rack that is the big plan for the new house and more food. Just cruising until then.

I do appreciate Josh pointing out that while I may not whoop Tyson I was doing good against Clegg. I may not win a show but I am in shape. I may not be 250lbs but I am 215/220lbs. I may not be a genius but I have a college degree. I may not be a billionaire but I do own my home. My life may not be perfect but I do have a lot to be thankful for. I like my family. I like my life. Of course somethings could be better but it could be a lot worse. Getting sick at a show a year ago or losing a mma match by DQ 13 years ago doesn't define who I am today. Kind of like having an ex wife doesn't define who I am today. Maybe some of you don't like your life today. Don't let it define your life tomorrow.

Are you on coke?
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Never1AShow on January 21, 2024, 05:00:23 PM
Never1ashow - add canker sores to the list.
82!


1. "sheared from the bone Tricep"
2. Restless Leg syndrome
3. Shaky hands from childhood
4. Bone on Bone knees and surgeries (Titanium/adamantium rods)
5. Torn right pec ("missing half a pec")
6. Surgical re-attachment of right tricep
7. 3 Shoulder surgeries, one on the right side the other 2 were on the left side.
8. Cut bicep tendon from a shoulder surgery
9. Barrett’s esophagus
10. Gastroesophageal reflux disease (GERD)
11. Crohnes disease
12. Bile reflux
13. Hiatal hernia
14. Umbilical hernia
15. Polyps and cyst (pre-cancerous)
16. Bleeding ulcer
17. Bloody shits, nausea and indigestion and vomiting
18. shin splints in the forearms
19. magnesium and other mineral deficiencies
20. Stingray puncture of left or right foot (he can't remember, see dementia below and "225x15" and 7=10-11)
21. Anemia
22. Anxiety
23. Depression
24. Arthritis
25. Something with the neck from demolition derby (whiplash)
26. ACUTE Organ failure hacking up bile
27. Dementia/Alzheimers (possibly vaping induced)
28. Anorexia
29. "precancerous polyps and cyst throughout digestive system"
30. 2 Herniated bulging disc one lower back and one in the neck possibly causing nerve damage and atrophy on the right arm
31. Astigmatism
32. Broken toe from hopping out of bed
33. Possibly Infected veinless cutless bicep
34. Thrombosed Hemorrhoid
35. Missing esophageal sphincter
36. Male pattern baldness
37.  Erectile dysfunction
38.  Hands and arms completely numb in sleep
39.  Bulimia
40.  Agoraphobia  (not Agorgophobia though)
41.  Lactose Intolerant
42.  Baker's cyst
43.  Cleggian shoulder dislocation
44.  Two-step "sliding knee"
45.  "temporary Injury in the quad" (as of 6/28/23)
46.  Throwing up in the morning (daily ritual before dbol breakfast)
47.  Insomnia due to left shoulder aches
48.  Legs still don't bend right
49.  Starvation requiring midnight cooking meals
50.  can’t hear out of left ear and there is a constant ringing
51.  minor tendon strain pull in the right arm
52.  Sore throat
53.  Debilitating sunburn
54.  110 resting heartrate after coffee
55.  Bench press shakes from Adrenalin or Sugar Imbalance
56.  Elevated liver enzymes and high Hematocrit
57.  Pituitary gland doesn’t seem to be making anything
58.  Tennis elbow/stress fracture
59.  Tweaked right bicep from setting denied World Record Strict Curling in wrong weight class
60.  Red area around the [hernia operation] wound with some yellow puss and a swollen lymph node
61.  Infected hernia side incisions
62.  2 cm meniscus tear
63.  Tennis elbow requiring cortisone injections every 6 months for 2 years
64.  Delts have been dislocated and they do not sit the same in the joint. One is always rolled forward and the other is always rolled backward.
65.  abs hurt when he coughs
66.   foreign objected surgically implanted into abdomen
67.  Acute abdomen pain forcing two day break in post-surgery comeback training
68.  Medically too lean
69. sick the last few mornings with acid reflux in ndigestuin and no appetite (sic)
70.  Dead arm
71.  Botched hernia operation
72.  Brittle nails due to vitamin deficiency
73.  Pain in abdomen from where he had a surgical implant
74.  Throwing up bile on Thanksgiving morning
75.  Dyslexia
76.  Liposuction scars
77.  Spends half the night passing gas
78.  Painful peptic ulcer (of peace)
79.  High blood pressure  200+/160+.
80.  Passes blood for a month prior to bodybuilding shows
81.  constant painful heartburn
82.  cankor sores (those are typical signs something is wrong)
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Never1AShow on January 21, 2024, 05:06:31 PM
You want 9 months to prepare for squatting 225 x 10? If that’s the case make it 365 x 10

I want to hear your character voices.

Seriously, 9 months?  225x10 is not some monumental feat.  I'm not spending 9 months waiting for something he should be able to do now if he was really fully healed from the cosmetic hernia surgery foolishness.  He's not, his Darth Vader post is basically saying he's convinced he's using GH to heal himself from it.

And this is all a distraction from The Disgusting Hanky Slop Pot of Chili (and shrimp peels and peace).  Disgusting!
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: webstar on January 21, 2024, 05:21:10 PM
I am passing blood again the last 2 weeks and I have cankor sores those are typical signs something is wrong flaring up that and the constant painful heartburn does that make you happy go fuck yourself

I’m sure the GH has nothing to do with it. Blasting a full bottle every few days definitely has no impact on passing blood
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: webstar on January 21, 2024, 05:22:10 PM
82!


1. "sheared from the bone Tricep"
2. Restless Leg syndrome
3. Shaky hands from childhood
4. Bone on Bone knees and surgeries (Titanium/adamantium rods)
5. Torn right pec ("missing half a pec")
6. Surgical re-attachment of right tricep
7. 3 Shoulder surgeries, one on the right side the other 2 were on the left side.
8. Cut bicep tendon from a shoulder surgery
9. Barrett’s esophagus
10. Gastroesophageal reflux disease (GERD)
11. Crohnes disease
12. Bile reflux
13. Hiatal hernia
14. Umbilical hernia
15. Polyps and cyst (pre-cancerous)
16. Bleeding ulcer
17. Bloody shits, nausea and indigestion and vomiting
18. shin splints in the forearms
19. magnesium and other mineral deficiencies
20. Stingray puncture of left or right foot (he can't remember, see dementia below and "225x15" and 7=10-11)
21. Anemia
22. Anxiety
23. Depression
24. Arthritis
25. Something with the neck from demolition derby (whiplash)
26. ACUTE Organ failure hacking up bile
27. Dementia/Alzheimers (possibly vaping induced)
28. Anorexia
29. "precancerous polyps and cyst throughout digestive system"
30. 2 Herniated bulging disc one lower back and one in the neck possibly causing nerve damage and atrophy on the right arm
31. Astigmatism
32. Broken toe from hopping out of bed
33. Possibly Infected veinless cutless bicep
34. Thrombosed Hemorrhoid
35. Missing esophageal sphincter
36. Male pattern baldness
37.  Erectile dysfunction
38.  Hands and arms completely numb in sleep
39.  Bulimia
40.  Agoraphobia  (not Agorgophobia though)
41.  Lactose Intolerant
42.  Baker's cyst
43.  Cleggian shoulder dislocation
44.  Two-step "sliding knee"
45.  "temporary Injury in the quad" (as of 6/28/23)
46.  Throwing up in the morning (daily ritual before dbol breakfast)
47.  Insomnia due to left shoulder aches
48.  Legs still don't bend right
49.  Starvation requiring midnight cooking meals
50.  can’t hear out of left ear and there is a constant ringing
51.  minor tendon strain pull in the right arm
52.  Sore throat
53.  Debilitating sunburn
54.  110 resting heartrate after coffee
55.  Bench press shakes from Adrenalin or Sugar Imbalance
56.  Elevated liver enzymes and high Hematocrit
57.  Pituitary gland doesn’t seem to be making anything
58.  Tennis elbow/stress fracture
59.  Tweaked right bicep from setting denied World Record Strict Curling in wrong weight class
60.  Red area around the [hernia operation] wound with some yellow puss and a swollen lymph node
61.  Infected hernia side incisions
62.  2 cm meniscus tear
63.  Tennis elbow requiring cortisone injections every 6 months for 2 years
64.  Delts have been dislocated and they do not sit the same in the joint. One is always rolled forward and the other is always rolled backward.
65.  abs hurt when he coughs
66.   foreign objected surgically implanted into abdomen
67.  Acute abdomen pain forcing two day break in post-surgery comeback training
68.  Medically too lean
69. sick the last few mornings with acid reflux in ndigestuin and no appetite (sic)
70.  Dead arm
71.  Botched hernia operation
72.  Brittle nails due to vitamin deficiency
73.  Pain in abdomen from where he had a surgical implant
74.  Throwing up bile on Thanksgiving morning
75.  Dyslexia
76.  Liposuction scars
77.  Spends half the night passing gas
78.  Painful peptic ulcer (of peace)
79.  High blood pressure  200+/160+.
80.  Passes blood for a month prior to bodybuilding shows
81.  constant painful heartburn
82.  cankor sores (those are typical signs something is wrong)

I think 100 by  end of March
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Grape Ape on January 21, 2024, 05:28:17 PM
Darth also never shit blood.                     

I wouldn't bet on that.

Vader was tormented by his suit and in constant discomfort, per the Emperor's design.

Wouldn't put it past the Emperor to have mixed in some horrible bowel movements to make it worse.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Krankenstein on January 21, 2024, 05:45:44 PM
82!


82.  cankor sores [sic] (those are typical signs something is wrong)

please correct
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Never1AShow on January 21, 2024, 06:15:40 PM
please correct

I deliberately left it that way with his misspelling same as I left the (now crossed out) "Crohnes" that he misspelled at some point.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: webstar on January 21, 2024, 06:24:47 PM
Seriously, 9 months?  225x10 is not some monumental feat.  I'm not spending 9 months waiting for something he should be able to do now if he was really fully healed from the cosmetic hernia surgery foolishness.  He's not, his Darth Vader post is basically saying he's convinced he's using GH to heal himself from it.

And this is all a distraction from The Disgusting Hanky Slop Pot of Chili (and shrimp peels and peace).  Disgusting!

Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: njflex on January 21, 2024, 06:27:17 PM
My brother-in-law had, and I’ll explain had in a second Crohn’s disease very badly and no he wasn’t no bodybuilder or weight lifter. Tried to take care of it best he could likes to drink beer, but would go into horrible spells, even drinking a few beers how to watch his diet often on steroids for years regular not anabolic And ended up 20 years later with an inflammation so bad that it turned cancerous and now he wears a bag but he’s cancer free and Crohn’s free due to having the bag. Basically they sewed up his ass hole.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: BEEFCAKE on January 21, 2024, 06:29:37 PM
Youre not going to Vegas

Stop telling lies.

he knows im going, %100 percent he wont show
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: illuminati on January 21, 2024, 06:36:01 PM
My brother-in-law had, and I’ll explain had in a second Crohn’s disease very badly and no he wasn’t no bodybuilder or weight lifter. Tried to take care of it best he could likes to drink beer, but would go into horrible spells, even drinking a few beers how to watch his diet often on steroids for years regular not anabolic And ended up 20 years later with an inflammation so bad that it turned cancerous and now he wears a bag but he’s cancer free and Crohn’s free due to having the bag. Basically they sewed up his ass hole.


I think they've sewed up Bianca Bhankys arse hole as the shit is non stop out of his mouth.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: webstar on January 21, 2024, 06:36:44 PM
My brother-in-law had, and I’ll explain had in a second Crohn’s disease very badly and no he wasn’t no bodybuilder or weight lifter. Tried to take care of it best he could likes to drink beer, but would go into horrible spells, even drinking a few beers how to watch his diet often on steroids for years regular not anabolic And ended up 20 years later with an inflammation so bad that it turned cancerous and now he wears a bag but he’s cancer free and Crohn’s free due to having the bag. Basically they sewed up his ass hole.

Did he eat the slop Brian eats ?
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Krankenstein on January 21, 2024, 06:39:01 PM
I deliberately left it that way with his misspelling same as I left the (now crossed out) "Crohnes" that he misspelled at some point.

When you use the "[sic]" it denotes the original persons spelling mistake
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: beakdoctor on January 21, 2024, 06:45:14 PM
I have never claimed natural status in my life I told you idiots from day 1 I was on HRT and you have been mad about it ever since

Nobody's mad you fucking fool.

You did claim natural, then you went back and deleted those posts once your accounts on other boards were discovered where you talked openly about your gear usage.

Lying to total strangers is one thing but Lying to yourself is what makes you so fucking pathetic.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: njflex on January 21, 2024, 06:48:02 PM
Did he eat the slop Brian eats ?
No lol ,,,that’s on a whole other level of not smart,my bro in law couldn’t even eat salads,or greens,due to the breakdown needed ,he was up and down forever. Guys, I apologize he had colitis which is pretty wicked as well. They’re all bad he was treated by a Doctor Who was trained by Dr. Crone the disease it’s named after I believe I’m pretty sure.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 21, 2024, 06:49:31 PM
Records show you have a $350k mortgage on it.

It wasnt a DQ. you quit, post up the fight stats saying DQ

Had it's paid off you are another crazy stalker but not that good at it
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 21, 2024, 06:51:06 PM
Are you on coke?

I am 46 years old not 25. I do daily cardio because I want to live a long time but you do all the coke you want no judgement here.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Walter Sobchak on January 21, 2024, 06:55:21 PM

I think they've sewed up Bianca Bhankys arse hole as the shit is non stop out of his mouth.

Patrick Spaulding would never allow doctors to sew up hanky’s beloved shit pipe.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 21, 2024, 06:57:22 PM
My brother-in-law had, and I’ll explain had in a second Crohn’s disease very badly and no he wasn’t no bodybuilder or weight lifter. Tried to take care of it best he could likes to drink beer, but would go into horrible spells, even drinking a few beers how to watch his diet often on steroids for years regular not anabolic And ended up 20 years later with an inflammation so bad that it turned cancerous and now he wears a bag but he’s cancer free and Crohn’s free due to having the bag. Basically they sewed up his ass hole.

Yeah it's not a good thing and there is nothing dignifying about it.  However, I am not going to let it define me. I will continue to make adjustments as needed but I am going to keep eating and training as best I can regardless. But yeah I have made adjustements and do so when needed. You just have to accept when the body can't go as hard and needs a little more rest. Sometimes you will not feel 100% and won't be able to eat much and you will lose some weight but that is life. I just get right back on the bike as soon as I can. You can't let setbacks discourage you.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 21, 2024, 06:59:08 PM
he knows im going, %100 percent he wont show

Dude you are not even a real person fucking gimmick. Am I going to compete in Vegas? Nah I don't think I will try the amateur Olympia. However, I am going to do my best to get as fat as I can and come have a good time. No one is going to be rude to me they won't show the nasty gimmicks motherfuckers will be all hugs. 
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 21, 2024, 06:59:54 PM
Nobody's mad you fucking fool.

You did claim natural, then you went back and deleted those posts once your accounts on other boards were discovered where you talked openly about your gear usage.

Lying to total strangers is one thing but Lying to yourself is what makes you so fucking pathetic.

Again, you are lying I have never claimed natural in my life.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Never1AShow on January 21, 2024, 07:00:36 PM
When you use the "[sic]" it denotes the original persons spelling mistake
I considered adding that, I really did, before initially posting the misspelling, but I figured most who follow the Hanky sagas would know it was his misspelling.  I also felt it somehow lessened the impact of his misspelling, just a gut feel (no pun intended) that adding it would take away from the little chuckle factor it gave me.  I need to give it a bit more thought, but thank you for caring enough about Hanky's idiocy not being attributed to me to care to point it out.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: webstar on January 21, 2024, 07:02:08 PM
Again, you are lying I have never claimed natural in my life.

Just on 500 mg a week of “TRT” right?
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: beakdoctor on January 21, 2024, 07:08:04 PM
Again, you are lying I have never claimed natural in my life.

What the fuck do I have to lie about? You're not that important. As if I personally give a fuck about you.

I mean, you calling anyone a liar is a riot.

Let the record show you beat Clegg
You did 15 reps
You won your bodybuilding shows

Your list of lies never end. The last thing anyone has to do is invent more.

Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: webstar on January 21, 2024, 07:09:46 PM
Brian, needs 3 months to prepare for 225 x 10 reps real reps.

First month order right knee sleeves
Second month : order squat shoes
Third month : fail
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: BB on January 21, 2024, 07:17:19 PM
Big BHank, question, what do you put your combat sports record at? If possible, please break down record by category, eg - Wrestling, MMA, etc....

(https://i.postimg.cc/jd0y0zmm/7312057220991025194-c5-720x720.jpg).
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Flexacon on January 21, 2024, 07:22:43 PM
Bhankys post count goes up when getbig is stressing him out (and when he's unemployed)

His stomach issues and bleeding asshole are triggered/made worse by this stress.

Getbig is making Brian sick and he knows it, but will he walk away? Nope. He's literally willing to die for a bunch of dudes who either can't stand him or find him a laughing stock.

For his next contest he's gonna try his best to convince us he has good legs, naturally he will get mocked and it's guaranteed to end in hospitalization
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Raymondo on January 21, 2024, 07:25:47 PM
Yeah it's not a good thing and there is nothing dignifying about it.  However, I am not going to let it define me. I will continue to make adjustments as needed but I am going to keep eating and training as best I can regardless. But yeah I have made adjustements and do so when needed. You just have to accept when the body can't go as hard and needs a little more rest. Sometimes you will not feel 100% and won't be able to eat much and you will lose some weight but that is life. I just get right back on the bike as soon as I can. You can't let setbacks discourage you.

Dude in one post you say you've been eating red meat every day for 30 years in another you say your Crohns is flaring up, are you so fucked in the head you do not see a connection between the two?

Go for a full medical check-up or something, blood test, heart ultrasound, colonoscopy, hell go get an MRI into your head while you're at it. I'm genuinely curious to see what the fuck is in there.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Raymondo on January 21, 2024, 07:27:04 PM
Bhankys post count goes up when getbig is stressing him out (and when he's unemployed)

Unemployed for 5 months now the fucking layabout. What does he have to be stressed about?
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Raymondo on January 21, 2024, 07:29:29 PM


What a dog's dinner. You don't want to eat that if you're healthy never mind if you have gut issues.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: BEEFCAKE on January 21, 2024, 07:42:34 PM
Dude you are not even a real person fucking gimmick. Am I going to compete in Vegas? Nah I don't think I will try the amateur Olympia. However, I am going to do my best to get as fat as I can and come have a good time. No one is going to be rude to me they won't show the nasty gimmicks motherfuckers will be all hugs.

this guy already chickened out
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: webstar on January 21, 2024, 07:46:03 PM
Bhankys post count goes up when getbig is stressing him out (and when he's unemployed)

His stomach issues and bleeding asshole are triggered/made worse by this stress.

Getbig is making Brian sick and he knows it, but will he walk away? Nope. He's literally willing to die for a bunch of dudes who either can't stand him or find him a laughing stock.

For his next contest he's gonna try his best to convince us he has good legs, naturally he will get mocked and it's guaranteed to end in hospitalization


LOLLOLOL last contest he said getbig pressured him into taking diuretics

LOLOL


Poor guy is interviewing with start ups now.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Raymondo on January 21, 2024, 09:56:55 PM
Joswift and Wes look like shit neither has ever had any size. Chaos can't even bench 275lbs. SC and Krank are in good cardio shape because they are 30lbs lighter than me doing CrossFit workouts. Everyone's cardio increases exponentially every 10lbs. Honestly at this point I just feel like Darth Vader trying to constantly heal myself. If I have to use the power of the dark side so be it. The big change will come this summer when I get a REP Ares 5000 Squat rack it is a functional trainer, lat pull down, row and squat rack that is the big plan for the new house and more food. Just cruising until then.

I do appreciate Josh pointing out that while I may not whoop Tyson I was doing good against Clegg. I may not win a show but I am in shape. I may not be 250lbs but I am 215/220lbs. I may not be a genius but I have a college degree. I may not be a billionaire but I do own my home. My life may not be perfect but I do have a lot to be thankful for. I like my family. I like my life. Of course somethings could be better but it could be a lot worse. Getting sick at a show a year ago or losing a mma match by DQ 13 years ago doesn't define who I am today. Kind of like having an ex wife doesn't define who I am today. Maybe some of you don't like your life today. Don't let it define your life tomorrow.

Instead of repeating these narratives every day to boost that chronic low self esteem of yours, I'd invite you to take a sober, hard look at the life you've lived so far and consider what needs to be changed.

I had at least a modicum of respect for you when you were working in that clerk job. Working a low level, low-paying job at your age to put food on the table is truly what men do, sadly you've regressed ever since the contract ended.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: joswift on January 22, 2024, 12:00:02 AM
My brother-in-law had, and I’ll explain had in a second Crohn’s disease very badly and no he wasn’t no bodybuilder or weight lifter. Tried to take care of it best he could likes to drink beer, but would go into horrible spells, even drinking a few beers how to watch his diet often on steroids for years regular not anabolic And ended up 20 years later with an inflammation so bad that it turned cancerous and now he wears a bag but he’s cancer free and Crohn’s free due to having the bag. Basically they sewed up his ass hole.

Spalding wont be happy to hear that.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Gym Rat on January 22, 2024, 12:30:21 AM
Josh definitely ain’t running from anybody.

Yeah, I dont think he knows Josh too well, does he...
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Krankenstein on January 22, 2024, 05:27:22 AM
I considered adding that, I really did, before initially posting the misspelling, but I figured most who follow the Hanky sagas would know it was his misspelling.  I also felt it somehow lessened the impact of his misspelling, just a gut feel (no pun intended) that adding it would take away from the little chuckle factor it gave me.  I need to give it a bit more thought, but thank you for caring enough about Hanky's idiocy not being attributed to me to care to point it out.

I think it only adds to the chuckle factor as he touts how brilliant he is.   Reads EVERY research article in the past 25 years....taught himself calc.....knows all about physiology and rehab.....etc
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Soul Crusher on January 22, 2024, 08:10:23 AM
Em and Bhanks still living together ? 
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: joswift on January 22, 2024, 08:18:04 AM
Em and Bhanks still living together ?
no shes moved with her daughter while Brian house sits waiting for the sale to go through

Hes all alone at the moment hence the 100 posts a day
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Soul Crusher on January 22, 2024, 08:24:26 AM
no shes moved with her daughter while Brian house sits waiting for the sale to go through

Hes all alone at the moment hence the 100 posts a day

We warned him of all of this.   
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: webstar on January 22, 2024, 09:58:23 AM
no shes moved with her daughter while Brian house sits waiting for the sale to go through

Hes all alone at the moment hence the 100 posts a day

wow, how long did the marriage last 4 months? I'm happy for Em, she must have been sick of Brian's constant lies, farting and abuse.

Ho
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: joswift on January 22, 2024, 10:10:18 AM
wow, how long did the marriage last 4 months? I'm happy for Em, she must have been sick of Brian's constant lies, farting and abuse.

Ho

they may still be an item but shes just not living with him, her job moved if you remember, thats why the house sale happened, Brian tried to pretend he was moving to be near his son, hes had 4 fucking years to do that, the move is because Em changed jobs
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Soul Crusher on January 22, 2024, 10:21:18 AM
wow, how long did the marriage last 4 months? I'm happy for Em, she must have been sick of Brian's constant lies, farting and abuse.

Ho

The gas attacks must have been too much.   Like WWI in the bedroom nightly. 
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: tatoo on January 22, 2024, 10:28:53 AM
they may still be an item but shes just not living with him, her job moved if you remember, thats why the house sale happened, Brian tried to pretend he was moving to be near his son, hes had 4 fucking years to do that, the move is because Em changed jobs

gotta be a shitty thing to have your wife call the shots lol
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Soul Crusher on January 22, 2024, 10:35:27 AM
gotta be a shitty thing to have your wife call the shots lol

The shitty thing was probably what drove her away, literally.  Blood in the toilet, gas attacks, garbage all over the floor, screaming and yelling about GB posts, running upstairs to drop his pants to take a picture for men on the internet 5x an hour, no job, etc?   Sounds like a lot of fun over there.     
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: IroNat on January 22, 2024, 10:39:33 AM
The shitty thing was probably what drove her away, literally.  Blood in the toilet, gas attacks, garbage all over the floor, screaming and yelling about GB posts, running upstairs to drop his pants to take a picture for men on the internet 5x an hour, no job, etc?   Sounds like a lot of fun over there.     

Bhanky's lies were exposed.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Soul Crusher on January 22, 2024, 10:58:51 AM
Bhanky's lies were exposed.

She was probably thinking Bhanks was some millionaire tycoon with the mansion and then came to realize it was all on an inheritance and going away soon since he is lazy and does not like to work.   Then reality set in once Josh sent her all the information and GB links and she saw his posts here.   Then the garbage all over the floor, the screaming about GB posts, it all started to sink in for her.   
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: joswift on January 22, 2024, 11:05:41 AM
She was probably thinking Bhanks was some millionaire tycoon with the mansion and then came to realize it was all on an inheritance and going away soon since he is lazy and does not like to work.   Then reality set in once Josh sent her all the information and GB links and she saw his posts here.   Then the garbage all over the floor, the screaming about GB posts, it all started to sink in for her.
he had a $350k mortgage on it
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: GymnJuice on January 22, 2024, 11:06:14 AM


(https://www.sciencefriday.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/04/soylent-green.gif)
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Gym Rat on January 22, 2024, 11:27:22 AM
Rocky will never find his way back to BHanks household, now that he's picking  up and moving...
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: webstar on January 22, 2024, 11:35:29 AM
I find it funny anything Brian does just goes up in shambles.

Looses Rocky.
Emily looses her cat.
Blasting a full vial of GH
Passing Blood

the list goes on and on
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Soul Crusher on January 22, 2024, 11:51:38 AM
he had a $350k mortgage on it

Still had to make payments and pay taxes and upkeep.   He blew through a small fortune in the race cars thingy.   The steroids must have cost a pretty penny as well.  And now its all gone. 
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: joswift on January 22, 2024, 11:56:03 AM
Still had to make payments and pay taxes and upkeep.   He blew through a small fortune in the race cars thingy.   The steroids must have cost a pretty penny as well.  And now its all gone.

not quite


Em still has to take the house while Brian gets banged up for spousal abuse (no high flying lawyers any more)
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 22, 2024, 12:00:23 PM
this guy already chickened out

Out of what? Going to the Olympia I am the one who told you idiots I was going. By all means if you King Kong or anyone else wants to have words with me come find me. You are just an anonymous pussy.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 22, 2024, 12:03:01 PM
Jesus how many pages are you guys going to argue over why and how my wife who I had coffee with this morning left me? Just because Joswift repeats the same lie 100 times doesn't make it true why not tell me how I am not me and I am some other person again. Why do you idiots just want to make shit up to argue about?
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Flexacon on January 22, 2024, 12:09:00 PM
Out of what? Going to the Olympia I am the one who told you idiots I was going. By all means if you King Kong or anyone else wants to have words with me come find me. You are just an anonymous pussy.



Jesus how many pages are you guys going to argue over why and how my wife who I had coffee with this morning left me? Just because Joswift repeats the same lie 100 times doesn't make it true why not tell me how I am not me and I am some other person again. Why do you idiots just want to make shit up to argue about?

Because you're an idiot that has no self control and have to argue back.

Just chill out Hanky. I'm sure there will be guys here who will be at the Olympia and would come talk to you and shoot the shit with you, no dramas. Just stop acting like a tard
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: joswift on January 22, 2024, 12:22:56 PM
Jesus how many pages are you guys going to argue over why and how my wife who I had coffee with this morning left me? Just because Joswift repeats the same lie 100 times doesn't make it true why not tell me how I am not me and I am some other person again. Why do you idiots just want to make shit up to argue about?
its you arguing Brian

Does your house have an echo now all your stuffs gone?
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: webstar on January 22, 2024, 12:30:43 PM
its you arguing Brian

Does your house have an echo now all your stuffs gone?

I wonder if the pool table is gone to make room for dj equipment ?
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: joswift on January 22, 2024, 12:32:52 PM
I wonder if the pool table is gone to make room for Bj equipment ?

Fixed
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 22, 2024, 07:14:40 PM


I don’t know looks solid to me
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: DanielPaul on January 22, 2024, 07:21:44 PM
This morning condition check notice from the side my neck is swallowing my head and I have a large head. I was not thinking about my neck when I took this pic. Not trying to flex it in anyway.

From the front the size of someone’s neck is going to look different based on their jawline I have a large jawline. From the side you can see the thickness of my neck. It tapes 18 relaxed and 19 flexed I am not flexing it in this pic. I did wrestler bridges for 20 years on it. I absolutely would not want my neck any bigger.
dudes got that John C Reilly look
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Krankenstein on January 22, 2024, 07:25:46 PM


I don’t know looks solid to me

fucking space pants.......HA HA
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: The Scott on January 22, 2024, 07:29:59 PM
dudes got that John C Reilly look

As in one half of the duo that brought the world, "Boats  'n' Hoes"? 
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: beakdoctor on January 22, 2024, 07:42:53 PM
dudes got that John C Reilly look

Good call. Whats that look called ? Resting idiot face?
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Never1AShow on January 22, 2024, 08:40:04 PM
This thread tripled in size in 5 days, from 22 pages to 67!  Must be blasting a bottle of GH a week like Hankins.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: robcguns on January 23, 2024, 02:58:48 AM
As in one half of the duo that brought the world, "Boats  'n' Hoes"?

Hahaha, One of my favorite movies when I need a laugh.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Taffin on January 23, 2024, 03:53:51 AM
"Mama - Brian go poo-poo!"

(https://i.postimg.cc/ZYHSvwP3/January222024.gif)
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Soul Crusher on January 23, 2024, 05:20:14 AM
fucking space pants.......HA HA

High as a kite and in love with himself. 
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Krankenstein on January 23, 2024, 05:23:05 AM
High as a kite and in love with himself.

Fucking Jonathan Comets....

Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Royalty on January 23, 2024, 05:38:59 AM
Poor little Krankenstein
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Krankenstein on January 23, 2024, 05:40:29 AM
Poor little Krankenstein

Yeah, poor me that you are fantasizing about Bhanks fist in your ass now.

Try again twink
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 23, 2024, 05:41:42 AM
High as a kite and in love with himself.

I am literally mid workout and I don't even use a pre-workout.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: joswift on January 23, 2024, 05:56:06 AM
I am literally mid workout and I don't even use a pre-workout.

taking selfies mid workout for men online

Yep, bhank is serious about his training
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: webstar on January 23, 2024, 06:32:15 AM
I am literally mid workout and I don't even use a pre-workout.

Just a cup of coffee, right bhanky?

Liar and his bullshit
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: joswift on January 23, 2024, 06:34:03 AM
Just a cup of coffee, right bhanky?

Liar and his bullshit

he doesnt use pre-workout because he doesnt work out

He just nips down and pumps himself up for photos
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Never1AShow on January 23, 2024, 06:39:45 AM
What’s in the Slop Pot today?
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: joswift on January 23, 2024, 06:41:27 AM
What’s in the Slop Pot today?
                                                     nice french toast
                                                  ne
                                                 ne
a half pound o sawsage and some                             
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: webstar on January 23, 2024, 06:46:52 AM
So does Brian take progress/regression video everyday? Then screen shot exact seconds in the video? ???
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Never1AShow on January 23, 2024, 06:48:11 AM
I think Hanky may be considering elective cosmetic surgery to remove his prostate to ensure no future issues.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: joswift on January 23, 2024, 06:48:58 AM
So does Brian take progress/regression video everyday? Then screen shot exact seconds in the video? ???
yep, always video never a still photo
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: joswift on January 23, 2024, 06:54:02 AM


look how baggy the t-shirt is
he puts his arms by his side and they look like fucking pipe cleaners

this guy manages to convince people he has a decent build by living on a mis-shapen injured left bicep


Its literally all he has, and the ironic thing is it happened by accident.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: BEEFCAKE on January 23, 2024, 09:18:42 AM
"Mama - Brian go poo-poo!"

(https://i.postimg.cc/ZYHSvwP3/January222024.gif)


Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Hulkotron on January 23, 2024, 09:21:30 AM
bhanks, do you think any of your digestive issues are affected by allegedly eating meat (a difficult-to-digest food) every meal for 30 years?
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Soul Crusher on January 23, 2024, 09:53:32 AM
What’s in the Slop Pot today?
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: webstar on January 23, 2024, 09:55:26 AM
bhanks, do you think any of your digestive issues are affected by allegedly eating meat (a difficult-to-digest food) every meal for 30 years?

What about the dumplings and Mongolian grill?
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 23, 2024, 10:33:31 AM
bhanks, do you think any of your digestive issues are affected by allegedly eating meat (a difficult-to-digest food) every meal for 30 years?

Yes absolutely I no longer just eat red meat and steak like I used to in college. I try to eat more fish and chicken which is easier to digest. I also try and eat it earlier in the day and no late-night steak as it is more difficult to digest. I also like stewed meats from the crockpot as they get softer and are easier to digest after slow cooking for long periods. The steak in the chili is much softer than a normal ribeye. I also am more cognitive of my carb consumption which is protein sparring you don't need as much protein if you eat more carbs and fats.

So far my stomach has felt good today I ate light last night which makes a big difference overnight no indigestion today. I am not gaining any weight I am not bulking weight has been the same for weeks.

6am Breakfast sausage and potatoes with coffee and a chocolate donut
8am Bowl of Chili with cheese and gatorade
12noon turkey, roast beef, salami, muenster cheese, and tomato on wheat toast with mayo and a handful of potato chips and half a can of coke
1pm half a dozen peal and eat shrimp with cocktail sauce
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: GymnJuice on January 23, 2024, 10:43:17 AM
Yes absolutely I no longer just eat red meat and steak like I used to in college. I try to eat more fish and chicken which is easier to digest. I also try and eat it earlier in the day and no late-night steak as it is more difficult to digest. I also like stewed meats from the crockpot as they get softer and are easier to digest after slow cooking for long periods. The steak in the chili is much softer than a normal ribeye. I also am more cognitive of my carb consumption which is protein sparring you don't need as much protein if you eat more carbs and fats.

So far my stomach has felt good today I ate light last night which makes a big difference overnight no indigestion today. I am not gaining any weight I am not bulking weight has been the same for weeks.

6am Breakfast sausage and potatoes with coffee and a chocolate donut
8am Bowl of Chili with cheese and gatorade
12noon turkey, roast beef, salami, muenster cheese, and tomato on wheat toast with mayo and a handful of potato chips and half a can of coke
1pm half a dozen peal and eat shrimp with cocktail sauce

You already said you put NY Strip in a crock pot. Are you saying you put ribeye in the crockpot too?

 >:(
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 23, 2024, 10:49:09 AM
You already said you put NY Strip in a crock pot. Are you saying you put ribeye in the crockpot too?

 >:(

Correct I had the chili going almost 2 weeks. The last addition was ribeye steak. I have put ground beef, cubed beef, chicken, shrimp, steak ems, new york, and ribeye in it at this point plus habanero jalapeno onions black and kidney beans tomatoes green chilies etc.  The wife has now pulled it from the crockpot she wants to use so it's the end in a pan on the stove today will have maybe 2 more bowls. I was going to add the leftover shrimp today but decided it was better as a peal and eat snack. I have been having 2-3 bowls a day between meals
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: webstar on January 23, 2024, 10:51:46 AM
Correct I had the chili going almost 2 weeks. The last addition was ribeye steak. I have put ground beef, cubed beef, chicken, shrimp, steak ems, new york, and ribeye in it at this point plus habanero jalapeno onions black and kidney beans tomatoes green chilies etc.  The wife has now pulled it from the crockpot she wants to use so it's the end in a pan on the stove today will have maybe 2 more bowls. I was going to add the leftover shrimp today but decided it was better as a peal and eat snack. I have been having 2-3 bowls a day between meals

any chance you can take video or pic of the chili?
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Never1AShow on January 23, 2024, 11:31:23 AM
Correct I had the chili going almost 2 weeks. The last addition was ribeye steak. I have put ground beef, cubed beef, chicken, shrimp, steak ems, new york, and ribeye in it at this point plus habanero jalapeno onions black and kidney beans tomatoes green chilies etc.  The wife has now pulled it from the crockpot she wants to use so it's the end in a pan on the stove today will have maybe 2 more bowls. I was going to add the leftover shrimp today but decided it was better as a peal and eat snack. I have been having 2-3 bowls a day between meals

peal [sic] and eat. That’s twice.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: wes on January 23, 2024, 11:35:28 AM
any chance you can take video or pic of the chili?
:D
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Flexacon on January 23, 2024, 11:36:44 AM
Correct I had the chili going almost 2 weeks. The last addition was ribeye steak. I have put ground beef, cubed beef, chicken, shrimp, steak ems, new york, and ribeye in it at this point plus habanero jalapeno onions black and kidney beans tomatoes green chilies etc.  The wife has now pulled it from the crockpot she wants to use so it's the end in a pan on the stove today will have maybe 2 more bowls. I was going to add the leftover shrimp today but decided it was better as a peal and eat snack. I have been having 2-3 bowls a day between meals

Nice one Hanky. I use to do that too with my slow cooker in my poor student days. That would be my only heat source in the winter. Always nice to have a warm protein source ready to go like that.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Krankenstein on January 23, 2024, 01:57:45 PM
Nice one Hanky. I use to do that too with my slow cooker in my poor student days. That would be my only heat source in the winter. Always nice to have a warm protein source ready to go like that.

Must....fight....urge... .to.....make....joke.... ..arrrrggghhhhhh

Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Taffin on January 23, 2024, 02:23:25 PM
Must....fight....urge....to.....make....joke......arrrrggghhhhhh

 ;D
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: wes on January 23, 2024, 02:25:47 PM
Must....fight....urge....to.....make....joke......arrrrggghhhhhh


LOL  ;D
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Skeletor on January 23, 2024, 02:28:38 PM
Must....fight....urge....to.....make....joke......arrrrggghhhhhh

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=688213.0;attach=1466241;image)
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: chaos on January 23, 2024, 04:08:31 PM
Out of what? Going to the Olympia I am the one who told you idiots I was going. By all means if you King Kong or anyone else wants to have words with me come find me. You are just an anonymous pussy.
Anyone except Lesnar, he's a bad match up for you.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 23, 2024, 05:08:30 PM
Anyone except Lesnar, he's a bad match up for you.

Lesnar is a bad match up for me yes I will still fuck him up if he says something stupid to me but yeah I may grab a chair for Lesnar
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: BEEFCAKE on January 23, 2024, 05:11:30 PM
Lesnar is a bad match up for me yes I will still fuck him up if he says something stupid to me but yeah I may grab a chair for Lesnar
::)
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: chaos on January 23, 2024, 05:15:03 PM
Lesnar is a bad match up for me yes I will still fuck him up if he says something stupid to me but yeah I may grab a chair for Lesnar
Classic ;D
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Dave D on January 23, 2024, 05:16:09 PM
Correct I had the chili going almost 2 weeks. The last addition was ribeye steak. I have put ground beef, cubed beef, chicken, shrimp, steak ems, new york, and ribeye in it at this point plus habanero jalapeno onions black and kidney beans tomatoes green chilies etc.  The wife has now pulled it from the crockpot she wants to use so it's the end in a pan on the stove today will have maybe 2 more bowls. I was going to add the leftover shrimp today but decided it was better as a peal and eat snack. I have been having 2-3 bowls a day between meals

Is this cooking in the crock pot all week? What you’re saying almost doesn’t seem reasonable to being continuously cooked in a crock pot.

You’re taking old chili and adding new ingredients every day or are you making fresh chili every morning?
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: webstar on January 23, 2024, 05:16:52 PM
Lesnar is a bad match up for me yes I will still fuck him up if he says something stupid to me but yeah I may grab a chair for Lesnar

Did you fuck up your brother ?
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 23, 2024, 06:12:16 PM
::)

Go ask the ladies that is one of my best pics
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 23, 2024, 06:14:16 PM
Is this cooking in the crock pot all week? What you’re saying almost doesn’t seem reasonable to being continuously cooked in a crock pot.

You’re taking old chili and adding new ingredients every day or are you making fresh chili every morning?

I leave it on warm overnight and I add new ingredients as they gets low or as I have leftovers from other meals. I kept it going for about 2 weeks. I am going to do a stew next time and keep it going. In olden times a tavern would keep a stew going forever and just keep adding to it. As long as you don't let it cool it is perfectly fine. I have done it a couple times now but it worked well so think it is something I will continue.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: illuminati on January 23, 2024, 06:17:36 PM
Go ask the ladies that is one of my best pics


Oi FAGGOTT why did you have a Parole / Probation officer & not allowed to leave your area.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: webstar on January 23, 2024, 06:37:06 PM
I leave it on warm overnight and I add new ingredients as they gets low or as I have leftovers from other meals. I kept it going for about 2 weeks. I am going to do a stew next time and keep it going. In olden times a tavern would keep a stew going forever and just keep adding to it. As long as you don't let it cool it is perfectly fine. I have done it a couple times now but it worked well so think it is something I will continue.

Nice, 2 week old chilli.

I’m sure that isn’t causing the bloody shits
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Sandrock on January 23, 2024, 06:42:24 PM
Lesnar is a bad match up for me yes I will still fuck him up if he says something stupid to me but yeah I may grab a chair for Lesnar

You'd be Lesnar's human footstool even if you brought a knife to the fight.

You could take dj181 no problem though.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Dave D on January 23, 2024, 06:48:32 PM
I leave it on warm overnight and I add new ingredients as they gets low or as I have leftovers from other meals. I kept it going for about 2 weeks. I am going to do a stew next time and keep it going. In olden times a tavern would keep a stew going forever and just keep adding to it. As long as you don't let it cool it is perfectly fine. I have done it a couple times now but it worked well so think it is something I will continue.
 

In olden times it would have been in a giant cauldron, not a crock pot with 3 bowls of soup, but they only lived to 36.

Interesting, my crock would dry the chili out after an extended time.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Walter Sobchak on January 23, 2024, 06:55:40 PM
Lesnar is a bad match up for me yes I will still fuck him up if he says something stupid to me but yeah I may grab a chair for Lesnar

I’m just gonna leave these here and not even comment….
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: AbrahamG on January 23, 2024, 06:57:02 PM
 

In olden times it would have been in a giant cauldron, not a crock pot with 3 bowls of soup, but they only lived to 36.

Interesting, my crock would dry the chili out after an extended time.

I'm sure Brian's crock is of higher quality than is yours.  No offense. 
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Dave D on January 23, 2024, 07:09:24 PM
I'm sure Brian's crock is of higher quality than is yours.  No offense.

No question. My is probably from those olden days he’s talking about.


Side note,  whats  the vibe around the community with these Lions? I’m still in shock and now I’m dealing with 9er fans telling me to expect a blood bath….
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: AbrahamG on January 23, 2024, 07:35:05 PM
No question. My is probably from those olden days he’s talking about.


Side note,  whats  the vibe around the community with these Lions? I’m still in shock and now I’m dealing with 9er fans telling me to expect a blood bath….

It took me forever to get on board with the Lions after decades of disappointment.  But last year, when they started hitting their stride and finished the season by knocking Green Bay out of a playoff spot, I acknowledged that this is different.  It's real.  Pretty electric atmosphere all around.  At one point in time this year, SF looked like a sure fire bet to win the Superbowl.  I think we have a chance to beat them.  If Deebo doesn't play or is ineffective, I'd say we have a great chance.  My brother lives in the SF area.  My sister and I talked about going but decided not to.  Hopefully, it's a great game.  I think the Lions obviously still have room to get better next year.  Unfortunately, Green Bay looks like the real deal as well.  It will take some doing to win the North again next year.  It's surreal talking Lions football in late January.  LOL. 
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Never1AShow on January 23, 2024, 08:53:01 PM
Is this cooking in the crock pot all week? What you’re saying almost doesn’t seem reasonable to being continuously cooked in a crock pot.

You’re taking old chili and adding new ingredients every day or are you making fresh chili every morning?

Waiting on the Hanky food poisoning thread.  With all his stomach issues, food poisoning might actually kill him.  Perhaps there's an Agatha Christie-like mystery novel in this.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Dave D on January 23, 2024, 09:52:49 PM
It took me forever to get on board with the Lions after decades of disappointment.  But last year, when they started hitting their stride and finished the season by knocking Green Bay out of a playoff spot, I acknowledged that this is different.  It's real.  Pretty electric atmosphere all around.  At one point in time this year, SF looked like a sure fire bet to win the Superbowl.  I think we have a chance to beat them.  If Deebo doesn't play or is ineffective, I'd say we have a great chance.  My brother lives in the SF area.  My sister and I talked about going but decided not to.  Hopefully, it's a great game.  I think the Lions obviously still have room to get better next year.  Unfortunately, Green Bay looks like the real deal as well.  It will take some doing to win the North again next year.  It's surreal talking Lions football in late January.  LOL.

I’m  lock step with you, watching Rodgers walk off the tundra last year in disbelief knowing they blew their chance for a playoff was one of the coolest experiences I have ever had as a lions fan. Also I think we can beat SF but that secondary has let the opponents number 1 receiver have career games for 6 weeks now. I don’t understand what Glenn is doing as a play caller and why there is never any help over the top for Sutton. I don’t actually know if he’s a good defensive coordinator.

SF has a lot of talent outside of Deebo and that’s what makes me nervous….. BUT we shut down the run and can get pressure so it is possible. Plus this team never gets shook. Going back to the Seahawks game and Goff threw the pick 6 and the whole team acted like it was nothing. These guys compete and arent afraid.

Also I hate Green Bay and the fact that they are on 30 years of elite qb play (and in SOCAL there are thousands of Green Bay fans who have never left California, let alone visited Wisconsin in December…).

Let’s go lions!

Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 24, 2024, 04:29:54 AM
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Perpetual_stew
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Hulkotron on January 24, 2024, 04:52:18 AM
I leave it on warm overnight and I add new ingredients as they gets low or as I have leftovers from other meals. I kept it going for about 2 weeks. I am going to do a stew next time and keep it going. In olden times a tavern would keep a stew going forever and just keep adding to it. As long as you don't let it cool it is perfectly fine. I have done it a couple times now but it worked well so think it is something I will continue.

You may want to look into what lifespans were like in olden times and the influence modern sanitation/refrigeration has had.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Never1AShow on January 24, 2024, 04:59:14 AM
This is the picture at that link:

Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Gym Rat on January 24, 2024, 05:06:09 AM
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Perpetual_stew

Best chili I ever had in my life was when a guy I worked with, had an outside oven, and he would simmer that steak chili for a week.
Ruined me for life as far as enjoying other chili's. The heat would slowly creep up on you, a nice sweat would run down your neck, but it was easy (not hot) on the mouth.
The steak was amazing simmering that long... Fuck..
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: webstar on January 24, 2024, 05:06:59 AM
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Perpetual_stew

Got love mensa Brian posting wiki links

Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Never1AShow on January 24, 2024, 05:09:24 AM
Apparently it's a stupid TikTok trend (no surprise, it probably made it's way to Facebook).  Article warns of Food Poisoning risk.

https://uk.movies.yahoo.com/hellofresh-warns-against-perpetual-stew-134459290.html
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: tatoo on January 24, 2024, 05:17:37 AM
Apparently it's a stupid TikTok trend (no surprise, it probably made it's way to Facebook).  Article warns of Food Poisoning risk.

https://uk.movies.yahoo.com/hellofresh-warns-against-perpetual-stew-134459290.html

lazy fucks
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 24, 2024, 05:17:41 AM
Best chili I ever had in my life was when a guy I worked with, had an outside oven, and he would simmer that steak chili for a week.
Ruined me for life as far as enjoying other chili's. The heat would slowly creep up on you, a nice sweat would run down your neck, but it was easy (not hot) on the mouth.
The steak was amazing simmering that long... Fuck..

Yeah the spices really get into the flavor after cooking slowly for a long time and the meat is super soft and tender honestly it's way better after a day or 2 than on day 1.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Raymondo on January 24, 2024, 05:32:08 AM
You may want to look into what lifespans were like in olden times and the influence modern sanitation/refrigeration has had.

Fuck him, let him get listeriosis
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Krankenstein on January 24, 2024, 05:44:14 AM
It took me forever to get on board with the Lions after decades of disappointment.  But last year, when they started hitting their stride and finished the season by knocking Green Bay out of a playoff spot, I acknowledged that this is different.  It's real.  Pretty electric atmosphere all around.  At one point in time this year, SF looked like a sure fire bet to win the Superbowl.  I think we have a chance to beat them.  If Deebo doesn't play or is ineffective, I'd say we have a great chance.  My brother lives in the SF area.  My sister and I talked about going but decided not to.  Hopefully, it's a great game.  I think the Lions obviously still have room to get better next year.  Unfortunately, Green Bay looks like the real deal as well.  It will take some doing to win the North again next year.  It's surreal talking Lions football in late January.  LOL.

GB fan here....but last year I actually said I had a funny feeling about the Lions.  Totally different vibe with them.  SF didn't beat GB....we lost that game.  Just like the Cowboys...I felt they were all hype.  For GB to only lose that game by 3 shows it.  In my opinion, the Lions are better suited for SF.  I will predict you have a lot of people coming out of the woodwork in the next week about how they were "always a fan".

I worked with a guy who used to be a TE with the Lions in the late 90s.  Dude has some funny ass stories about his time in the league.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Krankenstein on January 24, 2024, 05:46:58 AM
I’m  lock step with you, watching Rodgers walk off the tundra last year in disbelief knowing they blew their chance for a playoff was one of the coolest experiences I have ever had as a lions fan. Also I think we can beat SF but that secondary has let the opponents number 1 receiver have career games for 6 weeks now. I don’t understand what Glenn is doing as a play caller and why there is never any help over the top for Sutton. I don’t actually know if he’s a good defensive coordinator.

SF has a lot of talent outside of Deebo and that’s what makes me nervous….. BUT we shut down the run and can get pressure so it is possible. Plus this team never gets shook. Going back to the Seahawks game and Goff threw the pick 6 and the whole team acted like it was nothing. These guys compete and arent afraid.

Also I hate Green Bay and the fact that they are on 30 years of elite qb play (and in SOCAL there are thousands of Green Bay fans who have never left California, let alone visited Wisconsin in December…).

Let’s go lions!

They weren't even phased by the Thanksgiving game against GB.  How many 4th downs did they try and go for and not make it?  Its like they were saying "Meh, no big deal...its just one game".

Hold off on the Love talk being lumped in with 4 and 12.  We now have the monkey on our back of SF in the playoffs.  Fuck SF!!!!
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Dave D on January 24, 2024, 07:00:12 AM
They weren't even phased by the Thanksgiving game against GB.  How many 4th downs did they try and go for and not make it?  Its like they were saying "Meh, no big deal...its just one game".

Hold off on the Love talk being lumped in with 4 and 12.  We now have the monkey on our back of SF in the playoffs.  Fuck SF!!!!

EXACTLY! This lions team is different than every team from the past. It’s crazy to see how fun it is to win games. I went to the chargers game and even though they couldn’t put them away you knew they were pulling out the win. BUT they couldn’t cover Keenan Allen at all so the secondary has always been an issue. It will be a good game this weekend.

Love played lights out for 10 weeks and he finally had a bad quarter. He made the one throw you can’t…..but as a first year starter who won a playoff game you can’t be to upset. Also Farve would have made that throw but probably would have gotten a completion.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: GymnJuice on January 24, 2024, 07:32:12 AM
I'm sure Brian's crock is of higher quality than is yours.  No offense.

Getbig circle of crock
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Flexacon on January 24, 2024, 08:06:33 AM
Yeah the spices really get into the flavor after cooking slowly for a long time and the meat is super soft and tender honestly it's way better after a day or 2 than on day 1.

What spices do you use in yours Hanky?
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Walter Sobchak on January 24, 2024, 08:09:59 AM
They weren't even phased by the Thanksgiving game against GB.  How many 4th downs did they try and go for and not make it?  Its like they were saying "Meh, no big deal...its just one game".

Hold off on the Love talk being lumped in with 4 and 12.  We now have the monkey on our back of SF in the playoffs.  Fuck SF!!!!

Fazed and phased…look into it.  LOL
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: GymnJuice on January 24, 2024, 08:20:28 AM
Best chili I ever had in my life was when a guy I worked with, had an outside oven, and he would simmer that steak chili for a week.
Ruined me for life as far as enjoying other chili's. The heat would slowly creep up on you, a nice sweat would run down your neck, but it was easy (not hot) on the mouth.
The steak was amazing simmering that long... Fuck..

He used strip or ribeye for this? I've never heard of that. I figure if someone is slow cooking beef they'd use chuck or brisket. Learn something new every day :)
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Dave D on January 24, 2024, 08:23:51 AM
Apparently it's a stupid TikTok trend (no surprise, it probably made it's way to Facebook).  Article warns of Food Poisoning risk.

https://uk.movies.yahoo.com/hellofresh-warns-against-perpetual-stew-134459290.html

Why does this not surprise me. Our resident genius learning how to get botulism from TikTok but Getbig is full of morons.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: webstar on January 24, 2024, 08:44:53 AM
Why does this not surprise me. Our resident genius learning how to get botulism from TikTok but Getbig is full of morons.

It shouldn't this moron Brian follows Sam Sulek another retard from Tik Tok. Notice, in the past two weeks Brian has miraculously discovered a crock pot and chili.

This gym shark cuck is exactly that.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Krankenstein on January 24, 2024, 09:04:40 AM
EXACTLY! This lions team is different than every team from the past. It’s crazy to see how fun it is to win games. I went to the chargers game and even though they couldn’t put them away you knew they were pulling out the win. BUT they couldn’t cover Keenan Allen at all so the secondary has always been an issue. It will be a good game this weekend.

Love played lights out for 10 weeks and he finally had a bad quarter. He made the one throw you can’t…..but as a first year starter who won a playoff game you can’t be to upset. Also Farve would have made that throw but probably would have gotten a completion.

Ummmm  Giants - Packers NFC championship game ring a bell?

I do think the league needs to address this bullshit of the play clock.  That McCaffrey run should NOT have been allowed. 
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Krankenstein on January 24, 2024, 09:05:58 AM
Fazed and phased…look into it.  LOL

Shit....being linked to hankins.  I am killing myself at lunch
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Gym Rat on January 24, 2024, 09:23:57 AM
He used strip or ribeye for this? I've never heard of that. I figure if someone is slow cooking beef they'd use chuck or brisket. Learn something new every day :)

Im unsure to be honest what he used, plus it was like 30 yrs ago now. Thats how good it was, I still think about it when I hear the word or see (or eat) Chili...
His beer always came out the best too. (A bunch of us made our own back then).
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 24, 2024, 11:32:55 AM
Why does this not surprise me. Our resident genius learning how to get botulism from TikTok but Getbig is full of morons.

I have never used tic tok in my life I am not familiar with the app it is not on my phone I think my step daughter signed me up years ago but I have never used it
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Taffin on January 24, 2024, 11:43:18 AM
I'm sure Brian's crock is of higher quality than is yours.  No offense.

Getbig circle of crock

Team HorseCrock[TM]
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: joswift on January 24, 2024, 12:00:58 PM
I have never used tic tok in my life I am not familiar with the app it is not on my phone I think my step daughter signed me up years ago but I have never used it

With Brians semantics that could read
"I have it on my phone I use TicTok all the time and I film my step daughter when she makes her videos."

Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 24, 2024, 12:01:50 PM
With Brians semantics that could read
"I have it on my phone I use TicTok all the time and I film my step daughter when she makes her videos."

I have never used tictok in my life but sure lets argue about it jackass
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: joswift on January 24, 2024, 12:03:56 PM
I have never used tictok in my life but sure lets argue about it jackass
I dont believe you, no need to argue about it, you wont convince me otherwise with your track record of lies.

PS, Why did you have a probation officer if you werent a criminal?
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: GymnJuice on January 24, 2024, 12:23:37 PM
Team HorseCrock[TM]

Hanky would you put horse in your crock?
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Dave D on January 24, 2024, 12:30:29 PM
I have never used tic tok in my life I am not familiar with the app it is not on my phone I think my step daughter signed me up years ago but I have never used it

Interesting, you just started this crock pot forever stew at the same time it became popular on this social media platform….

You should play the lotto or buy some under valued stocks.

Liar.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 24, 2024, 12:47:00 PM
Interesting, you just started this crock pot forever stew at the same time it became popular on this social media platform….

You should play the lotto or buy some under valued stocks.

Liar.

Again no idea there is anything about it on tic tok or anywhere else you guys just want to argue about everything. I made a chili I kept it going for 2 weeks no idea why you guys want to argue about it
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Dave D on January 24, 2024, 12:52:01 PM
Again no idea there is anything about it on tic tok or anywhere else you guys just want to argue about everything. I made a chili I kept it going for 2 weeks no idea why you guys want to argue about it

Who’s arguing?

You’ve posted about all your meals for 3 years. Out of the blue you start 2week crock pot chili like the “olden days” at the same time it becomes a social phenomenon……

Where did you get this great idea?
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: joswift on January 24, 2024, 12:58:36 PM
Who’s arguing?

You’ve posted about all your meals for 3 years. Out of the blue you start 2week crock pot chili like the “olden days” at the same time it becomes a social phenomenon……

Where did you get this great idea?

He makes the chilli while doing the 'ice bucket challenge"
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: BEEFCAKE on January 24, 2024, 01:00:04 PM
He makes the chilli while doing the 'ice bucket challenge"

with a spoonful of cinnamon in his mouth 
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: joswift on January 24, 2024, 01:00:35 PM
with a spoonful of cinnamon in his mouth
followed by a "tide pod"
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Dave D on January 24, 2024, 01:02:48 PM
followed by a "tide pod"

He washes it down with a gallon of milk in 30 minutes/
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: joswift on January 24, 2024, 01:04:22 PM

He washes it down with a gallon of milk in 30 minutes/
and a tin of stinky fish

this is great  ;D
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: JustPlaneJane on January 24, 2024, 01:27:45 PM
I dont believe you, no need to argue about it, you wont convince me otherwise with your track record of lies.

PS, Why did you have a probation officer if you werent a criminal?

The semantics is in how he spelled TikTok.

Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: joswift on January 24, 2024, 01:30:44 PM
The semantics is in how he spelled TikTok.

nice one Columbo  ;D
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 24, 2024, 01:31:32 PM
Who’s arguing?

You’ve posted about all your meals for 3 years. Out of the blue you start 2week crock pot chili like the “olden days” at the same time it becomes a social phenomenon……

Where did you get this great idea?

None of that is true but whatever if it makes you happy I really dont care
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: joswift on January 24, 2024, 01:32:52 PM
None of that is true but whatever if it makes you happy I really dont care

But what is true is that you had a probation officer but no criminal record.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: webstar on January 24, 2024, 01:44:13 PM
None of that is true but whatever if it makes you happy I really dont care

What made you decide to get a crockpot Brian?

And ditch the gravy and biscuits
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: wes on January 24, 2024, 01:58:57 PM
crock of shit
[ krokuhv shit ]SHOW IPA


nounSlang: Vulgar.

a lie; exaggeration; nonsense:

The entire story is just a crock of shit.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Skeletor on January 24, 2024, 02:24:52 PM
crock of shit
[ krokuhv shit ]SHOW IPA


nounSlang: Vulgar.

a lie; exaggeration; nonsense:

The entire story is just a crock of shit.

.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: wes on January 24, 2024, 02:28:42 PM
(https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=690412.0;attach=1487520;image)
Legit LOL    ;D
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Dave D on January 24, 2024, 02:42:25 PM
None of that is true but whatever if it makes you happy I really dont care
[/quote

It’s all true. And you do care.

Why did you get this idea for chili and why have you never spoken about before it became popular?
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Taffin on January 24, 2024, 02:53:27 PM
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=690412.0;attach=1487520;image)

 ;D
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: wes on January 24, 2024, 02:55:17 PM
and a tin of stinky fish

this is great  ;D

Some of the funniest shit I`ve seen in a while.....literally laughed until i had tears rolling down my face......fucking hilarious!   LOL  ;D
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: joswift on January 24, 2024, 03:04:38 PM
Some of the funniest shit I`ve seen in a while.....literally laughed until i had tears rolling down my face......fucking hilarious!   LOL  ;D

the lampshade got me  ;D
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: wes on January 24, 2024, 03:08:45 PM
the lampshade got me  ;D
Yeah,then he quickly discards it and pukes on the table.  :D
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Never1AShow on January 24, 2024, 04:16:03 PM
I dont believe you, no need to argue about it, you wont convince me otherwise with your track record of lies.

PS, Why did you have a probation officer if you werent a criminal?

He needn’t have used TikTok, the way it works now is that first the fad spreads on TikTok, then it filters to the older generations via Instagram Reels or Facebook or YouTube. People on those platforms pick up the fad usually a few weeks or months later which fits the timing here. The real question is did he see the crockpot stuff on some social media platform and decide to follow it?
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: J. Richards on January 24, 2024, 04:51:25 PM

He washes it down with a gallon of milk gatorade in 30 minutes/
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: webstar on January 24, 2024, 04:55:47 PM
He needn’t have used TikTok, the way it works now is that first the fad spreads on TikTok, then it filters to the older generations via Instagram Reels or Facebook or YouTube. People on those platforms pick up the fad usually a few weeks or months later which fits the timing here. The real question is did he see the crockpot stuff on some social media platform and decide to follow it?

This is 100% true. I wonder if he will explain why Sam Sulik blocked him.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 24, 2024, 05:38:38 PM
This is 100% true. I wonder if he will explain why Sam Sulik blocked him.

I have no idea what you are talking about but seems you want to argue about it why? You just make shit up and want me to argue with you why?
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Dave D on January 24, 2024, 06:17:15 PM
I have no idea what you are talking about but seems you want to argue about it why? You just make shit up and want me to argue with you why?

Where did you get the idea for the forever chili?
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 24, 2024, 06:22:49 PM
Where did you get the idea for the forever chili?

It's not a new thing like wtf? People have been cooking stews for hundreds of thousands of years you think they just cook them then throw it away after 1 meal? Fuck I could tell you people I had a cup of coffee this morning and you would want to argue about it.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: BB on January 24, 2024, 07:33:23 PM
(https://i.postimg.cc/jSjFSx5K/Untitled.png).




(https://i.postimg.cc/PfyGXF4W/41-COwsu-Vve-L-AC-UF894-1000-QL80.jpg).
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Dave D on January 24, 2024, 07:35:10 PM
It's not a new thing like wtf? People have been cooking stews for hundreds of thousands of years you think they just cook them then throw it away after 1 meal? Fuck I could tell you people I had a cup of coffee this morning and you would want to argue about it.

Is that what I said? Did I say you made a crock pot meal and threw it away?

You just want to argue.

Where did you get the idea to cook a chili continuously for 2 weeks. And how did the specific flavors from the beginning still linger 2 weeks later if you were using different meats and seasonings? At some point you ate the original meal, a ceramic crock pot is not the same as a 300 year old cast iron caldron in terms of size or having the ability to marinate decades in decade of flavor. At most your crock would hold would be 10 quarts.

So again where did you get the idea? Was it something you found in old paperwork years ago and just remembered because you have a crock pot now?
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: webstar on January 24, 2024, 07:46:28 PM
It's not a new thing like wtf? People have been cooking stews for hundreds of thousands of years you think they just cook them then throw it away after 1 meal? Fuck I could tell you people I had a cup of coffee this morning and you would want to argue about it.

It’s new to you.

You eat slop and have shown us.

Now all of sudden in your 45 years you discovered a crockpot coincidentally as it becomes popular.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Never1AShow on January 24, 2024, 08:51:25 PM
Is that what I said? Did I say you made a crock pot meal and threw it away?

You just want to argue.

Where did you get the idea to cook a chili continuously for 2 weeks. And how did the specific flavors from the beginning still linger 2 weeks later if you were using different meats and seasonings? At some point you ate the original meal, a ceramic crock pot is not the same as a 300 year old cast iron caldron in terms of size or having the ability to marinate decades in decade of flavor. At most your crock would hold would be 10 quarts.

So again where did you get the idea? Was it something you found in old paperwork years ago and just remembered because you have a crock pot now?

Where he got the idea is still unanswered.  He's posted several attempts at a non-answer answer and distraction/deflection.

What's the hard part about saying, I saw it while scrolling some videos and thought it was a great idea?
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Quilzechews on January 24, 2024, 09:30:20 PM
It’s new to you.

You eat slop and have shown us.

Now all of sudden in your 45 years you discovered a crockpot coincidentally as it becomes popular.

Take it easy on the guy , he's so drug addled he still thinks it's November
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Gym Rat on January 25, 2024, 12:58:48 AM
You mean this Crackpot thing is a social media BB fad?  WTF..  LOL
Sam Glusak???   ???   ::)
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 25, 2024, 04:13:37 AM
Is that what I said? Did I say you made a crock pot meal and threw it away?

You just want to argue.

Where did you get the idea to cook a chili continuously for 2 weeks. And how did the specific flavors from the beginning still linger 2 weeks later if you were using different meats and seasonings? At some point you ate the original meal, a ceramic crock pot is not the same as a 300 year old cast iron caldron in terms of size or having the ability to marinate decades in decade of flavor. At most your crock would hold would be 10 quarts.

So again where did you get the idea? Was it something you found in old paperwork years ago and just remembered because you have a crock pot now?

I didn't just get the idea again sorry I have been cooking for myself my entire life. I also had actual peppers in the crockpot not just spices and yes I would add more spice as well. I was going to slowly covert the chili to a stew but wife wanted the crockpot for a pork loin. I plan to start a stew today or tomorrow need to run to grocery first.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 25, 2024, 04:14:26 AM
It’s new to you.

You eat slop and have shown us.

Now all of sudden in your 45 years you discovered a crockpot coincidentally as it becomes popular.

Since when did a crockpot just become popular? They have been around my entire life. Again I could tell you I had coffee today and you are going to give me a dozen reasons why you think I am lying. I made a chili I kept it going by adding more food to it each day deal with it. I also eat great you do not understand nutrition.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 25, 2024, 04:18:23 AM
Where he got the idea is still unanswered.  He's posted several attempts at a non-answer answer and distraction/deflection.

What's the hard part about saying, I saw it while scrolling some videos and thought it was a great idea?

Why I should just lie to make you happy? You think I have never made a fucking chili befor moron. I didn't get the idea from anywhere other than my belly being hungry
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: webstar on January 25, 2024, 04:27:18 AM
Since when did a crockpot just become popular? They have been around my entire life. Again I could tell you I had coffee today and you are going to give me a dozen reasons why you think I am lying. I made a chili I kept it going by adding more food to it each day deal with it. I also eat great you do not understand nutrition.

Agreed.

Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Krankenstein on January 25, 2024, 04:45:24 AM
I didn't just get the idea again sorry I have been cooking for myself my entire life. I also had actual peppers in the crockpot not just spices and yes I would add more spice as well. I was going to slowly covert the chili to a stew but wife wanted the crockpot for a pork loin. I plan to start a stew today or tomorrow need to run to grocery first.

So at 5yo you were cooking in a crockpot?
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Hulkotron on January 25, 2024, 04:47:51 AM
Strawmanning is a popular bhanks deflection technique to excuse his behaviors and shortcomings.

"You ducking people keep saying I've never eaten chili before"
"You ducking people keep saying I'm taking 10 grams a week"
"You ducking people keep saying I have a 60" waist"

etc.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: webstar on January 25, 2024, 04:53:59 AM
I didn't just get the idea again sorry I have been cooking for myself my entire life. I also had actual peppers in the crockpot not just spices and yes I would add more spice as well. I was going to slowly covert the chili to a stew but wife wanted the crockpot for a pork loin. I plan to start a stew today or tomorrow need to run to grocery first.

I thought your mom had to feed you hotdogs because you were poor growing up?

Trying to figure it out which one is it
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: tatoo on January 25, 2024, 04:59:21 AM
Why I should just lie to make you happy? You think I have never made a fucking chili befor moron. I didn't get the idea from anywhere other than my belly being hungry

vid of the chili hankins...... nevermind that slop sausage puke from months ago.. its about whats in the pot today.. lets see it wolfgang
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Never1AShow on January 25, 2024, 05:00:02 AM
You mean this Crackpot thing is a social media BB fad?  WTF..  LOL
Sam Glusak???   ???   ::)

At least we can ask him this now, like an old Hee Haw episode:
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: webstar on January 25, 2024, 06:00:24 AM
Why I should just lie to make you happy? You think I have never made a fucking chili befor moron. I didn't get the idea from anywhere other than my belly being hungry

interesting... when you were posting on facebook under the gym page someone asked you about your diet.

No mention about chilli.

now all of a sudden a chili connoisseur
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Dave D on January 25, 2024, 06:07:13 AM
I didn't just get the idea again sorry I have been cooking for myself my entire life. I also had actual peppers in the crockpot not just spices and yes I would add more spice as well. I was going to slowly covert the chili to a stew but wife wanted the crockpot for a pork loin. I plan to start a stew today or tomorrow need to run to grocery first.

Slowly convert the chili to a stew?

You were cooking the chili for 2 weeks. What was the conversion time, 3 months?

 How big is your crock pot?

Why haven’t you mad stews or chili like this before if you’ve been cooking for yourself for years?
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Never1AShow on January 25, 2024, 06:24:20 AM
Slowly convert the chili to a stew?

You were cooking the chili for 2 weeks. What was the conversion time, 3 months?

 How big is your crock pot?

Why haven’t you mad stews or chili like this before or give been cooking for yourself for years?

Stuff for dumplings was on the shopping list. Nothing about chili. By all means
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Dave D on January 25, 2024, 06:32:09 AM
Stuff for dumplings was on the shopping list. Nothing about chili. By all means

He’s been making Chili’s and stews out of leftovers for years, idk why Getbig is acting like this is unusual. You’ve never thrown peel and eat shrimp in a week old crockpot meal?
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: tatoo on January 25, 2024, 06:36:16 AM
He’s been making Chili’s and stews out of leftovers for years, idk why Getbig is acting like this is unusual. You’ve never thrown peel and eat shrimp in a week old crockpot meal?

hankins fucks everything up in life.. lmfao!
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Flexacon on January 25, 2024, 07:22:38 AM
His wife basically told him to fuck off with all his crock pot nonsense and took it away from him and now you guys are being mean to Hankins. Not cool
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 25, 2024, 09:43:27 AM
Slowly convert the chili to a stew?

You were cooking the chili for 2 weeks. What was the conversion time, 3 months?

 How big is your crock pot?

Why haven’t you mad stews or chili like this before if you’ve been cooking for yourself for years?

I have made chili and stews thousands of times no one has ever wanted to spend pages arguing about it before but I probably started making chili in middle school less ingredients back then. My single mom worked late I have been cooking for myself my entire life.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Gym Rat on January 25, 2024, 09:47:17 AM
Crockpot invented in 1940 or so. Grew up with one in the house in the 70's.
Retard social-media BB's acting like they created something new, ghey....   ::)
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Taffin on January 25, 2024, 09:53:07 AM
So at 5yo you were cooking in a crockpot?

Yep.  In between National Championship swimming meets (that he always won)


vid of the chili hankins...... nevermind that slop sausage puke from months ago.. its about whats in the pot today.. lets see it wolfgang

 :D

Wolfgang von Fuck(ed)  ;D
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 25, 2024, 09:54:28 AM
Crockpot invented in 1940 or so. Grew up with one in the house in the 70's.
Retard social-media BB's acting like they created something new, ghey....   ::)

I don't know anything about any social media bodybuilders using or promoting a crockpot again just fucking nonsense these idiots made up
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: wes on January 25, 2024, 09:56:46 AM
Crackpot Of Peace
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: joswift on January 25, 2024, 10:01:40 AM
I don't know anything about any social media bodybuilders using or promoting a crockpot again just fucking nonsense these idiots made up
No , they are social media influencers not bodybuilders, semantic Sam

Go watch some dancing trannies on Tik Tok
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Dave D on January 25, 2024, 10:08:42 AM
I have made chili and stews thousands of times no one has ever wanted to spend pages arguing about it before but I probably started making chili in middle school less ingredients back then. My single mom worked late I have been cooking for myself my entire life.

When you say chili I know what that is.

I’m talking about the forever/perpetual chili and stew. Those are two completely different; wouldnt you agree?
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: joswift on January 25, 2024, 10:09:36 AM
When you say chili I know what that is.

I’m talking about the forever/perpetual chili and stew. Those are two completely different; wouldnt you agree?
he will answer shortly, hes scouring Tictok
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Krankenstein on January 25, 2024, 10:13:49 AM
I have made chili and stews thousands of times no one has ever wanted to spend pages arguing about it before but I probably started making chili in middle school less ingredients back then. My single mom worked late I have been cooking for myself my entire life.

So you fed yourself formula?   Breast fed yourself?
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: joswift on January 25, 2024, 10:15:09 AM
I have made chili and stews thousands of times no one has ever wanted to spend pages arguing about it before but I probably started making chili in middle school less ingredients back then. My single mom worked late I have been cooking for myself my entire life.

Microwaving hotdogs?
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Krankenstein on January 25, 2024, 10:15:35 AM
Yep. In between National Championship swimming meets (that he always won)


 :D

Wolfgang von Fuck(ed)  ;D

0/10 for respect.....he should have been doing that AT the meet.   50m free - then add peal and eat shrimp - 200m ind medley - then add beef tenderloin - 500m free - then add FRENCH TOAST
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: joswift on January 25, 2024, 10:17:01 AM
0/10 for respect.....he should have been doing that AT the meet.   50m free - then add peal and eat shrimp - 200m ind medley - then add beef tenderloin - 500m free - then add FRENCH TOAST

he would be going down the pool with a streak behind him like a fucking octopus, instead of ink its shit
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Dave D on January 25, 2024, 10:29:44 AM
he will answer shortly, hes scouring Tictok


This guy…..

I know he’s a troll but I’m also convinced he’s an idiot in real life.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: joswift on January 25, 2024, 10:31:10 AM

This guy…..

I know he’s a troll but I’m also convinced he’s an idiot in real life.

hes way more than that, hes a fucking despicable kunt
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Walter Sobchak on January 25, 2024, 10:37:06 AM
hes way more than that, hes a fucking despicable kunt

No need to bring Walter Sobchak into this…
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Gym Rat on January 25, 2024, 10:43:03 AM
0/10 for respect.....he should have been doing that AT the meet.   50m free - then add peal and eat shrimp - 200m ind medley - then add beef tenderloin - 500m free - then add Nice FRENCH TOAST

Updated ^^^
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Taffin on January 25, 2024, 02:08:21 PM
So you fed yourself formula?   Breast fed yourself?

Krank - how did you resist reposting one of your masterpieces here..!?!  Your willpower is stronger than mine, Sir  ;D

Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: webstar on January 25, 2024, 02:11:26 PM

This guy…..

I know he’s a troll but I’m also convinced he’s an idiot in real life.

I use to think he’s trolling. But him not having any family or friends proved to me he is an absolute, moron, and a social leper.

In some sick, twisted way. I think he enjoys the beating. He takes here daily because it’s the only social interaction he has. He hasn’t held down a real job in I think over a decade.

Christ, look at the John Cooper fiasco. He was all chummy with Jon for a month. And then Jon told him to fuck right off
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: BEEFCAKE on January 25, 2024, 02:17:42 PM
Krank - how did you resist reposting one of your masterpieces here..!?!  Your willpower is stronger than mine, Sir  ;D

id love to oil those bad boys down
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Dave D on January 25, 2024, 02:23:58 PM
I use to think he’s trolling. But him not having any family or friends proved to me he is an absolute, moron, and a social leper.

In some sick, twisted way. I think he enjoys the beating. He takes here daily because it’s the only social interaction he has. He hasn’t held down a real job in I think over a decade.

Christ, look at the John Cooper fiasco. He was all chummy with Jon for a month. And then Jon told him to fuck right off


A social leper, lol.

How did his wife fall for him though? It doesn’t make sense.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: BEEFCAKE on January 25, 2024, 02:30:22 PM

A social leper, lol.

How did his wife fall for him though? It doesn’t make sense.

female social worker,parole officers , bail agents , probation officers  are always trying to date the convicts, every time.....
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: IroNat on January 25, 2024, 02:33:01 PM
Crackpot Crockpot Of Peace
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Taffin on January 25, 2024, 02:36:45 PM
I use to think he’s trolling. But him not having any family or friends proved to me he is an absolute, moron, and a social leper.

In some sick, twisted way. I think he enjoys the beating. He takes here daily because it’s the only social interaction he has. He hasn’t held down a real job in I think over a decade.

Christ, look at the John Cooper fiasco. He was all chummy with Jon for a month. And then Jon told him to fuck right off

I think your last sentence alludes to why Brian sticks around - this is probably the only place or group that won't ban him - he bounces from place to place with the same act - Brian in Brown below:

Pic plus shy hello - am I shit or what?  (Fishing for compliments phase)
Questions ensue (reasonably)

Semhanktics begin to take place (how dare these people question my magnificence!!)
Photos start dropping every day without being requested
Harder questions follow - open disbelief and challenge to his assertions

Ego emerges, anger and abuse starts - along with dick root and gangster chain pics daily
Last warnings from whoever

"Fuck you - ban me!"

Banned/blocked


id love to oil those bad boys down

Take some oil to the Olympia and you could do it after you knock him out ;D
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: wes on January 25, 2024, 02:36:50 PM

What does the slang crackpot mean?

whimsically eccentric person

Dating from the late 19th century, crackpot combines pot, slang for "head," with crack, implying someone whose head is cracked.

Definitions of crackpot. a whimsically eccentric person. synonyms: crank, fruitcake, nut, nut case, screwball. type of: eccentric, eccentric person, flake, geek, oddball.  :D
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Dave D on January 25, 2024, 02:43:50 PM
female social worker,parole officers , bail agents , probation officers  are always trying to date the convicts, every time.....

This is right. I would have thought a prosecutor would be different, but technically he has no criminal charges.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: joswift on January 25, 2024, 02:48:20 PM
This is right. I would have thought a prosecutor would be different, but technically he has no criminal charges.
But he definitely "had" them
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Dave D on January 25, 2024, 03:07:11 PM
But he definitely "had" them

What, not our Hankins.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: njflex on January 25, 2024, 07:44:15 PM
Krank - how did you resist reposting one of your masterpieces here..!?!  Your willpower is stronger than mine, Sir  ;D
Hank cutler
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: AbrahamG on January 25, 2024, 11:34:56 PM
Hank cutler

That's gonna be hard to unsee. 
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Gym Rat on January 26, 2024, 12:04:55 AM
That's gonna be hard to unsee.

LMAO  :D

I'm gonna  hang it on my gym wall...
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: ThisisOverload on January 26, 2024, 09:50:18 PM
female social worker,parole officers , bail agents , probation officers  are always trying to date the convicts, every time.....

He met his wife at a drug rehabilitation program for people on court ordered probation.

She is trying to "fix" him.

And he has daddy's money.



Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 27, 2024, 05:09:12 AM
He met his wife at a drug rehabilitation program for people on court ordered probation.

She is trying to "fix" him.

And he has daddy's money.

You are just making up likes about me because you are a jealous hater because like it or not I am in better shape than every single one of you
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: joswift on January 27, 2024, 05:12:20 AM
(https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=690412.0;attach=1488171;image)

hahaha look at his prized possession left bicep, the result of an accident as opposed to effort and hard work

Look how pleased with himself he is, never mind hes all alone at home again.


Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 27, 2024, 05:25:55 AM
(https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=690412.0;attach=1488171;image)

hahaha look at his prized possession left bicep, the result of an accident as opposed to effort and hard work

Look how pleased with himself he is, never mind hes all alone at home again.

Why do you keep repeating the same lie about me? Do you think if you say it 1000 times it will become true? I have a full house of kids adults and dogs.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: joswift on January 27, 2024, 05:26:40 AM
Why do you keep repeating the same lie about me? Do you think if you say it 1000 times it will become true? I have a full house of kids adults and dogs.


House full of kids adulkts and dogs yet hes in the bathroom posing for men online

Its like the Brady Bunch, hey, you sound like Bobby Brady
what about the shitty damaged bicep?
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 27, 2024, 05:29:52 AM
what about the shitty damaged bicep?

Are you insane???
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: joswift on January 27, 2024, 05:31:19 AM
Are you insane???

yep, the result of an upper tear, show us your right...

PS, why are you still in the bathroom 15 minutes after posting your other pic if you have people at home?
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Gym Rat on January 27, 2024, 05:32:40 AM
(https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=690412.0;attach=1488171;image)

hahaha look at his prized possession left bicep, the result of an accident as opposed to effort and hard work

Look how pleased with himself he is, never mind hes all alone at home again.

Face aging greatly due to the gearz...
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: wes on January 27, 2024, 05:34:26 AM
Face aging greatly due to the gearz...
X 2

Looks older than I do.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: joswift on January 27, 2024, 05:34:42 AM
Face aging greatly due to the gearz...
(https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=672165.0;attach=1302878;image)

3 years ago
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: IroNat on January 27, 2024, 05:40:11 AM
He met his wife at a drug rehabilitation program for people on court ordered probation.

She is trying to "fix" him.

And he has daddy's money.





This.

Similar to women who fall in love with serial killers on death row.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: IroNat on January 27, 2024, 05:41:39 AM
Face aging greatly due to the gearz...

He looks terrible.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Never1AShow on January 27, 2024, 06:00:13 AM

A social leper, lol.

How did his wife fall for him though? It doesn’t make sense.

Do you seriously ask this?  You do know he's got money right?
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Never1AShow on January 27, 2024, 06:01:14 AM
(https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=672165.0;attach=1302878;image)

3 years ago

I love the ape-ish ones, partially explain the Gorilla video he's scared to post.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: joswift on January 27, 2024, 06:02:54 AM
Do you seriously ask this?  You do know he's got money right?

and she knew exactly how much because she met him through his probation officer
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Never1AShow on January 27, 2024, 06:04:08 AM
Face aging greatly due to the gearz...

This shot/angle needs to be added to the mugshot list. It's a bit new/different than others. Lord what a mug, 46 going on 60.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Never1AShow on January 27, 2024, 06:06:23 AM
and she knew exactly how much because she met him through his probation officer

In fairness, she's the foolish one, she's working and he's home fucking around.  Why's she working?
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Hulkotron on January 27, 2024, 06:19:31 AM
I believe bhanks has previously explained that they met "through friends".
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: tatoo on January 27, 2024, 06:21:56 AM
I believe bhanks has previously explained that they met "through friends".

he doesnt have any friends lmao... come on now
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: joswift on January 27, 2024, 06:46:32 AM
In fairness, she's the foolish one, she's working and he's home fucking around.  Why's she working?
its the long game, once they move it will be a joint property, another three months she will tell the cops hes bullying her and she will drag up his non-existant criminal history of abusing women and have him thrown out.
She has many connections in the court system to ensure Brians "top legal team" is hogtied.

We told him three years ago what was going to happen
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Soul Crusher on January 27, 2024, 06:51:33 AM
(https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=690412.0;attach=1488171;image)

hahaha look at his prized possession left bicep, the result of an accident as opposed to effort and hard work

Look how pleased with himself he is, never mind hes all alone at home again.


Aging very ungracefully
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: GymnJuice on January 27, 2024, 07:01:43 AM
You are just making up likes about me because you are a jealous hater because like it or not I am in better shape than every single one of you

(https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=690412.0;attach=1488171;image)


Do the wrinkles get better or worse when the facial swelling goes down?
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Flexacon on January 27, 2024, 08:26:28 AM
This shot/angle needs to be added to the mugshot list. It's a bit new/different than others. Lord what a mug, 46 going on 60.
(https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=690412.0;attach=1488187;image)

That's rough and he's sporting a genuine triple chin now.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 27, 2024, 09:12:37 AM
Again this is not the hair and makeup board who gives a fuck if someone makes an ugly face flexing
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: joswift on January 27, 2024, 09:20:55 AM
Again this is not the hair and makeup board who gives a fuck if someone makes an ugly face flexing

maybe your probation officer
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Flexacon on January 27, 2024, 09:39:34 AM
Again this is not the hair and makeup board who gives a fuck if someone makes an ugly face flexing

Why are you trying to smile in the pic then?

Who are you smiling for?

As you posted it here for us I gotta say smiling like that is pretty gay!
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Gym Rat on January 27, 2024, 09:53:41 AM
This shot/angle needs to be added to the mugshot list. It's a bit new/different than others. Lord what a mug, 46 going on 60.

Heavy anabolic use ages the face (and innards) ...
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: webstar on January 27, 2024, 10:04:49 AM
Healthy as n ox

45 going on 60 in the face
45 going on 87 internally
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: joswift on January 27, 2024, 10:06:56 AM
Its great that hes destroying himself on here thinking hes getting one over on people.
The more we tell him hes shit the quicker he hastes his decline

he will be filling another syringe as we speak
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: SF1900 on January 27, 2024, 10:07:47 AM
You are just making up likes about me because you are a jealous hater because like it or not I am in better shape than every single one of you

Bhanks, no trolling, you look 60 years old.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: webstar on January 27, 2024, 10:43:35 AM
Look at the damn turkey neck / triple chin in this pic
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: joswift on January 27, 2024, 11:04:39 AM
Look at the damn turkey neck / triple chin in this pic
hes trying to make his neck look 19 inches since we pointed out he has a pencil neck
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Taffin on January 27, 2024, 11:17:48 AM
Again this is not the hair and makeup board who gives a fuck if someone makes an ugly face flexing

We do - we think it's hilarious you mong

(http://i.postimg.cc/HLf5dM9x/Adderall-is-a-helluva-drug.gif)
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Lartinos on January 27, 2024, 11:26:01 AM
This shot/angle needs to be added to the mugshot list. It's a bit new/different than others. Lord what a mug, 46 going on 60.

The audacity for him to call someone else “old man.”

Completely delusional to the truth and reality..
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: webstar on January 27, 2024, 12:08:13 PM
Bhanks, no trolling, you look 60 years old.

It’s crazy he actsully got Botox done still looks 65
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Skeletor on January 27, 2024, 12:09:07 PM
Healthy as n ox

45 going on 60 in the face
45 going on 87 internally

Most octogenarians and even nonagenarians have far less than 80 health conditions.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: wes on January 27, 2024, 12:45:36 PM
We do - we think it's hilarious you mong

(http://i.postimg.cc/HLf5dM9x/Adderall-is-a-helluva-drug.gif)

;D
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Flexacon on January 27, 2024, 12:47:22 PM
It’s crazy he actsully got Botox done still looks 65

AND laser facial treatment
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: illuminati on January 27, 2024, 12:53:45 PM
It’s crazy he actsully got Botox done still looks 65

WTF !!  seriously = if he's had Botox its from same supplier as
His Steroids as it don't work  ::)
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Never1AShow on January 27, 2024, 01:22:38 PM
Raleigh’s a big enough city that he won’t be able to skate or buy his way out with a lawyer who knows all the small town judges. His and hers connections won’t work.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Skeletor on January 27, 2024, 03:11:27 PM
Bhank deleted the post with his shiny black thong picture and then claimed it was photoshopped. He can't keep up with his lies so he starts deleting.

https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=683877.msg9990756#msg9990756


I have decided to eat after all just had half a sandwich and a cup of vegetable soup

(https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=683877.0;attach=1437732)


Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Flexacon on January 27, 2024, 03:33:31 PM
Bhank deleted the post with his shiny black thong picture and then claimed it was photoshopped. He can't keep up with his lies so he starts deleting.

https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=683877.msg9990756#msg9990756

The idiot went and deleted the whole post, but it was quoted multiple times so he has no chance of getting away with it.

All he had to do is hit modify post and delete the pic and he would have been good.

Bhanky you're a fuckin moron.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: ThisisOverload on January 27, 2024, 04:24:21 PM
You are just making up likes about me because you are a jealous hater because like it or not I am in better shape than every single one of you

You know it's true. We saw the video of your wife stating you were one of her best success stories.

Post a picture of that pose from the other side of your mangled body.

You look a few years away from death. Which is a good thing for this world.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Gym Rat on January 28, 2024, 12:08:51 AM
The curious case of Benjamin BHanks...

Posts a couple nude selfies a day, gets destroyed, mocked, laughed at. (Like having some muscle is the only thing in life).

Argues back and forth w/ complete strangers about how much better he is than everyone. For man years.
Hits the gas hard for 25+ years, 80+ physical ailments. Goes to other forums, same behavior (only banned).
Comes back here for more daily abuse.  A head scratcher...  ???
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: joswift on January 28, 2024, 02:51:14 AM
The curious case of Benjamin BHanks...

Posts a couple nude selfies a day, gets destroyed, mocked, laughed at. (Like having some muscle is the only thing in life).

Argues back and forth w/ complete strangers about how much better he is than everyone. For man years.
Hits the gas hard for 25+ years, 80+ physical ailments. Goes to other forums, same behavior (only banned).
Comes back here for more daily abuse.  A head scratcher...  ???
Em was out two nights ago with her friend, she had a nice little black dress on, no Brian in sight
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: IroNat on January 28, 2024, 03:11:22 AM
Bhanks, no trolling, you look 60 years old.

Not that there's anything wrong with that...if you're 60.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Taffin on January 28, 2024, 03:25:23 AM
The curious case of Benjamin BHanks...

Posts a couple nude selfies a day, gets destroyed, mocked, laughed at. (Like having some muscle is the only thing in life).

Argues back and forth w/ complete strangers about how much better he is than everyone. For man years.
Hits the gas hard for 25+ years, 80+ physical ailments. Goes to other forums, same behavior (only banned).
Comes back here for more daily abuse.  A head scratcher...  ???

Yeah, the pathology here is very weird.  It's kind of a shame really, as every now and again he does make a funny post.  It's just that this place can't stand 2 things: liars and braggers.  With a bit of honesty and humility he would have fit in (as much as any of us do) - and he may even realise this but just... can't... help... himself...

Reminds me of that thing about the Scorpion stinging the Frog as they cross the river - except in this version the Scorpion says "I can't help it, it's in my nature - and look at my ducking dick root again and again bitch!"
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Raymondo on January 28, 2024, 03:41:28 AM
You know it's true. We saw the video of your wife stating you were one of her best success stories.

Post a picture of that pose from the other side of your mangled body.

You look a few years away from death. Which is a good thing for this world.

Oh brother  ::)

If I ever get in a position where a woman describes me as her "success story" throw me off the London Eye, please do.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Raymondo on January 28, 2024, 03:41:59 AM
Pussy-whipped beta male of peace
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 28, 2024, 04:59:01 AM
The curious case of Benjamin BHanks...

Posts a couple nude selfies a day, gets destroyed, mocked, laughed at. (Like having some muscle is the only thing in life).

Argues back and forth w/ complete strangers about how much better he is than everyone. For man years.
Hits the gas hard for 25+ years, 80+ physical ailments. Goes to other forums, same behavior (only banned).
Comes back here for more daily abuse.  A head scratcher...  ???

Laugh all you want I am currently in better shape than every single one of you fact. Never posted a nude selfie in my life. I do not feel like arguing about every other thing in life however by any standard the rest of my life is going pretty well better than 99% of this damn board I am not the anonymous slob here arguing from my basement. I sit around all day reading memes, eating, and lifting weights. The American Dream. I am also not hitting the gas hard and certainly haven't been for 25 years but whatever. 80 ailments lol gtfo with that nonsense. I have crohns and some old injuries so what. I could run through a fucking wall today.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 28, 2024, 05:03:54 AM
Pussy-whipped beta male of peace

You guys are just making up lies about me as always. By all means let anyone come tell me how Beta I am see how that goes
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: tatoo on January 28, 2024, 05:04:51 AM
The curious case of Benjamin BHanks...

Posts a couple nude selfies a day, gets destroyed, mocked, laughed at. (Like having some muscle is the only thing in life).

Argues back and forth w/ complete strangers about how much better he is than everyone. For man years.
Hits the gas hard for 25+ years, 80+ physical ailments. Goes to other forums, same behavior (only banned).
Comes back here for more daily abuse.  A head scratcher...  ???

lmao.... spot on perfect rat.. smh hankins
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: GymnJuice on January 28, 2024, 05:08:14 AM
Laugh all you want I am currently in better shape than every single one of you fact. Never posted a nude selfie in my life. I do not feel like arguing about every other thing in life however by any standard the rest of my life is going pretty well better than 99% of this damn board I am not the anonymous slob here arguing from my basement. I sit around all day reading memes, eating, and lifting weights. The American Dream. I am also not hitting the gas hard and certainly haven't been for 25 years but whatever. 80 ailments lol gtfo with that nonsense. I have crohns and some old injuries so what. I could run through a fucking wall today.

No plans to work in Raleigh?
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: tatoo on January 28, 2024, 05:13:39 AM
You guys are just making up lies about me as always. By all means let anyone come tell me how Beta I am see how that goes

come on w the tough talk hankins.. its the internet bro... talking shit like you do only makes you look like bitch irl
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 28, 2024, 05:17:11 AM
No plans to work in Raleigh?

Are you my accountant now? If I get offered something I like I may work for someone else. I may work for myself that is an option. I could work remote again or go into an office if something interesting came up. I may just train fulltime for the 2050 Master Nationals over 70 class and get my Master IFBB Pro Card. I am not too worried about making millions to buy shit I don't need. I have everything I want already.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: illuminati on January 28, 2024, 05:20:23 AM
Are you my accountant now? If I get offered something I like I may work for someone else. I may work for myself that is an option. I could work remote again or go into an office if something interesting came up. I may just train fulltime for the 2050 Master Nationals over 70 class and get my Master IFBB Pro Card. I am not too worried about making millions to buy shit I don't need. I have everything I want already.

This
The curious case of Benjamin BHanks...

Posts a couple nude selfies a day, gets destroyed, mocked, laughed at. (Like having some muscle is the only thing in life).

Argues back and forth w/ complete strangers about how much better he is than everyone. For man years.
Hits the gas hard for 25+ years, 80+ physical ailments. Goes to other forums, same behavior (only banned).
Comes back here for more daily abuse.  A head scratcher...  ???
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 28, 2024, 05:23:37 AM
come on w the tough talk hankins.. its the internet bro... talking shit like you do only makes you look like bitch irl

That is the whole thing doesn't really matter what my voice sounds like or how I look I remember hearing a coach tell his wrestler at a big tourney look at this kid you can take him. Like my blond hair and blue eyes or private school education made me less of a killer. Now do I go around getting in fights hell no I am 46 years old but have no doubt I am at my absolute peak right now. It's not the size or the strength it is the ratio the explosive power I also have no pain. I can't even feel anything in my lower back or neck right now. I have not felt like this in sometime. I feel like twitchy athletic explosive power recently. That speed that pop that initial explosive movement is everything. Normally my shoulders ache my neck and lower back are stiff but not now it's all gone. I feel like a million bucks to be honest I am telling you I could tackle a bear today
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: tatoo on January 28, 2024, 05:30:21 AM
That is the whole thing doesn't really matter what my voice sounds like or how I look I remember hearing a coach tell his wrestler at a big tourney look at this kid you can take him. Like my blond hair and blue eyes or private school education made me less of a killer. Now do I go around getting in fights hell no I am 46 years old but have no doubt I am at my absolute peak right now. It's not the size or the strength it is the ratio the explosive power I also have no pain. I can't even feel anything in my lower back or neck right now. I have not felt like this in sometime. I feel like twitchy athletic explosive power recently. That speed that pop that initial explosive movement is everything. Normally my shoulders ache my neck and lower back are stiff but not now it's all gone. I feel like a million bucks to be honest

what brand of hgh you using?
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Never1AShow on January 28, 2024, 06:02:32 AM
what brand of hgh you using?

Yes, need to know what brand of GH he takes that allows him to not be able to squat 225x10.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Tennisballz on January 28, 2024, 06:06:50 AM
That is the whole thing doesn't really matter what my voice sounds like or how I look I remember hearing a coach tell his wrestler at a big tourney look at this kid you can take him. Like my blond hair and blue eyes or private school education made me less of a killer. Now do I go around getting in fights hell no I am 46 years old but have no doubt I am at my absolute peak right now. It's not the size or the strength it is the ratio the explosive power I also have no pain. I can't even feel anything in my lower back or neck right now. I have not felt like this in sometime. I feel like twitchy athletic explosive power recently. That speed that pop that initial explosive movement is everything. Normally my shoulders ache my neck and lower back are stiff but not now it's all gone. I feel like a million bucks to be honest I am telling you I could tackle a bear today
Too bad you couldn't tackle Clegg...he beat your ass and you had to leave the cage wearing an oxygen mask lol.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: wes on January 28, 2024, 06:08:06 AM
That is the whole thing doesn't really matter what my voice sounds like or how I look I remember hearing a coach tell his wrestler at a big tourney look at this kid you can take him. Like my blond hair and blue eyes or private school education made me less of a killer. Now do I go around getting in fights hell no I am 46 years old but have no doubt I am at my absolute peak right now. It's not the size or the strength it is the ratio the explosive power I also have no pain. I can't even feel anything in my lower back or neck right now. I have not felt like this in sometime. I feel like twitchy athletic explosive power recently. That speed that pop that initial explosive movement is everything. Normally my shoulders ache my neck and lower back are stiff but not now it's all gone. I feel like a million bucks to be honest I am telling you I could tackle a bear today
FRONTLOAD OF PEACE
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: joswift on January 28, 2024, 06:22:06 AM
Laugh all you want I am currently in better shape than every single one of you fact. Never posted a nude selfie in my life. I do not feel like arguing about every other thing in life however by any standard the rest of my life is going pretty well better than 99% of this damn board I am not the anonymous slob here arguing from my basement. I sit around all day reading memes, eating, and lifting weights. The American Dream. I am also not hitting the gas hard and certainly haven't been for 25 years but whatever. 80 ailments lol gtfo with that nonsense. I have crohns and some old injuries so what. I could run through a fucking wall today.

shame you cant translate that to real life and be the best in something there.

You are lean, thats it, you have nothing else going for you, shitty torn up lopsided body, shitty personality, a wife who feels nauseous when you touch her, hence why shes not at home and out on the town looking for an upgrade already, a non contributor to society sitting on the internet while your wifes supports you

Brian, it must suck to be you
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Never1AShow on January 28, 2024, 06:54:36 AM
FRONTLOAD OF PEACE

He's obviously woken up feisty, smoked some dope and started swinging.  Comes in last on every stage.  He has no legs, absolute shit as a bodybuilder because YOU NEED LEGS. 
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: joswift on January 28, 2024, 07:06:39 AM
Gut to chest ratio of peace
Pear shaped pussy
(https://i.ibb.co/ZmjnDLP/Screenshot-2024-01-28-at-15-05-17.png)
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: wes on January 28, 2024, 07:08:38 AM
Gut to chest ratio of peace
Pear shaped pussy
(https://i.ibb.co/ZmjnDLP/Screenshot-2024-01-28-at-15-05-17.png)
Trimester Of Peace

Crock Pot Belly Of Peace   :D
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Never1AShow on January 28, 2024, 07:23:41 AM
Trimester Of Peace

Crock Pot Belly Of Peace   :D

Crockpot chili question mothafucka, it ain't going away.  Probation Officer?  2nd failed job attempt?  Seriously, how can this work without massive resentment if he's fucking around on the internet all day and she's busting her ass?  even considering the long game, gotta be an issue.

The unanswered questions list:

1)  Why did you have a parole probation officer?
2)  Where did you get the idea for crockpot forever stew/chili?
3)  Why don't you repost the "real" pool video?
4)  Why did you leave your job?
5)  What was the pain killer you took at your show?
6)  Who prescribed you the HGH you're on (the hernia doctor declined the Rx)
7)  Where is relaxed gut pic or pic from side with gut relaxed?
8)  Why won't you repost the Gorilla video?
9)  How did the job interview go?
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Taffin on January 28, 2024, 07:25:59 AM
That is the whole thing doesn't really matter what my voice sounds like or how I look I remember hearing a coach tell his wrestler at a big tourney look at this kid you can take him. Like my blond hair and blue eyes or private school education made me less of a killer. Now do I go around getting in fights hell no I am 46 years old but have no doubt I am at my absolute peak right now. It's not the size or the strength it is the ratio the explosive power I also have no pain. I can't even feel anything in my lower back or neck right now. I have not felt like this in sometime. I feel like twitchy athletic explosive power recently. That speed that pop that initial explosive movement is everything. Normally my shoulders ache my neck and lower back are stiff but not now it's all gone. I feel like a million bucks to be honest I am telling you I could tackle a bear today

Leave them bears alone - round these parts we snap Alsatians spines to show how tough we is

(http://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExYXEwbmpwZWd2ZjZ6Nm05OWE4NDg4amNncXMxb2RiYW5yaWxrcXo0YyZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/20vFnUr6HH0aKXFl8I/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Soul Crusher on January 28, 2024, 07:32:05 AM
Laugh all you want I am currently in better shape than every single one of you fact. Never posted a nude selfie in my life. I do not feel like arguing about every other thing in life however by any standard the rest of my life is going pretty well better than 99% of this damn board I am not the anonymous slob here arguing from my basement. I sit around all day reading memes, eating, and lifting weights. The American Dream. I am also not hitting the gas hard and certainly haven't been for 25 years but whatever. 80 ailments lol gtfo with that nonsense. I have crohns and some old injuries so what. I could run through a fucking wall today.

I thought you had trouble w the stairs ? 
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: webstar on January 28, 2024, 07:37:01 AM
Are you my accountant now? If I get offered something I like I may work for someone else. I may work for myself that is an option. I could work remote again or go into an office if something interesting came up. I may just train fulltime for the 2050 Master Nationals over 70 class and get my Master IFBB Pro Card. I am not too worried about making millions to buy shit I don't need. I have everything I want already.



Minus hair, right pec,legs and a working summerboard

Right
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Raymondo on January 28, 2024, 07:39:23 AM
I sit around all day reading memes, eating, and lifting weights. The American Dream.

 ;) :) :D

We need a quotes of hanky post with retarded comments like this, I mean this is pure comedy gold
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Skeletor on January 28, 2024, 07:51:44 AM
Leave them bears alone - round these parts we snap Alsatians spines to show how tough we is

(http://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExYXEwbmpwZWd2ZjZ6Nm05OWE4NDg4amNncXMxb2RiYW5yaWxrcXo0YyZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/20vFnUr6HH0aKXFl8I/giphy.gif)

The bears he's talking about:

(https://i.pinimg.com/736x/02/c7/47/02c747ed918f16f870e3c3e928622c18.jpg)
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: webstar on January 28, 2024, 09:31:51 AM
Laugh all you want I am currently in better shape than every single one of you fact. Never posted a nude selfie in my life. I do not feel like arguing about every other thing in life however by any standard the rest of my life is going pretty well better than 99% of this damn board I am not the anonymous slob here arguing from my basement. I sit around all day reading memes, eating, and lifting weights. The American Dream. I am also not hitting the gas hard and certainly haven't been for 25 years but whatever. 80 ailments lol gtfo with that nonsense. I have crohns and some old injuries so what. I could run through a fucking wall today.

Right, that’s why you were working at fucking Home Depot a few months ago. And now you are desperately scrambling to work at a startup company.

This idiot is living off his dad’s inheritance. Nothing else. He also had a nasty legal battle with his brother. Why not share the details about that Brian.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Dave D on January 28, 2024, 09:33:41 AM
Right, that’s why you were working at fucking Home Depot a few months ago. And now you are desperately scrambling to work at a startup company.

This idiot is living off his dad’s inheritance. Nothing else. He also had a nasty legal battle with his brother. Why not share the details about that Brian.

You’re in contact with his bro? Can you ask him to post here? What’s his mma record?
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Taffin on January 28, 2024, 09:47:23 AM
The bears he's talking about:

(https://i.pinimg.com/736x/02/c7/47/02c747ed918f16f870e3c3e928622c18.jpg)

 :D

Aah - I see - thanks for clearing that up

So presumably tackle = hammer and handle = anvil?  So that's an ambitious statement - hope he's got lube




(He's not going to like these posts  ;D)
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: webstar on January 28, 2024, 09:49:56 AM
You’re in contact with his bro? Can you ask him to post here? What’s his mma record?

Haha, I’m waiting for Brian’s typical response

Hater
Making up lies
Slandering my name

It will be one of those three
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: joswift on January 28, 2024, 09:55:08 AM
Haha, I’m waiting for Brian’s typical response

Hater
Making up lies
Slandering my name

It will be one of those three
You forgot a grimacing dick root selfie
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: webstar on January 28, 2024, 09:57:06 AM
You forgot a grimacing dick root selfie

Hahaha or a one good arm pose
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: webstar on January 28, 2024, 09:57:37 AM
Brian , if your bother shows up at the Olympia. What will you do?
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Soul Crusher on January 28, 2024, 10:05:19 AM
Bhanks what
Happened with your other fights ? 
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: joswift on January 28, 2024, 10:11:15 AM
Bhanks what
Happened with your other fights ?
he bailed in two of them, quit with a shoulder injury, quit on his stool against Clegg

I would bet money he quit in his other as well.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: webstar on January 28, 2024, 10:16:04 AM
he bailed in two of them, quit with a shoulder injury, quit on his stool against Clegg

I would bet money he quit in his other as well.

Going to have to disagree here.

Pretty sure the judges had it out for him.

Brian was from out of town and the judges wanted a local guy to win.

You know the politics in these elementary school gym mma fights
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Dave D on January 28, 2024, 10:55:36 AM
Going to have to disagree here.

Pretty sure the judges had it out for him.

Brian was from out of town and the judges wanted a local guy to win.

You know the politics in these elementary school gym mma fights

These local dojo’s need the money, they can’t have their fighter losing to a guy with no affiliation to any training or gym.


Hahahahah if you’ve ever been to one of these local mma events IF someone goes the distance the “judges” want no part of arguing with the schools or the outcome.

I’ve seen guys that did not belong in any sort of physical altercation get their butt handed to them in 30 seconds (tap or knock out) and the entourage arguing so much about the quick outcome that they changed the decision to a no contest, so it wouldn’t show up as a loss on the record……

I’ve also see guys knocked out insisting they weren’t, as they obviously don’t remember what happened.

The refs/judges want every competitor to go home and not to  the hospital. On a ground and pound if there is any damage being done, if the opponent is not able to defend himself, or is busted open they call it quickly or at worst stand them back up. These fights aren’t the UFC, no one is playing the bongos on someone’s head for 2 rounds and not getting the fight called in their favor.

That Hankins would argue this fact and claim that he won is insane, especially when the ref so quick to make a decision on Hankins physical condition to continue but let Clegg “get his head bashed in for 8 minutes”.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: illuminati on January 28, 2024, 10:56:22 AM
Bhanks what
Happened with your other fights ?

He lost . 🤣
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: webstar on January 28, 2024, 11:09:22 AM
These local dojo’s need the money, they can’t have their fighter losing to a guy with no affiliation to any training or gym.


Hahahahah if you’ve ever been to one of these local mma events IF someone goes the distance the “judges” want no part of arguing with the schools or the outcome.

I’ve seen guys that did not belong in any sort of physical altercation get their butt handed to them in 30 seconds (tap or knock out) and the entourage arguing so much about the quick outcome that they changed the decision to a no contest, so it wouldn’t show up as a loss on the record……

I’ve also see guys knocked out insisting they weren’t, as they obviously don’t remember what happened.

The refs/judges want every competitor to go home and not to  the hospital. On a ground and pound if there is any damage being done, if the opponent is not able to defend himself, or is busted open they call it quickly or at worst stand them back up. These fights aren’t the UFC, no one is playing the bongos on someone’s head for 2 rounds and not getting the fight called in their favor.

That Hankins would argue this fact and claim that he won is insane, especially when the ref so quick to make a decision on Hankins physical condition to continue but let Clegg “get his head bashed in for 8 minutes”.

Hahahhaha

I laugh because everything you said is correct,


It’s just in the Hankins house of hallucinations it’s the complete opposite
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Never1AShow on January 28, 2024, 12:46:51 PM

The unanswered questions list:

1)  Why did you have a parole probation officer?
2)  Where did you get the idea for crockpot forever stew/chili?
3)  Why don't you repost the "real" pool video?
4)  Why did you leave your job?
5)  What was the pain killer you took at your show?
6)  Who prescribed you the HGH you're on (the hernia doctor declined the Rx)
7)  Where is relaxed gut pic or pic from side with gut relaxed?
8)  Why won't you repost the Gorilla video?
9)  How did the job interview go?
10)  What brand of GH (because you can't do 225x10)?
11)  Why did you delete the below picture from Charlotte that you previously posted?


Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: chaos on January 28, 2024, 01:41:54 PM
Laugh all you want I am currently in better shape than every single one of you fact. Never posted a nude selfie in my life. I do not feel like arguing about every other thing in life however by any standard the rest of my life is going pretty well better than 99% of this damn board I am not the anonymous slob here arguing from my basement. I sit around all day reading memes, eating, and lifting weights. The American Dream. I am also not hitting the gas hard and certainly haven't been for 25 years but whatever. 80 ailments lol gtfo with that nonsense. I have crohns and some old injuries so what. I could run through a fucking wall today.
Wish you would try.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: illuminati on January 28, 2024, 01:45:42 PM
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Laugh all you want I am currently in better shape than every single one of you fact. Never posted a nude selfie in my life. I do not feel like arguing about every other thing in life however by any standard the rest of my life is going pretty well better than 99% of this damn board I am not the anonymous slob here arguing from my basement. I sit around all day reading memes, eating, and lifting weights. The American Dream. I am also not hitting the gas hard and certainly haven't been for 25 years but whatever. 80 ailments lol gtfo with that nonsense. I have crohns and some old injuries so what. I could run through a fucking wall today.


Oi FAGGOTT - Wake up time ,  you'd struggle to get through a soaking wet paper bag.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Taffin on January 28, 2024, 03:36:29 PM
These local dojo’s need the money, they can’t have their fighter losing to a guy with no affiliation to any training or gym.


Hahahahah if you’ve ever been to one of these local mma events IF someone goes the distance the “judges” want no part of arguing with the schools or the outcome.

I’ve seen guys that did not belong in any sort of physical altercation get their butt handed to them in 30 seconds (tap or knock out) and the entourage arguing so much about the quick outcome that they changed the decision to a no contest, so it wouldn’t show up as a loss on the record……

I’ve also see guys knocked out insisting they weren’t, as they obviously don’t remember what happened.

The refs/judges want every competitor to go home and not to  the hospital. On a ground and pound if there is any damage being done, if the opponent is not able to defend himself, or is busted open they call it quickly or at worst stand them back up. These fights aren’t the UFC, no one is playing the bongos on someone’s head for 2 rounds and not getting the fight called in their favor.

That Hankins would argue this fact and claim that he won is insane, especially when the ref so quick to make a decision on Hankins physical condition to continue but let Clegg “get his head bashed in for 8 minutes”.

Hahahaha - that's happened to me twice - once in a motorbike accident, and once when I got jumped by a group when the club closed.  Both times my mind just 'stitched' over the gap and I wondered why people were looking at me worried  ;D
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Soul Crusher on January 28, 2024, 03:40:04 PM
He lost . 🤣

He must have done worse than he did with Clegg
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Dave D on January 28, 2024, 04:23:04 PM
Hahahaha - that's happened to me twice - once in a motorbike accident, and once when I got jumped by a group when the club closed.  Both times my mind just 'stitched' over the gap and I wondered why people were looking at me worried  ;D

LOL!

Sounds like a fun time.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: illuminati on January 28, 2024, 05:20:29 PM
He must have done worse than he did with Clegg

Is that possible?  He was abysmal against Clegg.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Krankenstein on January 28, 2024, 08:53:08 PM
LOL!

Sounds like a fun time.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Gym Rat on January 28, 2024, 11:53:09 PM
(https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=690412.0;attach=1488615;image)


Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

"Thats clearly not my bush, you shopped it. Mine is 215 lbs, tight, and not holding any water or pubes  duckin hater"....
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 29, 2024, 12:54:43 AM


Just as I said all you can do is shop my pics because I put you to shame. I am in better shape than you and my waist is smaller. You are the slob with the gut not me. Show us your belly exactly
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: joswift on January 29, 2024, 12:59:32 AM
Just as I said all you can do is shop my pics because I put you to shame. I am in better shape than you and my waist is smaller. You are the slob with the gut not me. Show us your belly exactly
1)  Why did you have a parole probation officer?
2)  Where did you get the idea for crockpot forever stew/chili?
3)  Why don't you repost the "real" pool video?
4)  Why did you leave your job?
5)  What was the pain killer you took at your show?
6)  Who prescribed you the HGH you're on (the hernia doctor declined the Rx)
7)  Where is relaxed gut pic or pic from side with gut relaxed?
8)  Why won't you repost the Gorilla video?
9)  How did the job interview go?

Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Taffin on January 29, 2024, 04:53:00 AM
LOL!

Sounds like a fun time.

Yeah the bike thing was my fault - came up too far on a wheelie.  Friends running up to me said I was laid out cold and they thought I was dead, then I leapt to my feet and ran to my smashed bike.  When they told me I'd been laid still for so long I literally did not understand as there was no gap or flashing lights

The gang thing was similar - they laid me out with something solid and gave me a kicking while I was out but I woke up as they stopped and was confused - couldn't understand why they weren't putting the boot in.  I think they stopped because they thought they killed me LOL.  But boy were my ribs sore the next day...😬



HAHAHAAA - Christ that took me by surprise as I scrolled down - talk about a jump scare  ;D
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Krankenstein on January 29, 2024, 05:50:20 AM
Just as I said all you can do is shop my pics because I put you to shame. I am in better shape than you and my waist is smaller. You are the slob with the gut not me. Show us your belly exactly

I give you a pussy because saying "I have my period" is one of the few excuses left you haven't used for failing at things.

1.)  Why did you have a parole probation officer?
2.)  Where did you get the idea for crockpot forever stew/chili?
3.)  Why don't you repost the "real" pool video?
4.)  Why did you leave your job?
5.)  What was the pain killer you took at your show?
6.)  Who prescribed you the HGH you're on (the hernia doctor declined the Rx)
7.)  Where is relaxed gut pic or pic from side with gut relaxed?
8.)  Why won't you repost the Gorilla video?
9.)  How did the job interview go?

Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: wes on January 29, 2024, 06:05:32 AM

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

"Thats clearly not my bush, you shopped it. Mine is 215 lbs, tight, and not holding any water or pubes  duckin hater"....
LOL  ;D
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Flexacon on January 29, 2024, 06:47:10 AM
Crockpot chili question mothafucka, it ain't going away.  Probation Officer?  2nd failed job attempt?  Seriously, how can this work without massive resentment if he's fucking around on the internet all day and she's busting her ass?  even considering the long game, gotta be an issue.

The unanswered questions list:

1)  Why did you have a parole probation officer?
2)  Where did you get the idea for crockpot forever stew/chili?
3)  Why don't you repost the "real" pool video?
4)  Why did you leave your job?
5)  What was the pain killer you took at your show?
6)  Who prescribed you the HGH you're on (the hernia doctor declined the Rx)
7)  Where is relaxed gut pic or pic from side with gut relaxed?
8)  Why won't you repost the Gorilla video?
9)  How did the job interview go?

Good questions.

I also want to know why his name isn't on the list of Florida Derby winning racehorse owners?

Also why does his wife make him sleep in a different bedroom to her?
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: webstar on January 29, 2024, 06:53:09 AM
The unanswered questions list:

1)  Why did you have a parole probation officer?
2)  Where did you get the idea for crockpot forever stew/chili?
3)  Why don't you repost the "real" pool video?
4)  Why did you leave your job?
5)  What was the pain killer you took at your show?
6)  Who prescribed you the HGH you're on (the hernia doctor declined the Rx)
7)  Where is relaxed gut pic or pic from side with gut relaxed?
8)  Why won't you repost the Gorilla video?
9)  How did the job interview go?
10) Why don't you speak to your brother anymore?  William Douglas Hankins
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 29, 2024, 06:54:47 AM
I give you a pussy because saying "I have my period" is one of the few excuses left you haven't used for failing at things.


You are just mad because you look like this no photoshopping needed. I don't need to photoshop your pics to give you tits you already have them.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: joswift on January 29, 2024, 06:55:47 AM
You are just mad because you look like this no photoshopping needed. I don't need to photoshop your pics to give you tits you already have them.
1)  Why did you have a parole probation officer?
2)  Where did you get the idea for crockpot forever stew/chili?
3)  Why don't you repost the "real" pool video?
4)  Why did you leave your job?
5)  What was the pain killer you took at your show?
6)  Who prescribed you the HGH you're on (the hernia doctor declined the Rx)
7)  Where is relaxed gut pic or pic from side with gut relaxed?
8)  Why won't you repost the Gorilla video?
9)  How did the job interview go?
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Never1AShow on January 29, 2024, 07:15:50 AM
His physique look like such shit at his last show to the point he quit, and then didn’t post any of the pictures in high def that he claimed he was waiting for. Now makes excuses that he got sick. We all know that something he did to himself taking Lasix and painkillers and FTPp before, and he work the next day so he wasn’t so sick.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 29, 2024, 07:17:27 AM
His physique look like such shit at his last show to the point he quit, and then didn’t post any of the pictures in high def that he claimed he was waiting for. Now makes excuses that he got sick. We all know that something he did to himself taking Lasix and painkillers and FTPp before, and he work the next day so he wasn’t so sick.

None of that is true but i don't need to convince anyone I was sick I know I was sick
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Never1AShow on January 29, 2024, 07:18:44 AM
I’ll add this question to the list: why won’t you post the high death photos from that show?
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 29, 2024, 07:38:23 AM
I’ll add this question to the list: why won’t you post the high death photos from that show?

I did a year ago but what is more relevant my condition a year ago when I got sick or today? I was in excellent shape going into that show I just couldn't keep it together as I got really sick the last few weeks.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: webstar on January 29, 2024, 07:48:05 AM
I did a year ago but what is more relevant my condition a year ago when I got sick or today? I was in excellent shape going into that show I just couldn't keep it together as I got really sick the last few weeks.

What was the sickness, again? I think you said Hemmroids from heavy squatting?
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Flexacon on January 29, 2024, 07:52:44 AM
I did a year ago but what is more relevant my condition a year ago when I got sick or today? I was in excellent shape going into that show I just couldn't keep it together as I got really sick the last few weeks.

No Hanky you just plain sucked.

You sucked so bad you thought pictures of you from that time were photoshopped to make you look bad. When you realised they weren't you went back and deleted them.

You were in terrible shape. Skinny fat of peace.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on January 29, 2024, 08:15:15 AM
No Hanky you just plain sucked.

You sucked so bad you thought pictures of you from that time were photoshopped to make you look bad. When you realised they weren't you went back and deleted them.

You were in terrible shape. Skinny fat of peace.

I was in contest winning shape 2 weeks out. I took it too far and tried to push through despite having a real medical issue and I got sick. It happens.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: illuminati on January 29, 2024, 08:19:35 AM
I was in contest winning shape 2 weeks out. I took it too far and tried to push through despite having a real medical issue and I got sick. It happens.


Oi FAGGOTT reality check time you have never been in contest
winning shape ever - only contest winning shape for a pie eating
contest.  You Schizophrenic delusional Khvnt. 
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: webstar on January 29, 2024, 08:28:42 AM
I was in contest winning shape 2 weeks out. I took it too far and tried to push through despite having a real medical issue and I got sick. It happens.

What was the medical issue?

Abusing diuretics ?
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Krankenstein on January 29, 2024, 08:38:24 AM
You are just mad because you look like this no photoshopping needed. I don't need to photoshop your pics to give you tits you already have them.

and my "tits" out-squatted you

You are lean.....but you are not "in shape".  You have a bloated belly.   Why didn't my stomach protrude out like yours does on my squat video?

Deflecting will not save you from the 'unanswered questions' list you are now accumulating Brian.

1.)  Why did you have a parole probation officer?
2.)  Where did you get the idea for crockpot forever stew/chili?
3.)  Why don't you repost the "real" pool video?
4.)  Why did you leave your job?
5.)  What was the pain killer you took at your show?
6.)  Who prescribed you the HGH you're on (the hernia doctor declined the Rx)

7.)  Where is relaxed gut pic or pic from side with gut relaxed?
8.)  Why won't you repost the Gorilla video?
9.)  How did the job interview go?

Those are specifically mine.   EVERY time you post a new pic...I am going to fuck with you until you answer those "truthfully" because of your cassandra curse.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: joswift on January 29, 2024, 08:52:37 AM
I did a year ago but what is more relevant my condition a year ago when I got sick or today? I was in excellent shape going into that show I just couldn't keep it together as I got really sick the last few weeks.

back on topic fagboy
1.)  Why did you have a parole probation officer?
2.)  Where did you get the idea for crockpot forever stew/chili?
3.)  Why don't you repost the "real" pool video?
4.)  Why did you leave your job?
5.)  What was the pain killer you took at your show?
6.)  Who prescribed you the HGH you're on (the hernia doctor declined the Rx)
7.)  Where is relaxed gut pic or pic from side with gut relaxed?
8.)  Why won't you repost the Gorilla video?
9.)  How did the job interview go?


PS
Dont let this prick get you off topic everyone...hes deflecting now adding another lie about the contest high def pics to steer you away from the Probation officer.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Taffin on January 29, 2024, 09:35:04 AM
back on topic fagboy
1.)  Why did you have a parole probation officer?
2.)  Where did you get the idea for crockpot forever stew/chili?
3.)  Why don't you repost the "real" pool video?
4.)  Why did you leave your job?
5.)  What was the pain killer you took at your show?
6.)  Who prescribed you the HGH you're on (the hernia doctor declined the Rx)
7.)  Where is relaxed gut pic or pic from side with gut relaxed?
8.)  Why won't you repost the Gorilla video?
9.)  How did the job interview go?


PS
Dont let this prick get you off topic everyone...hes deflecting now adding another lie about the contest high def pics to steer you away from the Probation officer.

Did anyone see an answer to this yet either..?  I can't keep up with these fucking threads  ;D

While we're at it - you got fined $2500 17 December 2013 in Fluvanna Virginia after pleading guilty to unlawfully attempting to buy and then transport a gun - what sort, just out of interest?

Was it the same kind of gun you pled guilty to unlawfully carrying in Denver (1000Blk 16th St) on June 16 1998?  (5' 10" and 185 on the sheet)

Just wondering if you have a favourite firearm
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: joswift on January 29, 2024, 09:42:19 AM
Did anyone see an answer to this yet either..?  I can't keep up with these fucking threads  ;D

hes avoided that one as well
Its pretty clear the Probabtion officer was for the weapons charge

Brian will be banned from owning a gun though
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Never1AShow on January 29, 2024, 09:42:31 AM
Why did you have a probation officer?  Simple question never answered.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: joswift on January 29, 2024, 09:44:01 AM
Why did you have a probation officer?  Simple question never answered.

weapons charge that Taffin found

He has never mentioned this in his braggart posting history
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Soul Crusher on January 29, 2024, 10:03:52 AM
Bustin' Out of The Cave, is a GCA Sanctioned Mixed Martial Arts Event. BFC fighters compete in a cage. The venue is scheduled for May 24, 2008 at the Fredericksburg Expo and Conference Center in Fredericksburg, Virginia. BFC is pleased to announce our Special Guest - 3 Time Middleweight Champion "American Fighter " Rich Franklin! Rich will be at the event to meet and greet the fans. Come on out and meet Rich, and enjoy an evening filled with exciting high-energy Mixed Martial Arts action from MMA Fighters. Tickets Are On Sale Now!




Brian HankinsChris "The Finisher" Sydnor
 0-0-01-6-0
 Chris Sydnor defeated Brian Hankins by Submission (Round 1, 02:48)



http://events.mixedmartialarts.com/Barbarian-Fight-Club-Bustin-Out-of-the-Cave:D3344B87-0264-4557-8CD6-44D6CB91CE63?_gl=1*3vqhp2*_ga*OTY1NjE3MzkyLjE3MDY1NTEzMDA.*_ga_4CBS6KJXXG*MTcwNjU1MTMwMC4xLjEuMTcwNjU1MTMxMC4wLjAuMA..




Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: wes on January 29, 2024, 10:06:48 AM
Bustin' Out of The Cave, is a GCA Sanctioned Mixed Martial Arts Event. BFC fighters compete in a cage. The venue is scheduled for May 24, 2008 at the Fredericksburg Expo and Conference Center in Fredericksburg, Virginia. BFC is pleased to announce our Special Guest - 3 Time Middleweight Champion "American Fighter " Rich Franklin! Rich will be at the event to meet and greet the fans. Come on out and meet Rich, and enjoy an evening filled with exciting high-energy Mixed Martial Arts action from MMA Fighters. Tickets Are On Sale Now!




Brian HankinsChris "The Finisher" Sydnor
 0-0-01-6-0
 Chris Sydnor defeated Brian Hankins by Submission (Round 1, 02:48)



http://events.mixedmartialarts.com/Barbarian-Fight-Club-Bustin-Out-of-the-Cave:D3344B87-0264-4557-8CD6-44D6CB91CE63?_gl=1*3vqhp2*_ga*OTY1NjE3MzkyLjE3MDY1NTEzMDA.*_ga_4CBS6KJXXG*MTcwNjU1MTMwMC4xLjEuMTcwNjU1MTMxMC4wLjAuMA..
:o
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: joswift on January 29, 2024, 10:11:41 AM
Brian Hankins      Chris "The Finisher" Sydnor
0-0-0.                        1-6-0
Chris Sydnor defeated Brian Hankins by Submission (Round 1, 02:48)


Chris the finisher?
Was that his first win after 5 losses
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Soul Crusher on January 29, 2024, 10:11:49 AM
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Soul Crusher on January 29, 2024, 10:12:21 AM
Brian Hankins      Chris "The Finisher" Sydnor
0-0-0.                        1-6-0
Chris Sydnor defeated Brian Hankins by Submission (Round 1, 02:48)


Chris the finisher?
Was that his first win after 5 losses

Hanks got RNC
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Krankenstein on January 29, 2024, 12:16:22 PM


Did he burp while talking and coughing???
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: webstar on January 29, 2024, 12:20:49 PM
Bustin' Out of The Cave, is a GCA Sanctioned Mixed Martial Arts Event. BFC fighters compete in a cage. The venue is scheduled for May 24, 2008 at the Fredericksburg Expo and Conference Center in Fredericksburg, Virginia. BFC is pleased to announce our Special Guest - 3 Time Middleweight Champion "American Fighter " Rich Franklin! Rich will be at the event to meet and greet the fans. Come on out and meet Rich, and enjoy an evening filled with exciting high-energy Mixed Martial Arts action from MMA Fighters. Tickets Are On Sale Now!




Brian HankinsChris "The Finisher" Sydnor
 0-0-01-6-0
 Chris Sydnor defeated Brian Hankins by Submission (Round 1, 02:48)



http://events.mixedmartialarts.com/Barbarian-Fight-Club-Bustin-Out-of-the-Cave:D3344B87-0264-4557-8CD6-44D6CB91CE63?_gl=1*3vqhp2*_ga*OTY1NjE3MzkyLjE3MDY1NTEzMDA.*_ga_4CBS6KJXXG*MTcwNjU1MTMwMC4xLjEuMTcwNjU1MTMxMC4wLjAuMA..

LOL , so Brian quit again. story of his life.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Grape Ape on January 29, 2024, 12:21:10 PM
Brian Hankins      Chris "The Finisher" Sydnor
0-0-0.                        1-6-0
Chris Sydnor defeated Brian Hankins by Submission (Round 1, 02:48)


Chris the finisher?
Was that his first win after 5 losses

Hankins fight was considered amatuer.

(https://images.tapology.com/headshot_images/12429/original/Chris-Sydnor.jpeg?1322855147)
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: robcguns on January 29, 2024, 12:28:25 PM
Brian Hankins      Chris "The Finisher" Sydnor
0-0-0.                        1-6-0
Chris Sydnor defeated Brian Hankins by Submission (Round 1, 02:48)


Chris the finisher?
Was that his first win after 5 losses

Chris the finisher, final move rolling a man on his back and furiously jacking him off to blow before the ref calls the win.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: webstar on January 29, 2024, 12:29:25 PM
Did he burp while talking and coughing???

19 inch neck if i ever saw one
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Taffin on January 29, 2024, 12:54:45 PM
Chris the finisher, final move rolling a man on his back and furiously jacking him off to blow before the ref calls the win.

HAHAHAAHAAA... jeezus! ;D
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Skeletor on January 29, 2024, 12:56:53 PM
19 inch neck if i ever saw one
(https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=690412.0;attach=1488768;image)

Pencil neck like Little Adam Schitt.

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D2ql_knWwAA5rt5.jpg:large)

Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: tatoo on January 29, 2024, 01:33:42 PM
Bustin' Out of The Cave, is a GCA Sanctioned Mixed Martial Arts Event. BFC fighters compete in a cage. The venue is scheduled for May 24, 2008 at the Fredericksburg Expo and Conference Center in Fredericksburg, Virginia. BFC is pleased to announce our Special Guest - 3 Time Middleweight Champion "American Fighter " Rich Franklin! Rich will be at the event to meet and greet the fans. Come on out and meet Rich, and enjoy an evening filled with exciting high-energy Mixed Martial Arts action from MMA Fighters. Tickets Are On Sale Now!




Brian HankinsChris "The Finisher" Sydnor
 0-0-01-6-0
 Chris Sydnor defeated Brian Hankins by Submission (Round 1, 02:48)



http://events.mixedmartialarts.com/Barbarian-Fight-Club-Bustin-Out-of-the-Cave:D3344B87-0264-4557-8CD6-44D6CB91CE63?_gl=1*3vqhp2*_ga*OTY1NjE3MzkyLjE3MDY1NTEzMDA.*_ga_4CBS6KJXXG*MTcwNjU1MTMwMC4xLjEuMTcwNjU1MTMxMC4wLjAuMA..

lmfao!!!!!!!!!! o boy hahahaha....
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Soul Crusher on January 29, 2024, 01:38:43 PM
lmfao!!!!!!!!!! o boy hahahaha....

We are going to have to Josh to talk to the Finisher to get the real story of what happened. 
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Never1AShow on January 29, 2024, 03:10:06 PM
He must be in Raleigh on a 4th round interview. Either that or laid up with the shits again.

Meanwhile the chili is boiling over.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Hulkotron on January 29, 2024, 03:12:30 PM
I forgot all about bhanks prize-winning racehorse.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: webstar on January 29, 2024, 03:30:26 PM
I forgot all about bhanks prize-winning racehorse.

Wait lol, I’m usually pretty good with the bullshit Brian stories

What’s this racehorse story .

But usually when he is hopped up on uppers I can’t keep up with 100+ posts a day.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Flexacon on January 29, 2024, 03:32:50 PM

Chris The Finisher is appropriately named. He only needed a couple of minutes to dispatch Brian "Oxygen Mask" Hankins.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: webstar on January 29, 2024, 03:49:17 PM
Chris The Finisher is appropriately named. He only needed a couple of minutes to dispatch Brian "Oxygen Mask" Hankins.

LOLOLOLL laughed out loud at this one.

Almost pinned my insulin in the wrong spot
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Never1AShow on January 29, 2024, 06:04:25 PM
Wait lol, I’m usually pretty good with the bullshit Brian stories

What’s this racehorse story .

But usually when he is hopped up on uppers I can’t keep up with 100+ posts a day.

Here's the link:

A horse I owned 10% won the Florida Derby about 15 years ago. I am well aware of how they train them. They do short sprints they do not plow a field all day.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: webstar on January 29, 2024, 06:47:41 PM
Here's the link:

haha thank you

this would explain the need for "EQ" and "clen"
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: webstar on January 29, 2024, 06:52:05 PM
Here's the link:

LOL

I aint saying the money is the cool part. I am saying the race horse gets paid to bang is the cool part he is spoiled and has a comfortable lfie. Personally I am going broke you probably have more money than me. Feeling good is the goal I am more concerned with being able to tackle a bear than the mirror

So in  2 years Brian has gone from broke to being well off. interesting.....
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Hulkotron on January 29, 2024, 07:07:02 PM
LOL

So in  2 years Brian has gone from broke to being well off. interesting.....

While being unemployed, impressive feat!
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Raymondo on January 30, 2024, 12:21:59 AM
Bustin' Out of The Cave, is a GCA Sanctioned Mixed Martial Arts Event. BFC fighters compete in a cage. The venue is scheduled for May 24, 2008 at the Fredericksburg Expo and Conference Center in Fredericksburg, Virginia. BFC is pleased to announce our Special Guest - 3 Time Middleweight Champion "American Fighter " Rich Franklin! Rich will be at the event to meet and greet the fans. Come on out and meet Rich, and enjoy an evening filled with exciting high-energy Mixed Martial Arts action from MMA Fighters. Tickets Are On Sale Now!




Brian HankinsChris "The Finisher" Sydnor
 0-0-01-6-0
 Chris Sydnor defeated Brian Hankins by Submission (Round 1, 02:48)



http://events.mixedmartialarts.com/Barbarian-Fight-Club-Bustin-Out-of-the-Cave:D3344B87-0264-4557-8CD6-44D6CB91CE63?_gl=1*3vqhp2*_ga*OTY1NjE3MzkyLjE3MDY1NTEzMDA.*_ga_4CBS6KJXXG*MTcwNjU1MTMwMC4xLjEuMTcwNjU1MTMxMC4wLjAuMA..


 :D ;D :D
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: beakdoctor on January 30, 2024, 02:32:24 PM
I was watching a high light reel of Chael Sonnens ridiculous claims: Undefeated, Undisputed,  never lost a match, I thought tapping out just meant that I'd lose that round. Or 'how can you win by getting beat up for 20 minutes then wrap your legs around a guys neck for 12 seconds and win?'

I mean it's like Bhanks read the Sonnen playbook. It's the same kind of excuse and rationalization.  Only with Chael it was an act. With brian its delusion.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Hulkotron on January 30, 2024, 02:35:00 PM
I was watching a high light reel of Chael Sonnens ridiculous claims: Undefeated, Undisputed,  never lost a match, I thought tapping out just meant that I'd lose that round. Or 'how can you win by getting beat up for 20 minutes then wrap your legs around a guys neck for 12 seconds and win?'

I mean it's like Bhanks read the Sonnen playbook. It's the same kind of excuse and rationalization.  Only with Chael it was an act. With brian its delusion.

Haha :D Is this for real?
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: beakdoctor on January 30, 2024, 02:50:29 PM
Haha :D Is this for real?

Sonnen said that.

His excuses and villain character are like a blueprint for Brian's whole act.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: GymnJuice on January 30, 2024, 03:01:24 PM
Sonnen said that.

His excuses and villain character are like a blueprint for Brian's whole act.

Chael was great. He was like a WWF mentality in MMA. He built up excitement and was really a lot of fun to watch. I remember thinking his near win against Anderson Silva in their first fight was really impressive.

Brian isn't nearly as creative as Sonnen with his trash talking... he should find a new blueprint he could execute better.  ;D
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Gym Rat on February 08, 2024, 12:12:11 AM
The legs of an Olympic sprinter.

Could ragdoll a prime Mike Tyson.

Kicked Mexican cartel killers in the head.

Still hasn’t hopped up off the couch and squatted 405 for full depth reps liked he bragged about 2 years ago.

216 lbs of pure bullshit.

Brian vs. Tyson...

https://www.instagram.com/p/C2TQ9wytqfF/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: joswift on February 26, 2024, 11:36:42 AM
Records show you have a $350k mortgage on it.

It wasnt a DQ. you quit, post up the fight stats saying DQ
(https://i.ibb.co/5L2xnj2/Screenshot-2024-02-26-at-19-34-30.png)
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: bhank on February 26, 2024, 11:45:05 AM
(https://i.ibb.co/5L2xnj2/Screenshot-2024-02-26-at-19-34-30.png)

Had in 2016 it has been paid off in full. I even showed you guys a statement from a year ago where the balance was like 15k. There is no mortgage now. I really don't get your obsession.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: joswift on February 26, 2024, 01:29:48 PM
Had in 2016 it has been paid off in full. I even showed you guys a statement from a year ago where the balance was like 15k. There is no mortgage now. I really don't get your obsession.

was that the last of daddies money?
You certainly werent working
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: webstar on February 26, 2024, 01:51:51 PM
Had in 2016 it has been paid off in full. I even showed you guys a statement from a year ago where the balance was like 15k. There is no mortgage now. I really don't get your obsession.


Have you cleared off your debt with the gym?
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Rambone on February 26, 2024, 01:54:58 PM
Had in 2016 it has been paid off in full. I even showed you guys a statement from a year ago where the balance was like 15k. There is no mortgage now. I really don't get your obsession.

Why can’t Getbig be happy for a guy with a big, paid-off house  ???
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: joswift on February 26, 2024, 02:42:27 PM
Why can’t Getbig be happy for a guy with a big, paid-off house  ???
because hes a kunt and hes never given a single person here any credit for doing anything
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: wes on February 26, 2024, 03:59:30 PM
Brian, where would you be in life if you didnt have Bills money and your parents hadnt paid your full ride to school?

He`d be washing his clothes with Gain !   LOL  ;D
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: wes on February 26, 2024, 04:05:48 PM
why you son of a............... :D :D :D
LOL  ;D
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Hulkotron on February 26, 2024, 04:20:05 PM
I use Gain and I'm a millionaire.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: wes on February 26, 2024, 04:22:55 PM
I use Gain and I'm a millionaire.
Same here!!   ;D
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: tatoo on February 26, 2024, 04:26:55 PM
i use whatever is on sale lol
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: IroNat on February 27, 2024, 04:48:02 AM
i use whatever is on sale lol

I use whatever is cheapest at Walmart.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: oldtimer1 on February 28, 2024, 05:22:09 AM
I hate the perfumes in laundry soap. I try to get unscented. Bad enough I have a scent in shampoo, deodorant, hair gel, soap, toothpaste. Now my clothes have to have a perfume stink too. My dog must say why do I smell like six different stinks?   
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Rambone on February 28, 2024, 05:27:19 AM
I use whatever is cheapest at Walmart.

Same here. You and me should get an apartment together
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: King Shizzo on February 28, 2024, 06:01:41 AM
Same here. You and me should get an apartment together
Outed.
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: Rambone on February 28, 2024, 06:33:14 AM
Outed.

(https://y.yarn.co/eb1e373d-5e28-4f58-83f9-b7deb718d48a_text.gif)(https://y.yarn.co/4be80241-6565-4742-888b-02f4956204c4_text.gif)
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: IroNat on February 28, 2024, 07:13:33 AM
Same here. You and me should get an apartment together

That would be so cool.

Can I bring my weights?

 :D
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: wes on February 28, 2024, 07:17:24 AM
I use whatever is cheapest at Walmart.
Too high end for me ,I`m a Dollar Tree guy !  ;D
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: IroNat on February 28, 2024, 07:27:48 AM
Too high end for me ,I`m a Dollar Tree guy !  ;D

(https://giffiles.alphacoders.com/234/23465.gif)
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: wes on February 28, 2024, 07:43:03 AM
(https://giffiles.alphacoders.com/234/23465.gif)
(https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/p/AF1QipMVOb14DQRMBl_WeDZ2ekCTcP2EHsi5kiHrcTzf=w1080-h608-p-no-v0)
(https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExZ2Nwd2FhYThhbDdkYzVtOG9odnhkOXIweW1uaXFqdmJlbDRhMmdwNiZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/i3Dh3OKBpqD63Q2Y3Y/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: IroNat on February 28, 2024, 08:52:24 AM
(https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/p/AF1QipMVOb14DQRMBl_WeDZ2ekCTcP2EHsi5kiHrcTzf=w1080-h608-p-no-v0)
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Title: Re: Pencil Neck
Post by: wes on February 29, 2024, 03:49:56 AM
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